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THE OM.U1A DAILY SUNDAY, OCTOBER 27, J 901.
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TRI) iSTi A'S RIPfiiQT f HIV th
illiUHftJlin U UlUUliJl UMlHLl
Witcouiin tke Moit FtrmidaVlt Tun oi
Oomhniktrs' Lilt.
BADGERS A MIDDLE WEST STANDARD
(ItiK nt Milwaukee Will lip n Mn-imi-li
Test tor the I'roncm
of Iho Hcarfrt ami
Crcniu.
Next Saturday cornea the greatest gamo
of the Nebraska foot ball schedule for this
season, that with the Wisconsin Ilndgors.
This contest In every way means moro than,
nny gamo which tho Cornhuskers have ever
played. The Wisconsin team represents
tho true nemo of perfection In middle west
foot ball. It Is the standard jlcvcn west of
tho big four. It has no lips and downs, but
Is always at tho top. Por years It has been
the runner-up In the middle west struggles
for the championship and its merit and high
standing has been ,ro constant that It has
become the gaugo of nil other teams. All
rchooln consciously or unconsciously com
iurn tholr elevens with thnt of tho Univer
sity of Wisconsin in ncoklng to establish
their rank, fly nn unwritten law It has
com' to be regarded as the sterling gaugo
of nil Its contemporaries. Other schools
have been better than tho nadgers, havo
defeated thorn At times, but they nlwnys
rise ar.d fall. Chicago, Northwestern, Mich
igan, Minnesota, Illinois, all hnve experi
enced star seasons, but never for moro than
ono year in succession. Wisconsin has
never had n phenomenal foot ball team. It
has not been of tho shooting star type.
o It Is thq classic In western foot ball
that tho Btrangors from Nebraska will meet
nt Milwaukee next Saturday. And the Corn
huskers have made every pomslblo prepara
tion for tho fray. Tfiey Intend that their
game shall bo ns much better than It was
In Minneapolis as tho threo weeks' Inter
vening time could possibly Justify.
I,c. n Vnluolile Mini
Hut ono thing mars this progress. This
Is tho fact that Denn Rlngor, the guard of
two years past, has been ordered out of the
game by Dr. Jack llcachlcy, medical super
intendent of tho squad. Itlngcr wns hurt
early In tho season, n week before tho game
with tho Klrksvlllo Osteopaths. He did not
tilnv that irame. but was nut Into tho Min
nesota gamo with n heavy steel brace
weighing fifteen pounds supporting tho kneo
which had been twisted out of Joint. He
lasted the game with tho rough Clnphcrs
cloar through, but his knee wns Injured
somewhat and has been worse since.
Plnally last Tuesday It became apparent
that ho was not fit to piny further pnd that
another Injury to that knee would probably
cripple him for life.
Ho Hlnger was taken out for the year and
with him went 18.1 pounds of the most val
uable beef that has ever helped Nebraska
on to victory' or to n gamo defeat. Illnger
hns been a reliable guard. He came to the
university from the Lincoln High school
In 1899 and made the team at that position
his first year, He has played It ever since
then till now and will probably be out ngalu
next fall.
The absence of tho veteran Is certain to
weaken the team somewhat, although there
am several ablo men to put In tho place.
Thoro Is nothing so powerful and strength
ening to the entire eleven as an old plnyer,
especially In line positions.. Hut both Coach
Hooth and Captain Westover are not down
hearted In tho slightest degree over that
place at left guard.
Hnl.s Are Plentiful.
Mlckle, Maloncy nnd Tobln nro tho three
substitutes who, are possible regulars for
tho place. nnd llelfback George Hhedd may
tako It permanently. Any one of tho four
will prove safe nnd heady, though It Ih
Improbable that cither of the three green
ones can this year bo developed into a very
remarkahlo gunrd. If Shedd goes In Kagcr
Will fill the vacant place In tho squad of
backs.
No changes lit tho personnel of the re
mainder ot tho tenm aro possible. It U
stated, however, that Conch Hooth has de
cided to play the light backs, Crandnll,
Bender and Hell, at the Btart, believing
their nimble work tq be most offectlvo In
the earlier and fatter stnges of tho game.
He will 'then have In rcservo the heavy
plungers, Kingsbury, Plllabury nnd pos
sibly Sbedd. Theso men he can put In for
tho second half, to constitute a fresh nnd
terrific onslaught upon the wearied Hadgcr
forwards. '
Wratnvrr'a I'hniH'c tit I'lny.
It Is hoped that the rendition ot the Ne
braska players will be far better than it
was when they faced Minnesota and thcro
Is every cause to believe that this wish will
bo realized to the full.. In tho llrst plncej
there will be no cripples In tho gamo.
Westovor Is tho only man who hns carried
any lasting Injuries ns a result of the
rontest with tho Uophor giants, nnd. In
order that ho might be in perfect trim
again next Saturday he has not played once
slnco then. Having received a hard knock
on the head, It was thought best for him
to stay out of tho gamo entirely till such
a time ns would Assure his .complete re
covery. So bo was not in the gnmo of Inst
Saturday with Amos college, Kingsbury
taking his placo,
Dut Westover was not seriously nor
permanently hurt. Tomorrow lm will he
out again In uniform and will be In tho
practice as usual. He Is always In good
trim nnd has not lost anything by the rest.
All the week he has helped Hooth work with
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Tho training tnblo Innuguratcd Bhortlv
afier the return from the Minnesota game
Is another factor which will figure
prominently In the condition of tho Corn-
huskors. That was the ono thing the team
needed more than anything else nnd
Mnnagcr Cowglll was not slow to get It In.
Various hotels were ABkcd for bids and tho
Lincoln secured tho table. Plftcen mem
bers of the squad havo been eating thcro
all tho week. They are: Westover,
Koehlcr, Brow, Stringer, Cortelyou, 0.
Shcdd, C. Shodd, Kingsbury, l'lllsbury.
Crandnll, Bender, Hell. Drain. Voss, Eager.
Besides these six or seven more will go to
Milwaukee.
Far more pleasing to witness than tho
gamo nt Minneapolis will bo the one with
the Badgers. This will simply bo because
tho Nebraska nnd Wisconsin teams arc
largely alike, while the Gophers differ
totally from both. Both Cornhuskers and
Badgers nro of Just modcrato weight nnd
tho specialty of each Is n fast game, for
which n hnrd field Is neenssary. So It will
bo like against llko nnd the best team will
win, not the heaviest nor tho meanest.
Orent preparations nre ranking at Mil-
wnukee for tho contest. The town hns
been postered from end to end and the
newspapers havo already been playing It up
all the Inst week with dally slug hoad
stories, whllo Chicago papers contain con
stant reports of the preparations of tho
Badgers,
OcttiiiK to -Hie Front.
By their advent Into tho north 011 Novem
bcr 16, the Cornhuskers attracted much at
tention nil through the stntcs along the.
top line, nnd though the visit ended (lis
nstrously for them their plucky work
against heavy odds made n deep tmprcs
slon on the Wisconsin people. In thcglow
or the victory Coach Williams of Mlnnc
sola said that Wisconsin would easily de
feat Nebraska, but slnco then ho has re
vleed this sufficient to say that tho Corn
buskers will give their opponents a hard
?..o.
Somo Chicago papers, too, give vent to
sentiments that tho Nebraska gnme will bs
a moro practice) affair for Wisconsin, but
that is all wrong. Nebraska S team this
year is not ono lo play a practice game with
any eloven. The Gophers worked hard for
nil they got nnd wore full of ndmlrntlon for
their little opponents. Wisconsin will do
the snme. It tho Badgers win thev will
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Out uf Service
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Tho notnblo mildness of tho nutumu has
ennh ed those who have cone Into coif
nnd found It pleasant to continue playing
much later than they anticipated. The
course nt the Amnteur Athletic nssoclntion
is generously sprinkled with golfers each
afternoon. Many have lately tnken profes
sional Instruction nnd tho list of players
who can make both Journeys ln less thnn
100 has reached considornblo proportions.
Within a few days, however, tho plow
will end tho season's "sport. Kvcn now
that encroaching Implement has tossed uo
n deadly Scylla along the lino to the last
hole and mnnv a o fer. com tie un to- tho
finish with n good score, has called upon
his tenmstor's vocnbulnry when he hns
been lost In thnt semblance of a foaming
rr.Md.
Tho club management hns planned to In
clude tho eighty ncres across tho track
for noxt season, nnd tho holes, of course,
must bo entirely re-arranged accordingly
The' couree will eventually Include eighteen
notes, timing in tno railroad tracK as a
deadly bunker. The alterations, togethur
with tho work to he done ln lovellng tho
course, will mnko the links tho equal of
any In tho west.
As golf Is going out for the winter bowl
Ing Is coming In. The limited facilities
at tho club home nro constantly taxed and
bowling parties nro obliged to bespeak the
alloys for some time ahead. The form de-
veloped at golf Is standing the club mem-
bers ln good stead for the winter substl- against Westerns at Gate City; Wedncs
tuto and many of them have decided that 'day, Hermans against Nationals at Onto
bowling Is a gamo of merit after all. City; Thursday, St. Charles against Date
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INDIVIDUAL PLAY FALLS OFF SOME
Avernne .llintr Ntrmller Work, lull
Mnrkeil Dcrrenae In the
I'luurr n( Hip 4tnr
of (lie Alle.
Another week of play In the Omaha
... . "
iiowiing league linos tno omana Howling
club with Its record of no defeats sadly
sn"frc". w"'18 now has a rival tor lop
" ''7 "m" nonors m tno warKson
1lntot, both teams now registering .7,7
I' cent. The Intter tenm has also risen
,0 ntel P'"60 ln the matter of general av-
"ages, lending them nil with a figure of
89 79. a week ago the Hermans held this
Position with SbOO-G, but they took n sad
slump, losing almost forty points from
their average score.
Tho National team is still considerably
10 me renr or tno resi. but it has tnken a
wonucnui nrnce uuring tno weeK, raising
It" average score forty-flvo points. Th
westerns nro about stationary, while tho
"'B i iints imvo ioercu me sianunru 01
mcir worK. ine St. cnnries learn nns re-
mnineii with exactly tho snmc percentage,
but Its bowling has picked up fifteen points
on tho general average.
Play Is becoming much steadier alt
around, ns Is conclusively shown by the
fact that, though five tennis of tho eight
havj bettered their general play, only two
of them havo established new high scores
over those of Inst week. The two nrc the
National and St. Charles teams.
Turning to the Individual play, thero Is
on the whole n downward tendency. Only
soven men nverngo above 175 pins, whllo
Inst week there were nine. However, the
lowest nverngo Is twelve points better than
tho lowest of last week nnd tho highest
has nlso risen slightly. Mnny men seem to
hnvo tnkon decided slumps, while none but a
few hnve made' nny marked Improvement
Thero nre mnny changes In the relative
positions of tho different players ln tho
percentage column from last week. Frit-
scher nnd Schneider nre still first nnd sec-
ond. but Burgess, n new man with tho Na-
tlonals. has como into the rnco and Is push-
tng thorn hnrd for the top line. Ho hnn
lifted up his tenm greatly. Inches Is still
high with tho Individual score of 243,
Work nt the Tenm.
As a team, tho Omaha men make tho
best showing this week. Kach of the flvo
Is ln the first twenty names. Tho Clark
Rons hnvo four In tho Hamo hunch, the Hate
riiv nnd' St. nhnptnn m,n ihr .nnii
while the Germans and Westerns havo two
nnleco nnd tho Nntlnnnla oiip. Tim plnh
.tnndlnr:
W. L. I'.C. High. Tot. Av.
Omnhn 7 2 .777 S90 7.72S S58C-!)
Clnrkson . 7 2 -T7T
; ''(Fl r!V
I t. Clinrlcs 6 1 ,Vf, till
7 4'lfi 812S.'J
Gate City 4 f .lit 918
? ia t r..n
Westerns 4 li .444 014
7.278 808 G-9
Kmc I'nrk 4 5 .414 !2l
Cicrmnn .1 t .ltt'1 !U4
Nntlonnl 1 8 .111 S90
G,r:i7 -,12 8-9
High score: Inches (Clarkson), 2i:i
Inillvltliinl Avcrnitps.
OnnipH. lttirh. Till. Av.
Prltscher. St. Clinrlcs.. 9 wi l.fias 187 2-9
Bciineiupr, m. Chnrles.. H
10
1.108 18I2-.1
Burcoss. Nntlonnl
21.1
IRS
200
208
200
210
m
197
201
201
211
ms
208
191
197
202
633 1M1-3
1.GI4 1791.3
i.rtt its
"j nones, uiarkson
Senmun, ante City
"wier, western
l,r,97 177 4-9
Znrn. Omnha
Ambruster, Clarkson..
Clarkson. Clarkson....
Purny, Omnhn
fltnpnnhorst. Germnn
i.nvi j m i-a
1.S8I 17G
1.S76 175 1-9
J-2S2 3i! 23
Kmery, Umaha 9
need. Western 9
Wlgmnn, Omnhn R
Ilrunke. Clnrksnn ti
LKOO 1731-3
1,558 172 S-9
L537 170 7-9
L521 1G9
1.B04 1G7 1-9
Kncell, Onto City 9
a, Krug. uertnnii !i
Hartley, Gate City 9
Ur,"'1- P".,a'la
inpseiin aer'man 9
J'EK iSS:$
189
193
20.1
l',492 lfJi7-9
Ml? 3!f!Sii
'Huntington, Onto City 9 , IS!)
-iipngeie. lyruB rnru... a
SIX
i i-i i S.h
Strain, National .1
C. Conrad, Germnn.... 9
178
187
206
181
182
17S
219
20(1
17t!
1st;
20G
183
1G4
1S9
179
104
'48rt 1G2" '
M5Z ?t!i S'!
wnchtler. KruU' Pnrk.. 9
Christie. St. Charles... 9
1433 im Ki
Lnncustcr, Clnrkson.... 6
ov. itn 1.,!
-nwensen, western .... h
951 158 1-2
18$
470 mis
-y.iizmnu. Knit? 1'urK... :i
Hoy no ds. Western 9
P, H. Krug, Krug Pnrk .1
Conery, Krug- Park 9
P. Conrnd. ante City.. 9
Selleck, Western G
1 iKi?,
S74 145 2-3
wenpr, tiermnn fi
Miller, Nntlonnl 9
8tK 143 5.(1
Lavldce. St. Charles ... 9
j..:pi h.i i-:i
1,290 1131.3
Dnvcy, Nntlonnl t;
utosonbery. National ... 9
8U noi-8
181
i,tv. i-i;i-:,i
1'inyera wnnso averages
below those of Inst week.
hnve fnllen
Schedule for
the Week.
Tho schedulo for this week calls for thn
usual twelvo games ln four meetings, as
ronows: .Monday, Omaha against Clark-
sons nt uinrKs; Tuesday, Krug narks
city at Clark'
H Is not alono ln Omaha that bowling Is
cxporlonclng such a furor of favor, ln
nhlnno-n thn irnmn la n. u i
eveP "' ,, ""'7 '.: 1 ,,,""l"a"
ever ana people In every walk of llfo are
mi mint, uummg ciuos ann joining leagues.
Tllore re '"Oy the Windy City forty-
from BlX to twelve nlnhn nml frnm nn ttt
tweny "Invrs belong to each club. It Is
estimated that nlino.hn- ,1 .....
I ..... . ...c,u uiu nu ivan
thai 150.000 bowlers In Chicago of whom
25 OOO are wompn .
)m "' , v
" """"" Ka enn insi is a question.
It Is n primal instinct in man to look for
, action which win
comblno entertainment and skill, nnwiintr
I Haab nil ..i t .
ps.bVo to InVrodZ Yll IIT, ' ,
a fnsclnatlng foature 'to many, nut It Is
none of those things that account for the
widespread popularity ot the game. Tho
fact that any man can piny it is Its rral
arnwing power. It takes neither great
sirengm nor neignt nor weight to becomo
nn oAiiun Duwiir. a wenK mnn u ih o
, . - "
slow ball enn, grow Just ns fast In tho mat-
ler ot nign scores as nnyono else. In fact
mnnj iu mo potior players throw n slower
ball thun seems consistent with tholr .phy
sical nuninmcnis, nccause they bollovo It
moro deadly. So bowling Is nn extremoly
democratic gamo ns far ns physlcnl re
quirements nre concerned nnd it Is fairly
so iu tho mntter of expense nnd that In
wny so many peoplo of so many classes
piay u anu buck to It.
IIIkIi Spores.
iiuiMii Bcorca or :uu ami bolter at
Clark's alley: J. C. Kaufmann. 211, 211,
216; Frank Fogg, 230; II. n. Kklln. 227: C.
J. Francisco, 201, 203, 212; Bill Ambruator,
;ui; ii. v. unriatle, 215; "Paper" Seaman.
20(1, 208, 233; Wlllo Weber, 203 T. J,
CVIIrlen. 211; W, H. Kmery, 213, 210, 212,
213; Southy, 213, 201, 205. 211: F. J.
llenglo, 223, 203; W. II. Stanonhorst. 2nd-
Dr. Bishop, 200; M. It. Huntington. 223
iuu; uenry iiaucn, 311," 206; W. F.
Clarkson; 214, 211, -215; C. II. Griffiths. '211:
Den Iuncnster, 212, 235; W. W, Inches,
' 1 , .iu. .V.: 1 . ,
-J-'li. VV II U' nmnn Oil rtAO. 1 v
Hartley, 201; o. I,. Wilkinson. 212; . c.
uruner, 217, 221. 208; D. C. Keagle, 201;
W. 11. Carson. 214: C. Wlllc. 211.
Tinpln sioro or better at the Oate City
,. ll.o i,vnuni.. oni . . .
allejs I rlthcher, 201; McAllister. 219,
200; Kd Uwlor, 208; W. H, Allmsrtson,
203; W. H. Carson, 207. 201; II. W. Ayers.
203; II, IJeselln, 203; Harry Heed, 216, 214,
205, 215, 203, 234, 201, 202; Harry Kdson.
209; Charles Seaman, 202; Bob Kncell, 205.
20V, Wood Hartley. 212, 210, 257, F. A.
Ayers, 205; F. Conrad, 235, 215; John
Yocum, 235; C. K. Sellock, 211; W. S. Shcl-
don, 220, 205, 201; John Kolley, 204, 209; O.
II. Ilrldenbockor, 204; Karl Sterrockcr, 223,
Hen Hull. 202: Willie Usher, 204; P. J.
Mcnsclo, 211; C. C. Allyn, 203; J. J. Davey,
219.
.strikes nml Spnrr..
Hon t.nnrnalor nnd M. tt. llllntln trtrm tied
for tho week's tcnpln prlzo nt Clark's alleys
Willi iroreg ot z.
Wood llnrtley's score of 2S still stands
high for the monthly tcnpln prlzo nt the
ante City nlleys. . , ,
I. . Milliter is nign "in 11 ni uinrK s ior 11
ii.hhernerk nrlze. with 13f.
M. I v. iiiimingion. win. prooaoiy iiikc
Clnrk's monthly tenpln prlzo with his rec
ur,! nf 311 ulna.
v ntnr Hiivps has mnue a nomta in three
I successlvo games of ninepins nt the Onto
City alleys and will doubtless ilrnw tho
uctouer prize. -
ir.a 11 1 ley ""'""i
At writ A niicys 1.0. nunicr, i. u. 1
Shrnder nnd c. li. wiminKcr nnvc
iVvWn'T'.fi.'
rubber for tho prize.
olf.lvr i-i-Aitlti: 111.' t.ivv
QBAr imkhls 01 1,111,.
Tho report of tho stntc reglslrnr of vital
statistics, Just Issued, shows that the num-
t,cr of divorces granted by tho Maine courts
),RS Rrown from C52 in Wi to 700 for tho
9t ycar nn increase of 43.11 per cent,
in nearly two-thirds of the cases tho basis
f ihn suit Is elven ns cither cruel nnd
abusive treatment ot desertion. It Is de
dared that tho charges of desortlon uro
mme mnny instnnceu with the collusion
0r both parties to the suit and tho same
9 trUB 0f tho allegations of cruel and nbu
,ve trentment.
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woman. My abundant, undulating hair en
velops me ns a cloud. Supple as n willow
Is my wnlst. Soft nnd brilliant Is my
vlsngo aa tho satin of the dowers. 1 nm
ondowed with wealth sufficient to saunter
through llfo hnnd In hand with my be
loved. Were I to meet a gracious lord,
kindly. Intelligent, well educated and of
good taste, I would unlto mysolf with him
for life nnd Inter share with him the picas-
ure of being laid to rest eternnl In n tomb
ofTlnk marble.'
A coming marriage Is responsible for tho
paving of a block on Spruco street, Phlla
dclphla. On tho block in question lives a
young woman who Is about to bo married,
and 11 occurred to her thnt it would be much
nicer It tno enrnnges couiu rou up 10 mo
door smoothly than it inviteu guests snoum
he Jolted over tho rough and worn-out cob-
blestones wntcn wcro men in ironi oi inc
house. Her father, a man with "a strong
null" ln politics, was appealed to. Ho held
counsel with certain officials and by moth
ods woll known in tho Quaker city's rotten
government tho necessary order wns pro
cured. In a few days the cobblestones gavo
wnv to asnhalt pavement and thus did
Cupid for once lnfluenco a department of
Publlc works
"Rattlesnakes nre cratoful If you gain
their affection," says n correspondent of
tbe Corslcana (Tex.) News. "My brother Jim
.iv.-rnnt rnfllxr nrnp Inwn pnucht
. . . ... ni.. ..... nnttnUt
lounu a six-iuui imim iunn v...Mn..
i nri.p 9 mil Mir nnn lnsipaa or using 1 s
n,iVnntage ho sympnthetlcnlly released Iho
Unnke. which thereupon became n pel nnd
followed Jim nround nnd guarded h . 11s
wntchfully ns n dog. Ono night nc wns
nwnkened nnd missing tho unnke from Its
usual place at the foot of tho bed ho
knew something was wrong. Ho got up
and lighted n match to Investigate nnd
fmtnd n burnlnr In tho next room In the
mils of tho snnko. which hnd Its tnll out
0f the window rattling for the police."
v. S. Coburn of Alnlne. Colo., a pros
nector In bad luck, has advertised to sell
his body to rnlso another grubstake to got
0n his feet. He owns n good deal of mining
Proporty on which tho government work
has been done, nnd he Is confldont ho has a
fortune underground It he can only raise
money for development
Ho hts exhausted his credit, and those
who backed him threaten to levy on his
claims to protect themselves. In this cx-
trcmlty Coburn advertises. After citing his
condltlou tho advertisement says:.
"If I luvo Ihe right to sell my body when
,1 .0" "
i i. ..,,, ,,nm t hm nn the mnrknt for
anybody desiring such Investment. If you
Snow V. ! market Jor such dealings, and
you can make sale of my corpse, I will pay
a Ir commission
My body would make a
goou skciuioii.
. ......... 1.111...1 .. .,..n,.
1 A young nuiiier i" khi-u uu iuii
rnten bv a nanther or somo wuu animai
.-. ihn hlnrTa nrar niendnle. 111., on SBt
urday of last wook. The young man, who was
about 21 years Of age, was out with his gun
In tho mountainous country near Glondaie
when he was apparently suddenly attacked
by tho beast, which tho signs showed had
crouched In a tree above, and after a brief
struggle wns killed. Another hunter, who
had met the young victim of the animal a
fury the day before, heard a scream and
coming to the spot was horrified to see tho
panlon tearing nt his mangled
and bleeding flesh, n latcc portion of
which had already been eaten. When the
animal saw blm It Immedteteljr .-PronB at
him and a despera to nKht fol owed By he
use of a large hunting knlfo l o ought until
no pan ..or. uuuir u. 11 "'
the woods. Ho mnnaged to call tho nfsslst
, - . I
nnco ot severnl fnrmorB nnd tho mangled
rcmalnt of the dead man were taken into
Glendale. The animal Is thought to be the
naiUO OIll! wiuvu Him mm ovc. ,Vv..w,
nrar Metropolis and which has destroyed
uogs, hogs and cattle.
rtiATTi.rc or tiipi vouxcrtriim.
"Where does your now playfellow llvo,
nenny?" nsked Mr. niooburaper.
"Ho lives in ono of those compartment
houses down th street, nana." cxnlalned
nenny,
,.n. , . ji,i
i w v una i i;ui iia iiiiiii i-nho n u uiu
last month." said tho farmer's wife. "I
wonder why tho hens have quit laying?"
"I suppose Ihcy got tired and wanted to
stand up nwhlle," replied her small son.
Mamma Willie, w'hat did you do 'with
that penny I gave you this morning?
Willie (aged 4) I gave. It to the monkev.
Mamma And what did ho do with It?
Willie He put it In his cap, then gave It
to his father, who played tho organ.
Tho following Incident Is reported from
one of tho public schools In the poorer sec.
tlon ot Ilnston:
"Say, teacher, here's a tubcroso I brought
you," said a njiiudgcd faco youngster the
other day.
And benming her thanks, she asked him
where ho got It.
un, say, tint was easy," no replied, "I
ot 11 n'n f leaa 'a(ly'"
A doting Cleveland papa has a now story
to tell about his little girl.
According to his tale, the child with her
mother was walking through Wade pnrk
when sho saw a number ot swans In the
pond.
"What aro those, mamma?" Innulred th
.... i .
little girl.
"Those7 Why, they are swans,1' was the
reply. A silence of more than a mlnuto fol-
lowed tho reply, when tho little girl again
broke out,
"If those are swans, mamma." said she.
this must be the Swanee river that pipa
singe about io much" . .
TIM MCRET'S SEW LEAGUE
Wondtrftl Giic.it Outlinsi 07 the Wnt-
era's Ambition Priiidtnt.
MANAGERS AND OWNERS ASSIGNED
Ppeulliir Combination thnt tirorra tint
of the Desire nf n Mngnnte to
i:iiniut Ilia Area of
Influence.
According to the story from Des Moines,
our cood lencun nresldent Mr T. J. lllckey.
.J5lT. 3 f An&
of tho Hot Air League Hulldcrs' union le
telling his dream before tho effects of the
plpo had worn oft. At nny rate, Mr. Hlckey
,, ha( , remnrbnbio fIrcnm. mi tlmt
he hastened to tako the whole world Into
his confidence before he had It Interpreted
shows that he putB considerable trust ln
the thluES he sees during tho moments
the things he sees during tho moments
when his subconsciousness holds sway.
After one has read Mr. Hlckcy's bright nnd
alluring prospectus ho pinches himself and
wonders If this Is the samo Illckoy who
only so few years ngo, with tho assistance
of Hlrum Kbrlght, wns engineering a team
down at Lincoln In the little old bob-tailed
Western association, which used to play
games ln Omaha out at tho Charles street
cigar box. Mr. Hlckey Is the samo Indi
vidual, but his Ideas havo broadened with
his experience nnd his Imagination has
outrun both. His career as the head of
tho Western leaguo during tho last two
years hns been most successful, but he
now yearns for greater things and a wider
field.
ln order to realize on his ambition ho
pioposes to form n new league. Ho will
cut out all tho old Western league towns
r.n,t ...111. irnr.na rl,.. CI Until nn.l M 1 11 n n .
hh"Vcre tVkon in This yenr. for
n nucleus, will tako Milwaukee from tho
American, put a third team Into Chicago,
tnek on Toledo, Indianapolis and Louis
ville nnd thcro you are, as elegant nu
eight-club circuit ns rann ever dreamed of.
To hnve cbargo of theso teams he puts T.
j. Hlckey down ns tho owner of ono nnd
pnrt owner
KCts tho sn
Charllo Cushman
Ocorge Strobel,
Ilynn, Billy
dumped In
will never
poleonlc cen In
of capitalists
together. Anybody who doesn't fully ap
prerlnto tho stupendous significance ot this
arrangement may get a line by looking up j
tho history ot base ball In St. Paul nnd
Mlnnenpolls during tho last dozen yenrs.
Two ranker quitters than tho twins were
never given franchises. It hnsn't mat
tcrcd ln tho least who hold the franchise
1 nr wlin munntrprl thn tpnm. The samo fata
, - - - - -
nun u,u,,nvu un-ui ..... v.,.j
man is well recnlled In connection with the
Milwaukee team of tho days ot '88-91 nnd
his efforts to break Into the game slnco
then. Watklns success ns tho manager
of John T. Brush's farm Is too well known
to need much comment. Wnltcr Wllmot
wns not a notable success when ho had a
team at Minneapolis. But what Is the uso
of debuting this question? Mr. Hlckey has
chosen his towns, nsslgned his owners nnd
managers ana nn mat remains now is 10
adopt tho schedule and begin to play ball.
Wo will miss the genial president. Ho was
tho sourec of some confusion, a little
comfort and a good deal ot amusement
whllo ho was with us, All wo can say la:
"Ooodbyo, Tim; take kcer of yerself."
Seriously, though. Mr. Hlckey Is In ear
liest. Whatever else may bo said, he really
wants to form the league he has outlined.
The hunch of cities enumerated looks good
on paper, with the possible exception of
Toledo and Chicago. It Is by no means cer
tain thnt Chlcngo will stnnd for nnother
league base ball toara, oven though it bo
I l.,..l tia.n,,u.A ... rlul.nut.r.A avanila
jhuhh-u uii
r in ar.y other of tho classic precincts ot
r Nord Selt nlr.lt jr. Toledo certainly
cannot stan. the pace sure to bo set by tho
others. In lieu of theso let Tho lice sug'
gest to Mr. Hlckey thnt he remove tho
Cleveland American league team to New
York at the same tlmo ho plants tho Mil
wnukee team In St. Iouls and thus securo
a good location Instead of Toledo. His Chi
cago experiment might be tried for awhile,
nnd It It doesn't go, why Toledo or Terra
Haute or Marlon or some of those redhot
base ball centers will bo glad to get the
franchise. In the meantime the Western
can drop back to Its tight little six-club
circuit and have more fun playing baso ball
Un. Mr. Tllnlmr vnn .l-anmarl nf An Ik
offlco f
Jo onco '
.,. wh Bnnlnmi,,nr ,nr n.
t vnn wnrrv. mv YntiMI
" , hnw" ..',
,
"
Qne calculations may
e J
?c)oa forttnav, , , h One
" of the few times ho didn't exhibit this was
- ... . ,.. ... , .,
"linn nu muft nuiu ui iuimun vliy. 1L
,.. -..,,.. ,h, ,fc
Mny town r
nm.,hln .Tlmmv Mnnnlno. ool.lnm .11.1
nut the peoplo were
from thel Johng
angry nt being dropped
on league nnd Tcbonu's
chnmplons won the pennant largely before
ompty benches. Tebeau is not at nil
anxious to risk another year of frost, es-
peclally as he has a hammerlock hold on
tho hearts of the Denver fanatlcB. Ho Is
Quito wining 10 let go oi tno Kansas Ctv
franchise nnd turn his attention to the
business in tho town that loves him well
nnd Is willing to glvo up money at the
gate to see his team play ball.
Another point ot weakness In the Hlckey
plan Ilea In the agreement under which
tho Western leaguo wns formed. Tho
franchises given out were for five years.
When It was proposed last spring to sub
fctltute Indianapolis and Louisville tor
Denver and Pueblo tho mntter fell throuch
berausp tho putative Denver owner would
not consent to the transfer. At that
time tho magnates agreed that tho con-
tracts could not be violated. What has
happened stnci then to cbango tho condi
tions Is not npparent on tho surfaco, hut
It Is evident that somo nf tho magnates
do not regard tho franchise agreement so
sncredly now s they did then. How
queer this Is, Just nt a time when Mr.
lllckey bus succeeded in forming n com
bination of minor league owners for tho
purpose of securing protection from
big league encroachments, and to provide
means for punishing players who disregard
their contracts. At any rate, most of us
can afford to wait until after the several
lengue meetings hnve been held before
buying our senson tickets.
The IMonrrr.
Indianapolis Bun : "Papa, who Is that
ee ntlnmnii nver them nn ihn nnrplif"
J . I'"! lln?.' IS? Shl!d?.
" 'i'" enwr.nii mi i" me rrsiHiiruni
today who chatted so pleasantly with us
I v,a".e,l about twenty-five minuted
"ViiJ"
Ihpj."
"0." "' he'H nt n
inntnlhiPHdnr
homo now-. See him
r Into shreds and trv-
fedora through the door.
H very angry because It has taken his
I J" r Sver ,our ml"ue to get his
of two others. Ooorgo Tobeau cM HtulI... If your eyesight In foiling ao to u rellnblo optician or ocuiiei. ""
mo division of ownership. Then hoarlng Ir defective consult u compoieiu nuriHi. ii w rZWaMnm With
, William Henry Watklns, eni,...o no sku, o e. ..- . , -. . . .. .... "-"i,,-:, ,ooa ,hRn 1 can.
Walter Wllmot. Jimmy toi l'do not treat such complaints, not-i.retpncl to euro them. v.,ntmv
Hulcn and n few others nro nut If ym. h.ws om, of t he ,e ,VjTRON. BBX&Ali
to own tho rest. Base ball men gUlVlTVr "lllcrt tin your vitality, or If your mm hM
censo to marvel at tho Na- .etn aiinravateU nnd made wnrsu by the uho of spoclllc, freo samples, trial traai-
s that got this aggregation inents or .mllnr vlccj-ir thh. your con. m,n Jeful
and managerial strategists " io" V", v.., n.,.! .t. i.tmest and scientific opinions of your case frea of
Doctors Who Succeed
AND-
Doctors Who Fail
The doctor Unit, snevseds h. Uie one w ho possesses skill, ability and experience.
The doctor that falls Is tho ono who doe s not possess these qualifications, but trlet
to Imitate hln tiredeccssor. The succc ss of tho doctors of the State Klectro-
Medical Institute has been so great that
ther even copy bodily Uiclr medical win ouncements. Hut tneir original ami suc
cessful method of up-to-dato treatment t or diseases of men can only be had at IMS
Paroam street, Omaha, Neb. Let no 0 no bo deceived by Ignorsnt Imitators wr
false pretenders, for It is their skill nn d special treatment that cures mon to stay
cured, nnd not their medical nnnounccm cnts nnd writing.
Master Specialist
I do not treat nil dlsenscs, but cure nil I trent. 1 treat men only, and cura them U
In almost 'every vocation spprlalty, work Is now called for nd demanded. This 1
, notably true, when life or death is Involved. It s then that the best tr'"""."1;
' ' i i .. u,xiirWt nf ttiwt (hiu mm rmtin oniv from inn wum
spec a IU wl. lee , knowledwT'Vxpert HklilV vast cxporl, nco and thorou.h .cl
cntltlo equipments Imvo given htm complete muHlory over tho diseases that con
wwmvnr m h v'nur nllmtuit. net help from ono who has mndn nuch cases i ape-
stitute nis specially.
Thpan ilTH4npN nnd weaitncsnrii
hnvn pnrnnvtiv rum XLTU3lri
which IIIIIO 1 nilVO uiHCUvcreu uim imv:iiipu ..... - .4.ii
u h p ? p.im Tnn unnuallllcd and nhsoliito certainty. Is It not worth your whll
to Investigate 11 euro that hns made life nnnw to multitudes or men?
If ADIPflfici CUuder cur Klc'ctro-Mc.llcnl treatment this Insidious disease raptd
WliniUUUCLCly disappears, l'niti tares almost Instantly. The pools of stag
nant blood nre driven from the dilated veins and nil soreness nnd swelling quickly
subside. Kvery Indication of vnrlcocele noon vanishes, and In Its stend comes th
pride, power and the pleasure of perfect henlth and restored manhood. What
we have done for them we enn do for you.
CTAM i IIDC Our Ktectrlc-Medlcnl trentment dissolves the strloture com
OiniUIUnC pletely nnd removes every obstruction from the urinary pas
sage, allays all Inflammation, stops cverv unnatural discharge, reduces the prostrate
gland, cleanses and heals the bladder and kidneys. Invigorates the sexual organs and
restores health nnd soundness to ever) pnrt of thr body nffrctrd by the disease.
CONTAGIOUS BLOOD POISON
ult of our life work, nnd Is Indorsed by tl
countries. It contains no danuernus drugs
goes to the very bottom of the disease nnd
Boon every sign and symptom disappears
tissue, the flesh, the bones ond tho wholo
to perfect neultn, nnd tho patient prepnreu
w jytwvii iicuiiii, iinu wit jHiiidii jrii'imi
NERV0-SEXUAL DEBILITY
Is falling nnd will soon be lost unless yo
l'ou
time to lose. Impotency, like nil sexunl
you can maxo no compromise, i.mier you must master 11 or 11 win master you, ana
fill your whole future with misery nnd Indescrlbnble woe. We have treated so many
oases of this kind thnt wo nro ns fnmlllnr with them us you nre with the very day
light. Once cured by us you 'will never again bp bothered with -missions, drains, pre
matureness, small or weak organs, nervousness, falling memory, loss of ambition
or other symptoms which rob you of your manhood mid absolutely unfit you for
study, business, pleasure or marriage. Our treatment for weak men will correct all
these evils and restore you to what nature Intended a hale healthy, happy man,
With physical, mentiil 11 nil srxunl puvrera complete.
CCI CV niCClCCC Many ailments are reflex, originating from other dls
nCrLCA UldkHOkd seases. For Instance, sexunl weakness snmotlmes cornea
from Vnrlcocele or Stricture; Innumerable, blood nnd bone diseases often result from
contagious blood taints In the system, or physlcul nnd mental decline frequently fol
low Impotency, In troutlng diseases of nny kind we always remove the origin wa
cure the cause.
DIIDTIIDC Cured to stay cured by our Kleutro-Medlenl trentment without the
nUrlUnC use of tho knife nnd without detention from business.
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WEAK,
WASTING,
STRICTURED
MEN
I airtnOtiu CURED, and Weak
Y ariCUCClyby the Mic St.Um
plied Locally andDirectfy lo
19,846
Write Today. Do Not Delav.
Anv sufferer from KTHICTIIHI1 and Its
offspring Vnrleoi-ele, Prostatitis and 8om
Innl Weakness, is Invited to cut out tho
coupon herewith, wrlto his mirno and ad
dress plainly, mail It to tho Ht. Jnmea
Medina ashii, hi. Jiimes lung., Cincin
nati. O.. nnd thev will send their llliix.
trntcd TrentlHo, showing tho parts of tho
ving mei pans ot tno
FREE
mulo sexnni sys
tem Involved Iu
urethral ailments,
securely se n 1 e d ,
prepaid.
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ture Llko &noy lionoath tho Sun, Re
duces Enla rged Prostate,
, . . .i . 1. r: .. I .... , ...... f
oLruuiiiuiHiiy kiiu .luminal iuuta ana
Forever stopping Drains and Emissions. No Drugs to Ruin the.
Stomach, but a Direct upd I'onltlvo Local Application to tho Kntiro Urethral
Tract,
IIA lg I TOP AT Pill a? HI
flvlflEi rsa I nrlKni
IH'UMKI.A I'.S. AVe ImVei Cnreil Men In
Kvery f.'oiintr,- on IJnrlli.
ST. JAMES MEDICAL ASSN.
Last Chance
$18.75
Buffalo and Return
Homi-Siiktrs' Excursions
On sale 1st and Sd Tuesday of each Month.
Tourist ltates on sale DAILY to all sum
mer resorts, allowing stop-overs at Detroit,
Niagara Falls. BuOalo and other points.
For rates, lake trips, Pan-Arasrlcau de
scriptive matter and all Information call
t CITY TICICJET OFFICB. MU FARNAM
STREET (Paxton Hotel Block) or writs
HAtlRT B. MOORKB. O. A. FT D Oauka,
' Mtb. -
many are trying to Imitate their methods;
-x
v,
of men, nnd they nlone, nre my specialty. To them i I
plv dovotPd tho best years of my life, during
d and developed vnrlotis forms of treatment wnicn
Our special form of Kloctrlc-Mcdtcal treat
ment for this disease Is practically the ra
tlin best nlivnlclnns of this and foreign
or Injurious medicines ot nny kind. It
forces out every particle of Impurity.
completely nnd forever. The blood, the
system ure clmnsud, purified and restored
nnow for tne ounes anil pleasures or urs.
Men, many ot you aro now reaping the re-
rult of your former folly. Your manhood
tin Mnmplhlnr fnr vnumplf. Thsra la na
dlsenscs, Ih never on the standstill. With It
Ono personal visit Is nlwnys preferred, but If you cannot
call at our (lfTlre, write your symptoms fully.
? liven to all patients to hold for our promises. Do not
lesltnte. If you cannot call today, write and describe
emlliiK llimlness Men In This City.
m. flunila 10 a. ni, to J
p. m.
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Men Are Rsstaerd
imet Treatmeot, A
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