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THE O rAHA DAILY BETS : 8177DAV , AI'GUST G , 1SJW. Y.J DROLLERIES OF DONEGAL. A Series of Irish Folk Stories By Sciimns Mncmnnus. JACK AND TIIK KING WHO WAS A GKNTLKMAN. Author ( "Through the Turf Smoke , " "The Le dn' ! Road to Donegal. " ( Copyright , ISM , bf the S. S. McClure Co. ) It Is much to b regretted that the Bum- madlcr was not A millionaire , for In that cape at the Boclt money would run like the rain at Iinmas. of course , with a Mp.idy and assured Income ot two pounds five shllllngn and sixpence per quarter , ho was rich enough to < bo generous but , alas , not rich enough to bo lavish. Thnro wan no other employer of labor at I ho Hecht to whom the youngsters would Rive their services with the alacrity they ever showed when the Uummadlcr had a cart of flr to take in or rushes to bear home from the 'bottoms to thatch his cabin. And , awaiting their promised pennies , they , In course of time , got to know pay day and to Ions for it with all the greedy caRcrneso of the thirstiest old pensioner In the land. lut. ) In consideration of pay day being Rllll far In the future , Corney was frequently Importuned by his mercenaries to ac knowledge their drafts and pay Interest thereon In the shape of a good exciting utory of the klng's-and-quc ( 's ago. Which demands that ho might stave off a run on the bank the fiummadler was fain to con cede. For the wldow'o Pat these talcs had f Ms a thrilling Interest and on the occasion of one , Boated In his usual slostog In the cor ner , ho followed with such n breathless ex citement as held not ovc the youngsters themselves. Well , children , -wanst upon a time -when JRS | was awlno there was a poor -wlddy woman lived all alone with her wan son Jack In n wco hut of n house that on a dark night ye might alslly walk over It by mistake , not knowln * at all , at nil It was there , barrln' yo'd happen to strike yer too agin It. An' Jack an' his mother lived for Ice an' long , as happy as hard times would allow them , In this wee hut of n house , Jack strlvln * to am a llttlo support for them both by workln' out , an * doln' wco turns back an * forrld to the neighbors. I3ut there was ono wlntuer an' times come to JOOK black enough for them nothln' to do , an' .less to ate , an * clothe themselves as best they might ; an' the wlnther were on , gettln' harder nn * harder , till at length when Jack got out of his 'hod ' on a morntn * an' axed hli mother to make ready the drop of stir about for their llttlo < brakwus as usual "iMusha , Jack , nmlilc , " mys his mother , says uho , "tho mall-chlst thanks bo to the Lord Is empty a Paddy Kuadh's donkey that used to ate Ills brakwus at supper time. It Btod out long an' well , tint It's empty at last , Jack , an' no sign of how we're goln * to got It tilled again only wo trust In the good Lord that nlver yet dlsarted the widow an' the orphan he'll not eco us wantln' , Jack. " "Tho Lord helps them that help them- Bolves , mother , " says Jack hack again to her. "Thruo for yo , Jack , " Bays she , "but I don't sco how we're goln" to help ourselves. " "Ho's a mortlal dead mule out an' out that hasn't a kick In him , " says Jack. "An1 , mother , with the help of Providence not comparln' the Christian to the brute baste I have a. kick in mo yet , if you thought ye could only manage to sthrlvo along the best way you could for a week , or maybe two weeks , till I get back again off a little journey I'd llko to undertake. " "An * may I make bold to axe , Jack , " says his mother to him , "whero would ye be nftlicr makln' the llttlo journey to ? " "You may that , then , mother , " says Jack. "It's this. You know the king of Munsther Is a great jlntlcman entirely. It's put on htm , no's so jlnttemanly , that ho was nlver yet known to make use of a wrong or a dlsrespcctablo word. An' ha prides himself on it so much that he has sent word over all the known alrth that he'll give bis beautiful daughter the loveliest picture In all JIunsthor , an' maybe In all Ireland , if we'd say it an' her weight in goold to any man that In three trials will make him ( the king ) use the unrespoctful word , an' say 'Ye'ro a liar ! ' But every man that tries him , an' fills , loses his head. All sorts nn' descriptions of people , from prences an' pcern down to bagmen an' beggars , have como from all parts of the known world THE KINO'S DAUGHTER LISTENED TO JACK'S DELUDHEIUN SPEECH. to thry for the great prize , an' all of them \\p \ to this has failed , an' by consequence lort their heads. Hut , mother dear , " says Juck , "whcro's the use In a head to a man if ho can't get mall for It to ate ? So I'm ' fortune only nxln' your goln' ' to thry mo , bllssln' nn' Clod's blUsln' to help me on ' the way. " "Why , Jack , a thalsge , " Bays his mother , "lie a dongorsomo task ; hut as you re mark , whoro'a the good of a head when yo can't get mall to put In It ? So , I glvo yo my bllssln' . an' night , noon an' mornln' I'll bo praylu' for yo to prosper. " An' Jack sot out , with his heart na light nn his stomach , an' hla pocket as light as thorn both together ; but a man'll not travel far 1n ould Irelan1 ( thanKn bo to God ) on the bare-footed etomach ns we'll call It or It'll be hU own fault If ho docs ; an' Jack didn't want for plenty of first-class altln' an' dhrlnkln' lashln'a an' lavln's , an' pres- nln' him to more. An' In this way he thraveled away before him for flvo loag dayH till ho corned to the king of Munsthor's cattle. An' when ho wua corned there he rattled on the gate , an' out como the king. "Well , me mnn , " says the king , "what might bo your business hercV" "I'm come , your kingship , " says Jack , mighty polite , an' pullln his forelock , bo rnlfion his poor ould mother had alwfts li.Etliruotxl ( him In the hclghth of good brcedln' "I'm como here , your H'yal High- nefs , " says Jack , "to thry for ycr daugh ter. " "Hum , " says the king. "Mo good young man , " saya .he , "don't yo think It a poor thing to lose yer head ? " "If I lose It , " Bays Jack , "sure one con- Kolatlon'll bo that I'll lose It In a glorious cause. " "An * who do ye think would be llstenln' to this same deludhcrtn' speech of Jack's , from over the wall , but the king's beautiful daughter herself. She took an eyeful out of Jack , an' rlg'ht well plalsed she was with his appearance , for "Fnthcr , " says she at onco. "hasn't the boy ns good a right to get a chance another ? What's his head to you ? Let the boy In1 ays she. An' auro enough , without another word , the king took Jnck within the gates an' hamlln' him over to the sarvlnln tould him to be well looked afthcr an' cared for till mornln' . Next mornln' the king took Jack with him an' fetched him out into the yard. "Now , then , Jack , " says he , "we're goin' to begin. We'll drop Into the stables hero sn' I'll glvo you your first chance. " So ho took Jack Into the atablcs an' showed him eomo iwondherful iblg horses , tha likes of which poor Jack never saw before , an' every ono of which was the height of the side wall of the castle an' could otep over the castle -walls , which wcro twcnty- flvo feet high , without stralnln' themselves. "Them's purty big horses. Jack , " says the king. "I don't suppows ever yo saw as big or as wonderful as thlm In yer life. " "Oh , they're purty iblg , Indeed , " Bays Jack , takln' It as cool as If there was nnthln * whatsomever astonlshln' to him about them. "They're purty big , Indeed , " THE KING SHOWED JACK SOME WOND ERPUL BIO HORSES. eays Jack , "for this counthry. But at homo with us in Donegal we'd only count them llttlo nags , shootablo for the young women to drive In pony carriages. " "What ? " says the king , "do you mane to toll mo yo foavo seen iblgger In Donegal ? " "Bigger ? " says Jack. "Phew ! Blood alive , ycr kingship , I seen horses in my father's staiblo that could etcp over your horses without thrlppln' . My father owned one WE horse the greatest , I believe , in the world again. " "What was ho like ? " says the king. "Well , yer highness , " says Jack , "it's qulto beyond mo to toll ye what he was like. But I know when we wanted to mount It could only be done by means of a step- laddhor , with nlno hundred an' ninety steps to It , every step a mlle high , an' you had to Jump seven mllea oft the topmost step to get to 'bis back. iHo ate nine ton of turnips , nine ton of oats , an' nine ton of hay in the day , an' it took ninety-nine men In the daytime , an * ninety-nine others In the night time , carrying his feeds to him ; an' when ho wanted a. drink the nlncty-nlno men had to lead him to a lough that was nine miles long , nlno miles broad , an' nlno miles deep , an' ho used to drink It dry at every drink , " saya Jack , an' then ho looked at the king , expoctln' he'd surely have to make a liar out of htm for that. But the king only smiled at Jack , an' eays he , "Jack , that was a wonderful horse en tirely , an' no mistake. " Then ho took Jack with him out Into the garden for his second trial , an' showed him a bcc-skep , the elzo of the biggest rick of hay over Jack had seen ; an' every bee In the skep was the slzo of a thrush , an * the quccny boo as l > lg as a jackdaw. "Jack , " says the "king " , says he , "Isn't them wondherful faces ? I'll warrant ye , yo never saw anythln' like them ? " " ' mlddlln' mlddlln * fairish " "Oh , they're , says Jack "for this counthry. But they're nothln1 at all to the bees wo have In Done gal. If one of our bcca was flyln' across the fields , " says Jack , "and ono of your bees happened to como In Us way , an' fall Into our bee's eye , our bee would fly to the skop , an * ax another bco to take the mote out of his eye. " "Do you tell me so , Jack ? " says the king. "You must have great monsthers of bees. " "Monsthers , " saya Jack. "Ah , yer high ness , tnonsthera is no name for some of them. I remlnvbcr , " Bays Jack , says he , "a mighty great breed of bees mo father owned. They were that big that when my father's now castle < was a-bulldln' ( In the Htcddln' of the old one , which ho consalved to bo too small for a man of his mains ) , the workram closed in the roof , an' It was found there was a bco Inside , an' the hall door not bcln' wide enough , they had to toss the sldo wal to lot It out Then the queony bee ah , she was a woudUerful baste entirely , " says Jack. "When ever she -went out to take the air she used to overturn all the ditches and hedges In the country ; the wind of her wings tossed houses an' castles ; she used to swallow whole ( lower gardens ; an' one day she flow against a ridge of mountain 1,900 feet high an' knocked a pleco out from top to bottom an' it's called Harnesmore Gap to this day. This queony bee -was a great trouble an * annoyance to my father , ncoln' all the harm BEER ARGUMENT THE DRINKING. In strength , purity and flavor TH&5TAR 'KttR' j , eloquent and convincing. The people's favorite wherever It gee * . ItiSiB ur.iurf Latest Awards-lnUrnatlonal Exposition , 1898. VALBLATZ BREWING COMILWAUKEEU.SA. OMAHA BRANCH 1412 DOUGLAS STREET. Telephone 1081. ho done the naybours round about ; an' once she took It in her head to fly over to Englan * an' she created nuch mischief An * dlsolatlon there thnt the king of EnRlan' wrote over to my father If ho didn't como Immaldlatcly nn' take his quceny bco that was wrackln * an * runnln' all afore her he'd come over himself at the head of all his army an' wlpo my father off the face ot the earth. So my father ordhcred mo to mount our wondherful big horse that I tould yo about , an * that could go nineteen mlle nt every step , an' go over to Knglan' an' bring homo our quccny bco. An * I mounted tha horse an * started , an * when I come as far an the sea I had to cross to get over to Knglan * . I put the horse's two fore feet Into my hat , an' in that way ho thranhod the sea dry all the way across an * landed mo safely. When I como to the king of Englnn * ho had to supply mo with 999,000 men and 09,000 miles of chains an * ropes to catch the quecny bee an' bind her. It took us nlno years to catch her , nine more to tlo her an' nlno years an' 0,000,000 of mm to drag her home , an' the king of Knglan' was a beggar afther from that day till the day of his death. Now , what do you think of that bee ? " says Jack , thlnkln * he had the king this time sure enough , Dut the king was a cuter ono thun Jack took him for , an * he only limited again , an' says he : "Well , Jack , that waa a wondherful great queeny bco entirely. " Next , for poor Jack's third an' last chance , the king took him to tftow him a nondhcr- ful Held of beans ho had , with every bean stalk fifteen feet high an * every bean the nlzo ot a goose' * egg. "Well , Jack , " Bays the king , eays he , "I'll engage ye never saw more wondher- ful bean-stalks than them ? " "Is It them ? " says Jack. "Arrah , man , yer klnpshlp , " snya he , "they may bo very good for this counthry ; but sure we'd throw them out ot the ground for useless afthcr-shcots In Donegal. I mind ono bean stalk In partlcklcr , that my father had for a show an' a cur'oslty , that ho used to ehow as a great wondhor entirely to strangers. It stood on nlncty-nlno acres of ground , It was nlno hundred miles high , an' every leaf covered nlno acres. It fed nlno thousand horses , nlno thousand mules , an' nlno thou sand jackasses for nineteen years. He used to send nine thousand harvestmcn up thu etalk In spring to cut and gather off the soft branches at the top. They used to cut these oft when they'd reach up as far as them ( which was always In the harvest time ) , an' throw them down an' nine hun dred an' ninety-nine horses an' carts wcro kept busy for nlno months cartln' the stuff away. Then the harvestmen always reached down to the foot of the etalk at Christmas again. " "Falx. Jack , ' the " says king , "it was a wondhorful bean-stalk entirely. " "You might say that , " says Jack , trying to make the most of it. for ho was now on hla last leg. "You might say that , " says he. 'Why , I mind ono year I went up the stalk with the harvestmen , an' when I was 9,000 mllea up , doesn't I mU > s my 'foot , an' down I come. I fell Xeot foremost , an * sunk up to my chin In a whlnstone rock that was at the foot. There I was in a quandhary but I was not long ruminatln' till I hauled out my knife , an' cut off my head , an' sent It homo to look for help. I watched after my head , as it went away , an' lo an' behold ye , afore it had gone half a mlle I saw a fox eot on it , an' begin to worry it. 'By this an' by that , ' says I to myself , 'but this is too bad. ' An I Jumped out an' away as hard as I could run , to the assistance of my head. An' when I come up , I lifted my foot an' glvo the lox three kicks , an' knocked three kings out of him every ono of them a nicer an' a better jlntlcmen than you. " "Yo'ro a liar , an' a natarnal wan , " saya tbo king. "More power to ye , " says aJck , glvln' three buck leaps clean Into the air , "an it's proud I am to get you to confess It ; for I have won yer daughter. " illight enough the king had to glvo up to Jack the daughter an' be the same token , from the first 'time ' she clapped her two eyes on Jack she wasn't the girl to gainsay him an' her weight In goold. An' they were both of them , married , an' had such a weddin' as surpassed all the weddln'B ever was hecrd ten of afore or since in that counthry or in this. An' Jack lost no time In sendln' for his poor ould mother , an' neither herself nor Ja k over after know what It was to be In want. An * may you an' I never know that panic , natther. SOMI : M.uivisi.ou.s MI.MH.US. Quarlr. In AVIilcli < inn llulililn linn Ileen In Motion Severn ! Million Yeurn. Dr. A. A. Jullen of Columbia college has In bis possession two or three of the most wonderful minerals In the world. Ono ot them Is a pleco of quartz which ho picked up near Columbia , N. II. This iblt of quartz is transparent and has a llttlo cavity In ita center filled with liquid , In which a bubble of gas keeps jumping about from sldo to eide. The bubble Is very smalf and can bs seen only under the microscope. It Is about ono micron ; that Is , 1-25,000 Inch in diameter , and It dashes from wall to wall of the cavity in restless motion , llko a monad trying to escape. Now , this motion must have continued during tbo ages which have elapsed elnco the consolidation of the granite. In other words , the little bubble was enclobed In the quartz several million years ago , when all rocks were In a molten state and the earth was in process of forma tion. tion.Tho The bubble has been jumping about over since , unable , against the strong material of the quartz , to discharge its pent-up energy. Probably , Irora this fact , it has kept In motion longer and moved a greater distance , back and forth , than any other substance on earth. The cavity In which It moves Is about double Us size , so that the bubble travels about 1-25,000 inch at every Jump , and It moves Irregularly several times each second. If It has been moving thus but twice a second for 'but 1,000,000 , years it must have traveled 1,400,000 miles. Of course tbo bubble baa been jumping about for more than 1,000,000 years If theestlmatesof the geologists are correct. It Is claimed that by measur ing the relationship of tbo vorumo of the i bubble and the liquid , nn estimate CAn bo made ot the temperature of the quartz when It was first hardening out ot 1(8 ( molten Plate , The liquid In the llttlo cavity Is probably a saturated solution of common salt , and the gas Is carbon dioxide * Dr. Jullen ha * another pleco ot quartz , found In North Carolina , which has n cavity hoi ill 11 K liquid nnd a bubble which In re markable because the bubble can bo made to appear and disappear at the will ot Its i owner. All ho baa to do is to brealho ' hard upon It , when It will disappear. It la the heat of his breath which causes the liquid lo expand and till up the space ordi narily occupied by the nlr bubble. Of "JACK , " SAYS TUB KINO. "ISN'T THEM WONDERFUL IJEES ? " course , any gentle heat will cause the change , but when vo reflect that the bub ble , like Its fellow mentioned above ( this one docs not jump about ) , has been In cx- Istauce for millions ot years , the potency of the human breath. In causing the change sceniB much nioro Inspiring. Dr. Jullen has still an other gas bubble , this ono enclosed In a pleco of white topaz from Mlnas Oeracs , Brazil , which under the microscope chows some wonderful ef fects. The cavity IB tubular and the sides or walls nro parallel to the prismatic faces of the costal. The liquid In the cavity Is a qulto strong brine , with still another colorless liquid ( liquid carbon dioxide ) oc cupying a central position. Look ing through ' . : ic microscope you may see the first cavity , then the denser brine near the ends , with Infinitesimal salt cubes floating In It , then In the center the liquid carbon dioxide with the air bubble in the middle of It. The curves ot demarcation which show up be tween the colorless and the non-ocforless liquid arc very beautful. It IB really ono liquid floating wltbln another liquid and an air bubble In the center of all. The air bubble always floats near the upper surface of the cavity , whichever way the mineral is held , so that the piece of topaz la a natural spirit-level wtolch has been In existence since before man first came on earth. Dr. Jullen hae also many specimens of what might be called phantom organic mln- eialH. That Is , minerals containing Internal markings which seem to show traces of or ganic forms. They resemble plants In most cases , but they are purely crjstalllne In structure. HOW TIIDY EXDUIIB GREAT HEAT. Men Working : nt Furnncm SnlTer nt 118 DcKrcea Than Ordinary Folkn. How the men employed In iron foundries , steamship .boiler . rooms , blast furnaces and other torrid places stand the terrible heat Is a mystery to all but the initiated. In the melting room of the United States mint at Philadelphia the thermometer usually Indicates IOC desrecs , in gas works 118 de crees and In blast furnaces about 115 de grees , whllo In steamships the firemen some times have to cnduro 140 decrees of heat. In all these places the men wear very little clothing , and undoubtedly suffer from the exposure , 'but ' not so much as a person might suppose. The explanation of this fact is that these men are not reached by the humidity. They are working in places where the artificial heat Is ao Intense as to drive out the humid ity and 118 degrees of heat In a pure dry air Is not felt so much as a mixture of 90 degrees of heat and SO per cent of hu midity that tells on people and sorely tries their vitality. The humidity Is the moisture in the air. When it is very Intense It prevents the perspiration from passing out through the pores of the skin , and its pressure on the I LIFTED MY FOOT AND GAVE THE FOX THREE KICKS. flesh is very exhausting and the confine ment of the perspiration exceedingly un healthy. Although people do not know it , they would ho cooler while ulttlnc besldo a red-hot stove than they would bo in the street on any hot mld summer day. TIIIJ SOHKOWIMJI , THI3IS. It CJriMVH In I'orulu mill Illnonm Only IIIlKllt. . There Is a tree in I'crsla to which the name "Tho Sorrowful Tree" Is given. Per haps because It blossoms only in the even ing. ing.When When the first star appears In the heav ens the first bud of the Sorrowful Tree opens , and as the shades of night advance and the stars thickly stud the sky tbo buds continue gradually opening until the whole tree looks llko one Immense white flower. On the approach of dawn , when tbo bril liancy of the stars gradually fades in the light of day , the Sorrowful Tree closes its flowers , and ere the sun is fully risen not a single blossom is visible , A sheet of flower-dust , as white as snow , covers Ibo ground around tbo foot of tbo tree , which seems bllgbtod and withered during the day , while , however. It Is actively preparing for the next nocturnal festival. The fragrance of tbo blossoms Is llko that of the evening primrose. If tbo tree is cut down close to the roots a new plant shoots up and attains maturity In an Incredibly short time. In the vicinity of this singular tree there usually grows another , which Is almost an AESCULAPIUS , IN 0 , C , 292 , ASTOUNDED THE WORLD BY CURING DISEASE WITH MEDICINES , ROME TERMED HIM THE GOD OF THE HEALING ART , Prof. Wcltmcr of Nevada , Mo. , the Great Magnetic Healer of This Age , Astounds the World by His Remarkable Cures Without the Aid of Drugs or the Surgeon's Knife. THE MEDICAL PROFESSION IN AN UPROAR-THE SECRET OF THIS METHOD REVEALED TO ALL , The phenomenal cures made by Prof , S. A. Weltnor of Nevada , CMo. , have been BO astounding1 and wonderful ns to attnrct tlie attention of scientists and physicians throughout the world. An eminent physi cian who hns won the esteem of the medi cal profession by his history of Aescula pius , the heallnp pod , known in D. C. i92 ! , says : "While it Is true that wo are told that Aesculapius became so efficient in , the healing art that he actually succeeded BO far as to restore the dead to life , and In this way offended Pluto who complained to Jove of the Innovation and Jove slew Aes culapius by a flash of lightning- , still In making1 my researches up to the present day , T can say without hesitation , that Prof. S. A. Wcltmer , the great Nevada , SIo. , Magnetic Healer , 'has done more for science and hum'anlty ' than did Aesculapius , for this wonderful man. hns followed the precept of the Living Christ. In this I do not me'an ' ito too sacrilegious , but to em phasize 'my statement toy saying that the Nevada ( Mo. ) great scientist Is following In the path made 0 > y Him who was born at Bethlehem and healing1 ( without drugs or the surgeon's knife. Again Prof. S. A. Weltmer Is imoro penerous to humanity than -wfes Aesculapius , for the latter had a few followers , known as the. Ascleplades , who wcro bound by an oath not to divulge the secret of the healing art , while nny- one placing themselves In communication with Prof. S. A. Weltmer can receive in exact counterpart of the Sorrowful Tree , but less beautiful , and strange to say , It blooms only In the daytime. Buy It and try it If you want a delicious wine with a beautiful bouquet Cook's Im perial Extra Dry Champagne. rilATTTE OF Til 13 YOUNGSTERS. "Now , Bobby , If you arc not unreasonable you can choose your own birthday present. " "Well , pa , I don't want much : I jes' want a soda fount'n , an' a new wheel , an1 a cash register. " Little Clarence Papa , what's a friend In need ? Papa A man around the corner who hol lers "flro" when a fellow can't think of any good excuse for leaving homo after dinner. Mother You are a very naughty llttlo girl ! Little Girl ( after some thought ) Aren't you glad I wasn't twins , mummy ? "What's the matter , little boy ? " said the kindly old lady. "I jest lost threepence , " replied the little boy. crying bitterly. "Well , here Is threepence more for you ; so don't cry. How did you lone It ? " "I lost It at pitch and toss ! " Max and Edith were playing with a new flag. "Papa says there'll bo a new star In " gravely eald 4-year-old the flag pretty soon , Max. "Where'Il they got It ? " asked his little cousin. "Out of the sky , " answered Max. "I s'pose the United States can have 'em any time she wants 'em. " . "When I grow up , " said Ethel , with a dreamy , Imaginative look , "I'm going to l > o a school teacher. " "Well I'm going to bo a mamma and have six children , " said Edna , "Well , when they come to school to me I'm ' going 'to ' whip 'em , whip 'cm , whip cm , " "You mean thing ! " exclaimed Kdna , as the tears came Into her eyes. "What have my poor children over done to you ? " lleiniirUnhle IK'HiMH1. Mrs. Michael Curtain. Plalnfleld , 111. , makes the statement that she caucht cold , which settled on her luncs ; she was treated for a month by her family physician , but grew worse. Ho told her Bho was a hopeless victim of consumption and that no medicine could cure her. Her druggist suggested Dr. King's New Discovery for Consumption ; she bought a bottle and to her delight found herself benefited from first dose. She con tinued Its use and after takinc six bottles found herself sound and well : now docs her own housework , and Is as well as she ever was , Free trial bottles of this Great Dis covery at Kubn & Co.'s druc store. Only CO cents and $1.00 ; every bottle guaranteed. ntruetlons from him , for he Is most anxious to teach his art to others that the great method , of which ho Is the founder , may live and continue to brinjr the mulcted , to health nnd happiness even after he 1ms passed to the great majority. Thousands of testimonials from worthy people in every walk of lit o arc In possession of the Ameri can School of Magnetic Healing of Ne vada , Mo. , and itho seeming miracles per formed by this great "dentist are ho won derful ifhalt they would be doubted by. the. Bkeptloal ones If the proofs were -uot.-Bt > " positive. A few Instances of which. wo mention : U" * * * Hon. Press Irons , maj or of Nevada , was allllcted with kidney nnd bladder troubles for ten years and could find no relief in Mio usual remedies. In ono week he was com pletely restored by Prof. Weltmer. Mr. John , S. Small , Colfax , 111. , was deaf In his left oar for seven years ; could not hear a watch tick when placed against his ear. Was permanently cured In three- days by Prof. Weltxner. Mr. L. W. llalnw , a wealthy lumberman of Hurnbcak , Tenn. , suffered constantly with kidney trouble for twenty years , also with constipation and proslatlo troubles. Exhausted the best medical skill , but no relief. He fortunately heard of Prof. Weltmer , and was boon re stored to perfect health , and'now says this treatment ivBl cure anybody. Jlrg. M. E. Hawkins , Loulsburtr , Kan. , was aflllcted twenty years with prolapsus and enlarge ment of the womb , indigestion and peti > et- ual headache. Tried everything that offered relief and Rave up In despair. Heard of Prof. Weltmer , itook Ills treatment ono week and waa permanently restored to Ihealth. Prof. Weltmer also possesses the re- WHEN OTHERS PAli. . . .CONSULT. . . Searlcs . Scarlcs OMAHA , NEB. Specialists In Nervous , Chronic & Private Diseases I if Men and Women , Wo guarantee to cure all casrn curable of CatarihAH IMscusciof tlir.Kosc , ThroiitChrft , Stomach , linn els anl'lAnr ; Hudroccle , V'irJ- loccle , Swliilis , Uoiwnhuca , Nervous Debility ti Middle Aued and Old Men. Rlnml anri Qkin Diwas'n , Sores , Spots , DIOOU ana OKin Plmplm , Scrofula , Til- morn , Tetter , Ecsema , and lilood Polsqn , tllor ouelily cleansed from the system ; also Woali > tics1) of Organs , Inflammation , Ruptures , piles , Vistula , etc. etc.Throat , LntifTR , Liver , Iy papsU and all bowel and stomach trnulik I orllno ( < Iven careful and special attention LuUIub for all their man/ ailments , WRITE your troubles , If out of the city , Thousands cured at home by correspondence , Or , Searlcs & . Scarles. 119 S. 14th St. , Omaha. Magnet Pile Killer CURES PILES. ASIC OR WRITK : Andrew Klewlt , Oma ha , Neb.j Albert Hranuon. Council liluffH , la. ; R. IJ. McCoy , Denver , Cole , ; K. W. Uen- non , Tallapoona , On. , M T Alow , Chicago' ' , AmoH L. Jackman. Omaha , Neb , : J O. Kaslcy. Dumont , Colo. , Frank Hall. Dav < l City , Web , ; James D.ivln. Omaha , Ncb.1 A. Ring. Princeton , 111 , Pearson Beaty , Fairfax - fax , Ohio. For ealo at drucglstH. SI.OO Per Box , Guaranteed. $5.00 A MONTH. DR. McCREW , SPECIALIST , TfMli til Forms of DISEASES AND DISORDERS OF MEN ONLY. 22 Yelri Experience. 12 YtanlnOmaha. . KI.KCTIUCITT add .IlltUICil , Treatment " " con.blued.Varicocele. Stricture , Sjrpbllisr < oisof Vigor and Vitality , ntllKSOrUBANTKH ) . Charcei low. IIOMK rilKATHKNT. Jieok , Consultation and Cxam. ( nation Free. Hours,8 a , in. teD ; 7U)8n ni. Sunday. 9 to 12 PO. Iox766. ) Office , N. K. Cor , Utli and Kara a in Streets , OM All A , NEU , tn .rknWo n'nl r to tare IKV < I < nt rt dl& tin t juul I'tuiuitvuit Im-e IK II re 'ored in RtJw.r ff City. tot.Ureck Imlng M ffw < t niiny 5 Mrs with stinmneh hvir s n1 ktn- rtr d troubles , TrUM cvrrj Munjr wlt'iom re lief J-'iil'v ' ro.itorcU by Professor \\eltmrr Ah tmt Method. IMr * . .Minnie Porter , Texarkann , TPX wn < nnilctMl for right rcn months with kidney ami other dtoense * . inl for twelve * inottlhn unnblo to B out of her bciL Wna cxpcotffd to tllo nt anv time , i'ormnncrrtly cured for 1'rofessfir Woltmor's Absent 'Method , nnd has gwlnoO sixty-live jlninds. Mrs. Uivlso DtMloy. Harry , III. , "Uttered , for thirty years with neuralgia ud atom- lu-h troubles. NoUilnir Mil morphluo wottltl relieve her. Wnimnentt.v enrol In a fnw. weeks by 'the Absent Metlvod of TroMnicnt. 'Mrs ' . M. A. ilpvnult , Dellnnco , O , was nt- fllctcil live years with dropsy , stomach njul kidney troubl'r' ' . Could sot no relief from inedlonl polenrcV s fully restored by Ataonl Treatment In ton dnrtt. .Mrs. M. tM. Walker. VoiW. . Va , suf fered with eciiemn. Indigestion nnd ( eniiilt ) trouble" . Dozens of doctors failed to RV ! any relief. Shn was permanently restored by Professor Weltntcr's Absent Method In two months. Mrs. Jennie If , Unch , I/akovle\v , iMo. , wua for two ynira alllloted with uloer.it ion ot the womb , ihe.irt nnd ptomaoh trouble * and ironoral debility ; was reduced 1o > t morfl skeleton. After -tnkliiK Kallont Of obnoxlou * niedlrines without relief , Rho tried the Wclt mcr Absent Treatment , In Icsa than Uilrtp days she was entirely reMoved and fifteen pounds. Prof. S. A. Wcltmer's AbMent Treatment Is , Indeed , the oemuitlon of the ( IRC , nnd on ticcount of It ho can be beneficial to all oliiHspH ol' pco ] > le , for neither distance op condition makes any difference to him. Tha Weltmer method never dlaippolnts. It can bo positively stated to these unabla to RY > to Nevada , Mo. , that this method will rctich , and Rive relief , no matter where they live , , no matter what their ullllctlon. By writing Prof. S. A. Weltmer , Nevada , Mo. , you will receive free ot clmrKO -in-pagu Illustrated magazine and 1'l.st ' of testimonials uf men nnd women who owe their good health , In fact their very life , to the Weltmer method:1 titao much information on this science ot healing1. TUB AVHI.'IMIKH MI''l'llOI ) TAUGHT TO 0'1'i I I US. r. This Nolilc I'rofcHNlnii linn Already HroiiKlit Fnmo ami Kortuiic to .Mniiy of UN Stiiilriilw. Prof. S. A. Weltmer , the originator otj this murvclonn method , will tench the art tnl others how to cure every known disease * ! Without the aid of drugn or the mtrKCoii'ttf knlfo. Any ono whoi desires can learn this noble profession. Any ono who learns can , practlco It. Ho linn abundantly proven this | by the largo number who have been iiv-v structcd. by hhn and who nrc In the actlvaS practlco of iheulliig by tills method. lie wilUS teach you In ton days either by mall orM peraonal Instructions ; through whlcW wealth and fame can bo earned. 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