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Tho government of Venezuela Indig nantly denies a revolution Is In prog ress In that country they are simply settling an election squabble a la Ken tucky. Tho electric motor line from Omaha to Kansas City Is still slightly remote. Wo expect to see one operated between Omaha and Fremont a few years Fooncr. "My Dear Mr. Hryan: I am too busy assimilating my partners In the steel business at present to make any contri bution to the democratic campaign fund. -A. 0." A Chicago dentist paralyzed the Jaw of an opera singer while extracting a tooth. The public will be Immensely re lieved if he will try his hand next on the professional pugilists. If worse comes to worst In hunting for an auditorium site the committee might resort to the airship plan and hang the structure overhead at tho pre cise geographical center of the city. Inil Roberts made a base hit his tirst time up at bat and French advanced him one, while Kitchener Is expected to bring him to home plate. It Is not an rnsy mutter to place a safe drive when ' tile Hours aro doing such sharp Holding. The fusloulst members of the populist nntlonal committee put In tho day plac ing obstructions in tho middle of the road. Should they succeed In blocking tho highway It will yet be another thing to compel the voters to travel the fusion towpat'h. Edgar Howard has been amusing him self during the last yuar throwing (tones over into the iopocratle state house yard, and now, when he wants to be a candidate for olllce, funis that all of them have been gathered up Into a nice llttlo pile and are being- dropped over on his own tin roof. The populists seem to have a particu lar nihility for Omaha. It Is "tho Omaha platform" which till Insist con tains the basic principles of tho party creed, and It Is "the Omaha agreement" which Is now the bono of contention. This Is advertising for Omaha, but not Just the kind It prefers. In tho meanwhile don't forget that the Jacksonlaus and the County Democ racy have not yet agreed to live In peace. It Is still a question which shall play tho Hon and which tho lamb. If the Jacksonlaus should come out on top In tho city election and tho subsequent county primaries the County Democracy might as well disband. I.p to the close of business hours Treasurer Mesurvo had not made any statement ns to why so much of tlift school fund Is uninvested or as to the banks It Is deposited In. The people of Nebraska are of the opinion that they still retain an equity In the money, though tho treasurer acts much' as though he were Inclined to question It, Tho Hist gun of the calamity cam paign will be tired soon when tho an mini story about the failure of coming crops will be sent out. The report of damage to winter wheat Is a llttlo late, but will probably put In an appearance when the little differences with the mid dle-of-the-roaders have been settled. popocratic campaign without a touch of calamity would uot bo worth the trouble of organizing. The use of Lincoln's writings and speeches In support of democracy Is clear case of stonllnt' the livery of a saint io serve tho devil. Lincoln's llfi and utterances are nn Inspiration to all Ids countrymen and democracy show li ii aste In appropriating any propor linn of It which can bo distorted to Its case. 'If democracy could only ge nenrer to tho great republican preslden there might be some hope of Its tilt limit redemption. rfl.V .V 771 K IIV1H T)fc'. Although tlio nilvlcos from South Af rica aro eieccdliiKly tnciiKcr thoy I'11" onto a turn In the wnr tide nntl suoin to show some real notiernlshli on the part of the llrltlsh, a condition that, JudjrhiB by results, has been conspicu ously lacking. It would be unwise, how ever, to assume that the new plan of campaign which Lord Roberts Is un derstood to be carr.vlngout will prove entirely successful, for there Is no rea son to suppose that Hour stratesy has exhausted Itself In the operations that have taken place and that the com manders of tho forces of the republics are now to bo steadily forced back Into their own territory without Inlllctlns some heavy blows upon their enemy. The reported retreat of (Seneral Cronjc does Indeed look lather serious for the Hours, but It may prove to be a ma neuver to entrap tho Hrltlsh or draw them into a position where they will be at a creator disadvantage than nt pros- AruI... It may turn out to be the i,,,,,!,...!.,,, f ., .-ntii'i-itl Hoor movement .7 " ,.!........ i i I... .lo om OI Jirmsii iciruoij mm - fenses of their own countries, In order to meet there the Invasion of lare Hrlt- ,. Isll 101 CCS. .. ,,n ililm? can be collll dently sal.l and that Is that the war Is yet In It ilrst stage and that much heavy llfjhtluK and destruction of life ire beyond. The Hrltlsh now have a r,,ri,t' r "nv'll'(U ot "00,00 111011 111 souin Airica aim more uuups n: i Kl.ut there. The Hours have ordered out all males between Itl and !0 tor military service. The Hrltlsh have yet before them the most dllllcult part of their ,lHj ali 1 1 1 o 1 f recent successes are mere skirmishes In comparison with what they must accomplish before the Hours are comiucrcd. Tin: XUll'l'lMJ UlLU It Is probable that the senate will not r.,,lw,i,. ti, Krve-ravne shinning bill i i........ i. ilL l"""1- r'v.-'o.v..., ...... v . v . house may do. This was developed at the caucus of republican senators last Friday. According to Washington dis patches, the unusually large military blll,''ainountlng to $111,000,000, and the prospect of a naval bill reaching $70,- (Niixkxi. iiiuiIi. It iiior.'illv certain. It was agreed, that tho appropriations would I reach a figure In this session never be fore touched, so that passing a measure providing for ship subsidies was not to be seriously thought of. it was the understanding that all legislation for the army and navy should have every possible chance, but beyond that and the regular appropriations for the run ning expenses of the government there would be small chance for legislation that would take money out of the treas ury. If this correctly states the position of the republicans of the senate It may In lluence those of tho house to put aside the shipping bill for the present session and while to do this would be somewhat disappointing to many advocates if the measure, It would umiuestionably be judicious. This also applies to the Nic araguan canal bill. There is no such urgency in regard to this proposed legis lation that It cannot safely be postponed a year, In the reasonable expectation that meanwhile the military expendi tures will have been considerably re duced. An effort must be made to at least keep the expenses of the govern ment within Its present income aud In order to do this there must be no new legislation Involving any extensive do tin. national treasury. The eported decision of the republican sen- itors Is wise and the house republicans should aciiulesce In it. A DAMWUUVS ALTFMXATlVt:. Senator Hoar Is the leader of the op- msltiou to the 1'hlllpplno policy of the government, but he does not think that If the party In power will not desist from this policy the people should place the control of national affairs la the hands of the popocratic party. In a ccent interview the distinguished Mas sachusetts senator said: "The alterna tive of electing Mr. Hryan is not, In my judgment, to be contemplated for a mo ment. Ills election means, If ho and nn party can have their way, the destruc- lon of our unrivaled prosperity, lower wages, a scanner employment mi i worklugmen, tho debasing of our stand aid of value, tarnishing the national .... 41a.. .., ...Ilf Hi., Ilt. faith, the destruction of credit, the ur aylng class against class, bringing Into contempt tho authority of the supremo ourt and undermining the security of iropcrty nnd values." It Is a compre hensive and accurate statement ot- the purpose of the Hryanlte party and of tho Inevitable effect of its success. Tlio people who are willing all these things should happen rather than that tho policy of so-culled Imperialism shall prevail aro told by Senator Hoar that It Is not the question whether Hryunlsm or Imperialism be tho worse for the American people. "The question Is whether anything that Mr. Hryan can bo trusted to accomplish In opposition to Imperialism Is worth attaining at the price of all these sacrlllces." That Is tho question whlcli every Intelligent Vmerlcan citizen should thoughtlully and carefully consider and those who will do so are very likely to conclude with Senator Hoar that thero Is noth ing to expect in the way of a return to ancient principles by the election of Mr. Hryan. Having pointed out that Hryan Is In large measure responsible for the rati fication of the treaty of Paris, which created the existing situation, and ex pressed tho opinion that he did this tor tho purpose of keeping the question open as an Issue for the campaign. Sen ator Hoar proceeds to show that If elected president Hryan could do little or nothing In regarij to the policy In tho Philippines. So far as a government fur tho archipelago Is concerned the question will be settled by congress be fore tho present administration shall go out of power and whatever the fate of the presidential election the republican ascendency In the .senate Is assured for at least four years longer. Resides, there are ut least nlno democratic sen ators who are In favor of holding the 1'hlllpplnos. (mseiiiuntly Mr. Hryan as president, even with the support ot a house of representatives, could not undo w hat the present shall enact. ' Me must execute the law which he will Mul on the statute book," says Senator Hoar, "whether he likes It or does not like lU until a majority of both houses of con gress shall order otherwise." It is hardly possible that could happen dur ing his term. It Is very remarkable that any Intel IlKcnt pVrson should bo deluded with the Idea that the election of Mr. Hryan would necessarily bring about a change of policy In regard to the Philippines, yet there are many who believe this am" are supporting the popocratic leader for no other reason. Some of these people understand the danger to our domestic Interests, as pointed out by Senator Hoar, which would be Involved In the success of the Hryanlte party, but they are willing to make this sacrlllce In the fallacious hope that the election of Hryan would In some way help tho cause of antl-lmpeilallsm. There Is, as Senator Hoar declares, no spark of hope for that cause In the election ot Mr. Hryan. riA' issvn run rut; iu,i, camvams. The decision rendered by .luilgo ICstelle declaring void the law passed by tho last legislature mnklng the olllce of clerk of the district court a salaried position Injects n new Issue Into the fall campaign. Tho court holds the law unconstitu tional by reason of alleged defects In title and conflicting provisions relating to the appointment of the clerk's deputy. Whether this view Is dually upheld by the supreme court or not, the total abolition of the pernicious fee system, by which one olllcer can rake In from ifW.OOO to .fW.OOO a year, Is Im peratively demanded by the taxpayers. In fact tho salary of $5,000 allowed by the new law to the clerk of the court Is In reality double what the service Is worth and what competent men would gladly perforin It for. The governor of Nebraska and the Judges of tho supreme and district courts must be content with $UXi00 a year ami the clerk of the court Is surely worth no more. Tho decision of Judge Iistclle will f'erofore make it incumbent upon tho political conventions to pledge candl dates for tho legislature to re-enact the law without Haws or defects and to reduce the salary of the clerk to SLV'OO a year. It Is not likely that the Albyn Frank case will be reached by the supreme court In less than two years. If a new law Is enacted taking the place of tlio act of 1SSH) the outcome of tho appeal will bo Immaterial except as to Frank's settlement and the amount which Clerk Hroadwell might claim for the period up to the time when the new law goes Into effect. In Its anxiet to defeat the republican city ticket the organ of the ilefuncto candidate for U. S. S. expresses its abhorrence of the awful deal by which A. II. Hcnulngs secured the nomination for city treasurer. The great crime charged against Ilennlngs is that ho made his alliance with the Moores fac tion Instead of with Hlnghani. Hut where did any member of the Ninth ward delegation violate the ordinary ethics of political conventions In which tickets are always put up by trades? This Is not merely common practice lu city and county conventions, lint also In state and national convcutlms. For example, (Seneral John A. Logan was a (Srant stalwart, always opposed to James (S. Hlaiue, and jet he was nom inated with Hlaiue In ISSI. As to voting for his own nomination, Mr. Ileiiuiiigs did nothing more than what has been done time and again lu the election ot I'nllcil States senators ami lu the nom ination of presidents. Hryan was a delegate to the Chicago convention and his vote wtts cast for himself. While the National Association of Dairymen is lu session lu this state wo might suggest that an annual exhibi tion of dairy utensils aud dairy prod ucts and processes woud do much to em phasize and interest tlio public lu what hhe dairymen are doing as well as call attention ot mittennakers to the latest aud most approved machinery. Hy lo cating the exhibit at different cities lu ,m, V1U.,011S sections that are the stivng I . . . - . holds of the dairy Industry the entire country would bo covered in the course of a comparatively few years. And while making the suggestion we might also venture to say that Omaha would be a good place to hold the llrst exhibi tion. County Attorney Shields made a good showing In the case brought to test the validity of tho district court clerk law and seems to havo succeeded In convinc ing the judge that the act was passed by due legislative process, notwith standing tho mutilation of the records, Tho Judge's adverse decision rests en tirely iiiHin points of law rather than of fact, and If the appeal Is pressed the supreme court will have to say whether tho interpretation of tho district court Is correct or incorrect. Wool at !I0 cents a pounds and good prices for live stock are worth more io Wyoming and Colorado than free coin ago of silver and Its accompanying de moralization of business. One Is tho re sult of republican policy and the other the promise of democracy. It ought not to take the people of thoso states long to decide with which side of the contest they should lino up. The next two weeks will be devoted to city politics as distinguished from state and national politics. Keep track of tlio meetings as announced in the dif ferent wards of iho city aud get ac quulntod with tho candidates who are running for olllce. No Intelligent voter will have any excuse for casting his ballot In Ignorance of the caudldaliM or the Issues. A decided divergence of opinion seems to prevail among the boarders at the county Jail upon the question whether the diet Is sutlkleut for their epicurean Tastes. If the matter conies up to the j .county commissioners we fear the only j way to decide will be to Have tue mem- bors of the boaid cat out a meal ticket at the Jail. Ciirri-ney Uxyiniiloii. Ulobc-Dcmocrat. At tho beginning of tho century the per capita of money In circulation In this coun try was 11.90. In 1S60 It wag 13.S5 nnd Is now J25.0S. If tho per capita man Is tutleut ho may bo happy yet. 1"mv Drink on a Hot Itim. New York World. Ocneral Roberts reports that General t'rench, after a twcnty-llvc-mllo march, look thrco of tho oticmy'fl laagers. as tho march was mndO In "excessive heat and a blinding dust storm" tho only wonder Is that General Krcnch stopped wlh tho third. WIiuii Women l)liiKi-fe Who'll Decide Cincinnati Tribune. Tho women suffragists were presenting their enso to congress, when It was shown that thcro was opposition even among thoso who wenr skirts. Tho latter made a rather foiclblo plea against woman sum-ago by nBklng what would women do In a situation like the ono existing In Kentucky? Yet, it might bo urged that If women wcro In politics tho Kentucky sltuntlon, or Hlmllar situations, would not exist. (looil Time for Tnv llennnl. Philadelphia Record. Ono ot tho witr taxes that ought to bo Im mediately rcpcnled is that which Imposes a rnto of from 24 to 15 per cent, varying with tho amount of property owned by the teetntor, on legacies for educational pur poses. Tho tax operates ns n discourage ment to this form of bcncllccncc. It Is not good policy to build up any barrier between the colleges aud the most munificent endow mtnt that mny bo bestowed upon them by. persons of wealth. , Synipiitliy anil ('ciimrnttilnUoiiA. Washington Tost. Wo offer to tho widow of tho late Mr, Cbickoring, rcprcHcntatlvo In congress from Now York, not only our profound sym pathy In tho loss of her dlfltlngulahed hus band, but our sincere compliments nnd felicitations on her refusal to countenance "the congressional funeral." Tho country I'na been walling for some years to find an Individual courageous nnd sensible enough to rebuke nnd forbid this preposterous nnd discreditable custom. . Amerlenn C'onl (iului;- Alirond, New York Tribune. American coal Is flowing Into tlio Mediter ranean In n swelling stieniu, cutting a chan nel for itself which will probably not ruu dry wheu tho present conditions Interrupt ing lt ordlnnry supply aro over. England has hitherto went It, but now has uso for all Its product elsewhere. It Is not necessary to nssumo that tho present largo demand for American coal means that naval prepara tions adverso to England aro being niado in tho Mediterranean, though that Is tho view of Homo continental military observers. Its most direct Interest to Americans !; that It opens a practically new market for an Important commodity hitherto Jealously Nhut out nnd that thcro Is a good chanci of tho market staying open hereafter. .Men of Coml Will. Baltimore American. Tho stories pouring in from Hrltlsh cor respondents mid published lu nrltish news papers prove tho falsity of the charge that the noers aro Inferior to tho iingllsh la any respect, except tho gloss or veneer of civilization. In tho essential elements of manhood, In lovo of pcaco and horror ot war, In courage- and endurance nnd lu hu man sympathy they have no superiors. The cr'icltlcs Inflicted by tho Hrltlsh In tho earlier part of tho conflict contrast strangely with tho burin', 'of tho Kngllsh dead at Storraberg. when tho Hoers sang hymns at tho graves and Expressed In thoir speeches ubhorrenco of tho war aud hopo that it would soon end. Such a hpectnclc has never beforo been witnessed on a battlefield. That the Hrltlsh can conquer these people with tho resources now in South Africa Booms like the wildest dream. HiinIiicnn or (;!. ir." Dctiolt Kreo Pros'. It would bo far moro commendable and encouraging, It Hecms to us, If tho oppo nents of tho ratification would give their thoughts nnd enthusiasm In larger meas ure to commercial matters and less to mil itary. It is placing tho Infrequent neces sity above tho constant. It Is substituting tho causo of wastage and destruction , for tuo source of Increaso and progress. If all tho canal controversialists would nt tend strictly to tho problems of homo de velopment nnd advancement, political, In dustrial and social, It Is more than pcsslblo that they would como speedily to realize, that thero aro domestic projects and Im provements more urgent nnd beneficent than an lethmlan canal ot any kind at this time. Hut It is difllcult to get tho statesmanship ot tho times, especially tho "world su premacy" stylo of statesmanship, to glvo a llttlo thought to tho needs and Interests or tno old united States. It Is too true n tho present state of tho legislative, mind that dlstnnco lends enchantment. oi Ti.i.MiKits o. Tin: vrivo.v. KlMV Aini'rlciiii ljit-r ,rt. Slilnneil r inter llrllUli I.ioih Some America defenders of tho Dritlsh wnr on tho republics of South Africa Justify it on the ground that Kngland could not do less man demand relief for Dritlsh sublects from tho alleged actions of tho Transvaal repub lic. .Mino owneis wcro obliged to pay 2'A per cent of tho gross output of tho mines to tno government. A parity of reasoning would rcqtilro tho American government to wngo war for tho relief of American out- landers on the Yukon. Miners lu that region havo larger grievances than tho Drltlshers In tho Transvaal, for while tho latter nav oniy iVt per cent, miners In tho Yukon ills trict uro obliged to give up 10 per cent or tho gold dug out of the ground. Nclll Vawter, United States marshal of Alaska, who is in Washington, wan nBked nbout It by a reporter of the Washington Post. r.mnot speak from personal knowledge, for I've never been there," said Mr. Vawter "but thcro Is much complaint among Amcr- Ican minors who havo come to Capo Nomo and who havo been operating there. You know tho Americans coustltuto nbout nine tenths of the mining population In nrltish territory. They nro deeply aggrieved by tho way thev havo lieon treated and de clare tho Hrltlsh system of dealing with tho mining privileges Is extortionate and thor oughly corrupt. Miners havo to glvo up 10 per cent of their gross output to tho government, in tho United Suites thero Is no elnrgo whntovcr on tho output nnd lu per cent In mnny enses Is equal to nil tho profit In mining. Besides this, they claim tho land olllro olllclnls, or whatever designa tion they havo In Canada, Issue leases to favorites that Is, to thoso who 'fix' thorn In advance, or fco them. They havo to bo 'Been' boforo they grant any privileges. In Hrltlsh territory thcro aro no patents is suod to mining claims. They nro leased. Tho applications nro bo numorous thnt tho men who wnnt to tnko up elnltns stand In lino for days to nwnlt their turn. I havo u 1"'" n. ...... .... weeks waiting their turn without being glen a chance, whllo tho men who had tho foresight to look after tho ofllclals in advanco had no trouble In getting wh.it they wanted. Naturally this has created talk In tho gold region all over Alaskn and a good deal of ill-feeling exists. "Ah I suld before. I have no pergonal knnwledgo of tho facts and can only re peat what 1 havo heard, but that's the way the men talk." noon or it i. gt ,,au, 1olcor J,t. Tho dcnthkncll of frc0 ,Vcr wns K0n,ilHi in November. 1S!6. Tho voto In tho senate Thursday was merely a supplication for the repojo of Its soul, l'caco to another dead Issue. Detroit Free Press: Tho establishment of tho gold standard by explicit declaration, now a matter of n few days, means the last word on tho subject for n stretch of years, at least, anil lessens tho likelihood of the qucMtlon ever becoming the paramount lssuo ot a presidential campaign. It Is more reasonable to suppose that future currency legislation will be In the direction of more positive reform rather than nn hint of a re turn to the ambiguity, tho confusion and tho threatening looseness of tho old financial laws. Philadelphia Ledger: The passage by tho scnato of the currency bill marks the sec ond step In tho direction of monetary re form, tho Ural having been tnken when the ! houso of representatives adopted Its own llnancial bill, lloth bills will go Into con ference, and in the near future It Is reason nbly assured that a compromlso measure j will bo formulated that will meet with the pleasure of both branches of tho nntlonal . icgisiniuro ami receive me approval oi ui , prtmueiu. n.uvuuimj uui uro .Ul-Bu.. h-ottlod, nnd settled right. Philadelphia Record: Now thnt both tho senate nnd tho house havo ndoptcd bills pinning tho United Statin beyond peradven Hire to the gold standard tho llnal blow has been glvon to freo silver coinage. Mr. Hryan already finds his chenp money liar ungues distasteful to the prospering people or tlio SOlltn. II no UO wiso no win uiu ii "lr, to 1" nnd thank the republican congrcs for choklmr tho life out of II. Robbed of his ability to promote repudiation, Mr. Hryan mny become a more toiernuio expectancy. NevV York World: Its passage by the sen ate marks tho Inevltablo nnd the timely triumph of n sound Idea. If tho bill finally agreed upon shall havo no other virtue, It will, ns Senator Lindsay Bald, "settlo the money question." It will remove that cause of uneasiness and alarm which has for thirty years disturbed business and threatened tho national credit. In re-cnnctlng and confirm- lug for tho United States the best, the most stable and most universal standard of value, It will take tho question as to rthut Is a dol lar out of politics ns completely ns tho yard stick or the bushel measure Is out ot pouues. IIOISH ilM) llltlTO.V. Two years ago tho Doers had In their pay fifteen (Jerman oltlcers, forty French and forty Russians. If tho wnr continues very leng tho horse problem will bo n serious one for the Hrit IeIi. African epizootic. Is a horsc-klller. A Doer front twenty miles long Is re ported at Colesberg. When tho Doers took their last census they must hnve dropped 100,000 or so for tho benefit of their Hrltlsh friends. What has become of the war correspondent who wired from Vnalkrnntz: "In tho lan guage of tho boudoir bulletins. 'Mother nnd child nro dolr.g well." " Tho world nnxlously awaits another joyous bulletin from the Tugela. Someone has lately been calling attention to tho number of unmarried generals now serving in tho Hrltlsh army. Ird Kitch ener is ono ot tho long list now serving in South Africa. (Jencral (Satncre, Sir Archi bald Hunter and C.eneral MncDonnld nre also bachelors. The experience gained by night attacks upon the Doers goes to show that tho Dutch or half-breed Dutch employed In tho Drilled! Capo police, and lu some companies of scouts, find means of acquainting their blood rela tions of tho intentions of the Hrltlsh gen erals, und so prepare for whatever Is going to occur. A letter signed by "Colonel Lamar Fon taine," which went tho rounds a few mouths ago, claiming thnt Ocneral Joubert served under Stonewall JackEon In the civil war, turns out to bo a raw fukc. Diligent in quiry shows that Colonel Fontaine Is the nanui assumed by southern Munchauscns while in action. Just beforo tho battlo of Colcnso, nnd while the Dublin FuBilecrs wcro lying In Prero Camp, the Hoer Irish brigade sent a letter to tho Kuslleers saying thoy would bo glad to get tho opportunity of wiping the Kuslleers off tho face of tho earth. Tho note was returned by the Dublin men say ing that they would walk through the Irish brlgndo as tho devil did through Athlonc. Hut they didn't. Tho l'all Mall Oazetto says that it Is tho testimony of all tho correspondents nt the front that tho Hoers huvo a knack of hit ting the enemy about tho legs nnd lower part of tho body. Out of 300 men with Oen eral Hart's brlgado treated In tho Held hos pital only eight had receive shell wounds. Tho others had boon hit by Mnuser bullets, seventy-six In tho upper extremities and 118 In tho lower extremities. A Natal carbineer, who has lived twenty years lu South Africa, writes to his father In Kngland: "They talk of disbanding us ns soon ns we get through to I.adysmlth. We cost tho government too much. Wo get 9 shillings a day and rations. We nro the hlglust paid men in tho field. Wo don't enro much if they do disband us, as wo nro pretty tired of being messed about by im perial olllccrs. They don't understand tho country of tho Doers, nnd they won't glvo us our way." im:hso..i, I'm.vricits. General Roberts wired: "Havo taken five Doer laagers." Steins or schooners? Mrs. Catt, having been elected president of tho Woman's Suffrago association, para grnnhcrs nro at liberty to draw on tha purr fund. Tho name of Montana does not appear on tho list of stales whose legislatures bellevo In tho election of United States senators by tho people. When a reformer becomes offenslrely nc tlvo in China the empress orders tho royal headsman to glvo It to him In tho nock. Tho remedy is effective. Now that the secretary of the navy has named ono of tho now cruisers "St. Louis the honored town by the brldgo Is In a mood to forgive Its enemies, even Chicago An lullueiitlal applicant for a public Job in Now York city offered ns evidence of lit Hess tho fact that thero has never been a member of his family In Jail. Ho was hob bled nt tho trough. 1. A. D. Wldcner has formally transferred to tho city of Philadelphia his beautiful mansion und Its contents for n free library. It will ho known as tho II. Joiephlno wide ' nor Memorial library, hi memory of his lato wife. South African reports frequently mention Magersfonteln, Ollphantsfontcln. Hloemfon tr mlli other fontclns. Should a fow of theso fnntelns get lost on tho way they never would bo missed by readers of war news. Tho long drawn-out spell of Calgary weather spread over the banana belt Is evi dently Intended to pnpularlzo tho pending bill proposing an Improvement in tho weathor -service. Tho weather clerk Is onto his Job. Senator (lorman's announcement that ho will support Dryan In the coming campaign as ho did la 1890 affords small consolation to the groat silver leader. To him. Indeed, ,-. iium HL'n , u-nrn M1U llllllUll,IV.l-.li'. ' Ing and n threat. Ocneral Joiibort's wlfo has repeatedly ac companied him In his campaigns against marauding natives nnd on such occuslons nlwnys Insisted on personally caring ror tu food. Whllo on a visit to Amsterdam Mrs. Joubert was shown an lntenstlng collec tion of an.-lent pewter In ono of tho iiiu- "inns "(Jood mate-run to mane Diiimn - 'ai DCr on comment. unions tf ot it war. Ono of the twcliem In the Sioux City sehool hsa a brother In Manila who went thcro us a member of the Klrst Nebraska and remained thcro when the regiment wn4 mustered out for home. At the teacnir suggestion her pupils wrote letter to tin- known Filipino girls in tho now American schools nnd sent them In care of tho brother, who In turn sent them to tho tenchcrs of tho schools. Ono reply was received and puhtlehcd In tho Sioux City Journal. It reads as follows: .Manila. 1'. I. Jan 7th., 1900 My dear unknown nmerlcnn friend: I'm' glad the to bo reclve your letter trie rtny 7 nna nure 0f tho unhat you nay ml said speakln lit It the Hegtnclite. lour letter gave me tho Mr John Chris (enscn unhat uncut me protcsor in the school of I'aco nnd Is your friend what have i1vC(j blforo In the Stntc Idaho but It to be fin,i, 0f yor 8ervlcc nnd lire here of pro- fesor In plllpln t nm Btinlv with he Ihren months from the month, ))f July AKUgt September nnd the prof0BOr John chrlp'ensen Is very good for (o ,piich am, wo the Rlrlg nm, ,)oyH thp ovo much enuw Is very kind and now wo . ., nrofl,,or nmcrlcan the nrofewor ChrWensen nre not more In our school What a nltv! I nm very sorry because ho Is a good profesor, ho aro now In a of tho school large ot Manila. I nm like study your languages but Is very difficulty the pronunciation neverthe less I wish knou because is languages ofll clal iiere. And the o'clock uuhen I am ui i im nVlrvk of llin RolnB I" tho e00' clht " ' . ' 'Vornll! whcn n,n go " . ' c'"ck.? "o afternoon s two ocwk until four o'clock. Tho play uuhat play Is the hen blind saltn la comba nnd nnd other play tnoro but wo tho girls can not to play with tho boya becauso so us done ncus tumbra tho Ilallcs but nouu I think uuhat bo chango uue castumbro becauso tho gov. eminent Is other nnd now utio hns u gov ernment very good. I do not unduslnnd the to be you play on tho Ico nnd tho frost becauso here lt my country I cannot sco of thoso ttiliiKs Dut I sco In Bomo book becauso hero In my country Is houu nlso what tho spring of amerlca In the Xmns enjoyed quite uucll and olso In the day of new year. The government Spanish is no more and the dishonest fralles fear now of the anicr lcan. I nm thank by to bo receive your Utter. I wish you a happy now year. You flllplna friend Angela Aguilar, I.ooban St. No. II. Manila. An olllcer of tho Tennessee regiment, who saw considerable service In (ho Philippine., commenting on the killing of (lenernl Law- ton, explains tho methods ndoptcd by tho nntivo sliiirpstiooters to secure vue range. t0 ,no amount of $1,500,000. "In tho first advanco which wo madu north as n result tho people havo been glv of Manila." ho said, "we discovered thai employment by which they could maln the native sharpshooters wero exceedingly tain themselves, thus furnishing tho best ffiiid of locating rango marks on ground foundation for a condition of contentment, they thought we would be apt to traverse, whllo this expenditure In the Interest of They would know tho exact elevation neccs- better sanitary and other conditions haj snry to drop n bullet nt some bush, stump been going forwnrd, tho industries havo been o- pile of Btones and If a soldlor approached rapidly reviving. Tobacco nnd sugar plan tho spot ho wns pretty certain to get It. totions have been restored and the pro Sometimes several men would bo killed ductlon of tho fruits and vegetables, upnn or wounded beforo tho deadly Indicator j which tho people ot Cuba Inrgcly sub would bo observed nnd when any sharp- slst, hns risen ncnrlv to the normal i.nn. shooting was going on our boys learncft eventually to avoid all conspicuous ob Jccts that looked as If they might have been selected as range marks. Otherwise the KI 11- pluos are not remarkable aB shots." very similar story was told by soldiers who participated In tho fighting before San tiago. They say that almost uv- ry Spau- isn riuenian niuuen away in a ireeiop nan i sculo ot distances carefully noted by marks at various points, and somo of thiso range-finders ncqtilred sinister fame. Somo little distance from tho first emergency hos pltul wns tho wreck of u heavy two wheeled nutlvo wagon, with a pole sticking straight up into tho air. It was on the edgu of a path to tho nearest creek, which was frequently traversed, and three sol- dlers wcro shot near the heap of rubbish beforo It became evident that a hiUUen sharpshooter was using It to sight by. A couplo of days Inter thero was a systematic raid on tho men in tho treetoiw and most of them wero swept out by tho machine guns, but In tho meanwhile the old wagon nnd other objects that appeared to havo been located ns dlstnnco marks were scru pulously shunned. American occupation of Manila sent prices Bkywnrd nnd they aro still there. Four looin notices covered with nlpa rush bring $50 (Mexican) n month. Ten dollars of the samo money would bo an extravagant rental for that class ot house's two years ngo. Deof costs E0 to GO cents n pound. Flour sells nt the rate ot $2.50 for a twenty-flve-inund Brick, and 16 cents a pound for less quan tltl'W. Canned fruits nro luxuries, somo rated at $1.50 a can that cost 25 cents In the United States. Fine sugar costs 20 cents a pound. All prices aro based on Mexican money, worth ono-hnlf thnt of tho United Stntes. "It Is tho hlmpllclty ot the aver age Amerlenn," says a correspondent, "and tho easy, well-paved road to his pockot books that makes prices high. He goes down town to buy n supply of food aud ho takes things at tho price offered. Tho mer chant was In tho habit of meeting opposi tion In his trades. Ho expected his customer to storm around, to throw the goods down In disgust and start for tho door with tho air of one who has been deeply wronged. And as n, result tho prlco wns lowered as a pcaco offering, and tho customer loft satlBlled that ho paid enough for his article, though it cost him only hulf tho price first asked, The Chinese merchants saw that tho American was not u man to haggle over prices nnd that with n llrm show of trout thoy could get what they asked. For when u man enmo In with tho iden that he would "beat down" a dealer tho aforesaid dealer was firm and held to tho principle ot one price for nil. As a result, a new schedule of prices citmo into vogue and the American Is paying them. The Spaniard nnd tho Fil ipino suffer In a degree, but they know tho character of their merchants and their weaknesses, and It Is said thnt they do not pny the prices demanded of the Americans." m:w iiKiiiu.w roit tiiadp. SlKiiitlciiiic of ()' llllnnlN Ontriil I t ni iii't- Into Oninlui. C'hlcnco Post. Kntranco by the Illinois Central ns n compotlng railroad Into Omaha creates fresh complications in tho transmlssourl transportation situation that already have begun to cause serious concern among the previously established Unco there nnd to lead to tho fear that material and wide spread demoralization may result. The mnttcr Is specially Important because the new conditions which have been created will have tho tendency to bring about a wholesale diversion of tralllc from the old. established channels from east to weit anil glvo fresh Impetus to tho movement townrd the pormnnent establishment of a great southern gateway for tho export of traimnilssourl products. For tho last ten years, nt least. It has been the avowed policy of the Illinois Cen tral road to build up the Crescent City and mako It one of the leading seaporu of the country and of the world. How well It hns succeeded In Its eflorts In this dlrvr lion may bent be Judged by a comparison of the traflle returns of n few years ago with thoe of today Ten year ngo New Orleans had absolutely no export trade, and tho Idea of making It n great port wi ridiculed as vliionnry and Impracticable. It did not own n grain elevator ot sufficient capacity to load nn ocean-going vessel of average tontuiRe, and had no means w hat over for handling a large export trade During tho month of January last forty icven steamships cleared from that port. cnrrltig 4.772.031 buhels of grnln. That was a gain of 1.749. t IS biwhels over the shipments of the same mouth a year ngo. For five months of thr present season the receipt of grain nt this southorn port In creased by nbout 7.000.000 buhels. This Increase wiim pretty well distributed over tho various classes of grain. Wheat was the only Item thnt showed a decrease, nnd wheat shipments decreased everywhere Thoso who formerly scoffed nt the possi bilities of New Orleans ns a grent whipping point havo not only ceased to do so. but have begun to fear Its competition. While tho Illinois Central Is ns much Chicago rond ns It Is a New Orleans one. It will not do to Ignore the fact thnt Its entry Into Omaha affords greatly Increased fa cilities for tho diversion of tho grain trade of tho grent corn belt to the southern out let, and It will not bo nt nil purprlslng if the export grain trade of New Orleans In creases nt n still grcntcr rntlo than It has been doing. At nil event the competition between the gulf porta nnd the roads cen tering in Chicago for the tralllc of the trntiitniusnnrl tirrllorv Is certain to be considerably keener than heretofore, and it will mark a new denarturo In the mctn- ods pursued by tralllc omeliils If frequent rate wars do not result. A YllAlt OK MILITARY lU'Ml. Miouliii; MimIc l' Amerlenn (ioern- IIMMlt III L'tlllll. Philadelphia Times. Under military rule Cuba hns been get ting tho benefit ot Its own revenues, In stead of, ns In former times, being drained by taxcH to be squandered at homo or else where to no useful purpose. According to Commissioner Porter the customs re ceipts for Cuba for 1S00 reached J3.000.ono, with nn additional $1,000,000 from Internal rcxenlie. This, with tho exception of tha balanco still In tho treasury, has been ex pended In Cuba for the benefit of the Cubans with results that aro In every respect grat ifying. Of this amount $3,000,000 has been ex pended for sanitary purposes. This explains why Havana has been transformed from a plaguo spot to a healthy tropical city. It nlso accounts In part for the change In the condition of tho people throughout the Island, as shown by a recent tour of Inspec tion, the children being found fair nnd well favored. Instead of famine-stricken, as under Spanish rule. For administration $1 700,000 hns been expended, $600,000 has bicti npplled to public works nnd hnrbors, $700,000 to charities und hospitals, $250,003 to the beginnings of civil governmen', $300,. 000 for outdoor relief of tho destitute. $37."i, 000 for postal service, $300,000 to the census nnd $iriO,O0O for quarantine purposes. In ; mdltlon tho municipalities havo been aided In short, a year of military occupation administered in the Intcrtst ot restoring tho wnste and destruction of wnr hns made Cuba more completely habitable than during any former period of Its history. The tlrao has arrived when civil must supersede military government In Cuba, and all friends of the people of that Island will nave reason for gratification If tlm ml. ministration of affairs under civil ruin ,.nn j niako as good a showing for the first yeiir. uic uugni io uo possible, but there l mere or less danger that the knaves will get Into Olllce anil Hrill.'imlrr lhn ro, .,.. ( for their own enrichment Instead or lavin , them out wlselv for tho public good II K an ol(1 .,... .,. .,. ,,. ' . chle,ca ng hollL,st k ' j if tho foolg , Cuba r,C(.t h . ' . munloln.il nitir.. no .i . . countries, tho knaves can bo rcrtalnly .relic upon to steal more money than they ex pend honestly for tho public good. Tho test of tho capacity of tho people of Tuba for self-government is now to bo made, be ginning, of course, with tho municipal gov. eminent, nnd everybody will hope that th outcome will not be less gratlfylnK than that shown by a year of honcstlyndmluls. tcrcd military government. TKITIS 'HI'S. iu ,ii nuiuu oincr .lit" "V '.lko anything?" Hie children nre nil sk lek, and we hon in- i uiu measles. Washington Stnr "Oh, If that rrltln '?.!' K,VT ' '""e lo get l ack ut..,' !mV oxe aimed tho novelist. ..Ji-LV,'1 wo"d you mve him do?" prised reply. ' l THO II OOOK. or rnilmn was the stir- fu?l-,cc.?!v;y,rn!:d,T.:ie,'!,v;rt! ,,oou" ,nourn- "r'fciianfcif blr" f '" om'"' Indianapolis Journal: "Don't vou think he has a wonderful control over his voice?" nskeil tho youns1 woman. ."f-Vm "'Jwr.-! Alia- Cayenne. "I c.m't say I think that. Uo sings every time .my one nska him to." Detroit Journal: "A trllle say. eir?" Hsked tin micniivo u-.iitr Thut Isn't exactly what I wild." fepll'i IUvers. looking at the spring chicken In tlio center of his tlnti. "I i,i if v,.u .nti.. overdone." ashlnglun Star: "I stipivoso there t great deal of Jealousy unions' your -erals." "A great deal." answered the l'llluli i chief, gloomllv. "We havo an army . a -dal at hand. The man who claims to hold the record for long-distance retreat Is -cased of violating the rule of such ion. te.stn and using a :ace-makor." Chicago Tribune: Chairman (of investi gating committee) I am compelled now to n"k how much your campaign cost you Victorious fnudlduto It cimt mo $: 78 Chairman-How dues It happen you re member tho add cents? Victorious Candidate From the fact that $IH7S Is what the new but cost tll.it I prom ised my wife in I was elected. tiik .vi:it.(ii: m.w. llunilln nnrland. His faco had the grlmness of granite; It was bleached and bronzed by the sun. Like the coat on Ills poor, narrow shoul. dcm. . And his hands showed tho work he hail done. Ills dim eyes were wenry and patient: Ami ho smiled through his pallor nn tun A wUtful. sad smile, as If Maying; "I'm only an average man. "I can't be a hero or poet, Nor n dictator wearing it-crown: I'm only the hard-working servant Of these ot above me. I'm down: I'm down, and It's no uo complaining; I'll get on the best way I can; And ono o' those days 'II come morning Anil rest lor the average man." lie wages all battles and win them, lie builds all turrets that tower Over walls of the city to tell Of tho rulers and prlosts ot the hour. Without hint the general Is helpless, The earth but a place and a plan He moves nil and clothes all and feeds all. This sad-smiling, average man. Then I lifted my hand In a promise. With teeth set close, and mv breath Held hard In my throat: und I utteicd A vow that shall outlive dentil. I swear that the builder no lons'r To mn shall bo less tliiin tho plan. Hcnref irward b guerdon and glory And hopo for the average man.