Omaha Women Who Bowl with Skill and Grace AN l. inn alone Hi 'In ltiilm lit SlI'lM - (lll'l -pill I IK plCll.1 ill . i i.i ii-. iik ! ml wood K i N t Mil' euUh cm nun In. I'll I imI liy till) fl l I I Hlllllll llllJS Hill) (IllllCt) ui ll'lllli.ll ill ulll IlllMlllMtU; Imwli rs Is in. I llinl.i'ii in tiiu Utile hiii lil in which mini WOIIIU Hinge lllllllsolf. lliishaiius who used llii' lodge uxciisu Ulilll II huh (lircmlhnic n ml brought III Urn llOWIIhg toll II I it II I f II l IIH II BUbHtltUtU Wcro ii.lii.ointil with Hid nigtimcnl: "All right, Joan, I'll go v 1 1 1 a you. I hoar tlmt tiiuy 1 n itllt-yu set 11 h 1 1 1 11 especially for w jiueii liowllug's all lim luge In 1 Im 111HL ami I ion t Know or anything UjuL would null mi iih well aH engaging III Hliuli spoil I low nice II will bo. Wi' ran spend mil' evm IllgS IllgCtllOr." Ami many iliu.ilia uoinrn have made 1 In ir lilnir good. Any evening panics nl wi n diiHscd 1 1 1 1 1 1 mill women niiiy lie found In llio downtown howling alleys. Howling Iiiik heroine a rival of the theater anil llm dancing parly. A host or hostii-s who H011I1I bo up to ilali' tn iihL entertain giiesm III (UliplllH. Iniii' I iiilm ol 'I'hfir Ohm. So Interested IniM' women become In howling that they nut only IiimIhI on Hhar Ink' thi' puHiliuu with t liii r husbands ami sweethearts, hut they have orgalil.i il clubs which hi'iir no iiiam'iilliii' 11111110 on (heir incmhushlp limn. M 1 . nous groups ti r women uii'i'l ami pi di't lii fumy shots. II In uvi'ii hlutiil thai on these n.'ciislous tho necks of (lit1 tenpins ait' ailoriii'il with pink ribbons ami the balls air rilugul wlih lint cluli I'OllllH. Creek hlHloiy ami Kgyptology liao been neglected hy young women to whom (ho lliiinilcr of (hi' hallH In Hid IiiiIIiiw alloys ami tho click or lliu 1 11 11 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 k pins Ih sweeter iiiiihIi' 1 hull (he snug of the Hphlux. 'I ho wildest of ragtime 1 1 1 1 1 K 1 1- IioIiIh no fiihi'liiatliin for thi Hi) 11 1 thai Iiiih been stirred hy I In' rumbling hall thai lands Hipiari'ly ngaliiHl (ho picket pi it anil calls forth 'Htiiko" (kiiii (ho Hiiiall liny who IioIiIh tho spongo ami I'liaii'iialH tho scoro shoot. Tho A. (). T. cliih Ih the most actlvo nrgiiiil.ntlnu among tho women IiowIcih ot Iho illy. II iikoIh every wi'cl at (ho .M 1-1 to 1 ui 1 1 1 11 1 1 cluli ami iiuuilii'iH 11 iiidiik I(h uii'iiihi'iH many of tho most dK 1 1 1 fu I players In tho city. MyHlcry miitouihIh tho chili. Tho meaning or tho magic letters which make (ho chili name Ih Known only lo tho Initiated. Several otliei- less roruial wnniaii'H howl ing nrgonUutlniiH al.su iihc the alleys at tho Mclmpollliiu cluli. Tlie Omaha club Ih rreiiueiitly Kay with the bright cohIuiiich of woliicii howlers Many of (ho JoIIIchI bowl ing piil'tleH III (luialia ale given la Iho private alley at the S A. Mi Whin ler icsl ilelice on South Tweuly-ullith Htreet. Women have not tho strength necessary for tho tihotH that play havoc with the wooilen men to the tune of 27'J out of a pns Hlhle 3WI. Tho 27-lnoh liallH iihciI hy (he sharks whoso mimes are ehalKeil each wcolc 1111 tint blackboards at the downtown alloys are ton heavy for women playern. Tho Inrgrst IiiiIIb weigh eighteen poiimlH, and iiiiiHt women find thai Iho elght-pouml and An I V 1 Travelers Telegraph When Spoke reached a telegraph wne after discovering the Victoria Nyaimi ho sent Iho laconic message. "The Nile Is settled." )r. Sven lleillu wiih aliutHt equally terse, a few iiiunlliH ago, when ho an nounced (he solution of a vexed geograph ical problem. "The l.oh-nor question Is solved," he telegraphed. The details or IiIh InlcrcHtlng discovery have recently reached Snellen, relates tin New York Sun. Ills evidence shows that he has cleared up a mystery Hint had pu..led geographers. Old Chinese maps or Turkestan show a large salt lake among the Hand wantes tit r t li or the giant Altyn-lag range which tonus tho northern boundary or Tibet. II rieelves (lie waters or (he Tarim river and other streams, or all thai Is left after the" have How ed hundreds of miles through desert sands. It Is Lake l.ob, or l.ob-uor, iih Hie nallvi'H call It. the word "nor," meaning lake. In ISTii the Hussion exploier, I'rJevalHky. was the llrsl while traveler lo reach l.ob nor He found It considerably south of thf position unsigned to by the Chinese ami attllhiited Hie fact lo (he Inaccuracy of tho Chinese maps. This view was acrcptid until after I)r lledln visited the lake In 1M5 and returned homo with another theory which he sup ported with a series or nine maps o( I he lake. Including (hose or I'rjcvnlsky and bit own Chinese charts, one dating as far back ns 1720. These maps showed thai the Chinese had assigned different positions to the lake at various times, these positions lying approximately in a north and south direction. I'rJevalHky showed II south of all the locations marked on (ho Chinese charts, hut when lledln visit ml the lake ho found l'rjevnlsky's Uib-nor represented only by narrow basins In which the water was only eight Inches deep, with a good deal of maisb, while the main body of wider was further north Tho attainments of the Chinese iih cartographers entitle them lo rospeet. mid lledln reached tho conclusion that all these nine uiapH showed tho posl ' fln'fli.V I New ten pound balls are as heavy iih they care to use At lenpliiH .Mrs l'"red King Ih iiiio of the most Hliccessful woiiiiiu players In the city. She has frequently scored I." 1). Mrs. Herman IIchcIIii Is an iiilept at seven-up. and has n Heine or ill to her credit. Miss Laura tinel Is one or the most skillful players among the members or tho A. (). T. club. Mrs. Hugo II. llramlclH Is also one or 1 he HiirccHirul bowlers who belong in IliM organi zation. Tenpins, ninepins, seven up, sevcii-up, cocked hat ami four-back are the games Hull are must popular with MltS. Omaha women. Hair a hun dred other games are played occasionally. A glance at tho list ot gnniei shows that tlielr names are varied enough to lit all occaHlous. The opinion prevails among people who are not up In bowling lore that tenpins and nllicplns are (he only games thai are played III alleys. Prciiuently Iho Hus ton game and Philadelphia game are being played In adjoining alleys. Cocked hat while elephant and plu pool often ( ipele for (he attention of the Hpeclators. (ilea Island Newport iinmcH of two new games. liiiini'M 1 1 i-i I r I u. sum. A papular game with the younger set "college" game. Three plm are used. In a line parallel to tho alloy, player Is called Hie picket, Hie and the third Is the king. To knock down (he king ami the The pin center plu More a head wit the picket. Another popular game Is 1 ailed hamburger. Results Briefly Hull of the lake, at various epochs, with approximate accuiacy; that, in fact, the lake Is not stationary, hut within the past two (cntutics It has moved about forty miles to Iho south and Is now moving north again. This theory was received by Russian geographers with much hilarity. They pinned their faith to tho accuracy of I'rjo valsky and accepted his view that Iho Chi nese churls were untrustworthy. Tho ques tion was particularly Interesting because It Involved u dllTcicncc of opinion among ex perls who had been on the ground, both tho Russian ami tho Swedish explorers being known as men or high selrutllle at lalninc tits One or the purposes of the present visit of lledln (o Chinese Turkestan was to seek for a solution of the l.oh-nor problem. Ac cording to his report, which seems conclu sive, lie has found It a considerable dis tance lo tho north of the original position of tho lake. He has discovered tho original bed of tho lake as It Is marked on the Chinese maps or the eighteenth century. It took him twelve hours to cross the old lake bed, which consists or horizontal layers of mud banks In which thre are millions of shells of salt water mussels, showing that this sterile ground once teemed with life. Around the edges of the lake bed are Halt formal Ions and dead forests and on parts of tho ancient border of the lake ho found tho ruins of wooden houses and temples that had probably been dovoled to tho worship of Hnddlia. Ho concludes that the basin discovered by 1'rjevalsky Is a quite modern formation and that. In ract. tho lake can be assigned to no llxed position for any great length of time. Iledln'H explanat'on of the migration of this large lake Is Interesting. He says that vnst quantities of dust and sand are driven west by the prevailing east winds and spread over the surfaco In this lake region. The Tarim nnd other rivers also bring down matter In suspension and deposit tho mud In tho reservoir district. The resul! Is tlm' tho region where the waters accumulate the is called They are the set nearest the Is the head bowler must limit upsetting MISS (IMIITZ Tills Is now praellcally on a dead level and II 10 quires only (he formation of mud Hats or sand dunes a lltde above tho general level to change tho position or the main water receptacle, which seems to oscillate lo th south and then back lo the north. Considering (he run (hid (he Russians enjoyed at lledln's expense, It is perhaps natural that he should Indulge In a little Jubilation. "This discovery," he writes, "Ulled me with joy." Those Russian gccri.phers who still maintain Unit I'rJeval Hky was right may say what they please. Their arguments to the contrary cannot do away with the plain Tacts as I have seen them." Century Beatitudes Ameiicnu Investments vouches for tho following modern version: lilts led is the merciful hanker, for ho Increascth his shares In the bank of heaven. Hlesscd Ih the one that Is inn "in tho hwim," for he shall run no risk of being Orowntd. Hlesscd is the man that ralst'lh angora goats, for lit shall have mohair than ho can chew. Hlesscd Ih the man that ktcpoth his temper, for he shall have tho laugh on tho other fellow. Hlesscd is tlie man that kuoncth (hit wheio It Is folly to be blissful it Is Ig norance to bo wlso. Hlesscd Is 1 he man that siugelh Hat, for ho shall never be embarrassed singing to a largo ciowd. Hlesscd Is the man tlmt llvith In a thatched cottage, for he shall not bo required 10 pay any plumber bllU. Hlesscd Is the man that ovvuetli but 0110 shirt, for he shall not bo requlrtd to hire a policeman to watch the clothesline. Hlchscil Is tho man that Is mil "brutally honest," ror he runneth no danger of making a slip and defrauding his neighbor. Hlesscd is the man that lcavolh not hU religious duty to his wife, for ho shall escape being roughly tumbled In tho day of Judgment. HlcsBcd Is the man that rrslsteth tho temptations of evading usury, for his mull garments will bo pure whlto nnd his wlng long In the kingdom that U to come, has boon the Inspiration for several Dutch lunch par t ch, ai whn h hamburger steak wan served, to bring the icfri slimenis inio haruiouy with the sport. The Ki Louis game was leccliily llltiodtlced In Omaha, iiiid ih tin ink with lloHtou. Philadelphia and other tt If Mm the novelty or the new ly-lnvelitcd games hooii wears olf ami the bowlers fall back on the old re liable tenpins or their fathers York's Police Chief I'oloiiel Michael C. Murphy, the new cuiiitnissloncr of polnc for New York, Is one of the most remarkable men 111 the Horld, reports a correspondent of the Chicago Tluies-llerald. Kor twelve years he has never lasted rood or drink, ami there Is 110 prospect or his doing so fur il,,. 1 1 si of his natural life. All the nourishment he lakes is mi in 1 11 1st 1 red through a silver lube inserted just iiIiiim the Hiomaih Into the esophagus, or natural 1 mini by which nuMltlve substances are cairlcil Into the siouiach. l-'or Commis sioner Murphy Hie de lights of gustatory sen sation and the nrlilt Ye menis of gastrononilcal art ale mere shadowy inemorlis of an lrreo inble past. Twelve years ago Mr. Murphy was a prosper ( us pot) I lan. who liked Ins meals to come rcgu laily in quantity ami In quality. lie was a hearty cater, ami his Height oscillated close to the 210-pound mark. Ho was suddenly at tacked with an acute stomach (rouble and ul cers broke out on the 'inlng of the esophagus. T MKTItOI'OI.ITW IIAI.I,. How Francis Joseph Entertains at Dinner A guest at tho Imperial table ot Francis Joseph, at Hilda-rest, at his nnclenl Of on castle, has given the Vienna correspondent of tho London Cliiouiclo an Interesting ac count of his Impressions there. Tho guests, says he, are coidlally received In tho m.ig nlllcenlly dcorated saloon hy the grand marshal, Count Apponyl, and tho grand stovvard of tho household, l'rlnco l.olchten stelu. A few minutes before the dinner hour ot 0 the emperor's adjutant general, Count I'aar, appears and tho guests at once form a double lino, as tho emperor almost Immediately follows his adjutant. As the folding doors are widely thrown open and tho mo'iaieh is been on tho threshold tho guests salulo him with n deep obeisance. Ho nddro.-ses a row pleasant words to the most distinguished persons present and passes into the great dining room, follow oil hy his visitors, each of whom has received previous notice of his place at the table. Throo gigantic lusters, with hundicds of electric lights, shlno upon tho long dining (able below and aro rellected a thousand times In the silver plates and tho batterlen of glasses assigned to each cover. Thoro aro three enormous bouquets, ach Mower helug a inastorpicco of ornamental garden ing. Tho guests Introduce themselves to their nearest nolghbors nnd tho dinner com mences. At the back of each chair stands a foot man In gorgeous livery. The dishes and iho wines nio princely, but the boiled beef, tho standard Austrian household dish, is also present, cut in templing slices, and Its appearance at onco Imparts n homely fool ing lo the assembled guests. Tho Rhino wines ore exquisite for the emperor's vis itors and conversation never falls under their inlluence, hut becomes so animated that it reaches tho third or fourth neigh bor The emperor converses with those near him. ho often smiles ond sometimes laughs aloud ot some observation. Though tho guests do not forgot for a moment that their monarch Is present, they havo always When the ulcers healed It was found that the cicatrix of one of them caused n stric ture of the canal by which the act of de glutition was made Impossible. ' Kmlnclit New York physb Inns wcie called In. Al llrsi they directed their elforts to preventing their patient from dying by Ini medlnto htarvatlon. They nourished liilii by Injections of meat extracts Into his Intes tines, and at the same lime tried how Inac tivity would act 011 the sioina di. l-'or two months Mr. Murphy gave Ills beloved di gester a rest. The organ was washed out every day by means of a ht itu.ii'h pump." While this process was going on tho colonel was safely guanled fiom the eight of food, so as not to add mental torment (o his physical sutteiiugs. When the satiny coatH of the stomach were restorid to their normally healthy statu the doctois decided that they would try to furnish their patient with an artlll clal mouth. To that end (hey made a small Incision lulu (he breast nbi.v Hi stomach line, penetrating Hi' cm phagn.-. Thiotlgli this they Inserted a sll.cr lulu Mid fed Mr. Murphy by pouring rood in liquid form Into the esophagus by means 01 a funnel applied to the free end of the tube. When he began to take his meals" ' in this way Mr. Murphy had 1 tin dmwi rrom his 210 pounds of well-fed body to sixty pounds of "as uinntei estlng skin and bone as you'd llml In a dime museum," to mo llis own words. Hy the new process of nourishment t in patient added thirty pounds lo his weight, hut he has never risen ulnae that auu.uni of avoirdupois. Students of psychology who have examined him point to this f.iei to prove that tho mind has a gteat Inllu enco on the rat-producing functions and that the pleasures of gustation facllltaie the piocess or alimentation. Others say II t is because artlllclal methods of preparing Iho food can never lake the place of sali vation and mastication peculiar to the mouth. Whichever of these opinions is the true one, Mr. Murphy has no( iigaimd his former rotundity. lie can enjoy h h cigars, but that Is about all the use hi has Tor his powers of the palalc. Ills abnormal systini of life has nut pie ented the commissioner fiom Inking an actlvo part In the al'lalis of the I own. lb has served in several olllccs. aim ng thein thai of president or the Hoar I or Health, which he was occupying when (allnl to th headship ot the police force. He came to this country from It eland in lsDO ami learned (he printer's trade. in lMll he was JliBt 21 years old and Joined the army of the north, In which he won a col melt y In what was known as the "Irish Legion." For thlrty-IUo years he 1i;ih been more or k"S prominent In New York politics, an 1 has been a Tammany man of note and in tltiom e. Wake it Up" HusMc, agid I, had been sitting in a cramped position for some time playing with her doll. Hy and by, when sho at tempted to get up, she dropped back on tho lloor and exclaimed: "Oh, mamma, my Toot's asleep! Won't yon ring the br. ak fast bell, please, ami wake II up'" Iho pleasant feeling that ho Is their cordial host. A packet of the famous court hou lions Is t'lven to each guest; ho leaves his card at his place ami he tlinls a packet In his overcoat when he takes his departure. At tho conclusion of dinner the emperor leads tho way to the ante-room, now con verted Into a smoking loom. The Icalser . Is tho first who lights a cigar, not as be fore, a Virginia, but this time a light Havana. After smoking and general con versation tho guests form In a half eiirlo and the emperor has a kind or encouraging word Tor every 0110 there. At 8:30 tho guests disperse. Quickly Disposed Of Richmond Dispatch Agen'-l am nn ex pert machinist, madam, and calhd to see If you had any sewing machines In th house that you wished to have repaired. Sharp-featured 1'emale Indeed! So you're looking for n breach of promise suit, are you? Agent I don't quite understand you. Sharp-featured l-'eniale Don't, eh? Well, 1 happen to be the only sewing ma 1 11 In this house, and as I'm n widow as well, I've got the right to look upon your re mark as a proposal. A gleam or comprehension Hashed across tho ngent's face, and with one glnnco at tho "machine" he skipped. Would Not Stop Detroit Journal: Juno, (he ox-cytd qim-n of Olympus, Insisted Dial it would iiri.nnU mako talk. "Why," exclaimed she. Imjirnnl "since those outre vvel weather skirM m In you've hardly slopped ruining I n . enough to take vour meals n iuall ' Jllplter l'lUViUH, thus nddri used ,iff ' d lo lough, hut Inwardly he was utllo'-d with much disquietude by reufc-n f the Jealous watchfulness of his beaunful wife