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I'.YIITIKS LI3.VVI.Vo foil SUM. M nil.' I'nrllc IouvIiik dm city (or IIip summer nmy Imve The lire in In (hem renulnrly hy iotlf Ink Tlie Iter Iltisluris oilier, In person or ly mnll. The iiililre will lio clmuKcil an iiltcn n ileslrcil. Oom I'nul serves notice cjn the Ilrltldli tlmt he Mill not Rive up nnd the Hritish retort that he hns notliliur to rIvo up. Tom Wntson hns loeatcil himself nt hist. He siiys he will swallow Hrynn. Towno Is nNo assureil of his sympathy. Tho Chicago police hnvo found n mys tery. "Seek mid you will lltul," snys the scripture. Tho police always revel in mysteries. Open mills or open mints steady work at ood wages payable In 100-cent dollars or enforced Idleness and soup houses? "Which? The 1'arls exposition, Ilko tho Omaha exposition, hns to pluy against some strong counter attractions in the shape of war demonstrations. New York must bo a queer city. With a killing temperature up In the DCs, an audience of ninny thousands was drawn to witness n brutal prize tight. The Jeakius care with which each of the powers watches the moves of others In the Orient Indicates that the heathen Chinee Is not the only one who has pe culiar ways. The publications of the census bureau may not have a large subscription list, but they score a 1-eat in every Issue that gives the otlIW.il population figures of some expectant and anxious city. The century year 4 said to bo produc ing more books than any of Its prede cessors. Tity the student of a hundred years lienco who wants to make a thorough study of tweuticth-century literature. KtiRlnuil Js said to be considering the plan of reserving a tract of land in South Africa In which war maneuvers are to bo conducted each year. Up to the present tho English army has had all the maneuvering It wanted In South Afrbn without reservation. "Where war kills Its hundreds the gold standard kills Its thousands" was a favorite expression used by tho 10 to 1 candidate for tho presidency four .years ago. Tho corpses killed by tho gold standard, however, are not drawing heavily for funeral expenses. Tho populist bosses are making a pre tense of lettlug the full committee set tle the question of u vice presidential candldnte In place of Towne. While they announce they have no nuthorlty to net It is noted that they speak with tho utmost contideuco regarding what will be done. Omnha Is losing another great op portunity. Couut Waldersee, tho new commander of the allied forces In China, has changed his mind nnd, In Btend of traveling to Hong Kong by way of Omaha and Sau Francisco, he proposes to go by way of Geuoa and the Suez cnnnl. Kugene Debs hns also accepted n presidential nomination, but be didn't travel back to Indianapolis, whence he halls, but enclosed his letter of accept inco In an euvelopo directed to William Hutseher at Sprlnglleld, Mass. Debs dinners of election aro no less promis ing than those of the Nebrnska rainbow chasers Chicago threatens to precipitate, a dis pute between Its census takers because the returns to Washington nro said to show only l.SOO.000 people, while com putatlons bused on tho school enumera tion foot up over 2,000,000. Hut Uncle Sam will insist on sticking to his own figures rather than accept school censuf guesswork. Chicago might as well re vive and reorgnnlro that Two Million club at oncu for uuother active cam i.KXDtxo to Kxar.Axn. The placing of half tho Uritlsh war loan of ?r.(),000.(KM) in the United States Is not favorably regarded In Uugland, If press expressions accurately represent public feeling. The chancellor of the exchequer, Sir Michael Hlcks-Ileach, has been subjected to some pretty sharp criticism for what seems to be regarded as. an unnecessary transaction, although It Is admitted that the effect on the Kng llsh money market will be good. There Is no doubt, of course, that the amount could easily have been subscribed In l-'ugland, but It might have produced unfavorable tlnanclal conditions, which will be avoided by obtaining the money here. The announcement made In the House of Commons a few days ngo In regard to the loan by the chancellor of the ex chequer was not only without prece dent, but It also showed that the Hrltlsh government, before It made public Its purpose to make a new loan, had through Its llnanclal representatives been In consultation with certain llnan clal Interests In the United Stntes. In other words, the Hrltlsh government knew before It nnnouneed Its offer of a loan that the United States was ready to take the whole Issue of $."0,000,000 and had, In fact, made an agreement with the American llnanelers with whom the Hrltlsh government wan In consultation' thnt they should have one half of this loan. For the Hrltlsh min ister of 11 nance, from his place In the House of Commons, to nnnouuee that he had accepted an offer made to him by American llnanelers to finance the whole or any part of tho war loan Great Hrltaln was about to make was n most slgulllcnnt tribute to the tlnanclal pres tige of the United States. And It Is a fact not to be lost sight of thnt this prestige has been attained within the last two or three years. This country has been rapidly moving toward tlnanclal Inde pendence nnd It will continue to go for ward la this direction If the policies that have brought this condition about arc maintained. Kastern llnanclal circles nro discuss ing the question of tho possible effect on the American money market of tak ing S'-Ti.OOO.OOO of tho Hrltlsh loan here, l'erhnps all of that amount will not go out of .the country. Probably a portion of It will be paid by drafts on tho Kng llsh banks which owe money In Now York. Hut If the entire amount should be shipped to Kngland there would be no unfavorable effect here, so nbundnut Is the supply of money. The surplus reserves of the banks In the New York clearing house nre said to amount to fUP.OOO.OOO, so that they are In excel lent position to supply the money for the Hrltlsh bonds. The fact of tho Hrltlsh government floating a loan on this side of the ocean Is certainly Interesting and significant. It Is a departure which promises, as some of the lluaucial organs of Kngland recognize, to place New York at the head of the world's money markets. AMTO.VS hlllKUAh VHXSIOX POUCY. Most people have no adequate con ception of the liberality with which the United States government has treated the union soldiers. The pensiou llg ures that will appear In the forthcom ing report of the commissioner of pen sionsan advance statement of which The Hee litis 'received are eloquent tes timony to the nation's gratitude to its defenders. They also effectually dis pose of the charges In regard to the dis crimination of the pension oftlce under the present administration against the old soldiers. It appears that on July 1, 1000. the number of pensioners on the rolls was to:i,.VA), an Increase for the year end ing at that date of 2,010. There were dropped during the yenr -13,33-1, of which number IiTi.SOO were caused by death. The number of peuslon certificates Is sued during the yenr uuder the head of orlglual was 40,013 and uuder restora tions 4,000, making a total of -15,34 1 Of tho original pensions granted, 1,311 were for services In the war with Spain and 10,778 were to widows. Including the Increases, reratlugs, etc., the total number of certificates Issued was 103,- 591, against S0.634 for ttie preceding fiscal year. The number of cases of all kinds pending on July 1, 1000, was 437, 101. This Is a less number than for several preceding years, showing the groundlessness of tne allegation that Commissioner Kvnns has not been push lug tho work of his otllce with the same expedition as marked its administration lu previous years. The Increase In the pension list Is shown by a comparison of the amount now annually disbursed with that dis bursed during the administrations of Grant and Hayes. In tho first four years of the former's administration the aggregate peuslon payments nmouutcd to $110,130,275 and they were nearly $2,000,000 less In his second admlnlstra turn. During the four years of Presi dent Hayes the peiiblon disbursements aggregated 145,322. ISO. Tho annual nverago from 1S00 to 1SS1 was $31,321. 170. For the three years ending .lune 510, 11KK), the total disbursements were. In round numbers, $121,400,000, which exceeds the entire payments made dur ing the twelve years preceding 1SSI by $ 10,000,000. The amount paid out an nually during the three years of the McKlnley ndmlulstratlon was as fol lows: 1S0S, $144,051,S70.80; 1S00, $138, 355,052.05; 1000. $13S,402,172.54. The pension account for the last fiscal year was 24 per cent of the total revenue re ceipts for the year. Tho high water mark for pensions was reached In the last year of the Harrison administra tion, when there was paid out $150,S00. 537.01. In June, 1S03, under the Cleveland administration, a board of re- , vision was created, tho action of the previous administration was reviewed antl thousands of cases were reduced and dropped, so that for the year 1W1, tho first year of that administration, there was paid for pensions $130,OSO, 020.17, or a reduction of $10,810,01 1.S7. The total amount paid for pensions since 1S00 reached the enormous sum of $2,528,373,117 nnd these figures do not Include expenses for medlcnl examina tion and ndmlulstratlon of the peuslon bureau and Its several agencies, for which thero wus paid during the laut thirty-five years about $S3,00O.0(K). In addition to the more than two and a half billion dollars paid out for pen sions and incidental expenses of dis bursements between 1S05 and 1000, there was also expended, In round num. bers, $IS.000.000 for tho establishment and maintenance of national homes for disabled volunteer soldiers. Tho aggre gate appropriated for these homes tor tho current year Is nearly $1,000,000. Certainly these statistics must Impress everybody with the boundless liberality of the government to the union soldiers and must be accepted by all fair-minded persons as a complete answer to the charges that tho veterans are not being properly provided for and Justly treated. CUMMAXDtUl OF Tim AU.IES. Most of tho powers are said to hnvo signified their willingness to accept Count Wnldorsoc, one of the most dis tinguished of German soldiers, as the commander of the International forces lu China, and a Washington dispatch says that the United States will accept him If the necessity exists at tho time of his arrival lu China for an Inter national army to begin a campilgu. No better selection could be made. Waldcrsee's military rank Is that of field marshal and he has a splendid record. He did brilliant service lu the war between Prussia and Austria and added to his fame as n soldier In the Franco-Prussian war. Ho was a fa vorite with tho great Von Moltko and succeeded that famous man as chief of staff of tho German army. Un doubtedly there Is not a more thorough military mnn In Kurope than Walder see. Whether or not a campaign of the In ternational forces will be necessary must bo soon determined. The situa tion appears to have somewhat Im proved and it Is reported that Secretary Hoot takes nn optimistic view of It, both from n military and diplomatic stand point, but the state of affairs is still grave notwithstanding the fact that tho Chinese government has shown that It Is not utterly powerless. Per haps the most reassuring report Is that un edict has been Issued authorizing 1.1 Hung Cuuug to negotiate with the powers for peace. Meanwhile the min isters nre safe in Pekln and are not disposed to take the risk of leaving there under a Chlucse escort. EDVCA TlXO t'lUPlXOS. Mr. Hrynn professes to bellevo thnt American rule In the Philippine Islands will not result In the better education of the Filipinos. He said In his noti fication address that "If we expect to maintain a colonial policy we shall not find It to our advantngo to educate the people," "lest they learn to rend tho Deelnrntion of Independence nnd the constitution of the United States and mock us for our inconsistency." it Is difficult to properly characterize a dec laration of this kind coming from a man who is seeking tho presidency, but if it be not very cheap demagogy we do not know how It should be described. Mr. Bryan certululy knows that tho Filipinos are now being educated, that schools have been established wherever In Luton American rule prevails and that the natives are manifesting the ut most eagerness to learn. General Otis reported that the demand for school books had been so great that the sup ply was exhausted and he nlso stated that tho schools established under American rule were crowded with pu pils. One of the duties of the Taft commission Is to promote education in the Islands and there can bo no doubt that this duty will be faithfully per formed. Schools are being opened in Porto Rico, wliilo In Cuba educational work Is being carefully carried on un der American supervision. This admin istration has shown a most earnest desire to promote education In the new possessions and there Is not a repub lican In the United States who would not give the Filipinos all possible op portunity to study, the Declaration of Independence nnd the constitution. Is It possible that Mr. Bryan Is sincere In professing to bellevo otherwise? SWIFT PUX1S1IMKXT. Tho profession of train robbing has never been a profitable one In the west, neither Is It conducive to longevity. The short but decisive battle between olll cers of the law and the outlaws on the Kansas-Colorado border proves the holdup business to be nn excellent means of committing suicide. One train robber shot to death whilo at tempting to escape, the other cremated In his refuge, briefly recounts the fate of tho desperadoes who ndded murder to robbery In their raid on a Kansas Pacific train a week ago. The relentless pursuit nnd udequate punishment meted out to these robbers nre chnracterlstlc of the Union Pacific. In the four notable iustnnees lu which Its trensure has been attacked and the lives of Its passengers imperiled, the company hns shown tireless energy In pursuing and punishing its nssnllants. It did not stop to count the cost nor stint its limitless resources to bring the marauders to justice. And In every Instance succeeded eo well that In a fow cases only were the courts called upon to go through the formality of a trial. The policy of pursuit to tho (lenth wus innugurnted by the company twenty-three years ago, when six bold desperadoes looted a treasure car at Hlg Springs. Neb. Within ten days four of the six were sleeping under the hillsides of Kansas and the other two settled down In like manner further south, Klghteen years later an express car was dynamited near Brady Island and within ten days the loue robber, falling to show fight, was In the state penitentiary. The raiders of a train on the Wyoming division a year ago were not as expeditiously disposed of. Hut the tireless energies nnd vigilance of the company's officers and assistants could not be overcome or avoided In tho fastnesses of the Hlg Horn moun tains. Three of thnt gaug were put to sleep In tho sombre vales of Jack son's Hole and the fourth Is doing time In the penitentiary. Four days served to dispose of the raiders run to dentil near the Knnsns boundary. This reevrd in Ulsposliii; of "tentlo- men of the road" commends It to other rallwuy companies similarly annoyed. It hns the merit of disposing of these gentry lu the most effective manner and for all time and deprives them not only of tho enjoyment of' the loot, but the notoriety of a trial. FiaiiTixu run: mm vim:. The embattled fnrmers of Kansas are about to enter upon a novel "auipalgn in their own Interests. They ptoposo to organize a corporation with $20,000, 000 cnpltnl, divided Into $10 shares, for the purpose of establishing warehouses In various large eastern cities through which their farm products can be bun dled nnd sold In competition with the grain elevator trusts. The wheat crop of Kansas this year will, It Is estimated, aggregate 78,000, 000 bushels, or 00,000,000 bushels more than Is needed for home consumption. Tho proposed fnrmers' combine Is said to bo Justified by tho chief promoter of this agricultural trust on these grounds: "Tho light of the fnrmeiM against tho trusts has proved a failure nnd It Is now time for them to change their tactics. They should form u com bination leaving out the evil features In n plain business way, adopting busi ness methods that will benefit the toll ing masses." lu other words, the farmers of Kan sas have decided to light fire with lire. This Is by no means a new Idea. The farmers' alliance of the 80s pro posed to eliminate the "middleman" by dealing directly with the consumer. Grange stores nnd alliance warehouses wore erected and operated for u time, but tho experiment was only a partial success. A similar scheme has suc ceeded better with dlilrymen nml with fruit growers In 'California, and lu some other sections of the country, but It yet remains to be seen whether any co operative combination thnt has thou sands of members to consult can bo suc cessfully maintained for any consid erable length of time. At $10 per share It would take 2.000, 000 shareholders, but If every share holder were to subscribe for ten shares it would still require 200,000 share holders to make up the $20,000,000 of capital. That surely would be a very unwieldy concern. Tho success of the Industrial trusts has been chiefly duo to tho fact that the ownership and will power were consolidated. Usually the owners of competing manufacturing In terests have pooled and consolidated uuder one management and operated their plants under one "general" of In dustry. All vital questions of expan sion and contraction are determined by a board of a half dozen directors, who rarely diverge sufficiently L create a break In tho general policy. Tho farmers' trust, with 1,000,000 or even 100,000 shareholders operating at long range between the prairies of Kan sas and seaboard cities, would find It difficult to compete successfully with elevator trusts buttressed by railroad managers and In closo touch with transatlantic stenmshlp lines that thrive on rebates and milk the farmers through long-distance pipes that lead through the stock exchange to the grain exchange nnd from the grain ex change Into the bank vaults. Chartering a steamer to lay the new military cable to connect St. Michaels, Unnltikllk and Nome, a distance of 200 miles nloug the Alaskan coast, Is the prelude to another example of govern ment ownership and operation of tele graphs lu this country which should pavo tho way for the acquisition of a complete postal telegraph system. If the government can successfully oper ato a military cable lu Alaska It can certainly do tho same with cables nearer home and available for com mercial as well as official business. Ca bles to our distant possessions arc no more military necessities than tele graphs between the capital and Impor tant points throughout the country, nor Is It more or less dlflicult to operate them directly bythe government. The postal telegraph Is only a mntter of time. An Austrian government railway of ficial has Just been sentenced to four years at hard labor for having fur nished French nud Husslan agents with official Information as to the mobiliza tion of Austrian troops. No Imitation, however, of tho deportation penalty France undertook to iutllct upon Drey fus on n similar' charge. It Is also worthy of note that among the pur chasers of the Austrian secrets is the sumo French government thnt made such a fuss over the alleged betrayal of Its secrets to German representa tives. People passing comment on Bryan's S.OOO-word ncccptuuee speech at In dianapolis seem to have forgotten that his acceptance speech at Madlsou Square Garden In 1800 was still more prolix. If he runs for the presidency a few more times he mny be able to say "I accept with thanks" and stop there. The chance to break into print without limit on space, however, Is too great a temptation for even so wonder ful n statesman as Bryan to resist. Since It has been definitely settled that the ministers In Pekln are alive LI Hung Chang Is the subject of con flicting dispatches dully. One has hun committing suicide, another in fear of being beheaded, another sick in bed and still another possessed with a com mission to negotlato peace with the powers. If LI knows "where he Is at" he will confer a favor by Informing the public. "The .constitution and the flag one and Inseparable." were not considered Inseparable by the democrats who tried to take the secedlug states out from the constitution and put them under n different Hag. The republican party has proved Itself to be by far the most faithful defender of the constitution and the flag that they ever had since tip? birth of the republic. The treasury Is a muiv of never ending democratic solicitude. In demo cratlc tlmVs It Is a deficit which worries tUcin uud lu republican tliucs a surplus. The only thing the democrats nre cor tain of Is that If they hud control of the surplus It would soon disappear and the people of the country nre prepared to believe them on this point. The Kansas method of disposing of train robbers has the merit of being both sp-edy and effective. It Is not necessary to preserve their portraits lu the rogues' gallery after the Kansans get through with them. The It mid to l'nnir. Daltlmore American. All that a man need to do now who thirsts for fame Is to so Into a stylish restaurant or nn elevator In n shirt waist. The stibse quont publicity will do the rcat. 1tr iiiilsiii In llocrlnnd. New York Mall and Express. Uncle Paul Kruger Is accuaod of trying to Uryanlre tho lloers by tollliiK them that tho Hat paper currency of tho .Transvaal government Is as Rood as Hank of England notes. Tho crafty old leader evidently favors the free and unlimited coinage of wood pulp. Atiift-lciiH Moiipy Alirnnd. Sprlnzlteld Republican. American eagerness to subscribe for the new Uritlsh war loan Is explained by tho rucl that these securities nro offered nt run three years and draw 3; -per cent which Is nn attractive Investment as things nro now going. Wo hnvo become nn old country nnd above 3 per cent Interost attracts our accumulations of cnpltnl. That these hnvo become very large Is apparent. Culls on Our Surplim. New York Tribune. Hussla and Germany both want to bor row money nnd nro reaching out Inviting hands toward our surplus, which is quite likely to be found equal to their accommo dation, in present conditions the financial strain upon them is pretty severe ami promises continuance, but their credit Is good. Wo hnvo tho monoy nnd they will probably get somo of It, a line of business which our financiers are likely to find of Increasing magnitude as tlmo goes on. Hot Weiitlior (inli'ty. Uoston Transcript. This summer's enlivening topic In the way of small talk is undoubtedly the shirt waist for men. There were nt first hazardlngs as to whether they should or could bo worn then a few hot days seemed to say they not only could but must be. So they np peared sporadically and not much In the way of Interest came of it till the thing came to an Issue between the wearers of them nnd head waiters In first class restau rants. The wearers wore put on the de fensive the Instant they attempted to enter such restaurants, but so far nil accounts received of these encounters record them as being able to maintain their position with th head waiter backing down. Rood Hule for Mtrrct Cam. Provldonco Journal. One of the street car companies In New Haven has adopted a rule forbidding pas sengers to stand on tho running boards of cars between tho scats. If a car Is so full that It contains no empty seats the newcomer must wait till another comes nlong or else crowd In at the rear of the enr, where the place Is too small to ac commodate mora than halt n dozen per sons. The rule Is excellent, provided tho company will run enough cars to carry all who wish to ride. Nobody enjoys standing on a running board when a car Is In motion or crowding in between scats in front of a row of obviously annoyed passengers, but even this Is better than being subjected to a long delay on a street corner. Vnrlullons of Shnnlinl I.lnra. Philadelphia. Record. The Shanshal liars are at tbelr old game. Tho demand for talcs of horror and carnage from Pekln having fallen to zero, these Munchausens of the Orient have been obliged to open other avenues of misinforma tion. The papers of the "viceroy" of Tien Tsln, which that ottlclnl hud kindly left be hind him In his flight, teem to have proved a veritable mine of falsehood. Among the documents found, It Is alleged, was a re ceipt for 100 taels paid to a Tloxer as tho price of tho head of Major Wnller of the United States Marino corps. So far an Is known Major Waller still bears a very level head upon his shoulders; moreover, there Is no "viceroy" of Tien Tsln. Yung Lu, late viceroy of Pe-chl-ll. hns been In Pekln since tho present troubles began, nnd his suc cessor, 1.1 Hung Chang, Is In Shanghai. Liars need good memories. I.nrKe Stock ot AVords. Cincinnati Commerclul-Trlbunc (rpp ) Mr. Hryan talked of "Imperialism" nt length. Ills party platform had declared that tho paramount Issue, nnd In sub servient loyalty he has set out, as tho party leader, to mako It paramount. Sine It hns nothing to do with the case, Mr. Hryan's task Is ono of difficulties. lib meets those difficulties bravely with tho only weapon nt his command words, nut words nre Mr. Bryan's long suit. Ho fired some thousands of them at his bugbeat yestorday. Ho has others In reserve In his locker, lots of them. He will fire con. tlnuous volleys at this spector of his own disordered dreams, let us hope, to Un com plete annihilation. Meantime, it Ib hardly to the credit o Mr. Bryan's boasted honesty and cour age that he should so wantonly cvado the real paramount issue, without which Iirynn is as nothing and nts ideas a mere wnste spot in n wilderness of meaningless words. csonn jokh on smokbus, Court Heeord tin nil li- True In Mnrilues of Clrnir Spots. New York Herald. Many smokers in taking a cigar from a box will select ono with spots on the wrap per, it being an old tradition that nature put these marks on tho growing leaves of none but good tobacco. Experts, however, know that there Is nothing in this theory, although the spots caused by dew or the bites of Insects on the growing leaf arc often found on tobacco raised in a soil which Insures fine quality. So many smokers, however, look for this spotted tobacco as to give It a higher value In tho market. Here Is where the Joke comes In. Demand always creates supply. An ingenious grower found that he could proiuco the spots by sprinkling the growing plants with potash He then got a patent on the procewi and brought suit against another for Infringe ment. The United States circuit court at Hartford decided against the patentee and the circuit court of appeals sustains the de cision, Judge- Wallace declaring that to warrant a patent an Invention must be ca pable of tomo beneftlal use as distinguished from a pernicious use. Tho suit, moreover, hss brought out the fact that no end of other fellows have been agisting nature to put spots on her toba.-co leaves. An Idea of tho number of persons Interested In knowing thte may be gleaned from the statistics of the tobacco industry fnr the necal year Just ended. The tax paid output, not including little cigars, was 5.316,- 000.000 cigars, equal to 3.m. cigars ror everyone of the 14,000,000 voters who par ticipated In the last presidential election Commenting on the fact that the govern nenfs Income from tobacco and Its manu factures for the year was t70.O00.OOO the United States Tobaco Journal of this city p-lnts out hat ths not only d's'an es the revenue derived from the -rnmodlty by firm Mr a'n hi' s a srea'er um han U yielded by any government monopoly of to baixo in the world. iioxuai.f.i. Sniiiiiles of Anirrlrnn Development III llic eest Territory. "Tho Eden of tho Pacific" is absorbing nnd spreading American wnjs at a lively pace. Recent number of the Honolulu Republican furnish Instructive details of the manner In which the baby territory Is catching on. There wat, a warm republi can rally nnd reception there on July 26. tho date of the return of the delegation to tho Philadelphia convention. It had all the frills of n home-brew n rally bands played, clubs marched, orators were cheered and burning words of party loyalty thrilled a multltudo of new-pledged sovereigns. The enthusiasm shown on this occasion con vinced unbiased Judges of public sentiment, who permitted themselves to bo interviewed, that Hawaii was solid for the republican ticket. Even that relic of frayed royalty. Prlnca David Kumarumtng, who cast the winning veto for the sacred ratio at Kan sas City, preserves a discreet silence In tho face of tho positive claims of the opposition. As Is customary In such cases, political enthusiasm requires an occasional stimulant and la that respect the Hawaiian! do not differ much from the hurrah boys on the mainland. Tho manner In which the stim ulants nre served provokes criticism. The Republican complains that the high sheriff permits somo Joints to run wide open with out u llcenso wbllo other dispensaries aro unduly harassed, Intimating that nn official "pull" Is a handy thing to have In stock there as elsewhere. "In all kindness." the Republican demurely remarks, "we suggest to the high sheriff that he will nnd It mighty good policy to stop this winking at open violations of the law." If the sheriff can resist that touching appeal his official hend should bo tho penalty. A genial promoter from the henneries of Iowa promises to rellovo the stringency In the Honolulu egg market, which has here tofore menaced tho peace and comfort of the community. With great solemnity he an nouncos that ho will raleo and fatten chick ens on liquid air and by regulating the pressure at feeding time increase or dimin ish the lay product nnd thus automatically regulate the supply to the demand. In this way ho disposes of tho cold storage prob lem. Contract laborers on hn latnn.u ,. giving their masters n lively run tor their money. Several hundred Japs, who were brought In to work tho plantations after tho territorial law went Into .fToi Jcct to having the passage money ad vanced by tho contractors deducted from ineir montniy wage. Suits have been In. stltuted to recover the monoy thus de ducted. Over $-100,000 Is Involved and the nttorncys anticipate a season of great prosperity. The American drummer has invaAeA th islands and given hotel keener rH. shock by demanding snrapleroom accom modations, no gor what he called for. too, for his majesty tolerates no trifling with his plans. The first nn. hniia Omaha, sold soap and lathered the town in snori oracr. United States Is tho official lnnnmr. of the islands. Every facility Is to be nfforded the native to shed his lingo and If he falls to catoh on to the curves ot the language the fault Is his own. Judge Humphrey has Issued the edict from hla court and what tho Judge says goes. I'RHSO.I, AND OT1IBIOVINU. Chicago's summery canyons arc pretty effective cemetery promoters. Don't kick about the temperature. It will be cool enough next winter. Reports from Shanghai lend peculiar significance to the common Chinese pat ronymic LI. Men who wear celluloid collars during hot spells should not complain If they "get It In the neck." Coal brings 1150 a ton at Cape Nome. Tho price la calculated to produce a cool ness between the dealers and consumors. Ruffalo's exposition, employing and at tracting extra thousands, proved very suc cessful In swelling the census of the town. What the country needs Just now is some means of conning the surplus heat for winter consumption. Thero nre "mil lions In It." President Harper of Chicago university thinks ho can live for a week on 15 cents a day. No doubt of It. Hut he will look like 13 cents when tho week is up. The success of the public baths at St. Paul materially brightens the halo of the old town without increasing tho treasury deficit. The natives take kindly to water for external use. An eastern university Is wasting time and good money In sending an expedition to Alnska In search of fossils. The home supply Is abundant. For Instance, the tail of the fusion presidential ticket. Up In Minnesota the other day a frisky cyclono eloped with a woman half a mile. Her accordion skirt worked on the nam. chute plan and landed her gently In a frog- pond. Her marvelous escape silenced the croakers. A California widow succeeded In pulline her husband's estate through courts without discovering nn extra widow or two, or se riously diminishing the assets. Evidently the legal profession on the coast is los ing Its cunning. Joy's cup Is overflowing In at. LouU and fame is perched on tho bridge. Docu- mcntary proof has arrived showing that a St. Isolds man In the ranks captured Mrs. Agulnaldo's wardrobe. A public acknowl edgment of tho town's penchant for old clothes increases the gaiety of the season. demure Item comes from London to the effect that a town judge created a great scandal by permitting the barristers to doff their wigs, thereby exposing to a rude multitude a large assortment of bald heads. Why the exposure should be classed as a scandal is a mystery Hairless domes arc shining signs of long practice In the science of hair splitting.. Cut Prices Photo Supplies Hor Monday Only Cramer Crown Plates 4xS slie, per dozen .... Seeds' No. 27 Plates 4x5 size, per dozsn ..49c ..49c Manning Masks 1 Qn each Drying Racks each Extra Heavy Ferrotype Plates Dcvoloping and Printing professions. work. ..15c 15c equal to J. C. HUTESOIN & CO, Manufacturing Opticians, yr.cri.Ati shots at thij rti.rir. Ilnltlmore American: The trouble Is now whether the supply ot missionaries In China will hold out long enough to iep the mas sacre report bureau In actlvo operation. Minneapolis Times A preacher In Hack ensack, N. J., complained In his sermon yes torday because many women had taken to coming to church bareheaded. He thounht the women should eover their heads, for St. Paul snld In one of the epistles to tho Corinthians: "Every woman that prayeth or prophcsleth with her head uncovered dlshonorcth her head." Still It seems a trifle, absurd In this day and age to de cl.irr that fashions or customs in clothes can make any difference In the worship of aod. Indianapolis Journal: At n "mothers' congress" held In Chicago last week Mrs Llda Hardy told the assembled matrons "how Christ would have brought U( chil dren." Mrs. Hardy hnlltt from TopckJ where sho hns been pulpit assistant io the Rev. Charles M, Sheldon, of "how.tjrlst would-edlt-a-ncwspapcr" .fame. It Is nboui time the pretense that direct telephone communication with heaven Is to be had behind that pulpit would come to an end It was never anything but offensive and be comes Increasingly so, Rev. Cyrus Townsend In the Ladies' Home Journal: -Western dioceses are b!shop klllcrs nt best. No, that Is unjust; It Is the church horself which kills the bishops Sho puts them lu positions whore their faculties are taxed to the utmost. Naturally she given them rank, position, a bare living and then loads upon their shoulders It thsy be men, as they always arc, who see the opportunities, accept the responsibilities and endeavor to fulfill the obligations of their positions, burdens too heavy for any mortal man to bear. She provides them with little money, a mere pittance Indeed In com paring with their needs, gives them a few men. not always theso that nro best suited to effectually advance tho work and expects them to go forward. If thesa western blsh ora are not walking in apostollo footsteps I know of no men who do so walk. It is tho most exhausting, wearying, heartbreak ing lot that can full to any mortal man to bo a western ml4lonnry bishop and most of item fight It out until they die. Tho people aro helpful, gruteful and apprecia tive; thoy do what they can. Let none blamo them, noMiisTic I'l.iiASAvnuiis. Puck: "Destiny," rnld tlx' noimlNo faction!" C,W1 CHrVC 11 to ,,H ul,,lre B,i"s cnfEoi R,?r,.1.: 'V people next door rv long." y 1,uvc,, t boe married "'i?w 'lo J0U know?" , ay,H ""I UHt h'Ves to ret UP t 6 o clock and get his brcukfast." Indlniinpolls JouTnalT "Amelia. It Is a sUuom.r"US nU"rr" before not a.' Edgar; if we have a right good quarrel now we won't Irnvo a thlnir to do but enjoy ourselves after wc get ontn" Philadelphia Record":"" "My parents mat co.'"e us." she faltered! rnu.i i, L?,. he ';.F,a'mt(, hotly, "thrv Tt m Vte,Te.Uui,,mH" And he pressed her still closer to his manly breHM. Detroit I'ree Press; "I can nln-av. toil rrSvuTu.'T ,naytA 'm"elf In an ex! ' !i.URttnt luncheon down town." i.ljow do you tell?" lie nlwnys comes borne and wants to treat me to n trolley ride." "nis 10 Philadelphia PresT! "Did Air Slomun really Propose to you last night?"' h'm"n cs, replied the other. "He told me I wP.th!J0,"P F'r.' !e Imd ever lovid." ' 1 "TnM i,. .w,at d,t1 'ou ' o him?" rnnrfl '"m l K0 BCt n rePUttlOll, o f toC!,Jr'hrmNLe.',:. '8h" ,a,f?ct him Just bachelor"?' n0W Sl,C WUf"1 1 afr"ld uf o' "Yes?" ' ihnAni,d,. ,H,K,tl to her just to lot her know "Wefi'" "'raid of widows." "Oh. they're married now." Cleveland Plain "DeuTer: "In the latest PKch"loKlcal novel the hero marries th LI " -"nviuion mi it was ner i i tor he should hve wedded " "Nn. hn Hldn-ff tr,,. I... r... , .v.. mil, you see. sne could earn 1.0 a month " C'lllennn Pnut f n,. . - , speak .well of his wife." she' said. ' me0APar,e y19 rin'in0" th PowlbllUy of any man'! ret. ting In n word of a. controversial nature' SAXCTIMIIV. 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