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Subscribed and sworn before mo this 1st day of November , A. D. 1889. II M. B. HUNGATE. ( J ( Seal. ) Notary Public. General Fnnston should hurry back to the Philippines. The men of the Third cavalry threaten to break his swimming record. , , Shamrock Is ou Its way back to , Britain. It carries no cup as a trophy , of the rncc , but it carries the good will of all Americans. Colonel Rryan resigned just before his regiment shipped for Cubu. Of course this action was intended simply as u personal protest against militarism. The republicans have kept the ball in democratic territory ever since the kick- off. They now have It down to their opponents' live-yard line and Tuesday they will push for a touchdown. London military experts profess to be unable to understand , the tactics of General Jouhert , In command of the Boer army. That was the same trouble that General White had when he fell Into the Boer trap. The republicans are not compelled to hunt for excuses for the present good times. They know the cause of them and BO do a majority of the voters , and they arc not going to take any chances on turning the tide backward. The window glass manufacturers out- Bide of the trust have formed a com bination of their own. When the two trusts get fairly started on their war the public will probably have a little t more light on the trust question. ( It is reported that a large portion of the Kansas regiment intends to return to the Philippines. When the natives hoar this they will commence to look for 11 short cut for the hills and throw up ramparts around their beer supply. The divorce in Denver of a former chlof of police Of Omaha recalls an un written chapter of romantic Interest , the star actors in which strutted the Omaha stage not many years ago. JTliore are no fools like old fools. The resignation of Prof. Ilerron from Iowa college is said to IMS prompted by a wish not to embarrass that In stitution. Kx-Uovcrnor Orounse could probably glvo good reasons for the re tirement of the socialistic professor , if any were wanted. The popocratie crowd can bo depended on to keep an eye on the democratic mule- hitched to the ammunition wagon. A mule might get away from a regi ment of British soldiers , but lie knows better than to attempt to decamp with the commissary and ordnance stores of a crowd of popocrats. In high o'lllelal circles the statement hag been unulllclally made that the own ership of vacant property in Omaha Is a liability , not an asset. This Is not true , of course , but It Is thu way fomo vertaxod property owners have of ex- nggeratlng facts. The people of Omaha can bring abont tax reform If they go about It In the right way. The grand jury In Chicago has re turned an Indictment for criminal libel agnlnst the editor of one of the Chicago papers and several co-authors of an attack - tack upon the editor of another paper. The grand juries In i.unols evidently believe because a man Is a newspaper man affords no good reason why he should In * made a target for vlllllcatlon or falsehood , A season of winter sports at Manawa if properly managed would afford nu- bounded pleasure to the young people of three cities and could lie made a source of profit 'to ' the promoters , who would necessarily cater to the better class of patrons. The place would have to bo protected against Incursions of the tough element or It would languish and die as a pleasure resort. If prop erly conducted it would attract a very large pntronuge , .v Axn In the speech delivered nt Hastings labt week Colonel William Jennings , Bryau endeavors to meet the charge thnt he Is responsible for Imperialism and expansion In his characteristic way. The special start correspondent of the World-Herald quotes him as fol lows : "Mr. Ror-ewatcr docs me too much honor , " exclaimed Mr. Bryan , "when ho toys that the president of the United State ? , Mr. Me-1 Klnley , could tiot have got his treaty rati fied unless I had helped him. 1C It Is true every republican who preaches 'Support the administration' ought to feel under a debt ot gratitude to mo that could bo expressed better than It Is dcno by some of them. Hut If I wanted the treaty ratified to make a political lesue , why did Mr. McKlnloy want It ratified ? If I did not stop to count the cost of conquest , why did not Mr. Mc- Klnley ? Why ntn I denounced as a dema gogue for advocating the same thing that commends McKlnley no a patriot ? _ My frlendg , I wanted that treaty ratified , "not because I believed It good , but because U wag n treaty of peace and I believed that lla faults could be better remedied by our country acting alone than by diplomacy. " Coming from a man who Is an avowed candidate for the presidency of the United States this explanation does not place Sir. Bryan In an enviable light , either ns a statesman or poli tician. It Is In fact an open confession that responsibility for whatever has happened or may happen in the Phil ippines as the Inevitable consequence of annexation and expansion can Justly be laid at his door. Mr. Bryan docs not deny that ratification of the treaty made annexation absolute. lie admits that the treaty Is a bad thing and wants the people to believe that he helped McKlnley to do a bad thing In order to promote peace. If tills Is true then why blame McKlnlcy for trying to promote peace ? But the truth is that ratification did not insure peace , as the sequel shows , and Bryan surely knows that peace could have been maintained without the ratification of every part of that treaty. He knows that Spain was crushed and not In po sition to resume hostilities , whatever conditions might have been Imposed at Paris or at Washington. If Mr. Bryan sincerely believed that annexation and expansion meant Imperialism and a standing army then It was his duty to Interpose and exert all his Influence to prevent the disastrous consequences ol the treaty by securing Its rejection. That was the time and place for him to display his moral courage and states manship. But Colonel Bryan helped with all his might to ratify the treaty which he pronounces a bad thing and stigmatizes as the first step to Imperialism and the destruction of the republic. The plea that It was better to ratify the treaty and try to mend its'faults at home without the aid of diplomacy Is puerile. The treaty once ratified Imposed upon the government of the United States the responsibility to protect not only the lives and property of Americans , but also the lives and property of citi zens of Germany , England , Spain , Japan , China and other foreign na tions. This protection cannot be given except by a military force adequate for any emergency. That means a stand- lug army located In the Philippines for an indefinite period. It will mean a standing army of 20,000 men in the Islands whether the sovereignty of the United States shall be perpetuated of whether a. protectorate is established over the Philippines. For this Bryan and his followers in the United States senate are justly held responsible. As to mending the faults of the treaty at home Instead of readjusting Its terms In Paris , the less said by Mr. Bryan the better for his reputation as a states man. But If he really believes that the remedy can bo applied at home , who is to apply It ? Surely not the presi dent. His duty is to enforce and main tain the authority of the United States over the new possessions. The only power that can modify the terms of the treaty Is congress and to that body Mr. Bryan should address himself. CIVIL , GOVB/W.UKAT FOR CUBA. The cabinet ou Friday had under con sideration the subject of civil govern ment for Cuba. The dlspittchcs state that the necessity for a change from the present military system becomes more and more apparent and the presi dent Is walling only until an entirely suitable person can be found before taking action in Unit direction. The reports of the military com manders show that the conditions In Cuba are favorable to the establishment - ment of civil government. There IK no portion of the Island that Is not orderly and tranquil , There are political agi tators who seek to foster distrust and dissatisfaction among the people , hut It appears that they are not having very much success , for the reason that'the bettor c'lahs of people feel confident that It Is the intention of the United States to faithfully carry out the prom ise It has given them. The stiongth of those who are opposing American au thority Is in the fact that as yet our government has shown no disposition to abandon military rule and advance civil government. The anti-American clement finds In this a plausible reason for assuming that this country does not mean to keep faith with the Cubans and for a suspicion that heed Is being given to those who urge nnnexatlun or a protectorate. Thu .substitution of civil for military administration would at once silence the antl-Ajucrll'au agi tators and deprive thorn of their fol lowing , and there Is every reason to think that there would bo a practically unanimous acquiescence In such Ameri can rule as may bo necessary while the Cubans are preparing for Independ ence and si'lf-goveriiment. General Leonard Wood has recommended thu withdrawal of more than half the troops now in Santiago province and doubtless this could be done In thu other provinces with entire safety. Mil itary rule Is necessarily more or less despotic and its tendency is to exahper- ate Ihe governed. This Is especially | the case when the rule Is that , of an 1 alien people. Our military occupation of Cuba has , on thu whole , probably been as considerate and liberal as clr- cuniBlunces permitted , but there has beeu more or less vouiululul of despotic methods , doubtless In pome cases with | good reason. This lins seemed to many of the Cubans utterly inconsistent with our declared purpose when we Inter posed to free them from Spanish dom ination and naturally produced a strong anti-American sentiment. Perhaps this fceirng Is not growing , but it will certainly Increase If there Is not a change from the military sys tem and it is gratifying to learn that the Washington authorities realize this and arc seriously considering the mat ter of making a change as soon ns pos sible. As to finding a suitable person for instituting and administering civil government , it would seem Unit the president should not have much dlltl- culty. There Is certainly available ma terial In abundance men fully qiinlllle l for such a position who are not poli ticians and who would give to the work their best ability and most conscien tious devotion. Civil government for Cuba should supcrcede military rule at the earliest day possible. It Is dictated by every consideration of good faith and wise policy. CUMl'AIlK I'lIK James M. Woolworth , formerly presi dent of the American Bar association , an organization of the most eminent Jur ists and lawyers of the world , says or Judge Heese : "He Is a truly good man. conscientious and honest ; a man wcl learned In the law and of excellent ju dicial temperament ; a man of large ex perience , Industrious , careful and capa ble. " He adds : "I think he will make a most excellent supreme judge , and 1 don't know of a man In the state who Is better lltted. " This tribute to the republican candidate from Judge Woolworth - worth is from a man who has always been known ns a democrat. No better endorsement could be asked. Judge Eleazer Wakeley , the Nester of the bar of Douglas county , who has been several times honored by election to the bench by the voters Irrespective of political faith on both democratic and nonpartisau judicial tickets , testi fies to the ability of M. B. Heese as n. lawyer and a Judge and says he is In every way qualified for a supreme judgeshlp. Such praise Is praise indeed and should have weight with all men who want to keep the supreme bench of this state filled with men who command the respect of all who have business before the court. No one has heard of any eminent lawyers / - yers testifying to the legal ability or judicial temperament of Silas A. Hoi- comb in support of his candidacy for the supreme bench. Every candid law yer will admit that In a. professional comparison of the two candidates for supreme judge Silas A. Holcomb is not to be mentioned In the same breath with M. B. Reese. .6ES2' H'E FOItOET. The tactics pursued by the organ of the opposition to bolster up a waning cause are amazing in the light of his tory. Notwithstanding former predic tions of the World-Herald , based upon brag and bluster , have made that sheet the laughing stock of an intelligent com munity , It goes on with sublime disre gard of the past to utter portentous prognostications as to the outcome of next Tuesday's election. Kipling's splendid poem , "Lest We Forget , " Is a back number in the editorial rooms of the democratic organ , forgotten quite In the desperation of the present cam paign to keep the reluctant voters in line. As a prophet the World-Herald has not been a howling success , as his tory will bear out. On the night of October 17 , 1890 , ac cording to the flies of the World-Herald , Editor Hitchcock addressed a political meeting at Boyd's theater , and In the course of his speech delivered himself of the following , speaking of the finan cial question : This Is a greater Issue than any ever set tled by a nation of the world. It Is a greal Issue , and I am glad we stand on the side ot the party offering a dpflnlte remedy for this great period of distress. On the one side , ho said , was Mark 'Hanna ' with his terrible determination to buy men In order to win the voters. "On the other side arises another figure as If by magic , from the masses of the people , a man , young , strong , fearless , a man now fighting our battles In the middle states. ' Ho described the great qualities of the leader and concluded : "When Dryan Is elected the people will have a president. I believe firmly that when the votes arc. counted , the millions arc footed up , a majority will ba registered against that terrible Hnnna anc for William J. Dryan. " Upon that same occasion the editor o the organ of the triple alliance pre dieted dire disaster to the great army o labor should McKinley be elected. "He foresaw , as In a vision , a tremendous upheaval for those who toll , with homes made desolate for lack of work to do fires drawn , spindles silent , looms a rest. " And this but three short years ago. Can those who followed this wise seer In ' 01 ! afford to bank upon his pre diction now ? In the World-Herald of October 10 181)11 ) , Its editorial leader liore the head Ing , "Cornwallls Is Taken-All Is Well. ' It was orotund In gray matter , flam boyant In utterance , picturesque In com pnrisons. With a swashbuckling al that would put to shame the Musketeer of Dumas It told the story of Corn wallls' surrender at Yorktown US year ago , comparing the campaign of is'oil t that waged by AVanhington a centurj and over ago. It compared the rypnl llcan party with the army of Corn wallls , and the cohorts''of William J Bryan as the Invincible hosts of th American republic marching to victor , under George Washington. Wit prophetic sight , as through the crystal , It saw these things : "But the people whom Cornwallls failed to subdue and to whom he yielded up his sword will record their verdict on November ; i. On that day the British army , under the , leadership of Hanna and MoKlnloy , will i lay down their arms In the stronghold j into which It lias been driven by another - ' other ypung American leader , William J. Bryan. In the splendid contest he has waged in behalf of American hide- i pendence from the financial domination * of Great Britain , William J. Bryan haa I already advanced to Yorktown. Today thu British General lliumu refuses to salute Bryan just exactly ns the British General O'Huru refused to salute Wash- ( Ingtou. But Bryan has advanced to Yorktown exactly tis Washington had advanced to Yorktown AND A YOUK TOWN IS INKVITAlUjK. The World- Herald sends greeting to the hosts of bluietalllsml Cotmvallls Is taken. All la well. " Does any one think it safe to fol low this wise political weather prophet ? On the morning of November I , 1S1M1 , the editorial page of the World-Herald was ornamented by a triple-leaded leader pugnaciously headed "Brag and Bluster , " In the course of which this prophecy was given to an expectant people : "The gold standard campaign of blow , bluff , brag and bluster Is al most ended , When the end comes it will bo a complete overthrow of the un- American Idea. The farmers are with the blmotalllsts. Three-fourths of the labor vote will be cast for the American policy. The boastful bolsterers of the gold standard are In the minority. They are whistling to keep up their courage. But It Is a nervous pucker and weak whistle. Brag and blow and bluster will not avail. The American tellers will win the da. , . William J. Bryan will be elected next Tuesday. " And to put the revenue stamp of ap proval upon these prophetic utterances came this last vision of the campaign of IS1HJ to the wise man of the World- Herald as set forth in his paper No vember 'J , 1S90 : The defeat of McKlnlcy Is written on the faces of the men who are managing his cam- palgn and apparent In the walling echoes of their boastful claims. "Lest we forget. " r is Admiral Dewey was interviewed In regard to the report of the Philippine commission and unqualifiedly expressed his approval of every statement made nml every conclusion reached. Those who have waited for an official expres sion from Dewcy of his views and opln- j Ions In regard to the Philippines now now his position and It is in entire ccord with the policy of the ndmiuls- ration. No fair-minded man will ques- Ion that the views of the hero of Ma- illu. in respect to the policy of the gov- rument In the Philippines are nbso- utely his own , that they are due to a borough knowledge of the facts and he situation and were not formed hrough any other Influence. People vho have confidence In the wisdom and udgmoiu of Dewey , as all must have n his patriotism , will attach great altic to what he says and will refuse o disregard it at the instance of poli- Iclans wholly actuated by selfish mo- Ives. Everybody understands that no m-tlsan considerations control the opinion of Admiral Dewey In this mat er , that he is prompted entirely by vhat he sincerely believes to be re quired by the obligations and responsi bilities of his country. Far removed from the allurements of politics and In different to the hostility or the favor of politicians , Dewey speaks from pro found conviction. Admiral Dewey is confident that American sovereignty will be estab- Ished in the Philippines at no very re mote time. "I look for an early termi nation of the war , " he said. "lu fact , 1 firmly believe that the bottom has dropped out of the Insurrection. " The American people will 'regard this as re- issurlng. There are , ludec-d , no very marked indications that the insurgents are tiring of hostilities , but recent ad vices have shown that there is some dissension among them and It Is quite possible that there Is more of this than appears. The last reported proclama tion of Agulnaldo Indicates that the In surgent leaders are anxiously awaiting an expression from congress. When they find , as there Is no doubt they will that congress supports the policy of the administration in the Philippines , these leaders may be disposed to serlouslj consider whether thtty will prolong a hopeless contest or accept conditions which they must already reall/.e they will sooner or later have to submit to With their hope of getting encourage meut from congress disappointed and an' aggressive campaign Inaugurated by the American forces , the insurgent lead ers may not be able to hold their forces together as they have done and If once disintegration begins It will go 01 rapidly. At all events , we may be sure tha the confidence expressed by Admlra Dewey In an early termination of the war is based upon good reasons , for he Is not in the habit of giving out care less or haphazard opinions and he I undoubtedly In possession of all olllcia Information In regard to the situation In Luzon. OENKllAL FUXS'WX-S I'HRDICTION. In his speech accepting the swori presented by the people of Kansas Gen eral Funston predicted that In on year's time the IMand of Luzon will b ns quiet as Massachusetts , This agree substantially with what this gallan soldier said In an Interview In Sai Francisco. Ho then gave It as Ills opln Ion that nil serious lighting will he eve by next March or April. He though that when the leaders of the Insurret tlon see that their resistance Is abou to collapse they will gather tip wha money they can and leave the Islam abandoning their followers to the ! fate. Many of the natives , he said , wl return to their homes , but some wll go away Into the mountains and jol the robber bands that have always existed - isted under Spanish rule , These gangs of robbers and bandits will then be a little more formidable than they usu ally are , but we can organize forces of native troops which will hold them In check and gradually kill them oil' . General Funston Is an Intelligent ob server ns well as a brave and brilliant fighter and his Judgment as to the out- i look In Luzon Is as worthy of consider- I atlon as that of any other pfllcur who i has had equally good opportunities for 1 studying ( ho situation. There Is one ' feature , however , of his San Francisco interview that is not altogether reas suring. This Is Ids expression of the belief that the plan of campaign will | be about what It has been hitherto. Ho i expects that It will bo carried on more , effectively , because there will bo about . double the force with which to prose cute it , but if thi'i'o Is to be no change ' from the method thus far pursued It , may be doubted whether even with the larger army which General Oils lias the Insurrection can be subdue.l . within n year , providing , of course , that HIP Insurgent leaders are able to hold their followers. It la admitted on nil handf , except nt Manila , that the plan of cam paign hitherto has been n failure. It resulted lu nothing decisive. We cap tured places only to leave them to be reoccupled by the enemy and this sort of thing cost a considerable lo s of life and waste of war supplies. During live months of favorable weather conditions for carrying on military operations there was not a blow struck that seri ously crippled the insurgents. More or less campaigning has boon done during the rainy season , in which our soldiers have experienced the severest haul- ships , but very little has been accom plished. To all'appearances the Insur gent forces are as strong now as they hnvo ever been and abundantly sup- tilled with munitions of war. It was recently it-ported that Aguinaldo hail received consignments of nrms suttt- clent to equip -10,000 men and there Is no doubt that the insurgents are well supplied with nmmunltlon. All the In dications are that they are well pre pared for an active prosecution of hos tilities In their own way. Undoubtedly we shall continue to beat them just the same , ns General Fuuston said , and perhaps more fre quently than hitherto , but It is very oubtful If serious fighting will be every ) y next March or April unless there is radical change In the plan of Cam- algn. This Is still to be hoped for , hough the evident Intention to retain General Otis In command Is not en- ouraging. There is reason to think that new commander at Manila would iave a more depressing effect upon he Insurgents than even the increase of our military forces. The Pnnamerlcan exposition at But'- nlo has just installed a director gen eral , who is given' supervisory powers over every officer employed by the com- > aiiy. The executive committee is just low debating the question of degieo of minority it would be wise for It to lelegale to the general director. There seems to be opposition to Investing the lew office with arbitrary power , some nembcrs hesitating to .surrender their ilgh prerogatives. Human nature Is H-etty much the same the world over. An- two years the same question was lebated in Omaha and was never set tled right , because the right man could lot be found. One section of the American exhibit it Paris Is to be designed to illustrate the advancement of the negro race , par ticularly along educational and indus trial lines. When one looks back over the period from the close of the civil war the progress of the negro is un matched In any country where the de scendants of Africans held in slavery liave been allowed to work out their own conditions with or without outside assistance. An exhibit of the character contemplated will certainly be one in which the colored man can justly take pride. It is said that the railroad managers do not want the Bryan contingent de feated this year for the reason that just as long as Bryan can make himself the issue the people forget the vital state issues which brought the populist party Into being. One of these Is the railroad rate question , which Mr. Bryan has succeeded in smoking out from the day he assumed command of the fusion forces. Now that Profs. Jeffries and Sharkey have had their joint debate the public will be willing to give a little attention to some of the lesser Intellectual lights , such as Sir Henry Irving and a host of Imported and home talent , which has been content to sit In the shadow of the two giants. When prize lighting becomes more profitable than most of the learned pro fessions we may expect an Increased activity In the field of pugilism. If the prize Is only big enough no trouble will be encountered to find men willing to pummel each other for cash consid erations. CouvliiL-liiur Proof , Washington Star. Susan B. Anthony will soon bo SO years of age. This Is convincing proof that the ballot Is not absolutely necessary to enable a woman to reach a happy and respected old age. \Vlir.l Joubert .VfcilH. St. I ouls Republic. If Joubert had thought to prevail on Cap tain Chadwlck to write one of those terrify ing letters to General White ho might have walked Into LadjHmlth without such a great sacrifice of men and ammunition. Food for llio Million * . New York World. The latest estimate of this year's Ameri can corn crop is 2,000,000,000 bushels. This alone would glvo nearly four and a half pounds of food per day for a year to everyone ono of our 70,000,000 people , men , women and children , while the utmost need of an adull la for three pounds a day. Jrr c > y' Cireat llniil. Philadelphia Record. The thrifty commonwealth of New Jersey , which deals wholesale In corporate fran chises of every sort , has found the business extremely profitable within the past year , The state's fiscal year closes with the month of October , and the treasury balance now Is over half a million more than Ir.st year , when It stood at $1,001,621. During twelve months past the Incorporation fees paid to the elate have footed up $758,000 , or more than $600,000 In excess of similar receipts during 1898. The breeding ground and eafo harbor of trusts has done a smashing busi ness during the season of corporate expan sion. .Ipnrt-rlittlon of Ilc'rulnui , Springfield Republican. One of the lew memories of the terrible Windsor hotel flro In New York City worth cherishing is the heroism o ! Warren flulon , the long-time elevator man , who kept at his work of trying to save the guests until he was himself cut off from escape In the ele vator and burned to de ith. flulon left a mother , sUter and helpless brother. Happily those appreciative of Gulon'a faithfulness have" not been forgetful of those whom he fcupported. The New York Evening Post took hold of the matter and contributions enough were secured to buy a houise for the family In the borough of nronx , This was built for two families , so that a part of U can be rented and this Income will go far toward supporting the Quloni. rnoii H VM'S units. A sin for the pulpit Is ntao a sin Cor the fCff. fCff.Tho uorst schism In church Is fflls criticism. A man with nn aim 111 so.n bo a nnn with a nnme. , The bet things ore not always In the beaten trncks. Ju tlco Is not made lor the law , but the law for jUMIc ? . Only toy boats ore disturbed by orery wavelet of change. The promise of faith are better than the paintings ot fancy. What some people are seeking Is tcnsa- lion , rather than tnlvntlon. Advert'slng ' other people's faults Is a kind of advertising thnt does not ray- The mau who cannot put the steam on Iho brakes as well ns on the drivers will have trouble. The well of salvation which Is turned Insldo out for display -will not hold many refreshing droughts. nnwcY's LAST is.vaAut2Mi3.vr. Detroit Kree I'rcss : You may marry when ready , Dowcy. 1'hlladclphla Ledger : The congratulations of the whole country will be showered upon the fortunate seaman and his fiancee. Uoston Olobo : The people who have pre sented the admiral with a house will feel llko congratulating him upon hl good for tune In so soon fiiidltlg on angel to adorn It. Washington Star : A great many people , whllo they have been too polite to say 80 , felt all along that Admiral Dewey's new house was too extensive an affair to bo merely utilized as backer quarters. Kansas City Star : Havlug been presented with a fine home , nothing could bo more proper than for Admiral Dewey to secure a wlfo to preeldo over It. Dewey's strong point Is his gcod common cense nnd his talent for doing the right thing nt the right time. Philadelphia Hccord : Admiral Dewcy has not delayed In securing n mistress for his splendid new manslbn in Washington and his choice has been endorecd on every hand as fortunate and felicitous. Well , here's to the admiral and his bride-elect ; may they live long nnd prosper ! ; Chicago Times-Herald : The house of Dewey In Washington will be a "homo" Indeed. Here's to the bride-elect , the chcoen companion of the brave , gentle , modest , peerless Dewey , loved and idolized by the American people as one of the greatest naval heroes In history. St. Louis Republic : "I liave secured the promise of one of the most charmiug little women In the world to become Mrs. Dewey , " ho announced to his friends the other day. Thla Is the best of good news. The country congratulates Dewoy. It felicitates the future Mrs. Dewey. It feels sure that the admiral and his wife will make a regular story book finish "And then they were married and lived happily ever after. " Chicago News : Admiral Dewey has sur rendered unconditionally and the grim old sea dog'a conqueror Is a pretty woman who weighs only about 130 pounds. ItIs safe to say that the admiral was far more nervous when he proposed than he was on the morn- ng when ho sailed Into Manila bay and that le was happier when the ordeal' was over than when Montojo's flag came down. The jest wishes of the whole nation will go out , o Admiral and Mrs. Dewey. Chicago Tribune : The American people will rlso as one man and lovingly and en- : huslastlcally congratulate the admiral. He ias chosen wisely and well. The future Mrs. Dewey Is a handsome , wealthy and ac complished woman. She has wit as well as wealth , brains aa well as beauty. A woman with whom Speaker Reed would condescend ; o talk of affairs of svato Is no ordinary per son. She Is at the top of the social ladder. This will explain to the admiral's friends why he wished so largo a house and so well equipped nn establishment. In every way she Is reported to be a fine specimen ot American womanhood , just as the admiral Is a , fine specimen of American manhood. It is meet nnd fitting' , therefore , that they should oe united In marriage and the whole American people gives its consent. Every American woman will congratulate Mrs. Hazen upon the man to whom she has sur rendered. Every American man will con gratulate Admiral Dewey upon the gracious woman whom ho has won. And every lover will rejoice that the two have been friends for many years. 1'EIISONAL A.VD OTHEnWISFJ. Those Missouri mules have already been heard from In South Africa. Lord Rosebory , recently elected president of tbo Edinburgh university , is 52 years of age. age.Admiral Admiral Dewey Is setting a new fashion In Washington. He sends flowers to his fiancco every day. Boss Crokcr avers that a woman cannot Influence a man In politics. That accounts for the boss persisting in his evil ways. Strange to say , there Is not much rejoicing In London over the fact that portions of the British army have already Invaded the Transvaal capital. Ono commendable result of the peculiar enforcement of the flag law In Chicago la that much of the loud paper of local theaters has been toned down or covered with plain white. An nmnteur sleight-of-hand performer In New York essayed tha Herrmann 'trick of making a target of himself for a rifleman. Ha wasn't smooth enough to change real far bogus bullets , Now the doctors are searchIng - Ing for them In his stomach. Preparations are eoon to be made for the removal to Arlington cemetery ct tbo dead from the battleship Maine , ho wore burled in Cristobal Colon cemetery In Havana. The reinterment will probsb'y bo mads In January or February next , In the presence of tbo president and hli cabinet , Ladysmlth , the town upon which the eyes of the world ore now -turned , gets Its pretty nanio from Lady Smith , the v-lfs of Sir Harry Smith , who ycaro ago was a prominent British ofllctal In South Africa. Hnrrlamitb , a town Just over the boundary In the Orange Kreo State , was likewise named for Sir Harry. Slnco the disappearance of levoral profes sional fixers from Chicago , juries .of that town have rendered nstonluhlng verdicts. A boy who haj both legs cut off by a trolley car was awarJol $21.000 ; u woman was given a. verdict for $1200 far Injuries received by the car start ng whlla oho was attempting to alight. A St. Loula woman had her wits about her when a stranger presented a note from her husband calling for $2 , A letter from hubby Is such a rarity that the better half Is justi fied In viewing It with suspicion , That wan the way the St. Louis woman felt. And her suspicions proved correct. The letter was a forgery and the forger was arrested. Fortifying rr < i | > rrlty. Philadelphia North American , It Is not to be suppohed that the present flood of prosperity will run forever. Such tides have always had their ebbs and sooner or later we shall probably be stranded ou another stretch of bard tlmtu. Hut It seems reasonably certain that the turn will not como soon , Wo arc not living from hand to mouth now ; we can look ahead nnd we seem to bo eolldly fortified against anything like a business collapse for over a year to come , I'ri'tty Fnlr atari. Chicago News , JDo.m Paul can now bcnst one of the largest collections of BritUh officers ever seen In captivity. IVUITK'S TIlAlTOItOt'.X MI'MI * . Detroit Journal' The mule U not prettj to look at and he Is a trifle fhy alonR thu line of n numerous posterity , but when U comes to war he Is there ulth nit four fe U or If he Is not thcro the war Is lame from the ttaru Cleveland Plnln Denier : A stampeding tnulo train lo hartlcr < o turn ihnn a cavalry charge. N'o doubt th-fc clopln ? male ! yanked the heavy guns Into the Uoer Inajc.- on the sullopA"1 General WMtf > 's only hope must bo that they will later on Inko It Into their stubborn ho'di t ) Btsmp.ile back ngnln. St. I'nul Pioneer Press : Whether John 13ull will niu a clnlm for dan-aisoi nsalcfi Brother Jounthan for thus Mtlng nM anil comfort to the Uocrs remains to bo seen. But our sellers of mules had bettor be ready with their explanations and apolcslw If they would not lose John Bull' * patroniRS. And Britons will lonru , from this InclJenl , to bewnrc not only of "tho bear that walks llko a mixn , " but of the mule that klckcth up Us heels and runneth llko a zebra. Chicago Tribune : Ocncrnl White injs the whole blame for his misfortune upon the stampeding of the mules which carried the ammunition lor the unfortunate regiments. Anybody acquainted with the ways of mulea knows tholr liability to stampede wken frightened , though why thcso particular animals should hnvo gene sttalghtway and delivered themselves to the Bocre Is not al together clenr. Perhaps they were Ameri can mules. If so It is easy to understand what happened. They sympnthUcxl with Oem Paul. Though General White's expla nation is productive of smiles , he probably prefers to bear the laughter of the unsym pathetic world If the delinquent mules can only bo made to carry the heavy responsi bility for the disaster. DOMliSTIO I'l.KASAVrillUS. Chicago Record : "Our engagement Is off "What's the matter now ? " "I gave her a bolt buckle with my pho- tocrniih on It mid she uses It to fasten her doir's collar. " Judge : She Henry , dearest , I liavo at last discovered that I love you. He Ah , you have heard , then , that my uncle lins died and left mo J3.UOO ? She Sir , after that remark vm must Dart forever ! 1 heard It vu s titty. Somervlllo Journal : When a woman calli her husband up by telephone , without his knowing who shu Is , she Is alwavs sur prised to SPO how politely he addresses her at Mrst. Detroit Journal : The old blue laws for bade a irmn to kiss his wife of a Sunday , but In our time the average wife Is able to got herself kissed by her husband any day In the week , without the aid ot such special legislation. Detroit Journal : "If you see. a woman with a line complexion you may bo pretty sum she It cood-naturod. " "Well , why shouldn't she be ? " Ohio State Journal : Mrs. Nabor And so the doctor ordered you to give your hut- band whisky for his rheumatism. Does It seem to do him any coed ? Mrs. Nextdoor John pays It does him loti of good , but I notice the pains como on. him more frequently than ever. Jeweler's Weekly : Mrs. Matchmaker What reason liavo you for thlnktntr Mr. Rich's Intentions are serious ? Miss Matchmaker He Introduced the sub ject of rings last evening and argued forc ibly in favor of a small but very pura diamond. Detroit Free Press : "What makes you think little Mrs. Jones has such dcllshtfui manners ? " "Because I know she hates the very sight of me , yet I never call there thnt she doesn't make mo believe she Is charmed with the privilege of cntertaln- Injr me. " THE niVBR CHARLES. T. When last , Iho splder-llko red sun Had webbed the west with gold. And In the meshes tt had spun The clouds entangled , had begun To crimson ono liy ono And flush each fleecy fold. II. I lingered on the storied bridge That vaults the river Charles , \ And watched the rising \vater edge t Trip with the tide along the ledge Or drag- Its dank sea-sedge 1 And sea-weed o'er Its marls. 3 . III. Old Boston , populous and vast Gay on the southern side , L Its buildings In the current glassed. ' Distorted by each wave that passed j From ocean inward fast ; The courier of the tide. IV. The long low flats ot Cambridge swept Far out within the west : Those flats that wove In fame have slept ) i Where wooers of the muse have wept 9 And with soft tread have stepped , f Bccause > ho loved them best. V. On them the splendors sea-ward blown In mists of colors fell. " Killing- the dreary fens of lone Embittered water nnd gray stone. With crimson dories , thrown From heaven's crusted Hhell. VI. And away the embittered stream Shrunk slow along a hill , Whose templed crown beneath the gleam Grew beautiful OK things wo dream , Ethereal with seam And rent of tree top. " still. \ JOE KGAN , Harvard. Consider Something more than the appearance of a suit. It's disposition to retain that appearance is worth finding out. A $10 suit that looks good a week , t , is dearer than a $15.00 suit that looks good for a month. Lasting goodness is our stronghold we have lasting goodness in all our suits , at either $ JO , $ J2,50 and $ J5 , or atJ8 , $20 or $25. > f- The style , I quality and shape , ' is there there to stay we warrant them that way. rrr