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Pen and Picture Pointer
Otic of our iimiiy I nticrl I it urcn from tho
.iklugs Ih a love fur wot. r or rather sports
HI 'Kill III till' Wlllol ll Iimh I ii HiIr lovi
Mill1 llllH l till' Anglo Siiximi .nco to l
velop tin- aquatic HpnrlH to a degree tin
known to any oilier people Yachting mil
boating of any kind arc followed with ah
avlillty tlial marks no nllnr form of Hpori
Wherever rowing Is ll.ll l tit it i r i -i 1 in r h purr
amateur form II Ih most pnpulai' Nowhere
Iiiih lln Hplrlt of Irui' iiii'iiiriii Ihmi been tnori
zealously conserved than liv tin' Iowa State
iuutcur Itnwlug association II Ih true Its
members i n lit luirilly romi' up in tlm Hen
1 '-y Hlanilaril. fur they nearly all depend
upon tlclr own exertions for their llvell
Imod For IIiIh ton on. I In ri foi r, they an'
hi' truer Hinrl-iiii'ii, h cause out of 'hi'lr
urnliigH thry pay llii'lr xntiHiH They
row for glory alone, the m ! n 1 awarded
being of llllli' Intrlnsli vain .'ill ...,iv
serving to call simple atti'iitlon to In own
nr's acliltivcincut. Tlicy have entered lu'o
I lie sport In the irucHl of Hplrlt ami fin
eighteen vonrs I. avc (iiirlril It on in lit
olenitis) of fiiHhlou Out of It hiiH come a
rivalry Hint Ih an keen iih any that mit ex
Istcd between Hill vithM li'B. ami the Intercut
In Hie outcome of the aunuiil coiiteHlH, while
coulliieil to a narrower circle, Ih iih Intense
iih any that may attach to the result of Hie
greatest of 'varsity raccH The recent re
gatta at ('otiucll lllurfs brought out proml
ni'titly thin feature, when two uiemherH of
oni) club gave over their clianceH of winning
houorH In Individual eveutH til it they might
tiinkn Htire of securing a t rimiipli that wouM
lio Hhureil liy the cluli. .Such Hport In al
wayH rellHheil, ami there are iIiohc who will
ilevoutly wish that the Iowa regalias tuny
outlast even Kllhy'H perennial youth hh an
Oil I H M Ml II .
Very liltln pouip anil circumstance Htir
rouuil the vIhIi of Hie Hecretary of war
to tlitt army piihIh of the weHl. When th
Hccrntnry IravelH half way arrosH Hid con
tinent to perHoually Inspect the buildings
ami ciiilpmcutH of a fort or a scrlcH of
fortH. It Ih generally IiiihIiicbh ami not a
ileHlro lo Hen the tr.iopH piirailo which btlngs
IiIiii out Secretary Hoot Iiiih Home entirely
new problems to solve In connection with
thn future ailniliilHtrntlon of IiIh dcpurl
metit. Prior to ISMS the standing army wan
hiiiiiII ami wan Hcaltereil all over thn coun
try at varloiiH minor poslH. Kspeclnlly was
thlH trim In the weal. wii"fe the army wan
tlxcil iih a Hurt of police force to guard the
coullncH of the I mlliiti reservations Now
there Ih Utile If any HUellhooil of an In
illn ii war. lull Ihe experience of (lie last
three yearH Iiiih taught thn necesHlly of a
hi I kit force In the general eHtalillHlimeut
How to care for IIiIh IncreiiHe In mimlii rs.
to secure the uioHl advantageous dlsposl
tlnn of the li'onpH among exist Iih; posts
ami to prnvlilc aililll lonal iiiarleiH Hint will
ho needed for the accommoilat Ion of 1 1 1 -
Kolillcrii are Hie iiueHtloiiH now confronting
the Hccrolnry In working out the iletallH
of HiIh plan he pahl a v I h 1 1 lo the Depart
ini'iil of the MlHourl recuillv and p !
Honally lookcil ahoul sovcial of the more
Important ariuv posts which will tlguic in
IiIh RCheme for Inking care of Ihe HiihllerH
who will hooii he Hcnt home from Ihe Phll
IpplllCH. Ailing with Seerelmw Itcot were
several olllrors hlvh In Ihe uilmllilxt rat Ive
department of the armv Mr. H'stwlck
got two good icliiri'H of Ihe parly while
Ihey were In Ouiiihn
Another t til ii k which the went Ih doing
for Ihe ciihI h furnishing ItiHtriictorH fcr
thn big unlverHlllcH Three Nebraska men
will enter during the coming fall on t licit
ililtlefi In inntiectlnn with the facttltleH of
iih many eaHlern hcIiooIh of whle repute
Dr Herbert K llregory will be assistant
professor of physiography at Yale He was
Krniluateil from Oaten acailemv at Nollgh
anil taught two yearn at the Chndron acml
emy In IS'.m; he wiih graduated from Y.ile
ami received IiIh degree of iloclor of phi
losophy In 1 St!.
Ilerilmau I'' Clelanil. now leachlui; In Ihe
Hummer Hcliool at Cortiell, ami who will
wllh Ihe opening of the winter term hcrome
profeKHor of colony at U'llllutiiH college
Ih a NebraHka bov Ills home Ih at l'lerce.
whern IiIh father wiih for n number ef yarn
eiiKiiKi'il In IiiihIiichh lie attemleil (Jntcs
olle;e at NVIIkIi. where he wiih Krulunleil
fter Mrmlilallon he look a npeclal coiiihc
at Oberlln ami then returncil to teach
xi'lcmcM In IiIh alma mater Later he went
to Yale unlverHlty. where he took a pint
Krailuate courHe ami Iiiih .since cnniinueil
IiIh otiiillcH. laiKelj In Ihe llebl
(leorKe t' Matsen. II Sc., has been ap
pnlnteil to an aHslxtaiit profcHHiitHhlp In the
'lepat Hueiil et uenloK.N al t'ornell linlM'r
n v He Ih hIhh a Nebrnska prcilticl. but
bit. tinlleil i utHlile the stale He wns
lately principal nf the IIIkIi nchoiil at Hay
Ill mil. Neb
Thn slate IiiuYciI Imh a IiIk task on lib
hamlb when It .ittemptH In ilo wh.it parentH
hinn fallcil to ilu In the training of their
otiHprltiK. Such a work Ih being cnrrleil
on unite HUcceesfiilly .a the Nebraska He
form Bchool I'Miiteil about two miles went
from Kearney on the lili-h LiblelainlF nnrlh
r 'In I'latle rm, Tin iam ..f the chool
omprlHc K( a. t win. h li.ne bei n . pi net
up uh a farm atnl Ihousatnls of forest, fruit
ami ornamental ireen have been plauteil
out. Several hutnlreil more acres arc under
lease to the Male and are farmed by th'
inmates of the si hoot Huenily the man
photoerai h' t of Tin Hie imide two snap
HhotH on the farm One hIinu, a n n in Ik-i m
the yr.tum Iiojm at w. rk weedinn In a bei i
lb Id. u M If Hi viral or the obb r Ihih art
iiirnltit: on tin w.itir ft. to ihi irrigatloi,
dit'h The( youii' men are m.t .,nu Ih ium
iiui;lii how to utini in honcHt and mdi
HHHII.MW r CI.ICI.AM) WHO C.Oi:s
I'HO.M Ni:ilHSK TO UII.I.IXMS COI,
i-khi: s i'itoi'i:ssoit ok op.oi.ouy
pendent livelihood, tin. are also given in
Htructlcn In the Hchool ilepartmeut which
Ih III every way eiual to the coin He of in -Htriictlou
given In the public hcIiooIs John
T. Mallalleu Is the present Hiiperlntcmlcnl
While It Is neccHHtiry to govern an Institu
tion of this kind with llrmuesH, still se
vere uinilcH of punlshmeiit are not resorted
to. A kind but watchful eye Is ever over
each Inmate ami by this law of kindness
little trouble Is created and many of the
Inmates are fast becoming transformed Into
good and nolile-uiluded boys and girls who,
when again allowed to mix with the outer
world, will possihs not only a liberal edu
cation, but will also have a knowledge of
hiiiiiii occupation h which Ihey can earn a
respectable living and Income useful elll
zuna.
About Noted People
IMwanl VII has conferred upon his
roal consult, (Juceii Alexandra, the iuo-.t
noble Order of Hie (i.irter ami on the first
formal appearance she will be expected to
wear ll upon her aim Instead of dsn
where Thin tecalls a quaint llnle story
concerning ijiiecn Victoria, who wiih In
M'hied with tin- same dignity wlnu she was
a gill in her teeiiH. She IiIiihIii'iI Ihe deep
en! crimson, and tinning in l,nr, Melbourne
In her eniliai rahsmenl, she whlspeied. "My
lonl, please tell hIicic I xluill wear thin
garter."
Waller I) Wilcox" of Washington, the
writer on geographical HiibJcctH. Is on IiIh
way to the Hncky .MolinlalliH, where he will
Hpeiul nix wiekH In scentle teseaicli. Mr.
Wilcox expects that on IiIh return he will
be in possession or such data as will enable
him to llll out a certain part of the map of
th Ameilcan continent which Is at present
a blank The n i l Ion of Hie HocklcH lo be
oxulorcd lies to tlm north of Idaho, be
tween the bmilei land ami the Canadian Pa
clllc railroad. There Is a strip of mountains
there illicit! sun tulles wide, the grmler part
of which Is now unknown territory.
Mr Andrew Catnegle's dnPai-siatterlng
campaign in ;rr,n Mi It n In his brought to
light the alleged existence of a tomantlc
debt which tlm Iron phlliinihiopispH fam
ily left behind when It emigrated to the
American laud or plenl llfiy-thrco yeain
ago Mr Hctir l Lennox, a resident of
(ilasgow. claims that his aunt lent Mr.
I'nrnegle's mother u shillings ($L'.7,ri) to
help dcfra the Mmlly's ocean passage, ro
celvlng a promlsn of repayment when for
tune smiled on thn canny Scot Mr. Len
nox calculates that at the rate of .'i per
eut compound Interest the little obltg itlnu
now amounts to ,L'S Ifis (J II) and suggests
I bat If Mr Oarnegle ran spare Ihe chinge
ho might be disposed to remember hU
friends Mr Henry Wellington Wnck of
London, general manager of thn cniupaii)
whoso servlccH as a collection agency Mr
Lennox enlisted, said that thn mat
tcr had been Herlnmly Investigated bv
Mr Carnegie during hh recent visit to
Sklbo ensile ami he hilR decided to Hot tin a
very comfortable endow tneni on the heirs
of IiIh family's benefactress.
A woman who is of high social illsttn.
Hon In America was piiseuted to the kal
ser at sonic dinner thai wan not attended
with royal slate She was talking tn him
when she was offered a faun us (leniiaii
saUd It was handed on her right and
Ihe kaiser wiih on her left which put her
In a predicament. Slit' 1 1 1 not dare turn
Imr face freip thn emperor to help herself
lo the salad The situation was too much
for her The emperor, seeing the condi
tion at a glance, looked al her for an In
M.int and I, niched as he said "A kaiser
can wait, but a salad cannot "
Those who know lioxernor W. II. Tafl of
the Philippines can scarcely believe that
ho Is a lighter of renown, for he has tin
appearance of being an unusually mild
mannered u .in While a student at Vale
TITE ILLUSTRATED BEE.
lll'.ltllKUT K. '.ItncoitY Ph Ii WHO
(IOHS KHO.M Ni:ilHSK TO THK Y U.K.
KUM LTV
he was the umsi popular im-mbcr "f ho
la ,-h'l a inter in poii, lumiig -pc, ill
skill in the lighter nlliletn s and sp.nrnig
lli'se last in i oinplisliinenls w.ri r li.i
l-H unknown to the eilltor of n n I ilous
s,.i,.iv sheet In Cim lniiat i whi nil afti t
Tafl had come home from i II. g . put
Ii hid an iiiioto mints letn t purporting I'
ll, u. been written by ,i woman i Ingh s
Hal position tn Wuslilnglon and sauig
many things which no well lu-ed woman
could have put on paper Mrs Tafl.
mother or the present goveinir, was In
WiiKlilugtoii at the lime ami In an editor. nl
article Ihe editor, liy a devilish ingenuity
of innuendo, contrived to throw i.iii a
I road hint that she was the author of the
letter.
Thn next da the sanctum was visited liy
two young and sturdy men, who llrst assured
themselves that they had found the man
responsible for the editorial and then
cleared decks for action. The editor, i-eeing
what was coming, called lustily for he p.
but tho elder of the two visitors, also a
Tuft, held thn crowd of inH'stant.s at ha .
while William altemlcil lo Ihe case of th
arch offender In the course of live min
utes there was Just enough of the rascal
lert to carry to a hospital, where the phy
sicians had to work on Ills case for aboir
a fortnight. When lie was able to b oil
again he decided lo lei well enough iileu
and forbear piosectit lug his as-allant
Young Taft was careful to kiep klmse!'
where he could be found at any tlm- If the
authorities cared to ainst hltii. but as tit
whole community approved It's conluci
nothing further came of Ihe lii"iib nt
Olio of the most foitiiuate of men in this
country Iiiih been Daniel Lament, who was
llrst known to the public as Ihe private
secretary or (irover Cleveland when thai
gentleman was governor of New York, win
liecmue Ihe sumo otllelal's Herniary at th
Whlto House, afterward was secretary of
war and Is now one of the leading cnpl
IiiIIhIh of New York.
The Hlory or how Lament llrst won Cleve
land's coiilldem-n and rose tlnough Mr
Clcvolanirs rnvor and hi own ability from
thn position of a private sicretary lo the
governor lo a place In the president 's cabi
net Ih an Interesting one.
When M. Cleveland was nominated for
governor Latnont wan connect! d with Hie
Hlatn democratic comiulttne lie bad novel
met Mr Cleveland, evidently he saw ginat
possibilities In Mr. Cleveland's fr:endhlp
Kverj night he wrote out a report upon the
political situation in the state, based upon
thn latest Information which had conn- to
the lomtultiee, ai d mulled the repi rl to Mr
Cleveland at lliitlnlo When Mr. Cleve
land was fieri ml governor he chose La
ment for his pilvule secretary over inan
aspirants On Hie day of the Inaugura
tion Mr L.ituont askml the governor what
time he would expect him at the executive
maiMlon the next morning.
"Oh, 'long about ii o'clock." said the
governor When Mr Latnniit went home
that evening lie told his wife to see that
breakfast was ready at 7 "ft. He was at
the executive chamber at ( oVIm k
"I hud not In en la morn than t. n min
utes." says Mr. Latnont In telling the
Hlory. "when In walked the governor."
A man from (leorgla. one of the deln
gatn to thn IndiiHtrlal convention, reports
the Philadelphia Itecnrd. was talking ro
coiitlv about llnkn Smith. "Down In our
slate." says Hie (Icnrglan. "the nnmn nf
Hoke Smith Is held In veneration. Apropos
of this they tell a stnn about a couple of
'i nickers' who w sitting on a fence
talking politics It was when Hoke Smith
wis serving as secretary of the Interior In
Cleveland's cabinet 'Hoke Smith's a man,
Huh." said one cracker ' Yiiiih. he's a
great man. but he ain't ns great a man na
(rover Cleveland ' 'Wall h reckon he
ain't as great a mini as (Jen'l Hobe't K
Leo ' 'Ah teckon he ain't as gie.it a man
i:h .lelferson ),ivl ' long pans f Unwed
and each chewed meditatively 'Hoke
Smith ain't es great es Ciod.' remarked the
doubling cracker This argument sceme I
a clincher but the other cracker proved
equal lo ll 'Mebbe tint, tnebbe not Hoke
Smith's a young man xlt ' "
A Jersey Specimen
Probably the largest child In the Pulled
Slates for his age Is Harry Kggej ts. son of
Mr. and Mrs Louis Kggeris of an; West
Kinney street. Newark He Is V years
ohl, is considerably taller than children of
that age und weltiln. I, pounds Mr and
Mrs Kggcii" in- er ,i"Ud of him and
of his babv Mtr lira, who Is only L'l
months old mid weighs ninety-two pounds.
Mrs Kggcrts says that the children wern
not weighed at birth, but she thinks Harry
weighed about twenty pntind when he
came Into the world He ts now us tall
as an ordinar i hibl of six years, and
aside from hi . . , s,- fat i m riniil in
oery waj He n tm-ntiill) bright. I plns
Icnlly in 1 1 and lias a good apptti'.
Ilolh the father and ninther of the chil
dren are of ordin.ir height and build
Mrs HggertH W m fa. ' rat In r slim, but
OK.OHOi: C M TSON' II Sc WHO (IIIHS
KHO.M Ni:illtSlx TO THK COKNKLL
KCI LTV
she says that every other member of her
family Is stout.
Famous Tides of Fundv
Kvery schoolboy has heard of the Hay
of Kundy and Its retuatkable tides. Hut
when lie gels out of his geography It Is
only on rat- occasions that he sees any
reference to the subject. Yet in the Hay
of Kunily, almost at our very doors, re
lates thn New York Herald, may be wit-iics-mmI
some of the most phenomenal tidal
manifestations In the world
It is not iih If you had lo devote extra
ordinary study or to go up there with a
microscope to see these phenomena. Co (o
the Hay or Kundy and they are patent on
all sides In the wonderful elllf carving on
Ihe Island of (Irani! Manan. which lies at
the mouth of tho bay, between Maine and
Nova Scotia, opposite Kastporl, where on
Campoliello island ihey have wort, away
a huge rock to the shape of a "friar's
head;" almost auywheie In Ihe vast difference-
between tlm wnler marks on the
various wharves of high ami low tide; In
the laud of Iongrcllnw's Acndlans. In Hi'
broad sweeps of dyke lands rich alluvial
Intervale over which the wnters of the
bay arc occasionally allowed to How by
means of lloodgales; but most notable of
all In the wonderful reversible falls of the
St. John rher. near St. John. N. !!., and
In tho famous bore, or tidal wave, at Mom -ton.
N II.
Imagine a perfectly placid surface of
water, so placid that It mirrors all the sur
rounding shores, suddenly converted Into a
inglng torrent and tumbling waterfall. f!n
to St. John, N. H., cross to tho Carleton
shire, walk a short distance along the lat
ter and you need not Imagine this phe
nomena. You enn see It with your own eyes
If you reach the spot Just before the change
of the tide. The St. John river, or. rather
the harbor, conlr.icts horn to n beautiful
rocky gorge, spanned by two handsome sus
pension bridges. Above this gorge the river
hnailens nut again. Hut during Ihe twenty-four
hoi rs there are only four Intervals
of twenty minutes each when shipping enn
pass through Ihe gorge. On each change
or tide there Is at slack wnler a period of
twenty minutes during which the water In
the gorge Ih on a level with that of the har
bor mid Ihe river and perfectly plncld.
During those twenty minutes tho shipping
I'urrl.s through. Suddenly, without tho
slightest warning, without s IMI,, nR
tremble or quiver nf the surface, a streak
or white (lashes across It, and a second
later a roaring waterfall and cataract Is
pitching headlong into the harbor from
under the bridges If the tide be running
nut, and Into the rher above If the tide be
on the Hood. Such are the reversing falls
of Ihe St. John river. I doubt if a more
dramatic change occurs with such unvary
ing regularity anywhere else In tinture. It
Is made nil the morn Impressive by the
beiuty of the landscape. The suddenness
with which t lils landscape, ns retlerted In
Hie placid water, disappears Is like the
ruthless smashing of a mirror
The reversing rails are caused by the
dilTerence In level between thn harbor and
ihe river above the gorge, thn natural level
of the river being some twelve reel lower
than that of the harbor The Incoming tide
rushes through the gorge until It has filled
up the river lo a level with tho harbor, the
Hood then heaping Hef up llp,m tu, ,.v,r
Then when the tide has emptied Itself out
or the harbor sulllclcntly tho heaped up
waters of the tiver come d.uhlng through
thn gorge So gnat is (h,, u,lu tls an,,
tall In the Hay of Kundy and so swift tho
tidal current In places that In deep watc
thn buovs swing lo from fin to nrt fathom
ef cable, and as buoys swinging lo such
long cables are apt tn shift position the
length of the cables Is specified in the
notices to milliners.
The tidal phenomena of the Hay of Kundv
are txplaiiud bv 'he peculiar in-ughllke
.luly US, i!Ml
shape nf the ba s It narrows rrotn th
broad reaih between Cape Sable. Nova
Scotia, and the coast or Maine the waters
heap up upon themselves. This simple
theory seems to Im borne out by the In
creasing rise mid fall of the tide toward
tho various heads of the bay, which are
even more narrow and troughlike, and thus
repent the tidal phenomena on a steadily
growing calo until we reach (he sixty
square miles or mud Hats nt low water at
tho head of Minus basin, the reversing falls
of the St. John river and the lurushliig
tidal "bore" at Moticton.
How to Wash Fine Glass
Standing in water, or allowing water to
remain In cut glass, no matter how clear,
robs the cutting of luster, and puts It al
most on a level with pressed glass. Still,
one must make haste slowly. No matter If
there Is but a single bowl, wash It apart
from everything else, and In perfectly
lear water. If It Is caked and sticky In
side, from standing after use, llll it with
warm soda water and shake vigorously for
a minute, then repeat until the glass be
gins to show clear.
With any very line or fragile glass,
especially pieces that have slender stems,
necks or handles, set the pieces securely In
a broad, shallow tray, i overed with a
double cloth, and place it upon the table at
Hie right of the dlshpan. If thn sink Is
some way off, set a basin for rinsing In
front of the pan and a pitcher of moderately
hot water between the b.isln mid Ihe trav
or soiled glass. An agateware pan Is best
Kolil a Fnft, wide, clean towel In four and
lay It at the bottom of thn pan. Then
pour In half a gallon strictly boiling water
to three quarts or cold for about the right
temperature. Put a tnblospooiiful of am
monia to the gallon. I'se also a little white
soap. Never let Ihe yellow soap touch
glass of any sort the resin In It makes a
i loudy, dull surface.
Put in the glass, piece at a time thus
alone Is one Insured against chipping or
cracking. Have a clean, soft vvnsh cloth,
also a very soft brush. Wash tho glass
quickly, using Ihe brush on nil the cut
ling; then pass It through the pan of rins
ing water. The rinse water needs to be a
little hotter one-half, fully boiling and the
heat kept up by milling more water from
lime to time. Do not keep the gloss In It
longer than a minute; wash it vigorously
about, then turn upside down over the pan
and set, still upside down, upon the drain
ing board, covered like the pan bottoms
with a folded towel. Let It drain until the
next piece Is ready for the board, then
take up and plunge in a deep box of Hue
sirted Hiiwdust -either oak or while wood
No resinous or gummy wooiIh give dust 111
to use. If the dust Is hoi. all the better,
ll should be kept In a clean bag
and hung over the ntove, or laid
innlde a warm oven some little time before
It Is wanted. After use It must be dried,
bagged and put nvvay for next time. Th"
sort known ns "Jewelers'" sawdust ts nl
ways safe. The best Jewelers use It for
ilrylng linn metal work nrter It Is washed
and polished. Take the glass out or the
sawdust, brush with a very sort, thick
hrush and polish with a clean, soft cloth.
If there Is no sawdust, wipe and polish
after n few minutes' draining. Olnss must
I'.v no means allowed tn get cold while
damp I'so dry IowcIh nil the tlmo wiping
with a wet towel Is worse than no wiping.
New towels are too hard nnd wiry to take
up every bit of moisture old ones shed
lint, leaving their mark wherovcr tiny
touch The very best linen crash, specially
softtiifd by several washings and blenoh
IngH and ki pt solely for glass, Is the thing
to use.
To clean decanters and claret Jugs drop
hilf a dozen buckshot Inside, with half n
Pint or warm soda water, and shako vlg
orously. if t,e decanters are much crusted
IHI with soda water to the stoppers and let
stand six hours. This will remove the
crust, hut must bo followed bv a little
vinegar, shaken well around. ' Fragile
deeply cut bottles must be cleaned with al
cohol and coarse brown paper. Cut half n
dozen squares three Inches across from
the sllffest, roughest paper. Kohl them
lightly and crowd I 1i.mii down the bottle
neck, then pour In half a cupful nf nlcohol.
put in the stopper and shake hard. Pour
off tho nlcohol It can be used ngnln-llll
with clear water, hair boiling hcnt. shake
Hard, let stand a few minutes, then shake
and wash as directed.
Pointed Paragraphs
Chicago Niws: Cheerfulness is the off
spring of employment.
No man is strong who Is unable to con
quer himself.
Pawnbrokers prefer customers who have
no redeeming qualities.
Some men. like the back of a clock, me
always behind time.
As a man advances In years he teallies
the limits or his ability.
'nicie are times when loquacity tells
nothing and silence tells much.
Mlllction and physic should be Judged by
he effect rather than by the taste
Neighbors arc people that the average
woman considers undesirable associates
The man with but a single Idea always
his an exalted opinion of himself.
Figures may not lie. but (hero Is al.
ways more or less doubt about tho ve
racity of the ilgures on a gas meter.
An Irishman. In speaking of an nr.
qualntatico. said he was condemned t be
hanged, hut saved his life by yn(? fhte day
irofore he was executed,