CANADA IN THE KLONDIKE Drarmtio Incident IllnUratln * the Vigor of the Dominion Government THE OUTLAWS OF DOU3US LAKE Miilorlnl for I-ncliliiK , lint ( lie l.nw Tiiok KM C'oiirxi' mill Hoped i Tlirin In UntiKf rmm Ilf IlllCfH. | < A great d > al has been written as to how tha Canadian government would govern the Klondike. Of courao , the Kane , patriotic , llb- crly-lovlng citizen of every country will con cede their right to run the show If the tents are pitched In dominion territory. Wo fun Dakota. I have gbscrved that the Canadian has a Krcat dojl of recpcct for the law of the land and for the rights of the Individual. That Is distinctly English. The following story , which was told to the wrltur by one who was an cyc-wltncss to eomo of It , will show how the Canadians have behaved when there was gojd exctiRo for hanging norne one : Twenty-flvo men and five women were liv ing at Douglas lake , 1) ) . C. Some had fer ried It round the Horn and up the sclvago of the 1'aclflc. Othcrc had hauled themselves across the country behind a bull team. They ucro cattle men , sheep men and farmers. They wtie alt working hard to build up a home In n promising country. It wna n dem ocratic community. The village blackmnlth was mcror of the town. A Frenchman , who appears to have had money , had gene In ahead of the Canadian colony , roped a squaw and reared a family. After firewater , French blood Is the worst thing that can bo mixed up with Indians. So the Canadian said , uml I hcllevo h'story will bear him out. Uctwvcn the Frenchman mid the squaw four boys were born , and they appear to lnvt > been bad bojs from the beginning. When the joungcst wan only 14 they stole a snddlo from one of the cowboys , and they might aa well have taken a herd of cattle , for that would not make n cow boy moro angry. A warrant \\as Issued for th ? arrest of the four boys two other half breeds and a squaw , nnd the gang began to hide out. They evi dently concluded that they ought to do Rome- thing desperate , for , with no apparent provo cation , they killed an InoITcnslvo shepherd and put themselves on the defensive. The constable at Douglas Lake , who had Just brought a young wife to th's wild country , went after the murderers of the shepherd , hrtbll of thinking aloud without being aware of It and It Is said that It got him Into a orl- ous situation on one occasion. At the mar- rlago of "Tils SUfcr to the duke of Teck , when the latter solemnly promised to endow the bride with all of his worldly good * , Cam bridge exclaimed , "Wclll. Dy Jovcl And Wales gave him his glilrtal" When Joseph Jefferson was walking down School street , Doston , cnc morning with R friend , they met Judge Charles Lev I Woodbury - bury , who said : "I am glad to meet you , Mr. Jefferson. You arc not so tall a man as your futher was. " Whereupon Mr. Jefferson expressed" his pleasure at meeting a friend otid contemporary of his father. "And you "arc not fo largo a man as your gmndfather , whoso acquaintance I also en joyed , " continued Judge Woodbury. "Well , well. " kald Mr. Jefferson , "I'm something of a kid , after all. " "One day several years ago , " says the Lon don News , "Lord Tennyson wag walking In meditation nbout the grounds at Aldvsorth , when a tourist rushed toward him , leaving behind A forty of > frlcnds to follow more at leisure. Arrived within speaking distance , the stranger"Baldr 'Can-you tell mo where I can find the poet Tennyson ? ' Taken by surprise , the great laureate was not ready with any evasion and answered : 'I am he. ' Whereupon the stranger turned to his friends and , pointing to the poet with no more rever ence than If he was an Immediate curiosity , I bawled out : 'Say , this Is the man , this Is the maul' The friends hastened their pace and stared with all their eyes , while the only thing the poet could do was to beat a hasty rctruit. The visitors were Americans. " Djornstjerno BJornson and hla daughter , Mine. Uorgllch Ibsen , recently gave In Copenhagen an evening of music and road- Ing. The Norwegian poet disclosed , not withstanding his 66 years , a remarkably powerful and resonant voice , and his read ing of several poems of Victor Hugo that he had translated Into Norwegian prose was much applauded. Mme. Ibsen , the wife of Dr. Sigurd Ibpcn , Hcnrlk Ibsen's son , sang seveial French and Norwegian songs. She has a small , but very agreeable voice , which she Is said to use with very much nklll. "Lovers of Defoe , " rays the London Chronicle , "will regret to hear that James William Defoe the last of the family i.nd the great-great-grandson of the renowned author Is still an outdoor pauper of the ChelniRford union , In receipt of the modest pittance of 3 shillings a week. The old man , who Is now In his 77th year , feels deeply the loss of his only son , Daniel , who died last year at San Frunclsco , at the early ago of 22. The ! ad was originally placed at the Uluecoai acnool , but when his term had expired he choose a maritime life. One would have thought that i mons hose who In childhood's happy hours have TOSSED THEIR REVOLVERS ! IN A HEAP u.-J THE GROUND AND HELD OP THEIR HANJS. and when ho had found them showed more earnl than sense by attempting , single-handed nnd alone , to stand the seven up. Of course , they killed the constable , a brave. Indiscreet , but useful citizen. HUNTING THE OUTLAWS. Now the whole community wrs up In arms and after thu outlaws. It Is related of the real Indians that they took their guns and I went out to help the people to punish the | murderoiu. They had profited by the presence i of the pale-faced people , for they had given ! the Indians work , but they had no ' uao for the half-biecds. The desperadoes ' atarted to leave the country. They called , upon ono of the farmers , bound him fast In his chair and then helped themselves to what ever they wanted , Including horaca. In front of the door they flourished their firearms and said , "These thlne ( their pistols ) will put all the pale-faces at the left hand of Christ. " Hie leader , one of the sons of the Frenchman , eald that and then they galloped away. nut the people of Douglas Lake , and tiiclr Indian allies , galloped after them. The out laws camped that night In an old cabin and in the morning woke to find the placa surrounded by desperate men white and led. Occasion ally a head would appear at the open win dow nnd Instantly a bullet would peck at the chinking. If ono of the besiegers showed himself carelessly the outlawa would take a shot at him to show that they were armed. . Nobody cared to Interview the Inhabitants of the cabin , and the people determined to fitarvo the criminals out. A leader , or com mander , was elected and men were detailed to guard the cabin day and night. Uncom plainingly now the red men of the commu nity stood watch with the whites. On the third day an Indian left the besiegers and walked deliberately , unarmed , up to the cabin , Ho did not enter , but called upon the gang to surrender. The half-breeds seemed much surprised that the Indians should help to hunt them out. They doubt- Ices reasoned that If a half-breed could hold o much cussed HOES , that a whole Indian ought to bo be > end redemption. STARVED OUT. "O ! " said the leader. "Here's my old friend , Jim , come with the rest to help hang me. " lint Jim was not HO good a friend r.a the half-breeds bad thought him. Far , and In consideration of $100 to him In hand paid , this same Jim kid revealed to the pcoplo of Douglas Like trie piano of the half-breeds , which Included the killing off of the entire white population. This conclusion had been reached Immediately after thu killing of the shepherd. * It was not until the afternoon of the sixth day that the gang came out , emptied their revolvers , tensed them In a heap upon the ground , and held up their hands. Hunger and thirst had made even death preferable to such torture , and so the gang surrendered. Hero was material and opportunity for an Interesting lynching. The provocation had been great , but , according to our Informant , such a thing was not even suggested. Hav ing fed and watered the gang , a deputation of citizens the constable having been killed started across the country , fifty miles , to New Westmliibtcr , where a whole week was wasted In the trial of the murdcrera. Two of the four brothers and another half- breed were hanged. The other three being younger , were Imprisoned , and the squaw set free. Having spent a consider able. part of his fortune In a bootless effort to save the necks of his moro or less unlaw ful children , the old Frenchman went back to Franco to try to forget It. And that's the way the Canadians will do In the Klondike , Thu dashing desperado will not have the honor of being shot. Even thu famous reformer , RIel , was hanged llko a hcrso thief at tlio end of a rope. Voila , CV WARMAN. GOSSIP AIIOUT XOTKI ) I'KOI'l.i : . Mozart had a memory for music and for nothing else. On attending the papal mats at the Slstlne chapel he was greatly Im pressed with the musical services and asked for a copy , but was told none could bo given out. Ho went to Ihn next service , listened ettcntlvcly , went away and wrote down the whole from memory , The well known stinginess of the 1-a'o Alexander Dumas has given rise to a variety of anecdotes. We are told that ha was once asked whether ho ever ga\o anything to the poor and ho answered ; "Oh , yes ) When I conio across a bad piece of money I always give It away to a blind man , " duke ot Cambridge hai n unfortunttt reveled In the pages of 'Robinson Crusoe1 there might have been , some who would have come forward'to'free the closing years of this old. man's life from the shadow of the union. " Dr. William II. Ford of Philadelphia , who has just died , was for more than a quarter of a century a member of the Philadelphia Heard of Health , and was distinguished In the world of letters and science. He was the author of a thesis on "Gunshot Wounds of the Chest , " founded on his experience in military hospital wards and Illustrated by cases treated. Ho wus also the author of "Statistics of Uirths , Marriages and Dtaths in the City of Philadelphia , " published In 1S74 , and of "Notes of Clinical Lectures , " which appeared in The Medical and Surgical Reporter 1n 1801 and 18C3. For several K irs he acted as one of the associate edi tors of The Philadelphia Medical Times. His treatise on "Soil and Water , " Including the subjects of drainage , sewerage , etc. , was Incorporated In Buck's Hygiene and Health. Gottlieb Klrchner , who recently died at North Woodslde , In Scuth Australia , 00 jcars old. was u personal friend of the great Napoleon. When the emperor was returnIng - Ing from the dlbastrous Russian Invasion ho passed through Klrchner'B native village. Ills coach had been seriously damaged , so that It hi.d to bo repaired. The work was Intrusted to Klrchner's father , the village blacksmith. The son , then a lad of 0 years , was BO frightened at the soldiery that ho fled crying to his mother. Na poleon , who had seen him , took him up in his arms to quiet him , and pet him on his shoulder and let him play with the cockade In his chapcuu. When ho departed ho tok the cockade off and gave it to little Klrchner , In whoso , family It was long cherished as a relic. Till his last years Klrchner often declared that ho remem bered the whole scene vividly. You can't afford to risk your life by al- lowlu ga cold to develop Into pneumonia or consumption. Instant relief and a certain cure i ro afforded bv One Minute Cough Cure 1 > 1MK\SIO\S OF Tllia 1M..V.M2TS , XIMV DftrriiiliintloiiH Miult * wllli the IIrk TeleHi'oif. During the years 1691-95 Prof. E. E. Har- ncnl , then at the Lick observatory , made a series of mtcrometlcal measurements to de termine the diameters ot the planets awl their satellites , the results of which are published together for the first time In the current number of Popular Astronomy. The moro Important of these now determinations are as follows : PLANETS. MlleH. Mercury 2705 Venus 7S.M Mars , Equatorial 4,333 Mnrs , Polar 4312 > : . . : . : % IMllaH 301 ! Ju ? US 1 Vesta ' 21' ! I Jupiter , Equatorial noiUJ IJupl'cr , Polur M 570 'H.ituiM ' , Equatorial . . . - „ . 70.470 Satu-n , Polar C'J.TW IllngH , outer diameter 172.010 Kings , Inner diameter 110.070 Casalni's Division , width 2.2.W UruiuiH 31,900 Ntiptuno , . , v , 32,600 SATELLITES. Jupiter's I , 240 ° Jupiter's II 20-lj Jupiter's III a'oos Jupiter's IV , 3343 Jupiter's V ( estimated ) wo Saturn's TJtun , . „ . , 2,720 Those Observations , as Prof , liarnard re marks , make Uranus larger than Neptune , which Is contrary to the generally accepted results. It Is also to be notei that liarnard ; makes the diameter of LMara about 100 miles i greater than the determinations by tMr. Pcrclval Ixawpll4,815 miles. Hun tn I'rc'x-nt Croup , "There U nothing In the market that equals ClymberUln's Cough Remedy as a preventive of croup. " saja Mrs. S. Falrall , Newcastle , Natal. "Once my baby nan suddenly at tacked with croup and It took only a few doses to completely relieve her. I have also Ubed It In very severe cases of bad colds and Inflammttlon of the lungs , and the effect was really wonderful , I keep It con- Btantly In my house and cannot praite It too much for the good It lisa done my Unilly In many Instances , " NEW YORK'S ' SEACOASF FORTS An Assortment of Disappearing Eiflea Yfhoro They Will Do the Most Good. SHORTAGE OF MEN TO MAN THEM Incrcnuf of Arinnmcnt Him HrciUKlit No Iitcrt'iiNC In 1'erxonncl to Mnkc Modern DcfiMiNvn iKfU'ctlVc ( he New SI Kim In. Uncle Sam's military officers are constantly studying the very 'Important vroblom of how , to most successfully defend the thousands of miles of our ocean ctoasts open to the at tacks of any oneniy who may send ships of war to bombard our cities. Ono of the most Important details of this ptoblcm Is the qliPstloh'of directing- the flrC of the great modern scacoast defence batter ies which are now 'being established. Under the conditions of latter day military science this must be done by signaling , either visual or electrical , and to determine the best sjo- tern of doing thla , relates the New York Herald , tests are soon to bo made at Fort Wadsworth. 'How ' shall the guns be fought so the tar get may be hit ? Here Is the question In a nutshell ; ( hero Is the problem vexing the minds of many trained men afloat and ashore. On ship board , In the old days of cutlasses and boardIng - Ing pikes , the guns were fought yardurm to yardarm , muzzle to ruuzzlo almost. The sail ors' Instinct was to close , and tradition tells how at times the grimy tars combed the Innocuous queue powders out of their pig tails and hurled them against the enemy. Ashore guns were tired over parapets or through yawning embrasures , and the smoke enshrouded battlements gave but scant op portunity for anything more than a lucky hit rnd in IKS at the advancing ships. Mortars thlew their shells high In the nlr , and widely distributed zones of misses testified to the Impotcncy ot the "shut your eyes , fire and trust to luck" theories of the ungulded para bola. It was war making In merry , simple fashion , and whether ships were driven offer or aunk a deal of villainous saltpetre and shot was wasted. Not that all this was without Its danger , for the life of the gunner was largely devoted to the dodging of things coming his way , and many a gallant artilleryman has been swept from his unprotected parapet by the storm of grape and canister , by the bursting of blazing , disrupting bombs. Nowadaja science b eliminating many of these spectacular as pects of the game ; many of the perils that hovered around the gunner and his gun. And science , too , la In a fair way to minimize others , which a decade since seemed beyond control. DIRECTING THE FIRE. Quietly , and with a prudence demanded by the Interests involved , the War department has been at work utilizing such means as are at hand and getting suns ready for men to man them. 11 has In addition considered many plans for defence and tried many ex periments looking to the betterment of our chances In event of collision with a hostile nation. Interesting as any of these le an Important test which is to bo made at Fort Wadsworth a" an early date , the outcome of which Is to determine the best means of directing the flro o { a sea coast battery In lime of war. So far as may bo learned , the various units oi the chain iof artillery fire command are necessarily so situated that direct communi cation by messenger between ! them ! a out of the question , except as a last resorc , and the distances are , as rule , BO great that speak ing tubes or other mechanical means of transmission of sound cannot be used. They will therefore depend upon some system of signaling , either visual or electrical in char acter , and 1U Is for the purpo.se of determin ing the best system that these experiment ! , are to bo made. Three methods ore to be tried , and the adoption of any ono.ofthese will bring about a revolution In sea coast defence tLat will sharply accentuate the change from the old- time blood and thunder way of fighting big guns to the newer , cleaner cut and more scientific fashion. One gave us visions of smoke-begrimed gunners sighting along the length of their cumbrous pieces and groping for the target through the fog of battle , shells bursting around and cascades of ma sonry tumbling all about. Tae other reveals to the enemy nothing but the quick uprising of a piece of monster ordnance , a moment of expectant doubt and then the rumble and roar which speed a inUslle , sighted/ a pit and laid by hidden operatives , whose guld- anco Jias been directed by unseen oHlcers through agencies that are certain In locating tlio action ot stationary or elowly moving targets. A WELL-KEPT SECRET. How Is all this done ? Therein lies the well kept secret one so unrevcalcd that were it not for absolute proofs of Ita existence Its truth might well be doubted. Such a congeries of battleworka may bristle today from the hills about Fort Wadsworth , batteries unknown eave to the Initiated , Hero , in Jealously guarded locations , will bo built the stations where the commanding olllcers of these groups of guns will keep wary watch and ward. Just where these posts ore to bo placed will bo decided by the army officers who are considering the "regu lations for artillery flro , " when the projected test of the various methods of signalling has been completed. Jt will bo on some nearby hill and between a quarter and a half mile distant from the guns. It-will be behind an embankment , and will carry a five-inch armor shield. Do content with that Information about location , for the officers will not tell you more. And It Is well that they are secretive. It would not do , you see , for an enemy to know just where thcso spots are sprinkled about our batteries , for an attacking force could then turn a rapid fire gun or two on them to the disadvantage of the occupants and the defending batteries , for these clots tered statior.a are not established solely for the mere preservation of thofao who will re pair to them when the red battle draws nigh. The Idea which led to -establishment at all was the development of the disap pearing gun. A gun mounted on a disappear ing carriage Is loaded and trained before be ing elevated to the firing poaltlon , otherwise the advantage of that system , which lies In the briefest possible exposure to the fire of an enemy , would bo lost. Hut to hit a target some one must see It , and In the ceoo of a mobile target , such > is a ship of war , ono must not only ascertain the exact range , but must also determine the position of the ship and calculate to a nicety the exact spot where shn will be at the moment when the gun arises from behind the parapet to fling its mlealle at the foe. So the range finder found Its way Into use , and then was evolved the idea that It would bu well to put the man who handles that Instrument apart from the guns and where his vision could not bo obscured by smoke. Tha ! Involved the problem of maintaining a line of communication between the battery and ( ho ofllcer directing Ita fire , The first of the three methods which are to be tested will bo a telephonic communica tion , and several Instruments csoecla''iy ' de vised by the Hell Telephone company have been iT pared for tnls trial , The next Is a dial telegraph , Invented by Lieutenant Lewis , resembling an annuncia tor , and the third Is the Sheeny teletype , an Instrument modelled BohiewlMt like a stock ticker. Ono advantage of thlj Is that Its record Is a permanent one and ehowu just what orders were ccavcycd and how they wore executed. After all IB said dnd done the necessities of shore defence demand certain definite ersentlaJs , such as suitably de ! gced em placements , correct and ois'.ly ' managed sights and blghtlng appliances , adequate loading , traversing end elevating gear , well protected communicating stations , ample ammunition supply , accurate appliances foi determining the location of the 19recta , and wen properly trained In firing at quickly moving targets cad thoroughly Instructed on. the practical side In the capabl'ltlrs of ships. As yet no definite plan of organization has been adopted , though many are suggested and some have been tried. On general lines the charge of a fort will be Intrusted to a brigade commander , who will have command not only ot the district and Ita water approaches preaches , but of the five commands Into which this last mutt bo subdivided. These commands will consist of three battery sroupe , ouo or two quick firing batteries and Of OJVIFWR. AGRICULTUBAL IMPLEMENTS. 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Also tin cnns and Jcpanned ware. CHICORY Ghic&ry Growers nnd manufacturer ! of all forma of Chicory Omalin-Fremont-O'Nell. the electric gwrclillght station , all under the general direction of a fire commander , j Under this olllcor come a number of lire dlicctors , each ofsliom < wlll command a group of three nr .four batteries , the size of ' these depending upm the position of thu bat. I terlea with respect 'to ' each other and upon i the area to be defended , HOT'APTEK TUB ENEMY. Each flro director will have subordinate to his. orders a number of battery eoramamlcis , , who In turn might as nn Illuntratlon have ; charge of two sups of tun twelve-Inch ; caliber , three guns of clght-lnh caliber , four1 mortars or six rapid flro guns. In addition I ho would have a positive rtro station , Eieh battery commanded will rcrjulro ono or more asElstrcits , and also certain non-commlssloned bfllccrs , who will have Immediate charge ofi the guns and bo designated gun directors , j The brigade commander's station would naturally be wberei the general scheme of de fense can be best studied , the fire commander will bo located where the water approaches can be opened , and the fire director at such a p'aco as will give the ben view of the water area within Ilia zane of defcneo and the lire I of his guns. Toe battery commander Is' ' directly In the pits with hlH guus , In ad-i dltlon to thcsu otllcors others mist be de-i tailed for specific duties , such as position ] finder , chief ammunition olilccrs and ad jutants , and under them on the staff will be | the proper number of telephone , telegrapher or signal operators , orderlies and other at-1 tendants. 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A negro'a Juicy appreciation of 'possum meat , relates the Philadelphia Times , uas well 'Illustrated upon u recent occasion uiicn a lady , with whom the narrator Is acquainted , paid a visit to New Orleans. She told him the story. She was walkIng - Ing down Caartrcn street early ono iiv.rnliiK , Intending to visit tbu celebrated French maiket of tha Crescent City , and en her way nho met a very old coloroj man coming from ( he opposite direction , evidently from the market , as ho was carrying In ono band a 'possum and In the other a envill split wooden basket of sweet potatoes. The old maVs face was beaming with gojd nature and wreathed In smiles of anticipatory pleas ure. Hii Jpoked so Joyously Into the face of the lady that the , too , could not help but smile at him , \vberoupon he held the 'possum up uloft and raid : "Goo.l eatln' , mlssey , good eatln' . " She stopped for a moment , looked at the childlike , happy face of the old negro and said : "So you like 'possum , do you ? 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Den jou puts him Into de poi with cold water , and put do pot o\er a hot ( Ire an' den you. parpCj | ) ( lijin nta too much fur you don't wun to Jose any of his nice , sweet fat. Men you takes him out of de pot an1 you dries him In a clean towel. Den you puts him Into a big frylii' pan ; den you scrapes de skin off you sweet potatoes an' you puts dem Into 'o same ran wld Miner 'Possum , Den jou has jou ut/Jvo red , an' den you puts de pan an' 'paxum and pota toes Into de oven ami den go away for a little while , hut not too long. Hen when you comes back you puts lit a llttlu h6t Valor , an' don you begins am ) haste.a do 'possum an' do sweet potatoes an1 you keeps on a-bast- lnj { and a-baUIng till do 'possum Is a good brown Jest like my color an' do sweet po tatoes Is soft and Juicy an' do gravy Is al most black an1 plenty of It. Den you takes It out ob de oven an * den } u sots do table , and den well , dcf ) jpi | bars rtfl doors , fo' do smell of cooked 'possum goes a long ways , an' when you have only one 'possum you doesn't want much company besldca yoursulf. " Now , there , Is your recipe for cooking possum , and given by probably ono of Die best chefs for that dlih In the world , Subscribe for The Sunday 11 eo ted read Anthony Hopc'i great "tory "Simon Dale. " LUMBER. C \VItOLESALU AND RBTAtU LUMBER Offlc * and Tard . . . 13th and California Kit. Geo. fl. Hoagland Wholesale Lumber Lime , Etc. 9th and Douglas Sts. OYSTERS. id Cole & Go , PAClCRns. KING COLE OYSTERS , AND 101S llownril Rt. OILS-PAINTS M Co , Ait' Floated M nml Paint And Point * of Ml Klml Putty , Kto. 1015 and 1017 Jonci St. .7. A. MolTet. let Vice 1'res. L. J. Drake , Gen Mcr OIL V CinFO.Inc1 , Turiiontlne Axle Oreasp. file Omaha llraneh nnd Acenclcn. John II Until Mar , PAPEK- WOODEN WARE. 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I KI\MDV.S : MAD I.IICK. .MlNforliiiii-x Hull llnti- . \rrl\i-d I'nni ( null ) ( in Krlil ! > MiiruliiKN. \\'hen a person In Webster , Mo. , has u run of Ill-fortune that gets after him and follow a him up persistently , the neighbors say he is having "Kennedy's luck. " Tom Kennedy teiiioved tbero from Danger twenty years ago , relates the New York Sun , bringing his wife and six small children along. Though ho bail no tr-ide , he K I a good living working about the saw mills and wneii I'otcr , his oldest bcj , was big enough ! to go to work , the faliicr owned his houtoj and had money In the bank. At 8,30 one Friday morning fifteen yiar/jj ago I'atsey , the yciingest Kennedy ili.id.j walked on some Ice while gc/lng to nl : and , the Ice giving way , the uu > drownel. .After that the Kennedys were pr bi" ' for ten year * . The father built a big hoiibo aiuf was getting rich by taking t < " era. Thu children were all at work ear * money , Then a big pile of edgings > top of H'oter , cruising him to death Tl > cldcnt which kllle.- " , 1'cter took place a < a Friday morning , At 8:30 : ono Friday morning fifteen i "i " ' J later the house , full of bedding and fun. r caught lire and the Kennedys were wi'lnut home , The father : mt up a new house ami < i about to move In , when It caught fir" ' burned down. The llro department re < l show that the alarm was turned in a' JO on a Friday morning , Ueforv anotber new homo could bo put up Miss Sadlo Kennedy , a grown-up daughter , became Insane and was sent to tlio asylum , al Auguata , Last week she died , cryuitf : "Friday 1 Friday , at half past 81" The at- tondaut who was with her at that time i she died at 8:30 : on Friday