19 TILE OMAHA DAILY DEEt SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 24, 1001. Amusements Attractions at the local theaters last week Were much moro enjoyable In anticipation tban they proved In realization. Tho melodramatic offering of the fore part of the week wan looked upon as merely n date-filler In tho booking sheet, and yet turned out ono of the most gratifying lo the people who saw It of any of tho week's plays. It certainly eujoyed tho distinction of attracting tho largest audiences, Inas much as tho capacity of the theater was taxed at each performance. Not much was expected of Adelaide Thurston and "Sweot Clover," therefore no ono had reason for fault-flndlnK. Not so, however, with Blancho Walsh's new play, "The Hunt for Happiness." It proved to bo tho keenest disappointment of tho season. Most peo ple, knowing so well MIm Walsh's artlstlo ability aa on actress, bad confidence In her Judgment In tho choosing of a vehicle for Its exploitation, that they risked attending her performances. As far ua tho acting Itself was concerned, all expectations were realised. The play Is badly constructed, tho theme Is unwholcsomo and no naked In Its realism as to bo actually distasteful. 'Tho character assumed by Miss Walsh offers somo opportunities for tho display of emotions, yet, as a whole, Is beneath tho contempt of an actress of Miss Walsh's ability. I It wag somewhat accidental that Miss .Walsh produced "The Hunt for Happiness" here. Since tho failure of "Joan of the 'Bword Hand," with which sho opened tho season, sho has been vainly endeavoring to find a play sultablo for her. Tor use In tho Interim sho secured from Mary Man norlng, who is playing "Jnnlco Meredith" In tho east, tho righto to produco this play la territory where Mlsa Mannerlng was not booked. As tho lattor has dates arranged for Omaha oarly lu tho spring Mlsa Walsh could not produco "Janleo Meredith" here. Bbo was Impressed with tho leading part In "Tho Hunt for Happiness" and decided to glvo It a trial here. Tho pleco was first produced in Des Moines two weeks ngo and gain In Lincoln the night befdro sho opened her Omaha engagement. Although plainly a falluro to her manager, Den Stern, Miss Walsh, wishing to glvo the play n fair trial, with tho possible hope of finally mak ing It win, oontlnued to do It rather tban cancel her engagements. Mr. Btorn, under whoso direction Miss Walsh Is touring, directed tho tours of Fanny Davenport, and It Is a llttlo surpris ing to ono in touch with things theatrical that ho should bo caught as ho Is without a food play for his star. Mr. Stern ex plains his present condition as follows: "At tho beginning of tho season wo had a plendld production of 'Joan of tho Sword Hand,' a play I felt certain could not fall. It cost us In tho neighborhood of $10,000, but It happened to be ono of the kind that people do not want and It failed. Of courso our Investment was gono. I made Up my mind then not to mako an elaborate production of another play until I was sure that tho pcoplo were going to accept It. The scenario of 'Tho Hunt for Happiness' was BUbmlttcd to us. We read It over nd, thinking that it possessed somo merit, decided to glvo it a trial, with what result you can aeo for yourself. I did not havo a pedal production built tor It, and am therefore not anything out of pockot. Wo will havo a now play for production Jan uary 1 that I boltovo will surely bo a win Ber. It is called 'La Madeline' and Is by H. J. W. Dam, a playwrltor of reputation nd ability. It Is a modern Canilllo and tho scenario Is one of the most dramatic X havo ever read. Omaha theater-goers ro not any moro disappointed than Miss Walsh, and I regret exceedingly that wo could not have given them something bet ter, but thero is another day coming, as tho saying goes, and wo will try to tako full odvantago of it." In the revival of the melodrama thero is n kopoful sign, Indeed, a bow of rare promise, After tho unspeakable French farce, the too plainly-spoken "problem" play, tho Inane "society" drama und the senseless caricatures that havo been foisted on us as "pictures of New England farm life" .or omo other phase of 'oxlstenco In our own r another land, tho good old blood and thunder romanco comes like a solaco. It Is not Indicative of a depraved or undeveloped taste. It Is merely the protest of a healthy xntnd against tho morbid and unreal cre ations which havo of late years been Borvcd up to tho people by those who control the destinies of things theatrical. Onco a novelist wrote a story. Its action was fiercer than any ever written. Heading people gasped and beforo thoy caught their breath ho wroto another, and then a critic, noted for his oplgrammatlc wit, said of him that ho "ulwayB writes at the top of his voice." Ho was a success, and In a little while tho world was full of authors, each writing at the top of his volco. Result the rubbish rooms of tho book shops aro filled with "novels" that flrly shriek. A "dramatist" wroto a lot of sparkling con versation about an episode that could not be discussed at tbo dinner table; men and women blushed to hear It pronounced ao plainly from tbo stage and went again. Another dramatist made It oyon moro plain, until finally thero was no attempt to dis guise tha undebatablo. Rather, the compe tition seemed to be which could throw into tho strongest light that which decency always seemed to demand should be kept In the background. Then did the "problem play" reach Its zenith. In the French "farce' uothlng was left to the Imagina Strain Too Great The hustle and worry of business men The hard work and stooping of workmen The women's household cures Tax the kidneys make them sick. -. .The strain is too great The delicate "little alters" give out. 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Somo curiosity existed nt the outset, which was mistaken for Interest, but, happily, tho American life Is too clean and tho American mind too healthy to bo very seriously affected by the reflection of n degenerate aristocracy or a decayed bour geoUe. So now comes tbo revulsion. Nasti- ness, no matter how attractively dressed, Is still nasty, and we know It It la not Insisted that the tank drama and tho railroad station play are typical of American dramatic taste. On tho contrary, we have welcomed with outbursts of ap proval and showers of golden dollars all tho good and most of tbo bad things, plays and players alike, our foreign friends have sent us. Also, we havo sent to them some of tho most accomplished actors, malo and female, that ever won npplause, while a few plays from this land of barbaric gold and undeveloped taste have been found worthy of reproduction on "tho other sldo." It Is lamcntablo that tho plays wo havo sent abroad havo mostly been of the freak type, and not thoso truly representative of Amer ican tasto and thought. Never mind that, though. The astute manager has merely sought to visit other shores with things on which he could rely to rocelvo return suffi cient to at least reimburse him for his out lay. It cannot, therefore, bo said that tho Amorlcans lack taste. Indeed, It Is rather a tribute to their discrimination that they havo turned from tho offensive foreign plays to thoso of homo production, for tho latter, If they do not elevate, at least do not havo an opposlto effect. The language Is homely, and seldom does It tako on even a semblance of polish, but It never veils an unwholesome sentiment, nor doc It ever give tho sparklo of Its brilliance to cloak a prurient thought. Its lessons nro obvious and easy. Paresis Is not likely to result from pursuit to the ultlmato conclusion of any of tho problems, moral or psychic, pre sented by tho "thriller," but brain fag Is often relieved by watching tho colls of vil lainy first embraco nnd then fall away from the hero. And ono of tho best nctors the American utago over knew onco said hero In Omaha: "Tho Amorlcan pcoplo go to tho theater to bo diverted, not to bo amused." Ho was discussing tho furco comedy of the Hoyt typo, which had at least the merit of cleanliness. In no sense Is tho American stage entirely dependent on tho melodrama. We have plenty of good, wholesome stuff of more de pendable fabric, and It Is woll supported. But the "thriller" has Its placo In the oconomy of tho stage world; It has a hold on tho great heart of tho people, and It is Infinitely to bo preferred to the unhealthy stuff with which an effort was mado to dis place It. Lot us have more tank plays and fewer girls from Maxim's, Saphos and women of that sort. Comlnsr Kvcnta. 'Herrmann tho Great, tho famous ma gician, will bo tho attraction at the Boyd thlu afternoon and night. Several sensa tional Illusions will be presented here, amongst them "La Cabinet Enchante," "Noah's Ark, or, After tho Flood," "Tho Escapo from Sing Sing" and "Tho Turkish Elopement." A feature of tho program are MoWatters & Tyson and company In their latest skit, entitled "Scenes In the Dressing Room," for which special scenery and effects are carried. "Her Lord nnd Master," tho new play by Martha Morton, will bo produced by Her- uuri iveicey nnu i-.ino anannon at Uoyd u theater tomorrow night and Tuesday night. Tho story deals with an International mar riage between an American girl and an English, lord. Indiana Stlllwator Is typical of tho highly bred but spollod Amorlcan girl. Lord Can ning, with a party of titled Englishmen, payB a visit to her fathor's hunting lodge In Colorado, and whllo thore falls In lovo with Indiana. They are married and go to London, but 'tho conventionality of the new homeje too great for the llttlo American, tho contrast of tho old and new civilization too strong, and when one day her own people arrive unexpectedly at tho London mansion and proposo a dinner party, to which Lord Canning refusos to allow her to go, tills American spirit of freedom and democracy so long kept In check breaks out and sho joins tho party, leaving a note for Lord Canning to follow. When he returns to the library and finds her gono his pride la touched and his dignity rebels against such a proceeding, and when midnight comes and sho has not returned his doors aro barred tor the night. Returning shortly after, and being let In by tho old servant, sho meets her husband in the hall In a dramatic scone, sho real izing that she has been humiliated and ho that the dignity of tho Canning home has been marred. This is the great climax of the play, whoro love and prldo fight for the mastory, but In the end the former wins and the family crisis avoldod by mutual concession, A new act, which George Primrose pre sents this season for tho delight of tho patrons of Primrose & Dockstader's min strels, that will appear at tho Boyd Wednesday night, a special matinee Thanks giving day and night, Is something that will surprise all who boo It. Tho curtain ascends discovering the outlines of an old Mississippi steamboat, stranded and long slnco gone to decay, now veiled and beautl fled by a iuass of tropical growth. Later on tho picture, presents a study In solitude and beauty. Then comes another scene, a glowing cottonfleld, with a lazy river meandering away Into the distance. The next scene Is nn old Dlxlo cabin, ptctur esquo and homely. It Is here that Prim rose, tbo best soft shoe dancer on the stage, Appears In dances that delight, In troducing before tho close, "The Twins," two plcknnnlnles whoso work Is some thing extraordinary. Thero Is much Interest In the coming engagement of the distinguished actor, Frederick Wardc, nt Boyd's, Friday and Saturday matinee and night. Tho fenturo of his repertoire this season Is "Belphegor, the Mountebank," ono of the most powerful plays of the great French author, D'Ennery, who also wroto "Tho Two Or phans." The central figure of this sterling play Is a traveling mountebank, who Is married to a woman of rank, who, having to travel with him, tako part lu his per formances on the public square, though her refined naturo shrinks from tho dls play of which sho Is obliged to become a part, and her solicitude, for her two young children, who assist their father In his performances, so wears on her dcltcnto nerves as to drive her Into sickness. Sho Is left a fortune, and by n combination of Circumstances, for which sho Is In no way responsible, she Is mado to appear In tbs eyes of her husband as unfaithful to him The progress of tho plot is consistent toward a powerful termination and the play bristles with intenso situations. Mr. Wardo brings a perfect nctlng com pany, as well aa an historically correct production. Ho presents "Tho Mounte bank" Friday night and Saturday matinee and "Julius Caesar" Saturday night. Seven acts, contributing as many dlfforcnt forms of entertainment, will bo seen at tho Orphoum this week. From old-time minstrelsy down to tho latest form of farce Is a far cry, but the feat Is accomplished Insofar as toven acts can accomplish It. Flo Irwin and Walter Hawlcy, who nro nt the head of tho bill, will havo a new sketch, "Caught with tho Goods," taken from ono of the old-tlmo comedies. Miss Irwin Is tho sister and former partner of tho fat and dimpled May Irwin, whoso work In farce comedy has mado her name a household word In tho last few years. Beforo hor desertion of vaudeville Flo and May Irwin wero without exception tho most popular sister team In tho vaudevilles, working undor tbo namo of Irwin Sisters. Flo Irwin has been seen In comedy, too, and has been uniformly successful, But tho blan dishments of tho vaudeville, stago havo saved her to tho lighter form of entertainment. At tbo hands of so capable a performer, assisted by one of Mr. Hawloy's ability, a first-class entertainment may bo looked for, Carroll Johnson's namo Is known to every lover of old-tlmo minstrelsy, und, with n now monologuo and up-to-date parodies, he will tako many back to tha days whon burnt cork was tho vogue. A new sketch, "A Happy Pair," built nlong tho lines of up-to-dato farco, will bo offered by Mr. and Mrs. Gardner Crane, and Ina Allen, pleasing In voice and fcaturo, will offer an entertainment of her own. Tho Do Courcy brothers will have a novelty In tho way of acrobatics, and Jones, Grant and Jonos, a trio of colored comedians, will contrlbuto their funny act, whllo RIalta, tho nro dancer, has somo decided novelties in tho way of novelty and picturesque dances. A revelation of comedy, burlesquo and vaudevlllo brlofly describes tho perform ance of "The Dainty Parco Burlesquers" which Manager Jake Rosontbal has selected as his opening attraction at tho Trocadcro for tho weok commencing this afternoon, with dally matinees.' Tho olio Includes tho following well known artists: Misses von Bherzor and Courtnoy, In operatic selec tions; Mllo. La Tosca, premier lady con tortionist; Honan and Kcarnoy, Irish comedy boxing artists; the favorlto comediennes, Carver and Pollard, in their eccentricities, peculiarities and original ities; Fred Wyckoff, charactor comedian and unique story teller; tho Grahams, lead ing song Illustrators. In conjunction with this all-star olio two now burlettas will bo given, entitled "Troupers Troubles" and "Paris Upside Down." Tho Thanksgiving matinee will bo mado specially attractive, by tho Introduction of novelty features. Musical Tho Cheerful Idiot Is abroad again. Hero Is his label, publlshod In a recent Issue of tho Chicago Record-Herald: "It has been our experience that whero you find a preacher who knows much about tho gospel he don't know much about singing. On tho other hand, thero are tho professionals who are paid to sing In tho church; they don't know and don't caro anything about relig ion. Some of tho finest organists In' this city have llttlo spiritual feeling." i Of courso, lu looking at an article like this we muBt first take Into consideration the fact that Chicago la young yet. We must also rcmombcr tho true story of the little Omaha girl who ended her prayers ono night with "And now, good-by, God, I'm going to Chicago." nut I am disturbed to think that tho pro fessional singers In churches of Chicago are so shockingly bad. I aro going over Christ mas week to ace If thoy aro really so ter ribly sln-steoped as thoy aro represented. I l.now a few of tho very best ones, and I always felt that they wore Just as good in thought and action as the average church member, comparing fairly and squarely. Their devotion to a great art has ennobled and elovated them In spirit and In mind. Tho persons who have tho Impudence to make such a Pharisaical assertion as this "they don't know and don't care anything about religion" aro person who doubtless will get up und howl about tho love of tho church, and will bo tho first to denounce the man who docs not subecrlbo to a little sot of rules which some equally narrow portion drew up ton, llfty' or 200 yours ngo. The musician does not bollcvo that re ligion consists In adhering to somo "letter" rules and Ignoring tho "spirit." Religion, from the musician's standpoint, does not consist of churchlsm, perhaps, but It Is alive, Just tho same. When tho musician loses bis religion ho loses his soul. When he loses his soul ho Is a machine, not a musician nn urtlsau, not an artist. "Where you nnd u preachor who knows much about the gospel, ho don't know much about singing." This Is as absurd as the other proposition. The moro a man knows about tho gospel, that Is, the messago of peace und love, the message of self-sacrifice and of sympathy, tbq more bo must know about singing, and everything beautiful. It Is the minister who speculates on "What creed la now In uso In Mars" and "How, Which and Whou; or, the Thusneas of tho Therefore," It Is ho who la steepod In leurned foggcry and men tal mist who knows llttlo about hinging. I novT have met a priest, minister, clergyman, or whatever name you may wish to use, who was allvo with u hearty love for his follow man, and whose life was a constant encouragement to tbo struggling one, who did not have an overwhelming lovo for music, I havo In mind, us I write, ono of those true apostles of real religion, who now rests from bis labors In a little quiet place In Kansas, u man who was called by his fellows a helper of men, whoio life was an example nnd I can hear him now saying to me, "Play me that Scotch song. Oh, I do lovo that." When his choir sang his requiem It was tho labored song of ono big, broken heart. Ho novcr asked a member of his choir, so far ns I know, if ho or sho were religious. No, ho took It for granted, nnd talked with them from that standpoint. And their religion grew and waxed strong. There Is as much religion In n choir singer, even It bo Is paid, ns thero Is lu tho pewholder, generally speaking. Writers on such subjects as these which I havo Just mentioned would do well to look up tho meaning of tbo word "religion" In any good dictionary beforo rushing Into print. It would also bo well to eitiplmslzo what was said once In connection with this: "On theso two commnndmcnts hang all tho law and tho prophets." It Is writers and speakers llko tho scrlbo In question, 1 caro not If he bo the greatest man In Chicago, who heap up discord be tween pulpit and organ loft. It Is not tho minister and the choirmaster. The minis ter and his singers wilt bo united when thoso church members aro eliminated who act, think and speak In every way, "Stand off, I am holler than thou." There Is on exhibit nt Iho Boo oftlco a aong which I nui sure tho world Is waiting for. It Is tbo only genuine, real "long felt want" filler. It Is euro to burst with tho radlanco of a golden sunrise, 'tho blaz ing aurcolo of a resplendent nnd refulgent renaissance on tho art world of today. Alas und alack, and woe Is met For tho laurel has been snatched from Schubert and Schumann's wreath Is gobe. ' Tom Moore and Bobblo Burns aro relegated to tho back ground, whllo Hclno's "lied 1st aus." Tho now song has been composed and de composed by a Chicago man. It Is called "All Honor to Admiral Schley." Tho uuthor modestly says In a lotter accompanying tho "song": "I hereby glvo you authority to print In your paper the first and second verses nnd chorus, provided that you protect my copyright by entering directly under tho verses nnd chorus 'Copyright, 11)01, by W. D. Allen,' nnd I would be pleased If you would further stato that thero aro Bcvcral other verses to tho song," etc., etc, Ahl tho pity of it nil! There aro moro verses 1 Thero nre, alas, too many now. Fearing to Infringe In somo way upon tho copyright I will not publish It. It has a companion pleco entitled tho "Doom of An archy." I can think of nothing better as a punishment than to muko every anarchist read tho words thereof. Another bv tho samo decomposer 1b "Only a Bird on L,aay s mi. .My sympathies are with the Audubon society when this song Is sung In their presence. At Unity church nn Innovation has been mado In tho musical arrangements. Mr. Garelsson will furnish tho programs, as sisted by Miss Garolssen and Mr. Edward Garelsson, violinist. Enserablo work will be done, In which students of tho Garels sons will assist. This Is u good move. It will doubtless develop Into another choral force. It la with glee that I herald tho coming of tho great Nordlca. Sho will uppcar at ICountze Memorial church on December 7, In concert. Further announcement Is su perfluous. Everyone knows of Nordlca. And n singer, no matter how humble or how far advanced, cannot afford to miss this treat, even If the comforts of llfo havo to bo dlspcnsod with for a weok. On every hand ono can hear nowadays a strange language. It is an attempt to put a Scotch flavor to every word. To tho golf lug, community It Is not difficult, but for othors It Is not bo easy. Sure, you'ro Jaukln' hoot mon, be Jabers, Bounds mixed, aud so does "Das 1st nlcht unco guld." 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ATTRACTIONS FOR THIS WEEK AT BOYD'S THEATRE THIS AFTERNOON-TONIGHT In a new and marvolous program of sensational novelties, accompunlcd by Mc WATTERS AND TYSON CO. IlnrKiiln Mutluee l'rlacn SR', f.ue. Night, liftu, ROc, 7Rc, MONDAY AND TUESDAY NIGHTS. Mr. Herbert KELCEY and Miss Effie SHANNON In their great "HER LQRD Conceded to bo tho most elnborato production nnd greatest success of tho season Prlcea ie, tOc, 7 .If, ijll.OU, $J.no. Scats now oil sale. WEDNESDAY AND THURSDAY. Speciai Matinee Thanksgiving Day. PRIMROSE AND DOCKSTADER THE WORLD'S FAMOUS EXP0N ENTS OF MODERN MINSTRELSY Prices Thanksgiving Mutlnee, r0l, t' MkM. 'Mf, BOc, TRo, f l.oo. Seats on salo Monday, FRIDAY, SAT. MAT. AND NIGHT. Tho ICmlncnt Actur, MR. FREDERICK WARDE In two productions, St " THE MONTEBANK" &l " JULIUS CAESAR" aunnortcd by a nupcrli company, which IncludcH Harry Johnstone, Chas, D, Her man. Antolnotto Atthton, Virginia Dn w Troscott und 25 others. ITIet-i.-Miitll.rc, '."(, ROe, Tfie, tfl.OO. NlKl.t, 35'i ROe, 7R!, fl.RO. Seats on Bale Tuesday. When writing to advertisers mention havin g read their advertisement in The Bee UIUI UHWalU IUIU mum U Hq III5-III7 FARNAM ST. DINING ROOM FURNITURE LAST OPPORTUNITY to replace that old sideboard, dining table or china case before Thanksgiving, when tho company comes. Our Btock is replete with 13X TJUA GOOD VALUES in DINING UOOM FURNI TURE. Yon can make a tremendous change in tho appearance of your dining room by a very small outlay. Come in and inspect the fol lowing: OAK BIDE13OAnD-r18x40 French pattern plato mirror," fancy shsped front, very masslvo, a real bar gain, at $27.60. Sevcnty-llvo other atylcs, varying In prlco from $12.75 to $180.00. OAK CHINA CASH Ilcnt glnsn ends, nicely polished, 38 Inches wide, B feet 0 Inches high, for $10.00. OAK CHINA CASE nont glass front, mirror hack, very neatly mado and finished, for $20.00. CHINA CASE JIndo of solcctod quartered oak, bent glass ends, mir ror back, embellished with twisted wood columns, claw foot, beautifully finished, for $33.00. Forty-five other styles ranging In prlco from $12.75 to $75.00. BOX SEAT DINING CHAIR Mado of quartorcd oak, banister back, lino 1 enno Boat, for $2.60. Samo lu leather $3.25 O O o The World Famous HERRMANN THE GREAT comedy Huccess, AND MASTER"