0 Tim umaha Daily Bee. K. H0SKWATE1J, Editor. I'UIIMHHKD EVKItY MORNING. Ttilt.MS OK BUBflCllHTION. pally Hen (without Bundny), One Yoar..$S.OO Dally Hco nnd Hundnv. Onn Year D.OO Illustrated Dec. one Ycnr -0O Hiihdny Hee, One Year 3.00 Hnturdny Hee. One Year... 1.S0 Twentieth Century KHrmer, One Year... 1.00 OKKK'KS. Omaha! Tim llm II ill, lint-. Houth Omaha: City Hall Hulldlng, Twen- j-iiiin nun a i Htreets. Conn -II liluffs; ID Pearl Street. hlcmo. 1640 Cnlty Hulldlng. J.W lork; Temple Court. v nshington: fiOl Kourteenth Street. eomiKSPONDHNCE. Communication relating to news and edi torial .matter nhould be addressed: Omaha uee, Editorial Department. HPHINKSS IjKTTEHS. Huslness letters and remittances should he addressed i The Hoc Publishing Com pany, Oniahii. HKMITTANCES. Itemlt by draft, express or postal order, payable to The Hee Publishing Company, only 2-oent stamps accepted In payment of mail account?. Personnl checks, except on u!U.7.n or Eastern exchanges, not accented. TUB HKK Pl'HMSHINO COMPANY. STATEMENT OK CIItCUIiATlON. Stato of Nebraska. Douglas County. s.: t.J.mI'T? TMchuck. secretary of Thn Hee Fmpnny. being duly sworn, njs that the actual number of full and v.r1'" r?Pl"si of The Dally, Morning, K.n,.Hl Sunday Hee printed during the month of January, 1501, was as follows: 1 iM.no.i K uu.210 2 2II.N20 JR ao.mm 8 a,a:io 19 ud.uao SM.iJHI 20 20,720 6 2,'IIO 21 2i,oro 6 tt.l.H.KI 22 20,410 7 20,1 lo 3 20.M20 8 2,:tNO 2( 20,180 20,240 -J 20,410 10 20,-MO 26 20,120 H 20,210 27 20,810 12 ...20,120 28 20.180 13 20,700 29 42,770 1 20.BHO SO 28,840 15 20.ICJ0 31 20,100 Jo 20,!I20 Total ullinun Xrfss unsold and returned copies.... 1MI7 Net total sales , ...8.10,008 Net dally average 20,770 GEO. n. TZ8CHUCIC, Subscribed In my presence nnd sworn to before mo this 31st day of January. A. D. 11. M. 11. IHJ.NOATE, (Seal.) Notary Public. Throe trials for murder In progress nt once In NVbrnskn only tuques Hint In this Hlnle the rotir.se of Justice. Is certain nnd swift. Tho electonil votes of the vnrlnns Mutes Imve nil been delivered In Wash ington nnd the republlenn votes found to lie full count. Adding now Jobbing houses menns to rdd nioro men to tlio nrniy of drummers luivlng lieiultiiiurtl-rs In Omnlm. These men lire mlsslonnrlcs of prosperity. Senator ' l'ettlgrew bus Just sixteen days more In which to secure Informa tion nt the expense of the govrrnment nnd obstruct the business of congress. I'rom the noise which the Spanish populnce Is milking nt present one might inuiglne that the concert of tho powers wis giving n performance In that coun try. , If you have tiny pumpkin vine rail roads lying around loose 'now Is tho time to sell them. In theso days of consolidation there Is nothing likely to escape. Moves In the rnllrond game are still going steadily forward. As The Bee has nlways Insisted, tho consolidations now being effected all menu more business for Omnlm. Kansas Is demonstrating that It Is still entitled to be called "Bleeding Kan sas." The population of that, state could no more remain (pilot than prnlrlo sand In a wind storm. Omniums packing bouse figures have recovered from the apparent slump and show a handsome Increase again. The position of third In the pork packing table Is not in danger. tieorgln's efforts to make the packing lioilses of the north and west support the state government may succeed, but the (ieorglans may rest assured that they will pay the tax. If they buy any meat. Theodoru Kqpsevelt is coming out of the mountains' Saturday and tho corre spondents who have been telling such wonderful stories about him better take to the brush, even If the snow is deep. Another Jobbing linn has been added to the list of Omaha's wholesale tlrms. The growth of the city's Interests In this respect since the llrst of the century has certainly been encouraging. There Is . still room for others, however. A Chicago woman was presented by her husband it,li 11 HOO-pound safe In which to deposit her Jewels. And thnt evening while sho was at dinner thieves broke In and stole the safe. Chicago Is trying to live up to Its reputation. Cuban legislators proposo to put In full time. The new constitution pro vldes for two sessions each year. There Is no necessity for encouraging that kind of amusement, for when the Cubans get control they cau resume tho bull lights and former pastimes. ' Washington cabinet makers are In n stew Just now. Them Is but one place to till In the president's olllclal house bod and thn correspondents are having the time of their lives In trying to pick an attorney to tit In Attorney d'eneral lirlggs' shoes. This is very annoying. Tho Cincinnati courts have decided that contests In which' men ore expected to knock each other out cannot be classed ns boxing exhibitions, but that they me prize tights pure and simple. It appears strange that Intelligent peo ple would contend otherwise, but they do. It Is really too bad that a busy rail road president cannot push nslilc; the business thnt has accumulated during ft fortnight's absence while he discusses various rumors with tho yellow Journal reporters. Hut It seems there are presi dents of railroads who me thoughtless enough to prefer attending to the affulrs of their position Instead of glvlug out Interviews. OVEMXQ OF i'ATlTjtAMEXT. The British Parliament was opened yesterday by King Edward In person, the evont being marked by clnbornte ceremonies, According-to 1 lie dispatches London has witnessed no equal display since the late queen opened Pnrllnmont In 1801 and' It may be doubted whether that event was quite equal to the ono of yesterday. Great Britain's sovereign Is showing that he has nn ndequnte np precintlon of nil thnt belongs to him in the way of pomp and show nnd cere rnony nnd doubtless this will be even more fully manifested in the future. The king's speech, In the preparation of which he possibly had some hand, Is on tho usual order, though a somewhat more extended statement of the affairs of the country than Is ordinarily made In tho nddrcss from the throne. Tho matter of chief Interest In It, of course, relates to the South African war nnd this gives assurance o'jfHho continnhtlco or tno policy or suDjugatlon. There is no hope held out to the Uoers of any purpose on the part of the British gov ernment to modify Its policy or to ac cept anything short of their uncon ditional surrender. Tho present session of Parliament promises to lie busy and Interesting. The government will bo called upon to nnswer n grent ninny troublesome questions regarding the conduct of the South African war. It Is expected that Lord Wolseley, formerly commnnder-ln-chief, will make some rovelntlons ns to military administration that will not serve to strengthen the ministry In the confidence of tho country. It Is said that the revelations Wolsoley is In n position to make bear wholly upon tho question ns to whether the people should be trusted with tho recommendations to ministers made by military and naval experts. Ministerial changes nro predicted ns likely to take place soon. It is thought to be probable that Lord Salisbury will retire at an early day. He Is not upon tho best of terms with the king, but that may not have much Influence and undoubtedly It rests entirely with Salis bury whether he shall remain In office or hand over the arduous duties of the premiership to another. It hns been reported for some time that he was anxious to retire, but has been per suaded to remain until the African war should be brought to an end. Certain it is that no other British statesman has tho confidence of the nation in equal degree with Salisbury nnd his re tirement at this time would probnbly have a very bad effect upon tho coun try. There Is n strong government ma jority In Parliament, so that there Is no danger to the ministry from adverse action by that body. Parliament will have to vote more money for military and naval require ments and under existing economic con ditions in the United Kingdom this Is' 11 pretty serious matter. The burden of taxation Is already well nigh unbear able aud with Industries languishing and commerce declining the limit must soon bo reached If tho heavy war ex penditures continue, an they seem likely to for nn Indefinite time. TO RECLAIM ARID LAXDS. Omaha's Commcrclnl club has taken an advanced position on tho matter of Irrigation, being among the foremost In advocating tho proposition Hint the gen eral government assist In tho work of reclaiming tho arid regions. Fully a year ago tho Commercial club an nounced Its position on this matter and hns slnco consistently worked along the lines then laid down. Its present effort to secure tho adoption of a memorial to congress by tho legislature Is but an other step In the dlrectlou of tho general move. Thero Is no questioning the logic of the Commercial club's position. The general work of reclaiming the arid lands of the wrst has proceeded to al most tho limit of private resource or stato Interest. This Is not because the ventures in tho way of Irrigation have been found unprofitable, for wherever land has been put under ditch and a water supply has been found nvallable, the return In crops has been amply re munerative. But certain questions have arisen concerning the use of interstate waters which cannot be determined by state legislation, and these must be taken cognizance of by the general gov ernment. The conservation of tho water supply Is the real key to thn situation. Nearly all of the unreclaimed arid re gion Is still public domain, owned by tho people of tho United ' states. As such tho Interest of the people lies di rectly in tho course of action proposed by the Commercial club. Efforts nt scouring tho reclamation of this arid land through legislation de signed to encourage nnd stimulate state aud Individual action, such as the Carey desert land law, have been only partly successful. Much land has been taken up under that act and similar legisla tion, but Its development has been ham pered for lack of means sufllclent to control the conditions surrounding the watur supply. Experts who have studied the question deeply are agreed that tho desert can only bo redeemed through a general and comprehensive plan for tho coutrol of the water. As to details there Is some dispute, which can only be determined after a thorough Investi gation. One thing Is certain. Only the general government can provide tho means and exercise the authority needed for the successful establishment and mainte nance of the general system that will bo necessary for the conservation of tho water needed to carry on the Irrigation of tho vast area now lying Idle. It Is to securo this government action that tho Commercial club is now working. Its efforts should have the hearty support not only of tho legislature, but of all who have the real welfare of the west at heart. Omaha people will get much personal satisfaction from reading the list of con firmations of army appointments made by tho president. General Lee Is now In command of tho Department of tho Missouri; General Bates marched away from Omaha nt the head of tho gallant Second Infantry, which was so popular THE OMAHA DAILT BEE: FRIDAY, 1TEBKTJATIY 15, 1001. here, nnd Genernls Wlienton, Sumner nnd Schwnn nil served In the depart ment hero nnd have many personal friends In the city. The pestiferous Pettlgrew opposed the confirmation of General Bates, because he negotiated tho treaty with the sultan of Sulu, but the opposition of tho South Dakota Im placable was of no avail. Uencrnl Bates' record as a soldier will shine long after Prttlgrew Is forgotten. A MOHE PAVOltADhH OVTJ.UUK. There Is a more favorable outlook, ne- cording to Havana ndvlces, for nn nmlcnble understanding between Cuba and the United States respecting their future relations. The constitutional con ventlon has appointed a committee to draw up a proposition defining the re lations to exist between the now rcpub lie nnd this country nnd It Is stated that a meeting will probnbly bo nrrnnged be tween Governor Gcnornl Wood nnd tho committee to consider some proposal that will be acceptable to this govern ment. This Indicates a gratifying change In thcsltuntlon. There are radicals, like General Ulvern, who still Insist thnt no special concessions should bo mndc to the United States In the constitution nnd that tho question of future relations should be loft for determination after tho constitution Is adopted. These radl cais take tho view that there will bo no Independence left If Cuba allows tho United States naval stations and per mits this government to have n volco In tho treaty relations between Cuba nnd other countries. But It seems that con servative opinion Is in the ascendnnt, doubtless Influenced by tho considera tion thnt unless Cuba shall mnke somo rensonnble concessions to the United Stntcs It cnnnot expect to establish with this country tho close commercial rela tions without which tho Industrial nnd commercial development of the Island must bo very sl6w. There Is evidence In this of tho Influ ence upon the delegates to tho consti tutional convention of the financial and business elements, who understand how essential It Is to the future welfare and prosperity of Cuba thnt the now govern ment shnll be established on n basis to Insure stability, that It shall offer ample security to llfo nnd property, aud that It shall maintain toward tho United States Intimate political and commercial relations. Only in this way can Cuba attract capital and develop and prosper. It would seem, therefore, that all Cu bans would see the expediency, from tho point of view of self-interest, of effecting such an alliance or understand ing with the United States as will create universal confidence lu the new repub lic, draw capital to It nnd cnnble It to attain that material prosperity which Its resources make jiosslble. There need be nnd thero would be no sacrltlco of Independence in doing this. Cuba would not be less free be- cause closely united with and volun tarily taking counsel ns to Its foreign relations from the United States. But tho Island republic would be more se cure therefor, would more certainly command the respect of other countries and would be better assured of attain ing prosperity. It Is a common thing among a certain class to assert that tho great Influx of foreigners Into this country Is respon sible for a largo part, of the crime which comes to the attention of the courts. Those who believe this might find some food for reflection In Platte county. There Is probably no county In the stato having u larger proportion of foreign-born citizens. It Is also one of tho oldest and most thickly settled counties In the state, but Is Just now hnvlng its first murder trial. That is a pretty good record for any county. Going Into voluntary liquidation be cause the business Is no longer re munerative Is tho way ono of Ne braska's oldest and most conservative lonn companies answers the charge that the money power has Its grip on the farmer. Tho low rate of Interest charged for money nowadays rendered Its business unprofitable. There Is not much comfort for the calamltyltes In this situation. Mnny peoplo arc wondering what Andrew Carnttglo ran possibly do with all his money when he receives pay ment for his big steel plant and other properties. Past experience should teach people that the world Is full of men who could get rid of all Carnegie's vast fortune In much less time than It took Carnegie to accumulate It. neports from tho Philippines Indicate that exceptional progress Is being made In tho pacification of the Islands nnd tho substitution of civil for military government. If Spanish habits will per mit tho people to remain quiet long enough to give the now rule n trial the Infection will probably spread. The Michlgnn supreme court has lust ruled that a franchise, when associated kith tangible property, possesses real alue nnd its assessment for purposes of taxation Is valid. This doctrine of law may mean something to tho county com missioners aud aid them lu deciding on that electric road proposition. A Forceful Iteninrk. Washington Star. Thero must bo some regrets at sc.elng W. J, Bryan waste his talents on economic generalities whea tho Nebraska legislature appears to be needing advice so much. Illicit Sum nn 11 lliiiuiirr. Philadelphia North American. The worst famine In tho history of China Is reported from tho provinces of Shan SI and Shen SI, nnd the government Is ao crip pled by the destruction of Its resources In I'oliln and the loss of trensuro stolen by tho allies that it Is unnblo to relievo tho dis tress of tho people. To InsUt upon extrava gant Indemnity from a starving peoplo la sheer brutality, nnd It Is to be hoped that the United StateH will resist to the utmost tho demands of tho predatory powers that are plotting tho disruption of China. Tlir Npoouer Anii-nilment, Chicago inter-Ocean. The Impending passage of the Spooner amendment Is rauso for rejoicing. Tho measure has ampin precedent In the first Ixnilslana art, and enables the president to extcad homo rule In the Philippines s fast as the natives are fit for It. It trcngthens the armr hv offering thn sol st diers a deflnlto field of activity. It strengthens tho authority of tho govern ment In tho Islands by assuring the natives that tho United States will keep Its prom ises nnd gratify their legttlmato nsplra tlons toward self-government under tho siars anil Binpcs. lleciillliiK n .v,T Things. Chicago lntcr-Occnn. The Cubans represented In the Havana convention seemed lo assume that the United States was In duty bound to mako this expenditure of iino.ooo.OOn. to nv ih salaries of Cubans who fought against pain, to reed tho starving peoplo of the several provinces, and to ask absolutely nothing tn return. To tho minds of these professional revolutionists tho United States is simply n great eleemosynary In stitution which they aro free to levy on wnen mey aro In trouble and free to as sail when they nre out. Cnn ThU U- Trnet Chicago Times-Herald. Judge Watermnn Is of the opinion that women aro usually unrellahlo ns witnesses in trials Involving business matters. It is highly probablo that tho Judge being n discreet man would havo kept this opinion to himself If it had not been for tho fact that ho was compelled to set aside, a verdict which seemed to rest upon the testimony of two women and which was directly contrary to much written ovldcnco that was adduced on tho other side. As tho matter on trial was eight years old Judeo Waterman hart every reason to bcllcvo that tno written evidence was mora reliable than the oral testimony. (Joirrnnr ,nh Kndnrseil. Philadelphia Itccord. Governor Nash of Ohio desorves tho hearty thanks of nil order-lovlng peoplo for nts refusal to permit a prlzo fight be tween tho pugilists Jeffries nnd Iluhlln to tnko placo in Cincinnati. Tho real charac tor of tho nffalr was to bo disguised by cnlllng it n boxing match and n half- charltablc, balf-enterprlsing atmosphcro wna to bo lent to it by tho proposition to uso tho profits to wipe out tho debt In curred in entertaining tho Sacngerfest ns soclatlon in thnt city. Somo may have been misled by these representations, but Governor Nash was not. As soon ns the real character of tho affnlr became clear to him ho determined to stop It. Trnnnplnntlnir Hrpnbtlrnnlam. Indianapolis Journal. Itcprcsontntlvo Drown of Ohio grew very eloquent in his denunciation of "a colonial policy," Tho phraso involves a fallacy. A. policy contemplates a steady nnd per manent lino of action, but there Is nothing of tnnt Kind In our acquisition of tho Phllln- pines. Tho United Stntcs has not entered on n policy of colonial expansion. It In simply trying to do the best It cnn with territory it hns acquired through tho for tuno of war and without premeditation. Tho McKlnley plnn of holding theso now nos- eesslona nnd planting thero tho seeds of republican government is far better than tho Drown plan of abandonment. Thero Is nothing In a colonial policy of coward ice to command admiration. The Qnrrn AVuo .Not Ilrllllnnt. Chicago Tribune. Whllo tho Into nuccn was not In nnv senn a woman of genius, her tastes wore schol arly and her encouragement of everything pertaining to Iltcraturo and nrt -wns cnn. slant and discriminating. Tho London Ainenacum says of her: "Never waB the qcoen moro sensible, more gracious, more human than in her lntercaursn with tho great men of her tlroo marked out by In tellect." Sho was tho flrBt English mon arch since James I to write books, her "Leaves from tho Journal of Our Llfo In tho Highlands" having appeared in 1868, and "Moro Leaves" in 1884. The two volumes nro pleasant reading! but In ono sense dis appointing, ns they do not redact thn queen's own opinions or predilections. This illustrates one of tho disadvantages of being a queen. Sho may hnvo opinions on outside matters, but she must keep them to herself. Ilelinkcd the olny Ilnnquetera. Chicago Uccord. Tho Japaneso minister to tho United States, visiting Now York us n guest nt tho banquet of the Silk Association of America, did what many another person has felt llko doing on other occasions. Whllo reading his written speech tho other guests began to laugh and talk, whereupon Mr. Kogora Taknhlra flung his manuscript on tho floor and refused to proceed. Mr. Takahlra had for his subject "Japan and Its Estimate of America," which ought to havo been exceedingly interesting nnd profitable. It Is likely, however, that tho next time that subject is assigned to hlni his expressions will ho still moro Inter esting, expanded as his estimates will be by the cxpcrlenco In question. What ho thinks about our national politeness, as ono feature of affairs, should bo highly edifying. It is unfortunate that on such nn oc casion tho hosts of tho evening could not adopt even temporarily tho formal courtesy tnnt mnrns social events, great and small, in tno orient. The Lobby of n l'ulille Knemy. St. Louis Qlobo-Democrnt. It is n fact admitted hv fnlr-mlmlnrl MM. ens of Missouri, regardless of party, that legislation In this stato has long been con trolled by a lobby. This lobby Is a power ful organization with tentacles reaching into every section of tho state. Its term never oxplres. It begins with a new legis lature Just where It left off with thn nld one, and puts out its feelers around new siaio oinecrs to nscertnln tho extent to which they can he used for lnhhv nnrnnira What the lobby seeks is legislation for prl- vaio gain, im sencmes aro contrived for tho profit of tho few nt tho cxpenso of tho mnny. It sounds llko a platltudo to assort that tho proper object of a legislature Is to promoto tho welfare of all tho people of tho state. In Missouri, however, tho state ment Is nn abstraction or a myth rathor than a practical truism. The lobby in Mis souri has been tho supremo governing nower for mnnv venrs. 11. Rh.inett (h Inn's that touch or ndd to Its financial Inter ests, ah citizens aro Its prey, the com monwealth Is its qunrry. All honest men hold It In nbhorrenco nnd would rcjnlco to seo it driven out and destroyed forever. Let Mr. Illnlr Name (lie Man, Army nnd Nnvy Register. We havo come Into possession of n re- markablo document, tho preface of which bears tho slgnnturo of Mr. Frank I'. Dlalr of Chicago, ono of tho attorneys who rep resented O, M. Carter durlngs tho latter's trial by court-martial nt Savannah, for nl lpged conspiracy ngnlnst tho government whllo n captain of engineers of the army. There Is ono sentence, tha.t concluding Mr. Illalr says, "Tho truth In this case will finally como out no staff department In the army Is powerful enough to keep It hid much longer, nnd when P. does Its light will smite more than one person with blind ness." We should say that the tlmo for turning on thn blinding light will never he more opportune than now. If Mr. nialr possesses any definite Information which will sustain his Insinuations that nny staff department of tho army Is hiding tho truth in the Ccrter case, It Is high time that he impart theso Important facts to thoso who aro anxious to nliare with him the "Inildo history" of tho prosecution. Wo Imagine that such officers ns General John M. Wil son nnd Judge Advocnto General Llcber will be quite ready to meet anything which Mr. Dlalr may have to offer. If that gentlo- man Intends to smlto anyone, now Is the tlmo for him to do It. AMi:mr. wa(h:s. Cnnillllnn iif WiirUliiRiiirn linn Itn proveil Dnrliiu I'lfly Yen. Chicago Tribune. Cnrroll D. Wright, commissioner of Inbor, delivered nn address the other evening be foro tho American Statistical association In which he tiled figures to show thnt the condition of tho worklngmiin lu tho t'nlted States has greatly Improved during tho Inst half century, lie proved liy foir different sots of statistics that the real vnlue of wages nt present Is greater tlmn thnt of the wnges of fifty ynrs ago. The money received for a day's labor will now buy more In tho way of food, clothing nnd shelter than nt nny previous time. Hut tho wage-earner hns at the same time advanced his stnndnrd of living. Ho wnnts moro things tlmn did tho mechanic or fnrmer of fifty years ngo. Ho achieves more lu a day's work Omit his grandfather did, nnd ho needs better food nnd clothing to lit him for this more productive work. Mr. Wright says if tho laborer did not ndvnnco In his standard of living his mar gin for n rainy day would bo constantly enlarged, With enro nnd frugality his surplus would bo much greater than in tho past. At this point Mr. Wright hardly gives tho wnge-enrners enough ciedlt fo wnnt they nre saving. Ho says they do not spend quite tho grdss amount of thel wages, but tho present enormous holdings of tho savings banks would seem to do mnnd n stronger statement than this. A largo shnro of tho money now. In sjch lu ntltutlons represents tlm savings of wage earners. Tho totnls In tho reports of such banks alono would Indicate that tho em ploycs on fnrms, in factories, on rnllroads nnd In Industries of nil kinds hnvo never before had so much money laid by for n rainy day. nut nro thn wage-earners of tho nrescnt 4dny nsj contented as thoso of fifty years ngo7 it may ho ndmltted thnt their real wnges nxo higher than ever lu tho past, and that thoy nro saving moro than before, but tills Is no Indication of their stnto of mind As their wnges have- Increased nnd their Hours hnvo decreased they have developed desires for moro of tho comforts nnd luxur ies of life. Nobody would expect them to live ns did tho worklngmen of half n cen tury ago. Ah knowledgo of and desire for tho good things of earth Increnso discontent Is apt to grow. This discontent spans tho dlstnnco between what a man hns and what ho wants. Is this gap wider or narrower now than It wan fifty years ngo? Still an other question: Is nnybody sure It would Do best for them or for tho nation If thev could ho nmdo contented In tho senso of having no unfulfilled desires? STATUS OP MIIS. .VA.TIOX. Cnrrle Xnllnn' lluslmnil nerlnrrn Ihc '1 rip Knnt In He n MUtnkc. Chicago Inter Occnn. Although ho is n comparatively inconse quential person nt this time. It is nt lenst interesting to learn what tho husband of .Mrs. Nation is thinking about her JuBt now. "Sho should remain In Kansas, where sho can do Borne good." ho says In nn Interview "I do not npprovo her going all over tho enst nnd mnklng n show of herself, ns some people out thero only wnnt to mako fun of nor. I think she Is showing to tho world mat sno is losing her nerve. if sho starts to ralso any row in Chi cngo or other towns I hope they will put ncr in jan nnu mako her Buffer for It. I took her part and spent several hundred hard-earned dollars whllo sho was fighting saloons in Wlchitn, but when sho goes out oi ner spnero I will havo nothing moro to do with her should she got Into trouble." it is not often that tho husband of a woman llko Mrs. Nation exhibits Buch dar ing. Without any desire to reflect unon him, It is difficult to refrain from suggest ing thnt ho might havo hesitated to express himself thus freely and boldly had ho not been awnro nt the tlmo that Mrs. Nntlon, accompanied by her press agent, was al ready over tho Kansas border nnd speeding lowara an expectant cast. Removed from her influence. Mr. Nation. It will bo seen, was rather Inclined to regret ins separation from tho sovernl hundred dollars which Mrs. Nation's cnmpalgn in Wichita had cost him. it is unlikely that, unuor tne spell of her presence, ho would navo thought of referring to such n trifle, It was only when ho found that sho was abandoning her sphere nnd her hatchet and making for tho scoffing cast thnt ho began to regard tho wlculta Investment ns n dead loss. Yet wo doubt very much that in tho event of Mrs. Nntlon finding troublo hero or elsewhere Mr. Nation will hnrden his heart against her. It Is not reasonablo to suppose that ho will. Tho husbands of such women nro necessarily long suffering, for giving nnd forgetful. Tho enso of Mr. Lcosc, nusDana or .Mary Kiizabetu Lease, Is suffi cient to establish tho fact that tho worm will not turn whllo thore la a shred of hope left. Mr. Nation may bo Inclined to bo n Httlo bumptious Just now, but in Justlco let us suspend Judgment on tho entlro Blncerlty or nis aecinration until Mrs. Nation finds it necessary to telegrnph or visit him. I'KHSOVAI, AXIJ OKXKnAL. It Is said that tho staff of Governor Yates Is the most gorgeously appareled aggrega- lon of feather bed warriors ever seen within tho borders of Illinois. Tho staff consists of thirty-two colonels, most of them young men of his own years, and their uniforms cost $273 each. Young Norton D. Plant, who expresses himself ns being satisfied with $30,000 a year when ho might havo $17,000,000, is a good deal moro of a philosopher than rich men s sons nro likely to be. One hundred dollars a day, not counting Sundays nnd holidays, wouldn t bo clgarctto monoy for some fellows In his position. Thero Is a movement on foot In Wash ington for tho erection of n memorial to General Albert Ordway, tho organizer and flr3t brigadier general of tho District Na tional guard. Captain C. Kred Cook, finan cial secrclary of tho Memorial association, will recelvo subscriptions until March 1 and If sufficient funds shall bo raised tho monu ment will bo dedicated on May 30 next- Mrs, Mary Palmer Danks, widow of Gen- oral N. V. Danks, who died n few days ago, worked In a cotton factory for fifteen years, beginning at tno ngo of 12, and Genoral Danks first mot her there. As tho wlfo of General Danks of Massachusetts she danced with the prince of Wales, now Edward VII, In 18G1. Upon thn death of her husband. n 1S!M, congress bestowed upon Mrs. Danks n pension of $1,200 n year. Senator Jones of Arkansas Is a member of a humane society. He is also on oc casion the roverso of a dnndy In his cos tume. Tho other day he stopped on his way to the capltol nnd began Inspecting n team of horses stnndlng near tho curb, "What you feeling about thnt horse's nork for?" demanded tho driver. "I wnnt to seo If tho collar fits this horse," said tho senator mildly. "Woll." said tho driver, "If it dont fit no bettor'n that collar (Its you It's n darn bad fit. Git op," Tho Dartenders' association of Now York has adopted resolutions npprovlng of Mrs. Carrlo Nation. They say: "Wo believe our nctlon will show Mrs. Nation In the right light. Sho is a misunderstood wo man. Anybody vho haB over seen n Kansas saloon will not bo surprised thnt any right- minded person would want to smash it. After drinking tome of tho stuff they sell n them ono would want to smash every thing." Tho bartenders have Invented three new drinks In tho smasher's honor, ono of which they havo named "The Carrie Na tion Cocktail." lyrCIIIMJS OP AVASIII.OTO.V I.IFFJ. Scene nnd Iiirliletila A rim nil the lln of .Nntlimnl Politic. When Senator Kearns of Utah took hi seat In tho senato It seemed that there wnj to bo a trio of senators who part their hnlr In tho middle, even nfler Senato Wolcolt left, says the Washington Times Tho senators In this congress arranging their hair In this way nre Senators Ken ney, Kenn nnd Wolcott. Senator Wolcott has failed to bo returned by his state, nnd It seemed nt first as If tho trio was to be reduced to n duct. Dut Senator Kcarn nprenred on tho scene. When ho entered the Hcnato chamber to tnko the oath, It was evident in n mlnuto that he was to tnko Senator Wolcott's placo In tho brother noon, ins slightly rotund form was clad in a scrupulously well-fitting cut away coat, In tho lapel of which bios somed n red carnation, nnd, best of nil ho had tho rule-strnlght parting of his dark chestnut hnlr. The division wa mathematically over the brldso of his nos nnd tho curling ends of tho bang were urusneu back toward the ears. Unfortunately, somebody made mention of tho fact that Mr. Kearns whs one of tho very few senators who part their hair in tho middle. Perhaps It was thn bar nor, nna rumor says it was. Whoever happened to mnke tho observation do stroyed nil tho lltttn edifice of hope that tnoso interested in preserving to tho sen nto n trio of members parting their hal In tho middle had built up. Tho next day Senator Kearns appeared with his hal parted over the left eyebrow. General Pellx Agnus of Haltlmore stopped In Washington on his ,way to Cuba, whero ho hns bought nn Immense tract of laud. Ho met a party of friend in tho senato restaurant nnd they began telling war stories, says tho Washington correspondent of tho Mllwnuken Wisconsin "in u chnrgo during the Sovcn Days Klght," Bald General Agnus, "I wns shot through the chest nnd tumbled down on tho field. When I came to my senses found that n young confederate, nlso badly wounded, was lying across ray legs. Wi got nil Jumbled up in that charge. looked down at him nnd Bnw ho was tn a bad way. Dlood wbb pouring from my wounds nnd from his. Ho was very weak nnd kept calling for water. 'Water!' he said, over nnd over again. 'Water! Water! I had a canteen on my belt full of black coffee. I managed to rnlso myself up pnough to get to tho canteen. I pulled tho cork with my teeth and handed htm tho can teen. I could henr the coffco gurglo down his parched thront. When he had slaked his thirst ho pulled himself together and handed tho canteen back, saying: 'Yank here's your canteen. Thnnk you, d n you "icars nfterwnrd," continued the general I met thnt man in Haltlmore. He was n brilliant chap and was working on the old Dalttmoro Gazotto. I took him over to my paper, tho American, and ho worked thero until he died." Out of tho thousands of words In Senator Town's speech four of them Becm to havo fastened themselves upon tho senate, "Whlstlo down tho wind" is tho popular phraso. Tho day after Senator Towne used H Senntor Hoar embodied It in a speech. A day or two later Senator Morgan used it, nnd still moro recently Senator Teller said thnt tho deportation of the Manila editor wbb not n matter to be whistled down tho wind. Tho phrase ts old enough, heaven knows, but It seems to have struck tho senators as something new and quite expressive. Senators aro talking of a very witty re ply by Charles A. Townn of Minnesota to Senntor Chauncey M. Depew of New- York. At tho conclusion of Mr. Towne's speech tho other day he received congratulations from mnny of his associates, including Mr. Depew, who had been an Interested Itstcncr throughout. "Mr. Towne," Bald Senntor Depew, congratulate you. Your delivery was tine. your diction elegant, your peroration su perb nnd your argument damnable." "Mr. Dcponr," replied Senator Towne, Instantly, "I am delighted to know you approve of tho only features of it you could comprehend. senator uopew laugned ns heartily ns others who heard it at Mr. Towne's re tort. Much of tho excellence of Allen's stories nro lost when they aro paraded In cold print. Thoy loso his unctuous humor, his graphic style, his facial expression, his droll tone. Ho is especially clever in ne gro dialect stories, one of which he told tho other night when ho had assembled his friends for tho hog nnd hominy feast It was a conversation between two dar kles on his plantation, says the Post. 'Moso, said one of tho negroes to the other, ''do you know them niggers down on Catfish Pint?" Cattish Tolnt, Mr. Allen explains, is a bend in tho river. "Sure," says Mose. ''Do you remember the gal I was paying my civilities to?" "Sut'nly." "Dey hns been tellln' dat gal that I am tho sneaklngcst nigger dat ever wsb." "Dey did tell dat gal that you was dat kind cf a nigger? asked Most. "Dey sut'nly did." "Woll." said Mose, "dey has got you lo cated sho' cnuff." If there wns ono thing characteristic of the late Senator Gear of Iowa, it was his frnnkness. Senator Dolllvr recently re cnlled nn instnnce In which tho exhibi tion of this trnlt worked to Mr. Gear's advantage. Gear was a candidate for congress. The prohibition sentiment was running high In his district and the temperance people concluded to put the candidate through an examination. They held n meeting, to which thoy Invited Mr. Gear. Ho accepted. The chairman of the meeting wns a Quaker. "Wo learn," said tho Quaker to Mr. Gear, "that thco dost not belong to nny temper nnco society, nnd that thee dost tako a drink when It pleases thee?" "Th.lt Is true," replied Mr. Gear with out any hesitation. "Thee nrt very frank," said the Quaker, "und thy frankness Is moro to bo com mended than thy hnblts, We do not think theo ought to drink, but If thou hadit lied to us we would not have supported thee. Theo will now recelvo our votes." And Mr. Gear did get their votes. He never forgot' tho Incident and its moral. Thoso who havo closely observed the conduct of Senator William B. Chandler during the last few weeks nre wondering what chnngo has como over tho spirit of his dream, says tho Times, Por years he has been n thorn In the sides of the re publican mumbors of .the senate, a, free nnco who was liable to tilt full speed against thoso whom party affiliation markod out ns his friends. Of late, howevor, or moro strictly speaking, since something happened up in Now Hampshire, ho has not been tho Bamo Chandler. True, his yo still flashes the samo old fire, but the rep- per sauro seems to have largely disap peared from his tongue. Tho bursts of vitriolic eloquence, that used tn make ad ministration members writhe In tholr seats aro now reserved for tho minority. His open ndvocacy of tho ship Biibsldy hill Is tho cause of commont, especially as his position was not clearly defined until a few days ngo. There ts an appearance of serenity on thn republican sldo of thti chamber when he gots up to speak that was altogether wanting In the old days, a nKi.icATi; si'iunrr. Mnkea o IHfTerence AVhelher the llrldr lie Old iir Yon hit. Chlcngo Tlmes-lternld. Mr. Andrew Cnrnegle, In his new cnpnclty of nll-nround ndvtscr to mankind, declares that more men should mnrry women who nre older thnn themselves, If a woman is SO or SO yenrs older than her husbnnd Mr, Carnegte thinks their union Is likely to bn n good thing for nil concerned. Wo confess that It Is rather difficult to follow the drift of Mr. Carnegie's nrgJ ment. It Is true that we havo some nntnblo examples of conjugal happiness wherein thn oaks nro much younger thnn tho vines thnt cling to them. Thero Is tho celebrated llaroness lturdctt Coutts nnd tho young man who Is her lord nnd master (by courtesy), for example. Wo hnvo never henrd It even hinted that tho hnroness nnd her husbnnd were not as happy ns two doves on n tin roof. Yet tho hnroness is, if all reports nro true, nlmost old enough to be her husband's grand mother. Dut theirs Is nn exceptional case and must not bo set up ns a precedent for thn world at large. It lirts been rumored that Oi baroness' young mnn woji not nnlmated by lovo alono when ho rnllert her "baby" the llrst time, but wo havo no right to draw conclusions from stories that havo their origin In mem circumstantial combination. Another caso mi Mr. Carnegie's sldo of tho argument is furnished by Mr. and Mis (leorgn Cornw.illls-Wcst. Mrs. West, who wns formerly Ijidy Randolph Churchill, might havo sent her son's outgrown twiby clothes to her future husband when h was learning to say "Ah-Goo" If tho Wests had needed help. Wo have every reason to believe that Mr. nnd Mrs. West nro Just ns happy today as they wero the llrst tlmo ho took her In his nrnis nnd snld: "Tell tno again, sweetie, thnt you never really loved nnybody till yon eaw me." Coming a lltttn nearer home, wo mny con ; elder tho case of Sir. Cornelius Vnnderbllt. who Is, wo believe, nine or ten yenrs younger thnn his pretty wifo. Although , sho cost him $10,000,000, his Hrdor does not seem to havo cooled lu thn least slnen Uielr mnrrlnge. if nppenrnnecs count for anything he ts still n-i 'ond of tho lmly 1 nn ho was tho very first time sho ever lnld her check up next to his Adam'" npplo nnd murmured: "Ps oor lttlo dlrl " So wo see that in at least three notahln Instnnces seniority on tho part of 'thn wlfo has not been a bar to happiness, mill, it must not bo forgotten thnt ngnlnst thesn ndmlrablo cases thero nro many of a. di rectly oppo8lto naturo to bo taken into account. It would bo Idlo to contend that unhapplncsB must necessnrlly follow whero Uio wlfo chance to bo one, two or even fivo years older thnn her husband. There Is no H rcaon why tho woman should nlways bn " condemned on nrcount of her years. In theso strenuous days men froaucntlv suc cumb moro readily than women to thn ravnges of tlmo and now that tho Indies nro playing golf nnd Indulging In nearly nil tho other ratlonnl outdoor sports thero ib no reason why tho years should not set nn lightly on them na on their brothers generally. Why, then, should it bo neces sary to InsUt that cither tho wlfo or tho husband must bo twenty or thirty yearn i older thnn tho other? Mr. Carnegio Is evidently hnrklnir back tn tho days when ho was a schoolboy for his logtc. Thero Is n tlmo In every man's llfo when it seems to him that ho could ho trulv happy with n woman say fifteen or twenty years om mnn himself, hut ho generally gets over that feeling before it becomes possible for him to obtain a marrlago license. WITH TUB JKSTUII. - "itiiiiuiuiiKe-joncs society n iadfl sc?m,, t0. bo '""do "P of such aJ.ot 0(jPlo wo don't know. . . - " ium.-Mwiirr. vi (inn I Pill 1L n.ly ie".ri 8.n.y ?'?: that society peoplo who don't know us. Gregory Mil. the nstronomers nnd wloo mnTWTO nt wrk reforming tho oalendnr i,n,1Ja,nJn,0,.hfH? "f computing tho years liaVInir lien rlitp nrjul ..lT. , Of dat" -.... . uLnfttojju-it unci out "Wliflf In Mm ,.& .1- . .. . ...., up,-, ui-iuiiniiPd a wa King delegate who dropped In whllo they wero making their calculations, "of worklne over time? Yon iran'i o-t nn,hi.. fOr it "rf l,ll UAIIA ClevMiinrl TMnlti linn I... rm. . . Ing at their first baby: v n ,OOK ' With such a manslvo head tut that." said mnni" ier, - no win im a stntcs- "With Blinh ma,l. u .... practical father, "ho Is pretty suro to he n you sometimes get tired. Mr. Klchbatch. of iTiiiK iui uiuno in mat great house of yotiM7 Ho .(elderly, but woll prese.rved)-Indeed I do. Ml Itiintnr. Tim la x mini- In nnlf rrtv Inrn .lrl r. , . ,. . . spend the rest of their days with me. Youth's Comnanlon: Dn vnr nt.i Tom. in his first trousers, was walking with his tiny overcoat turned back to Its utmost limit, ,'..rJon?." .."aId tno fn'l'er, meeting tho child, "button your cont." jiui mo ooy demurred. "Look n.t mine." lulrlerl lilu fntli-r "Yes," said Tom, ruefully, und bbeylnsr under protest, "but everybody knows that uu wear trousers! Cleveland Plnln T)nnlr? "t),-. kings now title is Edwnrd VII. Isn't It?" inquired tho pntron who was waiting to havo her new waist tried on. "Yes." replied tho dressmaker, her mouth full of pins. "His tltlo Is cut V-shaped, with two whalebones set in nt the side." Chleaco Tribune: The near-slirhtert eltlzru looked helplessly nt the piles of drifted snow that lay on tho sidewalk lu front of his house. "What would you tnko to clean this walk?" ho snld, addressing tho first mnn who came nlong. "A shovel, sir,' repue.1 Mr. Ttuffnn .'ratts. walking delegate of Jewolers' union No. 247, passing on, Kansas City Journal: IlarherRhnv. hnlr cut, shampoo, bath or moustachn trimmed? Hotel Patron (absently) Hnlr cut mnkn it rare. Tndlannnnlls Press: "Ynu nv b niv was cntlroly without n villain?" "Yes that is. If vou i-linnm tn nmli h author." Chicago Tribune: "When hnJI It h. mv pwn?" whispered tho enraptured lover finrno ino any. "It enn't bo hefore next Werlnesrlnv." snlil the bcnutlful nctress. fnlterlnclv. "f don't get my divorce, you know, until Tucsdny.'' Dotrolt Journal: Oolfer Wbnt n Ann Scotch dialect you have. Did you not find niiucuii in acquire.' Other Golfer Oh! not so very. You see, was naturally nneertnln mt tn thn ill. tlnctlon between shall nnd will, nnd thnt gavo me a good start. Ill Fnml Delusion. Chicago Itccord. The singer owned, when nuked to sing, Ho sametlmeu did to nleasn hi friend. Thoy snld! "Then glvo us anything; An anxious uuiiieuro iiucuris. Ho warbled with n brassy lung, And. when tlio song wn ilone. thn sluhs. Kotlguoful. proved sho should hnvo sung jiui 10 nnuoy uih enemies, A WAY Ml HI-. COXVi:nS)ATIOX. Josn Wink, In Baltimore American, Fame nnd Death, unon a day. Met and chatted on tho way, "Greeting friend." In klndost tones, Murmured Death, with hnppy smile, "Let us rest besldn the wny. iseea wo nurry nn tno while?" "I must hurry," answered Fame. "Further down thn way T hule One nbldesi there whom I must inu my sweetest fruits to taste." "Rest ynu, rest you, brother mine,' Death Insisted, graciously, "Hut an hour ago that unn Aiinwcrcu io a can irom me." Kami and Death, upon a day, Met and chatted on the way. ( 1.