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(tiihIi of Mils ittid wreck of appropriations that Omuliii branch mint ncciuh to have been Ninothered. Tho United States senate hereafter can put In Its time dhieusslnc; soniethlhK else than "it resolution by Mr. Petti Krow." Ma loll lias assumed the leonine Just to show Unit the lamblike aspect of his entrance didn't comprisu Ills whole repertory. Tho river and harbor bill failed to become a law and navigation on the Puplo must struggle along for another year npilust present adverse conditions. The lire at the Nebraska state prison calls attention to the fact that Iowa has a penitentiary to let. And Iowa Is also one of the banner republican states of the union. Pat Crowe's epistolary efforts bid fair to overshadow bis imitation of Br'er Hahblt. It must be remembered also that when ltr'er Itabbit was lying low he was saying nothing. Nebraska's delegates to the Denver convention must bear in mind that Omaha Is anxious to entertain the cat tle men at their next session. Any sort of promise will be redeemed. Treasurer I leanings' showing of col lections made of delinquent personal taxes is ample justlllcatlon of the meth ods pursued. Ills determination to carry out the work entrusted to him Is commendable. Nebraska's presence at Washington Is another assurance to our eastern friends that we have Joined again the proces sion made up under the banner of sound money and business principles in public and private affairs. Hrltlsh attempts to corner General Dowet are much like tho efforts to lo onto the elusive ball under the shell, .lust when they are certain they have him tho raider turns up In some other part of the country. Senator Allen Is now the only populist member of the tipper house of congress and he will retire as soon as the Ne braska legislature performs Its work or on the adjournment of the legislature, tdtuuld they fall to elect. Pat Crowo may never have taken time during his busy career to cultivate bis literary abilities, but he is certainly making up for lost time during his present retirement. As a letter writer he is Interesting if not elegant. Tho inaugural ceremonies at Wash ington give no encouragement to the Nebraska man who swore that he would not cut his hair until Bryan was president. The breezes have a life con tract of toying with his tresses. St. Louis hns Its appropriation secure and It now becomes the Mlssourlans to show tho world what they can ac complish. Mlssourlans have Insisted upon other people showing them for so long that they can expect a critical lot of visitors. The member from the Second No braskti has this consolation; lie may again offer tho bill for the establish ment of a branch mint of tho United States at Omaha, and get quite as much advertising out of It as he did the llrst time. That referendum on tho tax rpwftl0" 1h coming tho school board's way, Hut tho result of the vote cannot alter tho met tnat me system in vogue is essen tlally wrong and must be changed. Dl vlded responsibility for tax levies Is a source of continual trouble and dlssatls faction. Yesterday was the tlrst inauguration Blnco 18S1 In which drover Cleveland was not a participant niul McKlnley is the llrst president since (!rant to suc ceed himself. While this is a great compliment, McKlnley has been a great president and merited the honors con fonvd upon him, THB lXAUOflUti AMUIK88. The Inaugural address of the president of the Tnlted States Is simply a state ment of what the chief executive of the nation conceives to be the duties and the obligations of the government during the next four years of Ids administra tion, livery citizen who reads tho statement of President McKlnley will understand without (ualillcatlon the policy ami aim of the government with respect to all the questions that are now engaging public attention. It Is the policy, as outlined in his address, lo do everything possible to perfect as far as can be the establish ment of civil government everywhere and not to exclude It from any terri tory anywhere. In the opinion of the president It is the duty of the govern ment to maintain Its power where It now exists and to establish It with such guaranties that will enable It to assert Its powers without question In the future. The absolute Idea expressed In the message Is that the authority of the I'tilted States must be recognized In every land and particularly In Cuba. Tho Idea conveyed Is that the Cuban people, having gained the privileges they enlo.v by reason of the Intervention of the Tnlted States, are In duty bound lo recognize the obligations and respon sibilities of this government and to make some concessions therefor. The Idea is that there must lie permanent peace, and In order to secure that there must be a certain power on the part of the United States to secure peace. We do not think that there can be any doubt of the fairness or Justice of this proposition. In the opinion of the president It Is the guaranty of per manent peace. In recrard to other matters, the Inau gural address Is essentially conservative, perhnps more so than tho people gen erally could have desired. For ex ample, there was rather more to be expected than the president had to say about our' foreign obligations, but It Is easy to Understand that under the cir cumstances he should have deemed It wise to conllne himself to the consid eration of domestic a (Talis. The Inaugural address will commend Itself to the American people as a calm. Judicious and wise presentation of the principles and policies of the administration and as an assurance that the course to be pursued will be In accord with the well-established policy of the nation. WOllK OF COXdKESS. During the last three days the Ameri can people were given a most remark able spectacle of legislation under high pressure. When the short session of congress met last December it laid before it a certain allotted task, the main feature of which was to provide means for the continuation of the United States government along the lines marked out by the president and his advlsers.and approved by the people. Other things were set down for con sideration, but they were subsidiary to the great questions involved In tho relations of this country to its Island possessions, the solution of certain questions growing out of the war and the passage of the big appropriation bills. It was probably too soon after a heated campaign to expect these ques tlons, which had boon debated with much rancor by the partisans, to be soberly considered by the members of the congress. At any rate, the llrst two months were spent in debate more or less fruitless, while the committees were at work shaping the legislation that was to be enacted. When the end of congress was In sight practically nothing had been accomplished beyond a formulation by tho supporters of the administration of the action to be had upon the main question and a deter mination on the part of the opposition to prevent if possible any action that would solve the vexed problems and to hamper In every way available the president and his advisers. This was the outlook at the begin ning of l'Y'bcuary. when It seemed al most certain that an extraordinary session of the congress would have to be convened to secure the action needed. It was here that the republican leader ship In the house and senate made Itself felt. During the last four weeks congress has provided for tho main tenance of tho army at Its present tlgure, has strengthened tho president's position as to the Philippines, has an nounced the attitude of this country toward Cuba as a free and Independent nation, has passed a bill reducing the Income from the war revenue by 11,- 000,000 and has provided for carry- lug on all tho functions of the govern ment. Much of this mass of work was not llnally settled until the last week, but It was settled. Congress has already redeemed as far as possible the pledges made during the last campaign, and can be relied upon to carry out all others in good season. HIVKH AXl) IIAlUIOll III 1,1 t I'AU.S. All of the appropriations bills, with the exception of that for livers and harbors, were passed by congress and signed by the president before the ses sion closed. The failure of this bill to become a law Is In some respects un fortunate, but It Is not entirely evil. The measure contained provisions for carrying on much work that Is valuable to the country, which may. In fact, be classed as necessary. I.Ike practically all of Its predecessors, however, it had been loaded down with provisions for devoting public money to projects which have no other purpose than mak ing some congressman or senator pop ular with his constituents. The com mon name for tills class of Items Is "pork" and no bill of recent years has contained so many of these objection able provisions. After the bill had been pruned and millions lopped olT It still carried tho enormous total of $AO,ooo, 000. On top of tho largo appropriations already made for other purposes and tho reduction in revenue made by an other bill, the voting of such a large sum was utterly Inexcusable. If the "pork" had been eliminated from the bill $'-'0,000,000, or f-'O.OOO.OOO at the outside, would cover the legiti mate expenditures for this class of work and the projects enumerated by the appropriation would have been legitimate matters for public expendi ture, works from which the public would derive benefits commensurate with the outlay. The framing of such a bill, however, was an Impossibility under the conditions. Those members who demanded something for their own district made "pork" a condition pre cedent for their vote to pass the nieirS' tire. Hy the time all had been satlslled the bill had grown to monster propor tion. The votes were secured to pass the measure, but a determined opposi tion rendered it Impossible to secure a vote on the conference report. It Is a shame that the necessities of the coun try should thus be traded In by con gressmen and senators. Projects of far-reaching importance must be de layed or defeated entirely In order to prevent the appropriation grabbers, whose highest Idea of statesmanship Is to secure the passage of some measure which will gratify the pride or put money Into the pocket of their constitu ents, regardless of the legitimacy or Importance of the project. This is not the llrst time that (lie greed of congressional grafters lias de feated the river and harbor bill and, while those Interested In legitimate Works of a public nature will be disap pointed and the public discommoded, Its defeat Is the most certain method of preventing such shtmu'lcss grabs in the future. If legitimate works cannot be done under the authority of congress without paying tribute In the shape of appropriations for Pumpkin creek, Slack Water Inlet and a thousand and one other ridiculous projects it is time the people of the country knew who the men are who are responsible for this condition. Possibly with the knowledge Will come tho determination lo leave this class of congressmen and senators at home. During the closing hours of the session several members of both houses, have felt called Upon to defend themselves from the charge that un worthy motives of tills kind have lullu enced them. Some of the denials may bo worthy of credence, but In other, nnd most of the cases, tho probability Is that the Justice of tho charge was the thing which pinched. If the bill was a legitimate one no congressman would have been under the necessity or felt called upon lo deny hl3 responsibility for any portion of It. IXTUltEST IX PAVIXO Ml.l.. Among tho several bills now before the legislature referring to Omaha local affairs there Is none In which public In terest Is more vitally concerned than that which provides for the method of procedure In the matter of street Im provements. Omaha has had a costly experience with laws dslgned to facil itate the construction of thoroughfares, and has In a very largo measure devel oped all possible complications that may arise in such connection. The 1)111 now pending Is a compromise measure, embodying the best features of two original measures designed one to give the city authorities ample scope and full protection and the other drawn to con serve the Interest of the property owner. The consolidation of these bills has resulted In a measure which It is believed gives to the parties at Interest all the protection that equity demands and yet opens the way to the immediate' Improvement of a number of streets that have long needed attention. Aside from the legislative aspect, tho private Interest In the measure Is great Just at present. Several sections of Omaha are aroused Just now over tho need of street Improvement, and nro only waiting the action of the legisla ture to proceed with a lot of curbing, guttering and paving. Jf they are given a charter provision under which the work can be done It Is reasonably cer tain that the coming summer will see several miles of paved streets added to Omaha's already long list. Another big mining deal has Just been brought to a conclusion In the Black Hills, emphasizing the remarks made by The Heo a few days since, In calling at tention to tho material progress of tho wonderful Dakota mining region. He markablo strides have been made In the milling industry In that section during the last few years, all tho more so for the reason that they haVo been carried on without any particular flourish of trumpets. Omaha Is vitally Interested In that region, and should see to it that rivals who are now making most earnest efforts to capture tho business do not succeed in disturbing tho close com mercial relations that have so long ex isted between tho tSate City and the mining centers of tho Black Hills. I'or fear that some one might harbor a suspicion that the election of Senator Clark of Montana was not the sponta neous outburst of a population which was yearning to have him represent them In the upper branch of the na tional congress, the popoeratle lieu tenant governor telegraphed to Senator I'rye. After the record made in his tlrst attempt to gain a seat In the sen ate the members of that body might be excused for harboring such a suspicion, but that telegram will settle the business-. The (Jrand Army veterans who marched as the personal escort of the president In the Inaugural parade lack the 11 rm step which characteiized the veterans who tramped down Pennsyl vania avenue In the memorable grand review at I he close of the war. The great leaders who reviewed that column are all gone to their last reward. It was llttlng that these veterans should have tho place of honor, for tho In aguratlons are few at which any of them will march, St. Louis Is to be congratulated on having pulled that world's fair appro priation out of the tire Into which Sen ator Tillman had shoved Ir. The assist- ajice of the ireneral government In niak- lug the Loulalutia purchase celebration a success will bo appreciated by the en tire west. KfTct't ut American Hole. Philadelphia Itecord. Ono thing the Cubans must set down o the credit of the Americans the Inlter h.we o reduced the death rate In Havana that tho Cuban capital Is quite ns healthful as the avcrngo of American cities In tho same latitude. I'llllllNOpIl' tills H SIllMV. Baltimore American. The Chicago professor's diatribe against society girls as wives need cause uo worry There are plenty of charming girls In so ciety, and Cupid Is not In the hnblt of going to the colleges for advice. Dry old philosophy versus n pair of bright ryes has little chance of winning tho nrgiiment. Noui'Msiiry Fiiotor In Wnr. New York Tribune. The Hrltlsh War department at.Ua for the enormous sum of 2,000,000 for tcmoituts. Many centuries have passed since Job spoke of the thunder ullh which tho neck of the battle charger of his time was clothed when he went on to meet the armed men and was not affrighted, hut even now In tho era of tho automobile and the bicycle the horse Is by no means obsolete In arts of war or of peace. Ciii-IiinIi.v of l.m ihmKIiik. Now York Sun. Sonic curious Items In tho annual defi ciency appropriation bill this year: "For suppiessdng the slave trade. $10S.!0. "For headstbnes for graves of soldiers, $1.13. "For operating snagbonts on the Ohio river, $0.22." The last appropriation of the three Is probably tli6 smallest voted by tho Fifty sixth congiess. The snaghoat deficiency appropriation of 22 cents passed without an objecting voice. Some ltrtininiH for Tlimiltf iilnow. Minneapolis Times. Tho concurrence of tho house In the senato amendments to the nrtuy bill, In cluding tho Cuban and Philippine amend ments, obviates tho necessity for nu extra session and the Fifty-seventh congress will have time to glvo prnyerful consider ation to tho orrois of Its predecessor be fore taking up tho burdens of law-making. Tho country, too, will enjoy n much-needed rest. Tho contemplation of the reckless extravagance, nnd Incompetence which has given the present congress an unsavory dis tinction Is unpleasant and a surcease of that sort of thing will be welcomed. Tho coun try will turn gladly to tho pomp nnd festivi ties of Inauguration day and will hope that tho Fifty'sevcnth congress will limn learned wisdom when It shall assemble In regular session In December. Fund for (iencrnl llpnry'M Wldorr. Philadelphia Ledger. Very quietly nnd without any parndo or public clamor the fund for the relief of tho widow of General day V. Henry has been raised nnil handed over to her. When Oenerul Heury died, In October, lSO'J, nn effort was made to procuro from .cougress a pension tor his widow that would bo a suitable recognition of his services to his country nnd would keep her from want, but it was found that opposition would bo had to such a measure, and there would be trouble In passing It through congress, so a number of General Henry's friends and admirers formed n committee to raise a special fund for Mrs. Henry, and so well did this commlttoo do Its work that within a year It raised the sum of nearly $20,000. After deducting tho amount of some uoccs sary expenses tho balance, amounting to $10,-168.90, was securely Invested and the certificates handed over to Mrs. Henry. It was a grateful way of acknowledging a hero's sorvleri. mid tho quick, quiet, suc cessful accomplishment of tho enterprise reflects credit upon tho willing contributors, ns well as Upon the. hard-working com mlttco. t'lpr, ClKiir nnil Clmirrl te. New York Tribune. In tho brink rivalry which hns been kept up for yearn between tho cigarette on ono side nnd the combined forces of tho cigar nnd the pipe on tho other, tho clgurctto has bicn assailed so fiercely by tho legislatures of ho many ututcu and by the local uuthorl tles of so many cities and villages that It seems to ho losing ground from ono end of this country to tho other. Hut tobacco growers nnd tobacco dcalera do not seem to bo seriously alarmed, They aro Inclined to bellovo that If tho.demand for the manu factured product In ono form falls off, tho Increased uso of tho leaf In othor ways will fully compensate for the loss. Were It pos slblo to wenn the race from Its worldwldo fondness for tobacco as It probably ncer will bo what would take Its pluoo as a Folaco for loisuro hours or a source of reve nue to governments? And yet It may bo remembered that no cigars wero served at Alexander's famous feasts and that tho Homan senato never had nn opportunity to rnlso money for tho republic or tho emplro by duties or taxes on tho odorous weed now so well known nnd so lucrative In tho col lection of Imposts In every quarter of the globe. WAll ON TIIK ONIOX. CriiNiiilo of SrrloiiK 1'iisnllillltli-H Stnrtnl In Knti-rn CMex. Now York Press, la tho course of tholr progress toward tho stato of perfection sought for by our great railways thoy havo fought nnd over come many old prejudices, introduced countlesc Innovations (particularly that powerful antl-narcollc, tho upper borth) and succoeded In making tho average busi ness man feel that he might as welt be In his hom-, shop or office. They have abol ished time, distances, tho train-boy nnd the loud-voiced, jargon-mumbling brnkeman. And now they nrb about lo abolish tho onion. The anti-onion crusndc Is directed against onions as food (particularly when euten law), nnd thus iar only two cities have been attacked by the autl-onlon microbe, these being Chicago and Syracuse. In tho fonicr city tho effects first havo been felt hy the conductors of the Chicago City railway, to whom the following ordor has just been Issued: "Anv conductor In whoso breath Is detectod the odor of onions while on duty will bo taken from his car and suspended or discharged." In Syracuso n potltlon Is being circulated by tho wompn of the cl y asking the Hapld Trnnslt company to mal.o a rulo prohibiting tho street car conductors from eating onions. Thcso two Instances go to show that In tho course of tlmo pot only the Chicago public nnd the sensltlvo society women of Syrncuso, but also tho great rallwny travel ing public will bo free from having onion odors handed back (so to speak) with their tickets and their change. Perhaps tho con ductors of Chicago and Syracuso aro a dif ferent class from those of New York. Wo can recall Instances when wo have received nbuso nnd short chnngo from Now York conductors, but never tho odor o" onions. Pafiengers, however, have boen ktiown, nui that frequently, to dlsrtmincto tho odor of this healthful vegctnble. Now. In the onlonleas conductor millennium sought for by tho sonelllvo Ohlcngoans nnd tho society women of Syracuse, where does the onion fating pnssengor como In? And how Is ho to be treated? Will tho cars stop for him? Will the onion-abjuring conductor refuse to allow him to rldo? Or will the railway companlefi run ''onion-caters' " cars .'or him? Before th Chicago officials aud tho society women of Syracuse go too far In this matter they Bhould consider the ques tloa from' this point of view. Where's the use of living In the land of the free and the home of the brave If you can't ca onions? Deadlock in Nebraska Chicago An extraordinary situation has been de veloping In the Nebraska stato legislature, whero for days tho fight ovet the election of Culled States scnati rs has been waged with Int-nse feeling. After having tried In vain to bring matters to n satisfactory conclusion by n caucus of the republican members, who are in the majority, more than thirty Joint ballots have been taken In the legislature without result. The re publican voles have been scattered among a dozen candidates, while to make matters merrier tho fuslonlsts, with half n dozen candidates of their own, have bum com plimenting William V. Allen nnd others with the party vote for both the long nnd the ehort terms. Tho reason for the deadlock Is ascrlb?d primarily to the strength of tho contend ing Inlluefices being brought to bear upon tho legislature from outside sources. D. 15. Thompson, who Is alleged to be the pre ferred candidate for tho 1). & M. rallroud nnd to bo receiving nil the support which that corporation and Its lobby can bring to bear, Is In the lead for the short term, hut hU success H prevented by tho attltti lo movi.m; ui T OF CHIN A. Timely Action In Cuttlim I.iiiiki- from liiterniitltiiiiil Looter. Chicago Tlines-llerald. It Is a gratifying piece of news that Gen eral Chaffee Iibh been ordered to reduce tho force In China to a mere legation guard of two companies. There is no longer any reason why nn American army, even a small one of 1.S00 men, should be retained In tho country. The foreign soldiers upon Held service thero today are marauders. They nro not acting under n declaration of wnr, they lire not acting from necessity. Thoy nreslmply preying upon n peaceful people, murdering them, levying blnekmall upon them or robbing them outright. For a long time now the American troops have had no part lu this horrible nnd desplcoJo business. They were put under a severe discipline Immediately after the common looting of Pekln, and tho conduct of tholr general has been wholly ndmlrnble. Ho Is a true soldier, not a bandit, a man of honor nnd a humane man. Ho protested against Waldcrseo's bloody policy to tho count himself, nnd ho has held from the first that with tho rescue of tho lcgatloncrs nnd tholr protection the legitimate work of tho I'ekln expedition was done. Tho order which he received from Washington not to take part lu tho proposed rnld on SI Nnn Fu was In entire consonance with his own feelings on the subject. Wo may well tnke prldo In biicIi a cred itable representative and call upon him ns a powerful witness to tho soundness of the policy which tho government Is now car rying out. If subsequently our Interests should bo Jeopardized, If tho robbers should tnko to dividing tho spoil on a grand scnlo nnd to quarreling among themselves, thero will be this thought to satisfy us namely, that eighteen men would bo as good as 1.800 for tho emergency. Thero Is no power of them nil which Is now half way prepared for such an Issue which would roqutro tho services of hundreds of thou sands of fighting men beforo It was de cided. Hut the probabilities are that tho nllle3 will continue to avoid the dangerous sub ject of partition nnd that there will bo nn oven adjustment between Japan and tho western powors. Any way wo look at tho matter we hnvo nothing to gain by keeping nn army at tho capital, while It Is certain that n general withdrawal of tho military would have a most beneficial effect. Wc uro setting n good example, even If It should not bo followed by others. DIlAl.l.Vti WITH CtlllA. Indtnnapolls Press: Tho next tlmo Cuba "goes up against" philanthropy such as that which Induced the United States to go to war with Spain sho will probably rolled that it Is very, very hard for tho philan thropist to let go of what promises to bo a good thing. Chicago Chronicle: So Cuba, llko tho Philippines, will probably becomo more tranquil ns tho result of tho declaration ot tho administration's policy. Tho outcome, of thnt policy Is hidden In the future. Hut, as wo Bald In beginning, any policy Is hotter than no policy. Wc nt least know where wo stand, even If our attitude Is not particu larly honest, honorablo or oven profitable. Philadelphia Ledger: It Is of great Im portance that tho sanitation of Cuban cities ho mado so thorough that thero shall bo no danger of introducing contagious diseases from tho Island Into tho United Stntes. Our government would be Justified In Insisting on this point, but It can bo arranged In a diplomatic way, so as to secure the desired protection for this country without offend, lug tho characteristic prldo of the Cubans. Philadelphia North American; Suppose tho Cubnns should draw their machetes, dig up tholr riltcs and tako-to tho hills ngaln rather than accept tho terms Insisted upon by tho United States wouldn't tho blooj shed nnd tho money exponded In conquering them be rather n high price to pny for the privilege of breaklug n sacred plcdgo? Putting It upon tho lowest possible ground, It is good business policy to preserve tho national honor. l'llltSONAI. AM) OTIIMHWISi:. Tho March lamb mado a two-day stund nnd then skipped to save Its fleece. Senator Elklns speaks Spanish llko n nntlve. Ho learned tho language when he was a young man In New Mexico, In Washington Champ Clark 1b Introduc ing A. M. Jnekson, tho only democrat In tho Kansas delegation, as "the spared monu ment of God's mercy from Kansas," Tho last census of Germany shows Its population to bo 5G.S1G.014, of which number 27.7:51,067 wuro mnles. Thirty-three towns havo populations of over 100,000 each and an aggregato of 9,108,814. Ono ot Booker Washington's college pro fessors at TuSkcgee, Hew CharleB W. Wood, was once a bootblack In Chicago. A boyish contest In oratory, tho honors of which ho carried off, startod him on his career. Tho Now England descendants of Oliver Cromwell nro nnxlous to divide $2.rj,000.000 said to stand to tho old man's credit In tho Bank of Knglaud. Oliver must have prac ticed a Uttlo modern looting during hla military operations. Queen Victoria, a few months ngo, had a conversation at Osborne house with one ot tho clergy of the Islo ot Wight. She said to hi nr. "I hope you get on well with the nonconformists. You will havo to get on with them In heaven, you know." Captain Blchard P. Lcary, U. S. N.. who, ns governor of the Island of Guam, won laurels which havo not yet had time to fade. Is hobbling around on crutches. His leg was injurod n few weeks ago in a fall it the League Island navy yard. Not much has been heard of "I.lje" Hnlford recently until tho other day, when James H'hltcomb Blley told a Milwaukee reporter thnt Hnlford was tho cause of his real start la life. As managing editor of an Indian apolis newspaper ho discharged tho poet on the plea of reducing expenses. Hx-Govnrnor Leo ot South Dnkota has notified tho stato authorities that ho has riturncd tho olllco chair recently given him hy tho legislature In accordance with the custom. He says that ho Is opposed tn giving away stato property, and It It at easy step from taking presents of small vtlue, at the state's expenso. to a gift of Urge value, Involving grave abuses and Eioss corruption. Heiord. of the other republican legislators, who, It Is said, nro largely Inl'ucnced by the t'nlon Pacific anil Klkhorn railway companies. Whllo Thompson's opponents In his own patty will not permit his election, they are unable tn elect any mac of their own choice. For political reasons neither ulde Is willing fo mnl;-' a compromise by uniting with the finlonlsts nnd sharing the long nnd short term senatorshlps between tho two parties. Altogether It Is a lovely spectacle. Ad mlttlr.g Hint personal considerations nre playing a part In the contest, tho nature of the struggle Is such os to lend color to tho chnrges that the struggle of rival cor porations to secure n leprcsenlntlvo In the national senate Is being fought out in a stnte legislature. There has been llttl') enough tit the proceedings to Indicate that tho Inability to unite lu an earnest effort to secure the best man for the place Is tho result of anxiety regarding tho wishes of the people of Nebraska. Whatever may be the outcome, the contest thus far has already afforded another powerful argu ment for the popular election of scuators. II I I S Of ASHIX; KIN I, IKK. Side t.luhtn nn IIiiiM'IiIiihk nt the N II til ll I Cnpllnl, In a letter to the Chicago Itecord, William L. Curtis tells of tho Investigation, re cently started, Into operations of members of the house of representatives known nB tho "hog combine." which has controlled the patronage of the houso for the past six years. The Investigation was secret, nnd It Is not yet known whether a report of tho findings was made before tho session closed. Mr. Curtis says: "Wc know the favorites of the leaders of tho house are drawing two salaries; that men nre on the pay rolls who never do any work nnd sel dom come to Washington; that somo mem bers of tho houso appointed their wives, and even their children, to sinecures, nnd that It Is a frequent pructlco for them to soeuio posit lonH for their sons who nro nwny nt college and for tholr daughters who nro nt boarding schools In order thnt tho expense of their education mny bo pnld from the public treasury, Somo tlmo ago u certain member of tho house appointed his daughter, 5 yenis old, ns his private secretary, at a salary of $100 a month." It Is a pity that bald heads have no arlla t It value, says tho Washington Post. If they had, Judge Cooper of Wisconsin would bo In constant demand ns nu urtist's model. Judge Cooper's bald head Is of tho moat exquisite shape. It slopes back from hid forehend with n gentle ascent nnd then curvca back to his neck with a cuivo that suggests every line of beauty. It Is nu smooth ns chiseled marble and ns polished us n granllo gravestone. Not oven tho sug gestion of a hnlr mars Its perfectly rounded contour. Viewed from n distance, It shines with all tho glow of a soft Italian sunset. It suggests poems of passion, so nrdcnl is Its coloring. Thero Is nothing more handsome in con gress than Judge Cooper's bald head. It Is entirely too beautiful to be n roosting plnco for flics. A Washington letter says Spcnker Hen derson was too much for tho Daughters of tho American Revolution. They camo to tho capltol nnd saw him, but he conquered. He dodged them ns long ns ho could, hut finally they caught him. They sent com mittees to his hotel nnd to tho speaker's room at tho capltol, hut his messenger al. ways declared that ho was not In. Finally they determined to lie in wait for him and remained in ambush near tho stairway that leads from the speaker's prlvnto office lo the hall of representatives. Tho committer, consisted of tho wife ot n prominent west, era senator, whose family has been Intimate with tho Hendersons for years, and two other I). A. B.'s who did not know blni no well. They wnnted htm to recognize one ot their friends in tho house to cnlt up n bill donating Itawllns square In Washington nn a slto for a memorial hall which the Daugh. tors of tho American Revolution proposo to build. They havo already collected $100,000 ns n building fund nnd want tho govern ment to glvo them n site. The hill has passed tho senate nnd would probably pad tho houso also If It could securo considera tion, hut tho speaker Is opposed to tho giv ing nway of nny ot tho parkH In Washington for nny purpose nnd will not rccogntzo any ono to oner tho bill. Ho tried to nvold an interview, but tho committee caught him as he was coming up the stnlrs, and the senator's wlfo rushed nt him, saying: "Wo won't detain you but two minutes, Mr. Speaker." "You aro no two-mlnuto girl," exclaimed Colonel Henderson, throwing up his hands; "you arc good for two hours If you get a chance. Hut 1 know what you want, and thero Is no uso talking about it. I'll he proud to seo you on' nny othor subject, but that bill can't pass this congress with my consent." "Hcforo my election I camo home ono night," said Prlvato John Allen nt a re cent tea parly, "and found thnt whllo I had been off on my campaign the leaders of our party had organized a Cleveland, Hendricks and Allen club, and they wero to hnvo n meeting that night. I went, and when they got through speaking they called on me. I expressed my convictions, and said what I wanted them to do for mo when tho election took placo In about two weeks. Thero were n good many negroes present, nnd I wonted tn get them Inter ested, so I got tho boys lo call on Jim Cum miugs, nn old, slim negro. Old Jim got up, nnd said: , " 'Well, gentlemen, ynuso henrd Mr. Tay lor nnd Mr. Anderson on the politics of the day. Thoy'so told you what sort of ntnnn Cleveland Is and what sort of a man lllalnc Is, nml It don't look to mo llko no honest man ought to have any trnublo in picking out between them two. You havo also heard Mr. Allen orato about hlsself, anil ho hna recommended hlsself so much higher than tho balance of us can recommend him thnt It nln't wuth while fcr mo to say anything much about him!' "A colored orator can rlso to very elo quent heights. I onco henrd n very pithy funeral sermon delivered by a negro preacher over a defunct darky. Tho dead mnn had been fond of nttendlng gay par ties, whero ho whistled and danced, nnd thcso prnctlccs the pienchor did not ap prove of, so ho said: ' 'My brethren and sisters, we nre here to pay our Inst eud respects to our de parted brother. Some says he was a good man and somo snys ho was n had man. Whero ho hns gone to we can't tell, but In our grief we hns one consolation, and that Is that ho Is dead!" " Senator Hoar discovered ' tho other day that It does not pay to bo funny, unless you label tho Joke. Whllo tho senato was discussing a rail road bill having for Its purpose tho pro tection of railroad employes from accident, reports tho Washington Post, Senator Hoar suggested that the best plan would bo to mnko tho directors of each road rldo upou tho cowcatcher. "Then." remarked Mr. Hoar, "nobody would get hurt." Senator Klklns, who Is several times a railroad director, took the suggestion quite seriously nnd expressed his surprise that such a proposition should bo submitted to tho senate. "Oh, dear," replied Mr. Hoar, quite taken back at the lack of apprecia tion ot his humor. "I meant that for a Jest. And It wnsn't original with mo, either. Blchard II. Dana many years ago suggested that directors ride upon the cowcatchers, nllhough," ndtlcd Mr. Hoar, ns ho surveyed Senator Klklns' expansive form, "I must say that the senator from West Virginia would make nn ndmlrnble cushion to plaio between colliding trains." r,i,n:i) . ion r.v chin t. Hi (HTittlin in VliMvril Tltrouuli i JiipiiiipiM' Sprtni'li'K, New York Sun. Tho Japnneso newspapers teem with es tlrrntes of the conduct of soldiers of the composite nrmy serving In North Chlnn Bobbery. Incendiarism, outrage nnd mur fUr have been committed by the allies Hut by the soldiers of what nations' Japanese correspondents absolve the Amn lean troops altogether. They say that the behavior of tho American private has been above repronch, except In the matter ot tippling, which Is n common fault of r" mlcs the world over. The Japanese expla nation of tho clean record of the Ami-leans Is that they nro men of education onl means. The prlvato of the Ninth Infanir.w the trooper of the Sixth cavnlry and th" amphibious marines will be nmused to learn thnt thoy are regarded ns men of means perhnps because tho American tourist la Jnpan commands nil the luxuries but with out doubt the American pHvate ' better educated nnd has a higher com-epMon of manhood than the soldiers of nny (her nation, bar none. We suspect, homier that somo credit Is duo thnt stem dis n' narlan, General Chaffee, for tho good on duct of our men. In Japanese estiuiaio the Gcrmnns nre second on the list for ntendlness nnd morale, their discipline being excellent. It counts ngalnst them, though that n spirit of camaraderie exists between them nnd the Russians. The British troops aro placed third, their general character being damaged hy pllforlns propensities ot the East Indians, who, however, do not molest women or kill Inoffensive natbes Tho French lue n bad reputation with the Japanese, but escape tho chargo of murder. It U plended In their behalf that bushwhacking service in Tonklng demoral Ized them. An unqualified last on the Us'. the ltiiBSlan, who Is adjudged guilty of all the crimes la tho calendar The Jnpaneso spenk of his deeds with horror, say that he Is not nmennble (o mornl restrnlnt nnd charge that tho ofllcors seldom exercise a restrnlnlng Inllucnco over htm. Tho worst offender Is (he Cossack, for whom It may bo urged that his callousness to human suffering nnd bin tendency to shed blood on slight provocation nro attributable to forced mllltnry service, going back through many generations. The Busslnns may retort, however, thnt tho record which tho Jnpaneso mado In their war with China la 1S04 nfforded no many examples of snvngery thnt II Is bad form for them to turn crlttcn now, nnd that, moreover, they happen to he on their good behavior because they nro under tho eyes of ICuropoann. To which the Japa nese may rejoin thnt In 1804 they retal iated on tho Chinese for Inhuman tot turn of prisoners, nnd that, In their desire to cmbrnco civilization, they 'ought not to bo Judged by past excesses. Tho Jnpa neso havo certainly refrained from Infrac tions of the rules of war In tho present Chinese campaign, except In o.io partlt ulnr, which Is discreditable or not, ac cording to the point of view; they havo stolen wholcsnlo on a perfect system of orgnnlzntlon "In tho public Interest," thoy any. At Tung Chnu thoy appropriated 1.000,000 yen of rice. At Pekln they looted tho treasury of 2,r00,000 taols of silver, carrying It off on ponies to tho Japanese legation, In spite ot Russian protests and even attempts to prevent the spoliation. It Is noticeable thnt In association nnd sympathy n dividing lino runs between the nllles on ono side tho Americans, Hrltlsh and Japanese, nnd on tho other tho Rubshins, Germans nnd French. This con dition mny have somo significance for those who Hpcculnto .upon International problcnm In tho east. I.KillT AMI IIIIIGIIT. Brooklyn Life: SheAh, they run never reproduce such colors ns nro In that gorgeous sunset. lie Too bad, Isn't II? I'd denhly Jovo to havo a necktie like It! Chicago Record: "Dues Tnt mnko nny difference In your family living?" "Yes, my wife now denies hcrnclf des serts, so I ent double quantity." Detroit Free Press; Strnwbor It's won derful how suddenly you can stop nu nuto mobile. .Slngerly Isn't It? I was twenty mlleH from home the other day mid inlno stopped so suddenly 1 had to walk homo. Philadelphia Times: "Hho tells mo her husband's health Is extremely poor!" "Indeed?1 "Yes, he hasn't been nblo to work oxcept by tho day for more than two years!" Catholic Standard: Dr. Yoiingmnn Did I understand son lo say thnt you nro never sick, and, therefore, didn't huvo any reg ulnr physician? Mr. Phamllmiin Not nt nil. I said wo didn't have any tegular physlclnu, nnd nro therefore never sick. Cleveland Plain Dealer: "A St. Louis lawyer had his clothes attached for debt whllo taking a Turkish bath." "I don't bellovo tin debtors cf Ht. I.ouls lawyers often get a ehanco llko that," Chicago Tribune: "What nro you doing'" groaned the victim In tho chair, who bad dropped in to have his tooth examined for possible cavities. "This Is no prize light'" Perhaps not," replied tho dentist. "Hut I'm sort o" sparring mound for mi opening, Just tho same." Washington Star: "I nin nfrnld I run going to havo trouble with this ark," snld Noah, reflectively. "In what way?" "Tho boys are so scared for fear thev won't be considered officers anil gentlemen that I doubt whether I can got them to lend a hand nnd help run tho ship," Chicago Post: "I nntlca that General Chnmberlalti, former governor of Mulnn, who has been nhiond for nomo time, sayi that tho thing that linpri-MHed him most was tho Nile dam." suggested tho reader "I suppose," returned tho mnn who sel dom rends, "Mint there Is something In tho tone or the language that mukes It moro emphatic than the one wo uso hero." Till'. l,!ST II.ITTMJ. Hcrtraud Shadwell. In Chicago Record, Strlko me now a clanging chord, Till from out the whirring strings, Dike an angel of the Lord, Armed for battle, Freedom springs; Freedom, denrer far than life. Where Is Freedom? Toll us, Strife, llugle cries nnd elnsh of brands. i 'rush of nx on fnemun'H shield. Itallvlui; shout of patriot hands, llenuueil upon tho bloody field, yielding Freedom with their breath, Whero Is Freedom? Tell us, Death Comes a cry from o'lt tho waste. Women weeping o'er tho sluln; Death hath yet no bitter tnstr, 'Heaping from a tyrant's chain; Deutb .and Freedom kissed todny Where Is Freedom? Justice, say GOLDEN ROD OIL COMPANY I'roiluctM'n of Fuel Oil In Ciillfnrnln, (Mvuem nl 'JOIMI Acrrn of Oil l,itnil, The secretary wired from tho field I Kardlng Well No. V, now nearly com jdetcd. Hakersfleld, Call., Feb. lid, 1001 "Well flowed twice recently; onco some eighty feet over derrick, .(limes (J. L'ortelyou " m.lt I'ltOSI'KCTIJH with names of officers and directors, maps and full particulars, will he sent you for tho aiklng. JOHN G. COKTIil Ol 1'rcH. 1011 IIU) i-miort St. - llinitlm, Nrh,