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THE ILLUSTRATED BEE.
Kebrtinry 10, 11)01.
No time to
pull the corJk"
Emergencies call for action.
Judgment calls for
ILERS
PURE N ALT
WHISKEY
Purity above
Told Out of Court
Do Wolf Hopper was oncu n witness In
a suit for slander, nnd tho opposing coun-
sol In tho court room .said:
"You aro an actor, I bellovo?"
"Yes," replied Hopper.
"Is not that a low calling?"
"I don't know, but It's so much better
thnn my father's that I am rather proud
of It."
"What was your father's calling, may I
ask?"
"Ho was a lawyer," said Hopper.
j lA-Kmtand Dealers, stol 1 !
Oladcton Bros. flL I
"Off to Buffalo"
lo see (Iii) fair IIiIh summer Ih tho popular
argument of tin) day. Aro you going? Ih
tho question on everyone's Hps. I hear that
It Ih going to lie ('Veil grander than tin;
World's Kulr. Why? Hconuso theru will
lid on cxlilhltlon inuuufacturi'il liauillwork
of tin; Threo Aini'i'lciiH. And (ho Omaha
llrowlug Association Iiuh made extensive
iirruugcmi'iitA to show In the world at
What Is a "rcasonahlo stato of Intoxi
cation" apparently just missed prcclso
definition by a coroner's Jury In Missis
sippi, which stated In Its verdict that "We,
tho Jury, find that deceased camo to hla
death by a stroke of an east-bound train,
No. 201, on I. C. II. ft., at Fentress, Miss.,
In Choctaw county, on tho 27th day of No
vember, 1898, ho being In a rcasonahlo state
of Intoxication." A somewhat Blmllar In
iliiflnltcncss of legal conclusion mars a re
cent verdict of a neighboring flrorgla Jury,
to tho effect that "Wo, tho Jury, find tho
defendant nlmost guilty." Hqually an un
certain and amlilguous as theso statements
by laymen Is the opinion In an early
Maryland caRu which "acknowledge!! tho
corn," by saying that an occurrence refcrrod
to took plnco "at a former sitting' whon the
court was full."
"And what Is your age, madam9" was
tho attorney's question to n Mcmphla
woman.
"My own," she answered promptly
"I understand that, madam; I mean how
old nro you?"
"I am not old, sir," with Indignation.
"I beg your pardon, madam. I mean how
many yenrs have you passed ?"
"Nono; tho years havo passed me."
"How many of them havo passed you?"
"All; I never henrd of them stopping."
"Madam, you must answer my question.
I wnnt to know your nge."
"I don't know that the acquaintance Is
desired by tho other side."
"I don't see why you Insist upon refus
ing to answer my question," said tho at
torney, coaxlngly. "I nm suro I would
toll how old I was If I were asked."
"nut nobody would ask you. for every
body knows you aro old enough to know
hottor than to ho asking a woman her
ago."
And tho attorney passed on to tho next
question.
rnero is nothing more successful In
swnylng a Jury and especially a Jury of
farmers than tho propor application of sen-!
tlment," said tho old lawyer to a Kansas
City Star man. "I remi'inher when Itnlnh
11. Turner, who was sent up from Knnsas
largo that their Justly odidiruted HIuo ltll- City for larceny, was tried In Topekn.
not; lieer is ino nesi or mi uiu uirno nee. Turner defended 1 i mso f. Ho did tho samo In
and will without u doubt carry off all ho ... . .. . . ,.,,.,..."...,";.'
meilam for purity and excellence, just mo .....v.. . ..... .,,.nlK
samo ns it uiu at tno into xrnnsmiHHissippi mi mu irsiimony was in, anil it was nam
Exposition. Don't delay-get a case at nglng evidence, too, Turner nindo his plea.
" llAnl nmnn 1 li.i unl.l Ml lu l..,.,.,ll.l I
. . .. w ..... , . ., ,i ..1 in, on in.;
Hint I could havo committed that crime.
aontlomcn, my old father lies hurled on
tho hills of Now Hampshire and ninny years
ago, when that godly old man wns on hl
deathbed, ho put his hand on my head and
said "My toy, you hnvo always been my
stny and my comfort, nover do any
thing to dlsgraco your old father's name'
and tho prisoner's volco wns choklnc.
but ho continued 'nnd It wns not mnnv
DON'T BE
SO THIN.
FREE REMEDY.
Many ladles and gentlemen who cannot
complain of any kind of sickness are ab
normally thin and cannot find any medical
treatment which will correct this condition.
Dr. Whitney's Nerve and Flesh llulldor Is
not nlono Intended for thoso who are sick,
but also for thoso who appear well and
hearty, but cannot acquire sufficient flesh to
round out tho form. In dyspepsia, Indiges
tion, all stomach troubles, debility and
nervous dlscasec no remedy Is so prompt
and powerful. In order to demonstrate the
wonderful merits of Dr. Whltnoy's Nervo
and Flesh llulldor every person who will
nddrcss tho C O. Jones Co., Elmlra, N. Y.,
will receive a largo trial package In plain
sealed wrapper absolutely free.
For sale by Sherman & McConnell Drug
wo., umana.
Shoe
Values
aro not always determined
by the selling price you pay
a profit to everyone
through whoso hands they
pass and In thnt way get a
high priced shoe. In tho
celebrated
REGENT
S3.50 SHOES
you get Identically tho same
tone, stylo and quality of leather that you
do In a shoo thnt would cost fi and $C
of any shoo houso In tho city our price for
your cholco of nny style or leather Is $3.D0.
Our $2.60 lino Is tho same others ask you
$3X0 and $4.00 for.
Shoes direct from tho factory at factory
prices.
The Regent Shoe Co.
205 South 15th .Street.
Exclusively men's shoes.
IN COMI'OUNUINO, nn nicompluto mixta re
was accidentally spilled on thubavk of tho
nulilnir nftnrwanl It wax Mix
covori'd that tho hair was completely re
moved. Wo named tho new discovery MO
I)KNK. It Ih absolutely harmless, but works
HiirorestiltH. Apply for i fuw minute ! and
the balrdlapiH!arH as If by manic. It Can
not Knll. If tho Krowth bo light, one appli
cation will remove lti tho heavy crowth,
such as the beard or growth on moleH, may
require two or mom applications, ami with
out slightest Injury or unpleasant feeling
when applied or ever afterward. Modenu sn
IMTHeilcH electrolysis, Usi-d by people of ro
lliiement, and recommended by all who havo
tested Its merits.
Modem) sen t by mall, In safety mailing
cases (securely sealed), on receipt of $1.00
per bottle. Send money by letter, with your
full address written plainly. Postage
stamps taken. Local and (cen'l agents wanted
MODKNK MANUKACTUUINO CO., IJopt. 36,
Cincinnati. O. Kvery bottlo guaranteed. Wo
otter $1,000 for failure or slightest Injury,
Omaha Brewing Association.
Telephone 12!IO.
RED GROSS
WHISKEY
FULL
QUARTS
for
ifmn tie Arnica.
Suvon Oentiirlce D'Arulca,
Arnica Xuhn Svife.
The Only International Dentifrice.
The Standard for 30 years.
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age ut All Druggists.
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II
It All Depends
I.lko many other things, drinking
beer Is a matter of tnste. If you have
cultivated a tnste for cheap, ndultor-
nted beer, ours will
not suit you. If
you want u line,
pure, spurkllng,
snappy drink, with
a flavor nnd a bead
like champagne,
try
Metz
Bottled
Beer
It's ii delightful
beverage for early
lunches or lute sup
pers any old time
nnd you'll not
havo n headacho lu
tho morning, even
If you do take u
glass too much. If
you nro from Mis
souri, we'll be glad
to show you. five
It u trial.
If your deiiler doexn't liiinille It,
order from iin direct
Tol. 119.
Metz Bros'. Brewing Go.
OMAHA.
All the I.iullra Kit!
Gold Meiil
Chocolate Bon Bons
I, 2, !t nnd B iioiitul boxen, (lllc it pounil.
W. S. Bnlduff,
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Uoyaldiipitneso l'ertimio
'of r rLi "
r.nrloM. lioAlnue.
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031 Broadway, Ntw York City
gemington
typewriters
Kill riiriinin St,
LET US START YOU
HW to HtO Weekly nnti Kx-
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Our AL','nl nml unlcniiicn imiile (hit
Hlioo.ono.oo bt a out iipl Intr Ilio
fiinriiKniH ilcniiiiiil fur mir famous
(("'el' lliilli Cnhlnel ntlil np.
I'miiiiiiir hkhiiih. n . niiernil fdicr.
I No krliellle or fnn inelllixla.
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We recommtna above firm as reliable. Mditot ,
Ni". 1 ' I
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Direct to consumer.
Express charge prepaid.
W&NTPn Hellnblo women or
' M-,u to sell our goods t
men
to tho 1
000 population, permanent cmploymont at
goon pny. Aiiuress thk uhkat isast-
ISKN UU1''1''I5K AISIJ TKA uu., aui aouui
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H y guii ii
Recommeaded by
leading physicians.
A pure and autrl-
tloua atlmulaat for
family uee. Bucb
whlikey aa we of'
fer for $S.OO oaanot
be purchased else
where for $6.00.
We ship In plain
packages no marks
to lidlcate conter 1
and If not per
foctly satisfactory
return at our eX'
pense and we will
refund money at
once.
References:
First Nationul
Bank of
Ointiliu ur any
Express
Company.
1 MONEY
i
years ago thnt my saintly old mother laid r'sumer !n communities from 1.000 to 10,
her head down to rest. I was called In
sorrow to her bedside nnd there, In the
presenco of tho awful nnd tho unknown,
my mother took my hand In hers, which
nlready was growing cold, nnd whispered
"My hoy, ns you pass through life, with all
Its failures nnd temptations, romeinhor that
your old mother Is wntehlng you." Oen
tlomon of tho Jury, I could not commit n
crlmo.'
"Turner wns quite overcome with his
omotlons. nut hack In the court room
wns his brother-ln-lnw nnd he turned to
mo nnd snld with a smllo:
'uld you hear thnt fellow? Why, his
father nnd mother nro both living.'
"nut tho Jury turned him loose."
Tho old lawyer told another story In
which tho sentiment gnmo wns mndo n llt-
tlo too strong.
"A young man," ho snld, "wns on trlnl
for murder in tho first degree. lie was
charged with killing his father and mother VyJ
nnu tun proof wns conclusive ngnlnst him, &5fA
Tho Jury roturned with n verdict of lmiI1i t
Tho prisoner wns called heforo tho court I
to bo sentenced nnd, ns is tho custom, the J
ludirn naked!
'If you hnvo any reason why sentence
1.1 .. i . I ZM .
glvo it now?'
'"I haven't any, Judge,' snld tho oris-
oner, 'excepting mat 1 tninic you ought to egl
hnvo pity on a poor orphnn.' "
A BRIGHT HOME MAKES A MERRY
HEART." JOY TRAVELS ALONG WITH
SAPOLIO
IS MADE
WESTERN
Sole Owners
DISTILLING CO I
. - - Omaha
Prosperity
4m
CDCC by return mall, lull itcymur
rnrr V;...la,..,l Itlnnilv'a tin.
if proved Tiillur Hy t eni of
Ki.Mini TO DATK, '1 ho foundation
uiiicaal ol acientino st"i w
1.... hi .it rl.irw anil bnv
,K . ... K". V-. .,,
im.lli.iirr rantni IvanJ aulck
ly Iruta to cut ana mane any Kr,
tntnt In any ityle, to any rneaa-
ura lor l.iiilleH. umiurcp.
Kuaruntecil to fa ptrfectly with
..77. m.I.. nil A KnUW tUL'O VI .
.Ml, . I. n f..w..nM In
My. 'riiouianda ut Prt'!;k"
Atenta wanted. niOOUY St CO.,
i.o.bk aiee, otaiaiMi.o.
Detroit Journnl: Perhaps It was tho
tobacco Julco upon his whiskers; perhaps It
...nn ...nn.lni d 1 1 r )l n 1 1 1 I. il n I 0Tm
..(to uld ..vtllllifs (. n,m iiiiv I. ...a.i.i jnt
coat: nnywav. n suhtlo something told us
that ho was a fnrmer. &f i
lonng mnn, snui uu, acensiing ino jew- aa
I .1. .... ...... , nn.n.lnn l?nnllBl. IT I
ciui, lit lllii (iiiiini iiiiiidiii i.iirsiinii, 1 I wvVl
wnnt eight grots of dlnmond pins for fn- SM
vora at my wife's husking beo,"
It Is reported thnt the oxtromo prosperity
of tho agricultural classes hnB In many sec
tions led to tho uso of such largo tracts
of land for golf links ns seriously to cur-
tnll tho vlslblo supply of wheat. ij
By careful investment.
We have a proposition that will surely please you if
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and on account of the rapid growth of our business
find it necessary to enlarge our facilities. In order
to do this, we offer a limited amount of our Treas
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one looking for a safe, sure, and profitable invest
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tion. For further information address A. C. EDDY,
Treasurer.
SKENE AMERICAN AUTOMOBILE COMPANY
INCORPORATED
SPRINGFIELD, MASSACHUSETTS
THE C. F. WYCKOFF COMPANY, BOSTON
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