Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, October 03, 1897, Editorial Sheet, Page 16, Image 16

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    THE OMAHA DAILY BEEt BTJKDAY , OOTOPEB 8 , 180T.
To buy Fumishiii
House
Bedding anything in
BIG CUT IN COMPORTS Without first paying a visit to "The Peoples" is an unheard-of preceding.
75c Coin forts- . 38c Four Acres of Floor Space , big enough to ta\e in any department store in the city ,
thin wcuk
llllcd us novcr bofri o wltb the very Intcst anil most beautiful products of thorworkshop and loom. ZD
this $2.50 wonk Comforts , 98c Prices so low that it is merely a question -selection. .
$4.00 this week Comforts 165 Terms so easy that your purchases are paid f6r almost before you are aware of it.
$1.50 Cotton ' Blanket 75c Salesmen so courteous and obliging that you feel as if you had met a friend ,
$4.50 this week Wool Blanket , 198 Service so prompt that the goods reach your home often before you return.
this Wcofc ' . The only One-Price House Furnishing Establishment in the city. The only Establishment
$7.00 Blanket
tills week 2,95 ment which sell you as cheap on credit as for cash. The only establishment that gives you
$3-00 tlih week per pair 6 lb. Pillows . .1,25 your money back if you want it There is absolutely no competition on The People's prices ,
$2,00 Sofa Pillow
tills week 98c terms , service and guarantee.
Stupendous stove sacrifice
Carpet Estate Beckwith's Star Other Furniture
Oak genuine Estate basement ,
Bargains Heater round steel bargains argams
oak Coal hod . . 12c
YouVill agree with us that the plain truth is good We guarantee "ES- bv no other
enough for any business house when you see the goods TATIi OAKb" for perfect them We nt bought n , compulsory 300 stvlc of ut steel range satisfaction in durability - Stovepipe 6 in 9c f3.r > 0.Cobbler Rocker , this week 2,03
we advertise. When xve say values , it's values , and fect control of fire , for n bitf discount , cnnuling us to jrlvcii nnd price , Elbows . , . 9c 52.50 I.ndlca' ' Cane Seat Antiques HocUcr , this week Me
sell them uhuupcr than others on sale thla J2.00 'Oak Center Table ? , this week _ 75c
when the People's Furniture and Carpet Co. say reduced cleanliness , for durabil can buy them. A $19.00 one week 2925 Stove zinc . . -32c $ :0.00"Oak Combination Hook Case , this week JS.W
' ity and beautv. on sale this week. $3.00 Kitchen Safe , this week $2.Co
duced such values such lines find
prices on or on , you'll '
* * 7c . . . KMJ
Dampers , , . Jl.r.O Woven Wire Cot. this week
it so very time and that's what it is this time sure This s'.ovc is guaranteed 9.45 $14.00 Oak Hall Trees , this week ? 3.X ! >
Stove pokers , 3c $7.50 Mahogany Tnbourctte , this week 51.43
. Reluctions the best kind of teed to hold lire with Peninsular .
enough gain. Big on $3.00 Mahogany , Oik or Hbony Piano Stool , this week $1.43
goods made , and all the latest styles , with a third and a one charge of soft coal base Pipe collars. , 2c $12.(0 Oak Hook Case , this week $4.)3 . ! )
No8 $23.00 Oak Sideboard , this week $11.43
half of the price knocked off. for iorty-sevcn hours. Fire shovels . 5 c 50c Kitchen Chairs , this week 30o
Beyond "doubt the finest cook burner v $1.23 Oak Catio Seat dial . this week ( V.c 1
soft coal stove made. Wash boilers.52c $3.00 C-foot Extension Table , this week $ -1.ftJ
$1.50 Axmlrmtcrs , this week 9Sc stoves Need no talk to affirm $10.00 Oak ladles Writing Desk , this week $1.60
$1.25 Velvet , tills wuflt 7Sc A S20 00 stove on Tea kettles . 29c $3.00 llnmboo Mu ! e Cabinet , this week $1.2t
Jl.CO Body Brussels , tills week 9Sc itsgriodiiejss. The milkers give $ , ! 0.00 China Closet , this week $11.50
OOc Tnpcutry Carpets , this week -I0c special sale this week with oocl size oven ft written gunrantGo with each Steel fry pans lOc $1S.OO White Enamel Oiesscr , thlH week $7.90
70c All Wool Ingrnlns , this week \ 2c ! ) at line baker , worth genarully stove , und we buck it u [ ) . On ' . , .
J'w.OO Mahogany or Oak Frame Parlor Suit this week $21.50
45o ling-Cnrpet , tills week 2Sc $18 , on sale this week ut sale this week tit Tea . . 12c . .
30c Hemp Cnrpct , this week 14c pots , $20.00 lied Lounges , this week $ S.43
35c Mattings , this week 13c $18.00 Folding Ileds , this week $7.50
TCc Linoleums , this week 3Sc Coffee pots . . 7c $7.M White Enamel Iron Bed , this'week $3.13
$15.00 Misfit Brussels Cnrpct , this week $7.50 J2.,0 Wash Stiiiul , this week $1.21
$10.50 Misfit Inprnln Carpet" , this week S1.9S Lid Lifter - IcOn $30.00 Bed Uoom Suit , this week $11.50
2.000 OH Cloth Samples ( one yard Ffjuare ) , worth 50c , thla week 13o
1,500 yards Oil Cloth , worth GOc , this week l'c ! ' $20.00 Hoi ! Ton Ofllce Desks , this week $ i.S3 )
000 Door Mnts , worth 73c. this week 2So $13.(0 ( Chiffonier , this week $0.73
3,000 ynrels Remnants Matting , worth 3jc. this week Co . .
$15.09 Warelrobe , this week JG.75
2.0CO ynrds Inurnln Kcmnnnts , worth 73o , this week 23c
1,2.10 ynrds Ilcmnnnts Brussels , worth $1.23 , this week 3Sc $1.50 Infants' Crib , this week $3.S ! )
1.00 Hassocks , this week -fc On ii bin or in.nn On a bill of SjdO.OO On a Mil of tjtTS.OO $3.ew Cradle , thin week J1.C3
3.00 Carpet Sweeper , this week SI--I3 $1. ' ( > per treok or i ? l.e ) ( ) per iiiontli. ! . , ' > < > per TVt-e'lc or JJUJ.OO per month. $ : : . ' . ! . " > | it > r i\eeU or il.OO per inoiUll. J100 Hamboo Kas l , this week 4Sc
On a bill of . ei.oo On a bin of ijCiD.oo on it bill or . < ; io < ) .oe > _ $3.00 Oak Screen , this week $1,33
175 ] ivr i\evlc or 1 5.00 ] icr inontli. i ! Oil. per ivccl ; or if.S.OO ] icr iiiontli. ! ? - 5e per Muulc or $ UMM ) per muiitli.
On u bill of O ei ( ? - ! . ( ) ( lu-r.M-celc or tj < l. , . ( ) ( ) PIT moiitli.
Rugs ? 5.SO Dictionary Holder ? 2,75
$8.00 need Reception Chair $ ; i.90
0x0 Jnpnnusc Hug , worth $17.50 , thl fD.OO Tapestry Couch .
. $3.30
week ? 7.00
TxlO'A Japanese Ruga , ivorta $19.00 ? 2.00 High Clulr 9Sc
this week ? 8.50
TVIII.KS AM ) CllAIIlS KOIl UU.NT
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9x12 Japanese Huge , worth $20.00.
tills wvuk § 115.50 FOIL C\\in \ I'lHTIUS , K'I'C.
g BUTTONS AND HIS WAYS *
dp Boys Who AVork in Great Modern Hotels and tlicOpportnni-
ties Oir.-rod.
Bv 10. W. MAYO.
Arriving at a hotel toJajtlie first tiling
ft traveler" hears Is "Front" called out by
tlio clerk on duty. Immediately n gooel-look.
Ins b ° yi one of I'1" aozcu - sltttag In a row
Just oft the main corridor , hurries up , taltes
charge of the bigs , pilots the visitor up the
elevator and down a long hall to his room
on' the eleventh floor. Ho Is usually a re
spectful but buslne-islllco young fellow , who
wears a uniform of datk green and his thort
jacket has an amaziaG number of brass but
tons. You will learn prcsontly that the
adornment has caused him to be known as
Buttons.
Getting to know him better you will dis
cover that ho Is an exceedingly -wideawake
young chap who has taken your measure ou
the way-up and had decided In his own mind
. -whether you are likely to give him a dlmo era
a quarter at the end of thn trip.
The running of a modern hotel requires
A small array of employes. There are more
than 1,000 boys at work hi the hoteH of
jiow York city alone , and If all the members
of the "buttons" trlbo In this country were
brought together In ono place they would
make a 'boyarmy ' of Imposing size. It would
to & well-drlUqd army , too. for the first les-
on that buttons learns IB to be quick and
obedient , and his work makes him nlmblo
jwlth brain as well as with hands and feet.
In the largest hotels , whore between
twenty and thirty bell boja arc employed ,
tboy are nil In charge of a sort of buttons
captain , > vhoe duty It Is to see that they
ere kept In order and nro promptly on hand
to respond to calls. This head lioy has usually
served his tlmo In the ranhs , KO to speak ,
nnd somotlmM ho Is over 30 years of ago.
The head buttons In one of the great
metropolitan hotels died n few months ago ,
leaving H wife and child and A comfortable
fortune , oil of which ho had made from his
. work as a boll boy. Ho wns ccqualnted with
Eorao of 4ho most famous men In the coun
try nnd could lell Interesting stories of many
of the great politicians , for thn hotel Is ono
that entertain * various men prominent In the
Affairs of the nation. He had had many offcni
of good positions In other kinds of work , but
preferred to keep ( ho ro-ponslblo place that
tie bad 'long held , and was ono of the moat
.valued employes of tbo great hostelry. This
A IUIJU IN OHNTKAh I'AKK.
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bo tu exceptions ) caio. but it thows thu
possibilities ol tlio work.
Huttone usually begins \\l\n\ \ lie U about
It ) years old Only tho-e nha src reasonably
( irlglit , who are t\tiling to UCJT the unlfonn
And do exactly ns thry are told , nu-1 only
thobo who can ha thejvguBlily tr R'cJ are
occcptctl. If iho boy conma up to tlicso ro
4ulrt meats ho will not JluU Ul woik n
cult. At first he may be bullied a Ilttlo by
the older fellows , and ho Is apt to look upon
the captain as a tyrant , for that stern olllcl. l
keeps careful watch of the time ho takes
to do an errand , and keeps him busy rushing
uip and dow stairs , carrying visitors' cards
on a sliver plate or showing guests to their
room ? . After a little , however , ho bccomca
accustomed to his round of work , learns to
know the regular guests of the hotel , and
then. If ho Is bright and well mannered ,
abundant opportunities Ure offered for get
ting on.
A boy In ono of the fashionable hotels told
mo of his experience with a well known
French scholar nnd financier who was In
thla country for several months last year.
The Frenchman's work requited him to spend
most of his days In the olllco of a Wall street I
firm , but ho wanted to see Iho city and Us I
sights In his own way , and he selected Hut-
tons , who waa a very clever youngster , to be
hla guide. Tbo bay nus put on duty BO that
he had hU evenings to himself , and every
'
night ho cuterlnlned and was entertained' by
his Frenchman friend. The latter learned
English from lluttons ( I'm afraid that there
must have been a good deal of slang In hla
talk by the time ho returiicd to Parlf ) , and
lie taw New York through the eyoi of an
Amcilcan , boy , which was , no doubt , very In-
( erecting to him. And Uuttona lir.d a giand
tlmo.
"Wo went to the theaters and the music
halls and down In Chinatown and every
where. " tald ho In telling of It , "And wo
played billiard and rode on the cable cars
and sometimes In cabs. And ho was always
just a pollto to mo as he was to his swell
friends , " They became great chum * , and But
tons now clierlihvs the French Bcholir'u pho-
ograph among MJ most treaeured bclons-
RBV bell buy in ouo of the Now York family
hotels goes out one morning In each week
on a shopping tour with ono of the fashion
able women who lives there , and another boy
In the Mine hotel has a standing job of ac
companying one of New York's wealthy little
boys for a bicycle rldt In the park. Of
course , this is outside their regular work ,
but the opportunities for such odd Jobd came
to them In the course of their ordinary dutlo ? .
The Fifth Avenue hotel Is the recognized
headquarters for republican politicians of
New York , mid the boys In that hotel know
many of the most prominent men In the
party. They all swear by Senator Plait , who
makes the Fifth Avenue h'ls New York resi
dence.
"Ho always has a good morning for you , "
said ono of the boys in explanation of his open
admiration. "Now , I don't think much of
that Sec. Sherman. He's a crabbed old fel-
lorand never notices anybody. Mr. Harrlfion ,
though ; he was a dandy. Ho used to come
hero before he waa married , and ho was al
ways as jolly as you please. Ho gave mo a
I dollir once for doing an errand , and I've got
| it at homo now. "
Most of the boys leave the hoteb by the
i time they are of voting age. A few of them
1 stay on and become head boys In time , and a
' few others are gradually promoted to be
DOWN IN CHINATOWN.
clerks , but most of them get office positions ,
often through acquaintances made In the
hotels ,
Ono young man who was sent abroad re
cently as United State * coniul to a email Eng
lish city began life as a bell boy. Ills bright
ness caused a prominent republican politician
to become Interested In him , The politician
look Buttons Into his employ first as valet
and later as his private secretary , and finally
Induce ! President McKlnley to give him his
present position. Hli rise was due quite as
much to lila own efforts as to the friendship
of the politician , and his mates , who used to
jeer at him for putting In his spare moments
In reading and study , now wish that they had
beeu as wUc ,
IJI-'KEOTS OK IJIAGIXATIOX.
A Sturjllluvtrutlnir ( lie 1'ovrvr of
311 ml Over -Mutter.
During the slcgo of Breda , In the Nether-
lauds , the garrison w a badly afflicted with
the Ecurvy.
So useless vteu the medical aid afforded the
soldiers , anel so desperate were they In con
sequence , that they resolved to give up the
city to the enemy. i
This resolution came to the cars of the
prince of Orange. He Immediately wrote ad
dresses to the men , assuring them that ho
possessed remedies that were unknown to -
piiyslelans , and that ho would undertake
thrlr cure , provided they continued In the
discharge of their duty. Together with thcsa '
addresses he sent to the physicians small
vials of colored water , which the patients
were assured were of Immense price and of '
unspeakable value. Many , who declared thai I
all former remedies bad only made them I
woreo , now recovered In a few days. A lone
and Interesting account of the wonderful ]
working of this purely Imaginary antldotei .
was drawn up by M. Van eler Myo , one of the I
physicians of the garrison , whose office wan |
thus successfully usurped by the prince of i
Orange.
A corroborative proof of the well-known !
liower of the Imagination In affecting disease I
is afforelexl In the following Arabian fable : I
One day a trive'er ' met the Plague going Into I
Cairo , and accosted It thus : "For what pur
pose arc you entering Cairo ? " "To kill 3,000
lieople , " rejoined the Plague.
Some tlmo after the same traveler met the
Plague on his return , anel said : "But you
killed 30,000 ! "
"Nay , " rejoined the Plague , "I killed but
3,000 ; the rest died of fright. "
1MIATTI.U OF THIS YOUXGSTKHS.
Minister Ah , Tommy , Is that you ? I
trust you are alwa > 6 a good boy , Tommy ?
Tommy Yes Hlr.
Minister That's right. I am sure you are
always kind to your good mother.
Tommy Yea , sir. I was helping her yes
terday.
Minister Very glad to hear It , Tommy.
What did you do for her yesterday ?
Tommy I hplpcd her with the washing ,
sir. She said she couldn't get on with the
washing If wo didn't take our dinner an hour
sooner , and I took U as eoon as she had it
ready.
Two elueky small boys were quarreling ;
one was pouring forth a volume of vituper
ative epithets while the other leaned against
a fence and calmly contemplated him. When
the How of language was exhausted ho
said :
"Aro you tree ? "
" " '
"Yes.
"You ain't , got nuffin' more to say ? "
"Well , all dem tings what you calltd mo ,
you Is. "
Sunday School Teacher ( after delivering a
homily on loving and respecting one's par
ents ) You always obeyiyour parentu , do you
not , children ?
( JIBES ( In unison ) Yes'tn.
Teacher Now , Jlmmlo-'Jones , you may tell
us why you do so.
Jlmrnle ( promptly ) 'Cause dey're blgger'n
me , an' I getter ,
Little Willie Say , ma , , have they got a dog
over at Deacon Smlth'sT
Momma No , dear , notitnat I know of ; but
why do you ask ?
Little Willie Because when I was over
there yesterday I heard iMrn. Smith tell the
cook to chase the growler as soon as the
coast was clear.
Elderly Lady You and your brother are
twlus , are you not ?
Llttlo Boy Ycs'm. It's hard luck to bo
twins.
Elderly Lady How Is that ?
Llttlo Boy When mamma don't know
which of us docs a thing she llcka us both.
Said the Judge : "Do you understand the
nature of an oath ? "
And the Ilttlo boy looked up In astonish
ment as he replied ; "Gneea you don't know
my dad , or you wouldn't have asked that
question. "
AM.lTHI'll ' .MRTAI. WOHICEHS.
Hemtu Miiku Oriiiiiiif" < iil IHiiKCN , IMn
Triijx , I5u. ( , front Old Tin ,
The average boy and the occasional girl
like any amusement tu which hammer aud
nails figure , and llko It all the better If an
ornamental or useful result can bt produced ,
A somewhat novel application o ( this gen
eral titto U to bo found In racial work.
When the young mechanic finds mere car-
pantry pall upon him let him turn to a now
although related branch of Industry with
frish zeal. The tools rcqulrceV are few and
simple , just such as are to be found In the
average household In town and village. They
consist of n few files of different sizes , n pair
of tinsmith's shears , a coldchlsel , a pair of
pliers or "nippers , " aud an Iron vis ? . Any
old or ordinary kitchen table will servo for '
a work bench. Punches and fret saw maybe
bo added to the tool box If more ornate work
Is desired as skill Increases. I
The material needed Is even simpler ; old ,
tin cans and boxes , any small pieces of brass
or Iron piping , such as boys are always pickIng -
Ing up , sonio steel and common Iron nallB ,
Email brass screws with round heads , furnish
a lavish outfit.
The A B C erf metal 'work may bo found In
the ornamental hinge. It Is better to begin
with a small on ? . A piece of tin three and
one-quarter Inches long by ono and one-half
Inches wldo Is a good slzo. With a eliarp-
polnter Instrument draw a line on the sur-
'aco an Inch from each end of this oblons
piece. Then dlvldo the middle section , an
ihown In the Illustration , and cut out by
these lines , which will give the two portions
of the hinge. Punch holes for the screws In
the places \ indicated by crosses In the
llanges ,
Ou each flange punch holes In regular order
to form the decorative design , aa In the second
end illustration. The young artisan may
vary tbo ornamentation at pleasure , and often
will find this more distinctly artistic branch
of the work to be the more Interesting. The
dots may be punched entirely through the tin
or merely Indented deeply. The silts may be
varied In similar manner , and the holes and
Indentations can bo combined effectively in
the same design.
This part of the work done > , the hlnce Is
to be put together by- using a round steel
nail as a pivot. Wrap the flap around the
nail by tbo aid of a hammer aud nippers and
when they are firmly adjusted hammer the
sharp point of the nail down sufficiently to
prevent the hlngo from slipping off.
Having acquired some deftnon In using
tbo tools by this simple tak , something else
may be attempted In the way of decoration ,
such as cutting out geometrical figures In
the tlu through which the wood shows , some
times Inserting round-headed brass screws
In relief pattern * , sometimes Oiling the "cut
out" places with red lead or other color.
For cutting out Into branches and sprays
a fret-saw Is necessary. An effective re
pousse can be obtained by uilng a small
hammer and a Urge blunt nail for a punch ,
Relief con bo made either by hammering
back the surrounding portion or hammering
out the relief IUef. )
Pretty pin or match trays may bo made
by cutting out a ciroulaplpco of tin , sboet
brass or ccyper the required slzu and marking
another circle within it with a blind punch
( one side does not go through ) . With the
pliers bend the edge up at Interval * , tlio In
dented circle defining the Hut portion of the
tray. If you have a visa Im which to secuie
the pleco ho much the botto. % Do not try to
bend the edge up evenly. Tlio Irregularity IK
prettier In Its Hov.iiiG curves. The decorative
deslfsn may be. applied to edge and center
before turning- the edge. When the form Is
completed thu entire tr.iy may bo covered
with black lacquer , gilding or bronze , If de
sired. ,
Such a tray niHy ba converted Into .a bed
room candlestick by taking a round piece e > f
tin or whatever metal was used for the
tray , cutting It Into the shape of n clover
leaf anel bending up the thrco leaves Into a
e up. Thin can bo riveted easily Into the
center of the tray.
Handles for boxes and drawers can be
made by cutting tbe > Iront piece the desired
size and form , and having secured It to the
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article with two largo holes perforated
through both wood and metal , pans a stout
wlro of brjis or Iron through tlio holes and
bend on Iho Inner side.
Common Iron nails c.in bo filed Into a
variety of blind punches nnd stamps , diamond
mend shaped , oblong or hquaro. Ilrass or
Iron tubing furnishes excellent cutting out
punches ,
hAHOIt AM ) IMIII.STKY.
A paper telegraph wire Is announced.
Japan Is buying South Carolina phos
phate.
Wabhlngton's wool clip for 1897 amounts to
C,000,000 pounds.
Dondbvllle , Mass. , mills are so driven with
orders that they are running nights.
Three-fourths of all the Iron mined In the
United Stater is shipped from Uuluth.
Four vestels at Tacoma are loading with
4.600.00 feet of lumber for foreign ports.
A woolen mill at Almonte , Ont. , Is to be
run by e-ompressed air a * the motUo power.
Tlu > Itlchrnond cotton mill at Columbia , S.
C. , started running on full time September
20.
20.Tho Anr.oskcag corporation mills at Man
chester , N. H , employing 10,000 persons
started up last week.
Within six months the Pullman ihopi at
Chicago , III. , will bo exerted to their ut jest
capacity , There are already l.OOU wore )
at work in the shops than at this time last
year. j
Probably nt no tlmo during the past four
years have so many people found employ
ment In Stafford , Ct. , as at present.
Wo can deliver steel girders from our
Ame.rlc.inmills Into Kngland 15 per cent ,
cheaper than they can make thorn there.
-Mexico exported to the United States last
jctri.000.000 pounds of chicle , nn , exudation
of the sapcta tree , which IB used for chow-
1112 gum.
.Myron F. Thomas of Campello , Mass. , an
nounces that he will build a new shoe fac
tory nt Urockton and a Htart will bo made
on It next week.
The Victor Cotton Mill company of cen
tral South Carolina will complete Its plant as
early as passible , In order to begin opera
tions November 1.
It Is almost impnshlblo to secure deep
water Bailers at San Franciscu. Five grain
laden thips have been lying at ancjior In the
Htre.em for several Jays waiting for crown.
The Pcndletou , Hed Key nnd Greenfield
window glr.-s companies of Anderson , Ind. ,
called for the wage scale during tbo last
week , signed It Independently of the other
companlCH and Htaitcd their plants.
No. 1 mill at the Eagle & Phoenix plant ,
Columbus , Ga. , IK now running day and
night with a full froco In all departments.
This airangemcnt will continue for several
mouths.
The People's Cotton factory of Montgom
ery , Ala. , comuuured opeintlons .September
0. It has 10,000 Ejilndlea and will turn out
16,000 yards of cloth a day , giving empls/-
mcnt to oUO persons.
Orders have bccni received from the treas
urer of thu Monadnoclc cotton mills , Clarc-
mont , N. H. , ordeiliiR the mills 10 start en
full time at onco. The p'.int has IIL-CII rune
nlug on half tlmo for over a year.
Three larso coidage mills which have been
Idle Elnce the National Cordage company
tolled , fclx yosrs ago , have been bought byl
Xcnli , 0. , capitalists end others , aud all will
bo started. The plantH cost over ff-00,000
and employ many men , I
Tlio United SUtcs rrcisul at Amoy , China ,
sajs In a icceut dispatch : "The Chinese
people prefer American cotton fabrics , spin
nings , Hour , oilH , canned goods and meats
and oven buy them at higher prices than
other Importations can bo had for. " 1I
also ways : "Thero Is a more amicable feel
ing existing bt'twe'e-n the natives nnd for
eigners at Amoy and tu the t < urroicidlng :
country than propably exists at any other
lort la Clilna. "
I , > I MIT Klictiri'H.
Cleveland Plain Dealer : Miss Shapclelgh
Ne , Hlr , figures don't Ilo.
Mr. Cynlcus They don't , eh ? Well , I
happen to have proof that they do.
Miss ShnpelolBu I'd like to know what
your proof Is ,
Mr. Cynlcus While at tlio seashore this
Bummer I met a number of ladles that I had
always been l ; d to bellevo wcro rather
[ ilump , I uuppoHO
'Hut ' she changed the subject.
Itching , tcaly , Herding palrax , tlia
ttd painful linger tiui ! , plinplfi ,
oily , ta'illiy kkludry , , Ililn , cud falllni ; liulr , ( tch.
lUK.ic.ily iralpt , ull jleld quickly to warm liallii
T/ilh CUTICIMU Foil- , end ui-ntlu
with Cuiicuiu ( oliiimcnt ; , tLc greet ekla euro.
I < ictd ihtc-iicbojttl > < TC > rU. I'oiri t Vivo ino Cmu.
Conr. hol r oti.Ho.H > i . .
ULT"Uvv la fiudurc frfl , V litU llinai"lte.
[ mm HUMORS