THE OMAHA DAILY BEE: Til U USD AY, MAY 2, 1001 Tim omaiia Daily Bee E. ItOBHWATBH, 1SOITOR. rtniMsiinD Kvimv morning TIJRM8 OF Ht'USriUPTION. Dally Hoc (without Sunday), One Yenr.$.0O Dally lice nnil Hunclny. One Year S.W Illustrated lice. One Vciir 2.W Sunday Hec, One oar J.JW Saturday lice, One Year., rwentloth century Farmer, One Year.. 1.00 OFFICES: Omnha: The tleo tlulldlng. South Omahii! City Hull Hulldlng Twenty-fifth und M street. Council HlufTs: 10 I'earl Street. Chicago: 10i t'nlly Hulldlng. New York: Temple Court. Washington: S01 Fourteenth Street. CO nil KH I 'O N D i: N C K. Communications relating to news and edi torial matter ("tumid ho addressed; Omaha Dec, Kdllorlal Department. HCSINIiSH LKTTKH8. Business letters nnd remittances should ho addressed; Tho Ilec Publishing Com pany, Omaha. RHMITTANCKS. Remit by ilnifl, express or postal order, payable to Tho lice Publishing Company. 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Suvugo of Nebraska There wore uo boxers In the crowd which greeted .Minister Conger jester dny. Front the land or pig tnlls to the land where they raise the whole hog Is u big Jump, but .Mnjnr Conger nets like tt man who welcomed the change. .Minister Conger could not have se lected a more auspicious time to return to his home. Kvery element of nuture smiles out Its greeting to him. The absorption of tho Central Pacific seems to have made the Union I'aclilc simply that much more tempting u mor sel for the Vnnderbllt nnacouda. Congressman .Mercer's next junket will no to the rillllpplnes. He will get back next fall Just In time to tell the boys mu a goon cutnpalgn they have put up, A Boston man left $10,000 In his will iu proviue row ror the poor. Either the poor are not numerous In Huston or the will was made before the coal barons put up thu price. The Callahan verdict Is eliciting divers comment from thu newspapers of the east. If the Jury and tho Judge can disagree the newspaper commentators certainly have that privilege. 'I lie gates of the Huffalo exposition are open. Ruffiilo has done well up to date, nnd if It can wind up Its exposition ns well ns Omaha It will be entitled to a double measure of congratulation. Tho (Jornmu Savings bank would like to settle- it little debt It owes the city at the rate of il.'l cents on the dollar. Sev oral other people who owe money to the city would like to have the privilege of cutting off two-thirds of thu obligation tin... r, i. .i . . int.- il'mih on ncius weru no sooner opened for business than the Standard Oil people swooped down to gobble them up. The Standard oil people will have to keep iiu eye on the Wyoming oil llelds If they expect to continue to control the oil supply. 'i no r.ugiish coal miners propose, to sum uown unless the government changes Its plan to levy an export duty on coal. When the English miner wakes up and gets ready to resume business he may llnd that Brother .lonathau has secured the trade. Tho city council nnd the county com mlssloncrs are to play base ball for tho benefit of the uudltorltim fund. Spec tators are wanrt'd to provide themselves In advance with auditorium bricks, pav nig uncus, gout bricks and all other necessary missiles. lloneral von Walderseu admits that the task of lotting go the dragon's tail Is lully as dlllicult as getting the origlna grip, iiu should take a lesson from (Jenoral Chaffee. The latter was on hand to assist in capturing the nnlina uud as iiulckly dropped It when the work was done. Sad is the heart of tho antl editor and politician as he witnesses the rapid collapse of opposition to the United States in the Philippines. At the present rate It will not be lung before the last vestige of opposition has disappeared uud then a new subject for weeping' must be discovered, (iovernor Nash of Ohio and a distin guished party of the citizens of that state will spend a day lu Omaha on the return trip from San Francisco, where they go to attend the launching of the battleship Ohio. Omaha should make good tho reputation It gained as au entertainer during exposition year. Omaha railroads appear to be lu de mand. Omaha Is the center of what nature has made the richest portion of the United States, and tho roads which lend out Into this territory, already valu able property, will become more so as these resources are developed. The stock Is a good thing to have lu the family. MIX1STEH CUXaKH. The reception accorded tp lion. 12. H, Conger, American minister to China, on his arrival lu Iowa, was a merited pop ular tribute to (l public olllclal who dls- charged his duties under the most try ing circumstances, with signal ability, as was well said ny senator uoinver. Mr. Conger's career as the diplomatic representative of the United States in China has given a new dignity to Amer ican public life. During the fearful or deal to which the foreign legations were subjected In I'rkln, no representative or the powers was more courageous than the American minister and after the le- tlons were relieved there was no ono among thu diplomatists who exercised better Judgment lu dealing with the ex traordinary circumstances than .Minister Conger. The people of Iowa have a right to feel proud of their fellow citizen and they honor themselves In honoring him. The entile country shares with them in the esteem they manifest for Mr. Con ger, who has successfully met the most trying task to which a diplomatic repre- fccntatlvu could be subjected. bother or not he return to China a matter which, It Is understood, he Is free to decide his name Is forever and most creditably associated with one of the most memorable events lu Chinese his tory, thu Ilnal results of which will revolutionize the Industrial and social life of that ancient empire. A PEACE I'UWl'M. President McKluley, in his speech nt Corinth, Miss., gave expression to n sen timent which ought to Impress not only tho minds of the Anierlcun people, but those of foreign peoples as well. He said: "We do not want any war. Wu are not a plratu power. Wis are a peace power. We love peace better than war and our swords never should be drawn except lu a righteous cnuse and then never until every effort at peace and arbitration shall be exhausted." Iu this Mr. McKluley voiced the prac tically unanimous sentiment of the Vmerican people and It was a peculiarly timely utterance lu view of the fact that there are mutterlugs from abroad of hostilities to the United States und of the possibility that we may sooner or later be Involved In serious trouble with one or more or the European powers. While the American people fear no na tion and In defense of their rights and interests would dare challenge any power or combination of powers, the de sire of this nation is for peace and the cultivation of friendly relations with all the world. As President Mclvlnley said, we do not want war and we shall always be found willing to ex haust every diplomacy to avoid war, but If compelled to draw the s.word iu vindication of our rights and for the protection of our Interests, wu should light with a vigor and determination that the most pulssuut of nations would hesitate to provoke. President McKluley is a man of peace. Thu greatest Injustice that has been done him has been the accusation of some of his countrymen that he has not been iu favor of peace, but sought the glory of military achievement. No one strove more strongly that he to avert the wur with Spain, but when the coullict be came Inevitable he knew how to prepare for anil to prosecute tt. The American uatlou Is for peace, but It will not lies ltate at war when that Is necessary to maintain Its rights nnd to safeguard Interests In any quarter of the world Its .MlLlTAltl' QUESTIOX IX CIIIXA. The United States Is not very much concerned In regnrd to the mllltnry ques tlon In China. Our government has dellnltely decided that It will maintain at the Chinese capital only n legation gunrd and within a few weeks all the other American troops will have with drawn from Pekiu and be transferred to the Philippines. The attitude, there fore, of the other powers In respect to the number of troops which should be kept In China Is not a matter of very great concern to this country. However, it Is a matter of some in terest aud Its tinal determination will have a certain slgnlllcancc In which the United States will not be wholly uncon cerned. According to the latest advices It Is the opinion of thu (lerman commander-in-chief, Count von Waldcrsee, that It will be necessary for the powers to maintain a considerable force lu China. He is of the opinion that It will be unsafe to allow the administration of affairs at Pekiu to depend wholly upon the Chinese authorities. He ap prehends that to a'i this would result lu frlctlou and conflict, whereas with au adequate foreign force near the Chinese capital there would bo exerted a moral Influence over tho authorities that would have u wholesome effect and probably avert those dltlicultles which might otherwise arise. There Is certainly much to be said In support of this view. While thu coursu of our government lu ordering all Its troops away from China except the small force required to guard tho lega tion Is consistent with Its policy, It Is a very serious question whether It would bo wise for the other powers to pursuo a like policy. It may bo admitted that It Is unnecessary to keep In China the largo force now there, but on the other hand complete evacuation at this time might prove to be a very grave mistake since It might be taken advantage of by tho anti-foreign element, still large und not altogether peaceful, to renew Its agitation. It appears to be the Idea of some of the powers that evacuation cannot commence until China has ac cepted the prescribed conditions aud paid the total Indemnities. Tho accept ance of the conditions, unquestionably, should precede evacuation, but It is not necessary that military occupation shall continue until the Indemnities are all paid, unless, Indeed, It Is tho Intention to force China, as some of the powers urge should he done, to make linme dlate payment. It Is obvious thai tho military question In China Is not a simple one, but It de pends upon tho ChTnese government to say whether or not tho dlllleultles at tending It shall be removed or rendered more serious, A teady acquiescence In the reasonable nnd Just demands of the powers will conduce to an early evacua tion, but obstinacy or undue delay on the part of the Chinese government In regard to the conditions Imposed by the powers will mean a prolonged military occupation for which China will have to pay. WAXTED-A XtiW HEPUltit PAUTV. An anonymous contributor, who leaves his Identity to be guessed at over the Initials W. .1., has written to tile Nebraska Independent, which is the olllclal organ for tho populists of the state, suggesting that the only futuru for thu reformers, who have heretofore labeled themselves pop ulists, democrats and silver republicans lies In thu formntlon or a new reform party. The gist of his plan Is embodied lu the following: Tbeio In but one way for the democrats to bo successful, and that Is with repub lican votes the same as Cleveland was lu '1)2 and the samu us Holla Wells was In the iccetit election. You can all talk that choose to do so, but there Is no use to try to keep two different elements In ono party. Thus It Is with the democrats. Iu 1901 the reformers will bo entirely without a party. Tho democrats are In two, and tho populists aro In two, and whither shall we go? Tho proper thing to do Is to form a new party right here In Nebraska, for tho state only, and call It the American party. The platform should contain monoy, transporta tion and u plank against trusts, against Imperialism, favor the ownership of tho telephono and telegraph, and without any fusion. When Abraham Lincoln was elected president tho democrats were In two, and had they not been the republicans would havo been snowed under forty feet deep. Lincoln was a minority president. If thero Is a new party formed, It means that there will be two parties In tho field that favor the "gold standard" and all that It contains. This will place about 4,000,000 votes for tho democrats, 4,000,000 for tho republicans and tho remainder for tho reformers. This would bo the easiest way, to win, and tho best way. Rut to talk that tho democrats or populists can over win a national elec tion is foolishness that is, under their present organizations. Porlmps this Is the solution of tho old question whether tho democrats shall swallow the populists or the populists swallow the democrats. Kueh up to this time has persistently refused to ac cept the other's livery, no matter how willing to accept the other's candidates, tho other's platform, tho other's party machinery and the other's campaign contributions. Principles have been counted for nothing alongside tho name and the spoils even nt tho expense of the most transparent political masquer rule ever recorded. At last, However, the reformers are realizing their lmpotency Inside their own reform parties and that nothing can put their brand of reform In the saddle except the organization of another new party. Tho Auierlcnu party Is as good a name for it as auy other. Bring on the American party. a fixe Exmmr. Omahn makes a tine exhibit In the year's compilation showing the business of the local clearing house. For the Ilrst four months of the cur rent year tho total bank clearings for this period aggregates .$400,000,000, which exceeds by $0,000,000 tho total for tho same period last year, or an average Increase of $1,500,000 per month. For the number of banking days In the year so far the average clearings for Omaha have been more than $1,000, 000 a day. This is a showing that cannot fail to be gratifying to business men nnd citi zens generally. This line exhibit or bank clearings of course Is due to the Increased number of local business establishments aud tho Increased business transacted by them. It rollouts the prosperity not only of Omaha, but of all the trade territory tributary to it. Should tho pace thus sot be continued, the tirst year of tho now century will be a record breaker In our bank clear lugs. Kuglish shipping men make light of the purchase by J. Plerpout Morgan of the largest line of English steamers They pretend to believe that tho ships will be replaced by better ones, which will take the trade away from Mr. Mor gun's line. This presupposes that Mr. Morgan and his associates will be Idle while tho Kuglish uru building ships but tills is certainly not a Yankee trait Witli all th! money needed back of the company aud In American hands this purchase should be made the lever which will, within a comparatively few years, place the United States In the front rank of shipping nations. A railroad construction gang has struck a stream of oil lu Wyomlug bor ing a tunnel. Wyoming Is so rich lu mineral resources that every railroad cut threatens to open up a vein of ore or bed of coal. Wyoming Is sure to be tin best mining state In the country when Its resources are fully developed. Omaha club women should let I heir Iowa sisters know that they don't care anyway whether they are assigned a part in thu Iowa federation meeting or not. They will have a Nebraska federa tion meeting at Omaha some of these days and be lu position to reciprocate In kind. Tho discussion continues as to whether the Cttdahy kidnaping constituted rob bery. The Judge said It did. but the lur.v said It did uot. As the Jury had the last and effective say, further aca domic speculation can serve only for educational purposes. Trending on l)i lilt rroii liroilliil. Washington Post. Tho current Issue of the Commoner dls cusces plagiarism In a rather reckless man ner. This may start somo people to thinking about tho "c.-obb of gold and crown o thorns'' episode. Tin- Vt'fut Sftu (he Pncr. New York Mall and Express, Tho champion liar has not been snowed under In tho northwest. It seems that the other day a train was run so fast on the Chicago & Northwestern road that It bo amo Invisible. "Watchers at tho station did not see tho train; they had fled from the platform to avoid tho danger of suction and Vero watching from a window." And yet the rato was only ninety miles an hour Travelers In tho cast those between Now York and Dottoo, for Instance will re member that the speed of trains hero has not yet closely approached tho point of In- lslblllty. The great west still loads. A Profitable I'rUe. Hoston Globe. AtMllnnlrin tiaa .m-Ait na ?.V00n mpn. fnr because of his surrender we need only about 75,000 men lu our regular 'army and only about 5,000 men more than wo now have re mal am to bo emitted. Why keep so profitable member of society Jn durance? t'lnniii-lnu the World. Ualtlmoro American, Pending tho formation of that alliance of a annihilation In Europe against the United States tho powers are coming hero to bor row money. Who Is to flnnnco the scheme of sweeping tis off the faco of the earth as a nation has not yet been decided. In NiiellhiK Itrforni I'iinkIIiIp f New York Tribune. So Many otitspoken critics nre llndlng fault with the failures In spelling which bring discredit upon tho pupils In our pub lic schools, and even upon the graduates of American colleges and universities, that somo extremists aro loud in demanding a return to the "spelling beo" practices of early New England. To master the whim sical ccccntricltes of English spelling Is so formidable a task as to require constant and incessant training from the cradle to the grave. llriiil-lliintliiK .''tin Intern. Chlcugo Record-IIernld. Tho slrajltaneous publication of the re ports that tho ministers at I'ckln havo de i tin ruled four moro heads and that the mis sionary victims of tho Iloxors numbered ISC Protestants nnd as many Catholics brings up again that question of reciprocity In tho blood-letting business, Ought tho powers to multiply reprisals as a matter of gov ernmental policy and Is this tho way to pro mote a religious propaganda? Tho guiltless have suffered terribly on both sides because of tho Immorality and rapacity of governments and governments had better stop trying to compute the value of white lives In Chinese. Such on associa tion of hcud hunters is abhorrent to civi lized man and Its work Is n poor beginning for a revival of the preaching of Jesus Christ. HlJI.tX CAPACITY. fun It Hdinil tin- Strnln Trimt Pro moter Put Upon II. United States Investor. Tho trusts have taken a mathematical tight on a course never before traversed and tho end must be awaited with fear and trembling, As wo havo before said, their arithmetic Is unimpeachable, but there Is a human sldo to the problem also. Is there no limit to human capacity? Evi dently not, In tho estimation of tho trust promoters. For Instance, If you have a cor poration with $100,000,000 capital and you pay the president of it $50,000 a year you can bo pretty sure that If you Increase the capital to $1,000,000,000 and tho presi dent's pay to $1,000,000 his capacity will extend proportionately with tho Increased business and pay. It looks rather ridicu lous on tho faco of It, to be sure, but tho "ablest financiers" tell us it Is perfectly feasible and modesty requires that we stand one side and seo them make the ex periment. To be quite serious, wo do not believe that our human nature can stand a fraction of tho strain which the trust promoters are putlng upon It. It requires no moro actual science to handle figures in tno hundreds of millions than In tho hundreds of thousands, but It requires a vastly higher type of human nature to bandlo actual business In the one case than In tho other. About twenty centuries elapsed between the first Napoleon and the next preceding military commander of his rank. Unquestionably our largest trusts call for as high an order of genius as that displayed by tUe4 first emperor of France nuu uuquesiionaDiy transcendent mercan tllo genius Is as frequently met with In this world i.3 is the military genius of a Na poleon, a Caesar or an Alexander. The chances are largely against thero belne a sufficient supply of geniuses to manage our great industrial trusts. The supply will havo to be very large Indeed, because no ono will probably dlsputo tho assertion that It will not take very long to use up a genius under our new methods of doing business. The Pennsylvania railroad np- pears to kill oft a president every fow years and tho industrial trusts ought not to be able to economize human energy any more enectivcly than this. All things consid ered, wo should say that the trusts as a whoio might reasonably bo exnected to wreck themselves eventually on tho rock of Inadequate management. I.VVK.VriOXS CIIKCK MOMIPOI.V. icnurncy or .Uoilem Improvrniriitu I)ion4-iI to ( n t rnllr.utlon. New York World, Within a week announcement has been made that by a now process of mauufacturo steel armor plate equal In every respect to tho best that Is now mado nnd sold at from $100 to $450 per ton can bo produced and sold for $150 per ton. If this new procebs can do what Is claimed for It a very Important branch of tho blecl trust's business will bo confronted with offcctlve competition. Herein lies ono of tho checks to monopoly which no combination of capital can securely guard ugalust. Tboro will always bo tho danger to every trust, oven though fortified by tho absolute con trol of tho only possible raw material lu Its particular lino of manufacture, that soma substltuto will be found for tho pro duct which It has cornered. For example, tho sugar trust is con fronted by tho quite possible aud already threatened substitution of artlllelal sugar. Tho last nnnual convention of tho German Sugar Union, which is tho German sugar trust, was alarmed at tho statement that In spito of an Imperial law restricting the salo of saccharine that substltuto for sugar was being produced to the extent of RO.000 metric tons a year. Tho discovery of sub stitutes for sugar Is simply a matter of chemistry, and as the beet has displaced the cane, so some clever chemist may any day displace tho beet by producing sugar from cheaper material. Aa a writer in tho current Forum points out thero aro already many Instances of successful substitutions that havo undermined notorious monopolies. Cottonseed oil has been successfully de- gummed and tho linseed oil trust h thereby lost control of tho paint market. Tho production of cold-water paint has fur niched another satisfactory substitute for tho trust nrtlcle. Tho substitution of cot ton for wool has knocked tho bottom out of tho wool monopoly, to that tho consumption of wool In tho grease haB decreased from ntno to six pounds per capita In the last ten years. Tho copper trust will nnd Its monopoly broken If tho experiments that aro being made In leaching copper direct from tho ore without tho present costb processes of roasting and smelting prow successful. Even the International I'apei company Is Insecure In Its monopoly of nowi print paper made from wood pulp. It Is claimed that paper pulp of an entirely sat Isfactory quality can be made from tho hul of tho cottonseed, tho waste of tho sugni plantation and from tho magnolia tree which can bo grown In unlimited quantlt lu tho south. Substitutes havo been discov ered for rubber and llax nlBo, thus menac ing the monopolies of two more trusts. Tho conclusion of Edward Shcrwoo Meado that this power of substitution Is such that "we can never ho lu serious dan ger from tho tax of monopoly prices" may be too optimistic. Uut it Is ohvlous tha until the resources of Inventive genius an exhausted no trust can tell what morning I will wako up and find Its monopoly gone, Farming Up to Date. New Y Persons with mild bucollo aspirations will wonder and despair ns they reud Mr. Walter K. Andrews' account In the World's Work of "Actual Rural Independence." Mr. RusscI owns eighty ncres lu a central state nnd runs to dairy products and fruit. lie given $300 n year and a house to n hired man and wlfo. Four miles off by electric car passing tlin farm Is a good market town with a creamery and canning factory. Five a. m. automatic electric alarm goes off In hired man's house. Hired man gets up, goes to the barn, feeds and grooms the cows, cleans out. Doss comes. Ho and hired man wash their hands nnd don "clean white suits used only when they milk." Clclly nnd Arcadia wuro less delicate. Milk goes to the mllkroom, where It Is poured Into a centrifugal cream separator run by powcrborrowcd from the trolley. Touch the lever and tho motor docs the rest. l'resto! There Is your cream lu tho cans and thero Is your warm skim milk for calf and pig. You hook tho cans to a wire car rier which sends them by "force of grav ity" to the trolley platform. Ah, dreamers of milky herds, did you ever think of get ting gravity to movo your cans? Now a trolley cur chaperoning a freight car comes. Tho cars spin away to tho creamery. Their fare Is small and they come hack empty, U, H. Tho fortunate Mr. RusscI "Is credited by the creamery with so much cream and on settlement day ho receives a check In payment." One thinks of less scientific farmers who uccd hardly to seo any money from year's end to year's end. Notlco the happier condition of the tclcntlflc farmer's wife. Before sho Is up the cream Is In the creamery. No ever lasting, tedious slavery to pans nnd chtlrns. No peddling or bartering of butter. Notice, too, the amelioration of tho cow's destiny. Sho lives In a comfortable home. The ce ment floor Is flushed twice a day with tho hose. Tho walls aro bright with whitewash nnd ns clean as Rroek. A windmill, a tubular well nnd n tank furnish pure water for tho wholo outfit. An automatic wateror allows each cow to havo fresh water nil the time. Tho cow's diet is scientific nnd regular, various grains and ensilage In quantities to suit. The silo holds 200 tons of Juicy corn fodder. Machine-planted, machine-fertilized corn. Mr. Edwin Mark- CHOWI2, CALLAHAN A CO. Indianapolis News: Whcro Is Pat Crowo? He was probably on the Omaha Jury. Kansas City Journal: If Judge Raker of Omaha were on tho Kansas City bench his rebuking department would soon bo asking for a needed vacation. Milwaukee Sentinel: Just at present It would appear that the Cudahy kidnapers havo all the best of it. If thero Is a Nemesis engaged In tho case she must be taking a vacation. Chicago Tribune: Several days having elapsed without any flagrant case of kid naping, that Omaha Jury may have con cluded that all laws relating to kidnaping had become a dead letter. Minneapolis Tribune: There will be a revival of the kidnaping Industry In Omaha after tho verdict of tho Jury in the Calla han case, and Pat Crowo will bo perfectly safe In returning to town and conducting his negotiations openly hereafter. St. Paul Globe: No doubt some vulgar prejudice entered Into tho case on the part of tho Jury against Mr. Cudahy on account of his reputed wealth. On no other theory docs It seem possible to offer explanation of tbo rendering of n verdict so entirely against tho weight of evidence as to arouse the ire of the presiding Judge to tho extent which prevailed In this case. Chicago News: If tho Callahan case called for an acquittal the much stronger case against Crowe would seem to neces sitate tendering him an engrossed me morial, or. at tho very least, presenting him with a few floral tributes accompany ing n watch or gold-headed cane. Addicted as It Is, however, to dealing out Justice with a lavish and Impartial hand, It would seem that an Omaha Jury would bo prac tically unable to deal with tho man as his deserts really require. St. Paul Pioneer Press: It is quite as Important to the community that intelli gent and competent men should be chosen for Jury duty as that tho administrative offices of tho country should bo filled by n reformed civil service system. A plan which allows wretches like Callahan to bo turned loose, In tho face of any and all proof tin to their guilt, to renew their depredations on society, should at once be consigned to the lumber room of things which have outlived their usefulness or reached a harmful development. PKHSONAL, A NO OTIIKIt AVIMC. Philadelphia letter carriers will havo lighter uniforms, but no shirt waists. Vermont's "Old Homo Week," for tho visits of prodigal sons and daughters, will begin August 11. Malno's Is a week later. Chicago has a much-disregarded ordi nance requiring that tho windows of high buildings shall be so adjusted that they can bo washed from tho Inside. President I.oubct Is probably the most guarded of all living rulers,, a largo flying guard of policemen In "plain clothes" hav ing Just been formed to accompany him wherever he goes. It is said that Rockefeller, tho Standard Oil boss, nover Issues poslttvo orders to subordinates. He makes suggestions merely, but leaves action to heads of de partments, holding them strictly responsible for the consequences, boula V. Bell, tho noted Wall strcot "bull" operator, has Just sailed for Europe on a vacation tho first he has taken In twenty-six years. Ho paid $2,500 for hit sent In tho Stock exchange and sold It two weeks ago for $58,000. Following the precedent set by New Hampshire, tho legislature of Vermont has sot apart the seven days beginning Au gust 11 next as Vermont's old home week. Governor W. W. Stlckney has been made president of the association formed to pre pare plans for tho union festivities nnd to enrry them out systematically. Senator Dcpcw's opinion of the United States senato Is that it displays "an ab sence of Jobbery, an unselfish devotion to tho public service, a sincere nnd hope ful patriotism, and n hroad, eomprehen ilvo nnd statesmanlike grasp of the neres allies of tho country and the possibilities of Its development worthy of the best days f the republic." General Runh ('. Hawkins of New York City has sent to tho University of Ver mont n lot of raro documents concerning tho war of the rebellion, to bo added to tho valuablo collection of n like nature which ho gavo tho university somo tlmo ago. In the latter lot Is n copy of tho Dally Citizen of Vlcksburg, for July 2, 1S33, printed on wall paper. Mark Twain In declining a recent dinner Invitation wroto; ' I havo temporarily broken myself down with trying to do too many things and shall try to save what Is left of me by going oftly for somo months to come. I am wrecked with rheumatism these last six days, and do my bleeping by snatches In tha daytime, for I get uo reprieves from pain In tho night," ork Hun. ham Is positively not admitted. No hoes on the place. And so with all ths other farm work. Horses and machinery. The ploughcr nnd harrower "walks or rides ns ho chooses." He Is not bowed by the burden of his toll. The trees are "systematically sprayed by a system of compressed air operated by power obtained from a wagon's moving wheels, tfno man drives the team, and two other men hold tho nozzles and send tho fine spray exactly where needed." Insects and fungus diseases aro thus dealt with swiftly and easily, And now tho fruit Is ready to market, It goes to the packing house, where It Is sorted by a machluo grader Into three or four grades, It Is packed and each grado stencllrd, I.ate In the afternoon the day's collection goes by trolley to tho canning factory, tho dock or the commlsstou man. Checks come back by mall. Thrice happy Mr. Russell, thrice happy ogrlcolo, If he knows a good thing when ho has it and he does! Telephono In barn and both houses. Mr. Russell has nn office, takes dally newspa pers, studies the market reports, telephones to his commission ngont, his customers or tbo cannery, nrranges shipments and sales. Perfect scientific business. Ho keeps a set of books ''and knows at the end of each year Just how ho stands. Ho works hard, but not In tho way his father worked, lie directs tho machinery, whereas his father was tho machinery Itself! he farms with brains Instead of hands; ho rides a good saddle horse about his place, whereas his father was ridden by his work." Tho farmhouse has open fireplaces and a hot-water furnace, a modern range, a refrigerator, electric lights, pure water, a bathroom, comfortable furniture, a piano, a bicycle, pictures, now books nnd magazines. Tho boys and girls rldo to the High school for 2 cents tho round trip. Churches and amusements nro near, praised be the benefi cent trolley! There Is a dally delivery of mall, except on Sundays, nnd the carrier sells stumps nnd money orders, takes lot tern and packages and does errands. Here Is tho country with city comforts, urbs In rure. Tho boys and girls aro contented and stick to the farm. They would bo lunatics to do otherwise. Mr. Andrews calls Mr. Russell "the most Independent man in tho world," One of the longest-headed of men, too. A business farmer, well-to-do and unusually comforta ble by his mastery of really scientific farm ing. He Is a man to be proud of; and he has n right to bo proud of himself. HITS OK WASHINGTON LIKE. Semen mitl Incident Around the Nn tlonnl Cnpltnl, "How did I earn my first dollar? With a coon dog," replied Senator Stewart of Nevada to on Inqulstttvo correspondent, "When tho first railroad was built in tho United States In 1833, Senator Steward was a lively lad running about on a farm In Ohio, Coon hunting was tho fad of tho hour In his neighborhood and the future senator and millionaire had tho best coon dog In all tho country around. The fuct was well known, but the dog was the lad's most Intimate associate. He went fishing, hunting and swimming with him, roamed In tho woods with him and slept on him. The dog was Just as much infatuated with the boy as the boy with tho dog and he would not leave hl3 master any consider able length of time. When coon hunters wanted tho dog they had to take tho boy along and for that assistance of the ani mal through tho lad a considerable sum was charged and It was thus, with a coon dog, that Senator Stewart earned his first dollar. "The hardest work I ever did In my life," said Senator Stewart, "was carrying bricks. I went to work for a deacon on his farm In Ohio and beforo I left that good man's place 1 had gone deep Into the mysteries, if there aro any, of earning one's dally bread at tho limit of physical endurance. I used to havo to embrace Just as many bricks as I could carry In front of mo and then, bent over, lug them until my back seemed about to break. I did somo hard work afterward In tho mines out west, but when you ask me what was tho hardest work I ever did my mind reverts Instantly to the dear old deacon." One of tho most unlquo contributions to tho conscience fund came to the government from nn eastern city. Tho writer sent half of a number of bills whoso aggregate valuo was $8,000. He said In sending the mutilated bills that as soon as ho saw the acknowledgement of their receipt In the public prints ho would send tho rest of tho bills. Correspondents of eastorn papers wero told of the matter, and two days after the publication tho other half of each bill was received, so that they could be Joined together and redeemed. Officials of tho department say that the name "conscience fund" Is a misnomer, as thero is, as a matter of fact, no such fund. The monoy us received Is turned In with other receipts and Is subject to appropria tion and Is not kept in a separate fund. Closely akin to this class of remittances to tho government Is another class which tbo department officials believe aro prompted by cranks. These nro people who make outright gifts to tho government. During the Spanish-American war thoso wero frequent. Almost dally pensioners returned to the treasury department their warrants and asked that they bo applied to tho defense- fund. Several gifts outright of $100,000 each were received, and tho gov ernment has respected tho wishes of tho donors snd never mado their names public. Ono of tho oddest contributions ever mado to tho government came from Switzerland. Tbo sender explained that ho had lived for a number of years In tho United States and hod been uble to amass u fortune which permitted his return to Switzerland. There he had given liberally to his natlvo town, had tewarded somerlends nnd had plenty to llvo on. Ho felt ro kindly toward the government of tho United States that he sent $20,000 as a contribution toward Its support. Captain Richard P. Leary's 13-ycur-old son has Just won hla spurs In a competitive examination for admission to tho naval arademy held in Daltlmorn under tho aus pices of Representative Wachtcr. Captain I.rary will be recalled as tho wise naval commander who as governor of the Island of Guam Introduced economic, social and governmental reforms which, though some what startling In their originality, were ad mittedly the right thing to do for the ad vancement of a benighted nnd barbarous people. Young I-cory was ono of nearly 100 nmbltlous boys who accepted Representa tive Wachter's invitation to submit to a competitive examination for appointment as cadets to the Military academy at West Point und the Naval academy ut Annapolis Tho boy came out with flying honors. IU was -it tho head of tho list with a per centage several points higher than the nearest of his rivals. Representative Wachter was so pleased with his showing that ho gavo him the alternative of r.hoob ing thenaval or military cadetshlp. Young Leary s'ald he preferred to go to Annapolis. Senators Hurros of Michigan and Hanns of Ohio met In ono of tho olevators of th postofllco building yesterday, relates th Washington correspondent of tho Chlcar" Chronicle. 3enator Rurrows was acenmpr. nled by a young constituent for whom 1 was endeavoring to secure a Job. Sona'r Hurrows turned to his companion and r marked In s voice loud enough to be hcarf. Tho Change of Life 'li the most Important period in a wo man'r existence. Owing to modern methods of living, not ono vrotnan in a thousand approaches this perfectly natural change without experiencing a train of Very annoying and some times painful symptoms. Those dreadful hot flashes, sending the blood surging to tho heart until it seems ready to burst, and the faint feeling that follows, sometimes with chills, as if the heart were going to top for good, are symptoms of a dan- Mrs. iIiskie Nosui. ferous, nerrous trouble. Those hot flashes are just so many calls from nature for help. Tho nerves are cry ing out for assistance. The cry should be heeded In time. Lydla h. Pink ham's Vegetable Compound was pre pared to meet the need of woman's system at this trying period of her life. It builds up the weakened nervous system, and enables a woman to pass that grand change triumphantly. "I was a very sick woman, caused by Change of Life. I suffered with hot flushes, and fainting spells. 1 was afraid to go on the street, my head aud back troubled me so. I was entirely cured by Lydla K. Plnkham's Vegeta ble Compound." Mas. .Iknnik Nohle, 5010 lvcyscrSt., Gexiuautown. ra lly Senator Hanna; "Frank, we might nt well go back. Thero will bo nothing lefi for us when Senntor llannn gets throng) with the postmaster general." "Why, Senator Hurrows, how can you saj that?" Senator Hanna asked. "I have nevei been In this building beforo In my life." "I don't doubt that at all, senator," re. piled Rurrows, "but wo ull know thai your eloquence over the telephone is irre sistible." CIIKKHV CHAFF. naltlmnrc American: nilthcrby Curloin case of that young pensnnt girl who Is ful of needles. It seems sho Is n very commoi person. Sllthersby Yes, but she has lots of gool points. Chicago Tribune: "How do yon (jet oi with your literary work, old man?" "Oh. famously! 1 have Invented nn ex. tromely silly attitude In which to be photo graphed for tho lltcrnry periodicals nut have now only to write something." Washington Stnr: "How much docs I member of tho legislature get lu thV state?" Inquired the tourist. "Ills salnry." answered Farmer Cornto sel, "Is $3 n day. Nobody knows how mucl ho gets." Judge: "Doctor, you told mo three montli ago that If you didn't perforin an operntloi on me 1 would be n dead man In twenty four hours." , , , "Well, sir, I was wrong and I cm onl) express my great sorro'for It." " Philadelphia Press: "I never have an) trouble In making my way through I crowd," said the little boarder. "1 alwayi fall In behind some bigger man and let bin break the way for me." "How many men," sighed the phllnsopb, leal boarder, "mnke their way through lin on that same plan!" Chicago Post: "When I seo n man stnok; lug." i,nld the sweet young thing, reflect: Ively. "I always wonder If thats the besi uso ho can llnd lor his Iliis. Thero are everai ways oi i-unns U miwi or tno lonacro muni irri icim. rarlly. He sacrificed two-thirds of n gool cigar without regret. Detroit Journal: I throw physic to thi dogs. Poor dogs!" say you. nut stay! ... . , ,i In place of the physic 1 eat dog biscuit True, It Ik called health food, but men names signify nothing. Wnehll.gton StnrjT'hy do you Insist o persecuting that literary mini." Inquire) the Intimate friend. "Because." answered the eziir, I KM lonelv onco In a while nnd want to fen, that thero Is somebody else Just us scnrei and uncomfortable as I tun.' Philadelphia Press: "Pardon me." bega-i tho visitor who was anxious to li aye n fe words with tho Orent Man, "1 wish to as you what Is tho best way for me to seoiiii ''Thn'.'.." replied .he Ore,,! t Man', secretary, "and advertise Judicious!). LAMENT OK I'KtiASIS. A. J. Montague In Portland OroKUliluii. In vnln from tlm barn sounds my plteo.u In Ta'm'do I stamp with my llrcshol On the'si'iles of my stnll aro my wlngl Ohraillofirgiyto'!:i)o off over hilltops nn roofs. 1 had hoped that U. Markham might do hli WMuloV plodded"pllently. row after row In harness nheud or him. thereby, n low m A rest to tho overworked man with tin hoe. i Rut Murkham'H forgotten, nlns! all ahon He'"" become h commercial, ncqulsltlvi And ho reels off his sonnets nnd balladi without me, And closes them ojt ut $3 a yard. I believed thut Al Austin could never ie fuse me A chance to tell Krugor Diltannla musi rule, . , Hut Austin, It seems, Is unable to use' mo And tho Job Is let out to the governmea' mule. And then thero was Klpllnir, who oft.ti would mount me. And rldn over ships, love, anil armies rough shod, So boldly that men soon begun to accouiv ThoTplrlt Incarnate of somo Hindu god. Hat by and by Kipling began to get tired, And now I shall huvo no more gullopi with him; He's got p.tst tho ago when n tmin Is In spired. And Is giving his time to u heathen callel Kim. All chanco to get out for n run Is deulo me: Juit think how n hultered.up Pcgasui feels. Though other fair poets thero are wht could fide nie. They'd rather take chances with auto mobiles. GOLDEN ROD OH CO. 'ANY I'roiluei-rx of I'oel (HI In CiillfnriilH Mviirrh nl ii.OIMI Acre nt oil l.uiiilk, IM41 ."HOM'IM .TIN tth maps and full particulars, will bi 'nt you for tho asking- JOHN G. COKTJXYOIJ, Pros, tlll Dm-en port St, Omaha, Neli