Faculty Boyles' Commercial and Shorthand College ' SIS ' MISS NELLIE C'RANDALL INSTRUCTOR. -SHORTHAND V. V. BOYLES, M. ACCT3. II. B. BOYLES, PRINCIPAL. MRS. II. D. BOYLES, ASSISTANT PRINCIPAL. W. II. LARKIN, M. ACC'TS, DEAN. Spring Term, April Second In wostorn commercial circles thoro la thoy bo familiar with typewriting, mlmeo- hoard coiiHtant conmiout on tho astonishing graphing, Indexing, lctter-llllng, letter-prow success of BOYLES' COMMERCIAL AND copying manifolding, business correspond- SllORTHAND COLLEGE. Tho progress ot ce, spelling, punctuation, penmanship and this Institution has boon moat remarkable al1 familiarity with tho KnglUh Inn- Threo hundred and twouty student havo Bungo. Thwo various branches arc taught been enrolled during Uio past year. This and thoroughly taught. It is tho experience record Is not approached by any other school of tho manager that the great dllllcultles con- ot Its ago In tho country. Tho school Is but fronting tho average stenographer are not twunty-olght months old. When It was to much those touching tho practical utw of started but one room was occupied, with one shorthand, but mora In tho Incidental fea tures or tno wont. Tiieeo siuo-ngnis nio covered In tho incidental branches taught T. K. D. M ADDISON SIIORTHANI) INSTRUCTOR. Itistructor and ono typewriter. Now tho In stitution occupies ten rooms, tho handsomest and most commodious In tho city forty typuwrlturs are In constant use and all tho desks nro occupied by bright young men and women. Tho best young pooplo of tho stato tin I tnil -ir tlilu unlmnl 'Ph riniHnii u nln.ir. , . ... , . . ... position that thero will bo as many calls It la tho favorite of tho busluess element ' , , . , In this collego. Students should remember tho Importance of good penmanship and other branches of tho business courso In con nection with tho work of stenography. Tho nvorago graduato will And after securing a upon Ills knowledge in tno incidental branches an upon tho main one of writing shorthand. Tho reasons for this nro clear. A position as stenographer brings one in contact with business men who havo a mul tiplicity of duties to porfonn. A stonogra- nhnr nnv hn thnrniiifhlv rnnnhli nf tnklnir spoctlon nnd nffords tho prospective student , ,,., ' dictation and yet not bo a success becauso and It Is from this school that tho business houses of Omalia and other cities of. tho, statu secure their stenographers, bookkeep ers and trained aaalstunts. Tho list ot young people graduated and given lucratlvu positions Is growing dally. It is open to In dia best evidence ot tho genuine- worth ot tho Institution. Tho methods of tbo Instruc tion aro Well adapted to tho Individual eases under tho charge of tho faculty. Evory of Inability to dispose of tho Incidental work of tho position. An Investment In a short hand courso Is perfectly eafo because It guarantees a cood nosltlon. steady Income ono Is given tho best instruction possible, nm, poH,,bimicB ror advancement not pos- and progress is certain .Siioccmh of I lie Collt'ur. Tho success uf the college can be traced primarily to tho foresight of tho manage ment. It Is not sulllclcnt, In tho estimation (if tho Instructors of this Institution, that their graduates shall merely be able to write nnd read shorthand, but they Insist on giving each and every student a thorough MISS ORA TRA'MDLIE-STRUCTOR. -SHORTHAND IN- scs3cd by any other profession. A stenographer who Is careless and spells and punctuates Indifferently cannot hope to acquire success In this lino. Business men require fidelity to small things first. Young persona should keep theso points well In mind in their studies. A business course at this college Includes thorough drilling lt tho following branches: Bookkeeping, busi ness practice, business arithmetic, business correspondence, rapid calculation, commor- tralnlng In tho Incidental lines of business clal law, penmanship, spelling, business cus- whlch naturally go with that of a shorthanl "?; " c ur" ,n,m. oauK,"B' ,eclureB oa ' , banking law and business othlcs. writer. For Instance, it i essential to tho Tho Rrndunto ot this school enters busl- success ol tho nverngo stenographer that m,88 wlth a knowledgo of what to do and how to do It. Ho knows tho ways of busi ness. Ho docs not havo to grope, halt or de pend upon tho uncertain knowledgo of others. How far ho can go deponds upon himself. His training Is equal to anything ho may undertake. It Is of llrst lmportanco that ambitious students bo prepared when tho call comes to flll responsible positions. If you aro not pro pared you will not bo accepted. Tho busi ness world has no sympathy with timid and irrcsoluto persons. What 13 desired Is per sons of ambition and determination to do well what thoy undertake It requires trained minds to perform theso services. Which class aro you In? Young people who aro not employed now should Immediately learn to do somothlng well that business men requlro dono. SdulciitM from Out of Town. Omaha offers distinct advantages in many ways to thoso coming hero to attend college, for both business and pleasure. Tho opportunities In Omaha nro inoro nu merous than In any city of similar popu lation In the west. In a business way, thoro arc Innumerable wholesalo Institutions, largo railway headquarters and many places whoro young people may expect employ ment after having concluded their course. Socially, Omaha Is a delightful city. Its churches aro numerous, and tho pcrcentago of church-going pooplo Is unusually largo for Its population. Tho park system has been perfected until It Is second to nono In tho west, and overy opportunity Is offered visitors for recreation after business hours. Within two blocks of the school can bo found tho public library, which is ono of tho largest Institutions ot Its kind In tho west, tho Young Men's Christian association, tho city hall and tho county court house. St'liool ItllOlllH. Tho rooms aro well lighted and tho ven tilation perfect. The school rooms aro pro vided with an electric motor ventilation, keeping every portion supplied with pure, fresh nlr. Tho building Is fireproof nnd tho premises absolutely safe. Tho spring term of thl3 most popular school begins April second. Students nro admitted at any time, however, as tho in- 'MISS MAE structlon Is Individual. ENGLISH. ill. M. MARQUIS, COMMERCIAL LAW. SMITH, INSTRUCTOR iM Stories About Preachers A pet monkey belonging to a son ot Rov. W. Q. Horbort, pastor of tho Caroline Street Methodist church of Baltimore, got Into tho Btudy of tho clergyman tho other evening, opened a olume of Mio Encyclopedia Brl. tannlca and tore out sixteon pages ot tho article on Darwin's "Origin of Species." Then It turned to Butler's Analogy, and It was examining It with great apparent do llght when tho clorgymnn returned and put u stop to tho proceedings. "Rov. Father Enrlght," says tho Phila delphia Record, "has a class In his Sunday school nt Bernlce, Sullivan county, fomo of whom are porvorsoly slow In Imbibing the tenchlngs of tho catechism. On a late occasion ho asked tho llrst boy, 'How many amis aro there?' Tho lad promptly ro sponded, 'Three,' nnd tho good father boxed his ears. 'Now,' sold the angry urchin, '1 wouldn't tell you If 1 know where thero was a whole Hold fulll' Father Enrlght lmHtlly made his way to tho other end of tho cliisa, whom cvldontly something had happened to nmuso thorn." It Is well known that tho Chlnoso lan guage Is ono of tho most dllllcult to mnster, says a writer In Leslie's Weekly, and for us to attempt this task nfter wo havo fin ished our pchool years Ib excessively try ing and dinicultj nnd cortalnly tho mistakes ono hoars of as being mndo by thoso who begin to talk nnd, worse Htlll, preach In n langungo they fondly Imagine thoy havo mastered aro ludicrous In tho extreme. I heard of a clergyman who was preaching to a Chinese congregation In tho vernacular. "Coma to God, oh, my friends; como to God," ho crlod (or thought ho did), and was considerably surprised to And somo of tho congregation with broad grins on their faces, while othore wero frowning blackly. Great was tho good man's consternation when ho found ho had been saying, "Cull tho pigs, oh, my friends; call tho pigs." Ills mistake, I bollovo, was duo entirely to putting tho accent on tho wrong syl lables, which altered tho wholo sonso ot tho words. Tho Chinese seem to regard a for eigner speaking Chinese llko Dr. Johnson regarded women preaching. "It Is llko a dog standing on Its hind legs," said tho leurned doctor. "You aro not struck with admiration at how well ho docs It, but you aro surprised ho can do It at all." Pen Pictures of War One ot tho war correspondents of a Lon don paper, In tho courso of a prlvato letter to a friend, gives como vivid pictures of tho realities ot war under modem conditions: "As regards my own feelings in a light It is very hard to describe; I know when tho thing Is all over and I nm all right I feel much happier. Any man who has bcon In a modem light, whoro men nro bolng knocked over all nround, and says ho likes It Is a liar. In former duys It must have been different. Tho enemy could bo soon, tho 8inoko could bo seen and rllles had to bo reloaded after ovory Bhot. At 1,000 yards you wore In comparative safety, Tho Infantry, utter receiving ono volley, would chargo, kuowlng that until tho enemy had loaded again each man was practically safo. "Nowadays that Is all changed. Nothing Is seen, no mnn, no smoko. Tho only thing Been Is tho dust thrown up by tho bullets llko a rainstorm on tho surfaco of a lake, tho ortlllery throwing Bholls and tho shells hiirRtlnu. In contrast to this Is tho noise. which Is infernal; with occasional lullB It sounds as If n million kettledrums wero being played a constant tra-ra-ru-ra, with tho boom, boom of tho big guns and tho harshor sound of tho pumping ot tho Max ima, Hotfchklss, Maxlm-Nordonfeldts and machine guns In general. Tho discord is appalling, as every gun has a different sound nnd each shell going through tho air hums or whistles according to Its breed. After a time you enn toll what Is coming or, If It Is ono of your own, what Is going. "Tho most terrifying of tho enemy's guns is a sort of Hotchklss, which Arcs about flvo rounds nt a time and throws a one pound shell, which bursts. You aro safo nowhere, as a bullet fired at an object at 800 yards which misses hits nnd kills at 2,000 or 5,000. It practically means with theso rifles that a bullet Is never spent un til It hits something and remnlnB thero. When a bullet strikes you hear nothing; It goes right through a man and probably travels on another 2,000 yards. You hear a grunt or a gurgle and the man collapses and doubles up; sometimes If hit In the INTERMENT FALLEN FIRST NEBRASKA VOLUNTEER AT YORK, Nob. Photo by L. A. Adams. arm or leg ho spins around and falls and probably gets up again, as It Is only tho shock which knocks him down and ho hardly feels tho bullet. At Modder rlvor t went down with three guns ot tho Eigh teenth battery to within 1,300 yards and saw flvo men go over, cno nfter tho other, but only ono killed. "Tho worst thing is a bullet wound In the stomach below tho navel, which Is mor tal. Tho pain Is excruciating and thoy howl llko a shot haro; It sounds llko a child screaming and Is horrible. But you see such a lot of beastly sights and hear such a lot of heartrending sounds that you be come accustomed to them and callous. I found a wounded Boer at Magersfontoln who was shot evidently whllo lying down through tho top of tho head above tho right ear; tho bullet had travoled through his head nnd out at tho back of his Jaw on tho left sldo. It had then broken his collnr bono nnd tnken a turn, traveled round his ribs and out at his sldo. Ho was not pretty to look at, but did not scorn much tho worso And whllo I gavo him water ho explained to mo tho courso ot tho bullet. Some of tho recoveries nro perfectly marvelous. I suppose after tho thing Is ovor tho doc tors will publish somo of tho extraordinary cases which havo passed through their hands." Not All Taffy Washington Post: "Cun you toll mo who Ananias was?" aBkcd tho old man ot tho proprietor of tho bookstore. "Of courso I can," was tho reply. "Ho was tho champion liar of tho world nt ono tlmo. Did nnyono call you Ananias?" "Yes, sir. Yes, called mo Ananias; nnd durn my buttous If I didn't think ho wa giving mo a bushel of prnlso. Next man calls me Ananias won't know what house fell on him."