0 Tub omaiia Daily Bee. K. HuHHWATKH, IJDITOH. l'fUMHUKU uvnnv mohnino. thiols OF St HHCHIPTION: Dally He (without Sunday), One Vcr..V5f0 Dally Jiif mill Sunday, One Venr .W Illustrated liw one Year 2.W Kundny lice, One Year . 2(" Saturday Nee. One Year l.M 1'wnititth Century Farmer, One Ycnr.. 1.W M;Ltvi:Hi;i iiv cahhihh. pally lift-, without Sunday, icr tyjpy.... 2c IJally lice, without Sunday,' per week 12c Daily IJto, Including Sunday, per week.. lie Sunday Her, per copy C Evening Hoc, without Sunday, ier week.. Me livening Hci, Including Sunday, per wcok.Uc Complaint of irrcgiilnrltleH In delivery should ho uddressi (1 to City Circulation De partment. . OKl-'ICUS. Omaha: Tlu. l!'eo Hutldliig. ' ' South Omulm: City Hull Uulldlng.Twcnty Cfth and .M HticcU. Count , Hluffs: 10 Pearl Htreet. Chicago: 1&I0 Unity Hutldlntf. Now York: Temple Court. Washington Cut Fourteenth Street. COHHHHPONDKNCE. Communication!! relating to news and edi torial mutter should ho addressed: Omaha Dec, Kdltorlal Department. HtHINKSS LHTTKKS. Husliics Icttira and remittances should ho Addressed. Tho Hcu l'uhihdiiug Company, Unmli.i. ui;.MrrTANci:s. ItfinlL hy draft, express or postal older, payable to The Heo PubllshliiK Company. Only 2-ient xtanipM uceoiited In puymcnt of mall nreountx. Personal checks, except on Oniuhu or eastern exchanges, not accepted. T-JIU HKU PCHLISHINO COMPANY. STATHMHNT OF CIHCULATION. fitate of Nobrnska. Douglas County, us.; George H. Tzsehuck, secretary of Tho He IHibllhhltiK Company, bclnn duly sworn, rays that tho actual number of full und comploto ctples of Tho Dally, Morning, Evening una Sunday Hoo printed during tho month of October, 1901, was as fol lows: ...HIM no ...iitMino ...yii.usii ...i'i.m; ...uh.hxo ...UI'.ITO ...UH.SIO ...KH.MH) ...a.7110 ...lH,N.",t ...itUI-'O ...'Jti.itr.r. ...jH,)t:ti ...UH.dllO '...js.nr.n 17 1$ 19 21 3 4 B 6 8 9 10 11 12 13 j JE 16 Total ...'JS.IIO ...ui),i:iu ...:t, 17(1 ,..uH,ir.n ...ItU.TUO ...a.S,770 ...:to,7io ...:to,i:io '...M,ma ...:t'.viuo .. .no, 7.so .... '10,11 in ...:t:i,u.-,o 24... ."5. . 26... 27... IS... 29... SO... 31... n 1 7, .nit "Less Unsold and returned copies... Il.s.vi Not total sales 07,7 Net dully average UH.U7I OICOKOK 15. TZSCIIUCK. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to risforc mo this Slat day of October. A. D. 1901. M. It. IIUNQATH. (Seal.) Notary public. Ilnvlnj; led tho reptihlluun ticket In this county nt the polls, Coroner-elect Hnilloy enn lie content to ro way bade juid sit down. TMielc Kill Siiouilen should Insist that his fcrllllcato of lection as constable bo made out to him as the ummltnou.s choice of this people. After following advice to remodel our city government on Kiirnpeim platiH, perhaps it will be in order to remodel our state and national governments lifter Kuropean examples. Douglas county as usual Is several laps behind most of the other Nebraska counties In completing the olllclnl can vass of the vote. ,Jut the,n Doughw county law it few more votes io can vass. When the people want to make suw that they get reliable news on any sub ject at the earliest moment they read The Itee. This applies not only to" the election returns, but to current events ut all kinds. It will cost the government about $150,000 to ascertain whether the naval commander at Tutulla has been guilty of taking too many drinks. It might bo more economical to bring the coin- inander home to bo Inspected. The lesson of the olllclal llgures of the Jate coiinty election summed up lii'n .iinitshell Is this: The tall may sue ceed in wagging the dog iu county con '(ventlon, but the animal will assert its ('superiority on I lie day of election, vv When the comniunlty-of-interest men mlsh with their Hew railway Incorporii tlfons aud new Issues of stocks aud muds the ordinary1 investor holdln railroad securities will have to employ jin expert to help htfii llud his way out A Michigan man who recently dn faulted to the extent of 1,000 ox plained that lu; needed the money During the time he spends lu prison ho will probably be able to ilgure out that the rightful owners of tho money also needed It. Great ltrltaln has discovered that when It wants anything lu a Jiurry the best thing to do is to send to thu-U.qlted States for it. John Hull now sends' his Australian mall i;00O miles out of the .way through, the United States and tiaves the days' .lime. Omaha needs n-iuarkct house. Hut It Is bettor lo go slow and build right than to rush headlong Into any scheme that will only, load the fH "P with' useless expense. When the market house comes.. It. should not only meet our de mands, but also bo a credit to the com munity. The promise Is. made that part of the $10,000 appropriation made b.v tho last legislature to co.ver.the expenses ot Ne braskti's ..participation In-"tho Pan American exposition at Huffalo will be turned back Into thevtnte treasury. It Is to be hoped the promise will bo re deemed. Old-time Iowa democratic leaders are debating the question whether, away down below the debris of the recent elections, there Is anything remaining of the party which can be dug up and put Into position to make a light nloiu former lines. It looks like removing ,n lot of rubbish for a small amount of balvage. The city treasurer for Omaha encouiv ters uo embarrassnient lu making pub lie monthly stnt'enu'nts Of tie precise uinount of publlc-fumls in his custody and the exact, whereabouts of every cent of it. No other custodian of pub He funds would bring any dlllleulty or trouble on hWelf by lVllowulg this vi'HOLmxa the Mnsmn) nocTitixr. Peculiar Intercut attaches to the ut terauees of Senator Lodge on public uuestloiis by reason of his close per sonal and political relations with Presi dent Roosevelt. This Is recognized abroad as well as lit this country. In his recent Hoeton Kpcech the Massa chusetts senator expressed himself strongly for upholding the .Monroe doc trine, which ho would enforce against a Kuropean power even In the matter of coalliu; stations. This has com manded 'uttcutluit abroad. In 12uglaud It Is not regarded as menacing to any llrltlsh Interest lu this hemisphere, but It Is not viewed so complacently In (Seruiany. That country would like to establfsh a coullng station qu tho shores of tho. Caribbean sea and Is reported to be endeavoring to do this through one of her subsidized steamship Hues, thus seeking to evade the Monroe doe trine. It Is not surprising, therefore, that the GeWau press should see in Mr. I.odgu's Interpretation of that doctrine Hhe growth0f Jingoism and n certain overtenslon of American self-couselous-ness," although there Is nothing In the hpeeeli which Is different front what Iiils been the American interpretation of tho Monroo doc til nu since its enun ciation. Perhaps that doctrlno cannot fairly' bo made to apply' to coullng sta tions, but it lu quite obvious tliut If any European power not Laving territory in this hctnlsphcro may acquire coaling stations the effect would be to seriously impair tho value of the principle de clared by President Monroe. If tier- many be permitted to establish a coal lug station on the shores of the Carib bean no objection could be made to lier acquiring stations at as many other point lu South and Central America as she might desire. In this way a colonization policy could be Inaugurated that would lu time give (iermany a strong foothold iu the southern conti nent, which might prove u serious putt ier for our peace and safety, and mani festly would not be conducive to tliut American unity which the .United States is seeking to tlrmly establish. There Is no doubt that President lloosevolt will llrmly 'uphold the Mon roe doctrine, lie has said that com mercially, as fas as lids' doctrine is concerned, all wo wish Is a fair Held and no favor, "but if we are wise we shall strenuously insist that under no pretext whatsoever shall there be any territorial aggrandizement on American soil by any Kuropean power, and this no mutter what form the territorial aggrandizement may take." This Is not Jingoism; It is simply recognition of the right aud duty of self-protection and Is In accord with the practically unani mous sentiment of the American people. DA?, tell JSLASHS A tiUOTIATIUXS. There is a halt in the negotiations for the purchase by the United States of West Indian islands belonging to Denmark. 'Arrangements wen prac tically completed r when the change,. j)f niinlsto came, 1he( conservajlyes Jtelng succeeded by the liberals, and lite new government' naturally 'desires tb-go fiver the ease, there being more or less op position in the liberal party of Den mark to selling the Islands. H Is stated that the new ministry has raised the question of securing from the United States concessions,- both political and commercial, which this government can not grant. It is proposed by tho Danish government that the transfer of the three islands shall lie conditional upon the United States agreeing that the people shall be given till the rights and privileges of citizenship and that cer tain trade relations shall lie established that will be of special benellt to Den mark. The position of our Stale de partment is that the only satisfactory arrangement that can l(e mad.e Is n direct purchase, entirely fret! from con ditions of a political character. That view Is manifestly sound. While the people of the Danish jslands may be qualltlcd to have the rights and privileges of American citizenship, the question of giving these to them Is not one to be determined by treaty. As to milking trade relations for the spe cial benellt of Denmark, that is of course utterly out of tho question. A treaty providing for this would have no chance: whatever of rat Ideation. The Danish government will probably not insist upon these conditions and will llually accede to the terms which were practically arranged when the liberal mlulstvy succeeded .to power. PUMWY H.iTlFlCATlOX E.iVtXTED. It Is expected that, the 'senate will promptly ratify the ,uewcanal treaty, which .embodies all the "principles or conditions' 'contended lor' by that body, besides whlelf tnatiy features that "were consld'ered objectionable) In the former treaty but went 'permitted to'' remain have been eliminated. Senator Culloiu, who will be chairman of the foreign relations committee, has expressed the bpliilon that there will be no unneces sary delay lu ratifying the now con- volition and it Is stated that so far as it has been brought to the attention of leading republican senators, ami es pcelally thoso who are upon the com mltteo on foreign relations, tho treaty lias received their approval. A few senators may vote against It on the ground that no agreement with Ui;oat Britain Is necessary as a condition preVedent to tho construction of the canal, but the number of such is be lieved not to be sutllclent to prevent or uveu delay ratltleation. With the treaty ratllled, legislation au thorizing the construction of n canal will speedily follow aud there appears t'o 1h no doubt that the Nicaragua route will be selected. It Ik. stated that the sentiment among congressmen Is over whelmlngly lu favor of that route, Those who have conferred with the president on the subject 'declared that the Panama route cannot be considered and In view of the fact that the French company has made no deliulte propo sltlon for disposing of Its property, to get her with. the dlllleultlesjind compiled tlons, (Inanelal und otherwise, In con nectlon with tlw Panama route, It Is quite certain tlfofceougress will not con i alder it M'eovcr tlio report ot Uio, 7TITC OMAHA DAILY BEE: JflUDAY, XOVERETl 15, 1901. railal commission will be favorable to the Nicaragua route, It being staled that the commission tMnk the linal surveys of Nicaragua show (hat the route Is much better than they thought It would bo when they signed the pre liminary report. No dlllleulty In negotiating the neces sary treaty with Nicaragua and Costa Hlea Is anticipated, both countries te allzlni: the great material advantage which Would result to them from the construction of the canal. An enter prise which will cost the United States at least HOO.OOO.OOO could not fall to l)e of enormous benefit to those coun tries and It Is safe to assume that they will make whatever reasonable and necessary concessions the United States may ask. There appears, therefore, to bo it clear way to the carrying out of this great project, which has com manded attention for more than half a century. ;.;..sr we l uuar.r. Now that the olllclal count of the re turns of Douglas county has been com pleted, It may not be out of place to .analyze the vote and institute some comparisons. Tho. total voto polled in Douglas county was 10,270, as against 29,181 tit the November election of 1000. Tho total vote polled for supreme Judge was 18.000, which shows that 1,207 voters failed to express their cholco for fluprcmo Judge or made mis takes in the ma-'klng of their ballots. The total vote cast for Judge Sedg wick was 0,:i5i, and the highest num ber of votes received by any republican candidate on the county ttlcket was 0.7.M, being the vote received by the candidate for coroner, Mr. llrullcy. It will be remembered that under the pernicious leadership of .1. II. Van Dtisen, seconded by Congressman Mer cer's chief fugelman, Tom lJlackburn, the delegations from the country pre cincts and South Omaha were solldllled and arrayed against Omaha on the pre text thjit the reapportionment of repre sentation In the county convention, by which the representation of each ward lu Omaha was Increased from ten, to tlftceu delegates, and' South Omaha from sixteen to twenty delegates, was an act of rank injustice, calculated to deprive the republicans lu the country precincts of their old-time prerogatives. And this unholy alliance with the recreant delegates of two of the Omaha wards not only overturned the ex pressed will of a great majority of the republicans in the county, but also dis franchised these republicans for the coming year. To this reckless disre gard of recognized principles of equity and Justice must be attributed the de feat of two-thirds of the republican county ticket. The most striking protest ngalnst tle Van Dusen-Mercer luiqiilty may be found In the comparative returns from the city, the country and South Omaha: Out of the O.Itril votes cast for Judge Sedgwick only KIR tire credited to South Omaha and .1,011! to, the country, pre cincts. Hut the Ij&S'.l votes cast for Judge Sedgwick In South Omaha nud the country precincts will be entitled to eighty-eight delegates lu the next republican county convention, while the ".Ilhi votes cast by the republicans of Onmha will be represented by only ninety delegates. A si 111 more striking reminder of the Iniquitous Jiiniuier lu which the rights of the majority were trampled upon by the machinations of Van Duseu against Omaha is furnished by the fact that the republicans of the country precincts who cast 1,011! votes will be repre sented In the next convention by sev -lily delegates, while the republicans of he Sixth ward who cast 1,177 votes or Judge Sedgwick will have a repre seutatlou of but ten delegates. And yet tliese are not the worst fen ttires ot the disfranchisement sanc tioned by the combine In tho late con ventlon. lu tho county committee the J.Ol.'l republicans of the country pre elncts are now represented by twenty- Ight members, while the 7,ttir repub llcans of Omaha arc represented by only twenty-seven members. In order to exhibit more fully the deception practiced by the combine that controlled the late convention, let us make comparison between the vote given to .Mr. MeUrlde, the candidate for sheriff, In whose behalf South Omaha and the country Joined forces against Omaha: The country precincts which cast 1,0-1:5 votes for Sedgwick cast only 1,003 votes for MeUrlde, who was pressed upon tho convention as the most popular candidate lu the, country while, Unltt, one of the most Unpopular candidates, received In tho,.cijuutry 1,0.)8 votes, Crocker 1;0SU' aud Hrullt-y 1,100, or .101 more votes than, were cast for MeHride. ' Thiv two Omaha wards, the Seventh 4iud Ninth, whoso delegations joined 'with South Omaha and tho country li the lIut to disfranchise Omaha, gave Judge Sedgwick 1,410 votes, while they 'gave MeHride ouly 1,177. In other words, they voted for MeHride lu the convention and slaughtered him at the polls. Another lustrtictlvo comparison will be found In the fact tliut tho vote of the Seventh and Ninth wards, South Omaha and the country combined was only :i,2l0 for Sedgwick, while the other seven wards of Omaha cast H.770 votes for Sedgwick; and yet these 5,770 republicans will be represented by only seventy delegates iu the next con ventlon and are credited with only twenty-one members of tho county committee, 'while South Omaha, the country precincts aud tho two recreant Omaha wards will cast 10S votes and have lu tho county committee a repre seutatlou of thirty-seven members This wrong must be righted at the tlrst opportunity, ' The atlinity between the Omaha Hryanlte orgau, tho Lincoln Journal and 'Fremont Tribune has for years lieeii mutter - of notoriety. hen one of these three takes snuff the other tw sneeze. The bond of sympathy la tween this demo republlcn trio mediocre Jealousy of The Hoo .lu now the Fremont member of the trlpll cuto in luulilus tvs ccapyolutuieut us postmaster. W ilh a large majority of the patrons of the otllcu committed by petition In fnver of a rival candidate, the Fremont Nasby has Invoked the aid of National Ceminltteeinan Schneider, and his Oninha popoerntle ally promptly ruhes to the rescue with a slobbering editorial proclaiming the Napoleonic genius of the republican na tional committeeman, who Is credited with conceiving and executing the en tire plan of campaign by which Ne braska was redeemed a year ago. Whether all tliese Hryanlte plaudits will convince the Nebraska senators that no change is necessary lu the Uretnont postmastcrshlp remains to be seen. As slgnllleant of the attitude of Presi dent Hoosevelt toward the civil borvlce law are the verbal instructions given the newly appointed collector of in ternal revenue at Louisville. The for mer collector was practically forced to resign on account of evasions of the law and tno president warned mo new coi- cetor that the law' was to be strictly ad hered to. The record of tho president, both while serving on tlw civil service commission nud in other positions, Is such that nothing else was to have been expected. This record, combined with these Instructions, rentiers It certain that the law will be observed in letter and plrlt during tho present administration. Another toutino diamond company hat has been roping in Nebraska gulll- bles has gone amuck. When theso ton tine frauds were tlrst sprung iu tills lclnlty The Hoo exposed their flimsy lasls and warned the public against them. It is n pity the state authorities lid not have the courage to refuse to allow thorn to pursue their questionable business lu Nebraska. There Is abso lutely no excuse for such palpable swindles to bo tolerated, ns they find their victims only uniong tho over- credulous or Ignorant. One of the complalnta entered by vis iters from abroad is that Omaha, as compared with other growing cities, Is behind in the number of now business blocks added to the central part of the cltv. One reason for this lu the dltti ultv In enticing capital into real esuue nvestments when realty is so heavily handicapped In the distribution of tax burdens. Helleve Improvements that make n great city from opprcsslvo taxa Ion nnd the number of such Improve ments will quickly increase. I'he State Hoard of Public Lauds and Hulhllngs will readvcrtlso for bids for reconstructing the burned Norfolk asvlum. As no appropriation is a.vnil lble to pay for the work and the board has no legal authority to incur a debt. it Is uo wonder contractors aro not over anxious to bid for Uio Job. Let tlw legislature mako an appropriation for the proposed new building at Norfolk and no dlflleulty will be 'met to secure espousible coutraOjtprH. i)nr Mir Microti1 Meed llelitt . ChlcaKO Nqws. A writer In ono of tho November raaga zlne makes a plea for tho microbe on humano grounds. It had Kenerally boon hoiiKlit that tho microbe was amply ablo to look out for Itself. Overworking f!ioil Nature. Cleveland Plain Doalor. Tho treasurer of a benevolent order who turned tho funds of tho socloty Into his private business and then lost everything Is to bo holped out of his troublo by a popu lar subscription. We're a wonderfully for giving and Kood-naturcd pcoplo. Another Knumia I'rrHk. Philadelphia Ledger. KansaB must add to lta long list of freaks tho name of Sheriff Cook of Shawnee county, who permitted hiuiBelf aud Ills deputy to bo captured by a rouple of escaping criminals and then permitted tho criminals to escape although ho had a posbo of men at hand to capture them.r Evidently bhurlff Cooks ofllco Is several sfzea too largo for him. Cnrry Ihn Xt .Mrilorn. Minneapolis Journal, President Uoosovelt has negro coachmen who aro dressed in gorgeous livery and wear star-spangled rosettes on their silk hats. Information ot this Innovation will not bo well received on tho Little Missouri, In tho Pad Iindt or on tho Texas ranges. It will cause nioro roars from tho cow punchers than tho Hooker Washington Incident evoked from tho southern colonels. I HlKildlim Civil Mnrvler. Philadelphia rtceord. President Hoosevelt has further afllrmed his sturdy odhcrenco to the causo of civil service reform by forcing tho resignation of Internal Ilovcnuo Collector Sapp of Umisvllle. Ky. Sapp had Ignored aud do fled civil servlco rules from tho day of his appointment. Th? spectacle of his bead in tho basket should not bo lost upon Boms of his brother collectors In this state, who, under tho protecting arm of Quay, have been hardly loss defiant In dlsoboylug the law and mnklug partisanship rather than merit tho test ot Illness for government tscrvlce. i;ciitlnln nt Dlploniuej-. Kansas City Stur. It may be unfortunate, but It Is true that dress und maunors count for about ns much as ability in tho capitals of Europe and Soulh America. A diplomat who is laughed at la society can bo ot little uso to Ills government- Ho loses much of tho cossln heard In exclusive circles which a diplomat ouglit to know, and ho meets with coldness instead of cordiality at tno roreign office. Had Charles Francis Adams not been agreeable personally to Pnlmorston and Ird .lohn Russell ho could hardly havo prevented tho recognition of tha con federacy. Memorial llrlilKcn nml Arclicx. Roston Transcript. A perfectly beautiful bridge across tho Potomac would bo a splendid monument to General Grant and thero would bo a broad and inspiring symbolism in th'o fact that it united tho north and south, hut tho right sort of a design for tho projected briiigo has not yet been made and until It Is made congress may' well postpono voting the larEu sum of monoy necessary for Its eon. structlon. Whatover national memorial to McKInley may bo finally decided upon It must not bo a triumphal arch or arches straddling a bridge. Let us build memorial bridges, but let us build no trlumphul arches. llrldces are useful and nobll works; triumphal urrhrs are uselctw and bombastic survivals, which might ne uo scribed or gales that give arccs to no where in particular, portals that open upon I vacancy, Developing the West j Portland In studying the conditions ot plant life In tho far west the Department of Agricul ture Is performing a service of the great est Importance to the country. Hand-In-hand with this Investigation go experi ments with methods calculated' to protect valuable native plants from extermination and tho Introduction of exotics that seem to bo ndapted to tho hard conditions found In some sections of tho arid or setnl-arld belt. The program also Includes experi ments with foreign plants whero those of native origin or that have been long adopted still do passably well, if there are bettor varieties wo want them and every quarter ot the globo liim been raked for specimens to bo tested here. Already much good has corao from this work, and It Is only fairly begun. In tho scml-arld west thero Is room for much work of this character. It Is beyond tho scope of prlvato endeavor because most of tho land that may bo reclaimed to tift- fuluem through tho efforts of the depart ment still belongs to the public domain and prcfent conditions offer no Incentive to settlers to occupy It. Ranges that havo been oaten out hy herds and Mocks sro llttlo hotter than open desert. To put new gross on tho hills Is to rejuvenato tho country. And If tho nety grass bo hotter than tho old, more nutritious and hardier, U is a distinct step In advance that Is re- fleeted In Increased Industrial development, Vhcro grass growa settlers may and will psrttnent, but they may safely articulate go and establish homes. Irrigation and with tho Department ot Agrlcultuto In ro gonoral farming will follow nnd tho somt- duclng tho arid west, ItOCMI AnOtIT KKW YOItK. Klpplct on (be Current of I.lfc In (lie .Metropoll. "Who will caro for lllchard now?" Tho plo counter Is ompty. Tho sugar bar'I, unco a magnet for a multltudo ot hungers cn, seeps vinegar. Tammany hall Is swathed In trappings of woo und scarcely echoes tho footfalls of tho bereft patriots. A pall of death hovers around tho demo cratic club aud amid tho ruins of hope and usafruct Squire Croker whistles to keep bis courage up. "What's tho difference?" ho exclaimed in answer to a question us to his future movements, "No one will pay any attention to mo now. They will nil Hock around the winner. It does not mako much illffcrenco what. I do." Relaxing into a reminiscent mood tho dethroned boss told thlnstory: "I remem ber a' rnco horso named Sir Gotham, who was a beautiful animal. Tho peoplo crowled around this race horso while ho was lu the paddock ono raco day and they talkol about tho splendid lines of his legs. They told ot his wonderful conformation and what u great raco horso ho wns. D,iv ntdeon had a horso lu tho rnco and so had I. Our horses wore Ignored before tho start. Gideon said: 'Are you golug to let this horso tako a wnlkover7' I Kild. 'No, my horse will run tho race.' Tho result was that Gideon's horso ran first nnd my' horso ran second nnd tho great horso, In' tho paddock ran last. his religion for her sake. Hut ho was "When that horso was brought back aftor doomed to disappointment, for tho girl's tho moo tho crowd that had looked nt his family Interfered nnd prevented tho mar magntflcent build paid no attention to htm I rlagp. Then his own family caused him to nnd our two selling-platers were admired ho exiled for forswearing his faith. Hor becauso they wero winners. That is the w't lutor on becamo a Greek Catholic way of tho' world." , hlhop and died- worth $20,000,000. Tho Croker leaves no 'easy and pleasant heri tage, to tho mail who shall pick up his crown. H la no holiday excursion to hold together . defeated and hungry mob of men who wero ones a compact and well fed army. For two years, nt least, tho wigwam must dlno on cold nlr und on tho memory of pust dinners.- After January l, 1902, thero will bo absolutely nothing for ono of them. Thero aro no federal otllces or pickings; tho republicans control nil that. Thero will bo nothing In state poli tics; tho republicans havo nil that. Thero will bo no ghost ot a show la tho city af fairs for any man who has a touch ot Tam many talntr oxcept for thoso sutordlnato clerks who havo gained positions under tho civil Borvlco inw and who havo really been clerks and not merely politicians In receipt of n salary. ' Only a month aud one-halt loft In which to lay away something for two years of rainy days. Tcrhaps tho dolugo will last much longor. Tho new mayor will bo at tho bead of a government employing nn army of 40,000 otllclals of various degrees, from heads of departments down to common day laborors. Tho direct putronago of tho mayor, that Is, tho officials whom ho himself appoints, Is very largo; la faot, no other executlvn lu tho United States, with the exception of tho president, ban so extensive nn appointing power. Hy the terms ot tho new charter, tho mayor will also have tho powur ot re moval throughout his term, and need not assign any causo fur decapitating ono of his subordinates. Although his power over tho Hoard of Kstlmato, which makes all tho appropriations for the city govornment, will bo much loss than that of tho present mayor, tho now head of tho city will havo n much Increased authority over his heads of departments, and If they do not work his will, ho can rcmovo them at onco. This will tlx tho responsibility for any evils di rectly on the mayor himself, nnd It thoro Is no reform of conditions In tho policu de partment, tho people will know tho reiwon why. Many of tho salaries paid city officials are higher than "thoso of leading officers of tho fedoral government. Kvou cahlnot ofil- eors nro paid less than tho city chamber Iain and tho corporation counteL hoth ot whom aro oppolntcd by tho moyor. There will bo twenty-nine places to bs tilled by tho now mayor whoso aggreguto nalarlos aro $100,000, or nu average of over J0.500 a year each. David Klson of Ilrooklyn was en suro that Mr. Shcpurd would bn elected mayor that ho went about his district shouting: "fit bet my head on It. At least I'll hot thu hair on ton ot ray head." A Iiw roan took htm up. If Low won, Mr. Klson was to havo the top ot his head shaved. If Shepard won, tho other man was to submit to tho razor. Mr. Klson wns shaved. "I'll stay Indoors till It grows," ho said. "If I go anywhoro I'll keep ray hat on." Now sco tho 111 luck of some men. Ho was summoned to court as a witness, Ho rould not decline tho Invitation. Ho had to tako his hat off when ho got there. "Whnt'H this?" naked th Judgo. "Aro you a Chinaman?" "No, sir," said Mr. Klson, "a Shepard man." "Well, It broko out on you in a strangn spot," rospondod his honur. The witness took thn stand amid tho laughter of tho court room. The theatrical trust has suffered a set back in Us attempt to bring Into lino all of tho Now York newspapers Most of thorn nro strongly Influenced by tho trust, which has succeeded In securing tho discharge ot such critics as aro obnoxious to It, Tho theatrical syndicate, however, maflo a mis tako when it tried to whip the Commercial Advertiser Into line. It demanded tun uis chargo of a critic named Hapgood, who has been In Its bad books since he wroto a magazine article explaining the methods of tho trust. Tho Commercial Advertiser de ollned tn discharge Mr. Hupgood, Thcre- l uiyoa ttao trust withdrew oil IU odvrtUlBS J Oreuoal.tn arid waste will become n sent of numerous poptdatlon and extensive Industrial lite. As a feature of this development, how ever, tho government must provldo for a more general distribution of tho moisture of tho country. Ijiirouragenieiit Is now given for the construction ot Irrigation work, but It Is found that lu many locali ties tho encouragement Is not suDlctenl to Induce tho Investment of private capital In tho necessary cnterprln's because the water sources aro already largely muuopir- met uy privnte Homers, uy virtue ot wnien , they control vast areas of soli to which J they havo no title. t?oiue way around this dlllleulty must be found before tho great later-mountain plain can be brought up to Its full possibilities. l'rlvuto rights that prevent tho use of largo areas of pub lic domain must In some mantior bo ex llngulshcdi To bind tho shifting en mis of ocean beach and river strand, to Introduce new grasses and grains, to give Instruction in methods of cultivation that shall get tho best results from the soil and conserve present resources, to study tho peculiari ties of present conditions and products, to educate our producers lu "tho why and wherefore" of their business, Is a grand work and Secretary Wilson is doing it well. Nothing to comparo with It has here- toforo been done. Irrigation and forestry arc under tho Jurisdiction of uuother de- and printed In Its organ, tho Dramatic News, an nrtlclo embodying tho following remarkable paragraph: "It has been demonstrated In Hoston, Providence, Washington and Detroit that It Is an unwise policy to patronlro a news paper which constantly antagonizes tho best theaters. And now thAt n start has been mndo with tho Commercial Advertiser It behooves tho other dally papers to behave themselves. Truly tho theatrical advertis ing lu tho Commercial Advertiser Is an object lesson." This means, of course, that tho good be havior demanded 0f tho newspapers Is ah floluto submission to tho will of tho trust. Tho Drnmatlo News took tho trust's victory for granted too prcclpltatoly. When the trust found thnt It could not browbeat the Commercial Advorttscr It meekly withdrew Its demand for Mr. Hapgnod's discharge, apologized and put hack Its advertisements. U does not appear, however, that the paper Is "behaving Itself" any less independently than hitherto. A syndicate was formed In New York City for tho purpose of searching for an estnto of $20,000,000 which Is said to havo been left by tho lato Bishop Martin Horwltz of tho Greek Catholic church. Horwltz's life story reuds llko fiction. H( was born a Hebrew In Poland In 1S22, and when a youug man fell In lovo with the daughter of a count. His love was reciprocated, and as ho could not marry her whllo a Hebrew ho changed wnexeniiouts or nis lortuno is a mystery which the syndlcuto of relatives proposes unraveling. IM'llSONAI. NOTIIS. Tho Kplscopallans of Milwaukee ars to build a now house for Dlshop Nicholson of that diocese. Justlcu Joromo's campaign In 'New York eoBt him only JinO; his friends did tho rest, to the amount of Ji.'.OflO. Tho sultan of Morocco has seven lions as pots. These ho pertullii to range tho rnurt yards ot tho palace at night to act ns guards to tho royal harem. Manuel Garcia, tho greatest singing mas ter of his tlmo. Is still living. Ho was born' iu Madrid In ISO.", nml has numbered among his pupils Jenny I.tnd and Mathilda Marchesl. Henry Jackson, whoso pospceslons arc valued nt $30,000, Is tho richest Indian on tho Klamath reservation. Kvery fall for Hfteon years ho has sunt to market $1,000 to $7,000 worth of cattle. Tho "Rajah of llanjlt," over whom the Londoners becamo so much excited, has turned out to bo a rank Impostor, having been employed nt ono tlmo hh h chef In a Now York restaurant. Ho was not even u gooil cook. James Farrell, who served In the war of 1812 aud was tho oldest man to offor his services to the government when thn Span ish war broko out, has Just celebrated his ono hundred and llfth birthday at nurhour- ville. W. Va. A memorial fountain is speodlly to ho orcctcd nc;ir tho union railway passenger station lu Wnycross, Ga., in honor ef Henry H. Plant. it Is to bo In tho center of a memorial park, and so placed that nil passengers on tho railroad trains may see this mtminrial of tho great railroad builder of Florida, A grandson of Daniel O'ConuolI has Just lost his life In South Africa. When tho Iloer wnr began bo Joined tho llrltlsh forces as a trooper, and his tlmo expired not long ago. In going homo one evening he took a short cut which necessitated tho crossing of a river. Thn current was too much for him nud ho was drowned. Grandmoth ers 'always know what to do. When a boy, and you were coming down with a hard cold, what was it she did for you? We know. She gave you a hot foot-bath, or ginger tea, and a dose of Ayer's Cherry Pec toral. And she did exactly the right thing. For over half a century Ayer's Cherry Pec toral has been the standard household remedy for colds and coughs. Ask the oldest doctor in town in what year he first prescribed it. ' I cannot iemembr the time when Ayet's Cherry Pectoral was not in my mother's house. Now I have a household of my own, I keep it constantly on hand for coughs, croup, and hard colds." John J. Coveix, Morrlsville, N, V. lit., SOc, tl.M. .vvriitAi,, tttr r.MiiAttiiAssiMi, llrtltnl of .netliu Helrrrrn .Spain flint (lie Sim tlirrn Hrptitillcn. Detroit Kii o Vtvx. Developments at th Pan-Amrrtc Mi con gress show (rat urn tl.Ht were tret rounted upou by this tuition ami probably .not bv the republics of Central Amenci. it'w.is clearly expected that tho Kuropt.tiis hold lug no latgo a portion of the South mcr lean Irado would seek to hold It aud to that end would create In far us they i-otild the Impression that there H an ultiimn.- linen Hon on tho part of the l ulled Suites to absorb the countries culled together la tho Interest of a t'loser commercial alll.inu s,Cll preparation nh was feaslbb. lud U-u made to comhat this lulluctice. lint tin exteut to which the pro-Spanish, sitjtitncn' usserted Itself Is a revelation. So quickly following this ns -to suggit-f rearrangement ihe Spanish Cortes ni knowledged with gratitude tho expression from tho republics of South America ot friendship for Spain, and through tho Spuu lsh minister to Mexico sent them tho cx presslon of a strong leclprocal feeling, Si far as can bo Judged, it was received win greater approval than the advance iik.ii hy this or any other country. The hiibHc of diplomacy Is conceded tv tho so-cullc 1 Latin peoples. Those on this hoiulspher gle a qunlllled Indorsement to tho Monroo doctrine, regarding It sympathetically Jn m fnr as It protects tlictu from the foreign nggresslun, hut thuy do not tnko kindly to tho Idea that tho United States flhnnlcl no sort a protectorate from Mexico to Capo Horn. Prior to the Sp.-ftilsh war this feeling has bicomo quiescent. Hut slnco wn have defeated Spain and appropriated Potto Itlro r.nd tho Philippines tho republic J of the. southward believe, or profess to believe that It Is our policy to establish nnd main tain n sjstem of dependencies to be gov erned largely outside of tho constllutlita This Is not an unrotmunnblo belief In vluw of what bus happened, and Vresctitw ono of tho dllllcultles to tic overcome be foro It will bo possible to cHtabllsh such close relntlontt with tho South and Central Amerlcnn republics ns Is sought for bs this government. There Is not tho sllRht est danger of Spain's regaining any part of Its former sovereignty In America," but It is to bo reckoned with in galnVng the confidence of Its descendant. Sacrifice must bo made, If necessary, to provo thu thero is mutual ndvantago in tho proposed pau-Amcrlca. roi.vrr.n ur.iM.r.oTioNS. rhlcngo Tribune! Mnud-Yoii think Mr. DIUHhrose Is not ns bashful In tbs presenCA of girls us ho seems to be, do ouV How did you gut that impression?" Miibil-t had It from his own Hps. Hoston Transcript: Styles-Was looking through your library while t wns waltlnir. and I found two or threo books that belong UWhyte-Oh. that's nil right. They'll al ways bo safe with me, you know. rhllndelphla Hullctln. "I don't nro hew ho can expect to succeed as an uutlior Whv. ho can't write common sense. "Ho doesn't have to. All Ills stories aro In dialect." Now York AVeekly: Publisher (testily) T eiin't sco anything In that innnuscrjpt or 5 Struggling Author (vlndlctlvety)f presume not: but you know somo of your.reader'i might bo quite Intelligent. Thllndelphla Press: Jenks You iippdu't call for my laundry any more; I'm going to send It cisewncre. t.uuiHlr.vinun What's the. mutter" Weren't your shirts well Mime'? .lenks-Kntlrely too welt dune, f prefer them rare. Chicago Post: "Aro we all out f,f debt nt last?" hIio usked. . "Thank heaven, we- ;ire".tio wiisWnrrd. "Then lot's give u Sw'cll tUniie'e 'iuid dance." she suggtStcd. ' .'.,,' "Hut that will put us In dcllt again, he protested. . ... "Of course it will," she returned, "hut what's tho gooil ot tiinkltu; our credit S' guild It wo don't use It?" Dutrott Ftco Prei.s:' "Well; Joshua," said Mr. Warren to bis country cousin, "wli.il wan the llrst thing that struck you when you reached town'.'" . ... "A ti-ollev ear." rf piled Joshua; hut fortunately It didn't hit mo very mini " Washington Star: "Will tin- defeated candidate retire from public lite " "Yes." answered the experienced person; bo will retire. Hut lie Is pretty hiii'i) " wake up blight and early before anollKi' election." Hoston lilnbe: Stern 1'atbcrDldn't I tell you not to call ugalii, sir? Suitor 1 know; bul I didn't call to sen viair daughter, f came on behalf of our ilrm, about that little bill. Stern Knl her l-'r cr call again, won t you 7 -nn: (iii.ii:(ti.n(j iiitoTiiuitfc. F. U. Stanton In Atlanta Constitution Ho wuz "tho iibjcetlu' brother." nu Hoy kiiuwed him fur nn" nigh; Objected in thu runulii' o" tho ronn worl tin" tho sky! . i Wnrn't anything could please him Jn rcn'on or lu rhyme. Ho wuz burn let jest objcctln' for objei tie all tho time! New bell fcr the steeple ' lit" ' Jeellon come lo that! Give tho parson u new leaver dhle i liU" that stylo hat! I.lKhtln' roil, fcr safety no, Ibe URh'ni should respect , Tho good Lord's linusu ,o' . mcetlu -an lie rlr. up to object' Ho wiiz Hpurkln' of n wide'er-: When. .It come the mnrilngii day All' the preacher iixed (ho peoplo ef they had a word I" say. Why they shmildii t bu united fer weal i well lis woe, lie hollered, 'l object, sir!" and tho wil der's i:al(o was dough' Cuntrarlesl o fellers In the country. I II bn botiu'l Wnrn't no doln' nuthln" w en you seen un settle' roan" An' w en he gits to glory-ef his bajf i thai Is checked It's my belief HI Pelcr'll Shet lilln ulit with "1 object! ' tax? a cup of hot lemonade J. C. AYCK CO., Lowell, Ala