THEIR NEWRECTOR. Happenings in a New Garden of Eden. Ily J. A. I10LLSS , v4- : < ? cw Ilcv. Henry Wright hud hern assistant rec tor In a city church for a jcar , and was About lo assume charge of liU nrat Inde pendent pnrUh , Its tiuclctis being In a smalt country village. The clrrgyman had visited the place once and had been fa favorably Impressed that lie was eager to enter upun. his new Held of labor. So secluded and quiet was the village of lUoadlawn , so great wns the beauty In nnd about It that It nccmed not unlllco a modern garden of KJcn , without < uiy serpent to create a disturbance. Mr. Wright was confi dent that the people would provn to be guile less and kindly. One- Sunday In the early fall he bcgafi his duties as rector. lie preached a cheery , sympathetic sermon , telling his hearers what he purposed to do for them and anklng for their hi-arty co-operation. Man ) shook hands with 111 in after the service and promised to old him ns much as they could. During the next month ttcv. Henry 'Wright pursued his work with zeal , tic called on lib parishioners and sought to become welt acquainted with them. lie preached sermons that were Interesting even If not filled with deep thought , and ho re ceived frc < iucnt compliments. Ho noticed that the maiden ladles , of whom there were a goodly number , some rather old and sedate , others young and blooming , had her own dlsngrrable topic In readiness and Introduced It while her fattier was ab sent for the purpose of atlcnJIng to his Into chores. "You like much I " ringing very , believe , she remarked. "Ycfl , t am glad that our choir , of which you have long been the leader , takes so much Interest In It.stork and helps make our services attractive. " "Wo have a new singer , Miss Lacey , who Is quite active. " "Yes ; she 'vlll piove to be a very desirable addition to the choir , t trust , " said the unsophisticated clergyman , unguardedly. 1 "Sho has a sweet voice , and has been well . trained In' the art. " I "I agree with you that she Is a good singer ; , but I am nfrald she will try to make herself too prominent. It Is well for a comparative stranger to b modest , and to defer to the older members of the choir. I understand she Is lo sing a solo next Sunday. " I "Yes ; hut If any one Is to blame , I am the one. I requested her'to sing It. " | "t heard so , but could hardly believe It. It has not been customary for any member of nur choir to nlug alonu. It Is an Innova tion that Is not likely to meet with the ap proval nf our best people. " "Your Information surprises ms. I thought It would be plcastnt to Introduce n .feature In the service which Is qulto common In many-churches at present. " "You doubtless meant well , " said Miss Thorough VN heat with a Harcasm in her voleo that belled h ° r words ; "but I think It would ' " 'I ' MR. WRIGHT IMPULSIVELY CAUGHT ONE OF THE GIRL'S HANDS. manifested a lively Interest In him , but his modesty and experience IpJ him to believe that they sought his prcscreo ( or spiritual guidance rather than for any worldly rea- IJut his tranquil days were numbered. When Miss Charlotte Lacey and her wid owed mother camu from a city to Uroadlawn * * tO reSI3D' tllo rector's Interest In life was no longe.r strictly conduct ! to his clerical duties. Miss Lacey was one of those sweet , spirit ual beings whcsc effect on susceptible and romantic yo t i. ? men Is that of angels walk ing upon the earth. The yottnK clergyman , taught to reverence good women , felt that his heart wa ? smitten and began to show her timid" attentions not vouchsafed to other „ .fproale . .members . of his nock. Mies Lacey Joined the rholr and all of the men- declared that her sinning was beautiful beyond anything that had over been heard In the church. As he listened to her voice It was with great dllllculty that Rev. Henry Wright could prevent his thoughts from wandering lno ! channels not suited to the Bacredtiess of the occasion , and that his eyes , > In splto-of his caution , wandered In Char- lotto's direction too often was the verdict of inoro''tl > nn 0110 closely watching spinster In his congregation. II. Qnojnornlng Miss Almlra Thoroughwheat , daughter of Simon Thoroughwheat , first ves- tryman-of St. John's church , met Mr. Wright at the store and In a gracious manner in vited him in behalf of her father and her- eclf to take tea with them In the evening. The tea was a somewhat austere affair , In eplto of the efforts of entertainers nnd guest to maUo themselves agreeable. Mr. Thorough- wheat's grave , cold face was Inhospitable teem em lies. .lioth ho and hU daughter had long , thin noses and grim , square jawx. Ily their Imperious methods they had con quered ( ho weak and Incurred the enmity of the strong. As most of the members of St. John's church were possessed of a moderate personality , Mr. Thoroughwhcit and his daughter , by ; vlrtuo of their rnnetcrfiil na tures , had naturally become the rulers of the congregation , their will being regarded da law. Already owaro of this fact , the now rector was haunted with a foreboding that If ho In sisted on his full rights bo would bo likely to offend , his haughty parishioners and bring upon himself much trouble. On tiio'dttier hand Mr. Thoroughwheat and JHss Almlra suspected that .Mr. Wright had n mind of his own , that ho might not con cent to bo under their thumb , as had been the case with hl > j predecessor , nn old clergy man devoid of force of character. "I hope , " sal'l Mr. Thoroughwheat after the cake had been passed and the eating was that of persons who have already par taken of enough , "that you will bu careful not to depirt in jour preaching from the Bound doctrines of the church. I thought I detected a rather dangerous tendency to ward the so-called liberal Ideas of the day In your last sermon. " ' 'I 'bcllcvo ' in maintaining the regular doc trines of the church , but you muet know that nowadays our thoughtful clergymen ( aver a Broader and. moro Intelligent Interpretation of the scriptures than that which was pcr- fniltod In i less enlightened age. " "Tho faith of my fathers is good enough for mo and It IB good enough for other people ple , too. I do not believe In new-fangled notions. " "Hut you believe 'In progress. You use a mowing machine and hook and tackle for Removing hay from 110 cart to the mow of your barn. Your father used scythes and pitchforks. " "That Ii another thing. I am astonished to hear you compare modern inventions with the doctrines of Christianity. The blblo Is the revealed word of God. It Is the same now that It over was an unalterable guide for sinful man. " , "Conio , father , you must not get in'.o a controversy , " said Miss Almlra with a hard tort of Hugh. "Let us change the subject and retire to the parlor. " Almlra had her own reasons for not wishIng - Ing licr father to become angry with Mr. Wright. She did not purpose to let her f ther Interfere with tier plain. But ehe not be qulto the thing In our church , and 1 take the liberty to glvo you a friendly word of caution. " The leavc-taltlng was cool and constrained. Mr. Wright was aware that he had offended two of his loading parishioners , and ho re turned to his boarding house In nn un enviable frame of mind. I.MIss Thoroughwheat went to bed with anger In her heart. Almlra knew that there were gray hairs on her head nnd unwelcome furrows in her face. It was time for her to wed if she was ever to be married ; and she had picked out the gold-looking clergyman , five years younger than herself , as the fit man to be her husband. He needed a prac tical helpmeet , not a pretty and an Inef ficient doll like Miss Lacey. Well. If ho could not see what was best for him , she. with her father's powerful assistance , would make It waun for the presumptuous clergyman. III. Miss Lacey sang the solo on the following Sunday , but her trembling voice and nervous manner betrayed that she was not at case. The rector "susjiectcd tint Irritating re- maj-ks had come to her ears. Accordingly , Monday evening ho called on Miss Lacey. "You cannot suspect how much I have re gretted that I consented to take so promi nent a part In the service , " she said , "But you must not blame yourself , " said Mr. Wright with eager gallantry. "I am the ono who Is responsible , for I asked you to do It. " "I know It , and It was only to please you that I did It. " The answer dcllgntcd the Infatuated clergy man , and ho felt ready to bravo anything for the sake of the beautiful woman who had uiadu an admission so ( Uttering to him ' self. "I hope you do not regret having tried to plcaso mo. Let mo assure you that I fully appreciate II. " "I thank you for your kind Interest , but I am sorry that I have been the means of causing some of the members of the choir to bo offended. " "Do not bo nfrald to speak. It was Miss ThoroughwhuH who did not like It. " "How can you knaw ? " "Never mind ; but I do know nnd I sympa- thUo with you. " Mr. Wright Impulsively caught one of the glrl'a hands and pressed it. Miss Lacey tried to withdraw It. but dlil not succeed , and burst Into lea-s. " "I hnvo not offended you , I hope ? " ho anxiously asked. " 0 , no ; you nro very kind. It was be cause I appreciated your goodness. " The sight cf u beautiful woman weeping will upset any man who Is not a brute. "Lot mo sympathize with you. Allow mete to tell you ah that I love you and ind " Shu did not repel him , and blushes began to chase away her grief. Ho clasped her In his anuj , and they understood each other. IV. The next day he announced the engage ment , and there uas a greit hubbub. Miss Thoroiighwhent and her father were EO angry that they did not attempt to conceal tuelr disapproval , and a bevy of disappointed maidens who had angled for the attentions of tiie agreeable rector supported them , Hut most of the men In the parish and many of I ' the married women took up the cudgels In detinue of Mr. Wright. Hlliert Woodruff , the youngest vestryman , who had for some time chafed under the Im- JH * * Ui methods of old Thoroughwheat , had \ne courage to sustain the rector boldly , and placed himself at the head of the clergy man's adherents. In the midst of the commotion Sir. Wright sought the presence of the- bishop of the diocese , and to him poured forth his trou bles with disingenuous eloquence , Illshop Kox listened attentively. He was both o shrowil and kind-hearted man , an ! lie knew that the rector told the truth , "My dear boy. " he said " . , "I understand It all , The experience Is new to you , but not now to our profession. Shakespeare under stood It when ho said , 'Hell hath no fury like a woman , scorned,1 If one woman's rage could call forth so strong u comment from the master reader of human nature , what would lie bavo eald bad he contemplated tlio fate of n young rlorg nan * ho net * Into trouble wl'h maoy women ? " ' YPS , hut I did not scorn them. I treated them all politely.- " "True ; but they do not so regard It. All women ire not angola , like your future wife. The wiles and ijtttlncss of some fcmlnlr-e hi < ul arc great , 1 nm sorry to say. Ile- t member what the-great Jonathan Ed-wards ! said. " "U'hat did he say ? " "tthy , he even advised a suitor for the hand of ft daughter of his who was bld- tempercJ not to. rn.ar.ry her. 'There arc Rome poisons with whom the grace of God nbldcu tb.it you can't , ' " "Well put , t must say , " remarked Mr. Wrlglit , admiringly , ' "Now , my boy , there is but one sensible thing to be done. You must resign your ch-trgo Immediately and 'must marry the woman of your choice. I will then transfer yod to another parish , and , as a married man , you will have a more pleasant expe rience In your next field of labor. " Miss Thoroughwheat remained perma nently single , and Klbcrt Woodruff opposed old Thoroughwhcal successfully , depriving him of tic support of the majority and weakening his dictatorial power. * . NAVIil ) TWKNTV-XIX13 I.IVKH. A .NCMV York I'ollrrimiii I'roiiiii4 < > il ( or SlKtuil ( nlliintr- . Amoni ; the first promotions we made , wiltes Theodore Roosevelt In the Century , ncre two which Illustrated the attitude of the board toward cases of this kind , and nhlch also Incidentally Illustrated exactly what we mean by "taking the force out ot politics" that Is , by administering It on principles of decency , and appointing and promoting men ontheir marlts , without re gard to their political backing. The first case was that of an old fellow a Teternn ot the civil war , who was at the time a roundsman. I happened to notice one day- thai he had saved a woman from drowning , and had him summoned so that I might look Into the matter. The old fellow brought up his record before mo. and showed not a little nervousness and agitation , for It appeared that he hsd grown gray In the service , had porfcrmod feat nftcr feat of heroism , but had no political baqklng of any account. He was a Grand Army man , but not one of the "political" type , and so had not received any attention from the former police beards ; and now , at last , ho thought ( hero was a chance for him. Ho had been twenty-two years on the force , nnd during that time- had saved some twenty-five persons from death by drowning , varying the performance once or twice by sav ing persons from burning buildings. Twice congress had passad laws especially to em power the then secretary of the treasury , John Sherman , to give him a medal for dls- tlngulsbcJ gallantry In saving life , The Life Saving society had also given him Its medal , and so had the police department. C'j ex amining lnto , his record carefully we found that It was wholly free from complaints of any lull action of duty , and that he was sober a-d trustworthy. We felt that he was en titled to his promotion , and he got It. Wo did not know his politics , nor did we care about them. It Is very unlikely that the woman whcm he last saved , as he swam out tnward hjr , felt any special Interest as to whether he had voted for Cleveland or Harri son ; nor < lld we. He had risked his life freely again and again In the performance of his duty ; he had conducted hlmscl ! so as to bo a credit to the department , aiul a credit to the city ; and wo felt thnt ho was en titled to his reward. It Is worth while mentioning that he kept on saving llfo after he was promoted to a s'rgoantcy. On October 21 , 1S9B , he , again saved a man from drowning , It was at night , nobody else was in the .neighborhood , ami the slip from which he jumped In was In absolute darkness , and he was about ten minutes In the water , which was very cold. The captain of the precinct. In reporting the case , said : "The sergeant was off the bulk head and Into the water after his man quicker than it takes to say 'Jack Itobln- 011. ' " There was ro way In v h ch t * e board could reward him for this , except by telling l.lm that he was an honor to the department ; for ho had been given all the medals , and bars to the medals , that he could be given. It was the twenty-ninth person he had saved during his twenty-three years' service In the department , a d he was 55 yts old when he saved him. IIOXV MAM" WOMlJXf Cnn n Alii 11 l.oviMore Than One Woman at n Tlim-f In a divorce case which has been In prog ress out west , observes the Washington Post , the delicate question arose as to whether a man could love two women at the same time. The perplexing problem was not settled , be cause the erring husband was guilty of u lent ; list of other sins , and the pleading wife secured separation with comparative ease. The question which has been raised , how ever , is ono to wrinkle the brow of Solomon. U'e do not propose to answer ft hastily. It Involves nn Intimate acquaintance with hu man nature and a close study of p&ychology and philosophy. There are many things to bo considered , any one of which might prove an important factor. If one woman was pretty and poor nnd the other merely wealthy ; If one was 'a sparkling blonde and the other a serious brunette ; If ono possessed a vlnc-llko" " . clinging nature and the other commanded adoration through her glorious Independence It might be that when th sc diverse but equally attractive qualities woic presented a man might simultaneously love the pcss ssors of bo'ih. The evidence on this interesting point Is unfortunately diverse. IHbllcal Judgment Is to the effect that no man can serve two masters , can love < ? od and Mammon at the same time. The fXime line of reasoning would Indicate 'that love for the Lady Maud arid the Lady Isabel must flourish at sep arate Intervals. In the Beggar's Opera we are made acquainted with a gentleman who could "bo happy with either -were t'other dear charmer away. " This authority mainly admits the Inability of Ithe heart to encom pass more tlian one real and genuine love. The first dear charmer must bp absent bs- fore the other can provo engrossing. A genius like Solomon may bo happy with 700 wives , but even Solomon , we are prone to brllcve , had his favorite , before whose shrlno ho burned thcMncpnso of passionate and exclusive dBVoflon. Even" such alf-lov- Ing poets as Snelloy .and Byron , when they met Itho woman whom they really adored , and whom they lov d at the expense of dis regarding the social code , wcro unequal to the task of loving moro than- this one woman at the same time. And If these romantic and susceptible poets could'not Include two lovers In their all-embracing affections , how are wo common mortals , more callous and unim pressionable , to ba expected to expand our hearts ? We know there have been Instances where a man has appeared to the In love with two women 'at the same' ttmd , btiftve nro dis posed to regard this synchronism as more ap parent than real. One must be elf wtih the old love before ho can be on with the new , The lvy clings only to ono wall , and the tendrils of the heart attach themselves firmly but to ono pbject. Dovotlon to two fair crea-turcs may seem to bo actuated by til ? sanio degree of passion , but a close analysis will show that In ono case there Is real love , and In thp other there Is merely the seui- blanro of the genuine thing. Still , as wo said before , the question opens too vast n field of speculation to bo decided offhand. The obiter diction can-not b ? ut tered uutll all the evidence Is In. A thou sand experiences must ba gathered and weighed , and oven th n wr do not know that the rule can be establlbhed. Of ono thing only are wo certain. If you are a married man. don't try the experiment. It Is quite possible that It may lead you Into trouble , iiurij.vr i\vi5.\Tio.\s. Hedges can be easily trimmed by mowlnx machines with a now suitor bar , whjeh rests on a tilting frame , and can bu raise J to any height and set at any angle-desired , A new curtain pole Is made hollow with a slot cut on Hie under side through which depend rings mounted en balls which roll lo ; ely Inside the pole to open end close the curtains. Clothes lines can bo tightened by means of a drum with a ratchet wheel at one end with a hook set In the supporting base to hold the drum after the rope Is drawn tight by -means ot a lever. In a new magazine rairfera the plates are placed in a row In a chamber opposite from the * lenso and held by a spring , each plate dropping down Into a recess In the bottom of the camera after It Is exposed. Samuel Stern of Baltimore -lias secured a patent on a double reversible shirt bosom , the only drawback to which Is that It cannot bo worn without a waistcoat. A set of four dickeys la worn with each ublrt. The set Is composed of two shirt bosoms , one of which hangs dona while the other covets AGRICULTURAL ! IMPLEMENTS. CROCKERY AND GLASSWARE. GROCERIES. LUMBER : L mm II Bliss , eyer & Raapke , eo. A. Hoagland Importt Co. . WIIOLUSALH WHOLUSAU : DEALERS IN Crockery. Chin-J , Glassruare , FINE GROCERIES Wholcsalt Lumber Silver Plaled Wore , Looking Olflsfcs , Chan- Lime Etc , al Implements. Cullers , Lamps , Chimneys , Cutlery , Etc. Teas , Spices , Tobnccc "nil Cigar * . , 1-110 FAUNAU ST. 9th iiml Douglas Sta. Street 1403-1407 Hartley * Buggies and Carrtngei. Cor. Cth and Pacific Sts. CREAMERY S,7-P , IliS , F. Gady Lumber Co The Sharpies Go ialiagher \ & Statin Go IMPOUTHHS. 6th and Douglas Sis. Jobbers of Far.n Machinery. Crcamerv Machinery OAS IIOASTKHS nnd Supplies. AMI JOIMllNCl OllOCUIlS. Telephone 30 r > . noller.i , , Feed Cookers , Wood Pul. nnrlnes Wacom nnd Itueelcy - Cor. 9th nnd Jones. Telephone SS3. leys , HhnftlnK. IlMlltin. Hutter Pack- tices or .ill 1:1 ml s. T-R W7-P03 Johoi SI. ART GOOD * HARNESS-SADDLERY COAL. id Cols Co Hospe , HHaney & Go. Fisel 00. PACK K11S. . ' Ji'/'M ICING COLE OYSTERS , Picture Moldings. OIHco 1C05 Farnam Street. i , N.tnni.iti .t\n cui.L.tits CKLnilV AND 1'OULTIIY. tfvbbcri of f.eathtri A < tdilrrimlintrr ( ) , Jiff. Mirrors , Frames , Hacking and Artists' SHERIDAN COAL. \OI5 llonnrd St. Materials , Wo' ollclt yourimins 1315 How [ \rdfct. < - . N ntctz , President Omild niotr. Src. & Tres. UlL.-PAINTS BOOKBINDING , ETC DRY GOUDS. HARDWARE. a 'ector&Wilhshny ' Go Paisit Co. . MANTPACTCUiil3 Importers and Jabbers of > Air F/oa'i'd Mm "ml Paint ' . . . Dry Goods Fut Goods And Pnlnl ' V" Kl i.l Puttr , Etc. J'JRIXTHfU .f.V/J llUUIt JJ/.VJJIAG. , mshing Wholesale Hardware , 1015 and 1017 Jane * SL BIe\cnth and Itonard Bts AND NOTIONS. Omaha. B JOTS-SHOES-RUBBERS , DRUGS. Andreesen J. A. Miiffot , 1st Vice Pies. L J. UrnUe , Ocn .Msr . . . .OJLS. . . . 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Baltsrooma UOJ-lKH-llOC Harney Street. Corner 10th and Hurncv Street * . WHULKSALH ELECTRICAL SUPPLIES. LIQUORS. orse- ° lf Proprietors of AMHUICAN CIGAK AND GLASS w WAitn co. : H-iG Snuth Hth St. Photographic Supplies , Boots Shoes Rubbers , , , WHOLESALE AND RETAIL er s . . 1-I. > I''a ma in St. -AT WHOLESALE. . ELECTRICAL SUPPLIES Ofllco and Salcsroora 1119-21.a Howard St. ISO * Farnam St , SAS.-I DO JS { BLINDS. East India- Bitters \A7iBiiams-tflayward FRUIT-PRODUCE. doldcn Sheaf l ure nye and Uourbon Whiskey. y v Shoe Willow Sprlnes DlstllUry , Her & Co. , 1112 Company Harney Street- 9 Wholesale Shoe Manufacturers .V.nnitfi-.cturcrs of WHOLESALE nekftllerberlz Sash Dooi's Blinds Etc , , , , Western Agents Goojycar Glove Rubbers , Commission Merchants. , 1114 Harney Street. 12th and I/.n\l Bts. S. W. Corner 12th anil Howard Stn. Membeiu of the Ntitional lngue of Commla. Blon Merchants of the United States. Wholesale STEAM-WATER jUPtLIES. 7 T. Lindsey , Liquor A/crc/ianls , * 1001 Furnani Street- WHOL.E3AUB RUBBER GOODS JOItBBKS 1OM.ir > DDiii-.ln'i ' Strcot. Fruit and Vegetables Manufacturers anil Jobbers of Stcnm. Oai and Owner of Chief Brand fiPECIALTinS Strawberries , Apples , Oranj ; < > * Lemons , CranLerrlts. Potatoes. 1017 Howard St. Wholesale Water Supplies of All Kinds. FURNITURE Liquors and Cigars , BAGS 1118 L'.irnum Street- & Stone 0 0 Importers and Manufacturers iioS-ruo Harney St. I'M WHOLESALE : Steam Pumps , Knslnesi nnd Boilers , Pipe , BAGS WHOLESALE Wind Mills , Steam nnd Plumbing Furniture Draperies Material , lulling , Hose , Etc. 614-16-18 South nth Street 1115-1117 Farnam Street. Wines , Liquors and Cigars. ' TOYS ANJ FANCY GOODS. 413-415 S. 15l'h Street. TYPE FOUNDRIES. BAKING P OWDER-i-EXTRACTS. - - LUMBER Hardy & Co- G F Type Foundry 'Joys , Dulls , Abtm ; and FANCY GOODS. SYRUPS Superior Copper Mixed Typi IB the beit on , the nirfkcl. flouia FurnUhlnES , ChliJien'x Carrlacti , Eto. . 131 ! ) Furnam Street. ELECTItOTYPn FOUNDHY. WHOLESALE Molasses , Sorghum , etc , . Preserves anil Jellies. 1114 Howard Street , DUMBER . . . YEAjl'-BAK/NG / POWDER. Alto tin cnna and Japanned naro. GKOCEHIKS 814 South 14th St. CHICORY in Thus Y@ast 60 , _ _ MeOordMBrady Oo. . American - "m < " * Maniifncturers' celeliiiitcd " - " T "On Tlmn Yt-ust" The AND RBTAIIj and German liaklnn Powder. Satlsfactloi > Chicory Go. 13th and Lcivcn\vorth : St. WHOLESALD suaranteed. Staple and Fancy Grocer fes , LUMBEF 4301 to . { J2i North Growers and manufacturers of all forms of rCA AND COITtC KOISIEH5 , Etc. Twcnlv-nrrht Street. - . Chicory OmalmtPieinant-O'Ncll , Omc * and Yards 12th anil California Kt the client. When tlic bosom becomes soiled U Is reversed , and w-hen both sides are unfit for public view lite lower double bosom Is brought Into use. Door knobs are bciiiK made In two hollow sections with a bell mechanism Inside to operate a striking .hammer , which hits the outer or bell section of the knob when a button In the ouUlda knob Is pressed. Ink can , bo quick/ ) made from a new preparation which corm s In small disks and can be mixed with vinegar and noda or llku material to producu effervescent action and llqul-1 Ink when the prejnrutlon dissolves. A now mop tub 1ms ono side made flat with a roller set In a hinged frame on the opposite side to be pressed * against the flat side of the pall by a foot lever and grip the end of the mop cloth wbllo It.Is . being twisted to wiltig It. A safeguard against pilferers of outhouses has just been patented. It consuls of a device described au an * explosive padlock. The padlock Is loaded with pawder and shot , and when a thief attempt ! ) to break It or twls' it from the door It explodes with great force , causing trouble to the Intruder and notifying the owner of the premises. An arrangement to raUo and lower car windows without trouble has been patented for the boneflt of long-suffering travelers by William J. Hcllley of St. Paul , Kan. Com. pressed air from the cnflno or elsewhere does most of the work. All the passenger has lo do Is to turn a crank or press a button - ton and the window will go up or down. There are others but none "Just as good" as Dr , Davis' Antl-JIeadache. VliWKI ) IIV A THAVHMMJ JIAV. OMAHA , Oct. 1C , To the Udltor of The Dee : Knowing uomcthlng of the personality of the iniiii whols backing the enterprise , It strikes me that no single event In the history of Omaha has over given greater reabon for Ecli'-congrutiilntion on the part of her cltl-i ZCIIE , tl-an the coining of P. U. Armour. | Away out and beyond the magnificent estab-1 l llshment wlih | lie Is o'cctlng at South | 'Omaha ' , nlth all its possibilities looking to ; j the material welfare ot the city , shines the I character of ltd founder. Ho will doubtless ] I continue to reside in Chicago , but his Inter- eats will closely Identify him with Omaha. | Plain , unassuming , gentle kind and .charitable . , 1 doubt If Chicago contains among | her 2,000,000 people a man BO universally I popular an the great packer , the head and , front of the famous'big four. Of all Amorl- j ca's successful business men who have au- i cumulated \ast fortuii's , ho Is par cxcel- ; Icnco distinctively the man of the people. , Prosperity has not spoiled Mm. Ho has not ! been knighted or decorated by foreign .potentates nor has he over cultivated the Anglo-maniac fol-du-rol < uid empty headed wauklshncis EO common with many of our 1 inultl-mllllonalrci He given with an open . hand , though with discretion ; hau put more 1 deserving men on their feet than any man In i America : has built and endowed at Ifatu ' ono Institution which has lor Us primary object the education , advancement and hap piness of a class of people to whom , but for his thoughtfulncss , the doors of knowledge would bo forever closed. The papers never I teem with ostentatious advertisements of his bounty , yet as a matter of fact ho annually more toward deserving charity than all i'iin-jKu'8 ' rich men combined. Uasy of approach preach ; a considerate taskmaster , an uner ring judge of character , brnad-mlndpil. affable to all who s.ek his advice or assist ance , his connection with the business In terests of O.Tmlm will be a red letter day hi her history. Anticipating the millions of people who will knock at our doois nixt jcir. I notice Hcmic far-i > eclng perron predicts that our hotels will be taxed to their iilniott capacity to accommodate alone the army of com mercial travelers to whom OniHha will he a Mecca during the exposition monthx Now , that Is no fairy tale. They will ho hero fro.ii far aud near. The man with the Gladstone and sample case knows a go d thing , and take my word for U , ho won't give up his choice quarters to the akoond of Swat or his highness , the right honorable- Richard Crokcr , K. C. II. Catch hltn tlecplng under a tent ? Well , hardly. The bridal chamlier Is none too good for him. It Is Inevitable that a whule row of lie tola will have to be erected or tome distinguished and desirable visitors will hustle for beds beneath the shining firmament with nothing but air be tween them and high heaven At all events , don't expect the men who pedlle soap , hair > pins and hardware to give up one jot or little In their fight for vested rights. Nobody ( juoEHoiiB their rights eo far as hotel accom modations are concerned. These- rights anu privileges are Inherent , and show or no show , the man would to very much an uncom mercial traveler who would resign them for an Instant. If anjbody sleeps under canvas next summer I'll wager ten to one U won't bu Ned Tape nf New York , Chicago and PbllaleJphU. The/ were hero before the exposition was thought of , and they will continue to arrive here lon after the affair Is forgotten. Surely my friend \Vllllo llrynn ought to como home. Hero's the South Dakota banks with cofTcTa full to repletion and nobody tel l loan the surplus to. The hornyOiandeil I farmers have got BO much money that they are giving the bankers the horsa laugh. ' l They dt/n't / want their money , thank you. IlankH are no good nohow. And tl.U so soon after Uro'r Ilrynn plastered'the country over with pa- thellc storlcH about the poverty stricken condition and abso'uto bankruptcy of the tnati with the hoe. Mo , oh my , what re cuperative pottt'M c farmers have suddenly cleieloped , Of coi no this wild story about the farmers ha\iug any money at all Is a plain , unvamlshrd lie. Hut If Ilre'r Hryan don I return and with masterly and con vincing argument prove UN filslty , people In this neck of woo-ls will ha very apt to takii moro or leta stock In the report. And u'l ' thlo time fcllver cuntlnues ID drop wl'h steady peislstency Ver'ly ' vorlly , free and unlimited wind rod pralrlo oratory are won derfully cheap comma lilies. What the people ple want now Is words , and Colonel W J. Jlryan Is the iimn whose got 'em to apart- Slif-4 your Kentucky Hllekor , William como homo where lt dry , and tell us how pros perous the country lll be when fcllver la bold by the ton at bargain counter rates COLONKL DINK J10TTS. You can't cine consumption but you can avoid It and cure every other form of throat or lung ttoublo by the UBC of Quo Uluul * Cough Cure ,