FOR SALEltEAL ESTATE. IJERH IS A SNAP 8-room house, city water In kitchen, newly pnpercd and painted, atahle, shade trees, nicely fenced, one block from car line on jsth, near Lake, $1,300; $200 cnsh, balance on easy term. t-ItOOM HOUSE, near 24th and Vinton (., $700; $200 cash, balance eney terms. 4-nOOM, SOUTH OMAHA-Pantry, hall closet, cellar, well etc., $800. West Farnam Street Home S rooms, 11,700. Beautiful homes In West Farnam and llnnscom Place districts tit reasonable prices. Cholco Residence. Lole $130 each! $5 down and (5 per month; near car line. SPECIAL ILROAIN-2 brick blocks of 11 flats, closo In, only $9,000. Wilt build you a home In Bemls park, 0 to I rooms, i 1,000 to $i,sno. Trackngo Iota nt low prices. FARMS NEAR OMAHA 40 to 1C0 acres, $33 to $00 per acre. 5 per cent money to loan. GEORGE P. 11 KM I Hi Telephone 683. Paxlon Hlock. RE-73S 2 11. C. PETERS .t CO., 1702 Farmim St.. Ilco Bldg. No. 22ft-4",-room rntlncu at 2C0S Howard Bt. A BARGAIN at $1,000, No. 98-Thn THREE HOUSES described below MUST bo sold within 10 days: First 6-rnntn cottage, 3103 Marcy st., II ATI I, CITV WATHH, new' papered and painted, lot coxir;. easy terms. afecond This Is n fi-rooin, 2-story houe, ALU MODKFlN except fnrnarc. lot 60x150, located nt 4145 Izurd Ht. $') cash, balanca MONTHLY. Third 2-story S-room houso at 2408 Franklin M15NT CELLAR. OIL FINISH, new nouse. FAIIM J AND3. No. 62-W) acres In 1'OTTA WATTAMIE COUNTY. IOWA, house, stable and corn crib, all under cultivation. A 11AUGA1N. Only $1,900. No. 1203-lGO.ncrc farm In SAUNDERS COUNTY, 100 acres In cultivation, balance hay and iiasturo, 6-room house, ntablo and fenrcd; land rolling, soli pood. This Is a GREAT BARGAIN at $20 per ucre. No. 1248-120-nrre farm. 12 miles NORTH WEST OF OMAHA. 100 acres In cultiva tion, 20 acres pasturo and meadow, limine, barn, corncflbs, granary, etc.; NEAR MILITARY ROAD. The PRICE has been REDUCED from $56 to $15 per acre. This Is a SNAP for somebody. No. M4 249 acres, south of South Omaha, 120 acrei In cultivation, balance. In blue grass pasture; two sets of Rood buildings upon fund; $300 recently expended In lm- (rovemonts; fine 10-acru orchard. Price, 10,000. VACANT ! OPERTY. No. 14S0 50 feet, north front on Burdettc, near 22d st. Price. ONLY $350. No. IMS 40-foot lot on Oeorela avo., FINE NATURAL SHADE, near Mason st. No. 11BS 00-foot lot on Georgia avo.. be tween Mason and raclfle. tine NATURAL R'MOE PAVtNO TAXKR ALL PAID. This property nas been held at $1,000, but owner Is GOING TO SELL nnd Instructs us to get an offer. n. C. PETERS ft CO. 1702 Farnam St., Bee Bldg. RE-702 2 BARGAINS IN FARMS. 160 acres 9 miles west of Omaha at end of Dodge rt. macadam; well Improved grove, and orchard. $53.00 an acre. 180 nores 12 miles northwest of Omaha, nil under cultivation, 2 sets of buildings lu longlngto tenants. Price, $15.00 an acre. 300 acres 11 mile from Omaha. 2 sets of buildings, first-class land: will dlvldo in two pieces. Price, $45.00 an aero. t W acres 3 miles north of Irvlngton; no buildings, ruw prairie. Price, $42.50 per aero. ISO acres on county line 11 miles from umaaa; good buildings, jw.uo an acre. THE BYBON REED CO., 212 S. 14TH ST. RE-M734 I SEE PLANS 7-TtOOM MODERN nOUSE WE ARE AI10UT TO BUILD ON SOUTH 11TH ST.. ACROSS POPPLETON AVE. FROM MR. METCAI.F'8 AND OP POSITE niSHOPTHORPE. COSTS LESS THAN $1,400. LOT AT HALF COST. CAN SELL YOU ONE AD JOINING AT SAME PRICE. AlfD BUILD ON IT FOR YOU. EASY TERMS. CIIAS. E. WILLIAMSON, 1203 FARNAM ST. U. S, National Rank Bldg. WE HAVE OTHER PROPERTY. "LOTS" OF IT 1 I RE-723 2 SOME GREAT BARGAINS. Improved property, only 4 blocks from court huuse, rental $sio. Price, $ti,ooo, Fine 250-acro farm adjoining railroad sta tion in sarpy county, only id un acre. SO acres extra flnn garden land near Elm wood park for $2,500. 10 acres west of city, $1,250. Fine east front lot noar Sth and Popple- ion uvo, iianscom 1'iace, oniy fi,uu. 5 acres cholco farm land, $673. Good 640-acro farm, control Nebraska, over ow acres unacr plow, only 13.W an ncro, HICKS, Room 323 Hoard of lYndn Uldg. RE-739 2 GEORGE & COMPANY. 1001 Farnam Bt., Omaha; or I4.100.0rt for 9-room moifern hnune, tlrst-rlnvi condition, full lot. paved Mreet, all specUl tuxes paid In full, Chicago Rtrect, .lear 31st. $2,000.00 for fc-room modern house, J324 Franllln street, near Mllltury rad. This price na ncen reuuceit rrom :,,.'"0.w, $2.tX)0.Ou for O-rc'om house, within easy walk Ing dlstauco from city und best of loot tlnnH. $2,250.00 for one of Urn best cast front loU cn 3iii si., near t-urnum, $1,225.00 for 35 acres of land near Florence, suitable for gardening or fruit land. $S50.rt) for 4-rnom houso and lot eeiir 20th ami i'atii in. uti-ji: GARDEN LAND. Tho best locntlon for guidcnlug uround Omaha or South Omana; 31 acres luM Bouin in jrtiers- urowvry, hoiiiii unimi'i wit u goou ucuae, oirn, cic; win lease to llireo years. , GEORGE & COMPANY. ICfll Farnam St.. Oniahn; or 417 N. 25th St., 8uuth Omaha. RE-710 5 LAND. C, B. Burrowi, Norfolk. Nrbraska uri iiv SO ACRES, n miles frnm Omnhn. 145 per acre, tho iiyron ueeu uo .12 H "ni C. F. HARRISON, BARGAINS. P13 N. Y. RE-&1S D9 rnnpi'nTV bmipht nnd fold: money loaned! rents collected. U L. .inhtifon t'0 314 fo, 16th Ht, hit 11; HOUSES, lots farm". lRitd. !nnn(: nlif tlr. Insurance. l!eml. Pnxtnn blk. RE ill TWO lots, south front, on Capitol avonui wenf nf 2tl. tvvt pnpl) on ifnd. tl' 'HI cheapest lota offered went of High yeboil A. P. Tukey, Hoard rf Trade RE Ml REE HENRY B. PAYNE. COX N. Y. LIFE. ML, 0U FOR SALEREAL ESTATE. PAYNE-KNOX CO. Tako pleasure In announcing to the public that tho HAROAINS of this week are EQUALLY a good as sovfcral they havo recently sold. A continued, demand for houses and tho upward trend of rentals Is proof PER SEE that It Is better to own your own home. Act at once and get In on the ground floor, for In the near future you will surely pay more. No. 1721 This Is a 6-nxim houso anil barn on the northeast corner of 2-Sth ave. nnd Urunl st. 'the property nceOn some ro pairs nnd painting. There Is city water, extern and good cellar. $1,200 cash will tako It, or $l,t)00 on easy terms. No. 15. On 12th Bt. near Castellar St., wo have two NEW houses of six rooms each completed Inst September and renting for $:'0 each per month. They are ull modem except lurnace. Wo art authorized to sell these noises tor $2,000 each on cusy terms, 'lhls is a raro opportunity. No. 12S7 This Is a 10-ioom house In South Omahn, nearly all modern, fine furnnco and other conveniences!; well located and Just the :uco for a boarding house. Price, $J,Ooo, on very reasonable tortus. No. 131S This Is a double house of eight rooms Mich, all modern except lur nace. Tho property has recently boon put In ilrot-rlass repair at n cost of $W and Is bringing a rental of (13 per month, which is 10 por cent on about $5,300. We aro authorized to sell for $I,5W on rca souablo terms. No. 1116 Near Mr. Yates' fine residence, a 10-room, bouUi front, all modern house. One of the best built and most comploto homos In tho city, and a very cholco neighborhood, Paving nil paid. This beautiful protKTty IsoffcreU for $G,6V0. This certainly Is very cheap. No, 24 This Is a G-rootn nil modern hotiro in .llth'.and Jnokfon sis. A nice homo for $2,250, $2.j push. Here Is a god chance to get a good home, FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE. Ono of tho finest commercial fruit farmr. In Missouri. Ulft..,..l I.. ttA..,1l ...... tl . -J . 1. fatnoUH 'Laud of Big Red Apples,'' near I'limimu. unu uiueii on uin IV. c, L . ti, M. it. It., immediately adjoining tho cele brated "uluen fruit larm." The Property embraces 210 nr.rea flnn iinlm. proved timber lanus, 40 acreH cleured pus- iuivi w uuci Kruin unu uu acres xruit. i mi i run consists oi 3 vuurit ftlil. 1 13,000 PEACH TREES 1,000 Elbcrta, 2,1'flO Siuwuy. 2,000 susiiiichauna, l,fw Mountain iu)hc, i.wu i' ninny l'-avorite, 3,0ii0 other vu- rieiicHi a years oiu &,ow, ti years old 5,000, 4 years o il a.ikni. Ami a few acres in pears, plums, berries, ota. for funillv iihp. There aro on tho farm a superintendent's iiuunc. umi i,iw; o collages ror employes, cost $1,2W); barn, corn crib, tool and wagon houses, etc.. eost 11.000. Ortn of tho best fruit men in the country nan uuu piTBDnai ciiurgc irom tnp origi nal clearing till now and has made the farm one of tho best that time, money and skill can tirniiiire. Tho owner, a non-riHlil(nt. n'niti,i nn,i (levo.opod the place for n permanent homo and occupation for a delicate son. The latter hoa recently become, a hopeless In valid, and a. the owner cannot give the luiiii iM.rnoiini uuention, ne nas decided to soil or exchange for proiTty near his home, which hn ran Innk i.ft,,r This Is nn unusual opportunity for some diiu hiiij uuBiruH 10 engage in tno rrntt business on a. largo scale. For further iiiiunnuiion auoresH PAYN'K.K'Knv nn Main Floor N. Y. Llfo Bldg., Omnha, Neb RE 590 2 FOR SALE. Good east front lot on 37th near California. Smali lot on 26th St. near A. Bouth Omaha. $150. Good lot ono block from Ames Ave and .sum, lAV. South front In Central nark. ilOO. oixtv-six i out on uussiug street, close to win, jou. Blxty-Mvc feet on 19th near Centor St., $300. riiiy ii'di on innne near i.owo Ave,, naved St.. 1300. Section of land In Gove Co., Kans., with Houso and lot on M street near 27th, S. O,, Four lots In Wakeloy Add., $200. I .ill vii n Inn If llirirac Win ri virvi Lots 16 and 17 in Second addition to West Side, $100. FortjMicres onello from Capitol Cheyenne Sixty foet south front Cass and 39th streets, SAMUEL 8. CURTIS. Receiver, 180S Harney St. RE-M588-10 W. FARNAM SMITH & CO., 1320 FARNAM BTREET. (B-211) Now 8-room modern houso nnd 7- room mouern cottage, good as new, In walking dlstanca. verv desirable nnrmnn. cnt walks and 'paving paid, rents for $60 per monin, rnco ior ootn, ju.soo. Four desirable modern residences all in west Farnam district, excellent locations I'riccs H.sw, $5,000, $5,'o and $6,500. (B-195) Good 7-room house, 3523 North 28th street, in goou repair, uar.n ana run lot a uarguin at ;i,uo, part caaii. lie in hurry If you want this. (B-2S3) Nlco E-room cottage on 18th near vinton. owner win sen at a bargain. Bcvcn-room houso and full lot on paved Bireci, puving un paia. I'rice, ysw. Bargains In vacant lots and farm lands. If you wish to buy or sell call on W. KAKNAM HMITII 4i CO., 1320 FARNAM STREET. RE-591-2 ARE TOU INTERESTED IN GENUINE SNATSi 5-Room cottago, close to car nnd school near -tin and Ames, just listed, at JjM. 6-Room cottage, almost now, city water. HJX133 ot. near 21th and Ames. J973. E-Room cottage,, oast front, corner lot 45x U7. in good repair, close to 2 car line nnd school, near 24th & Ames, only $D0O ana easy terms. Make an orrer on this. At 17th und Nleholus u 5-room cottage and iot. paving all paid, a great bargain nt Near 16th and Corby, a 6-room house, good narn. sinK. wator. sewer. nricKed col ar. )lace In best repair, very comfortable home, ji.-ioo. New 7-room cottage and full lot In beaut! ful Miirysvllle Add.. $1,900. 7 Rooms, strictly modern, runts for $25, near .'tin nnu iiowuru, ai repair, only :.. 8 Rooms, modern, hut water heat, lot 50x150 east front, paving paid, cust of llunscom ?z,wo. CHOICE BUILDING LOTS On Florence Boulevard. $450. On Templeton Avenue, $300 to $(00. In beautiful Mnrysvllle, $150 to $300. On 20th near Grace. $750. On Burdette, south front, bt't. 16 & 17, $1,100, At 40th nnd Hamilton. Hue business lut 60x130. MOO. On 10th east of HatiHoom, paving paid, $1,200, Aim many otners at lowest prices. Call In before you bind a bargain. ERNEST SWEET, 822 N. Y. L. BLDO. RE-C0S-2 SEE HERE, I'vo got to have money, 1 fine pasture land Holt Co., $2.00 por aero 160 In Dundy, $1.50 per aero, Jucob Van pelt, 009 Ueo Uldg. HE 11067-3 FIVE-ROOM cottnge. 40 foot e:Bt front lot with suadn nt :oui nnd uouglns sts.; nice walking distance nnd u gre.it snap nt $1,160. Part cash, balance payments, A. F. Connott, 30H N. Y. Life, Phone, u'tU. RE-CS5 2 A NICE 8.rnom part modern home, east front, good condition, new roof, well painted, near I.akn school, at 191 h and Ohio, for $1,730; part cash. A. F. Coiinett, 300 New York Life. Phone, 1283. RI3-fiS0-2 33X132 FEET on Chlcngo st between 13th nnd 14th t. ; permanent sidewalk. Prise. $1,250. Byron II. Hastings, 212 S. 14th st, RE-M732 I FINK east front lot, 3 blocks south of de pot, on 10th St, Inquire 1411 Vinton. nE-532-D"' RANCH AND FARM lands for salo by the Union Paclllc Railroad company, H. A. McAllaster land oommtHsloner. Union Paclllc Heudtilartcrs, Omahu, Neb. RE-olt CHAS. E. WILLIAMSON, 1203 Farnam St. RE-513 IMPROVED farms; I havo 25 good farms to Bel! lu Washington Co., Neb.; I have about 160 well Improved fnrms In Iowa within a day's drive by team ot Omnha. Jacob Vwiptflt, 009 Boo Bldg. RE M57 2 1G,0W APPLE TitEES-3,000 lien Davis. 3,(00 Black Twig, 3,0uu M Inkier, 2,0 0 Jonathan, 2.1WI Rome. Beauty, 2.000 Gano, i,o.ji) York Imperial! 7 years old 8,7oo; U yenra old TITE OMAHA DAILY BEE: SUNDAY, DECEMBER 2, 1900. FOR SAI,i: REAL ESTATE. 'OTTER-SIIOLES CO. 810 N. Y. LIFE. BARGAINS IN IMPROVED PROPERTIES. 612113-13 Pierce, two houses, E and 6 rooms eacn, 101 coxitis teet. ji.&oo. 213)22 Cars, 42x160, 3-room house, good re pair, nice home. $1,250. 2033212 Webster St., 110x15?, 4 rooms, lies line nnd will ue eince to new car line wnen extended. It Is n snap. Easy terms. $1,000. 1402103 Miami, 3.1x132, 7 rooms, slate roof, setter, water, gas. uniy i,ou. this prop erty Is cheap. A little repair and paint and It will be O K. 3081323 S. Itli, 50x127, C rooms, beautiful lot nnu location. 209 1031 Nicholas, 40x150, corner, 9 rooms, nil modern mil furnace unu 1 ihock irom motor, Cholco. cheap and a bargain for $2,100. Easy terms. 4232034 N. 19th, 50x111. east front, 0 rooms, nil modern but ruruace, good repair, on the Iloulevutd; barn also. This In 11 snap at $3,100. 11-1313 S. Iflth (Georgia ave.), 60x112, 7 ruotiiH, all modern but furnace, beautiful location, close to school, east front and the best thing offered In Hanscom Place for tho price. Only $3,C30, VACANT. 63100x150, south front, lying flnn. In tircnani 11111, on necatur St.. near Frank lin school, beautiful vlnw, Just right for gradn nnd has never changed hmiH since eastern party bought them In lSS. Writes us to sell right quirk for for both lots, This is a pickup that you seldom llnd, Pay $100 cash and wo will loan the balauco of the money to you on monthly payments nt 8 per cent. 221-On 33th St.. less than 100 feet from Far nam. wo oner rno ce wixi 5-root lot. on grade, for ONLY ONLY (we are nfrald to say It) 31.M0. First thing you will ask Is whnt Is the matter with It. To savo that trouble wo will say: Nothing, except ujt to uts aui.u Wo havo BUSINESS, RESIDENCE nnd nil OTHER Ultidii of property for solo In ull parts of the city. Too much to advertise. BUT we TELL you that now Is tho tlmo to BUY Omnha REAL ESTATE. Ride over the city and see the Improvements. it is COMING just as It USED to come. Onlv a short time till vou will sav: Whv didn't I icu this. It Is pnst due and it Is coming. POTTER-SHOLES CO. RE-701 2 FOR SALE or exchange, well Improved quarter-section lanu, m nines weat sioux City. Want about 40 acres near good town, isox tj, Newcastle, iseti. 11E-M542 2 FOR SALE. Nos. 2101-3 Douglas, $11,000; ji.iW ensn, 1 1! b years at 0 per cent, with option of making partial payments, W. II. Thomas, 1st Nat'l Bank Bldg. RE M 374 2 BEST farm bargain In the state Four farms, adjourning, comprising i,iw acres, 11V4 miles from Omnha postotllce; railroad station nearly In center; 630 acres In cul tivation. Price $28 nn acre: $10,000 cash payment, balanco G nor cent. Numbers of other large and small farms near Omaha from $to to $00; Fremont, $30 to $30: Hlalr nnd Herman. $25 to $43. For most reliable Information as to farm ttargains see or write wai. snuauw, 604 South Tenth St., Omaha. RE-C9I-3 7-ROOM new, all modern, 2-story house, full lot, east or porn, i'rice. j,2w. The Byron Reed Co., 212 S. 14th st. rv ... , 00 -1 W. II. GATES. fits N. V. Life. 'Phone. 1291. rooms, fully modorn, hirdwood nnisu downstnlrs, hot water heat, largo celnr, nice bathroom, nouse goou un new, on cui nnr Int. 22il nr.il llurilette. SI.OW.O) 7-roont cottng, 2527 Davenport. $2,000.00. 8-room, tuny mouern nousc. mosi nnw, east rront, steam neat, 101 mixhu, on vir- lnln nv. 51 nlpn hnine. JI.OO'J.OO. A nice laying vacant lot, 45x130, on Grant St.. near 22d. $GO).00. ... On 35th st., between Farnam nnd Dodge, Is a new up-to-uatc nouse. wun uurn, ini front; has n $300.00 hot water heatins 66x14". vacant, on Boulevard, near Grac?, si r.inn 7-room house, v"-'1 bath and gas. lortje barn, enst rro -n. iirni, ior tuwj.'ui rental. $2000. C-room cottago. Jtol. $1,100.(0. 7-room nnu lot ; en.ii irmii, iuji i. 19th st. nni iiouiuvaru, renini, iu.w. irion tt rrm m 2 cottn'ges and lot 60x122 nt 2027 Miami St. ti unci nn 75x121 on 17th nnd Wirt sta.. south and cast front. Willi an improvement nnv H". $2,000.00. lt-.up BELGIAN HARES. rnn BAT.11 ndlcreed. imnorted hnd do mestic Ilclglnn nares, noes ana ducks scoring from 91 to OGVfr points. Doch bred to Imported bucks. My stock Is of tho CliniCCSl uioou. grnuu ren oimi, sddu uimnn ntnl Mtvli. irnnd heads, eves. cars. lacing nnd ticking, with nlco red feet, also Imported bucks nt stud. If Interested in nrlzo winning ueiginn nares uuurexn j M. Vandcll, Loomls, Neb. 606-3' BELGIAN HARES Somo line does bred to n 96-polnt l'f.snoua oucit tor saio. itoy.ii ninH.onADE BELGIANS for sale: score rnm nun net litrees iurnisneu l-riorv Prince, Jr., Imported, score 94, and Britain Boy. scoro 93i. nt stud. West Omnha Babbitry, 4324 Fnrnnm. 75j 2 OSTEOPATHY. JOHNSON Institute. 615 N. Y. L. Bldg,; Tel lOrti; Alice jonnson, u. u., males nept, Old E, Johnson, Ostcopathlst, Mgr. -518 M. E. DONOIIUE. D. O,. of Still school Klrksvllle, Mo 601 Paxton Blk. Tel. ISi ,3111, 19 JUNK. B.&M. Junk house, J. Milder, Prop,, dealer in all menus, nomes, etc, (.anoaus specialty. S01-S03 Farnam, Omaha, Tel, 2378, o.l ACCORDION PI.RATl.NO. ACCORDION nnd sldo pleating, cheapest, best, quicKfst. .irs. a. o. Aiarg, v l'nt tcrson Blk., 17th and Farnam Sts. SHORTHAND AND TYPEWRITING. A. C. VAN SANT'S School. 717 N, Y. Life. -623 BOYLES' College, court reporter principal. lire Bldg. 324 NEB. Bus. Theater. ft Shorthand college. Bovtl'a GREGG Shorthand. Om. C. Col. 18 & Doug. 528 LOST. LOST, black nnd white Scotch colllo pup. Reviitrd If returned to 2115 Emmett Ht. Lost P7 : $3 REWARD Lost, green parrot, ahort tall, yellow head. Return' to .1213 Chicago t. Lost MjtU 3 LOST Open faco plain back lady's silver watch between Kith und Fnrnniii and 11th and Hnrnoy. Howard If returned to Omaha Tent und Awning Co. L09t-3Sl-2 LOST, Thursday afternoon, l.idy'a gold watch and chain, between 3.1d and C'.irn Ing and 2,tfl nnd Frnnkllti to ISth and Webster, ltoturn to 3211 Lincoln Hnulc vur (Ucrnls Park) and receive reward, LoBt CiH-2 BLACK cocker spaniel dog, n months old, stub tall, nnswers numo "Stubble." Ad vise 9t0 N. 23th Bt. Lost-742 2 HORSES WINTEHEI). HORSES wintered, $i per month. J. W. Phelps, 207 N. Y. Life bldg. 'Phone 1031, M-321 D2 rillMTlltn REPAIRING. TEL. 1331. M, S. Walklln, 2111 Cuming St. -327 Om. Uph. Wks. 1018 Cap. ave. Tel, 1933. 334 D2 PAWNBROKERS. EAGLE Lonn Olllce. reliable accommodat ing; all business conlldciitlal, 1301 Douglas. 528 LOANS, il. Marowlti; low rates, 418 N. 16. STAMMERING AND STTTTEUINO, FRED. JulU Vaughn, 430 Rame Bldg. 630 " .MIRROR FACTO It V. Damaged toohlng glasses rcslivcrcd. 70S N IP, in EMilNES, BOILERS, ETC. L. C. Sharp Mach. Wks.! motors, dynnmos. PIANO Tf.MXi. WE tune your piano for $1.60. Rose's Art store, imi uodge. lei, wia. 53 j TICKET IIROKEIt. CUT rate tickets everywhere P. II. phll- bin, 1305 iiirnam. Tciepuono isi. 631 CAIIPENTERS AND .IOIIIir.lt S. ALL kinds of carpenter work nn l repalrl g promptly nitenucu to. j. r. ucnutreu, 20 11 and Lake StD, 370 IIIIIIIS AND TAMIIEHMY STOCK'S Bird Store. 1603 Leavenworth. kM LAI MlltV. OMAHA Steam Laundry; hlrt. 7r: rollnrs, ic; cuns, ic. liw i.euvciiworin tci bw -533 .MISH'.VL, FREE JcholnrMilps to piano sttidentH. Prof. liruutn, bM itnuigo hik. 3.11 J'WW'ifi"" a 8UE5 St CO . rHltnio I Pntcnt Lawyers GUARANTEED 1 B" Bld'" mh.Neb mm hhB faioniuooKFroo CITY OFFICIAL NOTICES. NOTICE TO CARPENTER CONTRACT ORS AND FIRKPHOOFINO CON TRACTORS, School District of Omnhn, Olllco ot tho accroiary, dud city Jiai,, .Nove riper 22, r.w Scaled proposals will bo received nt this ofllce until s o'clock p. rn.. December 37, tor furnishing nil the labor and material! for the carpenter work and nil the lnb ir lor the carpenter wore and it 1 1 the lnb r , and materluls for tho llroproonlnV of the now High school building now being crcctJl on Cnpltol Hill. Said proposals to bo in accordance with plum und ypucint-ntlotiK nn file In the olllco of John Lntcntci", architect, fio. i.i-i.i moo untitling, Said DlntiusnlH must be Riibmlttnl nn blanks nreiinreil bv the nrchltoi't. muni h enclosed lu sealed enveloptia market! "i'rj PokuIb for High School Construction," and each proposal must bo accompanied by n ccrtllled check for a sum not less thin 2 per com 01 tne amount of tno proposal, The rleht Is re.-erved to releet nnv nml all bids and to wnlve any defect In bids. ii" oruer 01 1110 uoaru 01 i;uuaatlon. J. F. BURGESS. N23-D17 Secretary. IIAILWA.Y TIME TABLES. UNION PACIFIC-'THE OVER land Route" Genorul OlHces, N. E. Cor. Ninth ami Farnam S'.rcetii. City Ticket Otllce, 1321 arnatn Street. Telephone, 316 Depot, Tenth and Mason St. Telephone, ov9, .invn A .!. ... Tho Overland Limited.. a 8:20 am a 7:30 pm Tho Chicago-Portland tpecuu a stsu am a 7:30 pm Tho Fust Mall a 8:."nl 11111 n .1. ',...., Tiio Mall and Express.. ull :33 pm a 4:25 pm Liilivu.j,, irun in- )l)ll Stromsburg Express. ,b 4:03 nm 1)12:30 nm The PmcIIIc IJ.H ess.. . .u 4:23 pm The Atlantic Exnress... n r.-nn Qrnnd Island Local b b:S0 pm b 9:33 nm u u,i n ii.iuy except sunuuy ILLINOIS CENTRAL Rnllrond. City Ticket Of fice, 1402 Furnam Street. Telephone. 215. Depot, Tenth and Marcy Streets. Leave. Arrive. Chicago ExpresB all:10 am a 4.05 pm a 7:45 pm a s:05 um St b 7:00 nm b 9:40 pm St. a 7:45 pm a 8:05 am cnicaeo i.imucu .. Minneapolis and l'nui express .... Minneapolis and l'uui i-imncu Fort Dodgo Locul from cotinci; Hiurra mapni u sua am a Dally b Dally except Sunuuy. BURLINGTON ft Mis souri River Hnllrnad "The Burliiigton Routo" General unices. N. W. Corner Tenth and Furnira Farnam St TeleDhona Burlington stuuon, icntn nnu Aiason Bts. Teiepnone, i. Leave. Arrive. Lincoln. Hastings and McCook a 8:40 am a 7:C5 pro Lincoln, Denver. Colo- rndo. Utah. California.! 4:25 nn a 3:00 pm Lincoln & Mask Hills, .a -0 pm a 0:4. um Montana, Pugot Sound.. a 9:00 pm u o:4a am Lincoln Fast Mall u S:0o pm u10:3j am Denver t'otfrado, Utah and Calitornlu 0..!:,,? um Bellevue, Papplo nl0:4o am all'.l.l am Pacific Junction ill:50 nm a 8:20 am Paclllc Junction. .a 7:00 pm So. Bend uoulBVllle. Plattsmoutl b 3:35 pm blljfD am Ft. Crook, Plattsmouth.a U:5o pm a 8:2J cm a Dally; b ex. Sunday. KANSAS CITY, ST. Jo seph ft Council Bluffi Rallroad-"Tho Bur'lng ton Route" Ticket Olllce, 1502 Farnam St. Tele phone, 260. Depot, Tenth and Mason Sts. Tele phone, 13i ijeave. Arrive. Kansas City Day Ex. ...a !:20 itm a 6:.5 pm Knnsas city NUM Ex. ato.15 pm n :I5 am St. Louis Flyer for bt. Joseph and St. Louis. .a 4:50 pm nll:15 arn a Dully. CHICAOO. BURLINGTON ft Quincy Railroad "The Burlington Rouje ' Ticket Otllce. 1502 Farnam St. Telephone, 250, Depot Tenth and Muson sta. Telephone, 12.1 Leave. Arrlvo. Daylight Chicago Spe cial a 7:00 am a!0;23 .ro Phlrni?,, pHtlhntpil Tx .a 4:M tm n Ch cago Local Express. a 0:20 nm a 4:05 pm Chicago uunitea a 7:-0 pm a 7:43 am Fast Mail a 2:43 inn a uuiiv. OMAHA ft ST LOUIS RAIL road Omnha, Karma a 'Uy & Eastern Raliinad-"Tha Quincy Route" Ticket Of llce, 1115 Farnam Si Tele phone. 322. Depot., Tenth und Mnrcy Streets. Tele phone. U2J. ucuve. Arrive. St. Louis Cannon Ball Express a 5:05 pm a 8:20 om KniiMis City und gulncy L.oc.11 a i."" nm u y:w pn u Dally. CHICAOO. nOGK I9L and & Pucl'lc Itnllrnad -"The Grat Rock Hl and Routo"-city Tick et Olllce. 1321 Fanetm Street Telephone, J2S. Depot, Tenth ft Marcy Sts. TeVphulie, Gil. Lsavu Arrive. BAHl. Dcs Molncs nnd Daven iprt Local u 7:23 am 1)11:33 nm a 8:10 ara a I:l5 pm a 1:25 pm IJoti MoIiiph Local n 4:20 pm C 'cagn Fnt Express ,n 5:00 pm Dea MiilneH. Rock Isl and u ml Chicago a 7: 10 pm WEST. a 9:33 pm Lincoln, Colorado SpgB,, Denver, t'tiuuio una West a 1:30 pm a 4:15 pm Colorado. Oklahoma ft Texas Flyer a 520 pm u 9:50 am u D.illy. b Dallv except Sunday. MISSOURI PACIFIC RAIL mail General unics ani' Ticket Oinces Suutheiisi Corner 14th and Douglas Sts. Telephone, 101. Dtnot. Union Station. Leave. Arrlvo. et. i.o.'i ,- Ex IMIIiau" City Express a.l7.;?A,am a C:23 pm K. C, St. L. Express .....w.iv ii u.j) t,tn Leave Irom lilh and Webster Streets; Nebr.iBkn 1 neil. Vln Weeping Water. b 4:10 pm nl0;45 um CHICAGO. MILWAUKEE ft Ft, Paul Rnllwav City Tlrket Office, 1501 Farnam Street. Telephone 2M. De. not. Tenth nnd Mason Streets. Telephone, n) Leave. Arrive. iMlLWAUh Chicago Limited Ex.... a :M pm a. 8:03 am cnicago i umana ix...u w o j;iv pin a Dally, b Dully except Sunday. Bp RAILWAY TIME TABLES. BIOUX CITY ft PACtFIO Ralrnad The Nrth- ....l.,n I In." ORlccs, United Stntei , Nntiuiiai Hank Hol d tig, 1 U W rnrner T.. f K nnil Piimuin Mti Tlf.f uiuce, i4ui I'.irnnm ft Telephone, 661 ie pot, Tenth and .Mason Sts, Telephone, 629. I.e.tve. Arrh? Twin City Exnresit a 6 55 nm nl0:25 pro Twin City Limited..,,, .a 7:33 pm a 8 15 nm Sioux City Local a 8:00 am a 3:50 pm a Dally FREMONT. KLKIIORN ft Missouri Vai ey Railroad "The Northwe"tern Line" Gencrnl Ofnces, l.'nlted States National Bank Bldg., d. W Cor. tern Ticket O nice, HOI F.minni St. Telephone.' 661. Depot, 15th and Wubstcr Sts Teie l'hon ,1,,M ,. . . 'I-cave. Arrive. BUck Hills. Deadwood, Hot Spring 3;oo pm a 5:oo pm Viomliig, CnspM tJU Douglus d ailO pm o 6:00 pm I'l'.y a.ui.ilor. Ii nevu. li.v.'tcr a no uswarc ...b 3:0) pin b 6:00 nm Norfolk. Verdlgre dud . Freiumi ... . ..b 7:30 am bI0:a am Lincoln, Wuhoo and Fremont b 7:30 am bl0:23 am Fremont Local ,. c 7:3) am a Dally b Dally except Sunday, c Bun ds) only, d Dally oxcopt Saturday Dally except Molidnv CHICAGO ft NoTlTH western Railway 'The Northwestern Line" City Ticket Olllre. 1401 Fai nam St. Telephone. tl Depot, Tenth .md f23- ,. , . , . Leavu. Arrltra. Daylight Chicago Sue nhiStBV.'V.nVal'n.V'"""?!:!?.!;; S'JiSSiS Uiiatorii Expiehs. Dos ' MoinciL Miirshuilto.vii. caiu .V.11.' . .. "n" SV.'.aloas am a 4:03 cm Eastern Speclul, Chi- cugo unu i,ast a i:ui pm a i:w pm Fas! Mall, Chicago to Omulin 1.. n 2:45 pm Omaha-Chicago Limited, a 7:45 pm a 8:00 pm FuhI Mull a S:30 iibi ceuar itupltls rasscnger a 5:30 pm i-.iinirin uxprcxs 11 y:w pm a Dally b Except Saturday. CHICAGO, ST. Mlniuapolis ft lAttI. Omnh Hallway "The North western Line" General Olllces. Nebraska Divi sion, 15th and Webster KlK. (Miv Tlrk.-t lillln. 14ul Jibrnuin St, Telephone, 60I. Depot, lttli und Webster Sib. Leave. Arrive Twin Cltv Pisnircr n C-00 nm n D'li nm omahu Passenu'cr ... ill n oS sioux City K North- enwi .eunisKn 3Uj pm a Dolly, b Dolly except fundur. WABASH RAILROAD - Ticket Olhoc, 1415 Farnarr bircet. 1 e cpiione Uv- pot. Tenth nnu Murc Streets. Telepl'.onc, 629. Leave. Arrive. St. Lottie "Cannon Ball" Express a 6:05 pm a 8:20 am a Dully I Ante Room Echoes. Tho Elk memorial service to bo held in tho Crelghton-Orpheum thenter nt 10:30 o'clock this morning, conducted by tho mem- bcrs cf tho Omaha and Council IllulTa lodges, Is ono of tho public services of the order to which the Elks aro permitted to Invito their friends. Any person who feels an In- tcrcst In tho order will bo most cordially wclcotnn und will bo provided with seats un- til tho capacity of tho house Is exhausted. Tho orutlons will bo delivered by Jcrurao B. Fisher, grand exalted ruler of tho order, aud John N. Baldwin, a member of Council IlllifT. Irwlrr.i I Thft mliBlrnl fonfnrna nf fhn enrvtrn nx iiniiminllv Bond. Thn Hnrmnnv niinrtni will olnn. "'Thn I not nhnr.t" nml "AMI. H'lth Mn!" Mm. K. S. MnKlnnev nf Kansas Gltv will contribute a contralto solo; Brother F. NT Inn no Ima vnliintanrtiil thn unrvlrna nf I his principal cornctlst, Trof. Bohumlr Krval. who has selected "The Holy City" fni It la n ii m Tint nn Ihn nrnrrnm Hrnthnr known bass singer, will bo heard lii a solo, ,V Dream of Paradise" Rev. Edward T,V0,l,lolf Trnfr nntnr nf Knnntln M- mortal church, will dismiss tho audience with his benediction, KnlglitN of l'ythlns. Triangle lodge No. 64, Knights of Pythias, elected tho following oflicers on Tuanksglv- Ing night: Charles Schnaubcr, C. C; Theodoro Festner, V. C; L. C. Hlon, P.; Henry Huffman, M. of W.; J. R. 8tlne, K. of R. and S., A. II. Dauble, M. of E.; Nor man Hothholz, M. of F.j Charles Snyder, M. of A.; H. H. Williams, I. G.; I). D. Stino, O. G.; Chris Boycr and Henry Roth- holz, trustecB. After the lodge closed, ns Is tho usual custom ot this lodgo on Thanksgiving even- j lug, 'the members and a largo number ot viHiiorB present sat uuwn 10 a uainjuei, which was thoroughly enjoyed by all pres ent. P. G. C. J. M. McFarland, P. C. M. B. Ilalcome, J. B. Stlnc, A. JI. Dauble, John W, Fyfo, Theodoro Festner and n number of others responded to toasts. AI J. Johnson, J, C. Ernst and Charles Schnaubcr furn ished tho music for tho evening. At a well attended meeting ot Triune lodgo No. 56, Kulghts of PythlaB, hold In Its lodgo room In Tho Beo building Tuesday evening, tho following odlcors were elected for thu ensuing year: E. K. Haneon, C. O. Samuel Flnlayson, V. C; Dr. W. N. Dor- ward. P.; S. J. Broderlck, M. W.J J. H. Dcxtcn, M. of E. ; A. II. Borncman, M. of F.; J. C. Brcwlngton, K. of II. and S.j A. R. Howitzer, M. A.; W. D. Hck, I. G.; W. M. Carter, O. G. Trustees, T. L. Broadhurst, Dr. L. A. Merrlam and Wnlter E. Lees. After tho election of oincerB the greator part of tho evening was spent In speech- making nnd L. A. Bro ,' " '.hiM, I 1)Pr of tonB whlcn w Broadhurst sang a num- ero well received. The election of officers of Ncbraskn lodge I No. 1, Knights of Pythias, took p'aco at Its castlo hall last Monday evening. Edward 1 Walsh wob elected C. C. by acclamation for tho ensuing term; Thomas B, McGovern, V. C: Edward Arnold, P.; C. W. Joy, M. of W.; John W. Fyfo, K. of R. nnd S.; Will C. Mathews, M. of F.; H, S. Mann, M. of E.j A. S. Kclley, I. O.; John F, Flnnlgan, O. O f J. W. Cody, trustee. Lillian temple. Rathbono SlBtors, elocted tho following oflicers on Monday evening: Mrs. LUzIo Snyder, E. C; Mrs. Anna Coy, S.; Mrs. Rnthholr. E. J.; Mrs. Schuau- ber. M.; Miss Mayme Rawltzor, M. of n. and Mra. C. II. Forby, M. of F.j Mrs, Laura Snyder. P.: Mrs. Berg 0. O. T.: Mrs, J. W. Cadv. P. C: Mrs. J. R. Stlne, trustee. After tho election the sisters furnished a dainty lunch for all present. They enter tained at this meeting tho pioneer Pythian lu Nebraska, Mr. George II. Cralger, who Instituted tho first Knights of Pythias lodge west of tho Missouri river. Tho Bisters will glvo a card party Monday oenlng, December 10. I, mine In Pnriiwruuhs. Tim nnxt ball and prize waltz to lie given bv tho foresters of Bench cuniu, Modem Woodmen or Amoricn. win no ncm ijcccm ber 8 at the Thurston RIIIc'h urmory. Tlin dnneo nf OinUliu lodge, Star of Jupi ter, lust Friday wnn a great success In ..vi.rv w.iv. This lndco olectB omcers Fri day evening nnd n lurgo nttondunco la de- iilrcti. Kiivmour enmn. Woodmen nf the World. elecis nfflrers and delegates to the head fnmii W'eilnesdav evening. On tho Wcdnes. day following Omaha lodgo elects olllperrt niiii deluznteH. These two eamP'l nro now holding Joint meetings nt Woodmen of tho World hall ln thn Croun block. The Omnha lodges of the Fraternal Union nl Amprlrii were tho guests of Mimic Cltv lodge. Saturday evening, After tho regular work dancing was tno order nf tno evening. Tin. uniformed degree teams of Banner. Mondamln and Omaha lodges nro having considerable worg inese nays wun candi dates for Initiation, Banner Indge glvcB a mosiiuernilo ball Thursday nvenlng. Thanksgiving evening tho members of Custer post, Grand Army of the Republic, and of the Woman's Relief corps, No, 62, surprised N. B. Helm, commander of tho post, and his wife by presenting them with a rocking chair as a token of regard. After IS the presentation of tho gift tho evening was 'been closed up by Ore. We turned to the spent In music nnd conversation. Elegant udonli Thn'tmra hnd cot a. ladder un to refreshments were served by tho visitors. wimioni. ino uojs nad got a lauacr up to The opposition to tho creation of a re- , ,no .fnt of ,h. noup servo or emergency fund In tho Modern Now, then,' wo said to him, when wo Woodmen of Atnerfcn Is tnking on such 11 strong lorce tnnt it is poss ble that the lnMlllfn M'lll l.. ,!..f.,l TI,.. ,.,.l ill is sending out statements showing that tho '"k encK. Ami rm blessed H wo otan i amount nf ttimiey paid in by the member- havo to go down tho ladder tlrat." ship Is not sutlU'lent to puy tho cost of i Insurnnco and Insists that tho future of lvMmMu ,.i ,Tim. ...t.Mtinn .i tho society depends upon tho creation of the Probably the most unlquo explanation ad fund, vauccd for tho loss of Nebraska to the shout STollirs u rn rm ii i ,,c,uocra':y " the last election was that of SHORT ill on u.s 1.1,1. roi.i). a .jlsgruntlcd but not disheartened demo- Ono of the passengers on a Broadway enr 0n Friday night wa9 Joseph Jefferson, the actor, relates tho New York Sun. Near III in was a young niau rending a newspaper. As the young man got oft the car ho said to tho cuudttctor: "There's Joe Jefferson In there." "O'ttan," replied tho coudtlctor, "notliln' doln'." "Yes, ho Is," Insisted the young man. "Whlstlo and call Schneider." "Cert," snld the conductor, and ho let nut n short, shrill blast followed by "Here, , Schnolder!" In no mild tone. m. .....-.. ..!.. 1 .i it Jlic viiiiiu mini "V oiuiivu. Tho conductor looked embarrassed. Tho . other p.iBscngcrH wondered what was wrong 1 with tho old conductor. John Burroughs, ut n small dinner In New York last winter, told thU story of V. D. Howclls: Last Chrtstnins Mr. Howclls wished to give n copy of one of hit books wliUh had Just been published to n distant relative. Wh ncqualnted with Mr. Howclls' In tcntlon tho prospective recipient was de llglucd beyond measure. Mr. Howclls, wUhliiR to give still more pleasure, took tip his pen and dipped It In tho Ink. "Shall I write in It?" bu asked tenta tively. Tho distant kinsman blushed and thcu said awkwardly: "Oh, If you please, Mr. Howclls, I'd so much rather havo a fresh copy!" Mr. Burroughs avers that ho got tho "iresh copy" without any trouble and that he has had nono since It Is related that tho last tlmo "Fighting Hob" Evans wob In New York ho wandered up nrondway one Sundoy morning to find himself opposlto Graco church. Tho door ... 1 , . , ........ ..... of tne cUwcli uolnK PC" "Fighting Bob" wcntwlthlnandlcarnlngthatthoregul.tr morning service would begin In about twenty minutes, seated himself comfortably ln a nliHHe alBio pow won up in front. The church lined up and presently two men In faultless attire and Impressive ln appear ance, evidently father nnd son, made for tho pew ln which tho navy man was Boated. At their approach "Fighting Bob" moved up to make room for them, but the expres sion upon tho two faces was not to bo mis taken. After taking their Boats tho elder of the two leaned well forward and, ad Justing his glasses, tried to stare the navy man out of countenance. Finding this of no avail the mun took a card from his pocket and, scribbling a few words upon It with his gold poucll, requested the usher to hand It to "Fighting Bob." The latter read upon tho card tho name of a well known millionaire and tho penciled words: "i pay $500 a year for tho exclusive uso of this new." "Fighting Bob," without a glance toward tho mlllonalro, took out his own card and with his silver pencil ncrio bled something In his turn "nobloy D. Evans, U. S. N. read tne millionaire when tho usher hanaoa mm tne card, and underneath the word! "You pay a d n sight too much. "Tho COOlCSt man I OVOr SaW," Bald a flr man. "I mot at a firo In n dwelling house Wn found him In 80 UPStOlrS front TOOtD dressing to go OUl. 1 no uro uy iuio was surging up through tho houso nt urpftt ml "'Hello, there!' wo yenca ai n ro uu wo looked ln at tno uoor, tno nou3U . aflrol' " 'Would It disturb you If I should re main while you put It out?' he asked, lifting tho comu irom nis nmr uu UU...K. at US. HO nau on a Wlllio eveniliB coat and his dress coat lay across o chair. "Seeing us staring at him, ho dropped his comb Into his hair und wont on comb ine. But. as a matter of fact, ho was about ready. He put down tho comb, put on his coat and hat and picked up his ovcr- coat. " 'Now I'm ready, gentlemen,' he said. "Wo started, but tho stairway had now rnnt ivi t'eiii Aitnott. j I 1 o came to the window. ,1 iah, ... ,i, 1 i, ..1,1 nn,t AftCT J'Otl, KCIlt 1011100,' llO Bld, Stnml- crnt on Friday evening, relates the Chicago Chronicle. The speaker was surrounded by a knot of republican friends, when ho suddenly sprung his assertion and now tho auditors ore trying to figure out whether ,110 meant It In earnest or as a Joko, 1 'l tell you Mnrk Hnnna's strategy Is ! what carried Nebraska," snld tho speaker. I "His oratory nnd tho oratory of the othor 1 republican spellbinders who fpoutcd from I one end of tho state to tho othrr had but I little to do with swinging the atato Into I tlio republican ranks with 8,000 majority. 1 "Did you notlco tho great scarcity of harbors hero In Chicago tho latter part of . " " n (I BlllllKinr nti.l ll.n ... - ... n.,lmn? vt wn i,.,. .V ,hn.n iinp(wl.u ' ,. ' ,i,,n. bnn... ,. Mrt, it. ,.!., t,i. pockets bulging with the republican cam paign fund, cngitBeit Just C.000 of 'cm and shipped tho wholo outfit to Ncbraskn and down Into Kansas, "Why? Well, tho barbers farmed a part of the republican 'biggest show on enrth' aggregation In thoso two states, and when the orators hnd their poptillstlc audiences dated they fell easy victims to the barbers' keen razors. With their whiskers off, tho hallmark, as It were, of their party, was gotio and In desperation they bolted the Issue. A populist, you sec, Is no moro a populist without his wealth of whiskers than Is a Chinaman a Chinaman without his queue. Thai's the secret of the slump In Kansas nnd Nebraska and Rome day you'll find it In the histories your children study hi the schools." Reminded. Indianapolis Press: Tho Queen having do parted, nfter having deposited with her royal consort n pljucu of her mind, tho Court Jester remarked: "Sire, you remind mo of King Henry VIII." "Too much wife?" asked tho monarch, ln hasto to got a horse on tho Jcater. "That ain't bad for ou amateur," replied tho Court JcBter, "but I was alluding to tho fact that ho was called tho Bluff King. Gltnrao a cigar, will you?" Labor In lliiwnll. A Honolulu correspondent of the Boston Transcript writes: "Tho majority of the Chinese art laborcr or traders on a ftmnll scale. For faithful service, command to mo a Chinaman. In our establishment wo can do with no less than three. Ah Quae, tho cook; Ah Loon, tho yardman, and Slug Wo, tho latilidrymati, nro at their posts oh surely ns thn sun climbs over the. eastern mountains. Most of tho ChlneflO came hero llrst iih contract laborers on the sugar plantations. Tho development of the coun try called ror lnbor such as they could give, and much of tho material prosperity of this land Is duo to their patient nnd faithful Bcrvlce. The unstable native, cannot be do ponded on for the constant grind of toll, and foreign labor must needs bo Imported. When tho contracts expired the Chlneso laborers loft tho plantation for better pay ing positions. Many entered domestic serv ice, Bomo beenmo gardeners on their own account, and many more engaged In mer cantile business. It goes, without waylng that the laundry business Is, almost wholly In their hands, and In a small way they aro engaging In manufacture In all these lines they Bcoro a Buceessa. Meeting thr Cnc. An nld Trlnbmnn neeunled a barber's chair recently nnd ho was drowsy. Ills eyes could not bo kept nieti and his head rolled about and drojiped over upon h!s shoulder nnd down in.on IiIh cho.U In a way that made shaving a dllllcult operation for tho knight of tho lather and a dntigerous ono for tho patient. . . . At luHt tho barber wild, gently but firmly: "Look a-hero,.Hlr, I can t possibly stmvo you unless you hold up your head." To which tho response was mado with drnwsv Indifference: "Well, then, coot my hiilr." Liieli nf Mnterlnl. Chicngo Tribune: Aunt Rachel had never looked down from the gnllery at u charity ball before. "Maudv." she whispered, "who aro thosn young persons going Into tho purtltloned-oft tilaeei nnd writing tilings In their noto bookB?" "Thoso nro tho society reporters for the dally pnpers," replied her niece. "They have to describe tho costumes, you know," '"Mph!" Htilffod Aunt Riichol, grimly. "I rhouldn't think It would tnke 'cm long to do that!" THHfcilS.