rr H THE OMAHA DAILY 1Uafl5 ; FIU1)AY , JA IT ARY 17 , . 1800. THE OMAHA DAILY BEE. IT. nOSKWATKH , IMIlor. ruiiMHiiRD nviniY ' THUMB OV StJimcniPTION : Dally lie * ( Without Kunriar ) , On Year t SfO Daily life niul HunJay , One Yenr 1 } < W nix Months | 0 Three Month * ' BO Kunilny Iloe. One Yenr 200 Rntunfay Hoc , Ono Year 1 M \ \ > cdr ! U e. One Ycnr U OPI'ICi:9t Omihn. The n o tlulMIng , Boulli omnha. Singer Illh. . Cirner W nn-1 llth Sis. Council lilnrrn , 12 1'cnil Street. Chicago Ofltee , J17 Chamber of Commerce. New York , Ilnmnii 1J. nn.l 15. Trllmne IJulHlng. Washington , 1WT V StlfCl. .V. W. All cotnnvjnlcnllonii feinting to nenr * nnrt edi torial ninllcr iliotiM Ixs nililre eilt To the Editor. tll'rflNHSa I.KTTR11B : All Illinium Ifttera nnd remittances nhouM 1)0 nddrmMd to Tlic l > e PnMMiInc Company. Omnln. DrnflR , cli/rks nnd poMitneo nnlcix to bo ronde ii-ivnllc to the nnlir of the omiimny. TIII : line punMsiiiNo COMPANY. STATEMENT OK CIHCtlhATION. 11. Tncliucfc , secretary of The life Tub. Uniting company , twine Outv nwsrn , snyn thnt the netital numttfr of full < ui < I cnniiilete copies of the Dally Morning. i\rnlnic nnd HumUiv llee prlnteil tlurtaK the month of December , ! S9j , wns us fol- lawn : 1 . ( * W 17 . 19.058 2. . . . . 18 3 1V/H 4 19.0V ) ? 0 T. . ZM" 5. . . . 21 - C . 1301 22 . 24.112' ) 7 . 19,12) 23 . 21 , E.1.1 X . . . 20.1.-.3 21 . 21..V' ' . 9 . 13.11) 23 . 17.S.VI 10 . 19.187 2 < i . . . . 21 , U1) 11 . 19.119 27 . S1.4T2 12 . 19,111 2S . 21,614 13 . . , . , . 1SV ( | ) 20 . . 13 , ! * ) 14 . 1.1.518 M . 21 DI1 20.CSO 31 . 20,929 10 . 19,092 _ TuMl i . C15.5M Ixm ilinluclloiH fur unsold nnd returned paper * . 7 , < I3 Net Mien . C10.M5 Dally lUeraKo . . . IJ.iOj OKOIIOI3 n. TZSl'HUCK. fiworn li LeforB m < mul sulmcilbed In my prononco thin ! < 1 dnv of Jnnunry. 1166. - ( Bcnl. ) N. I * . Fl'II. . Notnry PuMlc. SiMiiitor CMiiimllur Ims llrctl miotliur volley of barbed arrows into llic bour bon ca mi ) . _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Apparently the band tbut bound the bond syndicate tiwulhur was not stront ; enough. If setting in liN work early lucann nnytliln ; , ' , Senator Quay proposes to pet on tlio Inside trade leading toward the republican national convention. Keepers of dives and lawless resorts who stand In with the police commis sion nru protected ! Tlioso who Incur their displeasure arc rejected and pros ecuted. The democrats In the Iowa legislature had to hold a caucus to determine for whom their votes should be cast for senator Just to preserve the form for posterity. We have been walllii } , ' In patience for some one of Colorado's successful women politicians to launch a boomlct nt least for the vice presidency If not for the presidency. Any one who does not want to have his name considered In connection with his party's presidential nomination need say only a word to put the anxiety of Ills friends at rest. 1C reports are not misleading , the pop ulists are going to llx the date of their convention So as to ascertain whether July 4 , IS'JO , will prove as much of a talisman as did July ! , 1770. Omaha Is promised some Rood racing tlio coining season as one of the points on the western racing circuit. AVe were sure that the construction of that mile track would Improve Omaha's chances for recognition In racing circles. The state treasurer still has $211.000 of state money locked up In broken banks chalked up as assets against the outstanding temporary Indebtedness. When this item Is realized on It will consist of a draft on the taxpayers for at least half of the face sum. Secretary Morton was unable to de liver the address for which ho was billed before the State Historical society at Lincoln , but he sent his manuscript properly attested by the regulation num ber of alliterative phrases. No one will dispute the genuineness of. the article. ( lOvernor Ilolcomb doesn't see any rea son why the state should have hun dreds of thousands of dollars of out standing registered warrants drawing f > per cent Interest when It can Just as well keep the interest by investing Idle school moneys in those securities. Nei ther does any one elsv' ' . An Iowa manufacturing linn has de cided to locate in this city. It comes of Its own motion , and docs not ask a bonus nor special privileges , Kvery such enterprise Is welcomed by the people of Oniiihn , whoso chief hope is that the city will at no distant day become a great manufacturing center. A Minneapolis paper berates the man ager of the Western llano Hall "league for preferring thnt Omaha , rather than Grand Itaplds , shall be taken Into the league for the coming season. It Is ad mitted , however , that Omaha is a much better patron of the national game than her Michigan competitor. Wo hope this momentous question will Dually bo settled upon Its merits. Another Omahan has returned from Cripple Creole , impressed with the knowledge that Interested boomers are largely responsible for thu rush of people ple into that camp. IIu sees no other fate for most of them limn starvation nnd distress. It Is folly for men to go there unless fully prepared to maintain themselves without work. The place Is crowded with Impoverished fortune hunters. Mr. ItlioiuU'a of thu sciiool board sug gests , as u measure of economy , that some of thu nub urban schools bo dosed for the season , requiring pupils to walk to the larger schools within the city. It Is doubtful , bnwover , whether of retrenchment would work AVhllo It is truu that huiulreds of High school luiplls reside in remote suburban districts , It must be berne lu m I ml that they are all over 112 years old , and many uru full grown. To re- ( julri ) small children to attend school miles nway from their homes might Involve a k'loat deal of hardship. SKAVITOH , UMJ > ( hV. The re-election of Senator Allison , whose fourth term In the United States senate will expire March 4 , ISO" , was never In doubt , but the renewed attesta tion of the esteem and confidence of thu republicans of Iowa merits more than passing attention. Senator Alllton Is a statesman of International fame. He Is one of the most distinguished men In public life and his long experience | n congress has enabled him to acquire n mass of Information regarding financial and economic < iuestloiin possessed by few and which constitute him an au thority. Ills great ability is acknowl edged by men of all parties , while his thoroughness nnd Integrity in the treat ment of all subjects whleh he Is called njwii to consider give especial value to Senator Allison's views and opinions. He N essentially a conservative man , but his republicanism Is uiuiuestlonable and no man In congress has done better service than he In behnlf of the protec tion of American Industries , the main tenance of a sound currency and the up holding of the national credit. His voice and his vote have at all times been ut the command of his party In advocacy of its principles , his record of fidelity In this respect being without a blemish. It In nol surprising , therefore , that Sen ator Allison lias kept a firm hold upon the respect and confidence of the repub licans of Iowa and that they have again attested their devotion to him with unanimity nnd enthusiasm. Senator Allison's name will be pre sented to the republican national con vention for the presidential nomination and he will have the solid and steadfast support of the Iowa delegation. Ills friends believe that he will make n strong showing and that his chances of securing ( lie nomination are as good as those of any one whoso liame will go before the convention. There Is no lack of evidence that Senator Allison Is well thought of as a pos sible presidential candidate by re publicans generally. One Influen tial Ohio republican paper recently said of him : "There are few men In the army of nble republicans who possess as many points of strength fitting them for tin ; dutliis of the presidency of the United States as Senator AHNon. His natural tastes and abilities and bis life work have contributed to his equipment for the greatest otliee within the gift of the people. " The Iowa congressional lelegation having organized to open Sen ator Allison's campaign for the prenl- lentlal nomination more will bo heard of him hereafter In this relation. AS TO JtltlTlSJI UK ? So contradictory and confusing are the utterances of the London press that II Is Impossible to determine with any degree of certainty what the real senti ment of the llrltish government and people Is In regard to the Venezuelan jaso. A few days ago all the condi tions seemed favorable to an amicable settlement oC the controversy without unnecessary delay. A London paper which was said to bo Inspired by the government made cordial acknowledg ment of what Is termed the "magnani mous attitude" of the United States toward England in respect to the South African Incident. The American people were complimented on having main tained "an honorable , courteous re serve , " and It was said that our con- duet had "Inspired the English govern ment with a desire to meet our kinsfolk across the Atlantic In a friendly spirit. " It was Intimated that Lord Salisbury would at once lay before the American commission the whole British case ante to the Venezuelan boundary and that he was willing to have Its findings re ferred for arbitration to some impartial European power. This was welcomed as evidence of a decided change for the better lu British sentiment , but later newspaper ex pressions , some of them presumed to be "Inspired , " have given the situation a less favorable aspect. The very con ciliatory speech of Mr. Balfour , who Is ( i member of the cabinet and the con servative leader In the House of Com mons , in which lie said the British gov ernment had concurred in the Monroe- doctrine seventy years ago , and strongly deprecated Avar between Great Britain and tlio United States , is made the text for an article In the St. .lames fiuxctte , the tone of which is decidedly arrogant , If not Insolent , toward this country. We are told that the contro versy between Venezuela and Great Britain innut bo settled by those coun tries without the InterrL-renco of the United States and thnt If the American people de.slre to avoid war It rests with themselves to do HO. There appears , also , fo bo a disposition to Introduce a new complication , tlio London Times , believed to bo more In the confidence of Lord Salisbury than any other paiwr , having declared that the British gov ernment can make no concessions re specting Its retention of sovereignty over bonn fide settled districts , so that If the American commission should find that any of these settled districts can not fairly bo claimed as British terri tory thnt finding would bo disregarded by the British government. This is anew now feature of the Issue which may be troublesome If adhered to by Great Britain. It must be presumed thnt Mr. Balfour , who Is one of tlu > most careful of Eng lish statesmen In his utterances , Is thoroughly familiar with the senti ments of the ministry on this subject , so that it must bo concluded from his speech at Manchester that the Brltisn government has no Intention to oppose the Monroe doctrine , while It Is strongly averse to n hostile conflict with the United States. This utterance of so conspicuous a political leader as Mr. Balfour ought to have n reassuring effect , notwithstanding the fact that some of the newspaper expressions arts not In line with It. It Is perfectly ob vious , however , that all possibility of the Venezuelan case becoming trouble some has not been removed. Meanwhile , pending the boundary Investigation by tlio American commission , our govern ment will passively await the result of thu Investigation. There Is no necessity for any additional declaration regard- lug the .Monroe doctrine , uor for any expression by congress respecting the Venezuelan cnso. The attitude of the United States In the matter la perfectly understood , us , also , Is the sentiment of the people , and no expression from con gress at this time could make thes pin I n or. OK. 8AVltlim DAXdKll Omaha Is the healthiest city In the world. Health Commissioner Savlllc Ims certified to thnt fact olllclnlly scv oral times , nnd other doctors have con firmed his otllclal assertion. But Ir Savlllo declares olllclnlly to tbo Board of Health that Omaha has had a nar row escape within the past year from drendful epidemics , contagious diseases nnd general debility. If wo are to bo llevo Dr. Savlllo , the yellow flag , the red flag and the green ling would have been displayed on every other house li Omnha if It had not been for the un remitting labors of the olllclal gern butchers , the Insect mnslier * , the milk tasters nnd dog killers employed b > the health board. And the good docloi assures us that a shortage of null- toxlne , vermifuge , mlcrobefugo ant' subterfuue came nearly carrying on" many thousands of defenseless men , women and children last fall. If the moribund health department had only been provided with funds to procure the proper appliances and the intelli gent use of disinfectants , they could have eradicated all the malignant dis eases thnt Omaha flesh Is heir to. As It was , Its operations wore confined to curtailing caudal appondnges of healthy but untractablo canines , holding In quests over dead animals , and packing primary elections. Anil now Dr. Snvlllo iMsplnys the dan ger signal and cold wave flag over the city hall tower , nnd warns the city council against the awfully awful things Hint will happen If money , and plenty of money , Is not placed at the disposition of the Board of Health. With this augury pf distress the doctor submits his estimate of the cost of keep ing up Ills department , as follows : Salaries . - . ? 7 , < H Printing 570 Disinfectants ana anll-toxlno 203 examinations and analyses 500 Miscellaneous 390 Dead animal bills 2,009 Total . _ . . In addition to this , the guardian of the public health recommends an ap propriation $2,000 for hospitals. As in economic stem-\ylnder , Dr. Savlllo las embalmed himself In the hearts and memories of all Omaha Taxpayers. Kevun thousand and forty dollars for salaries , and only i00 for antl-toxlne ind carbolic soapsuds ! Just think of .t ! Two thousand dollars , for the don Irowner and garbage dumper , and fL',000 for hospitals ! Five hundred dol- ars for chemical experts , and ijriTO for tag-printing and letter beads , orna- nented with the city hall glastleus crest ! 3an It be possible tb.it the public- lealth can be absolutely insured against 'holora. Infantum , meningitis and noasles at such a moderate premium ? The city council should not hesitate a ninute In voting those ? 7OJO for salar- es and $2,0XJ. ( for dead animals. If here Is to be any pruning , by all means cnoek out the ? _ ' , ) ( ) fur hospitals and the .foOO for chemical analyses. Ueinem- ber , dead dogs tell no .tales , while live ward politicians Avlll continue to gnaw vour vitals If yon don't throw a bone to them. The danger signal of Dr. Savllle must be heeded. A MATTtlll OF SKTt The quc.stlon of according belligerent rights to the Cuban insurgents was be fore the senate yesterday and Senator Platt remarked that recognition was not to be viewed as an act due the insur gents , but was a question affecting the United States. Sentiment and sympathy are very well and the American people may give the Cuban patriots , an endless amount of moral support , but when It comes to a question of olllclal action we nuist not ignore considerations of sulf- Inteiest. It is both necessary that we should respect the principles of intci'T national law' ' In tills matttr and have re gard for the effect of any olllclal action upon claims ngninst Spain which this government may make for lossas to * American citizens In Cuba. It is said that those losses already amount to more limn $20 , < ) UO- ( XX ) , for which Spain can bo held re sponsible , but fwr all property destroyed after the formal recognition of the bel ligerency of the insurgents Spain would not be liable. Perhaps it would not be possible , in any event , to collect in demnity , but thnt Is not a point to ba considered. The government should not put Itself In a position thnt might debar American citizens from presenting claims for losses suffered. Senator IMatt's suggestion that there should be no haste in this matter and every move should proceed aceordlng to the ivcog- nlswd rules of InternntloHnl law was sound. There Is an exaggerated Idea regarding the value to the Insurgents of belligerent rights. When Thomas Swobo mndo the declaration last fall that the comptroller could not hnvo a perfect check upon the city treasury unless ho also chucked up the city clerk's ollice , ho was ridi culed us an Ignoramus by the World- Herald. And now City Cleric Illgby , In his annual report , makes the state ment that $12,702.82 , payable Into the license fund , had passed through his hands during the year. This goes to show that Mr. Swobo was eminently correct In his conclusions. It was as much the duty of the comptroller to check up the city clerk's books us It was to chock up tlio books of the police court Without biich checking ho could have 110 means of tracing the moneys that wore to bo credited to the school fund from Hues and licenses Into the treasury. Citizens of rottawattiunlo county are demanding that systematic methods be adopted lu dispensing public charity to paupers. Applicants are to bo required to make allldnvlt to their impoverished condition , place of residence , term of residence , etc. The county board Is re quested to appoint an agent in every township , who tlinll be overseer of the poor In that district and dispense-sup plies only to those known to bo worthy of them. ThoiP anil other wlso provisions the board ! * ' 'vNppctod ' to adopt. Ue- duced to n.system , there Is little chance for Imposition. , The Douglas county commissioners jntglit ilo well to emulate the example" 6T their compeers across " T" " the river. „ According' , t ( > , the report of the city clerk , there1 "won ? sixty-three regular and twenty hrt'o special meetings held by the eojjji'eifj ' during the year 181)5. ) According to the warrant record of the comptroller , 'fftrto ' were paid out of the city treasury to the man who stood guard over' the council while It held those eighty-six meetings. In other words , the city of Omaha paid a frac tion over $10 for the useless services of a sergeant-at-nrms of the council every time that this august body held a meeting lasting from twenty minutes to three hours. The wheelmen of this city are greatly Interested in providing a track between this city and Council Bluffs , and have started ngltntlou to that end. Before long they will nwaken to the fuel that the roadway between the two cities was the work of real estnto boomers who hoped to sell tins vacant lauds abutting the roadway. When these lots can bo sold and the district shall have been built up , the boulevard will doubt less bo Improved. Meantime , the wheel men must ho content with the paved country roads In Douglas county. Senator Allen's bill to forbid American citizens to accept titles or decorations at the hands' of foreign potentates or gov ernments failed to got a favorable re port from thu foreign relations commit tee. Any American who can persuade in Ashnnteo king to hang a string of red and yellow beads about bis neck will therefore continue to have the privi lege of displaying the ornament among ills friends in his native country. The .Slininc of Drill- . Indianapolis Journal. If tha Insurrection in Cuba were cue by monarc'iU'ta ' to evcrthrow a republic all the maturchtes of Europe would have recognized the belligerency or th3 Insurgents before now. . - - c. \ Thu Cli-nrliiKT Horizon. nio'je-Doniocrnt. The war clouds < n the t\\o hsmlsphcre ? lave pretty nearly disappeared. When the llplomats talcs their hands off the business , tRjirovoment will be resumed. Business has j.cn attacked by n goorl miny forbidden and 'ibhoncnt forcoj In tlio past few weeks. Paul Ivriii'tTi'r'.N Trlmiipli. Xow York < \dv 'itlspr. "Uncle Paul' Kriteger may not be as sppc- : iculnr a illplotint ao was the late Dlsraoll , jut ho has ni3un that he Is an antagonist vhom Lord Snllsbiiry and wily Joe Chamber- an ! have reason \t7 respect. THe rare old qualities of tfle 'fighting ' Dutch bleed arc evl- ' lently not yet extinct. o ' < ] _ _ Siriin.'iiniul I'eciillnr. flaivtr UspuUlcan. It certain ! } } ' ( i ! ' & peculiar thing that the United States w'jIU ) almost upon lh& verge of var with Rnglahd , should ask tho. latter to c'ok after thcj Interests of American citizens n the TransjaaLj It contradicts the Idea tat there iSj mjiqji bitterness btwoan the wo cauntrieaeatlgast In m far .as our State lepartment represents public sentiment. Simllou-er from Afar. SprlngrffM TMfleM llepubllcnn. These tire ttfc days' cf ssecret political crfpn-r ZPttons. " Even Kansas ; ' that place of stenorlan rtlitics , where all the populace declare all heir principles all' the- time , till { he welkin rings and the landscape wabbles up and lawn , now has a secret political order of its iwn. Perhaps this would never have been f it did net concrm the llqu r Question , on vhieh the atlvocates of the new' schema have earned to 1'cep ( lark by an exper'ence of ourtcen years. It la tha purpose of this ntw organization to down prohibition and by prlng the officials hspe to have 123,000 mom- ) ors. The pnsiword is salJ to bs "Here's low ; " an ancient Arabian expression of de- 'pat , and the mcmbrs signal to each other by a carloiH movement of the eyes , by which one remains open , wnuo me otner is siowiy closed. Kntliipr Crotv mnl I2ntliiK Dirt. London Saturday Ilevlew ; January 2. In another cilumn we advocate concessions a the United States In regard to the dLs- ) ute with Venezuela. It appears that during his cantury we have drawn no fewer than even lines defining the boundary of British Guiana. Under these circumstances there | iould be no difficulty In submitting the vholo que&tlrn to arbitration , and If we make his conceselon to the Un'ted States , why i3t make It in the. best way ? Wo do not \ant the European commission proposed by Ir. Stanley. We arc ( juito willing to trust n American commission If the president w'll elect such Arnaricins as we oin have confl- pnc # In ; and thus our difficulty with the United States- cannot cnly be put an c-nd to , jut even the bitterness cauwd by our attitude n their civil \sar may be finally done away vlth. Whoever opposes the uotlan that Lord allsbury should yield thus far , should re- icmber England's Isclatsd position nnd her rernlEs on the continent of Europe. The xow York Sun puts It excellently. "It is istter , " it sayt1 , "for England .to cut crow at omG than to eit dirt abroad , " and though , we Isllko eating crew , we would rather oat a roat deal of it than a very little foreign ! rt. ui3sn.vri.icixnxKss. . Kansas City Times : The brightest gem In the American crown of human freedom would bo the roseue of the Armenian race from Iti ) Imminent terrible doom. Kansas City Star : Clara Harton has tliosii rlghUi In Armenia which the humane uontlment of the wnrld concedes to every good man and good woman whoso mhoton it Is to relieve distress end ameliorate suf fering. In doaylng her this ( privilege the Eii'.tan of Turkey baj proclaimed hlmroir a barbarian and a ttavcaty on the civilization ot tlio nineteenth ' century , Chicago I'oat : , Abdul Ila-mld'a refusal to allow the angels/if , , mercy to visit stricken Armenia , will TTmay'o and fihoek tha whole Christian world"j.Thero ! ) lu no nee , how- cvev , arguing tjjp .caje with the caliph. He lu be-yond p.rRUiuenf. Miss Ilarto.'a oxpa- Ulllon will liavpjo/jo abandoned. But this Jant anil most fleDJwblo act of the Ottoman tyrant wil ! optfr Iff American government to IUKO upn dltp.iwwws their duty to In tervene , Let'XracVlca appeal to the czar and to Grcit Irrltaih for a Russian occQpa- tlon of Armenia. } " ' Chicago Tribune ; . This action cf the Turkish govercnient , Is lu the nature of an Insult to Chrll.ojuUmi. Having had the ability to provintjjliu treaty pswera from coming to the pnyplral protection of the Armenians by playing them off one against the otlie : on tl/cru is of their mutual Jeal- cusles , It now jtpbitiitlr refuses to allow a Ecclety recognl&A 1)'V ) all ot them , and rec ognize. ! by itsc/f / durlniJ tlio last thirty years ea an Intercattmat phllanthroplcal organiza tion , to came'to''the relief of Armenians suffering from tno Invasion of Turka and Kurd : ) , frcm massacre , pillage and actual starvation. Now York Tribune : American horror at the Armenian butcheries , which has nub- uided of hto In the face of other stirring ! In ternational Incidents , may well be kindled afroh by the latest development of Turkish tyranny and Inhumanity. The sultan gives notice through his legation at Washington that no foreign association , Instancing the Hod Cro 3 society specifically , shall dis tribute money among his mibjecta. He In timates that Uie distress Is largely Imagin ary , anyway , and adds , with a grim bhow of bcnovolenro which makw one shudder , that ho himself wll ) tee la It that the wants of bis people ars alleviated. How much longer are the Christian powcra of Europe Going to wait before laklns decisive iHej > d to prelect the stricken Christians of Armenia ' menia ? I THIS I.VU1UAT12. Ho Dnlllrn wliti Itir MUMP niul I'ro vokcN Somp frltlHfttti. Following nro three st.inins from the Hrlt l li Inuroito's "poem" entitled "Jameson * Hide : " Wrong ! Is It wrong ? Well , mny be : Hilt I'm Roliif * , boy * , nil the snine. Po they think rno n btirplicr's b.ttiv To be scared by n scolding nntno ? They mny ntRiio nnd prate nnd order ! ( Jo tell them lo ? nve their breath. Then over the Trnnsvnnl border , And gallop for life or death. Itlcht sweet Is the marksman's rnltlc , And swcrtef the cnnnon'a roar , Hut 'tla bitterly hard to battle Helcnmire-d , nnd one to four. I cnn tell you It wnsn't n trifle To swarm over Kriicgorpdorp glen , And they piled tin with round and rllle , And ploughed us ngnln nnd ngaln. I suppose we were wronc were madmen ; Still , I think nt the Judgment dnv , When Gml sft ! < ! the peed from the bad men There'll be something more to say. Weerc wrong , but we nrcn't hnlt sorry , And aa one of the bridled band , I would rather have hml that ferny Thnn the crushing ! ) of nil the Unnd. New York Tribune : If the now poet laure ate would wrlto a poem of resignation al might be forgiven. Washington Post : Laureate Austin's pom was very rank , but It will take something more severe to bluff England's enemies. Ir.dlanapollo Now * : The masses nt the Engllph theaters have been "aroused to a war pitch" by the recital of Alfred Austin's ) latest poem. U Is ensugh to drlvo nnybdy mad. Philadelphia Press : Laureate Austin had better look out. The soap men will be after him to turn out some verso for their now ventures. Ills muse Is certainly commercial enough , though not Al. New York Mall nnd Express : Laureate Austin's latest effort In verse amounts to little moro than an act ot war upon the honorable traditions of English poetry. It breathea the spirit of hostility to originality and art , and It la pitched In tones which sound like n piping : treble among the majes tic voices which have thundered In English literature. New York Sun : Hon. Alfred Austin's last effort would cause any gentleman engaged In the metrical celebration of soap to bo fired with all convenient speed , but for Mr. Austin It is ns moro than might hove been expected. Yet when he asks In "Jameson's Ride , " "Wrong , is it wrong ? " every truthful man must make answer : "Yea , Mr. Austin ; it's worse than wrong. It's confoundedly bad. Its feat arc sore. " Better flick to writing mottoes for lozenges , old man. Phlladlphla Inquirer : No doubt Alfred Is a good citizen and has never written any thing that would bring the proverbial blush to the cheek of modesty. Tout he certainly docs not know his business as a poet laure ate. Artemus Ward said of Chaucer that ho was a good poet , but that he did not know how to spill. Alfred the Little can spell , but he Is not n good poet. It may. In fact , be oild of him , as It was of Pye , an old-time laureate , that everything is re spectable about him save his poetry. Philadelphia Record : Poet Laureate Austin's ballad of "Jameson's Hide" will hardly go down the ages on the same page with Tennyson's "Charge of the Light Bri gade. " Austin may be typically English In his homely sentiments and garden lyrics , but ho Is a British farmer where Tennyson was a British lord of the estate. Austin would have done in the old days as a laure ate of the bcef-and-alo 'squires of "merry old England , " but , to Invent a rhyme character istic of his own feminine verses In his laure ate ballad : , "Haw Austin nfter Tennypon Is roast beef after ; venison. " Philadelphia Ledgsr : No matter about the sense ; no matter if Ihere. is more disgraceful truth than elevating poetry in the asser tion that the raiders are not half sorry for their admitted crime ; the metre is flaming , the lines have a pleasing rhythm , nnd the sentiment appeals forcibly to the dare-devil spirit always prevalent in British blood. The poem will rally many a bold Briton be hind the banner of Jameson's buccaneers , and will do much to make heroes of the raiders , however much ths government may be Impelled by reasoqs Of state to repudiate them. It Salisbury wants a war over the Transvaal. Austin Is the man to help him ac complish it. He writes Just the sort of Jingo doggerel that ploioas the patrons of London's Sluaic hall. Ho Is the laureate of the White- chapel 'costers. PERSONAL .YXl ) UTIII3RWISK. When an enthujlabtlc reporter assorts that a man's fortune "need1 * seven figures to ex press It. " you cannot always tell whether ho moans $1,000,000 $ or $10,000.10. The' bronze plita on the monument over the grave of President Monroe , In Hollywood cemetery , Richmond , was stolen the other night , probably by some conscienceless relic huntei. Ex-Governor Barnett Glbbs , who for nearly a quarter of a century has been a wheel horse among- Texas democrats , has renounced al- leglanca to J.ho democrats nnd joined tlio populists. One of the reforms to be attempted by the present New York state legislature Is a new Jury law , providing for Juries cf picked men , chosen from al , specially prepared list , to bo called in important criminal cases. There is a huge , dismal rent In patriotic circles in Kantas City. The cause of the breach was the election cf an uncompromis ing populist to the chairmanship of the county combine. As this 'combine dis tributes the spoils It lo feared some public ptp will reach olhor than genuine dervlp mtiRS. llenco the howl. The ChleAKO council Imi expressed It sympathy for the Cubans. If the Mdorma could bo Induced to take a hand In th Fcrlmmagc at cloie r.uuc , Chicago wruli cheerfully pay the freight anil tunrral bills The Russian Academy of Sciences hiut elected James Hall honorary foreign mem her and Charles Walcott and. Edwin Sel'g man corresponding members. The three scientists thus complimented are Americans J. Mlllon Turner , cx-mlnUtcr to Liberia under President Cleveland , Is now In Wash Ington. Ho Is said to bo the ( Inept stump orator of his race In the United Stitcs. . Slnco Ma retirement from politics he has been practicing law In St. I/ouls. By a long series of penetrating tjuca'.lon tlio solemn policeman nt Philadelphia eland rovealcd ao a promoter of a species of epl i-.ootlo which obliges certain people to cnml up. As n professor of the science of palm- It-try ho Is mid to equal the fined In New York. Vere-itchagln , the famous Russian pilntcr atlvlcca the Inhabitants of Moscow to built all the'r houses In strictly Russian style This , ho wys , would Rive the city nn orlglna aspect that would attract thousand * o tourists and bring money for public Improve ments. Prof. Garner writes from Africa that the natlvo monkeys have a language of their own. He finds It dlltlcult to Eall.ifactcrlly Interpret their sounds , but when one of the bolder monks reaches for his hair he regards It .19 nn expression of a desire to nbsord civilization. Sr ! Julian Paunccfoto , British minister at Washington , has given notice that ho will accept no private hospitality nnd will at tend ncno but official functions as long as the relations between her majesty's govern ment nnd the United Stilus are so strained. This will not prevent the reception of bottled functions at the side door , H.I that there Is no great danger of Sir Julian drying up. Major General Barlow , whose death In New York Is announced , was ono of the fighting heroes of the war. After distinguished eervlcs on the Ppnlnsuli ho was so badly wounded at Antletam that he was given up for dead , yet recovered In time to bo again woundo.l ( It was suppose. ) mortally ) at Gcttys- liurg. Thcro ho met a foeman worthy of Ills steel , General Goidon , who kindly cared tor htm and h.id General Barlow's wife sent through the lines , that she. might ? oo hm ! lieforo hedied. . Hut tender nursing restored lilm. lie hud not even then had enough of fighting , nnd served with Grant through the Wilderness campaign. IS AOT CirAIIMKU WITH CoJIrjjo 1'rofennor MnUc-H Seine Tnrt IloiiinrkH nu AiitcrU-im Politician * . CHICAGO , Jan. 16. A special dispatch rom Now Haven , Conn. , to the Times-Her ald , says : Prof. Arthur M. Wheeler of Ynlo college delivered a remarkable lecture last light upon the Monroe doctrine. Ho said the doctrine was divided Into two parts , the first enunciated by President Monroe , and a logus doctrine developed and perfected by President Cleveland. He said : "It Is the em- lodlmcnt of Insatiate greed , Inordinate sclflsh- less and colossal bumptiousness of a large art of the American people. " Ho described lenry Clay as being a man of the foregoing harnctcrlstlcs and said : "Ho talked like an ngel and acted like a buccanncer with lemorrhages of eloquence. " Prof. Wheeler aid further : "Spain , through the special Ispensatlon of Pope Alexander , the vice egent of the Almighty , became the pos- essor of the destinies of three-fourths of the vorld. I don't know that wo have a patent rom the Almighty unless it came lately hrough Pope Grover I. " Ho declared that the act of President } lovelaud in shaking his fist under Queen Mctorla's nose was the act of a bully and aid America need have no apprehension of rouble through contact with England. CUICACJO AFTER THE POPUMSTS. jiilcc CKjWniitH < lie I'l-oplc'a Party National Convention. CHICAGO , Jan. 1C. A delegatlpn of local populist leaders will leave hero tonight to attend the meeting of the national committee of the people's party to bo held In St. Louis January 17 and 18 , which Is to decide upon the place nnd date of the national convention. Strong efforts will be inailo by the Chicago delegation to secure the convention for this city. Vrt-f Sliver Men Not EiitluiHtnHtlc. LANSING , Mich. , Jan. 16. Comparatively few persons have arrived hero to attend the free silver conference which has been called hero for this afternoon. The predominat ing sentiment seems to favor sjeklng to create a public oontlment which shall force the old partiea to make free silver the crowning feature of their platform. Both democrat ! ) and republicans are among those who are anxious to inaugurate an inde pendent silver movemsent. \Vuiit Moiiry for Improvement * ) . SAN FRANCISCO , Jan. 1C. The .California . river and harbor congress has appointed a committee to go to Washington nnd ask con gress for liberal appropriations for the im provement of the rivers nnd harbors of cen tral and northern California. The committee is composed of ex-Senator William J. John- utone of Sacramento , Hugh J. Corcoran of Stockton , ex-Senator J. M. Gluaves of Sliaeta , W. A. Coulter of San Jose and E. McGettlgan of Vallejo. Plir. < iinKM'l.\l. I'OSSIIUMTIKS. Chicago Tribunes Kx-Presldent Harrison nys heIs "not oblige * ! to answer yes or no t < > every question the public puts to him. " That Is doubtless true , but there la ono qiifntlon to which ho would unquestionably feel obliged to answer yes. Denver News : Hon. William McKlnlTer began wrlllng or before his tltln of governor Monday , which , It will bo observed , was the 13th. Undeterred by this ominous sign , he will now devote his entire- time to foster ing his presidential boom. Olobn-IJcmosrat : There Is no need for General Alger to shout excitedly that ho will not take .the second place on the ticket. No- bt'ily Is asking him to tnka any place on the ticket , or Is thinking of him nt all In connection wllh any nomination. The re publicans are going to take good cnro to nominate a ticket which will need no apology or defense , either on Its back end or Its front end , Springfield Republican : Thomas H. Reed can now pretty safely count upon n solid New England delegation In the St. Louis convention. Tlio only doubt of late has been about Vcrmont.as Senator Proctor was counted against the speaker , but now the senator hn * declared for the Now England candidate nnd will Join other Vcrmonlcrs In showing n solid front. The rest of the New England state * nro thought to bo rafely In the Reed column. Kansas City Star : The friends of Senator William I ) . Allison of Iowa are losing no oiportunlty to ndvnnco the presidential prospects of their favorite. , nnd It Is cred- Itttblo alike to their Intelligence nnd wisdom thnt they predicate his claims on the Mulicst nnd best grounds. Congress man George D. Perkins , In nn article on the subject , published In the Cincinnati Commer cial Gazelle , says : "Afler serving n quarter of a century In Iho senate , he will soon be rc-cleoted for the flflh Umo by Iho lown leg islature. With nil this experience ho has no hobbles nnd U sound on all republican pol icies , his safe conservatism being ono of the many elements commending htm for chief executive. " This Is certainly high praise , and the records seem to justify It. Senator Allison Is a man ot the best typo of states manship , nnd his friends are properly earnest and vigilant In pushing1 Ma claims for the republican nomination , SOOTHING StICCF.STIOXS. Puck : Alknll Ike Why didn't you stay In Tcxns ? Pnnhnndle Pete Them people down at Cowflkln City charged tuo much. "How do you menu ? " "Charged mo with stcalln' n hoss. " Truth : Slip Pnpn has consented to a con. servutory oR" the ball room , mid 1'vo been il.'innliiK- . He Indeed ! What la it going to be lilted with ? She Sofas. Indianapolis Journal : "In Ituly , " ho wns tolling her , "they mnkc Hour out of chest- uits. " "Do they , " she answered pwoctly "what n bonanza you would be to them. " Philadelphia Ilccord : Inebriated Pris oner ( wnklntf up ut the conclusion of hli riul ) Sthopl I d'mnnd t' know what'sh o chaigo nguliish' me. Magistrate Ten dollars and costs. Somcrvllle Journal : lie Umpht Angel cake I You call it that , 1 suppose , because IH Boggy enough to make a lot of people nto nngels If they were fools enough to cat It ! Washington Star : "You don't seem .to care much for original Ideas , " said the contributor with a sneer , as ho gathered up hi ? manuscript. "No , " replied the zero-blooded editor , 'we'd rather have good ones. " Detroit Frco Press : "He forged my fet- ers , " said the melodramatic complainant n a divorce , case. "I will file them , " answered her lawyer rlskly. New York Sun : She Do you think t would bo unmaldenly for a girl to pro- ese to n man ? Ho Certainly not , If she Is rich enough or two. Chicago Tribune : "I always call that dog- ot mine La mo Conclusion. " remarked the Contrary Man , "because " "I know , " Interrupted the Amlablo Man. "Because he doesn't follow ! Hut ha ! Very Rood ! Very " "Not nt nil. sir. Not nt all. I call him that because ho hna a broken tall , " snarled the Contrary Sinn. BRAT THR DUTCH. San Frnnclsco Examiner. They "bent the Dutch , " wo ot'ten say In hope to bo expressive ; 'Twould be , to speak of troops this way Who went to Itaurland t'other day , . Mendacity excessive. i AN AWFUh WAUNING. Exchange. He used tobacco constantly Slnco he was seventeen , Until his whole anatomy Was soaked with nicotine. He never once stopped smoking- Except to take u chew. And when he wasn't chewing- The air with smoke was blue. He bought a big plantation , So well he loved Iho weed , And planted every acre With flno Havana seed. One day , when very weary , Ho laid him down to sleep Amid the green tobacco , where The caterpillars creep. Thr > y swarmed about and over him AVIth ceremony Hcunt And ate him body , bones and all For a tobacco plant. Every Day The elegant , rich and varied stock of Jewelry Watches Silverwear Art Goods , and Cut Glass , embraced in the ' J of C. S , Raymond , will be sold at auction Sale starts at S 12 2:30 : and 7:30 : p , m , any article that you may select will be put up positively no reservation Goods sold the past two days , in many cases at one-fourth vahie , . This sale is to meet pressing liabilities It is strictly a cash sale Remember auction takes place each clay till further notice , i-j N , B , A deposit may be made on any article purchased - -article will be held five days , C. S. RAYMOND P. J. BURROUGHS , Auctioneer.