TJIE OMAHA DAILY BEE : 1 ? HI DAY , DI2OEMUJ5K 8 , 1S09. THE OMAHA DAILYDEE. _ U. IIOSBU'ATKU , tMltor. I'UBLISHBU EVKUY MORNING. TiillMS OK 8U13BCIUPTION. Dally Bw ( without Sunday ) , Ono Yoar.M fl ( Dally Bco nnd Sunday , One Year fc.W Dully , Sunday and Illustrated. Ono Year 8.3 ; Hnmliiy ntl Illustrated , Ono Year 2 9 IlliiStraUd Bee , One Year " Hundny HIP. One Vcar 2-W Saturday lleo. One Year 12 2 Weekly Bee. Ono Year < " OKl'ICEB. Omaha : The Boo Building. , , South Omaha : City Hall Uutldlns , Twenty-fifth nnd N Streets. Council Hhiffn. 10 Pparl Street. Chicago : 1CIO Unity Building. New York : Temple Court. Washington : 601 Fourteenth Street. rORIlESt'ONDnNCE. Communications relating to news anft edi torial matter should bo addressed : OmaHa I3ce , Editorial Department. nUSINESS LETTERS. Business lettcri and remittances Bli ° uJ1Q 1)8 ) addressed- The Bco Publishing Com pany , Omaha. REMITTANCES. 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' 1lnjjjOATn " ' 'yotB'ry Public. ( Seal. ) _ I'ollBhliiK heel desks Is a more lucra tive business In Onmlm thnn polishing trutiut boys. The National Uufoini association Is holding a meeting In New York. It doutlcss meets there in order to have a good subject for study close at hand. The man who stole the overcoat from the police judge's son will doubtless plead a case of mistaken Identity , lie would not have taken It had he known It. If anybody can name another city of twice the population of Omaha that pays $ I5..V)0 ) a year for polishing school desks we will guarantee him or her a very handsome Christmas gift. The Britons -penned up In Ladysmith would enjoy reading the Omaha Fakery - ery , which Informs the public that the siege has been raised. It would be their lirst intimation of the fact. Oovernor Poynter is not the only state olllelal who wishes he was in Texas. The popocratie judges of the supreme court would also appreciate a retreat in the center of a chaparral thicket. So long as railroad retainers nnd sc- crct-iebate-takers dominate the councils of the Commercial club there Is uo hope of that organization accomplishing any good for Omaha in the matter of freight rates. Wisconsin burglars have commeni-ed work on the preachers under the Im pression that they have valuables. The first thing people know they will be raiding the editors. This is an age of wonders. The president of the water company announci'ri his willingness to sell the plant to the city of Omaha and the city of Omaha is doubtless willing to buy. The only question is , When and at what price ? The house of representatives Is startIng - Ing In as If It were the Intention to make the piesent one a business ses sion. 1'lenly of work Is In sight to keep the members busy , even with the ut most diligence. ' iThe man with an airship has a Held to operate lu at Omaha's dual passen ger station. A dlieot Hue from one side of the. trflck to the other over the Iron fence would be the most popular trans portation route in the state. The liners are certainly the most un lucky people In the world , If ( he Hrltlsh dispatches lioni South Africa are to be believed. Uvcry shell 11 red towaid them kills a score or more , whlln the Itoer shells rain Into the Kiigllsh camp and never even touch a mule. The military authorities received no woul from General Young for over a week , but when he was ilimlly heard from It became evident that the Filipinos pines were at no time In doubt as to his whereabouts. Ills location has been painfully apparent to them all the time. 1'mployes of the government printing olllco llnd hope for steady employment In the number of bill : , introduced Into congress In the opening days. The sen ate has a lecorrt of a little over N)0 for the opening week nnd Iho house comes forward with a fair number , con sidering the fact'Unit It Is newer at the business. The Cubans can timl nuthlng in the president's message with which to llnd fault , accoidlug to the telegraph re ports , lit la too eaily to form an ac curate opinion of the subject. A day or two for reiloctlon will probably en able them to discover something not to their liking. The habit of tlndlng fault hns become too tlrmly grounded \vlth thu Cubans for them tu break elf BO suddenly. \ u//r inrr irmt K sum / . / > nn MAM. Sovnn good ronwtm onn lie offered whj Ollbert Moncll HllrhrocU "should b ( given n cMixhloned chair In the t'nlttn States m > unto : 1. lie ii one ( if America's noblemen born with n golden spoon In his month ial etl on lepnbllcnn senatorial pup parls his Iwlr as well as Ills muni1 In the middle ; Inherited n half nillllun dollars lars , chiefly contributed by .lay CJonltl nnd Sidney Dillon , nnd squandcied this princely pntriir.ony In the glorious sham battle atrnlnst monopoly. 2. This senator by Inlierllnnt'c winld rnrry the rank , title and tow of the senator with dignity , decorum and pom posity. Xo ordinary mortal , and least of all no mudsill , could ever approneli him within the sacred precincts of the domed marble palace without n full- dress suit , kid gloves , patent leather pumps and gold-rimmed monocles. 'I. A natural-burn aristocrat , who points with pildo to the senatorial seat pin chased for $22,000 spot cash by his progenitor , would shed lustre upon the horny-handed tellers of Nebraska , \\lio Mould look up to him from the thatched dugout on the pralrio and the .shingled cottage of the wage- worker In the city as did the Itoman plebeians to their sen atorial lords and masters. 1. The self-sacrificing , courageous de votion of a. M. Hitchcock In battling for despised and down-trodden humanity stands out so prominently In brass-band charity with a string to It and pleads must eloquently for his elevation to the House of Lords. 5. As a dexterous performer on the po litical trapeze ho would be matchless In the gioat national arena , where his acio- bntle tiileiits would be the admiration of all the trimmers and double-breasted turn-coats. In turning sharp corners , trimming his sails to the breeze and playing fast and loose upon the slight est ? ? ? $ provocation his career Illus trates what a man thoroughly trained in using ills right or left hand may ac complish to satisfy the lust for pelf or power. . In the closing year of the century Nebraska should be represented by a man In the United States senate whose profound knowledge of the problems of the hour has been acquired In the gilded boxes of opera houses and concert halls and in the giddy whirl of the ball room. vvheic the swells and swell-heads of both sexes me wont to exhibit their wit and their good clothes. In looking for a man of that .stamp and caliber Gov ernor Poyuter cannot tind another statesman possessed of these rare quail- llcatlons. 7. As an Iridescent statesman Oilbeit Moncll Hitchcock would outflank , out rank and outshine all the popocrats that now occupy .scats In congiess by reason of his dress-parade experience on public occasions and his high appreciation of his own talents and marvelous achieve ments. With these seven irrefutable reasons Governor Poynter must necessarily couple the imperative demand of the bung tung of the metropolis , which In sists that Senator Thurston must be le- inforccd by a man who knows how to eat royal American dinneis without using his knife when the pie Is served. CUBAXS Allt ! SATISFIED The president's statement of the posi tion of the administration in roguid to Cuba is satisfactory to the Cubans , ac cepting the expiesslons of the Havana press as voicing the popular sentiment. With a single exception the papns heartily endorse the treatment of the Cuban question In the message , wel coming It as a distinct and unequivocal assurance of the purpose of the United States to keep faith with Cuba and ful fill the promise that the Island shall have Independence and self-government. The feeling of distrust that had been created by the proposal to appoint a civil governor for Cuba has been dis pelled and Cubans now confidently an ticipate the time , which should not be remote , when they will come Into the full control of their country and be per mitted to show whether or not they have the capacity for self-government. Itelng Hum icassured there Is leasoii to expect that a better feeling towaid Americans will obtain and that what ever measures this government may deem necessary in preparation for mak ing Cuba free In reality and not merely In name will be accepted In a fiiendly spirit. There Is no longer any excuse for hostility to the United States. The political agitators , who have been sowing seeds of discontent and preach ing revolt , have now no pretext fur con tinuing their mischievous woik. The advocates of annexation , If they be not silenced , can find no cncouiagoment in the utterances of President MeKinley. Those who think the United States should exercise a protectoiate over Cnha will see that they can gel no support from Ihis admlnlstiallon. It remains for congress to approve the position of the admliiMiatlnn and there Is no reason to doubt that this will he done. The republicans In both houses should and we believe will be found practically unanimous in sustaining the pledge to Cuba of the piecedlng con gress. With this done there should bu rapid progress toward the establishment of an Independent Cuban government. As pointed out In the piosldent's mes sage , the Spanish people on the Island have until next April to elect whether they will remain clll/oiis of Spain or become citl/.cns of Cuba and until then It cannot bo definitely ascertained who shall be entitled to participate In the formation of the government of Cuba. The course to be pursued Is llrst to provide for municipal elections , from which the people wllliicqulro a knowl edge of the principles of self-govern ment that \\lll be of value In forming an Independent government. In the meantime American troops can be gradually \\lthdra\vn from Cuba , limn strengthening , If anything more to that end bo needed , the conlldence of Cubans In the good Intentions of this govern ment. Cuban Independence being assurtd. the question of the future umimenlal relations of the Island with Hie United State * will oiMitmntid consideration This N n matter of as jtrcnt linimriniire ti the people of Cuba as Is that of self- govetnment. There Is Invohed In II the Industrial and commercial develop ment of the Island. Unless Cuba can enter Into lii .o commercial relations with this country , which will give Its product1 * at least equal advantage with competitors In our markets , capital will not go there and the hoped-foi ma terial progress and piospeilty will not be realised. The future welfare of Cuba Is very largely , pprhnps wholly , dependent upon the American market nnd closing this market to Its pioducts would be fatal to the island. This Is a matter which probably most Cubans have not yet seriously considered. x vtKH's < > ; ' run It should be gratifying to Americans , Irrespective of their political atllllatlous , that foreign opinion of the president's message , s0 far as It refers to our In ternational relations. Is so generally finorablo. The cultivation by the United States of fiiendly relations with all the test of the world Is a policy which every true American cltixen will approve. While we should make no al liance with any European power , nor enter into an understanding with any nation that might Involve us In Its in ternational contentions and contiover- sles , we should 'always seek to be on good terms with all countries. Wash ington counseled the cultivation of peace and harmony with all nations and the advice is us good now as it was a century ago. We shall best conserve our Interests and cxeit a larger Inllurnco In the affairs of the world by continu ing to follow that admonition. The favorable Impiesslon made in Germany by the reference of the presi dent to the cordial relations subsisting between that nation and the United1 States is peculiarly gratlfj ing , because there has been a considerable sentiment In Germany unfriendly to this country not entirely for commercial icasons. Many Germans have felt that the friendship between Kngland and the United States was detrimental to friendly relations between their coun try and ours and this Idea will , it may icasonably be hoped , be dissipated by the assurance given and the friendly suggestions contained in the president's message in respect to our relations with Germany. This should aKo have a good effect upon the trade relations be tween the two countries. The spirit in which the president refers to these mi"lit in convince thn German covern- ineut and people that our government is sincerely anxious to improve these relations and to place them on a basis of mutual benefit. That this is prac tlcable there can be no doubt and It will be the fault of Germany If a Avay shall not be found to Its accomplish nient. The French press finds satisfaction in the fact that the message says nothing about an alliance , which shows that i had given credence to the partisan alle gallons here of a .seciet alliance with Kngland , In spite of the authoritative declaration that nothing of the kind ex isted or had over been thought of. As to the British press it liuds the message generally commendable. There is noth ing at present In our international re lations that threatens to disturb the friendship with any country and there appeals to be no good reason why the cordial relations between the United States and all other nations should not continue indefinitely. The only appar ent chance of their being disturbed or impaired Is in connection with our in terests In China and there is little doubt that the assurances for flic protection of these our government has asked will be accorded. A AMI'S II'HKA fttiim IS A SIPS. The World-Herald was the only Nebraska newspaper yesterday morning which printed dispatches direct from Ladysmlth and Mafe- klnif. The fact that the slego was practically over and that a portion of the Boer forces had loft the latter place was reported ex clusively in the World-Herald. The World- Herald prlnth the news. Omaha World-Her ald , December C. The dispatches from Ladysmlth the hist two days , which tell of the con tinued assaults upon the cily by the Hoers , show what kind of news the re port was which said that the siege had been raised. Copyrighted fakes fiom London perpetrated by the yellow Kale ery at Omaha furnish poor excuse for beguiling credulous readers. The railroads ask for more time In which to equip their cars with auto matic couplers. One of the icnsoim ad vanced Is the cost of making the change. Against this Item of expense the employes put the year's record of OX ) men killed and < i,000 Injured in coupling cms. Had the cars been equipped as the law provides compara tively few of these accidents would have occurred. It would appear that the lives of the men who work on the railroads should have some place In the ilnnncla.1 account of the companies. Periodical announcements that eastern owners of Omaha real estate are preparing - paring to erect substantial buildings upon their property are gratifying evl- denco of the lucicased confidence In Omaha's stability and future. A few jioaiH ago eastern people who had Omaha propeity on their hands wanted nothing but to be rid of It and lefnscd to listen to any proposition for Im provements. Now they are realizing what a good thing they have. The Omaha World-Herald , which never had a good word to say about Goveinor Drake when he occupied the executive chair In Iowa by gtace of ie- publlcan votes , Is now landing him as a philanthropist and puhllc-spliltod man. When he was i mining for olllco that paper could not say anything too mean about him , hr.t Its somersault N simply characteristic of Its lack of policy. Why should members of the selinol board become so flagrantly teckh'ss ' at the close of each \cnr as Hie tlmo ap pioaches for the exit of members , whose teiniH uio e\plringV More Jubbeiy work Is perpetrated on the taxpaycis during the period between election and the ad- \eiit of the upwlj flei ted members than during tin1 ten remaining m nths of the year. When the proposition to create a tax commissioner for Omitlia was under dis cussion we were nssuied that the now system would not Increase the taxes , but simply equalize the burdens , Ux- pprleuce has exploded thli thoor.i. The average taxpayer pays from HI ) to 'Ui per cent more than he did live yeais ago , when wo had a linger police and iho force , double the number of ( ouucilmcii and more extensive public works. Who Is to blame and whole the remedy Is wo are not In position to diagnose. Uorelgn nations have evidently learned that prices aio advancing in this country and nro trying to keep up with the procession. The Portuguese government has made a demand for $50,000 damages for the death of a subject of that government , which It alleges was due to the carelessness of A mm lean port olllelals. llciill-rs UN liitiiiirtnimc. ll.iltlmoro Atneiicnn. The gentleman uko Is composing the lirltish war dispatches Is evidently n re tired space \\rlter. Illlill flllWN lioston Globe. Altogether no congrers In our history has over had o many high-class questions to deal with. Surely the time has como for high-class congressmen. Tlio eyes of the world nro upon us. .Sjiull- > ; Swindle * . Phlladclnhla. Times It would bo Interesting to know how much of the Immunity from publicity nnd prosecution enjoyed by Miller and his syn dicate \\as duo to his allowing members of the New York police force to get In on the grcund floor and win big prollts. Hu3h money for police furnished by dlvckcepcra Is an old story in the metropolis , and per haps In most cities , but the purchase of pro tection by stockbrokcre Is a thing that e\cn Or. I'arklniret did not think about. A Million Dollar ( lO KanBns City Star This la evidently a "billion dollar govern ment. " The secretary of the treasury asks appropriation for the year ending with June , 1801 , of $631,081,901. If the appropriations of the next session are of the tame amount \vo shall bo considerably over the billion- dollar mark for ono congress. The average expenses of the government have hitherto been , In normal times , about $5 per capita ; if that rate held wo should be able to get nlonp with ICEB than $ -100,000,000 a year , nut It Is to bo remembered that the times are not normal. Of the amount Hiked , $190,112- S51 Is for the War department and $76,1SU- 690 for the Navy department. In the year 1897 the total expenditures In thct > e two de partments were , respectively , $48,950,2C7 and 134,561,516. The Increased appropriations arc clearly necessary. For the Interior depart ment the sum of $174GGO,841 Is asked ; this , of course , includes pensions. THIS I'laln , 1 ii-MinilHliciI llcuord. Detroit Journal ( rej > . ) . The message ia without marked color , a plain , unvarnished narrative of what has happened since ( jongress last met that con cerns the United plates as a government. Clenr nnil Furollile. Knnsaai'OltV Journal ( rep. ) . The presldon.tMEOvers the leading questions that are likely ; j.o engage the attention of congress with characteristic thoroughness , and his recommendations are clear and forcible. Thess recommendations are In ac cordance with the establl&hcd principles of thp republican party and the manifest ten dency and duty of the country as to the new Issues. In this message may bo found an impressive reflection of the greater prog ress upon which the nation has entered. ' mill Wi-lKlit ! < ( . Chicago Tlmes-Hernld ( rep. ) . If there Is any subject of consequence to the American people omitted from President McKlnley's first mcbsago to the Fifty-sixth congress it 'w 1/1 require a perusal of some 26,000 words to detect its absence The document transmitted to congrc's is not only the longest , but In ninny respects the weightiest message laid before that body. It passes In review the glory and progress of the republic and dwells with becoming gravity on the opportunities and respon sibilities that press upon this people. "Comiili'tf CoiifoxNion. " Chicago Chronicle ( dem ) . The president manifests throughout such a disregard of the most vital facts and such a cocksurcnesfi as to our duty to grab and keep that Wo are forced to conclude that the purpose of colonial aggrandizement was formed before ever Dewey sailed for Manila. We are forced to conclude that from the outset It wns the purpose to make a subject people of the Filipinos , no matter what their Illness for pf-governraent. , ! The message in this respect Is a pretty complete confession of the Imperial purpobes of the administra tion chorishcJ from the first. C' ( > iiii > ri.liiiKl \ < - ii nil Iii St. Louis Globe-Democrat ( rep ) , The message is much longer than the nveiage of thcflo emanating fiom occupantH of the White house , but the subjects touched ipon are of great Interest to the country and the position taken on all of them will commend itself to the judgment of a ma- orlty of the people. That pimlMon of the oiiHtltutlon which declares that the presi dent "shall from time to time give to the congress Information of the state of the inlon , and recommend to their eansldeia- lon such measures as ho shall Judge neces sary and expedient" Is can led out with cora- irehensivcnesj and intelligence In the mes sage. ir nidi tinriilnlitoK. . Chlcnco Tribune ( rep. ) . The president declares his continued be- Icf that American sovereignty Is In accord with the wishes and aspirations of the ; reat mass of Fillplnre , The Insunectlon s Justly atcilbcd to "tho blnlstcr ambition of a few lenders , " and the American attl- ude Is summed up In th3 Uatoment that 'tho hour of victory will bo the hour of leniency and rccoiistiuctlon. " These two > olnls give the keynote to the whole. The onnclontlou.3 tone of the messaga c-n cnrcely fall to have n rcassuilng effect mong the Filipinos and to silence nil but ho most rabid anti-expansionists in the United States. I. KillI'niilt Found. Kansas L'lty Btnr ( Inil ) I.esfl than the usual amount of f.iult has been found with the message of the juesl- ilcnt on account of Its length , though It Is one of the most voluminous documents that has ever rome from the White house. The new questions treated of In the inosungo atone , In a great degree , for Its piollxlty , wild It la oafe to say that It ban been read by many persons who usual ! ) repudiate [ hat sto | of lltorutuic. Tim country IK growing o vast and Us Interests are multi plying to such an extent thut It would be llfllrult to review KB affairs within a llmltol ifitco. Until the poojt'e ' shall decide to clet is president a fcinart newspaper man who la i master In the art nf c-omleimatUn and In giving the gUt nf things in u brief and llrect manner , the two-iolumn or thrro- olumn inpfaagt- which so man > Amcriuns long to HCO , ncpit not be expected , in iior > or Dt it \ \ MI. ( itirlt In I lie Sulnt. roripppomlcnte circulating among I'ncle Smn'.i naterlaml In the Orient ftrr Rrartually the homo guard Rllmpsra of the | iU- niUhf * who are about to be n-culncd Into American rltlzer.f > by the usual procrt" . McxU Interesting ot the ninny tribes l the Moro , over whom the stittnn rules for $200 Movleim plunks per month. Tliclr hlitory nnd moJc of life maj well be left for further consideration. They will not get away What Is of Immediate concern Is their sariorlnl tendencies. "The Moras drc s is a rlct of color , " reports n corre spondent of the New York Sun , "nnd both men nnd women hn\c a notion of lit th.it would make a Filipino gasp , particularly It he happened to be Iho tailor who wns naked to contrUo It for one of his customers. In stead of the loose , almost open cnmlsa , with wide , ( lowing soe\os ! , such as the Filipino women wear , the Moro women wear waists In which there Is not an Inch of superfluous material. They put their spare cloth Into their trousers , which nro wide and long and gnudy. In the market place they sell the cloths from which they make trousers to fouNcnlr-huntlng visitors , who find them very fine for dccoratho purposes. A piece largo enough for ono tiouser leg that was pold to ono of the 1'ennsjlvanla's pncsengcrs wns two feet wide and four long. It Is of Illiny tllk dyed In seven different colors. The Moro lady who contemplated making her self a pair of trousers out of It and Its mate had a \ erjlvld notion of color. She caught tin n. llttlo bunch at ono end nnd sowed It. Then she dipped In a pot of brilliant purple d > cstulf. When < ? ho ripped out the sewing the pleco , which had been all while at the slait , was dotted here and there with purple spots. Then she gathered up a band of It four or IHo Inches wide and cowed that fast , so that who could dye no more , than that narrow band , nnd soaked It for a while In deep wine color. When ehc ripped out the threads which had held the little bunch In plnce thcro was a narrow strip ot white between the wine nnd purple. She sewed again nnd this tlmo the dye wns orange ; then again nnd tried bright green Then thcro came a strip of lemon-yellow and then more of the deep red. She had gath ered the cloth from the middle each tlmo , so that there was a little bunch at the last that was still white. It did not extend clear across the strip nnd was not wide enough for n band , so she chucked It Into the purple pot again , but this time It did not get an even soaking and came out blue nnd purple In spots and streaks. On the whole. It might fairly bo called bomewhat loud. Some of the women prefer skirts , similarly bright colored , to trousers. Some go barefoot and some wear slippers In the Filipino fashion. None of them wear any headdress. Some times , when they menu to bo particularly fetching , the women take a bolt or two of stuff that lookb like cheap mosquito netting nnd fold It Into long loops and throw the whole thing over ono shoulder ns n soldier carries his blanket roll. It Is usually a solid color , blue or gicon or red or jcllow. The children either wear the same sort of thing or go naked. "It Is difficult to say which end of the male Moro is most picturesque , his head or his legs. On his head he wears a turban that Increases In the scale of magnificence with the number of rotors It has. On his legs he wears trousers that are so tight that every Moro Is a new source of wonder to the Americans. The turban is usually of raw silk , woven and dyed by the Moro women ; well woven and djed In squares or plaids that would abash the glory of a Manila sun set. If he is out to make an Impression oren on Important business the troueers are of silk , and If they were only of the right shade of brown > ou couldn't tell for the life of you that he had them on. I taw one pair that were made at green silk , with flue red and yellow stripes alternating with broader white ones. It was the Date Joka- nlne , the most powerful fighting man on the Island of Jolo , who sported this gorgeous- neea. The turban Is most artfully contrived. It Is small and close-rolled , nnd usually does not cover the top of the head. The ends stick straight up from the back of the head in n fashion that reminds one of the feathers In a Sioux war bonnet. "Simply to say that the trousers are tight con\e > s no sort of Impression of the degree of tightness that makes them such a con stant marvel. They fit the legs exactly as wcil as the skin does , and how the Mores get them on Is one of the things no feller can find out. The popular supposition at Hrbt is that they are made on the wearer , but that theory is exploded by the fact that sometimes they are changed. General Dates waited two hours for a date one day , and the chief explained when he came out finally that ho had been changing h's ' trousers. Which proves that It can bo done. The feet of the Mores are largo nnd flat from constant going without shoes. Their knees are small and their calves nro usually pretty well developed. How they get those big feet and stout calves through the little knee space Is one of the hitherto overlooked wonders of the world. Down the outside scams of the trousers , below the knee , run lines of smnll gilt or silver buttons. "For hl other garment the Moro wears a Jacket that apparently Is made out of what ever ho happened to have left In the house after his trousers -were made. It Is so tight that usually ho can't button It and wears It open down the front , showing his broad ex panse of manly besom. The cloth Is of what ever color happens to bo handy so long as It la bright enough. If it Is a llttfo bit dull he makes up by sticking on little strips of any thing bright ho may have. On some Jackets these are HO airanged that ono fancies that If ho could only lead Arabic ho might bo able to decipher the sad story of the wearei's life from the decorations of his coat. Joseph leaped Into fame for having a cent of many colors before anybody saw the Moros. " OTIIIHWISI : . They say Cecil Rhodes l > ns mnde millions b ) the rlso in dlamonda since the outbreak of the war. The story that Hoer sympathizers In Mil waukee wrecked n tralnlond of pork to bo &cnt to South Africa Is about as far-fetched as the pork Itself. Knnen.s is troubled by a dispute ns to whoso memories It will perpetuate In Ha Allotted tipaco In tbo statuary hall of the capital building at Washington. Quito u faction favora John Hrown nnd I'reaton U. Plumb for the honor. Theobald Chnrttnn , the portrait pnlnier , has reached N'ew York. Ho brings with him hid recant picture of thn signing of the | . ( Gto protocol , which WOK purchased for $20,000 by H. C Frlck , who will picaent it to Pictldent McKlnlcy. \V. I ) . How ells tells H utorv of Henry Jninos , who was praising the work of a fellow mithor. "You are very kind to him , " said a fiioml , "for ho snysery unpleasant things about your work" "Ah , " snld Jamtw , "wo may bath of u bo wroni ; . " William I' . Lord , the new United S'ates. minister to Argentina , has been thrku a jiulgo of the Oregon supicmo couit and' ' anco governor of that stale , and hacol - ' k'utt'd tliu most \nlunble law llbrar ) on ilic 1'aeltlc coast Ho Is lilfhly edHealed , of dis tinguished manner and .Vllncd luster. Augustus Si. Oiiuiloiib , Hie tin In on t Ameri can sculptor , who iian been elecicd corre- fcpcndunt In the sculpture section nf the Academic des Ilenux Aitu of France. Is mill a \cry young man Ho IB a graduatu of the Cooper Union Art tcbool In New Yolk nnd utudied In Paris and In Home. He wag born in Dublin of French nnd lrlt.li . parentage , but wu * brought to the United Statwi when an Infant Ho mndo iho Far- ragut statue In New York mid designed iho medal for tbo World a fair. TIIIJ u.i.KTii vir.n nun. McCook Courier Thp lllilstrnK-d Sun- da > Hee te a muRarlne of merit and deserv ing of the populnr favor which It hns re ceived. While wo do not ndmlrc the pol itics of Hosewatcr's paper , jet It has great facilities for linmlllns the news nnd in an enterprising , up-to-dntp newspaper. Button Advertiser The Omaha Dee l re ceiving from many jiourcei congratulation * 0:1 : Its Illustrated ThnnksglvlnR edlllon. It la certainly most creditable production nnd a great advertiser for Omaha nnd NV- brnskn The Illustrated Dee hns come to stny and will grow laiger nd better. fender Republic The Omnha Her last Sunday Issued n highly-colored Illustrated edition In commemoration of Thanksgiving day. It wns the finest piece of newspaper i work ever attempted or executed In Ne braska nnd was greatly appreciated by that progressive journal s thousands of readers all over the state. Oenovn Signal- The Omaha Hcc has nl- wajs been a pretty good paper , but wo h. Vo noticed considerable Improvement In It moro recently , espcclnllj In the way of addltlomt of popular features. The Issue for Sunday was n Thanksgiving number and It wan a fine pleco of work from every point of view , mechnnlcnlly nnd mentally. North 1'lntto Tribune : The Thanksgiving number of The Omaha Illustrated lloo was the bmt which has so fnr been Issued and that Is saying much. No paper In this country Issues a finer illustrated Sunday paper thnn does * The Fire. Hut then The ' Hce Is one of the ctitcrprlnlng nml progressIve - Ive papers of the country. NHIgh Leader : The Thanksgiving num ber of The Omaha Dally Dee undoubtedly Huru.isecA anything in the character of mi Illustrated dally paper that has ever been attempted In Nebraska. The front page Is exceptionally fine and In keeping with the day , whilu its sixteen pages throughout nre icplcte with fine half-tone engravings. McCook Tribune : The Omaha Illustrate. ! Hcc of last Sunday wns n superb holiday Issue one of the handsomest that has ever como to our notice in Illustration , letter press and subject matter. The IJee mnn- ngcmcnt is to bo complimented upon this latest effort. It wan ns meritorious as the average high-class magazine In almcot every respect. Cedar Bluffs Standard1 The Omaha lice's Thanksgiving edition labt Sunday wns an art gem typographically and Its contents were also highly Interesting. The Sunday supplement of The IJee geti better with each Ibsuo. The IJee Is clearly In ( he load ot the dally papers of the state In each and every department. H la a paper for the people In every respect. St. Paul Phonograph : That The Omnha Heo ban lost none of UK wonted push and enterprlso Is evidenced by Us magnificent special Thanksgiving issue published last Sunday. It was a literary and plctor al triumph , such ns Is seldom scored In news- paperdom. The photographs In the maga zine part were particularly fine and nu merous and the colored cover designs ar tistic. Gretna Breeze : The Omaha Boo of last Sunday was ono of the best specimens of the advanced printers' skill that wo have seen for many a day. It was In the form of a Thanksgiving number and those who read It had a treat. The Bee Is a good newspaper and has an energetic , management. The Illustrated Sunday IJeo has proved very pop ular. Last Sunday's Dee was well worth preserving. Stanton Picket : The Thanksgiving num ber of The Omaha Illustrated Boo excelled even previous Issues of itself. The cover page was superior to anything of the kind we have ever seen. The representation is the interior of a chapel filled with - worshiping ing people nnd before the altar , on which the outlines of an angel are v'sible , kneel Uncle Sam and Columbia. Mind can scarcely conceive of anything moro appropriate. Schuyler Sun. Ono of the finest things over issued in the west in the newspaper line was the Thanksgiving- supplement of The Omaha Bee last Sunday. It was full of handbome illustrations , choice biography and literary selections nnd was equal to many of the metropolitan magazines. Tbeso Illus trated supplements are a regular feature of The Sunday Bee now and further enhance Its vnluo ns the foremost newspaper of the west. Puiillllon Herald- The Omaha Bee Issued ono oC the handsomest editions last Sunday It , has ever been our pleasure to see. It was published as a Thanksgiving supplement and demonstrated how advanced printers' art has become. Only a few years ago nothing short of a brush would have produced such elegant blending of colors as was displayed upon the cover and such elaborate work as the liibldo pages contained was not dreamed of. The Thanksgiving number of The Bee certainly reflects credit upon the publishers of the paper and many will be preserved for years to como us n souvenir of the occa sion nnd a monument to the enterprising editor. Tokamah Herald : The Illustrated Thanks giving In The Omaha Boo last Sunday was a thing of beauty nnd reflected much credit on The IJeo Publishing company The cl- ored frontispiece of Liberty and Uncle Sam kneeling at the altnr of peace was a happy combination nnd In keeping with the limes. The hostilities in the Philippines are about to cease , then peace will bo universal wher ever the stars and stripes nro unfurled. The other notable Illustrations were the Thanks giving Expectations , Familiar Nebraskans at the National Capital , David IJ. Hender son of Iowa , the next speaker of the house ; Now Herman , showing by a number of views the rapid rebuilding of our bister town which was wiped elf the map by that ter- illlc cyclone on the evening of Juno 13. The number wns replete with Jntens.l.ig views and beautiful sketches. The or.o pertaining to the "Oordon Highlanders" was alone worth the price of a year's subscrip tion. ix AIIJ OK .ujiiici.'i/niu ' : . CrtiUy Citt'iiilcil KHIIKP of ( lit- Ir- ! > n rim tii CM \ncrl men IN , Knnsao City Star. The annual report of James Wilson , sec retary of agriculture , gives an nceount of a great variety of labors In which the Agrl cultural department IB engaged , for the pur- peso of benefiting the great host of Ameri cans who moke their living cultivating the soil. It Is to be noted that tliouo efforts uro largely in the direction of diversifying crops rather than In Improving the con- dltloiiH and Inci easing the prollu of pro- duclng the staple commodities nf this CIIUM- try. Perhaps It 1 Impornlblo to do much In the latter line , but the vvheni nnd earn fanners would greatly npptrelate any ef forts that might bo made to help them out. out.Tho department has been making experi mental HMlpments of butter to various parts of tbo world and IH arousing foiclgn Inter est In the American products. Whether U Is duo to thcsu efforts or whether It Is mcioly n natural development of trade It I. ) certain that the foreign market fnr Ameri can butter has been greatly enlarged In I ha lust few months. In July , August , Beptombcr nnd October the exports of butter from this country were 13f.00,090 poumli. compared wlih .1,000,000 pounds In the corresponding tlmo last year , nnd there secmw to be m go.d reason why the exports should pot continue to grow , with a beneficial effect on iho entire dairy IntoieaU of the country , which nro largo. The department U engaged In experl- mrntb in hbrldUlrig grains to eciure va rieties whl'h ' will resist drouth , rust and' ' cold , and U has also bad agents to many ] I countries * r i hlnft for nen irlet > es of Iftrnln nnd other rfre l ntnl plants , to bo ' tested In thl < countrv Swretnry Ul ! on seems to be more deeply Interested In developing Ci production of prolurts thnt nre nnn imp irted Jhftti In nnv other efforts HP cxpro'cs the liopc thnt In n few jt-nrs ( 'allfornln will be nblo to produce figs us finen are now importcrt from Mediterranean entintrles He l on coumglng and nsUtlns the exnerlinPiitg In ten production In fotitli fnrolinn niiil h.n Imported a iilqh grade of flee from Jnps& for planting In LoulMnnn. The field of the department's operations hns been greatly extended by the acquisition of the Philippines. Hawaii and Iorto lllco , nnd the secretary expresses the belief that thc > Islands , In a short time , can be made to produce $2,000,000 worth of the troplral products that this country now Imports. H Is proposed to establish tixpcrlmctil sto lions In the Islands and make a thnroug'j survey and Investigation of climate antl soil conditions in their relation to the vflrloilj products thnt mnji bo raised there. The experiments of the department now cover a very wide range , extending , its llify ilo , from Alntil.n to the Philippines niiJ 1'ofta Uleo , nnd embracing the products of ovcry dlruntc nnd of nearly evcrv character , CH.NIAI , Kt'A. riilongo Poii : "Wbnt ninUfs you so sure he Is not n fiirees fiil nviii. " ' "He hnsn'i enough enemies. " Somnrvllle Jnurnnl : The. s-orviuu girl whs knows her place ticvor places her lioso near the keyhole of n door. Chicago NOWM "This. " ho said , "la an ( i e of "Ye. , " she replied , ptii < liliig hH arm avvny. "but von i till teem to be nil iill-nrollnil mail. f'hlchirn Post : "This is the fourth tlmo I linvo pre eutod this bill , " y.Ud the collector angrily. "Tiue. " replied the debtor. "And , ilo you know , 1'vo been wondering why you do It. " Chicago Tlmcs-Mnr.ilil : Some people keep co btipy minding Ibelr own buslne that they miss ninny line opportunities to prollt by the experience of others. Washington Stnr : "Patience , " said Unelo I'ben , "Is ti great thing. But 1 doesn't like ter bee It take hoi' of a man so hard dut he Je T waits all year long fob do Christmas git's to come In. " ) Chicago Hccord : "Why did > ou let your uon Join the army In the Philippines ? " "Ilo naltl If ivc didn't he'd go Into a foot ball team. " Deliolt Journal ; In heaven there Is no marrying or giving In marriage nnd no occasion , therefore , for nnvbody to sing , "O , l'roml o iMo ! " during the progices of any ceieimmy whatever. Cleveland Plain Denier : "The Boors are evidently greatly lacking in the simplest rules of etiquette. " "In vvhnt particular icspect ? " "The onli use to which they apparently think white handkerchiefs are to be put 13 h to delude. British holdlej-s Into the belief that they have wurrendercd. " Indianapolis Journal : "Do you know any thing about the recent financial crash ? " asked the friend. "No , " answered the cold-blooded truth ful man , "I don't even know enough about It to moralize on It. " PHILOSOPHY. Arizona Graphic. "Iln existence been a failure , In yore ape- clllc case ? " Chuck asked me with a shadder on his good nld-faMilonod face : And at llrst I had to answer , It seemed to me it had , Though my history from childhood wns not so very bad But , say ! When I come to think about It , it sorter seems to mo There was two sides to the question , If there wasn't two or three ; True. I hadn't any money , nor property , nor aicli I wasn't very handsome , nor popular , Aor rich Nor nothln' , I never made a splutter In the leglslatura hallf. Whur Honorable Bill So-an'-So gits up and kicks and balls : AYhur a 23-cent statesman , with blzness in his eye , Sells his honor for a nibble of administra tion pie , O , no ! I never run for office T couldn't If I'd try ; The people wants a feller with u twinkle In his eye , Who talks and smiles and wriggles , with his scientific play. Then turns around and lobs 'm In the good old way. Yes , Indeed ! Como to think , there Is another defalcation In my case ; I can't look In the winder and behold a baby face , And another jlst behind It , full of happlncpj und lovet Just ns though I was an angel , comln' to'm from above. Well ! well ! Guess I won't dlsctihs that subject , sorter tends to mnko me blue Sets' the boys to ubkln * qucBtlons , "What the devil's allln' you ? " Nothln' to'm , yet 1 reckon they nil have their Inads to tote. And you'll tlnd they'ie nil a-ftallln' In the mime old boat. boat.You You bet ! But I've hit upon a system which never fall * to lit When I can't got just what I want I want what I can git , And I'm not disposed to worry whllo fhero'.s inonuiobs In their might ' Who'd Kindly give their riches for half my ' nripotlle Sabo ? "Not Looks " " ! Alone. If you haven't time to come in notice our show windows ; you'll see some especially handsome overcoats and suits for men and a beautiful array of boys' and children's clothing they look fine don't they ? We don't care how they LOOK for WE know how fine they ARE , and we are not afraid to have you examine them and ask the price. l > Between $ JO and $25 somewhere you'll find just what you want if you are look ing for a good suit or overcoat. T $ F3Mn& y' RAWicw Kt tuti *