DOSE LIFE OF THE CARLYLES Ecoolloctions of a Visit from the Noted Author's ' Wife. HER APPEARANCE AND PECULIARITIES lxllo JiIircTMlnrxn anil Self * slon I.iiiitcM of Memory r < -i Aliititnl AtTcTtloii of tlic Iti the summer of 1SC3 I had the pleasure of meeting Mrs. Cnrlylu at a fi ( end's liouso on tlio outskirts of London , invs a writer tn ltulcicn ) > lcnt Slio remained In charge of her house , ns vv is her unual custom , while her husband's library was In tlio hands of painters and decorator * . Times vvcro changed Mnce the early days when , In similar circumstances , she took refuge In her hack guidon from workmen , having put up tht-ro u ti-nt by" " tncnns of clothes-props , with u lltjlit carpet thrown over them. Hur fiypsy Initlmls failed her on this occasion , and the election tell to pieces upon her. Now thcro win a trusty housekeeper at Cheyne How , so all that wai Incumbent was nn occasional visit to note progress 'Mr. Carlylc was with his relatives In Scotland. Letters came from him cMry day , nnd they vu-ru nad with eagerness My place at the luncliron-tablu was always beside Mr ? . Car- 1) It1 and one day a letter from her husband being opened by her , I could not avoid sec- ing the llMt \ \ ordiMy own dearest " One of those Utters contained it small pattern of twtid eloth , which she showed me , sayIng - Ing "Hu wants my opinion of this , and to knov. . uUliiT I nilvlsi * him to have a suit made of It " Generally , she said , such mat ters weru entirely settled by her ; so much BO that when the tailors man came to trj on a frock ( oat , he ahsnjs auKeil for her derision. Turning to her ho would say "Should you like a velvet collar , madam ? " Unfoi Innately , long years of bad health Ii d left her vury much an Invalid It was on effort to walk iiuicli and her hands were weakened liv rheumatism , so that It was Impossible for her to make any return for th letteis dalb roc-elvH She was wofully thin , and the ( .harm of hir early days could only bo Imagined. Hut she- dressed In a rich , nil Int style , and bright glowing eyes lit up her face I never suv her enter a room without thinking that some gracious figure had stepped out of an old Spanish plrttire One could unckrstand why It had been said to Mr. Carlvlo that his wlfo was extravagant In dress , the more so that she vv > s known to employ a couct dressmaker. Ills reply was "My wife Is the most economical woman In London" On such Mihjcots hiiE'bamls ' are not alvays the best Judges , but we may give him the benefit of the doubt As It was difficult for her to ascend the stairs , I , then joung and active , was on the watch to save nor this trouble nnd to get for her anj thing she had for gotten In acknowledgment of these services she gave me her photograph when wo said goodby , kindly expressing the hope that should I ever become feeble like her , I might also find .1 willing helper This photo re calls her vividly , a delicate piece of rare lace being the charming substitute for a cap. A'MUSI.N'O ' STOUritS. "When speaking of her husband , Mrs Carlylc never nu'de UHO of his name , but only of the pronouns he and him and very amusing were some of the stories she told. "I like , " she said , "to give people presents anonymously that they may guess from whom they come ; once I gave h'm an um brella as a birthday gift , but ho Is so stupid that ho used It for a whole year without knowing who was tlio glvor. " A pathetic tale was told of a llttlo dog that fllmred their homo shortly otter their settlement In London. Ca.ljle seemed to hate this dog and was In the habit of showerIng - Ing abusive i-pittiets on It , b ? much so that every imleivor was made to keep It out of his sight In older to Insure Its having Fiifllcient cM'ictao the pvitn.un was In tlio habit of toklng It with him , by Its mistress' request , on his morning rounds One da > , alas' ' It vv-is inn over nnd was brought home tndly Inj'iroil amd ncur di-ith The sight of It thus hint affected Its master so deeply that he shut himself up In lil.s room for the lemalnder of the day. for , notwithstanding all awcrtloiw to the contrary , ho had dearlv loved the dog If farlylo could thus deceive his wlfo as to his feelings It was no wonder that ho deceived others nnd led them to see only the afTt'i atlon of Indifference that covers deep feeling as snow often covers the volcanic. Tills Is clwr-ictcrlstlc of his nation To botny one's Inmost emotions Is to a Scotsmen an unpardonable- and unmanly sign of wcThncss sn.N'smvn TO SOUNDS. Having sj long struggled to obtain quiet for her husbind , Mrs Curljle declared that she hail become as sensitive to sounds as ho was. Proof of this was not long lacking A terrier , belonging M our host , of a most piclfle and friendly nature. bcn > cned to baric ix little on the night of her arrival. Next morning she said she must return home for a night In order to recover from the effects of sleu > k > ssniM On her ruipnearunco the dog was banished to a safe distance during the remainder of tier visit HOT carriage came dally that she might call at Clioyno How On one occasion I accom panied her , and thus had an opportunity of seeing the Interior of the house. It had tlio coay , old-fashioned air , which is given by Scottish furnltiiro In middle-class TJng- llsh hoi'aes , everything seeming too largo for the goneril proportion. What struck mo incrtt was Mis Carlvlo's bedroom , on the third floor facing the Hont. On entering you eaw nothing but a largo four-post bed , with scarlet curtains. It had been made for a largo ro-nn with high celling , such DS nro common in Scotland , and it seemed lu dicrously out of place In this small , low- ocllod , London room , where thcro was barely space to walk round It. Fortunately a tiny dressing room opened off It , so one's mind was set nt rest as to the wpaco needful for comfort The brightest tlmo for , Mre. Carlyle's talk was dm ing dinner. Day after day she poured forth witty stories , most of which I have nlmost forgotten ; but In any case , It would lie desecration to attempt to icpeat almokt any of them The characteristics of living inun and women were often dashed off in n f ( > w pithy words , not without satirical touched fieorgo Henry Lowes was not one of her favorites , bait I noted with pleasure the way In which she epoko of the wonderful transformation effected l > ) the influence on him of tfoorgo Kllot. A LU'SH OP MEMORY. Ono of her experiences was when visiting A sliomr.akir'a fchop to make u purchase * , at the time when euiilalcd shoes wcro worn , llko thoip reprrsentcil In the original llluj- tratlocia of Ilcken ) The sandals were of black ribbon , uncut uitil the rihofa were worn b ) the purchaser at homo Mrs. Car- ) > lu tried on many shoos , and each tlmo that n tdioo proved unsuitably she uneon- eclousl ) slung it on her left aim lleini ; at luct suited and , having paid her bill elm left the shop , and had walked a llttlo nay when she heard a shout behind her Lee Ii Int ; r > ick ho saw the shopman running after hur. much exclttd. and Insisting on her returning the stolen ahow. Looking down slip nvv. to her surprise , a number of < < hoes dMigl'nig from her arm The man Indignant ! ) aiked her ramo and adJrfas Her astonishment was siuh tl.at her name was obliterated for the tlmo from her mem- or > and all she could recollect was her ma Id on name , "MUii Welsh" The humor In this tnl was enhanced to these who knew her from Its be tog BO much out of koep'a ; with her iwual nhrondnroi ard sclf-posaes- Blon. that cone could have predicted It of herHer Her death sceno. a joar later , when "Mr fillvoster , " as she named her coachman , during a drlu > , turned an 1 looked Into tno carrlasi > surprised nt receiving no orders ante to route and ww her flitting llfelcra , vvltn n pet dog on her knee , has often risen to my thoughts since that pleat-ant week In her eoclety My Btroivor't Impression wag of the deep mutual love ovMriitly eubftstlng between Mrs Carlyle ami her luiaband Kvery sub ject vi o dlsousiyj soe-iued to recall thoughts of him If the piano were opened ii'i Bong of the 'Miluo da > " VVIM ro'med to. or askfld for. If any literary man vvcro men * tlunod , his rptnlon of him won given , or a aa told allowing his relation to other men of note. I f U n * If listening to the lovo-talk of a youthful engaged couple , anil when , In Utter days , Froudo opened up a floodg&to of misunderstanding , I felt as- mired tliero was a radical misconception ol the true rtato of affair * . There might bo outsldo grumbling In the dally life of the chlldlrfli couple , but at heart there vvaa only love of the truest and deepest kind. It Is pleasant to find In one of Drowning1 ! ! letters this sentence "I dined with dear Carlyle and 'his ' wife ( catch me calling people 'dear * In a hurry , except In letter be ginnings ) ' yesterday. I don't know any pooplc llko them " IIUSTI.IMJ woitnv TIIHSC. Wlmt Some AVomoii Arr IloliKV In ( hi * AVrnt anil HoiidMi out. A woman Is building a railroad In Tuo- lumno county , California. She Is Mrs Annie Kline tllkcrt , and before she took to rail road building she was a protpector and miner , relates a correspondent of the Xcw York Sun. She discovered the Calico silver mines In San Hornardlno county nnd the 1'lno Illanco , the Ore Madrc and other gold properties In Tuoltimno county. In this latter region she owns a number of mining properties wl-lch her railroad will make valuable When she began operations many pcoplo said the road could not 1)0 ) built bc- cause the route lay through n rough , moun tainous country covered with forests. Mrs Hlkert let them talk while she hustled about , organized her company , set survey ors and engineers at work , and let her con tracts. Now the San Joaquln and Tuolumno railroad Is In actual process of construc tion. Mrs. Ilikert Is president of the com pany nnd Miss Maggie llrainerd is Its treasurer Kour of the six directors ore wo men. men.Mrs , Hlkert spends part of her tlmo In the offices of the road In San Kranclsco and part nt the sccno of operations. Mounted on her pony she rides down the line and super vises the work. "The road Is to bo nn Independent line , " shn snld , "and wo arc building It because wo believe that the people will patronize It , nrd that It will bn n paying Investment. I knew Tuolumno county must have a rail road , nnd I felt sure that If ono were built It would pay. I took n compass and a six- shooter and started on horseback over what I thought would be the best route for the road , and eventually made a preliminary survey from Summorsvllle to Stockton. No : there were no hardships In an > thing that I did. I have always been used to exploring I thn mountains. I have been engaged in mining for the last sixteen years , nnd I can ildo nnd shoot as well as most men. I suppose I am stronger phslcally nnd have \noto \ endurance than most men who have not lived outdoor lives I have been ac customed for the last twenty years to con ducting business enterprises Therefore you will understand that projecting and building n railroad did not look to mo as It would to a woman who had alwajs lived Indoors and busied herself with the so-called feminine occupations. And I see no reason why there should bo any more attention paid to this enterprise than there would be I if it w ere the w ork of men " 1 A femlnlno Jekyll and Hjde has been evolved by a business hoiwo in San franclsd , whose bookkeeper , a pretty and hard-working young woman , took to running about o' nights and spending money foolishly. Just as If she were a man She had worked for the same firm for several jears and pos- st > s ? d the entireconfldenco of Its members She was an expert bookkeeper and received a largr salary tftan Is usually raid to women accountants. She was devoted to her wark nu > arcntly. and was nlwa > s on hand In the morning , nrotrntly on time , fresh , bright , modest and oretty. She worked carefully and attentively nil day. Hut li some way the suspicions of her I employers were aroused and they sent out ' detectives , who found that , the model young | bookkeeper was leading a double life with such skill that her associates In neither side of It knew of her Identity In the other. All along the Tenderloin she was known , under another name , seveial names In fact , as n gay companion , who was always Jolly and ! had plenty of money to spend. She played I the races , mostly through an agent , and poured out money to back the horses of one of her race track associates. When the In evitable day of disclosure came she offered to make good any shortage there might been on the bcoks but did not deny or show regret for the raint-and-blnner sort of life she had been living Two young women named Kenway , wtoo llvo in Kllckltat county , Washington , have turned a neat bit of monej as the reward of t'av'ng ' buulnebs sense nnd being staunch i republicans When McKlnley was cle--te > l they rejoiced greatly , and , being sure tint a ! few months more would see a nrotoctlvo i tailff In operation and wool bringing high prices , they got together $1 810 and last ! f nrlng bought n band of sheet ) Then they hired i sheen herder and sent their flock off to t'.io hills to graze on free grass during the summer plannlns to sell their newly ac quired live stock before the winter should make necessary expensive care and feedlug As the summer waned they began to look about for purchasers. They made three separate sales , receiving for their ishcop a total of $7.480 Thty disposed of the last sheep before the cold and wet winter weather I began and netted on the whole enterprise [ Just $5.600 That Is. they trebled their money In n little more than six : monKis Which shows that the modern Bo-I'ecp Is a much wiser person that she was in Mother Goose's Mrs Jennie Wright of Redding. Cal , hna had a miner rcmarkabln oxnerlenco with matrimony She ha-s had five husbands and wan on the point of taking a sixth when she tx-camo convinced 1'iat ho did not love her for herself alone and she forthwith had him airesteJ for grand larceny Mrs. Wright Is still less than 40 jears of age. slight In figure , gocd looking and rorlghtly of manner Her first husband died soon after the wed- j ding , the socend ran nwiy with another woman , from the third she obtained n dlv rco on the ground of cruelty , the fourth got .mid of most of her oroperty and then absconded nnd the fifth dc. orled her ten days after marriage She thinks eho has been very unfortunate In the matter of husbands , but she has not lost faith In minkiiid nnd still thinks there arc better fish lu the sea ttian any she has yet caught A I/OR Angeles woman , alone and with no weapons but her tongue and her rockIng - Ing chair routed six men and n big cor poration to boot. An electric light com pany wanted to plant ono of Its poles In front of Mrs Multhauf's house , and Mrs Multhauf didn't want the polo there. SU stalwart men , employes of the lighting comvany , dus the hole directly In front of her house after she hod objected anl warned them away with all the vigor and force of which her tongue was capable When they had finished the hnle she ria-le another oiwlaught , sudden and unexpected , while they were preparing to put In the polo , and the men , taken aback , hesitated for a moment She took advantage of the bieach who had made nnd rushed to the front with two boards and a ro-klng chair She roofed the hole with boirds anl plun'ed herself thereon In the locker , and with folded hands calmly told the sl\ men that they didn't darn attack her. She was qiilto right. They didn't They h 1111,7 around at a discreet distance nearly th > > whole day while Mrs Multhauf fat and rocked and glared at them Finally they concluded to give It up Then they went meekly off and dug u hole on the other sldo of tlio street Mrs Multhauf watuhfd and rocked until the hole had been dug and the polo planted Then slit- picked up hen rocker and boarda and marched Into the house Ir. Tuehler of Alameda. Cal. , worsted t' , thief In brilliant style. Although she U a successful plDslclan , she Is still woma-i enough to carry her purse in her hand As she approached the railroad station. In Ala- nicd'i a man hurried past her and anatshoJ her purse. lr Tuchlcr did not cry "Stop thlof" nor scream , nor pick up her skirts nnd run after him. She doubled up her lists , gave one leap , and landed a blow o ( the fellow's J > iw that eent him sprawling on the sidewalk It was Just such a blow n.s thosKwith which the only Sullivan used to bring his rivals to the dual. The man was completely knocked out and so daze ! that ho looked as If lie did not Know what had happened to him Dr. Tuehler Is not a large woman ami does not pcsscsa more than vuual strength We are anxious to do a little goal In thld world and can think of no pleaginter or bet ter way to do H than by commending Ona Mlnuto Cough Cure aa a prcventatlve of pneu monia , consumption and other serious lung troublei that follow neglected colds. ASPHALT ON CITY STREETS Oity Engineer Bosewatcr Discusses the Problem at Length. HOW TO AVOID SOME BAD RESULTS Surface Crncklnfr Olitlnteil 1 > r nml ninntlc C < nimc lle- Ilnxo nnil Wcnrlnn Sur- Chcnpor nnd Hotter. The annual report of City Engineer Rosc- uatcr contains n most exhaustive discussion of asphalt paving. Ho najs 'MJy reference to tabular exhibits It will bo seen that asphalt pavements In Omaha at this date cover 2.1.73 miles , with an aggregate urea of 691,198 square yards. The condition of streets with wooden block pave ments , covering 19.G miles and an area of 487,4SS square yards , Is such that they will all requlro to be repa\ed within the next two or three years. It Is over eight ycua since the last of the wooden pavements wcro laid In the city , n period which covers the extreme llmlt'of durability of wooden pave ments under prevalent conditions In Omaha. Public sentiment favors the replacing of most of this pavement with asphalt , provid ing U will not bo too costly. The problem therefore , that we ore confronted with , Is how to securoan asphnlt pavement that will develop the best roadway with the least numbei of defects ; ono that will bo the most durable , and at the same time cost the least In my former reports I have cndivored to show that with proper precautions pavo- mcnls of equal quality can be developed with the use of numerous asphalts , such for In- stan"e ns are mined In California , Utah. Venezuela , the Island of Trinidad , and numerous other localities In nlmost every spotlon of the globe. With this object In view , and to preclude monopoly , the specifica tions for asphnlt pavements were revised In Omaha In 1S92 , to admit the use of asphalt In pavements regardless of the source , and s'neo 'tint tlmo other leading cities of the United States did likewise , eucli pavements being subject to stringent conditions of con struction and guaranties ns to maintenance. The tesult of this course on the parl of Omaha may bo seen by comparing the prices of asphalt pavements from l'S2 to the present date " \Vo now come to the question of overcom ing the characteristic defects developed In asphalt pavements , The first of these Is the tendency of the asphnlt surface to crack within from six months to a few years after construction From caioful obser-'atlona and a study of this subject for a period of years , I am led to believe that Independent of the Influences due to the preparation of the isphalt cement there are several leading causes which produce cracks. First , the tendency of concrete upon which most asphalts Inve been heretofore laid to shrink within the first six months Second , the contraction and expansion of the concrete ba c Incident to extremes of temperature Third , the uphenvlng Influences of retentive soils containing moisture caused by their expansion when exposed to freezing In fluences and upheaving , thereby cracking the concrete nnd with It the asphalt Itself. " SEARCH FOR A RDMEDY. Mr. Rosewater supports his contention by quoting from a paper by Oeorge R. Stracham , read before the Association of Municipal and Sanitary L'nglneers at Leicester , England , in 1887 , which details the results of exten sive observations In regard to it ho contrac tion and expansion of concrete. Continuing , 'Mr. ' Rose.vater sas : "This seems to be conclusive as to the In fluences of shrinkage and temperature ex pansion and contraction of concrete when Hid directly upon the nsphnlt as a bas From observations of asphalt pavements In Omaha. I'eorla. 111. , and Denver , within the past three years , I havp observed that pave ments Inld over retentive soils , such ns clay , develop numerous cracks In contrast with pavements similarly laid upon soils with gravel and sand , which possess the capacity of self-dralnago. For the above ren-sons the base of pavements for 1S97 was designed to avoid , or rather conteract , these Influences and develop on asphalt pnvemont In which the number of cracks would be minimized. In providing for the repavlng of streets formerly covered with wooden blocks upon a concrete foundation , to over come the Influence of sub-base moisture , the plans of pavements for 1897 provided for breaking up the old concrete for a width of nlno Inches along nnd adjoining the curb on each side of the street , nnd then , after excavating a HMlo below this concrete base , refilling the nine-inch space with the broken fragine-nts of the concrete. At each sewer Inlet holes were provided for In the cast ings so as to allow the ready escape of siib- dralnago water Into the sewer , nnd thereby keep the Immediate surface under the con crete comparatively dry. Tlio space be tween the top of the concrete ajid base of asphaltlc mixture was provided to be filled with broken strao or slag so as to admit perfect sub-dratnaro beneath the asphalt , and at the same time to prevent the concrete - crete when contracting or expanding from affecting the asphalt. Over the top of broken stone an asphaltlc concrete ono nnd one- half Inches In thickness was provided as a binder over which the asphalt proper Is laid , KFFnOT OF THC NEW PLAN. "In thfs arrangement of broken stone be tween the binder and the concrete , the nlr- volds , which are In the neighborhood of 40 per cent of the entire st-ace , will al o check , In a limited degree , the- effects of sudden extreme temperature changes Independent of the physical features , a very material advantage attained by the new plans was that by raising the surface with broken utono Instead of concrete , as provided In the former speclllcatlcm ? , n saving of cement iinl sand In the construction was effected In the CCTitrafts already entered Into under these plans this saving amounts to 13 SOO barrels of cement and 4COO cubic yards of sand , which In money represents over $18- 000. In this ono Item alone the city engi neer has naveil enough to pay over six years salary , or 30 per cent more than the entire expense of the engineering department for the whole ) ear. The asphalt pavement on Hirnam street between Twentieth and Thirty alxth streets has been completed en- tit ely upon ono side , and about two-thirds of It on the o'her chip. Within ono month after work was closed th'n pavement was exposed for a period of several weeks to cxtreirely cold wrather the thermometer be ing S degrees below zero when there was no srow on the pavement , and 15 to 18 degree's below zero when there was from four to six Inches of srow on the surface. A per sonal examination of thl j pavement after this exposure over the ontlro mile and a quarter of Its length on ono side , nnd nearly three- quarters of a mile on the other , failed to develop the pllghtcdt orack upon the sur face ard I am of the opinion that nhouM It reach 20 or 25 degrera below zero dur'ng the next two months It will compare favorably as to cracks with any asphalt heretofore laid One defective featureIn asphalt vavprnento especially notlceab'o In streets with car tiacks U the creeping of the asphalt Into wave-like forms , which seem to ba eau ed by the unbalanced traffic which Is contlcuoiujy hi ono dlrect'on ' on each respective side Tl Is < n more noticea ble where asphalt pavements hive been laid with EOft mixture to avoid cricking Should the pavement laid under the now plans prove successful In avoiding or m'nlmlzing cracks. It seems very possible that a harder suifaco can be laid en such original work , and thus nUo solve ono of the m < m per plexing problen-s In asphalt paving. In ad- ] dltlon to providing new pliw tad specifica tions for the reravlng of streets heretofore paved with a concrete base , placs an4 i'ied ) ucations were also provided for original i pavement upon various mollflcatlors em bracing the general featuiea of provision j embodied In which I hove alrend ) referred to Among these are some which omit the uro of concrete altogether and provide for a depth of broken stone eight indien deep with a binder one and one-half inches arid aophalt coverlg.arytag from- one and ono- half Inches upwards accord Ins ; to the traffic of the tttreet. This will sniffervo the came purpose as rericrcto bate where the ground li EUfficlently compacted and reduce the cost of construction very appreciably USINO AMERICAN ASPHALT "In connection with the subject of as phalt pavements , It U gratifying to note the Impetus In the development of asphalt de posits In the United States occaslrned by the aJmlsston of all asphalts on equal terms In ! epeclQcations for pavements , tlltuuilnous rock asphalts from California , Utah , Ken tucky and Indian Territory .nro being mined and useil with considerable success In vari ous localities , nml thMr development la bound to protect the public agnlnst any ten dency to monopolize asphalt products or their application for paving purposes. " Here a letter Is" reproduced from Henry A. Wise , city engineer of Kansas City. In which ho gives the history of successful use of asphalt from the Indian Territory It wag laid on two blocks on two different streets A year ago In plncea where It was subjected to the heaviest traffic In the city. Mr. Wise declared that neither heat nor cold had scorned to affect It Thcrowere no cracks In cold weather nor ; softness In the summer. This pavement consisted of a two-Inch wearing surface of asphalt on six Inches of cemtr > with no binder course and was laid for ? 2 10 a yard. ( _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ SHOUT &TOUIU9 AII OUT AOTVIILCS. A Lincoln ltpmlul opnep. In nn Interview a few days ngo the venor- nblo John A , Dlnghnm of Ohio said : "I once sat -with Lincoln nnd heard Ulshop Simpson deliver n lecture nt Asbury chnpel , In Washington. Ho made a Brand plea for pe-nee ; the constitution nnd Just Inwi. After the lecture ho came down to speak to the president , nnd , after rccc.lv Ing our congrivtu- Intl-ong on his lecture , air. Lincoln said : 'Ulshop , I liavo this to say to you. In con- aldprlng this great country of ours , In dls- cusMng Its great Industries , Its manifold resources , you hive fnlled In one thing ; for. In summing tip tlio grout natural resources , jou never struck "llo" once. ' " MHflrl > pil > At a gathering of Cambridge iimlerRrndu. ntes , relates the San Francisco Wave , the head of ono of the colleges wns the subject of a number of flippant criticisms. A follow ot the college- heard the talk ami proceeded to administer a rebuke. "You nre probably Ignorant , young gentlemen , " he said , "that the venernblo person of whom you have been speaking with such levity Is one of the. profouridest scholars of our ngo. Indeed , It may bo doubted whether nny man of our nge has bathed morp deeply In the sacred foun tains of antiquity. " "Or come up drier , sir , " was the reply of the undergraduate. rionil VutlmrKj" . An excellent story Is told In Youth's Com panion of a former president ot Dartmouth college. l Ho one night caught a student helping hlmsolt ; to wood from hit well tilled shed , and , collaring1 tha offender , ho demanded steinly : "Young man , what authority have you for taking away that wood ? " "Well sir , " replied the student , mindful of his Latin ) syntax , "opus ami usus , signi fying need , require the ablative. " The president'1 ! eyes twinkled , In. spite of himself , but ha snld , gravely : "Take It , my boy , tnke It , nnd welcome- . Hut when > ou have need nsaln , como to me , and I will five ymi even better authority than that. SliuU < " < iu'iirp t . lltirn * . At the , close of a lecturei to the members of a certain literary society , relates Scottish Nights , the following dialogue between a Scotchman nnd the lecturer was ovei heard : "Ye thlnki a fine lot o' Sha'.ce pcare , doc tor ? " "I do , Mr , " wa- the cmplntlc reply. "An' ye. think lid was malr clever than nobble Burns ? " "Whv , there's no compvrlson between tjionil" "il.ivbp no , but ye toll us the ntcht It was Shake pearo who wrote 'Unea y lies the head that wears a crown. ' Now. Hobble would never have written , sic nonsense as that " "Nonsense , sir ! " thunderqd the Indignant doctor. "Ay , just nonsense.1 Robbie would hae kent line that a king , or a queen , either , dlsna , gang1 to bo < * wl the crown on tm head They nnng It ewer the bick of a chair " The doctor'q face dropped , for he renllzrd that his lecture has been given In vain. " i Mnrl TTrnln'H 'Yfll. ' Mark Twain , nvlien starring on a tour round the world , told .n Interviewer at Winnipeg how ho often felt , a desire to "cut looso" from civilization and to got nway by hlmsoir where hfc could ruii nnd yell to his heart's content. In this connection there Is a story about the humoiHt and Canon Kingslcy , Walking along the stree'a ' one day Mark felt the Impulse to yell coming on him with irresistible force , nnd s\M to Klngsley : "I want to yell : I must > ell ! " The canon aUd. "AH right , yell av.ay ; I don't mind. " "And with tlmt , " said Mark , "I stepped hick a few steps , and. throwing my arms nliove mv head , let out a war whoop that roiild be hpir.l for miles , nnd in less time than you eouUl fount ten GJIIOII Klnprslev nnd mvwlf wore surrounded by a multitude of anxious citizens who wanted to know what -w.is the matter. I toU them nothing win1 * the matter ; I just wanted to yell , and had yelled. " iMlVhHc HOIIMP C'nlleri. There Is perhaps no time or place In which thcro Is such urgent need of quickness of wit and kindly tnct as at the public receptions given by the prpsldent of the United States and his wife. When a queen receives her subjects , the etlquot Is fixed and Inexorable. No one speaks unless addressed by royalty But Americans of nil classes , relates Youth's Companion , crowd Into the nine Iloom , many with a question or a joke which thev have prepared to fire at tnelr unprepared ruler , nnd they judge by the fitness of his reply whether ho Is competent to hold his olllee or not. Many of them , too , through sheer embar rassment make foolish remarks , the memory of which probably causes them misery afterward. Ono frightened woman assured Mrs Cleve land , "It Is a mutual pleasure to meet you , " correcting : her mistake by calling- out ns she was passed down the line , "I meant to say the pleasure Is nil on your side. " A group of students out from college on a holiday wote presented to the sime woman just after her entrance to the White House for the second time. One Ind , a fresh. man , pile with diffidence , heard himself to his horror snylnj ; In a loud , squeaky tone of authority : "Madam , I think you have just cause to bo proud of your huslnnd " Thn other boys stared with nimzemcnt nnd delight , storing up the "joke on Hill" for all future tlmo. Hut there vvns not the flicker of a smile upon the sweet , womanly face of the first woman of the land. "Ah1" she said gravely , still holding his hand , "you brlntr me the verdict of pros perity1" I thank you. " The freshman's comrades were delighted nt the leply and at the opportunity given to chaff Hill upon the nwkwnrdness of Ills nddress , but Hill only knew Hint he had seen whnt seemed to him the kindest woman In the world. Tim FOODS \VIJ KIT. Vnrlniifl Kliidn iimlVlinl They lire .Severally ( Jixiil For. Nature supplies us with IMO complete foods , milk nnd eg u , which contnln In the proper proportions nil the necessary ole- mpnt'i for tlio sustenance of our bodies As thesn nre the only complete foods , says thp 1'lttnburff Dispatch , It Is necessary In the abuMico to have mixed foods , and it Is In tha mixing that mistakes occur , because the fat forming , muFcle foniUiK and other pirts nnv tnken Inwrong proportions. Homo In excess und others the revnrse Left to hU own tnste primitive man Invariably selects the b"st f od This Instinct , however , Is de fective at the. piesnnt day. For children food ili-h In bone-forminK substances u liefixiry Among mtisBla-forinlns food- * the following me the bwt mil mo't common mon- Oatmeal porrldgi * . with rich milk mil whoU'-meil brend buttered : meat Is n hlsh'y rondi nsed food of this , i'ln a To men of sedentary ot-cupulon a' 'free ' use of meat is Injurious Kor mnn entriifwd ut hnrd manual labor n generous meat dli-t IB .nlmlrab'p Vovjotablps contain but'llttlc nourishment , but nre- useful ns blogil purifier ; , and also mipily bulk to the food which ' * > iifceiiary to give the c imunier iaflbftictlon. Milk should never IIP taken , H'Hli ' meat , because they nro both rich In ono substance. TPI should not IIP taken With meat cither lie- pause It renders HIP pit-Jlf1 tough nnd Indi gestible Houf rank * first as a museie-formi-r and mutton next , I'oVk 'Irukea ' n very d- ! gtstlbo ill.sh nml fowt. Mul bacon are a \niy uircfiil nnd pilutablo dls-h. Core-alt enter largely Into our diet Und .no of much value , hi cause they supply food or stuiPh n.s well aw muscle food I'otaroes provldo little nutriment , but with plenty of milk , vvhlPli supplies the precl p. livgtrdlenta they lack , a good diet Is formed. Suirnr Is well worthy of nollco and the chlld'.s love of It Is a perfectly healthy In stinct and should always be gratified In reason. Krults are good blood purifier ! * anil should be considered as cw ontUl.s rathe r than luxuries Heef tea contain * scarcely nny nutriment whitever nnd IH almost purely a stimulant A dog1 f d on beef tea starved to do-ah , lAhllo nnothi-r fed on refuaa meat throve Tea Inlurlous if tnken In excess , provides If tnken In moderation , a mot refreshingdilnk Many wlentlsts rwommeml ! U UHO nbout two hours befoie our principal mval , and without food. Cof fee Is a stimulant , unllko nil other * In fact. that It Is followed by no reaction It Htlmu- latta tlui brain , and Is callol un Intollectutil drink. Cocoa desi rvcs to be classed us a food , Arnold's Ilromo Ceitry curra neadacuej , lOc , 2&c and Cc. All druggists. KLONDIKE'"WOOL ' SOAP IFOR THE NATIONAL WOMAN' 0. F. SWIFT , Prtildent SOAP DEPARTMENT CHlCAfJO , ILL E. C SWIFT , ttt Vice President KANSAS CITY , MO. SO OMAHA , NI3H. L. F. SWIFT , 2nd Vice Prcildent . , KAST ST. LOUI8 ILU L. A CARTON , Treasurer Swift and Company ST. JOSEPH. MO. E. HARTWEIL , Secreury 80. ST. PAUL , MINN. WOOL Union Stock Yards , SOAP for Chicago , Woolens , Toilet , . Nov. 10 , 1897. Bath. It Floats. MRS. IIEU3N M. BARKER , Trenj. Nat. W. C. T. U. , The Temple Chicago : DIJAR MADAM We recently purchased from Raworth , Schodclc & Co. their plant , trade mark , etc. , and ate now manufacturing the celebrated "Wool Sonp. " \Ve will make you what we think a very generous proposition that is , for every Wool Soap Wrapper that you icturn to us between now and January 1st , 1S)9 ) , we will pay you Ic each. Just think what this means to your Association if each one of your members only purchases one cake of this soap a week. It means that you will receive $2,000.00 weekly. They could also recommend it to their friends and have the wrappers given to them , and by working it in this way we think jua should derive a benefit of at least $150,000.00 the coming year. There is no belter White Floating Soap on the market than "Wool Soap , " and we will guar antee to keep the quality equal to what it is at the present time. It is the only soap that will wash woolens without shrinking , the best Soap for general laundry purposes made , and is unexcelled for toilet and bath. We will co-operate with you and give you as much assistance in getting our proposition known to your members as possible. Yours respectfully , SWIFT AND COMPANY. Xot genuine- unless picture of Babies is on the wrapper. . FRANCES E WIT.LARD. For God and Dome and Every Land. NEXT CONVENTION Private Bocretnry BUFFALO , N Y. . OOT. I Anna A , Gordon , n\anloii. 111. TO NOV. 8 , IC07 Vet l > rMMcnt nt I-nrgi > . NATIONAL. i.II.MAN N SriIVUNS , Portland , Maln . Corrc KATHAIU.NT ponrtlnp Fecretnri , RTHVnN'SON. Woman's ' Christian Union The Temple , Chlcaco , 111. Temperance Heeordlnir CLARA C. Fecretnry HOFFMAN. KnnsniCUy. Mo. AeilKtnnt HoeorrtlnK SecrMnry , TIME Or PRATnU-Noontlde. nailso A Knot of White Ribbon. FIlANCns E HRAUClIAifP , Ixxlngton. Ky. W METHODS-Pr < - \ Kdiicntlonnl , Evnncellsttc Social and t.eeal. , \VATCH\VOnL > 3-ABtate-Educate-Organize. ! Treaiuier HCLK.V M HARKKR. The Temple , Chlcaco , 111. Omce Secretary. MINNIC U HORNING. CHICAGO. ILL , USA. Dec i , 1897. DEAR SISTER : We have made arrangements with Swift and Company for the sale of Wool Soap , and if wo can enlist our women and their friends to buy this soap during the next year , and send the. wrap pers to us , we can gather in many dollars for our work. 1st. The soap is an excellent article , and every woman will be benefited by using it. 2nd. Swift and Company are a perfectly icliable firm , and will keep all their promises. 3rd. Here is a simple way in which every woman can strengthen the State and National without any financial loss to herself. Please bring this matter before your local union , and ask every member to buy this soap and enlist every other woman to do the same. Appoint sgme faith ful , earnest woman to look after the matter , and gather up the wiappers and send monthly to me. To the woman sending in the largest number of wrappers during the year we will give , as a pri7e , Miss Willard's "Glimpses ; " to the one sending the next largest number , "A Great Mother. " To the one sending the largest number from caik State we will give a badge or button with a beau tiful portrait of Miss Willard. May we count upon your doing this woik thoroughly and sys tematically ? This finn will give the National one cent for each wrapper. These arc all to be sent to Mrs. Helen M. Barker , The Temple , Chicago. An account will be strictly kept with each State , and (50 ( per cent of all receipts will be sent by the National Treasurer back to the State Tieastner. If the grocers of your town do not now keep this excellent soap go to them and tell them flmt nearly all the women are going to want this soap , and at > k them to order it at once from their jobber. The general officers and nearly every State president heailily indorse the plan , your own State president among the number. The success of this plrtn will depend upon Iheeainestness with which you take it up , and talk it up , and follow it up , and keep it up. Money is needed by State and National for literature , for organization , for pushing the work. Thousands of dollars will come into our treasuries , my sisters , if we will all say a good word for Wool Soap , and keep saying it. Be careful not to forget to .save and send the wrappers. Go to work at once. Send a slip giving name and address in full of sender with each package of wiap pers , so that prope credit may be given to each State and to those who compete for prizes. Looking for the welcome packages of wrappers , I am Yours for Wool Soap that will clean.se our ways and make the wheels run smoothly , HELEN M. BARKER , Treasurer. P. S. If your dealer refuses to put Wool Soap in stock , please send his name and addiess to Swift and Company , Chicago , Illinois , and we will arrange to have you supplied. , 0J II j requirements are per fectly met in Wool Soap. There may be more expensive soaps , but none better. It is ab solutely pure. For the bath it ' is pleasant , soothing and delight ful. There's only one soap that won't shrink woolens. You must choose between no soap and MY MAMA I WISH MIIXJE USED HAD.