Queer Dreams
Mora cxtrnorrilriary in cm born of society
turn up nt tho patent olllco In ono hour than
In nil tho other puhllc buildings of tho
city lu n month, relates tho Washington
Post. They hull from all pnrts of the globo
ami they uro richer than thu truatH. Ex
ccpt In comparatively few Instances, these
Klfted members of society do not loudly
proclaim thu genius that Is In them. They
do not hnvo to. It is placarded In their
whiskers, In tho horizontal creases of their
trousers, In their secretive and confidential
manner, their superb condescension, and,
above all, In their mysterious Inventions.
Tho patent olllco becomes either their
bosom confidant and Inspiration or their
deadly enemy, according to tho verdict on
their new Ideas.
Although Morse himself stated that there
Ih no Instance on record of u great Inven
tion completed by ono man, the geniuses
refute his statement lu tho most emphatic
terms, and cite countless numbers of re
markable cases of rapid Inventions, chlelly
In tho lino of perpetual motion.
"I nin the man," pervades every Hcntoncu
thoy uttor. Ho their Invention a new anil
useful manner of shooing Hies off, a new
and useful cow tall holder, or a eat and rat
senrer, It Is hound to bo of vital Importance
to tho universe, and tho unspeakable glory
of "I am tho man who did It" brightens
oven tho musty gloom of tho patent olllco
corridors ns tho geniuses promenade
through.
Last week was a rather gala week for the
gtnluscs, for a largo hunch of them landed
together and took tho olllco by storm, Thoy
uoro what tho Irrepressible clorlts designate
ns "honoya."
Tho first "honey" looked something llko
Undo Snm. Ho woro a stovepipe broad
brimmed hat nnd a long, rusty, black cleri
cal coat. Ho carried a Joslnh Pumpkin
umbrella, and woro a Father Tlmo beard
and spoctnclcB. Ho stood up In tho olllco
of tho draughtsmon'B division, and, raising
his right arm, nddrcsscd tho nsBomblcd com
pany: "I am Just ns old ns railroading In tho
United Stntes," ho began, nnd stopped for
applause. Nono camo.
"I am Just ns old" ho begnn onco more,
and tho nssombled company, or rnthor n
part of It, noting through necessity as nudt
enco, nodded npproval.
"And for ovory year that's In my llfo
there boon somo saving dono. Want to
know how? Say, como hero," and ho low
orcd his volco. "Is this between ourBelvcs?
All right, Blr, then I will toll yo all I
know. I hnvo made tho most remarkable
discovery that ha uver been inado In tho
United States, sir. I have Invented n
tobacco qiilil protector, sir, by which
tobacco may bo kept In tho mouth without
spitting, sir, nnd by which tho quid may
bo preserved for any length of tlmo without
spoiling, sir. Saves money, saves health,
saves morals," whereupon ho produced a
largo elam-llko box inado of plno wood.
Ho desired drawings to bo made of it and
tho facts published to tho world.
Hut ho was nothing to tho party from
Oreen Hay, Wis., who, before ho became
a genliiB, had porhnps boon a mlddlo-clnss
experimenting fnrmer. Ho tiptoed In very
iiulutly and confidentially, took a chair by
tho center desk, laying his sun-browned
derby with Its roller-coaster brim on top
of tho Ink bottles. Ho then clasped his
hand as In meeting.
"I nm from Hay City," ho started, "and 1
have mado tho most remnrkablo discoveries
that have over been mndo In tho history of
tho world," whorcupon ho began n list
of them. Tho llrst was actually a cow tall
holder of tho most phenomenal device, con
sisting of a regular derrick to bo con
structed on tho nnlinars hlndquurtors nt
great oxponBo nnd trouble, nnd n pig Iron
clnsp to grip tho tall. Apparently tho
gentleman had had somo bitter oxperlenco
while milking resultant from switching tails
of tho bovlno genus, nnd ho had counted
ties to got his troubles relieved. Tho next
discovery on tho list was equally gigantic
In frame, and consisted of n clock alarm
fashioned with Bpoclnl referonco to scnrlng
eats out of tho milkpnns. It consisted of a
heavy Iron weight attached to a ropo mndo
to fnll Into n tin pan plnced on n Btool bo
nonth tho clock, tho wholo chlelly designed
for nolso. Ho wound up his list of Inven
tions with tho Invnrlablo "perpetual mo
tion," the hobby, tho crnze, tho fascina
tion of nil Invontors slnco Invention began,
nnd then narrnted IiIb history and all his
porsonal nffnlrs. Ho had been something of
an explorer In Mb youth, and had crossed
the plains with tho Pathfinder of tho west,
Fromont. Then ho had "tnken to Inventing"
after n pastornl existence on n Wisconsin
farm.
A clorlcnl Individual wns the next In line,
a Presbyterian minister from Ulchmond.
Ho commenced with an "Ahem," nnd pro
ceeded by gontlo degrees to unfold his plnn
for tho bonofnctlon of humanity. It was n
guldo to koyholesl
"I am surprised, sir," remnrked tho
gentlomun at tho desk, "that yon of nil
men Bhould hnvo Invented this." The mln
Istor was perturbed.
"Well," snld ho npologetlcnlly. "ono very
ofton finds, on returning homo late In tho
evening, thnt the koyholo Is ah, ex
tremely "
"Wo understand porfoctly," returned tho
offlco forco and tho gentleman retired
blushing.
A stout old gentlemnn with whiskers nnd
n wldc-brlmmed slouch hat next sauntered
In. He hailed from the Hooslor Btnte, and
of
Those Who Invent
apparently was ono of the gods of tho town
hall, and accustomed to rapld-llrtng argu
ments. With ono hand In his pocket nnd the
other to brandish, while his whiskers swept
tho deck, ho demanded the drawing of an
filght-lnch shell on a 2xl-lnch paper. Noth
ing olso would sntlsfy him, nnd he departed
in thunderous disgust.
Ono of tho regular visitors Is n ministerial
gentlemnn with mutton chops nnd a black
tie nnd n cont that has seen better dnys. Ho
has a newer nnd wilder Invention on ench
visit, and Invariably spreads tho plnns on
the desk, eloquently calling the attention
of tho olllco nnd announcing grnvely and
with considerable dramatic force: "A little
child enn work It."
Tho ofuco forco feeling Its dullness per
ceptible, squirms and feels foolish, bo com
miserating a look for them hns tho old
Inventor as ho pronounces again with yot
more emphasis when they fall to com
prehend: "Why, a little child can work It."
Ono of tho most thrilling Inventions, how
ever, Is tho new nnd Improved lire escapes.
Tho Inventor was a portly Individual who
trod as though the Moor were rotten eggs
nnd gnzed suspiciously on all the clerks.
Ho desired to bo assured that the patent
ofllco would not stenl his Invention, nnd,
when so assured, accused the gentlemen
of being llnrs, thieves and blackguards.
Then ho proceeded In melting tones to re
Into tho tnlo of his now nnd Improved lire
esenpe. It wns nn umbrella which ono must
adjust beneath his chin nnd around his neck
by n leather dovlco moro adjustable than a
hang rope. Then, nttlrlng his feet In soft
soled Bhocs, whllo the flames were mount
ing upward and tho smoko envelops him,
ho Jumps! It wns very dramatic. The orflce
beamed Its comprehension, its npproval for
the use of tho Inventor in question.
Ono of tho funniest incidents eonrerns an
other minister, who wns addicted to a fond
ness for whisky nnd evolved a remarkable
and original means of grntlfylng his tuste
surreptitiously. It wns n new sort of
liquor Ilnsk, very now, nnd wns actually
patented. It consisted In mnklng the outer
covering of tho flask In tho form of n book
mnrked "Legal Decisions." Tho book was
largo enough entirely to cover tho bottle,
Including tho nock nnd stopper. Tho shell
had n holo In tho covering beneath tho bot
tom of tho llnsk, so that It could bo
pushed upwnrd nnd tho neck would project
through tho top.
Gave Him a Boost
Michael Josoph Dowllng, speaker of thu
house of representatives of tho Minnesota
legislature, is a romarkablo man. Ho la
tho product of n Minnesota blizzard, relates
tho Chicago Record. December II, 18S0, he
was lost In u ronrlng blizzard In Yollow
Medicine county and bo badly frozen that
It wus necessary to amputate ono leg above
tho kueu, tho other above thu ankle, ouu
arm at tho elbow and all the lingers of thu
right hand. When tho doctors had done
with him all ho had left of thu ten lingers
and ten toes generally assigned to human
ity was thu stump of a thumb amputated
ut tho second Joint. Twenty yeura later
to a day ho had won a victory In n hard
contest for speaker, n victory so over
whelming that when the loglalaturo mot
not a single opponent wns left. Tho two
decades had converted a poor, seemingly
hopelessly crippled farmer's boy Into u
strong, self-rollaut, well-educated gentle
man, a successful newspaper man, an en
gaging wrltor and a consummate politician.
Fow men have, undergone the humiliation
and sulTerlng that Dowllng bus seen. When
tho blizzard had donu Its work and left him
a mere physical reminder of his former
self ho wns so poor that ho became u public
charge, being without means and so helpless
thnt hu could not feed himself. The county
commissioners of Yollow Medicine delib
erated what to do with him. Two members
thought that the county In the absence of a
poor house should pay somo ouu to care
for him. A third was of tho opinion that It
would bo hotter to appropriate a larger sum
of money nnd ubo It to provide Dowllng with
artificial limbs nnd ono yenr's schooling.
Hut the majority objected that after this
had been dono tho chances were I hat he
would still ho n public charge. Tho boy
was present while his fato was being de
cided. Ho seized tho right opportunity
nnd plended eloquently for a chance to make
Bcmuthing of himself. Ills plea won tho
day, but he was compelled to sign nn agree
ment not to return to tho county after ho
bad been equipped with nrtlllclal limbs nnd
benefited by ono yenr's schooling. Tho hard
listed commissioners felt that In making
this contract thoy had saved the county the
oxponsa of maintaining n cripple Indefi
nitely. Hut Dowllng was determined nnd ambi
tious, nnd thnt tells tho rest of his llfo story
In brief. Hu got n good education, beenmo
nn ndept on artificial legs, returned to Ron
vllle, n county ndjolulng tho one from
which ho bad been so Ignomlnlously ex
cluded, got a small local public nftlcc,
worked Into tho ownership of a weekly
newspaper; then nppeared In tho sessions
of the stnto legislature as a clerk, next be
enmo secretary of tho National League of
Republican Clubs, being nominated to that
position as the "frozen sou of Minnesota."
Ho secured recognition ns n man of execu
tive nhlllty and n good campaigner. Next
ho turned up ns a newspaper correspondent
In tho Philippines, whore he visited nil the
principal Islands from Luzon to thu Stilus.
Dowllug's Bticcess In obtaining an Inter
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view with tho Sulu sultnn was character
istic. Ho was admitted to the barbaric
presence, but not n word could ho extract
from the taciturn potentate. Dowllng
promptly proceeded "to take himself to
pieces." On camo a leg. The sultan
leaned forward to look. Off came nnother
leg. Tho sultan was now alert with Inter
est nnd satisfactorily voluble. Dowllng got
his Interview ns ho proceeded to replnco his
artificial anatomy.
Returning from the Philippines Dowllng
r. ached the United Stntes In time to attend
the republican national convention. His
peaked Filipino hat was one of thu sights
of Minnesota headquarters at Philadelphia.
Utter he became a candidate for tho legls
Inturo on the republican ticket, won easily
and Immediately announced himself ns n
candidate for speaker.
Mr. Dowllng Is n man of culturo, enjoys
a comfortnblo nnd well-nppolntcd home,
with a most charming wife nnd finds more
pleasure nnd satisfaction In life thnn most
persons.
To Join the G. A. R.
Arrangements nro being mndo for tho
early Initiation of Senator Mark A. Hnnna
ns n member of the Grand Army of thu Ro
publle. Senator Hnnna has signified his
willingness to Join the ranks of the veter
ans, reports the Washington Post, nlthough
It was not without considerable dllllculty
that leading members of thu organization
who solicited his membership n few days
ago gained his consent. Senator Hanna hns
quite an army record as a member of the
Ono Hundred and Fiftieth Ohio volunteer
Infnntry during the civil war. This regi
ment wns mustered in nt Cleveland, O., on
May fi, ISO I, several years after tho open
ing of hostilities between the north and
south. Senator Hnnna Is of Quaker origin
and has always held to the tenets of that
religious faith. He avoided enlisting In the
army therefore until ho thought that his
services were absolutely necessnry. Ho Is
an exceedingly modest man on the subject
of his war record, and hns not even deigned
to mention It In his biographical sketch In
the congressional directory. When Mr.
Hanna enlisted In the One Hundred nnd
Fiftieth Ohio tho wnr nnd reached a crucial
stngo nnd troops woro wnnted for nn
emergency of 100 dnys to enable General
Grant to carry out his Virginia campaign.
Tho Ohio regiment In which Senator Hanna
wns a second lieutenant was loaded on cars
as soon ns mustered In nnd brought to
Wnshlngton, where It was distributed along
tho fortifications near by, relieving moro
sensoned troops, which were hurried Into
tho Wilderness cnmpnlgn. While Lleuton
nnt Hanna was with his regiment In front
of Washington Genernl Enrly made hlB
raid to within sight of tho cnpltol dome.
President Lincoln went out to see the Ono
Hundred and Fiftieth help repulse tho con
federate advance
When General Rassletir. commander-in-chief
of the Grand Army, wns In Washing
ton n fow dnys ngo tho subject of tho Ohio
senntor's wnr record happened under dis
cussion during n convorsntlon between two
gentlemen. Genernl Rasslcur Jocularly
cnlled Senntor Hnnna "comrade," and then
seriously nsked him why ho did not Join
tho Grand Army of thu Republic. Mr.
Hnnna declined, but General Rasslcur In
sisted, until Anally Mr. Hanna consented.
Slightly iMixed
During tho recent convention of the
Woman's Christian Temperance union In
this city, relates tho Washington Stnr,
members of tho reception committee were
on duty at tho railroad passenger stations
for tho purpose of according a proper wel
come to Incoming delegates. Among thoso
assigned to tho work at tho Pennsylvania
dupot wns a particularly attractive young
woman, who was as ambitious as she vns
Inexperienced as regards tho work of greet
ing strangers.
A train rolled In, and ns the passengers
alighted therefrom tho attraotlvo young
woman was all In a flutter. Shu scanned
tho stream of humanity as It Hied through
tho big gate, and at length espied a well
dressed gentleman, who not only woro a
silk hat, but also a white ribbon nttached
to the lapel of his coat.
Tho nttractlvo young woman rushed to
meet tho well-dressed gentleman as eagerly
ns though ho woro her long-lost brother.
"So glnd to seo you," sho cxclnltned.
"Como right nlong and I will conduct you
to comfortable quarters."
Tho wenrer of tho silk lint and tho white
ribbon wns rendered speechless for a mo
ment. Ho finally managed to gasp:
"Heg pardon, miss, but Isn't this a mls
tnko?" "Can't bo a mlstako," tho attractive
young woman hurriedly declared. "You
see, wo both wear tho whlto ribbon."
"And what does yours represont?" tho
stranger wnnted to know.
"Why, It's tho bndgo of tho Woman s
Christian Temperance union, of course."
"Well, mine Is tho color of tho winning
horso in tho last raco at tho Donning rnco
trnck this nftcrnoon," smilingly explained
tho well-dressed gentleman.
Constornntlon nnd npologles followed.
Works at a Forge
A Knnsns girl residing nt Cawkoo City,
Esther Seorlo by name, has struck out In n
now enreor for members of her sex who
deslro to bo self-supporting. For two
months her brother, n blacksmith, wns ab
sent from homo nnd Ksthor took his plnco
nt tho forge. She took hold of whatever
thuro wns to do with u heartiness nnd vim
which astonished ovoryono. Her prowess
nt the anvil beenmo tho common theme of
eonversntlon In tho vicinity.
Tho Scnrlo smithy beenmo tho rendez
vous for thoso who hnd heard of tho girl
blacksmith's fnme nnd curious people from
far and wide drifted into the llttlo city to
seo tho prodigy for themselves. Miss
Searlo seemed to bo unconscious that she
was tho object of so much attention nnd
continued her duties nt nnvll or bellows
Just as If she were doing nothing extra
ordinary. Long before the return of her brother
from his vncatlon Miss Searlo received tho
most natlsfaclory proof of tho advantage
to bo derived from hard manual lnbor. Her
biceps were so developed thnt sho could
swing the hcnvlest hammer In tho shop
with comparative ease. Her chest meas
urement hnd Increased two Inches In the
snmo period nnd she wns cnpnblc of sus
tnlnlng tho hnrdest nnd most protrnctcd
lnbor.
At the snmo tlmo die wns ns lively as
ever nnd enjoyed her games when out of
the shop with nil thu zest of her girl com
panions. These soon found that where the game
required &ny extra endurance of strength
Ksthor Senrle had very much the advan
tage; of them, her wrists being as hard ns
steel In comparison with their own.
Tho local belles were not so slow to
pcrculvo tho advantage which her trnln
Ing In the smithy hnd given pretty Esther
Senrle, who had been rather a dellcnte girl,
and ninny of them envied her the oppor
tunity which she possessed for tnklng Just
such exercise ns the swinging of the ham
mer nnd other duties necessitated.
Tho various movements coincide nlmost
exactly with those called for by tho most
advanced rules of physical culture, calling
Into piny nlmost nil of tho Important Bets
of muscles, Including those of the bnck, the
arms, tho thighs nnd the chest.
The Southern Mammy
The blnck mammies of the picturesque
leglmu before the war, relates the lilrmlng
hnm Herald, nro so fnst disappearing that
n lonn exhibit of theso dear old types ought
to hu arranged by thoso who still claim the
devotion of tho few remaining types In typ
ical homespun frocks nnd bnndnnuncd heads.
There Is n typical mammy In Htrmliighnin
who figured recently nt tho wedding of a
young woman to whoso mother and grnnd
motlicr sho had been maid.
Tho wedding was a quiet one, despite
mammy's entreaties to have a "big wed
dlu" "Hit's cr Bhamo," said mammy, "tor
marry dat chllo off'n enny slch wny. Her
muddor nn' old mtstlss, too, bof had big
weddln'a, nnd now dls her chllo gwlno ter
bo put off wld n reg'Inr po' white folks'
weddln'. Ain't er gwlno ter have no sup
per, no bakln' o' cakes. I never seed a
bride whut didn't have a bride's cake."
Tho old crcaturo begged tho young brlde-to-bo
to at least arrango for a wedding sup
per and offered to bako all the cakes.
"My olo hands," sho said, "nober will
glvo out s'long aB I can work for young mln
tlss' chlllen. I'zo gcttln' along, but I'zo dun
llvo ter sco all do chlllen get mar'ed, an'
now I wants ter cook ono mo' weddln' sup
per 'fo' I dlo."
And sure enough, sho did.
The mistress of tho house, going below
stairs tho morning preceding tho wedding,
noticed tho unusual appcaranco of thu
kitchen at so early an hour. "Dear nio,"
she said, "mammy, everything looks ns !f
you had been up nil night!"
And mammy, In a freshly starched home
spun apron, a whlto handkerchief wound
about hor head, stood in tho doorway. Tho
kitchen wns as shining as tho pans upon tho
sholvcs. Tho faco of tho old negress glowed
contentedly. Her withered old hands told
tho story of years of hard work.
"Mlstlss," she began, "I sho Is ben up
all night- I'zo ben cr cookln' somo weddln'
cako for do baby. Lowdy, I couldn't 'low
dat chllo ter marry 'dout plenty weddln'
cako. I don't keer whether dar's enny folk i
to eat It or not. I dun cook 'em for dot
chile."
And, leading tho wny to tho pantry, she
showed the result of her night's work.
There were rows of cakes, elaborately em
bossed, at which sho gazed In silent admira
tion. Her mistress, looking at tho ebony-hued
faco boforo hor, at Its kindly, broad-seoine-J
lines, wns In that, mood when a smile Is
dangerously akin to tears.
A Phenomena
Tho Marino Itovlow holds that dry coal
Is less llablo to spontaneous combustion
than wet. Tho paper says:
"Tho caso In point has to do with a lire
which occurred on the coal-'.aden ship Wnt
ter H. Wilton, and I'rof. Threlfnll was com
missioned to Inqulro Into tho probable
cnuse. He shows pretty conclusively that
wot conl Is not tho dangerous cargo It has
been considered. Thero Is nothing
to differentiate tho llrlng of tho cargo of
tho Walter II. Wilson from other instnnces
of spontaneous combustion among coal car
goes, Tho Board of Trado submitted a
number of Inquiries to experts Intrusted
with tho case. From a learned disquisition
on tho subject of pyrites In coal it wns
demonstrated that no single Instance of
spontaneous combustion had ever been
shown to bo duo to this cnuse either on
Innd or sea. On the action of moisture in
facilitating spontaneous combustion Prof.
Threlfn'.l was equally explicit. Ho said: 'It
Is tho almost universal opinion among coal
shippers and seamen that wet coal Is niorj
likely to llro than dry coal. I slinll, how
ever, show thnt this Is tho exact npposlts
of tho truth nnd Is tho result of want of
February 17, 1001.
chemical knowlcdgo and of believing what
"ono was told when ono was young." He
proves that wntcr reduces the Initial tcm
peraturo of the coal nnd so retards any
heating process, nnd, secondly, that If the
coal docs bent, a great portion of this hent
will be absorbed by evaporating the wnter
or moisture occurrent among tho conl. The
conclusive pnrt of his argument lies In the
fnct that two cublcnl bins, ench holding
2loi tons, wore londed with dry sinnll conl.
In ono bin the conl was drenched with n
hoso as It was shoveled Into tho bin. lu
sixty dnys the dry coal reached a tem
perature of 200 degrees C, nnd wns on the
point of tiling, whllo the moist conl in the
other bin had reached a temperature of
only 33 degrees C. The lesson Is obvious."
Breezy Tale
Charles H. Hanford, whllo playing lu n
Toxns town, relntes tho New York Telegram,
was approached by a young iniiii In typical
cowboy costume, who snld:
"Aro you tho innuiiger of this piny that
come3 tonight?"
Mr. Hanford 3ald ho wns.
"Do you wnnt to hire a man to help net?"
"No. My eonipnny is complete."
"Want to hire a man to count money?"
"No."
"Want to hire u man to get out in the
back of the theater and holler and ap
plaud?" "Not this tour. Tho audience Is attend
ing to that very satisfactorily."
"Want anybody for anything on earth?"
"Not thnt I think of nt present."
"Well, that's Just our luck. We've got a
man here who recites pieces lu considera
tion of being treated. If ho doesn't get
trented he'll hung around nnd make the bar
room unpleasant for hours. We don't want
to hurt him, for he's a good sort, In tho
main. Hut he only knows three uleces
'Mare Antony's Oration,' 'Hnmlefs Solilo
quy' nnd 'Rlen.l's Address to the Romnns.'
We thought thnt If you could flatter his
mind Into the belief thnt he's a great genius
ami haul him around the country two or
threo trips, so that he can learn a few now
pieces from you, we'd be willing to make up
n purso that would como mighty near mak
ing It worth while."
Necessaries of Life
There nrc really four necessaries of life
air, water, food nnd clothes, in tho order
nnnied. To the llrst, nnd by long odds the
most Importnnt, we pay no nttentlon. It
Is the most plentiful substance in nature,
yet thu most absolutely Indispensable, and
wo never think of It until mnn or benst
renders It disngrccnble. Without It we
can llvo a few minutes, without water n
few dnys, without food n few months, nnd
without clothes forever nnd n dny. Denth
by suffocntlon Is horrible, but quick; by
thirst It Is appalling and long-drawn out.
To find n substitute for wnter Is
to offset nnd, Indeed, to control
nature. Lieutenant Edward S. Farrow,
when scouting for the Nez Perces In Idaho
In 1878, suffered Intensely because of a
lack of water, until the friendly Indians
taught him to peel the bark from a pine
nnd suck tho moisture out of the velvety
white inner skin. In n short time he nnd
his soldiers were quite Independent of
nqua pura. With a pocketful of plno
bark they could go for days without drink
ing. Perhaps this Is a small contribution
to science, or, nt least, to tho economy of
nations.
Style No. 3
Price $7.00
Mndo of flno taffeta silk, nny shado
wiiui; iuckou iront, imcK aim sleeve,
finished With tinv irohl buttons nnd
cord to Imitate lnrlnir linrk mill frrmt
shown In cut above. Our waists are cheap
in tho senso of high grades at low prices,
Money bnck, less express charges, If they
don't suit.
Our new Illnck Tnffeta Silk Dress Skirts
nt $9.7." to $L'0.00 nro creating a sensation.
Golt Skirts nt $8.75 ns good as sold nt
$12.00 In many stores.
Oft
SCOflELD
XhW&SUITCO.
Win DOUGLAS STIUJHT, OMAHA,
I'll