18 THE OMAHA DAILY BEE : SUNDAY , OCTOBER 9 , 1898 , Tim OMAHA SUND\Y BEE * E. IIOSEWATEU. Editor. PUBLISHED EVEIIY MORNING. TERMS OP SUBSCRIPTION : Daliy Bco ( Without Sunday ) , Ono Year.$6.0 < ) pally Boa ana Sunday , Ono Year S.OO Blx Months 4.W Three Months 2M Bunday Bee , Ono Year. . . . . . . . . . . 2.00 Saturday Bco One Year 1-SO Weekly Bee , Ono Year W OFFICES. Omaha : The Bco Building. „ South Omaha : Slncer Block , Corner N and Twrnty-fourth directs. Council Blurts : 10 Pearl Street. Chicago onice : C02 Chamber of Com merce. New York : Temple Court. ' Washington : 601 Fourteenth Street. CORRESPONDENCE. All communications rclatlnc to newa and editorial matter should bo addressed : To the Editor. Editor.BUSINESS LETTERS. All business letters and remittances nhoutd be addressed to The Bee I'ubllshlnK Company , Omaha. Draftn. checks , express and postofllco money orders to be made payable to the orclrr of thp company. THE BEE PUBLISHING COMPANY. STATEMENT OF CIRCULATION. Btato of Nebraska , Douglas County , fis : George B. Tzschuck , secretary of The Bee Publishing company , being duly sworn , says that the actual number of full and complete copies of The Dally , Morning , Evening and Sunday Bee , printed during the month of September , 183S , was as fol lows : 1 20,800 IB 25ai , 2 2ont2 : 17 25.7.11) 3 20,000 is ur.,110 4 20.22.- 19 2-iao , 20 JM.4H5 21 2i8 : ! ! ! " ! ! ! ! . ! . . - . 22 2.-ir.8S , 8 2 ,2)0 23 2lno ! ! ! " ! ! ! ! ! ! ! : ! it : x\ \ , 11 2.-v r 4 20. , 12 2-,0 " 27. 13 2r.irr 23. , 14 2.-M8 , 29. 16 23,1581 20. Total T ,107 Less returns and unsold copies. . . iu,4rit : Net total sale. ! 7fi"lt > l Net dally average 25,088 GEORGE B. TZSCHUCK. Sworn to before mo and subscribed In my presence this 30th day of September. 1S9S. N. P. FEIL , Notary Public. WELCOME TO THIS tlBtJ BUILDING. Tin visitor to Omnlia niiil the c iioHidon nlioiilil BO nivny without liiNiicctliiB The Ucc building , the laruent iicivn- Iiitper hulldliiK In America ! anil The Itco iicivNpniicr liluiit , conceded to bo the ilncnt between ChlcnKU nnil Snn FrnnclHOO. A cordial welcome IH extended tit nil. Now comes the peace jubilee ! All appearances Indicate that the In dian summer has set In. The good roads parliament has con cluded Its labors. The next thing1 we want Is the good roads. The most eventful week at the expo sition Is upon us and Omaha must show Itself equal to the occasion. Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown. But the dreams of King Ak- Sar-Beu are never disturbed. General Oreoley's approaching visit proves to he the stimulus which was needed to make the war balloon rise. The campaign in Nebraska will be very tame during the present week , but after its close It will be red hot up to election day. Now that the battleship Illinois has been duly launched , tie | docking of that battleship at the exposition may be come Huperlluous. Among the eighty-four American cities included in the clearing house record Omaha ranked fourteenth during the week Just closed. When the heroes of Santiago reach Omaha this week they will be able to appreciate that peace hath her victories ns much renowned as war. Omaha has entertained the peerless orator , Dr. Chauncey M. Depew , and may feel Justly proud of the praise he has bestowed upon Its enterprise. The Initiative and referendum will have to lay over a little while longer. Fortunately nobody will suffer serious loss or inconvenience by the delay. Uecousolldatlon.of of most of the lines formerly included In the Union Pacific system Is only a question of time. It Is bound to come , if not this year , some later year. Chicago's chief regret over the launch- lug of the battleship Illinois Is that the Insensate vessel did not know the differ ence between the contents of the bottle and the waves which washed Its sides. Another new railroad improvement which Omaha hopes for In the near future Is a double-track line between this city and Lincoln. The railroad that meets the emergency will make a great stroke of enterprise. It is to bo feared that the peace com missioners may llud themselves so com fortably li.rntcd at Paris that their anxiety to complete the treaty negotia tions and come homo may encounter several rough passages. The Indian uprising In Minnesota has disappointed the expectations of the en terprising Journalists whose staffs con sist exclusively of war correspondents and who were all ready to Issue war extras every ten minutes. When all these governors reach Omaha to attend the great peace Jubilee next week we may expect to hear the speech made by the governor of North Carolina to the governor of South Carolina re peated ou nearly every street corner. All six of the republican candidates for congress In Nebraska districts arc making active campaigns calculated tc gain rotes for themselves and the re publican ticket Nebraska could not do better than to send' solid republican dulesatlcm to the next congress. iiAM AXD REAL. The revolt ngalnst the old parlies which brought populism Into llfo ns an ] active factor In Nebraska politics was Inspired primarily by resentment ngalnst corporate domination of party machin ery , ngalnst caucus rule , ngalnst forced contributions from public olliclals and ngalnst machine methods generally. The original war cry of populism was Anti-monopoly , death to King Caucus and away with the corrupt lobby ! This political revolution was to be ac complished by the populists alone , be cause both the old parties were paid to be equally wedded to machine methods , equally under monopoly control and equally corrupt. To go Into partnership with democrats was just ns revolting to the genuine populist ns to go into part nership with railroad republicans. In less than live years the lust for the spoils of olllce overcame nil the principles of the populist leaders and the rank and file were led Into n permanent alliance with the democrats , through whom they soon became tainted with all the politi cal vices they had so vigorously con demned. The so-called reform forces have made reform n byword and a reproach. Their anti-monopoly platform pledges have .been shamelessly Ignored. Not only has there been no attempt made to re dress the grievances of the farmers through the exercise of the power of the state railroad commission , but the bogus reform commission has played Into the hands of the railroads and other public carriers at every turn. The § 0,000 n year paid as salaries to the secretaries is nn absolute waste and the reform forces have never taken the first step to abolish these expensive sinecures. The railroad assessments , denounced by the populists ns Iniquitous , have remained Just where they were before the reform forces took charge of the state house. In the meantime the reform state olil- clals are enjoying as the reward for their faithlessness to the people an un limited credit at the railroad free pass counter. King Caucus has not only not been dethroned , but never was he more in evidence and potential than he has been since the forces of sham reform have come into possession of executive and legislative branches of government. The republicans formerly caucused on the choice of legislative ofllccrs and United States senators , but even In these respects the edict of King Caucus was frequently overthrown. But the re formers have brought the Iron rule of the caucus to perfection. Not only were all o'lllccs parcelled out by caucus , but every piece of legislation , whether polit ical or otherwise , had its fate determined by caucus , with Its thimble-riggers and irresponsible secret combines. The .re form caucus docs not stop with legisla tion , but includes the division of petty executive appointments. Such reform certainly must disgust every honest man who revolts against the abridge ment of the individual freedom of the sovereign voter. The founders of the people's Independ ent party made as one of their primary reforms the widest freedom In the ex ercise of the suffrage. The Australian ballot was expressly designed to meet tills demand. The attempt to substitute the emblem ballot , with one mark for all candidates on each ticket , was se verely denounced by Governor Ilolnomb in Us last annual message. In this the governor voiced the sentiment of the great mass of honest voters , but the re form machine forced the enactment of the obnoxious ballot law , designed to promote trafllc In votes and discourage intelligent , independent voting. In stead of vetoing this bill the reform gov ernor allowed it to become a law. Such is reform under the sham reformers. As to the corrupt lobby which was to be abolished , there was little need of It , Inasmuch as the reform forces were steered through the well oiled tripartite machine lhat handled the reform mem bers and delivered caucus decrees by contract at satisfactory rates. SOMETHING ACCOMPLISHED. The American and Spanish peace com missioners have reached nn agreement regarding Cuba and Porto lllco , the American demands being conceded In all essential points. If these demands were confined to the terms of the protocol they are simply that Spain shall relinquish all claim of sovereignty over and title to Cuba , that Porto Ulco and other Spanish islands In the West Indies shall be ceded to the United States and that Cuba , Porto Hico nnd other Spanish Islands In the West Indies shall be Immediately evacuated. It was not expected that Spain would hesitate to acquiesce In these demands , the protocol having fully committed that government to their ac ceptance In the peace negotiations , but it was apprehended that Spain would ask some conditions or concessions that might complicate the situa tion. It would seem from the re port from Paris that none of the Incidental matters which it had been In timated might be submitted were prc- sentetl by the Spanish commissioners , a fact In some degree reassuring , since it suggests that if the Spanish government has at any time contemplated demandIng - Ing any concessions respecting the Cuban debt , Spain's property Interests In Cuba and other Incidental questions , It has been persuaded of the uselessuess of doing-BO. So far as the West Indies arc concerned , therefore , it appears safe to say that there Is to bo no hitch in the negotiations , for of course the agree ment reached by the commissioners wlJJ bo approved by the governments. What has been accomplished'in this di rection is , however , the simplest part of the work to be done. The paramount and vital question to be determined , the disposition of the Philippines , has not yet been touched upon. The position or the governments In regard to this Is known only to the cabinets nnd thu com. mlssloners. There Is still reason to be lieve , notwithstanding rumors and inti mations to the contrary , that the terri torial demand of the United States will not go beyond possession of the Island of Luzon. It is generally thought that General Mcrrltt will advise holding all the Philippines and. It Is conunpnly be.- , llcved that Admiral Dowry concurs In this view , but If such Is the fact It docs not necessarily follow that their opinion will change the purpose already deter mined upon nt Washington. Great def erence Is certainly duo to the Judgment of these distinguished commanders , but It Is to be remembered that they are most apt to consider the matter almost wholly from the military point of view , minimizing the political , economic nud other considerations which It Is most im portant to give attention to. The presi dent , on the other hand , Is presumed to bo Influenced chiefly , or altogether , by the latter considerations , determining the course to be pursued with reference to possible complications , the cost of garrisoning nnd governing the new pos sessions nnd the dilllcultles that may be encountered in managing an alien pee ple. In regard to the attitude of Spain , it is to be expected that any demand of the United States beyond simply a naval station will be opposed. Spain would probably as soon give up all the Philip pines ns part with the most Important Island of the group , Luzon. Hence if our government proposes to retain pos session of that island , ns Is highly prob- nble , Spain will undoubtedly protest with all possible vigor. It will be futile , of course , If the United States shall insist , because Spain cannot back up its protest , but it will operate to pro long negotiations and may win for Spain additional sympathy in Europe. The agreement regarding Cuba and Porto Ilico is a step toward the consum mation sought , but it is really only a short step. Much remains to be done before the peace negotiations arc con cluded. REVENUE REVISION. It Is probable that congress will be called upon very early In the coming ses sion to consider the question of revenue revision. It is pointed out that the re dundant revenues which are piling up in the treasury make the consideration of the revenue problem n pressing duty. The treasury now has a balance of about § 310,000,000 nnd would have still more but for the anticipations of interest not yet due and the voluntary redemption of miniatured bonds. The secretary of the treasury has been compelled to adopt the policy of relieving the money nvir- kct by transferring more than a quar ter of the cash balance Into the banks , but this Is n potlcy that cannot be indefinitely continued. It Is expected that there will be a strong disposition to increase expenditures , especially for military nud naval purposes , but even these expenditures will probably leave a , surplus to be gotten rid of by reve nue reforms. Undoubtedly it will bo proposed in congress to lop off some of the provisions of the new revenue law and It will have a strong public sup port. There are features of the law which unquestionably can be dis pensed with advantageously to the busi ness public and this should be done. The law is distinctively a war measure and while It may be expedient to re tain In effect portions of It , those In terests upon which it bears hardest should be given relief as soon as possi ble. The matter Is one for careful delib eration , but It Is plain that revenue re vision has become Inperative. DANOEllS < JF I Prof. MacDonald of Bowdolu college - lego forcefully presents in the current number of the Forum some of the dan gers of a policy of imperialism on the part of the United States. One serious danger of such a policy , he declares , Is In the likelihood of pressure from our new acquisitions for admission to the union as states. To admit them , sooner or later , Is to follow a long line of prece dents ; to debar them is to adopt a wholly new theory of national policy. Under a policy of imperialism of terri torial acquisition wo must choose be tween glviug new possessions statehood and governing them as colonies , the lat ter a course which might be fraught with grave menace to our whole consti tutional system. Closely connected , says Prof. MacDonald - Donald , with the danger of forced ad mission of detached states is the danger of the abandonment , or , nt least , the modification of our belief in universal suffrage. One of the strongest nrguments against the admission as a state of such a dependency as Hawaii Involves a de nial of universal suffrage as a measure of universal application. Wo shrink from entrusting political control to dark- skinned Hawaiian's of uncertain pedi gree and problematic civilization. How true this is Is shown in the fact that it is seriously proposed to require a property qualification for the exercise of the suffrage In Hawaii , fixing the amount at such a figure ns would leave perhaps nine-tenths of the people dis franchised. Any attempt , says Prof. MncDonald , to deal with the people of our new possessions on terms less liberal than we have thus far accorded to the lowest elements In our own cosmopoli tan population can hardly be construed otherwise than ns a withdrawal from our present advanced position , or oper ate otherwise than as an argument In favor of n restriction of the suffrage In certain states of the union , particularly in the south , nnd as u check ou democratic progress the world over. Universal suf frage for continental Americans , how'- over ignorant nnd degraded , and re stricted suffrage for Huwaiiau Ameri cans nnd others , would be a combina tion whose reactionary effect might well bo feared. Can there be a reasonable doubt of this ? What a spectacle this republic would present to the world in denying universal suffrage to one portion tion of Its people while giving it to an other portion. Nothing can be more certain than that under such n policy the cardinal principles of our political system would in time be lost to millions of our own people. Here Is n danger which thoughtful men nnd particularly the common people should most seri ously consider. Prof. MacDouald urges that an Im perial policy is a costly policy and he has most substantial ground for this assertion In the experience of every na tion thatlias adopted that pgHpy. He justly regards the financial cost of Im perialism as a danger , not so much be cause of the Increased burden It will lay upon the people , ns because of Its pos sible Influence upon the national tem per. The question Is not whether we nro nblo to pay , which Is perhaps not to be doubted , but whether it is worth while to pay. Unless added taxation can bo offset by enlarged opportunities for capital and labor and the tangible evidences of material prosperity still in crease among us , the possession of is lands in the Atlantic or Pacific , or coal- lug stations In the Philippines or the Lndrones , may well come to seem too dearly bought. Prof. MncDonald presents most con vincing arguments against a policy of Imperialism , which merit the careful at tention of every citizen. He says In conclusion : "Imperial dominion nud Imperial influence , dissociated from the sordid elements nttcndlug them , arc fas cinating objects of national ambition ; but they would be indeed dearly bought if their price were the sacrlllce of any of the things which thus far have made us great. " DO EXPOSITIONS. PAT1 In the early stages of the Transmls- slsslppl Imposition many men In this community and not a few Influential newspapers throughout the country ex pressed doubt that expositions could be fairly adjudged beneficial to cities pro jecting them. These cities nt home and nbroad were not slow to assert a belief that the financial success of the Omaha Exposition was highly problematical. Their opinions were based upon the ex perience of Chicago , Atlanta nnd Nash ville. Nobody could gainsay the extraordinary .success of the Co lumbian fair in an artistic sense but the financial distress which followed in its wake was cited as an example of the Ill-effects of expositions upon cities standing as sponsors for such undertakings. Atlanta was cited ns a partial failure , while the success of the Nashville fair was open to some question. The projectors of the Transmlssissippl Exposition discounted all these predic tions of disaster and forged ahead. They knew that the stressful conditions following the Columbian fair were In no sense attributable to that exposition , but rather to foolhardy speculators who operated in real estate and in the building - ing of toplieavy structures in the city to an extent out of all proportion to pos sible demands and in spite of the dic tates of sound business principles. They argued further that business conditions in Chicago would have been much more direful but for the benefits directly traceable to the World's Fair. The opin ion prevailed hero ( lint success or fail ure nt Atlanta or Nashville could have no bearing ou the destiny of the Trans- mlsslsslppl Exposition. Time has justified the sanguine ex pectations of the men who bore the burdens - dons of financiering nnd promot ing the exposition and its phe nomenal success In the face of an International war and other serious obstacles has not only caused a radical revision of opinion among local croakers , but It has compelled recogni tion at the hands of the press all over the United States , which now frankly concedes the Transmlssissippl Exposition to be , just what its projectors contended , .an enterprise second only to the World's Fair. The effect upon the conn- try at largo Is simply amazing. The promoters of the Pnuamcrican exposi tion at Buffalo , it is said , will revise that project in view of the success scored by the Omaha affair , while St. Louis is now earnestly discussing n celebration of the centenary of the Lou isiana purchase for the year 190I5. There Is no longer room for question as to the benefits Omaha and the Trans- mlssisslppl country are enjoying by rea son of the exposition. The city has been by It lifted to a higher plane in the es timation of the world , for a Oily which can prove Itself equal to a task of such magnitude is entitled to and will receive encomiums of merit that must continue to be of Inestimable value to it for years to come. AMERICAN SINGEllS IN PARIS. The disposition on the part of Ameri cans to ape everything foreign has long been the pet subject of writers and cari caturists. There Is no accounting for fads. It has been pointed out by way of criticism , whether true or no , that the Chicago swell young man has his raiment made In New York , the New York swell patronizes a London tailor and the London swell cannot be fitted anywhere save In Paris. Be this as it may , the fact remains that In the study of music it Is still deemed of vital Im portance that a girl be sent nbroad to complete or finish her musical educa tion. And this action Is not based on the assumption that we have not com petent Instructors in this country , but rather upon some ill-defined idea of n certain prominence to be gained by study In n foreign land. One who is high authority on the sub ject of music study in Paris for Ameri can girls recently declared It was a great mistake for these girls to expect that they will become successful public singers there. The managers , composers and the public demand that roles shall bo filled by native nrtlsts Composers must please the public and the public has signified in no uncertain way a dislike of foreigners generally , nnd It Is stated this dislike Is especially di rected ngalnst Americans. In any case , whether this feeling exists or not , then- are hundreds of girls who have aban doned wholesome home lives , involved themselves nnd their friends In large ex- pcijse in order to take n thorough musi cal course In Paris ; "they werp stlro to secure a very remunerative position after graduation , but not one In n thou sand has over gotten back any portion of the money ospeudod on their musical education. Thcio wan n time , som < % years ago , when American girls achieved success as debutantes nbroad , but hon est observers say this Is all changed. A debut for nn American is now possible oulv in London or Paris , and this cunneo Js growing more dlin.cuUevery year. Some bitter disappointments nwalt these who Imagine they can get "all the comforts of a home" In French families. If'such n place Is found It Is an excep tion and should not bo taken ns a guide. Teachers' fees are as high as they are at home , § 0 being the charge for half hour lessons , nud the cost of living Is equally dear. It often happens that two or three plucky girls , who nrc thoroughly In earnest regarding econ omy , will club together , take n small flat nnd try to live that Bohemian life about which so much charming gush has been written , but which Is In reality very comfortless. Not one of the students would put up with similar ac commodations in America and It would bo unbearable there were it not for youth nnd determination. It would ap pear from the latest reports on the sub ject that the average 'American girl , after having been finished ns a singer In Paris , has but few chances and oppor tunities for getting placed In any paying position there. In the race for commercial supremacy Omaha continues to forge ahead. Last week's clearing house report Is n record- breaker. When a city of Omaha's popu lation can show § 7,500,000 In six days' bank clearings Its right to rank among the lending business centers Is estab lished. Ex-Mayor A. Oakley Hall of New York , the last of the prominent Tam many chiefs who were overthrown with Boss Tweed , Is dead. His career was variegated by tips and downs in both political and literary worlds , In which he played all kinds of roles. The United States , has several times set a wonderful example to the world of a great nation resuming the arts of peace after the triumphs of war without unnecessary'delay and without friction worth mentioning , and It Is now setting another such example. Men of the Eniit. St , Louts Republic. These mandarins with three tails who some time ago were cracking Jokes about LI Hung Chang and his yellow Jacket are now sleeping in the woods. A Safe 1'rophccy. Nor/ York Tribune. About the safest prophecy that has been made for many a day Is that of a London firm to the effect that Cuba is about to enter upon a career of great prosperity. Fitted to Tnltc a llniul. Chlcaco Times-Herald. If Agulnaldo's fitness for American citi zenship Is determined hy his facility for putting up a new bluff each day ho may bo regarded as already thoroughly American ized. Where Reform In Needed. Boston Globe. Wo hear frequently of this and that great man's being "gathered to his fathers , " but why Is not somebody occasionally gathered to his mothers , Just to break the monotony of the thing ? Squeezing the Water Out. Springfield Republican. Prom the highest prices of the year there has been a total shrinkage In the market value of sugar trust common stock of $13- 500,000 ; In tobacco trust common , of $7,650- 000 ; In Consolidated gas , of $13,231,250 ; and In linseed oil trust stock , of $3,396,600. And yet a lot of water is still left In the capital of these notoriously watered concerns. ExnmiMloii of the Syndicates. Milwaukee Wisconsin. A Boston syndicate makes the first move ment toward the thorough Americanization nt Cuban trade. It has arranged for the control of the fruit product of the entire eastern portion of the Island. Those who are waiting with trade schemes until Cuba Is perfectly tranquil win flnd when they step In that the live Yankee has stolen a march on them. A \olile Chnrity. St. Louis Republic. The chorus girl who has Just Inherited $3,000,000 should establish a homo for superannuated coryphees and prehistoric ond-men. In such a place the over-workei minstrel gag , the Elizabethan almanac Joke and the terpslchorcan relics of the stone ago might flourish Innocently until the per petrators arc gathered to their fathers. It would bo a. good and grand charity. Snd Kate or the old Itachclor. Plttsbure ; Dispatch. , Every almshouse In the land Is full of old bachelors , pale , moping men , who medi tate on childhood and Its memories of friends. If old ago comes with wealth then the bachelor realizes that the sweetest things of life cannot bo bought. Ills house Is not a home. These who wait on him work not for love , but for wages. Ho is like a traveler In a strange land , who wishes for a genuine resting place and someone to look at whom he loves. UTlLr/i\U ; CORNSTALKS. New Discovery of Itn Value ns a Com * iiicrelal Commodity. Indianapolis Journal. The Journal , a few days ago , noted the presence In this city of Prof. II. W. Wiley , chief chemist of the Department of Agricul ture at Washington , who was on his way to Rockford , 111 , , by direction of the depart ment , to Investigate and report upon a new process of manufacturing paper from the Rhlvo or outside of the cornstalk. Prof Wiley was expected to arrive In Rockford yesterday and the Indications are that he will be able to report the new process a complete success. It Is one of the most in teresting discoveries of recent years and bids fair to result In the establishment of an Important new Industry. Llko many other valuable discoveries It Is a sort of side result or sequence of other discoveries preceding It. The corncob has , for some years , been utilized for pipe purposes , and recently the pith of the cornstalk has been converted Into cellulose , which has become an Important component In the manufacture of modern battleships. This still left the smooth and shiny outside of the cornstalk unutilized , and this It Is which Is now con verted Into paper. The rapid accumulation of corn shtves , or the outer covering of stalks , deprived of their pith for the manu facture of cellulose , led to experiments wltlj the refuse , resulting In the discovery that It could be converted Into a flno quality of paper and superior cardboard , The patentees of the now process claim that It win make the ehlvo tbo moat valuable part of the stalk from a commercial standpoint , and they also claim that they will be able to control the discovery. "Of course the secret Is ours , " says the superintendent of the Rockford company , "and while It Is not such a secret after all , all I have to say IB that no corn- do this they Infringe on our patents , and , consequently , wo arc perfectly safe In sayIng - Ing that nobody else will ever make paper from shlves , " That remains to be seen. It also remains to bo seen what the ultimate effect on land will be of converting wheat .straw into boards and cornstalks Into cellu lose and paper , thus depriving the soil of na ture's erpat fertilizer. , Washington Post- The case of Chaplain Mclntyro should bo ft warning to other naval officers who have been tempted to lecture. St. Louis Republic : A colored Methodist recently adjured some youug preachers not to mix politics with their ministry. The last presidential campaign showed that sev eral whlto preachers would have profited by receiving and acting upon similar advice. St. Paul Pioneer Press : Sam Jones said In a sermon the other day that ho was afraid of "tho world , the devil and the democratic party. " Wo con understand why a man especially a clergyman should be afraid of the first two , but why anybody should quail before the democratic party Is a mystery. Indianapolis Journal : A Baltimore preacher is an earnest advocate of matri mony. In a recent sermon ho admitted that some men made awful mistakes , Socrates and John Wesley , for example , but declared that to bo unhappily married brought out the best In a man. Ho then advised every man who desired to achieve the highest results to ask God to help him and to go out and look for n helpmeet. The- obvious conclusion from this Is that a man who Is truly anxious to develop his character to the utmost should pray that he may cs- pouso a termagant. Most men , however , will probably prefer some other form of dis cipline. Philadelphia Press : Lay representation in the general conferences of the Methodist Episcopal church has won , from present Indications , although all the local confer ences have not voted on the subject. The vote at present stands 6,56-1 In favor to 1,327 against. Aa a three-fourths vote Is needed to carry the proposed amendment to the constitution there Is now over 600 majority In Us favor. All votes taken recently have been largely on the aye sfde. Most of the local conferences still to take action are In the west and If they vote as anticipated there will bo a largo majority In favor of tlio change and laymen will In future have equal representation with ministers In the governing body of the Methodist church. The chaugo can hardly fall to bo beneficial In its results. 1'EUSO.VAL AND OTHERWISE. For the next six weeks all the kicking will be done In foot ball squares. The rallying cry c-f the Knights of Ak- Sar-Ben for Tuesday night Is : "Wo all want to go ! Step high ! " Texas reports 103,000 more bachelors than maids. Yet there arc these who seek far away Isles to spread the benign Influences of civilization. The boasted brilliancy of New York City Is not what It Is pictured , though the real thing Is Improving. Central park has Just been brightened with gasoline lamps. A Wyandotte ( Kan. ) girl , whq recently caused the arrest of her pastor for kissing her , testified under oath that his kiss was "so cold that It made her sliivcr. " Epicures of Boston and Philadelphia have experienced a cruel shock. They have feasted on the common sparrow disguised as reed birds at the Quaker city and as canaries at the Hub. Following the popular fad of rubberneckIng - Ing comes a genius with a patent water proof oyster , pneumatic tired and war ranted to float. This will bo Joyful news to managers of charity fairs. -Air. McCoy's kicking machine should not bo retired after the first act. A large op portunity to put It to good use may bo had by communicating with the colonel of the Third Nebraska United States volunteers. Two brothers , partners In business , manage - ago the political Interests of the republl- ran and democratic parties In Morrow county , O. Great Is the Buckeye state. It Is Just as wen to have been born there as to arrive under a lucky star. A Kansas Solomon decrees that a gentle man who takes a lady to a theatre Is bound to take her homo , no matter If the girl was too sweet In her attentions to another fel low whllo her escort retired to chew a clove. The Judge's wig Is on straight. Indeed the escort ought to be thankful In getting off so easily. There Is balm for his wounded feelings In watching the other fellow hustle for the price of theatre tickets and Eiich. The Dally Times of Santiago , Cuba , has troubles of Its own and Is seriously handi capped In reaching for the cmlncnco of modern Journalism. Hero Is one of Us talcs of woo : "It seems to bo the object in life of some people to do as little work and get as much money 03 possible. This was the case yesterday when our printers ran In upon us the article , "Aro We Fools ? " which had ap peared In our Ibsue of the day previous. Our printers are all natives , which not only ac counts for the many typographical errors , especially In our English section , but for the fact that we have to bo constantly watching them. Some day a Yankee compositor will turn up In Santiago and then wo may hope to turn out a better paper. " TfOUODY CAUES. to GalvaiiUe a Dead Fntllc Attempt" IiHHtie. Minneapolis Journal. democratic conventions and The refusal of republican conventions In the sliver states attention to the money question to give any as cv denco commented upon tion has been of the waning Interest In the 16 to 1 theory. But that ) Isn't the only evidence of the pass ing of the silver craze. People arc pretty situation , so- well satisfied with the money , and you cannot got far as standards go attention to It's discussion , give them to any either In convention or anywhere else. of Nebraska , was Omaha , as the chief city the center of a good deal of the agitation of the money question In the last campaign , and Vho managers..of the Omaha exposition thought It would be a good thing , and , per haps , attract some people , to have a mone tary conference during the exposition at that city , and so , on the 13th , llth and 15th of September they arranged to have the leaders among the gold , sliver and paper money ad vocates present to discuss all phases of the question. And they did have quite a largo representation of such people. There were Congressman McCleary , Congressman HarU- man of Montana , ex-Secretary Morton of Nebraska , "Calamity" Weller of Iowa , Con gressman Bartlne , editor of the National Hlmefalllst ; ex-Senator Dullols of Idaho , Horace White , editor of the New York Even Ing Feat ; President \ \ 111 of the Kansas Agri cultural college , Boles of Iowa , Senator Allen of j\ebraska , Oiorgo Fred Williams of Bos ton and others scarcely less prominent. And yet , notwithstanding all this array of talent , and the facti that 20,000 people were on the exposition grounds , Adam Bede , who was there as a participant In the dis cussion , states that nt no tlmo were there moro than 200 people listening to I'he ' money debate. Tbo program contained a list of fifty-four speakers , most of whom were pres ent , and during ono of the most Interesting sessions on the silver day there were only nlnety-VhrcB auditors present. Accommoda tions had been provided for 1,000. Two years ago the accommodations would have been Insufficient to meet tbo demand. Today the man who wants to talk about the money question can get no hearers. Ilede , In his Budget , says : "Tho dally papers , morning and evening , contalntd'cx- tended reports , and yet the general public took no Interest whatever In the discussion. The meeting seemed likea gathering of Egyptian undertakers striving to Impart to the world their method of embalming the dead. The conference made a profound Im pression upon us , as funerals always do. " Perhaps It isn't ! so very strange , after all , that tbo democrats should bo digging In the soldiers' graves and hunting among the hos pital tents for a campaign Issue. There is nothing qulto eo dead as 16 to 1. JURISTS KHOM HAM'S ItOKN. " ' " " " " ' - ' The right needs no npology. Oratltudo Is the whet-stono of obedience. , t Many a pulpit has no dlvlno pulling power. ( Charity Is kindness flowing In a stream of benevolence. Thoro'a no reduction of "tho wages of eln" in hard times. About two-thirds of Infidel philosophy Is merely fool-osophy. Professional Infidelity docs less harm than ordinary unfnlthfurness. Prayer nnd thanksgiving In everything makes anxiety In nothing Some good resolutions nro like blank ' cartridges nothing conies out of them , . The gospel has not lost Its effect , but t Jl much of the so-called "effect" has lost the gospel , DOMEST1U I'Ml.VSAVrillES. Indianapolis Journal : "Isn't Mrs. Tnnx a stunning creatureV" "I presume she Is. Her husband Is par alyzed most of the tlmo. " Boston Transcript : Clnrlbcl They say ho Is worth hnlf 11 million ut the least ! Mat- lea How 1 should llko to bo his widow. 'Somcrvlllo Journal : When a man anil his wlfo BO together to select a now wall paper for the parlor they usually compromise on the paper that the wlfo selects. Brooklyn Llfo : Mrs. Younglove These women who \srlto nbotit "How Husbands Should bo Managed" do you BUPPOHO they mnniiKO their husbands any better than wo do ? Mrs. KUlers Do I 't Why , pshaw I child , don't you know they haven't any husbands ? Philadelphia Record : Nell Did you sco Mrs. Ncwrlch at the ball last night ? Belle Yea ; her pown wan awful , wasn't It ? Nell Frightful ; I understand ? ho was once a circus rlde . Belle Quito likely ; It was qulto a bareback performance last night. Detroit Frco Press : "Marie , I don't want you to tie nny more strings ou my linger. " "Why , John ? " "I wasted two whole hours this morning wondering what It was you wanted mo to remember. " Detroit Journal : Ho bent him low. "And may I print a kiss upon thy lips ? " ho whispered. "Manuscript kisses would bo awfully un interesting , " she fiiltered , for she was her self not without literary taste. Love , bear In mind , would hardly fly out of the window before the second or third Installment upon the furniture fell duo. Chicago Post : It was his sister speaking. "I can't Imagine , " she saM , "what you could possibly see In that girl you have en gaged yourself to. She doesn't dance or play tennis or golf or cards or the piano or take Interest In any form of recreation. " "That's Just It , " ho replied. "I'll have no \ possible chance to get Jealous of her. " 1 What She Heard. Chicago Tribune. Shrt put her ear to the keyhole , Hy motherly Instinct spurred. She listened long nnd patiently , And these are the words she heard : "Now , George , you dreadful creature , qultl Or I'll hit your ears u cuff ! You're miifsliif ? up my hair ! Besides , Your beard Is awfully rough ! " A SONG. Y Philander Johnson In Washington Star. There's a song passing sweet , and wo hear Its refrain In the wind ua It murmurs o'er fqrest- and It sounds' In the low , steady voice of the deep , Where the shore-ballled breakers Inces santly creep. It Is heard in the rain when Its fury Is done. And the drops fall llko jewels cast down by the sun , And the heart that was heavy re-echoes the lay Of hope and the future "Somo day some day. " And nothing can sllcnco Its message of cheer- It comes In the hour when erlm sorrow draws near ; ' And when gifts are bestowed by a gener ous fate It whispers of others , still fairer , that wait. The saKO at his book , nnd the serf at his plow , The prince nnd the knave with his syco phant bow , The hero In strife and tha child at Us Smllo and swell the sweet cadence "Somo day some day. " A is what you don't get of your own coat , but you've noticed others and observed with how little grace and style they hang. We take more pains with our Overcoats than most cloth iers do because we don't be lieve a mere rag with sleeves in it is what any well dressed gen tlemen wants or ought to have. $10.00 , $ J2.50J5,00 , $18.00 and ' $20.00 are our prices and in materials we have anyting you may want and we think we can fit any purse as well as we can fit any figure. "Every coat warranted. " Money back if not satisfied. SHI