0 THE Oat AH A DAILY EE; TUESDAY, JULY 9, 1001. The omaha Daily Bee. L'. ItOSHWATEH, liDlTOn. vvuumiiii) dvhhy mousing. ' TlYltMS OP SCHSCltlPTION. Dally lico (without Sunday), Olio Year..J6.f0 Dally lieu and Sunday, One Year S.io Illustrated lit: One Year 2-("0 Sunday Hoe. One Year 3M Saturday Ueo, Ono Year l.W lwentltth Century 1'armer, Ono Year.. l.Uv OFFICES: Omaha: The Hec ltulldlnj. fiouth Omaha. City Hull Uulldltlg, Twcn-ii-ll r t Ii und At streets. Council Bluffs; In Pearl Street. Chicago: m) Unity HulldliiK. New York: Temple Court. Washington: Ml Fourteenth Street. conuusi'ONutiNci:. Communications relating to news anil edi torial tnntter should le addressed: Omaha Lite, Kdltorlnl Department. IIL'SINKSS LETTERS. Business letters and remittances should be addressed: Tho bee Publishing Com pany, Omaha. IIHMITTANCES. Itcmlt by draft, express or postal order, Sayahle to Tho Ueo Publishing Company, illy 2-rent stamp1" accepted In puymenl ot tnall accounts, Personal checks, except on Omaha or eastern exchanges, not accepted, THE IJEE PUBLISHING COMPANY, STATEMENT OK CIItCULATlON. State of .Nebraska, Dotiglus County, bs.: George 11. Tzschuck, secretary of Tho Hec 1'ulillsiiltiK Company, being duly sworn, says that the actuul number of full alia complete cculcs of Tho Da II v. .Mornlnt:. Eve'ilng ami Sunday Hec printed during mo moutn ot June, mi, was us follows; 1 aU.Of.O 10 (J,:niO 2 iMI, t.-.o i; UII.OMI 8 'M,HHH 18 1!I1,HM 4 UA.tXIO J UIMMO E un.iKso :o 6 u.,kso 21 ur,uio 7 sr,,7r, j2 un.iito S 110,170 23 JMI.075 i:(i,ini 21 aa.wno 10 ir.,hr,( 2; sn,:io u an,7o a a.i,it 12 a.-,,,-. io 27 an.iiuo u an.uoo 2S an.nin it ar,,Kio 29 as,:HH is an, no so ..ao.aao Total T7H.045 Less unsoiil and returned copies.... t,K74 Net totul sains 7UII.171 Net dally uvcrngi! a.n,lt7a Oi:o. 11. TZHCHUCK. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before ino this 30th day of June, A. D. 1901. M. It. II UNGATE, Notary Public. I'AIITIKS MJ.VVUVQ 1'OIt SUM.MI2II. I'nrtlrN iravliiK tlx city tor the summer imiy hnve The lire sent to tli nil romilnrly by , mitlfyliiK 'I'll if lire Uimlnes tilllee, In person or by mall. '1'lie nil lire III be cliuneeit n often na dralieil. KIiik Corn Ift causing greater nnxlety to tli(! rullroiul kings tlmii nil the so cialists rind anarchists. IMcrro I.orlllard, tlio horsey New York inultl. millionaire, will he remembered chiefly ns the paternal progenitor of Pierre Lorlllnrd, Jr., und Pierre Lorll lnrd III. The three great rnllwny combinations have divided up the coal transportation east of the Mississippi river. The small boy and the hired man still have the privilege of carrying It Into the house. Porto'Hlcans are said to be clamoring lustily for free trade, but tho principal beneficiaries of free trade between t' u United Stales and Torto Illeo will be the Tobacco and Sugar trust mnguates. The rivers and harbors committee Is on a tour of Investigation. Before the members prepare another appropriation bill they should more accurately measure the How of senatorial elo quence. Omaha's exposition contingent at Buf falo Is preparing to transfer Its experi ence and enterprise to St. Louis. When it num once embarks In the show busi ness he Is uever satlslled with any other vocation. Dairy products for export are to be Inspected and branded by the govern ment, certifying their purity. The consumer at homo must continue ns heretofore to take his chances on get ting butter or axle grease. Kansas railroads are complaining they cannot get cars enough to hnndle the wheat crop. It Is no use to look north for help tho Nebraska roads will soon luivo all they can do to handle their own' troubles In that line. Robert Plnkbfne, who was the active supervisor of the building of the Iowa state capltol, Is dead at his home In lies Moines. In the building he leaves behind lilm a magnificent monument, honestly constructed and all paid for. It has been discovered that the original order to Dewey to attack the Spanish licet at Manila Is unsigned and the Identity of the man who wrote It Is unknown. There Is no doubt about what happened as the result of the order, however. From present Indications Omaha Is destined to retain for the present sea son at lenst-tlie distinction of being the only, city to make an exposition a pay ing Institution. The attendance at Buffalo, while on tho Increase, is still disappointing. The building permits Issued up to July 1 Indicate that more than $1,000,000 will bo expended for store houses and dwell ings In Omaha during the present sea son, but the question Is, Will these Im provements be visible on the assessment roll In 1002?. Property owners ou Harney Rtrect. between Sixteenth and Twentieth, should make haste with their petitions for replnclng rotten wooden blocks with asphalt pavement. It Is doubtful whether they will get another chance for repnvlng the street at $1.50 per ynrd within tho next ten years. Will Nebraska never cease to rub It In on tho calamity howler? It Is now an nounced that, Instead of being a bor rower from the east, Nebraska banks have actually loaned over $1,000,000 to New York. The popocratlc orator must hunt up a now song, tho ono about the "poor, poverty-stricken farmer" will not answer this season, for It Is from tho rural districts that this surplus money comes. nvn Aamcvi.Tvn.iL kxpohts. The mainstay of our export trade Is agricultural products. The foreign de mnnd for these, as shown by the report Just Issued from the Department of Agriculture, has been steadily growing and there Is reason to believe that It will continue to grow. The facts pre sented by this report, covering the last live years, are highly Interesting nnd Instructive. The best customers for our agricultural products are tho United Kingdom nnd Germany, but there Is a wide disparity between these, the former taking three times as much as the latter In the lust llscal year. With the exception of a single year we sent more agricultural products to the United Kingdom In 1000 than ever be fore and more to Germany than In any other year. These are fact.1 worthy of attentive consideration In connection with the question of commercial relations with those countries. The United Kingdom will not need less of our agricultural products this year than It did last year and the probability Is that Germany will require more. Neither country can therefore afford to do anything that will reduce- the Imports of our products. We have already referred to the bread stuffs deficit In Germany, which accord ing to a report of the American consul general at Berlin will be almost un precedented. Such Is the alarming char acter of the situation thnt a number of propositions looking to relief are under consideration. The one measure that would be most beneficial, however, a reduction of the Import duties on grain, Is not among these propositions, but it Is wife to say that the demand of the agrarians for nn Increase of duties will not be heeded. That would mean dearer bread for the German consumers and tho government will hardly venture to In crease the cost of living to the German people. In some of the other Kuroncnn coun tries the situation Is not very much bet ter than lit Germany. Prance, Belgium and Italy, ns now Indicated, will need as much of our agricultural products this as last year, when the aggregate value of their Importations was upwards of $73,000,000. In none of these coun tries will the grain production of the present year be beyond the average, If up to It, and they must look to this country to supply the deficit. It Is noteworthy that the most striking gain In our agricultural exports disclosed by the figures of the last five years was lu the Asiatic trade, which rose from about $0,000,000 In 1800 to nearly $23, 000,000 in 1000. It would seem to be a safe conclusion from the facts of the situation, as now presented, in which there Is not likely to be any Important change, that so fai ns exports of our agricultural products are concerned they are not likely to suffer from any adverse Europeau legislation. The agrarian acltatlou for higher Import duties on breadstuffs will hardly bo heeded under existing circumstances. THE UUASOX WHY. Tho Deo seems to bo. displeased with ..no recently organized "Municipal, league." to the extent that Tho Ueo editor prints a letter alleged to bavo been written by a tuxpayor la which Tho Bee's position Is upheld nnd tho organization of a "tax payers' league" suggested. Why will not tho Municipal league nil the bill? This organization has been set on foot by a body of reputable taxpayers. World-Herald. The letter purporting to have been written by a taxpayer Is genuine nnd can be Inspected lu this olllcc by any one doubting Its authenticity. The Municipal league will not fill the bill of a taxpayers' league for the rea son that some of the reputable taxpay ers In the league enjoy well established reputations for tax shirking and tax lighting. One of Its leaders, for exam ple, appeared before the county board to protest against the Increase of the assessment of the South Omaha stock yards. While this was perfectly legitimate by renson of his profession as an attorney, he would cut a sorry figure In n taxpayers' league in de manding an equitable assessment of corporations that have been under valued by assessors and equalizers. Tho very fact that no one In the Municipal league dared evqn to whisper against the rank favoritism exhibited by the assessors affords abundant proof that the league cannot be depended ou to fight the battles of the taxpayers. A PFAWLKXtxa QUESTION, m., Hcpresentatlvo Dnlzoll of Pennsyl vania, who Is a member of the ways and means committee and a leader of the re publican side of thp house, has been talking on the subject of concessions to Cuba. lie. spoke of It as ouo.of the most Important questions that will come be fore congress and said thnt It will havo to be dealt with broadly. What the course of procedure will be he did not venture to say, but ho expressed the opinion thnt there will be a great deal of embarrassment In adjusting the wishes of tho Cubans to our local con ditions, lie thought we may expect to find a great deal of sentiment In this country favorable to the generous treat ment of the Cubans consistent with our own Interests. Mr. Dalzell said the dllHcultlcs In the way are readily apparent. "The Cu bans will ask a market for their sugar. If wo can, as Secretary Wilson, of tho Department of Agriculture, asserts, pro duce In this country from beets raised by our farmers all tin, sugar we con sume, there Is n problem right nway. The beet sugar Industry, Is. extensive and growing. The fanners engaged lu raising the beets and the men who turn the raw material Into the llnished prod uct by the Investment of cnpltnl In man ufacturing plants will Insist upon pro tection. Then there nre our own citi zens who will wnut less. restricted com mercial relations with Cuba. It Is not to bp expected that tho Cubans, will ad mit our dairy products, .our flour and meal, our machinery, agricultural Im plements, boots and shoes and clothing Into their country upon less favorable tariff terms than ire glvo them for their stnplo products." Mr. DnUell stated that ho favors reciprocity upon the lines laid down In tho republican national platform last year and up to the point Micro It does not conflict with the prin ciple of the American protective tariff. The more this question of commercial relations between Cuba and the United States Is considered the more perplexing It becomes. The fact Is very generally recognized that the Industrial and com mercial development nnd the prosperity of Cuba, as well as tho maintenance of peace and order In the Island, depend upon tho marketing of Its staple prod ucts In this country. If the Cubans can not profitably dispose of their sugar and tobacco lu the American market they cannot do so nny where. And lu or der that they may sell them prolltably hero they must have a preferential tariff. Senator Lodge has expressed the opinion that the preference need not bo very great to enable Cuba to success fully compete with other countries from which we Import sugar. But, as wo have heretofore pointed out and as Itcprcscutntlvc Dalzell sug gests, there Is our domestic sugar Indus try to be considered and also our tobacco Industry. Can we go ou developing these, until they reach a production equal to the home consumption, as pre dicted by Secretary Wilson, If we make such concessions to the sugar and to bacco of Cuba as will allow them to bo prolltnbly tnnrketed In this country? Tho future political relations between Cuba and tho United States have been practically settled. The commercial re lations between the Island and this country present a problem that H seems safe to predict will not be so easily disposed of. SHOULD HE DUjCOVXTESAXCED. The announcement Is made with a grand flourish of trumpets that Gov ernor Savage and his staff will attend the South Omaha street fair ou Wednes day, which Is to bo tho red letter day of the carnival. For the good name of the state and his own reputation It Is to be hoped the governor will not take part In the orgies that have characterized this brazen at tempfto pander to the vicious aud law less classes. Omaha and the state have already been lowered lu public esteem by these exhibitions. Tho advertisement of the bull lights has provoked decidedly un favorable editorial comment lu the press of the couutry. The Chicago Itecord, for example, lu a half-column editorial Saturday, denounces the South Omaha Jamboree lu terms that are, to say the least, not very llattering. That Journal declares that the city of Omaha appears to be drifting rapidly toward the point where It will be wiped off the map of civilization, and recalls the fact that Omaha was hard hit by the last census aud Is not likely to recover prestige by exhibitions of the Spanish bull tight order. While it Is true that the bull tight proved u farce, this fact does not relieve Omaha of the stigma of trying to transplant to its soli an exhibition of brutality that is repugnant to Anglo Saxon ideas of sport. "There should be no place on American' soil for the Span ish bull light." Tho Chicago Tribune on the same day also devotes considerable editorial space to the South Omaha carnival, wludlug up as follows: There are thousands ot men and women as well who will pay a largo sum to seo a reckless man risk his life, and If thero Is a show ot blood about tho exhibition in some way It Is likely to bo even more popu lar. Under the smooth surface ot modern civilization still sleep tho brutal passions which were gratified when men fought with ono another or with wild beasts at Home. It needs only tin opportunity like that of this farcical bull fight at Omaha to bring them to the surface again. It la small wonder the Cubans and Filipinos cannot understand why tho United States authori ties should object to cock fights. The truth of the mutter Is that the sham bull tights arc the least offensive feature of the South Omaha fair. The protection guaranteed to pickpockets, crooks aud skin gamblers to ply their vocations, without police Interference, In tho crowded streets and extemporized dens of vice Is more reprehensible. It was an evidence of sublime assur ance on the part of the promoters of the South Omaha carnival to ask the chief executive of the state to participate In such uu exhibition aud Indirectly make him an endorser of the scandalous show. You nlways havo to go away from home to find out the news. According to the Omaha correspondent of the Lin coln Journal the campaign waged by Tho Bee against the corporate tax shirk ers Is Inspired by a desire to depose Commissioner Ostrom from tho chair manship of tho republican county com mittee In the interest of the alleged can didacy of Frank Moores for congress. The man who discovered this wonderful piece of news probably does not know that a new committee will bo elected by Douglas county republicans not later than September. Another thing that this wonderful mind reader has not dis covered Is that the campaign for raising tho corporation assessment was begun long before anybody could foreshadow what position any particular member of the county board would take with re gard to a revision of the assessment re turns. New York Is greatly agitated because tho chief of the weather bureau pre dicted a continuation of tho hot spell and Its pnpers proceeded to belabor that otllclal. Prof. Moore cannot help It If the climate of the metropolis Is unpleas ant. Instead of working themselves Into unnecessary perspiration the New York editors should come west to tho land of hog and hominy, where tho weather Is bearable, even during tho hot spell. Having devoured everything green In sight lu the Itetl Ulver valley the festive grasshopper has put In an appearance In full forco In northern .Minnesota nnd extended the skirmish Hue to the bor der of North Dokota, while the gcowhopper baud plays "In This Wheat By and By." In spite of trade restrictions tho trade of this country with Germany In agri cultural products shows a wonderful In crease for tho past year. Tho result should convince the Germans thnt In putting up the tariff on what they are compelled to buy abroad they are only Injuring themselves. Year by year Gcriunuy Is becoming more nnd more dependent oil foreign countries for Its food supply nnd the United States Is Increasing Its exportable surplus. Ger many better innko up Its mlud to trade even. The mortality statistics of the Fourth of July celebrations nre not yet com plete, but tho returns up to date show the gratifying fact that the number of maimed aud killed In the year 1001 Is from 33 to 50 per cent less than during the preceding yenr. That Is not saying very much for our civilization, however, as It still exceeds lu number the men that were killed and wounded on tho Amerlcau side during the entire Spanish war. Ohio democrats nre having a serious time trying to llgure out what they be lieve. They are all willing thnt Colonel Kllbotirne shall offer himself up as a sacrifice on the ticket. They are un decided whether Tom Johnson's radical Ism or John McLean's conservatism shall be their rallying point. By nature they sympathize with Johnson, but the temptation of the McLean barrel Is potent. There Is not enough left of the demo cratic party In Iowa worth bothering with nnd democratic papers are forced to put In their time mixing In rcpub Ilcan politics or remain Idle. The repub licans do not mind It, nnd If the demo crats get any enjoyment out of It they are welcome to continue the mixing, One Blessing for Oulin. St Louis Republic. Thero has not been a death from yel low fever In Cuba this year. That Is a sort of lndcpondcnco to which tho Cubans are unused. Cruelty to the Spectators. Chlcaso News. Thero was no cruelty In tho bull fight nt South Omaha except such as was inflicted on thoso who bought tickets and sat through tho show. Pence ThrotiKli Kxtertnlnntlon. Baltimore American. Tho Doors havo dcolded to accept no terms except Independence. The British aro determined to pursue tho war until tho Doers submit. So the question has re duced itself to tho survival of the fittest. Favorite of the Ilntrlict. Kansas City Star. Mrs. Nation, tho Kansas smasher, de livered tho address at tho Elks' Fourth ot July celebration at Crawfordsvlllo, Ind, Mrs. Nation said that she was In great demand, but felt that "tho poor, lost Elks" needed her most. PIukkIiik- n B'k Leak. Globe-Democrat. As long as tho United States rostofflco department Is required to expend more than half its entiro revenue In carrying second-class matter at a loss of $56,000,000 a year It Is useless to hope for a proper development ot postal facilities In this country. v,' Art In Mns'tcn! Criticism. Buffalo' Express. Not long ago a convention ot musicians denounced ragtime as out of harmony with tho .eternal musical fitness of things. Now the Indiana music teachers in con vention pronounce the Moody and Sankey hymns to bo "rot." What sort of musical criticism Is It that expresses Itself with such a word? Cinch on Three Grrnt cceaarlea. Now York World. Mr. Morgan's soft coal "combine" Is the logical supplement to bis hard cool "com bine," his iron and steel "combine" and bis transportation "combine." And we shall soon confront tho condition of a Bmall group of men tho Morgan group In abso lute control ot the prices of tho three great necessaries of our civilization, coal. Iron and transportation. Keep In the Open. New York Sun. On July 1 ten boys and a man were killed by lightning under a pier, whore they had fled from tho rain, In Chicago. On July 4 a man and his wife and three children were killed by lightning at McKeesport after having taken shelter under a tree. Sclenco and experience both say emphatically that when caught out in a thunderstorm tho safest placo Is in tho open. Comparative IllKneaa, Minneapolis Times. Before tho United States gets too uppity and blgglty about its annual trade it might bo well for us to remember that Australia last year had a total trade of $823,000,000, nearly half of which was Imports. With a population ot 5,000,000 this would show the extraordinary per capita of $185. In order to equal this the total trade of this country would have to bo vory nearly $14,000,000,000 a tidy sum even In thoso days when bil lions aro talked of with a gllbnoss that would bavo made Croesus stare himself blind. a iiopf.lkss nounnoN. Midsummer Impntlrneu of a Demn erntlo Foghorn. New York World. William J. Dryan la reiterating In brief speeches and reprinting In largo typo his unalterable devotion to tho "principles" of the Chicago and the Kansas City platforms. lie predicts that the democratic party will take no backward steps," but whether it does or not ho will, like John Brown's soul, "go marching on," to tho sound of his own voice demanding "froo silver at 16 to 1, now and forever, world without end." "I am fighting on," he said at Roanoke, Va., "not so much to win, for I would rather die fighting for right than win fight ing for something else," What keeps Mr. Dryan so terribly cocksure, that bo was right and Is rlght7 Aro the great American people fools, or, like tho sinner of tho hymn, knowing the right do thoy still the wrong pursue? Twko In presidential elections and six times In other elections tho American peo ple have repudiated, rejected, Jumped upon and kicked out tho free sliver and cheap money delusions. Aro not these great and repeated majorities quite as likely to have been right as are Mr. Dryan and bis dis solving populists? Events have proved Mr. Bryan to have been wrong In evory one of his arguments and prophecies on this subject In 1896. The country has under tho gold standard more money of all kinds than ever before, and It Is all good. It has greater prosperity, higher wages, higher prices for farm products, a vastly larger export trade, with diminished public a,nd private debts. Mr. Bryan may choose to go on fighting forever In the last ditch of a back-number lost cause, but unless all present signs are misleading ho will not again have the dem ocratic party at bis back. POMTICAI. TALK IX TIIIJ STATU. Kearney Hub (rep.): J. II. Edmlsten has been telling the dear people again nbout tho troubles of the populist state central com mittee, of which ho has been sole proprietor for soveral years. If Mr. Edmlsten would mind directing his remarks to a policeman tho public would doubtless appreciate. It. Hastings Tribune (rep.); In flxlug the time for holding the republican state convention the state central committee made a wise movo In setting Wednesday, August 28, as tho time. This will give the candidate about eight weeks In which to make their campaign and that will bo tlmo enough In fact It will bo Just about right. Kearney Democrat: It has been made public that Judgo E. C. Calkins of Kearney will bo a candidate for the republican nomination for supreme Judge. As it Is generally conceded that tho uuprcmu comt of tho state should be non-partisan, and when Judgo Norval retires there will bo no republican member of the supreme bench, It Is therefore concluded that tho republicans will In nil probability elect their candldit? and, If so, wo would be satisfied with Judgo Calkins. Minden CJazetto (rep.): Now that tho committee has fixed tho date for u stale convention it behooves tho republicans of the state to cast about nnd select the very best man that can be chosen as a candi date for supremo Judge. No man can be nominated and elected Just because he Is a good republican nnd a good fellow. That part of it Is all right, but in addition ho must bo thoroughly qualified from a legal standpoint nnd ono whoso character Is ab solutely unassailable. Thero are plenty of such men In Nebraska, and most of them aro found In the republican party. Let us nominate ono of them and the work of electing him will come that much easier. Schuyler Sun (rep.): The republican state convention which will meet in Lin coln August 28 has an Important work to perform nnd that Is the nomination of tho right kind of a man for supremo Judge. It should nomlnnto a man who has no questionable past, a man whoso legal attainments are already respected by tho bar of this state nnd a man who will not bo nfrnld to canvass the state nnd let the peoplo know what manner of n man ho Is. Tho Sun had In mind Judgo Dickinson of Omaha when the above sentences were written. This man will do ns much to save tho supremo court from giving biased opinions as nny man that could bo named from tho bar of this state. North Platte Telegram: In an interview which tho State Journal had with Senator Owens of Cozad thu Information was given out thnt the western portion of Nebraska Is in favor of Judgo H. M. Grimes of this city for supreme Judge. For once, nt least, the senator mum havo had his finger on the public pulso when ho made this statement, forsso for ns this part ot the stato Is con cerned tho republican party Is a unit for n "consummation so devoutly to bo wished." Since the Judgo first occupied a seat on the bench in this Judicial district until now- no Judge has ever been so generally satisfac tory to the people. His acute legal mind, his absolute fairness, his prompt manner ot disposing of petty suits, his nblllty to dispense JuRtlco and at the same time plcaso tho litigants, has won for him the respect and friendship of the people of his district, and if ho should receive a nomination at the hands of tho party for supreme Judgo of tho state, he would poll more votes In' this part of tho state than nny other candldato over received for any office In the gift of tho people. PERSOXAL XOTES. Tho Deutschland averted a terrible finan cial panic by bringing Us cargo of mil lionaires safely Into port. The sultan of Turkey Is said to bo much affected by tho death of one ot his wives. Naturally: It breaks tho set. Tho philanthropic undertaking of Mr. Olnn of Doston for putting up fireproof and .sanitary tenement houses for the poor la probably by way of atonement for his name. The emperor of Japan has an allownnco of something liko $2,000,000 a year to keep up tho Imperial establishment. He has also a large prlvato fortuno, having Invested In stocks and real estate. By the will of tho late Jacob S. Rogers of Patcrson, N. J., tho bulk of his estato, estimated at not far from $10,000,000, is given to the Metropolitan Museum ot Art, New York City. His nephews and nieces are given $25,000 apiece. More demo-Tats than republicans, it Is said, voted s gainst the calling of a consti tutional cor vent Ion in tho stato of Vir ginia, but tho proposition prevailed never theless nnd Its adoption will make m6rc difficult hereafter republican contest for control. , There does not seem to bo nny proba-. blllty that American royalty will set the fashions In this country. Tho sultan ot Sulu, tho only monarch who reigns under the Stars and Stripes, wears neither col lars nor cuffs with bis dress suit, and bo does wear a skull cap sot with diamonds. John E. Russell ot Massachusetts, whom President McKlnley, when they wero both In congress, once described sb the "golden sheep rhepherd of Lelcoster," has returned home from a two years' trip abroad, which he took with his family for tho benefit of his health. Ho l still far from woll and his physicians have forblddon his taking part for the present In political life. The directors of the Alexander III museum in St. Petersburg havo defied tho holy synod In its ban against two paintings by Rcptn. Ono Is a portrait of Count Tolstoi, barefooted, in the dress of a peasant. The other Is r. symbolical Picture called "Get Thcb Dohlnd Mo, Satan." Tho exhibition of these paintings was prohibited in Moscow, yet thoy havo boon bought for a national art gallery. In somo men's lives thero comes a time when tho heart grows weary and life Is hardly worth tho living. Tako that stren uous Crlcago printer, for Instance, whose generous heart throbbed and thrilled for womankind. He supported two wives, main tained two homes nnd worked two Jobs. Dut Just ns soon as wife No. 2 found that wlfo No. 1 was getting more than half the earn ings Bho squealed, had him thrown Into Jail and sent to tho penitentiary. Now she la obliged to rustle for a living herself. Thus Ingratitude Imposes Its own penalty. M. Flammarlon, tho Fronch astronomer, has prepared and submitted to tho French Astronomical society a novel scheme for re. forming the calendar. Ho proposes that tho year shall begin on March 21, and that tbo months shall be named after the car dinal virtues. In order to make the year exactly fifty-two weeks long ho would make New Year's day (and, In leap years, the day after It), a holiday, and would not consider It a part of the week. Thus tho dates of tho days of tho week would not alter from year to year, but would be In variable. Tho Philadelphia Record says: "At the conclusion of Wu Tlngfang's address at the Fourth of July celebration In Independ ence square there was a pretty little cere mony not down on the progrnm. Ono of tho young women seated on tho platform passed a small American flag to tho distinguished Chinese diplomat, with tho request that ho write his autograph on ono of the white bars. A fountain pen was forthcoming and Minister Wu gTaclously compiled. The In cident was witnessed by others and In a short time a perfect avalanche of small flags poured down upon hlra with similar requests from their owners. Wu took it good-naturedly and for quite a whllo was kept busy Inscribing his autograph." HITS OF WASHIXCTOX UPE, Scenes nnd lnelrieiit Xntetl at the Xntlmial Capital. Rear Admiral A. S. Crownlnshleld, chtef of the Dureau of Navigation, Is determined to break Into tho roll of .hcrots of the late war. Tho ai)mlr,il considers himself a naval tactician ot the first rank, having achieved great distinction as a member of tho fa mous Btrritegy board which regulated the war aud tundo and unmade heroes accord ing to plans and specifications. His re ward was - promotion to the rank of rear admiral. There seems to be a few anony mous honors being around lu Washington which the admiral covets. One ot these' Is tho authorship of the dispatch "Capture or destroy tho Spanish fleet," signed by Secretary Long and sent to Admiral Dewey after tho declaration of war. Secretary Long referred to this dispatch at the dinner given hlrn by the Massachusetts club on the 3d Inst. He said: "My name was at tho bottom! Glorious dlspatcbl I should rather like to have the credit of It. Dut It is not mine. I have heard that some one, wanting to get Into the graces of President McKlnley, described him as the author ot it. He never once saw' It .until I took it In and showed It to him. Then others have given mo credit for writing It. 1 did not wrlto it." Then he told of his conversa tions with Admiral Crowlnshleld and oth ers and how they nil agreed that tho thing to do was to strike as quick and bard as possible. Tho dispatch was prepared and this Is Mr. Long's account of It: "Crownlnshleld did not'preparo It. Who did? Some subordinate clerk In his de partment. Who? God only knows. Dut ho didn't. As (or me, I should not have used the word 'commence.' I should have said 'The war has begun.' Aside from that It Is a mighty good message. I think we can pardon that word. What do you think of tho rest of It? 'Capturo or destroy the Spanish fleet. Use the utmost endeavor.' And, by tho way, Dewey did. The dispatch came In to me. I took It to tho prcsldont, saying to hlra, 'Mr. President, I thick this ought to go.' He said, 'All right, sign it,' We heard not a word more." Now comes Crownlnshleld with a demand for recognition as tho author of the dis patch. Secretary Long, ho says, was made nware ot tho authorship and the admiral proposes to take the secretary by tho oar and glvo him a heart to heart talk on bis return to Washington. "I prefer to wait until Secretary Long returns to Washing ton next week before telling tho circum stances of how the dispatch was written," ho said. He was asked If this ' meant that he wanted to verify his recollection of the matter. "Ob, no," replied the admiral, "my recollection Is perfectly clear on the subject and thero nre others who were at tho White House on tho day It was written who will rcmembor all about It." "Thero was an officer of the line put'on thu retired list tho othor'day," said an, old time messenger nt yie Navy department to( n Washington Star" reporter, "who got him self luto an odd pickle one' mornlng"way back fonder In the '70s .by taking a shower bath. "This officer was a flno sallorman- to servo under and the men were mighty fond of him. But ho ha'd one kink. ' That wa's' his opposition to tho practlco of tattooing. Ho was 'first luff' or executive officer ot tho ship at tho time I'm speaking of, and, whllo ho was particularly easy on his" crow, ho certainly had a habit of comtngdown on em like a thousand of brick for the tattoo lng business. There were-a lot. of men In tho crow that did tattooing and tho first lull kept an eye on them. Ho didn't want nny of tho now young chaps In-1 the 'service to get themselves marked up and-whon he caught tho lads with new bunches of ink on their persons bo Invariably berated them soundly and had tho tattoocrs to the mast. Thero was no regulation then, 'as there Is now, against tattooing, and so the execu tlvo officer couldn't punish the, tattooers, but ho always lectured them pretty soundly, at that. Dut he couldn't stamp out the practice. Tho young fellows entering the Bervlcc as landsmen weren't a little bit con tented 'until they'd got themselves marked up liko the old llatfcct; apd right down to tho present day, when there's a, strict regu lation against tattooing, tbo. lads blow In a good part of their wages, particularly on the China 'station when thelr'sblpa aro on tho Japan coast, in getting the expert Jap tattoolst to needle them up. "This executive officer, however, .consid ered the practice foolish and barbarous and Idiotic, as It no doubt is, .although I've got the Ink scattered over a great deal of my old frame. I romembor that, while I was attached to the ship of which this officer was the 'first luff,' I went ashore at Naga saki, Japan, ono afternoon, and came across a Jap tattooer, whose work was high grade. I had a small vacant space still unmarked on my left forearm, and,-being a good, deal younger then than I am now, and a bit under tho sakl, I doubt not, at that, ,1 had this Jap tattoolst needle me the American flag and the Irish emblem Intertwined on that vacant space. Well, the next morning I was doing my stunt on deck, with my sleeves rolled up, 'and that raised tilt of tattooing showing raw on my left arm. Tbo executive officer caught sight of it and he rounded on me Instantly. " 'Well, you ought to havo thirty day's in some lubbers' jail,' said he to me. 'An old Jack like you getting himself scraped up like any beachcomber after all your years In deep water! You ought to be ashamed of yourself." "I felt pretty sheepish,, of course, but I told htm that I wouldn't ha' had It done If It "hadn't been for a bit too much of the rlco wine on tho afternoon before; but he only snorted and walked aft. "Well, only two mornings after that this kindly 'first luff' showed himself up' and got FACTS Are stubborn truths, Thui fits our shirts as well as our shirts fit you. And we haven't found the man yet whom we failed to fit. The custom shirter says that ' 'ready-made" shirts are cheap shirts. Guess he had ours'in his mind. We donH know of any article of merchandise' ' so chuck full of goodness for so little money.- $1. 00, .$1. 25, $1.50, ..$2. 00. Pay the custom shirter a couple more if you want to. . ' ' Don't keep putting -off 'that htraw hat purchase too long, for just ' what you wanted may be gone. : HO CLOTHING FITS JlIKE OURS. Browning, King & Co. Exclusive Clothiers and Furnishers. R. S. Wilcox, Manager, tor Cleaaa ataraar Nlaata at O'ajaab, QtM HtIib al B.no. T" the terrible laugh from the wholo Ship's company for'ard. The officers had rigged up a shower bath on the after deck, under which, with only a pair of small trunks on, they'd stand when they got up ou tho hot mornings to get cooled off. The apparatus bad only been up for a couple of days, when, on this morning that I'm speaking of, the executive, officer, who was an ex ceedingly absent-minded man, pranced out, with his little pair of now trunks and, turning tho water on, stood under the shower, gasping and enjoying himself. It was about an hour nftor 'nil hands' In tho morning Bnd all the men were on deck. Woll, when they saw tho 'first luff' stripped that way, there went up a shout from that ship's company that Bounded liko a horao-ward-bound roar. "For the executive officer was Just one mass of flno tattooing from his neck to his middle It wss alt Japancso work dragons, eagles, snakes, dainty gardou scenes nnd all that sort of stuff, In all of tbo Japanese tattootr'a colors. His arms had nil kinds of adders and pythons nnd boa constrictors colled around them, and nil In all, I don't believe any of us In the crew had ever seen, a mam for'ard or aft, so complotoly tattooed up as that 'first luff of ours was. .When ho heard the tremendous laugh tho executive officer looked up In surprise, and when ho saw tho wholo ship's company doing nothing but staring nt him with grin, he turned as red as a brct, looked at him self, and hustled for his room nt tbo gallop. He looked pretty sheepish nnd red when he emerged about half an hour later In uniform, but ho took ft all good nature'dly and that afternoon said to me on the quiet: " 'You lads for'ard havo got It on mo stiro enough, hut I had those Imbecile things needled on mo when I wan a pin-head of a cadet, thinking It was fine. Anyhow, It'B not. a caso ot doing as I do, but of doing as I say!' "I could only grin In reply and ho snorted andithen grinned and went aft. "From then on until the wlndup of tho crulso be never said another word agalust tattooing." MIDSUMMER SMILES. Chicago Tribune: "Hnve you got all your preparations completed for your summer vacation?" "1 believe bo. Tho boss says I needn't come back." Brooklyn Life: "I never pould seo why they nlwuys called n boat 'she.' " 'lEvIdcntly you havo never tried to steer one." New York Press: Sytnpathetlctis Don't you feel sorry 'for people who linve to work In finch weather ns this? Cynicu'fi Not at nil. If they didn't work thcy.'d all be In the ponltentlary. Detroit Journal: "Aha!" cried tlio vil lain, ".the plot thickens!" "No doubt." muttered tlio low comedian, "the, frost out front has had sometli.ug to do with that." Philadelphia, .Press: "Doctor," said tho machine-'politician, who was very 111. "I think: I need to go to n cooler climate." "My dear man, ' replied Dr. Frank. "I'm doing my best- to keep you out of a hotter one;,T Cleveland Plain Dealer: "The whisky output of'Kentucky will bo SS.OOO.OCO gal Ions'." "Whow! What'n the Intake?" Puck: Ills Friend And you can't get moneyed men to consider the matter? The Promoter No. Money tnlks. but 1'vo found it n mighty poor listener. , i Washington Stnr: "Don't you think the shirtwaist Idea' is a sensible one?" "No,, I tdon't,"- answered the positive man, "If you are going Into tho subject of ward robe, reform, I don't Bee the excuse ' for wearing anything so hot and Irritating as a (shirtwaist." Chicago Post: Mrs. DcVorse I don't like 'people to call mo n grass widow. Mrs.' Churnm No, becausv), of course, you're 'not renlly a widow, , J&TflL EeVorse Oh! I don't mind the "widow" -If- 'they'd only "keep ort the grass.". Chlcago'Trlbune: "Paw," said Tommy, who was, looking nt the "Household Hints'' In the weekly paper, "What Is a 'society sandwich?'-"- "A society sandwich," replied Mr. Tucker, not-at nil certain of his ground, but un willing to exhibit his Ignorance before the youthful seeker after knowledge, "Is a helpless young' man sitting between two lively 'girls 'at a swell party." DAME FASHION'S XKW IlECniSE. James .Barton Adams In Denver Post. Again doth fashion's fickle queen nHtound us with n new docree Xhat- gives oar buxom belles nnd dames a fit of deep nrrxlety, That hustles plumpness to tho rear and honors leanness with the crown An'd gives the shorter build of girl a sud- ' den, cruel turning down! Young dames of fashion, fat nnd fair, nnd forty, If the truth were known, Will look with envy on the ones who run ' to cuticle and bone. And little applo-dumpllng girls whom naturo chooses to endow With flesh must wade out of tho swim tho - slim girl Is. In fashion now. jLrfing-drawn-out angularity is now the lend ing beauty point, And gowns i are fashioned to expose tlio workings of 'most every Joint; The neck must be ot gqnerous length, rlsa swan'-llka from Its shoulder deck Be what .the vulgar musses call In Vulgur way "the rubberneck." The plump'and creamy style of throat, tho ' sort' ub fellows yenrn to kiss When It supports thu shapely head and sweet .face of a pretty Miss, Now gets the famous chicken stroke, and It must make Its final bow Until the cruel gash has healed the allm girl Is the fashion now. But such of us n have admired' tho trim and natty Btylo of girl, The buxom lass who fills her gown, will never hesitate to hurl Defiance at the fashion queen and trample (in her fool decree. And stick right to the plumpy lass with all -her adiposity. Let those who pny their homage to tho girls of willowy design, Those built to cling to manly oaks In c. nJityTe.t, the clinging vine. Stick to their tnll nnd graceful dears, but countlcHH thousands yet will bow To JjVii80f .D01? Ri11(1 bll,w' though slim girls are tho fashion now. f