t 12 TUB OMAHA DAILY BEE: SUNDAY, Al'itTL 22, 1J)00. iiontox sToni:. Dress Goods A brilliant showing of all the new spring j dress goods. Monday's values aro un doubtedly the most extraordinary bargains! over offered. All wool tweed suitings, English coverts, silk nnd wool plaids, nil wool Fren-h dc5 beige. English ctamlncs, satin bcrberu, fan yf mohair, two-toned nrmures, Frcn -h serges, Oerman bonrlettas, and a complete variety I of now silk nnd wool novelties In nil colors,! including black. Go on special milo on front bargain square, j V-f Q, J'W ju.ia...... .... ... New Black Dress Goods 100 pieces or now nil k and monair err pons In nil the latest nnd mot exclusive do signs, with that rich black lustre, In all tho now blister effects. Cropons thnt are worth 3.00 ynrd, go on special sale In our black goods department Monday only 98C nnd$1.25 Black Brilliaiitiiies Extra special, bh leader for Monday, we plac on special sale 300 pieces black figure. brllllantine. Just the thing for separal atcE fiklrtn and street dresues, actually worth fOc ynrd. Oo on wpoclal bain Monday (limit 8 yds. to a customer), per yard 19c 00 pieces oi the choicest fabrics shown this season, including two-toned granites, new crystal bengallnes, homespun suitings, Scotch mixtures, novelty checks, camel's lialr chovlots, English coverts nnd storm ficrgos In every new nnd dcslrabla color. Goods that nro sold closwhero for 1 yd., go on special nalo Monday, per yd 49c An Immeuso selection of alt tho new plain! weaves so much In vogue for plain tall r made suits. Now French whipcords, new K.igllsh granite cloth, new vlgcraux suitings,! nil k finished poplins, Including reversible! golfing cloths In every new shade nnd tint nliown. Positively worth $1.25 yd. Monday tho entire lot go on iipeclal salo nt, per yard 69c Silk Sale AnotSier now lot of swell foulnrds, 75 pieces, consisting of nil tho new fnshlonnblo Hhados of grny, now blues, automobile, helio tropes, resedas, black and whlto, blue and white. Wo sell moro foulards than all other stores combined. Our price for Mon day, only 58c. 69c, 98c Over 2,000 yards flno Imported grenadines made to sell at $1.50 and $2.00 yd, In Persian patterns, Rtrlpes and mohair and silk gren udtnes. .Many among tho lot nro very sheer. Our price Monday In ono lot, yd 67c 65 pieces panne satins In 25 different ahades nnd black cream and white. The very latest thing for wnlsts. They nr soft finish llko liberty satins, only much Ktrongor, and actually worth $1.00 yard, our prlco Monday, yard 50c Black Taffeta Specials CO-lnch wldo black taffeta, worth 75c, . go at, yd 4(C 7-lnch wldo black taffota, worthnn $1.25, go ut, yd btJC QC-lnch wldo black taffeta, worth $1.50,nQ o nt yd O0D Black Japanese" Wash Silks tl-lnch wldo wash silk, worth 59c, gOnC t, yd 00C 127-Inch wldo wash silk, worth $1.00, cn Co at, yd ObC SS-lnch wldo wash allk, worth $1.25, go at, yd (oG $1.00 Silks on Bat-gain Sqi i u are 49c. Over 3,000 ynrda of all kinds of dresB, waist nnd lining silks. Cheney llros' foul nrds, 117-Inch printed Japanese silk, black Ibrocaded silks nnd satins, colored brocades and fnncy tnffotas, black satins, 49c Mark tnffotns, black chinas, all go at, yd WOODBURY'S Facial Soap and Facial Cream Aro mnfln especially for the face and to cloaiwo and purify tho delecato skin of the liuman body. If used dally In toilet nnd bath will clear tho complexion and keep tho skin young nnd fresh. Woodbury'H racial Soap, Facial Cream, Violet Powder end Dentlal Cream. Hegular jjrlco 2.'.c OUH I'HICE ISc WOODIIUHY'S Hair Tonic keeps the Ualr soft nnd fluffy. PRICE 40c. DRUG DEPARTMENT Embroideries 2,000 yds 27-lnch swlas nnd nulnsook em hrolderled nnd hemstitched skirt flouncing, Just tho thing for children's dresses uud aprons, go at 15c Kour grand lots of embroidery nnd Inser tion In nil widths, nnd n great variety ot neat and showy patterns, go on bargain equnro at 34c, 5c, 74c and 10c yd. ODDITIES OF THE DIRECTORY Funny Sido of Mr. MoAvoj'a Compilation for Nineteen Hundred. SIDESPLITTING SURNAMES IN OMAHA (Ir. Iliitrlirlor In a llrni-dlcl nnil Mr. llrnrillet Is it llnolirlur l,onuct An mi' In Hie Hook In Tlilhtlrllmnlulit. To tho thoughtful nnd tho Inquisitive tho pew city directory Just issued presents au Interesting study. Thero Is much moro to It than a dry glossary of nature and Industries, (t Is rich In local color, full ot the fruits if careful research, whllo to the Imagination Its left tho pleasant task of supplying the nnwrltton chapters concerning the lives an 1 loves of the numerous characters In u groat urban drama. In tho nameB themselves thero Is not n llttlo to ongago tho attention, but perhnps tho best way to study Mr. McAvoy's latent work Is to obsorvo tho names in connection with tho Industries which follow them. This presents ono of the most striking anomalies of tho directory. Thero Is seldom a tracsable relation between nomenclature und occupa tion, though to this rule thero aro excep tions, notably theso: Edward Hump Is a ibutcher, and so Is John It. lluchor. This Is observing tho tltneas of things, but when ono tunib to another page and llnds that James U Ham Is a harness maker, and to etUl others to find that Henry V. 1'ltt U a RAILROAD Almost Sound and Perfect CARPETS Nearly Given Away. Rugs and Oilcloths Same Way, $1,50 CARPETS, all perfect, for 69c yard. All the .absolutely sound and perfect Mo- quctte, Wilton, Velvet and Axmlnster enrpets. In all tho new and styl ish pattern, wl h nnd wi h out borders, go at G9c yd. None worth lesa .than $1 10 yd, and most of It worth $130 yd, nt ,65c All Wool Ingrain Carpel 25o strictly lull wool inrrrnln carpet, soino of it slightly sollod, none of H bmlly uumnned, go at 12oc yard Trunk of it, all wool carpet Joe yurd. $50 Wilton Rugs go at $15 Each All llln 1.1 1 Avmtn.afn. fnm(ntn n rt .1 WlUnn rttiru In ila tlaVTUl ... i., i. , ,iA,iiiiiuivt vuwiu mm oriental patterns, highest class rues made, leu) than $50.00. Go aa long as the quantity lasts, at each .... IBll $1,25 RugS 49C All tho body Brussels, Moquette, Axminstor and Velvet rugs that generally sell at $1.25, at, each BETTER SHOES and for LESS THAN Our Shoe In the Basement 5c for Infante' 35c colored In the Basement 75c for ladles' shoes, ladles' slippers, ladles' strap sandals, youths' shoes and misses' shoes. 15c Silk Ruching 2ac 3,000 yards silk rucliing, juby stylo, all colors worth 15c, choice at 2!c yd clork and William II. Taylor a nurse, tho Irony of tho situation appeals to him nnd ho makes up his mind that tho ancient scheme of liuman nomenclature, according to which men took their names from their occupations, is an exploded theory. HenlN In l"nrtn. Hut the now city directory le no respectar ot theories. It deals In facts, and If the theories don't happen to dovetail Into tho facts, so much tho worso for tho theories. , Ilnrn lu nnnllinr trlnl alinttsirnil Vitr thn linnn. ' clastic Mr. McAvoy. Ho says tho name Smith Is not tho most common namo in Omaha! Think of that! Tho dear, patient, much-satlrcd, long-suffering Mr. Smith has been dethroned and thnt to roako room for Mr. Johnson. Here nro tho figures: Smith, 363; John son, 407. Nor do tho wonders ceaso hero. Mr. Jonea nnd hid neighbor, Mr. rirown, wero always supposed to ho pretty numerous, but both combined they could llttlo moro than carry tho city ns against tho house of Anderson. The rcturna aro an follows: Andorson, 339; Jones, 132; Browns, 252. So tho Johnsons and tho Andersons are In tho nscendnncy In Omaha, with tho Smiths, Jones and Drowns classed with tho "also rans," Next In point of numorlcal strength aro tho Swansons, who number an oven 100. Tho foregoing figures aro given without roference to tho Johnstons, of whom there uro 33, or to tho Andersens, of whom there aro 16. Thero aro four more Smiths In tho di rectory of 1900 than In that of 1899, whllo during tho year Just passed tho Jones colony haB beon ro-enforced by thirteen and tho Drown colony by twenty-two. It may be remarked In passing that thero TOMORROW MONDAY BEGINS THE GRAND J1B0 All 25c All to 12x15 luiiuu . "Pi" . ,v i and none of them -worth Nouo worth less than Fifty Dollars Some of these have been w ot they go at 49c OILCLOTH MATTING i ANY OTHER DEALER ON EARTH CAN GIVE YOU NOW OR ANY OTHER TIME Departmsnf in the Basement will eVen turn out more shoes than any two shoe stores in Omaha, and our Fine Shoe Department on Main Floor is a wonder. In the Basement lc a pair for Japaneso bath-room slippers. In the Basement 98c for ladies' bicyclo boots, worth J2.C0. moccasins. In the Basemant 98c for ladles' kid shoes, ladles' black and tan' slippers, boys' shoes, misses' shoes, ladles' oxford and strap sandals 50c Aprons 15c 1,000 children's whito aprons, handsomely mado nnd trimmed with laco and embroidery, choice on bargain square at 15c each aro in Omaha thirteen male adults unknown by tho namo of John Smith. 1.0HK ami Short. So much for tho common nameo ot tho directory, and now fur a brief chapter on the long and tthort cognomens. It is only natural tbtt to a Chlnajuau ahould belong tho distinction of having tho shortest name. 'Along in tho "W's" can be found tho name Wo Dr. C. L. Kong Lee Wo ot 1D22 Douglas street and Just four lines bo low this Is ono ot tho longest names lu tho took Wnjclochowskl. James Wajclechow skl Is only a comon laboring man, but ho finds lifo at 2721 Walnut street happy and prosperous-, deaplto tho hoodoo of a patro nymic with thirteen letters In It. Living In tho same houso with him Is a man who Is proprietor and business manager of tho namo Tomczeykowskl. That they arc ablo to get both names Into tho houso at onco nnd still have room for their numorous progeny l a marvel. Then, living down nt 2321 South Twenty sixth street Ih n blacksmith whoso name Frank Ssxzepanluk looks llko tho zinc etch ing of a barbed -wlro fence. It bristles like a porcupine, and Mr. Szczepanlnk never handles It without gloves. But If one must go to the Celestials for tho Hhorteat namo It doesn't follow that ho must go to the Bohemians or Scandi navians for tho longest one. On tho con trary, tho longest name In tho book a masterpiece of a surnamo with fifteen let tersIs tho property of an American. The namo U Thietlethwalght. To pronouncu It ono must lisp twice and tako a hitch In his Buspenilcrs. Thomas W. Thlstlcth walght la a printer employed by tho Omaha Printing company, and his namo Is never pronounced In tho ottlco on busy days. It is an Interesting fact In this connection WRECK SALE mm & son $1 Scotch Velvet Carpets go at 49c All the Scotch velvet, .all the 10 wire Brus sels, with and without borders, all absolutely new patterns, go at Wnnl Art Snuarps SI.50 Three bales of strictly all wool urt squares extra, heavy snmpio piceo art squaros. in tno repuiar way thoy would bo worth $1.50 each thoy go nt, each $20 Rugs for $7.50 . the Smyrna and Japanese jute size. $ 750 ON SALE TOMORROW In the Basement 35c for ladles' kid comfort house In the Basement $1.39 for ladles' shoes that you buy else whero for less than B4 20c Vests for 5c 300 dozen ladies' plain white and fancy colored summer under vests, well mado, llslo finished, worth 20c, go at 5c each that Mr. Thistlothwaight helped to get out tho city directory In which his namo op pears. Indeed, ho net tho namo up hlmsolf and got upaco rates on It. Thero nro a great many surnames In tho book spelled with but three letters. Hero is a batch of thorn: John Ang, Nettle Ban, N. K. Syp and Joseph Yox. Then thero are thrco Ides, thrco Ishs, thrco Bays, n Kay, a Kus and a Jay. Of names which claim distinction for tholr oddity alone, tho following nro samples: ; Krojcl, Zajlc, Boston Yuaura, (colored), K. : Yoho, John Ylst, Ilichard January, (colored, , pastor of Mt. Tlsgah Baptist church), Wllg, Vttvlts, Vaow, Veto A. Ilachle, l'od Dls- muke, Heco Quo, Dink Bots, Anton Nnljdl, (a printer), Jacob ISxx and James Guggen mos. Tho Union Pacific Railway company has In Its employ a clerk ot tho names of S. Vnu Stono Fullawhcy, though why ho should be full of whey In prcforenco to cheese or prunes docs not appear. It is odd that J. G. Bene dict should bo a bachelor and I W. Bache lor a benedict. It U also a bit strange that John Ovens should chooso to bo a driver and R. K. Driver a baker. Edward L. Haff Is n salesman and LIUlo Shott a domestic, but they do not know each other nnd thero Is llttlo likelihood of thero being a wedding no tice headed "Haff-Shott." John E. Nlco Is a laborer, Abraham Proper a clerk and John T. Goodfcllow is tho sig nificant namo ot a bartender. Walter A. Saussay Is n clerk, Procporl Pollto a fruiter and Otto Klndor a printer. Thero Is a sugar bowl full of sndearlug terms culled from Mr. McAvoy's compilation: James Buty, Bertram E. Dove, Charllo i Darling, Earnest Sweet, Albert A. Honey, Sam Sugorman, Cora Lovo, Thomas Honoy j buss, Charles Hon, and finally, John W. I Prottyman! The first name In tho book Is Agnes Aabcl, Greatest Bargain Giving SALE CARPETS that Ever Occured in the West There New was Such a Sale. STORE 75c BRUSSELS CARPETS at 39c All the regular 75c Brussels carpet in all absolutely now and stylish patterns, almost sound and perfect. Some of it slightly mussed, go at si.SO 98C CarpBt 39C All the best grade of strictly all wool ingrain carpet. All absolutely sound and perfect. Thoro Is no hotter ingrain cnt pot mado at any price, go at $5.00 Rugs go at $1.25 Each 30x72 nnd ,'tOxGO ylzo Moquette, AxmUistor, Wilton nnd Smyrna rugx, that sell up to ijtf.OO, o at, each rugs up If per fect would bo worth All tho oilcloth straw matting each g ggggg g be on nalo tomorrow. Wc want to devote tho ontlro floor Monday to the salo of I carpots and rugs. Brine; the mennurements of your room, as never again will you I liavo an opuortunity to purcnaso sucn carpet In the Basement 59c for chtldrsn's and youths' shoes, ladles' slippers and oxford tics. slippers, On Main Floor sl.69 for men's shoes equal to any $2.50 shoo that you can buy elsewhere. could not $2.50. Women's Vests Dig lots of ladles' full shape uiulervosts, somo with laco yokes, silk stitched and silk ribbon trimmed, neck nnd shoulder straps, also silk mercerized In all colors, worth up to 50c this salo at 12i.c, 15c, 25c and the last, Charles T. Zwlslor, Miss Aabol lives at 1517 South Twonty-clgbth street and Mr. Zwlslcr at 4347 Franklin fully threo miles npart. They aro without tho picasuro of each other's acquaintance WUI.Vr KKATL'HUS OF 1AV1Z. Walter Wentworth, 75 years old, and for mnny years a professional contortionist, Is in Now York looking for someono to buy his body. Ho has long been a wonder to medical men on account of tho wondorful pliability of his frame, which ho has al ready sold twice onco in Dr. Cowes of Do trolt and later to Dr. Wilder of Now York, receiving In each caso $100. Both theso medical men nro dend nnd now Wentworth Is looking for a third speculator. A curious spectaclo Is afforded travelers at Monon, Ind., tho Junction of tho main lino and tho Indianapolis division. Two of tho through trains, carrying dining cars, meet hero, nnd tho dining cars nro sot out. Tho cooks clean tholr kitchens, throwing (ho refuso overboard, and the chickens In tho neighborhood como nnd feed on tho scraps. Thero Is not a chicken within a half mllo that docs not recognlzo tho whis tles of tho engines pulling tho pasecnger trains, and whon thoy nro sounded for tho station It Is tho signal for the chickens to como running, Hying over fences ami hus tling pell mell to get on tho ground for tho feast. Tho mischievous pages of the house of representatives havo discovered a now trick of tho echoes In Stntuary hall. They play It upon tho tourists by tho scorn nnd upon pretentions statesmen occasionally, when thoy can do no without discovery. Thoro Is a certain spot, near the beaten path of travel from the central doorway of the OF 39c from this railroad wreck will bargains. MONEY On Main Floor '3.00 for ladleB' and men's black and col ored kid, calf, patent leather und vlcl shoes that you would have to pay $5 for elesewbere. sl.98 for ladles' shoos that would cost you fully $4 anywhere else. Theso aro oa bargain square on tho main floor. $2 Jet Belts 49c ON DAIM1A1N SQUAHH wc place on salt an Importers' ontlro samplo lino of Jet Novelty Hells, full beaded nnd beaded fringe, mohair back, very elastic, worth $1.00, $1.50 nnd $2.00, on sale for 39c a,,d 49c houso toward tho senate, whoro this peculiar echo Is offcctlvn. If any coin or metal ob ject Is dropped on tho marhlo step between tho telegraph office and tho reception room It sounds to ono passing tho particular spot In question as though tho object wero dropping Immediately nt his feet. A boy with a dlmo or a nickel Is ablo to h'avo nil Borts of fun by waiting till eomo ono passes the point. Even tho sonato pages Bklp away from tholr work to visit tho boys on tho other sldo and play with tho echo. Governor Stono of 'Missouri was ordered by hlf physician to stop smoking cigars. Ho obeyed and has been trying to got ulons with cigarettes, but Is making a very poor Job of It. Tho doctor absolutely refuses to nllow clgora and tho govornor threatens to solaco 111 riiBol f with chewing tobacco. SOMI1 L.WIZ INVENTIONS. In a new ulruhlp, designed by u Hnltlen, n series of fans nre mounted In a car par tially supported by u gas balloon, tho fans being used to drive nlr through adjustable pipes, which uro ndnpted to turn toward any point to movo tho ship In tho opposite direction. To measure small doses of medlclno with out tho use of a oon u now bottlo sto;i- Ker Is provided with graduations Insldo thn ollow top, with u double passage through which tho liquid flows Into the measure, being prevented from flowing ba,ck by a dam partially covering tho passages, For boats a newly patented propeller has a horizontal r&d projecting through tho rear of tho bout nnd adapted to be reciprocated, with a square frume on the end of the rod. In whlrh leaves aro hinged to close nnd pueh thn bout uhoud nt racli backward thrust of tho rod. Articles on display In show windows ran bo removed without disturbing tho window by a Connecticut mnn'H device, which hus ii pair of rurvrd lingers mounted on one end of n pole, with n grip nnd thumb lever at tho opposite ond connected by a cord to BOSTON stohi:. Women's Suits and Jackets priced as only tho Boston Storo can price them. Tho values speak for themselves. Head carefully. Eton suit of lino all wool cheviot, appliquoa modici collar and reveres. Jacket silk lined, skirt inverted box back. A $10.50 value, at only $9.85 Special lot of lino silk lined suits, etons single nnd double breasted, tight fit ting, all taffeta silk lined and nny ono 11 uuu uiiy tutu 14.85 worth $22.50 and $25.00, nt only Silk lined eton Milts of Imported coverts nnd Venetians; taffeta nppllqucd tnedlcl col lars and reveres. Elegantly tailored n't I'H'o. rivmtu y i nut i as?.22.50 and vwortt our specla tomorrow. Special Monday Suit Bargain Wo put on talc tomorrow 185 tnllor-mado suits of all wcol Venetians nnd homespuns. Any tylo or nny color of the ecason, nnd mado to sell for $12.50. A valuo unmatched In this JfiC Q city. Our price, I B . V7 CJ only Your choice of a lot of styllsli. line taticia I silk skirts, all new shapes, ribbon, fringe. Jnppllquo nnd nccordlan planing inir.furo. i Every ono a good $W.uo , !6.98 lvalue -choice, B"'"J . . . I Tomorrow your choice or some nno uooi nnd silk skirts, worth nnd made in some flno wool 0. nnd made In tho stylish shapes of tho ncaton. nt 4.98 Innlv J vino ciirtu iii cond nil wool homespuns, Dchovlots nnd serges; nppllqued nnd tnllor I stitched; nny ono a Dig lurgain our putu tomorrow only 1.98,!li2.50,!fi2.98 Ladies' Jackets .11 .ia1Aj In nil wnnl VPIintlntlR. VlUll Tinman silk lined, six buttons, box frontH, ons, oox ironiH, '3.98 nicely tnllorcil, worth - JG.OU, OUT pneo loniur- IKI n . UIHJ i lna lnn nnd hnx UUtomOhllcs. ThWO nro from our big samplo purehnse. nnd ln rludo somo cf tho very swellrst garments. Tho cheapest ono wns Kj f O mado to sell for $iu.&u. 3 - 3 KJ twnorrow only Lndles' silk capes In a big nnd wonderfully vnrlcd assortment of styles nnd qualities, trimmed with ribbon, lace, chirfon. Jet and braid; made to sell R A O at $7X0; tomorrow -- a J O your cholco only rnnfnru mmln In II big lino OL styles, with largo snllor collars, trimmed wl h annlltiuo nnd braid, in nil colort), nil sizes, I tomorrow only $2.98, 1.98, 9bc Special Rainy-Day Skirt Bargains Tr,n nnd JS.r.0 rainy-day skirts made of nno wool Toverslblo plaids, box backs, stitched bottoms nnd well tnllorcd, tomorrow only $3.50 and 4.9b Millinery Monday's enticing values. women h nninir nlly trimmed huts, very stylish tur lmn trimmed with lmiiflHomn rhlffon, Htraw rlotli wlngf, llnwers and orna ments, l'lalii nnd fnncy effci'ts. Hnts lunging In price up to' SX, your cholee, 3.50 "Women's exquis itely trimmed hntH, including pompa dour fuco lints nnd turlmiiH. in tlirs new llclit welclit chin and tusenn braids. with trimming of rhlffon, moussolln. Inres , mouHHCiin, lares 5.00 Ilowers. fruits nnd pom poms. Tliry would no chrnp ut $10.00. Monday special ni Women's trimmed millinery made of fancy strnw braids and tucked chiffon, dls nlnvinc thn hluhcst dciirco of thn mllllnor'H beautiful art. Kacli hat Is a counterpart is a counieriinrr 7.50 or tno noieu wuropean pattern bats, vnlues ranging from $12.50 to $17.60; your cholco for... Big!Lace Sane 10,000 yards Trench Valenciennes laco and insertion, very lino quality, neat patterns, go In lots nt 2aC and 3lc Many thousand yards of torchon, rdatlo vnla and point d'esprlt laco ami Insertion,' all widths, extra flno quality, worth up to 25o yard, go on bargain countor at 25c and Sc tho lingers to shut them on tho article de sired. An Improved door stop hns been patonted by mi Alnlmma man, comprising a vertical bolt et in tho lower edge of tho door, with a. stiff spring pressing the bolt downward, tho latter being provided nt thn tin with a friction rap which will grip tho lloor und hold tho door In nny position. Ilnln wnter Is thoroughly purified by a now filter, which receives tho water Into Its lower cbnmber, nllowlng the heavy Impuri ties to settle, with iruuzo partitions placed at Intervals throughout tho tutor to supjiort filtering imiterlnl, through which tho water rlea to the outlet pipe nt the top, A Boston company lt to manufacture a now untlseptlo mouthpiece for telephones, having a metal hhell shaped to lit the In terior of tho mouthpiece, with spring tongues to bold it lu place, tho oxikihcjI uir fare being covered with n qulck-liardenini; gum which carries tho disinfectant. To awaken people quickly In ensoof (Ire n German hns designed a bed, which bns the frame pivoted In supports near thn tiend, with a Jointed brace at tho foot, which is held in placo by a lever, tho lattor being controlled by a dlaphrnghm located lu a system of pipes connoCtlng each room. Wluit Two Coma Will Do, It will bring relief to sufferers from asth ma or consumption, even tho wont ensea. This Is about what ono doso of Foley's Honoy and Tar costa. Isn't It worth a trial? For sale by Myers-Dillon Drug Co., Omaha; Dillon's Drug Storo, South Omaha. Willi It llorin'l Improve. Chicago Post: "Tho llttlo busy bee," eommontod tho poetic maiden. "See how it ImprovcH each shining hour.' " "Mobbo it does," returned tho practical farmeir, "but you'd better como nwny." "Why?" askwl tho pootlc maiden. "Wn-nl," anowered tho practical farmor, "I've noticed that folks that got too clone gen'rally found that the thing that Improves , the shining hour doesn't alwaii vai Improvo tht human face,"