' * * * * * * * < PART III , | HE OMAHA SUNDAY BEE. i PAGES 17 TO 2O. ESTABLISHED JUNE 19 , 1871. OMAHA , SUNDAY MOUSING , JUNE 2 , 1895 TWENTY PAGES. SCSTGLE COLT PIVJ3 CENT * i "Ok i Tomorrow we put on sale 12,000 bolts of Hedge Brothers * all wool imported , dollar-and-a- lialf quality s Dress Goods , from Baltimore inventoried at $9OOOO.OO and sold to wind up the estate by the surviving partner , at an immense sacrifice to Boston Store.- , The immense quantity of this stock makes it impossible for us with even our , big establishment to put it all on sale at once. Such sales as this have made us famous , and of all the sales we ever held , and all the bargains you ever saw , none could compare with this one for a minute. . When , for irVstance , in all your life did you ever hear of buying dollar 'ahd , a half clress\ goods for 2Sc , otTsilks as we offer the 111 to morrow at 39c. It's ridiculous , it's foolish , it's shameful to sell goods worth so much for so little money , and yet , when we buy a stock as ffnq as this one of Hedge Bro's , and buy it for so little money , it is our pride to be able to say ; 'Boston Store sells you ch'y goods at prices that are impossible to any other house in the world' ' ; Tomorrow we put on sale 3,000 bolts of Hedge Brothers' Plain and Fancy Silks , the del * lar-and-a-half quality N. W. Cor. 16th and Dougla ? , , Omaha. From the HODGE IJROS. STOCK 10 CUBC8 mill CtulH TAHUJ DAMASK ranging from 1 to 10 yards long , and In nil it ratios up to the voi'y finest in- ( eluded , go nt 15c-25c-35c YARD. 300 pieces II ml go llros. TURKEY RED DAMASK , 15c Yd J ctieo 72 inch Biirniley outin TABLE DAMASK , Worth ftl.i' ) , tomorrow 59c Yd 250 Do/on Hod go Bros , Inrgost size 1JATII TOWELS 29c Stamped Linen Doylies , worth from l.'c to 75c , all now pat terns. go nt 2 c , 5c , 10c,15c and 25c. 2.OOO Dozen Hedge Bros. ' L-rtlcs Ilerby Kill 1 Ladles pimped Vests Ladles Llslo Thread Lndli'ssiimmcr welch1 Vests , with oiiiurul- suit ribbon trimmed , Silk Embroidered union suits iJoii'd nock. pliiK , blue , , , Bunro or y neck ClOilDi * * * * * * * c UIT Hedge Bros ' Entire Stock of Duck Suits in This Sale. A SAILOR HAT FREE WITH EACH DU3K SUIT , SEPARATE DUCK SKIRTS Good width and all colors , go ut G'Je Ladles' Duck Suits , rondo in the latest cutaway Eton , in brown , blue and black shcpard d plaid , worth $4.00 , go ut $2.25 \YIIATSIIALLTI1EIIARVESTBE \ Minister Kurino Discusses the Hesults of Japan's ' Successful War. A REVO'.UTION IN ASIATC AFFAIRS TIio Inland of Formosa and Wlmt J p n AV1I1 I > o wltli It Uiliieso Concussion nnd the New Treaty 1'orti Oppor tunities for American * . ( Copyrighted , 1S95. by Frank Q. Carpenter. ) There Is no abler diplomat In Washington than his excellency , Mr. Shlnlchlro Kurlno , the minister from Japan. He came to the capital at the beginning ot the war between his country and China , and ho has handled Japanese affairs In n. masterly manner. He Is a' man of broad culture , Is full ot Ideas , and ho Is less backward In expressing his opinions than many others of the diplomatic corps. He Is a man ot social qualities , and Ills functions at the legation have been among the most noted given there. Straight , well formed and dignified , he > has the fea tures und complexion of u Japanese , hut his personal appearance Is such as would com mand attention In any company of promi nent men , and he ha/ shown himself to be a living example of the wonderful strength and possibilities of the Japanese people. He Is n man of wide experience. Ills father was one of the most prominent ot the Sam urai In the service of Prince Kuroda and when that prince In 1874 sent a number of Japanese youths to America to bo edu cated , Mr. "Kurlno was among them. Ho went to school In IJoston and graduated there at the Cambridge law school about 1881. He then went bak to Japan and en tered the foreign office , or Department ol Btatt } . Ho' has been 'connected with this DfllctJ In different positions from that tlmo until now , when ho has come to the United States to represent his country at perhaps the- most critical time In Us history. He was for a tlmo chief of the bureau ot In ternational telegraphs , and as such was sen ! to Europe not long ago to an International conference on the subject. He has been at different times sent to Corea on diplomatic business , and ho was there In 18S2 , and In 18S4 , when the revolution occurred , and he was again In Corea just before the opening ot the present war , having been sent there to report to the government as to the situ ation. Knowing as ho docs all about his D\yn country and having had a long experi ence as to all matters connected with China , there Is no man In the world who Is better Sited to discuss the present situation In the far east. I called upon him the other day it the legation aim nail a long talk regardIng - Ing the settlement ot the. war nnJ Its effect \ilion \ Japan and the nations of the west The talk was entirely a personal one , nnd Minister Kurlno was very particular to rtate that his views were those of an Individual that he spoke only for himself and not the Japanese government. , WHAT JAPAN GOT BY THC WAR. l One of my flrst questions was as to wha Tapan got by the war , and as to wha changes the war would make on the face o Asia. Asia.He He replied : "U will make changes of a rery Important deicrlptlon in Asia. Japan ( vlll , of course , hare the Island ot Formosa but 01 regard * the occupation of the main land ar any portion ot It. the matter now being the subject ot negotiation of the mos delicate nature , U would hardly be proper for me to express an opinion on the subject "There. 1 $ one thing , hpwevcr , that I wouli like to say , anil that U as to the aisertloi which etini to have gained some credenc that tkc Jipane e mttlon are * * r to ag Ladies Duck Suits , made in the now Eton or Blazer style , with bolt attached and largo oxidixed silver buckle , btrlpos cheeks gffc | and fancy patterns , tfc | _ worth $3.0(1 ( , go at 81.60 W Ladies' Duck suits , inado of covert itloth , in correct blazer &ty'le , skirt extra wide worth $7.50 go at $3.93 Ladies' Duck Suits , inado of the very best French Ducking , lnull tho'lutost styles , Etonsand Blazers , with largo sailor collars , skirts 4 to 0 yards around , stripes , checks fig ured and covert effects. These suits are tailor niadtt and worth $10.00 , go at $4.08 orelgn territory. We nrs not land crazy , nd wo have never striven for colonial acqul- lllon. Whatever concessions we may have ; alned from China In this direction are the egltlmato results of the struggle we have vagcd with her , either In the extension ot errltory which our geographical position ren- lers natural or proper , or by Its acquisition 'or purposes of necessary defense against tu- , uro attacks. " THE ISLAND OP FORMOSA. "How about Formosa , your excellency ? " I asked. "Does Japan gain much by Its acqui sition ? " "I think It does , " replied the minister. Formosa Is essentially a part ot a long train of the Japanese Islands. These run from Yczzo down to Nagasaki , then break out a Ittlo further below In the LooChoo Islands. Formosa Is a natural part ot this chain. The stand can hardly be called a Chinese prov- nce , except In name. Its Chinese population s not large , and a great many of the In- labltants are savages , who live by hunting , and who have long been a menace to all strangers shipwrecked on their coasts. They mve In the past killed Japanese , French , English and Americans , and It Is said that they eat part of the bodies of their enemies. 'They are not cannibals In the ordinary sense of the word , but they celebrate- their victories by feasts of this kind. They tat too their faces and skin , and they are di vided up Into tribes. These men are very fierce , and the Japanese * , In taking the Island , will control them. Under the Chi nese rule they have been allowed to do as they pleased. You remember In 1872 a Jap anese crew which was shipwrecked on their coasts was slaughtered by them. We sent an embassy to Peking and demanded re dress , and that the offetidelrs bo given up to justice. The , tsung II y'tutien , or bureau of foreign affairs , said they could not restrain the savages. Our embassy then replied that If they would give the 'Japanese permission to do so that they would control them. This was acceded to , and an expedition was sent from Japan to Formosa. The savages were conquered and subdueU ) Our men began to make some Improvements , and wo Instituted a government over the parts we had con quered. The Chinese at once became alarmed , and they demanded that the Japan ese leave Formosa. They were so earnest about It that they paid tho. Japanese the sum of 500,000 taels In order to get them to go. In the presentation of the money , It was put on the ground that the Japanese had done work to the amount of the money given In road building , etc. " "Is Formosa a rich country ? " "Yes , It Is very rich. " was the reply. "It has been , at times , called the granary of China. It produces the finest tea , and the Formosa tea commands the highest prices In China. It yields great quantities of rice. It has valuable forests , and It Is said to con tain fine sugar-growing territory. It has csal , and Its mineral resources are as yet un developed. A chain of mountains runs through the Island , but It has large alluvial plains , and It Is well watered. It Is In deed a very valuable acquisition. " "What will the Japanese do with It ? " "I dp not know , " replied the minister. "But I presume that _ It will be colonized and developed. The gxivernment will prob ably oHer extraordinary .inducements to the people to emigrate io it. Japanese capital wlli be organized to dty lop Its resources , and It may bo thatilttte Japanese ot the. Scndwlch Islands wlll/como to Formosa and be Induced to go Into sugar raising there. They know all about the business , you know , from their employment In Hawaii , and they will probably be glad to make the change. The Japanese government has hitherto en deavored to promote the colonization ot the Inland ot Yezo with some degree of success but private enterprise , from lack of capital and , perhaps , partly from climatic reasons has not done o well there. Formosa wll prove a more tempting Jleld for Immigration especially to the Inhabitants ot southen Japan. . WILL JAPAN MONOPOLIZE COUEA ? "I suppose the Japanese will monopolize all concessions which may be given out for ( be development of Corea ? " said I. 12,000 , BOLTS 42,44 and 46-in DRESS GOODS All Wool Imported Henriettas. All Wool Imported Serges , All Wool Imported Granite Cloth. Silk and Wool French Novelties. All Wool Nun's Veiling- & Albatross In Bluclrs , White , Cream and all Now Colors. Worth $1,50 The Dollar Sold by Hedge and a Half for $1,50 , Quality , 3000 BOLTS OF SILKS , Their Dollar and a Unit Quality Silks in Klack and Co' . orjd Taffeta Silks with Beautiful woven designs. SATIN STRIPED TAFFETAS in tyak and colors. BROCADED TAFFETAS. Fine blatk Gro.s Grain Silks. Choice figured China Silks on dark grounds , and every shade in Silk Crepe. } Worth Worth $1,50 $1.50 'It Is not the Intention of , Japan to as > k for any special favors for herself or her people n Corea. The citizens ot European nations and those of the United States will have the same chance- get concessions there as will .he Japanese. The probability Is that the Fapaneso will not Invest much In Corea , and : hat they will turn their attention more to i'ormosa. What Japan has done in this respect Is to make such concessions possible. In the past the Chinese minister , Yuan , took care to prevent such concessions. I know that several big contracts were about to be let at different times to American capitalists when , from some mysterious cause , they were broken off at the last moment. I have been told that the Chinese minister was this cause. " COREA'S OPPORTUNITY. "What has Japan done for Corea ? " I asked. „ "She has established her Independence and given her a chance to do everything for herself , " was Minister Kurlno's reply. "From now on It can have the "right to send min isters to such foreign countries ns It pleases , and It will take Its place throughout the world as an Independent nation. As to Its future , Japan expects Corea to work that out for herself. She will be ready to advise and assist. If called upon , and she has given a list of reforms to the king which she thinks should bo Inaugurated. The king has promised to do this , but politics are In such a condition and the state of society Is such that his power Is very limited. Already trie nobles of the country are clogging his efforts In this direction In many ways. The officials of Corea are degraded and corrupt. They have been living off the people , and they dislike to give up their power. The Augean stables of Corea cannot be cleaned In a day , but Japan has laid out the plan , and If the Coreans follow It they will event ually become civilized. " JAPAN'S ADVICE TO COREA. "Give me some of the reforms whlch-Japan advises the Coreans to make. " "They are muny. " repl'ed Mr. Kurlno. "They are being Introduced Into Corea at the Instigation and under the supervision of Count Inouye. and If the country and the people will adopt them they will lead to a thorough reorganization ot the government and to the prosperity of the people. Count Inouye proposed twenty-two measures of re form. In the flrst place he advised that the public administration should be directed by one sovereign power , the king. This was to avoid the evils which have been so prevalent on account ot the different ministers , and the queen , claiming that they had an almost equal right with the king as to certain classes of public affairs. Another provision modified this power of the Ikng In that It made , him bound to respect and obey the laws which were enacted for the government of 1U | coun try. Heretofore the king , at the Instigation of his advisers , has changed the laws without due notice , and his servants and hjinself have sometimes disregarded the laws 'altogether. Other provisions regulated the establishment of criminal laws uniform In their nature. They put the police , authority under one di rection and fixed laws against bribery and Improper taxation. They provided for an organization of the local officials , EO that their exact authority should b3 fixed and that they should work under the central g6vernment. . \ > "Count Inouye suggested the putting down of political Intrigues , of reforming the army and of sending students abroad to study for eign civilization. One of his suggestions re lated to the royal household and provided that It should be entirely separated from the general admlnUtratlon of the government. Ho advised that all public business should be conducted by the ministers and no one In the royal household should have the right to In terfere , All Uxej are to be administered by the Treasury department and no tax should be Imposed upon the people under any pre text beyond the rate fixed by law. " "This fact. " wld Minister Kurlno , "was a very Important suggestion , Heretofore the king , the queen , the crown prince and all the department * of the government have been In the hubit of Impotln taxes. They did this vith law or Justice , and the people did not enow what taxes they would have to expect. Count Jnouye suggested that < tlie expenditures if the royal household should be fixed by aw , and his pchcmo all told , If carried out , vlll give Corea a good modern government. " .WHAT JAPAN HA DONE. , "What has Japan done as ] to carrying out heso reforms ? " "It has made It possible ( for the Coreans : o carry them out If theyf will , " replied Minister Kurlno. "They 1afhaving ( the ad vice and assistance of one P of the ablest nen of the far east. No statesman stands ilgher In my country tharf' Count Inouye. ' Ho ranks with Count tto/a'a / one of the ; reatest of our statesman. * Ho has held ihe most Important posjtlons in our gov ernment. He Is one ofthe , chief advisers of the emperor and ho sa'cflflced a great deal when he stepped down from his high posi tion and took the office of minister to Corea in order that he might be able to help them In the work of civilization/ / Count Inouyo signed the first treaty of peace which Japan made with Corea , about twenty years ago , and ho was connected with the country in nearly every movement In whlcb Japan has been connected with It since then , The most of the reforms which have been pro posed to the Coreans have been suggested by Count Inouye. Ho has been the adviser of the king and the cabinet In carrying out these new Ideas since- the Chinese were driven out of the country. He gives advice , but ho believes that Corea should act for herself. " 'Then It Is no't the Intention of Japan to make Corea In any respect tributary to her ? " "No , not In the least , ' ' replied Mr. Kur lno. "The administration left entirely with the Coreans. The king'the queen and the Tal Wen Kun , or the king's father , are all concerned In the new administration. A new cabinet has been 'organized , and It con tains ten members now instead of six , as before. It has Its ministers of finance , war , education and foreign affairs. It has Its secretary of the Interior and other officials , Just as the Japanese cabinet has. The cabi net consult with Count Iriouye , nnd some of them undoubtedly wish to see Corea mod ernized. Others do not , nnd the deslro for personal aggrandizement and personal prollt Is a strong element In every question. " WHAT THE WORLD GAINS. "What has Japan done for the world in this war ? " "I think it has done a great deal. " replied the minister. "It has made a number of ex periments In the arts of war which will benefit the other nations in their wars of the future. It has tested the value of modern boats and guns. It has given the world a number of new avenue * ) of trade In China , lly the terms of peace , as I have seen them , the Chinese now agree tb allow all kinds of machinery to be Imported Into their coun try. They consent to allow foreigners to establish and to engage In manufacturing Industries. Japan did not ask these things solely for herself. She demanded them for the world , and they ara more to the ad vantage of the United States and Europq than they will be to Japan. We do not , 08s yet , make machinery for , export. It Is doubtful whether wo ever \vlll. The Amer- Ic.ans make some of tyie best machinery of the world , and one of , their chief articles of export Is machinery. jfn the above lines such development as occurs In China will be largely through Europe and America. The other concessions demanded of China were also fully as valuable for the United States and Europe as for Japan. Take the deepening ot the river5 which leads to Shanghai. The ships of all the world will sail up that river , and the openlng pf the new ports will give the whole world' access to vast cities and to million * of people. The new territory opened to..tr de by tills treaty Is one of the richest of the Chinese ; .emp re. It comprises a number of cities and towns , It contains. It Is said , a population of nearly 200.000.000 , and a vast trade ought to be de veloped from It. The yaiiRtse Klang U opened up to Clmn-KluK. and foreigners will be able to go farther Into Chips ( ban the ) ever have before. " ik fa flP5a Js'n r * ' " * < \ , - i * ; WM- ; Kftv" eVt i &i r > ii\\v ig Am ? r 8l $6 , $8 , $10 $6 , $8 , 10 Hat 3 Hats for All go at 3 98 Choice of l.OOO Regular $6 , S3 and $1O Hats , w For ® . The chance every woninn Is waiting fpr-thc eHnnco to purchase n truly PinK 'Vshlonablo and Article HAT for the popu ar price df W.9S. That chance Is offprei IjOSrON brOUE this week. The assortment rimbfaces , larpe Hresa Hats modliiin , fzod Hat ? , -Toques , Dutch llonncts , Hound . siiiiiinpr ' Hntb In fuct. nil the lati-st miv flllew * As for iHWniiittrlul-riiKfe they re' tl.o bftt'/fittSfev "n buy The V I ons ami I.-IOCM me warranted nil HllU , ami thu Mowers mid b"tHc.liW6itlieis : iiie all from the most famous l-rench msikeis. No two styles are ullk&.mAluny are exact copies of h"VG lllthcrto , * " ° * ' ° ' 'or their V They Need No Urging to Buy. Come. with Japan. Docs It give the Americans many more advantages than they now have ? "Yes , Indeed , " replied the minister. "By t citizens of the United States can KO to any part or Japan and engage In business. They can establish manufactures nnd trade di rectly with the people. Heretofore they have been confined to the open ports , and the most of their business had to be done through the Japanese government. They can now lease property , and from now on Japan will be open to American manufacture ! . " AMERICAN CAPITAL , IN JAl'AN. "Is 'Japan a good Held for the Investment of American capital ? " "In some respects , I think , yes. Factories could bo built by foreigners In Japan to UBO Japanese labor to make articles for export to America. The Japanese buy a great deal of machinery , and more American machinery should be shipped to Japan. What the United States needs to do business with us Is lower freight rates. As it Is , we use millions of dollars' worth of your cotton every year. Our cotton mills are rapidly Increasing , and our consumption of American cotton will In crease , as It is of a special kind , anJ wo need It to mix with the cheaper cottons which we get from Chirm , and India. At present , however , it comes to us via Liver pool. If the Pacific lines would make special rates U could bo shipped by San Francisco. If the Nicaragua canal Is opened the United States will probably ship direct through It. I am surprised that Americans do not study the Japanese market. The people here are BO rich anil they have such a vast trade among themselves that they have not yet begun to consider the trade outside of their own boundaries. In order to do business with , the Japanese your merchants and fac tories must study the Japanese people and their wants , and when they do that they will probably supply them with many other things than machinery. " TUB JAPANRSB AS MACHINISTS. "Can the Japanese use machinery equally well with the people of the United States ? " "Yes , " was the reply. "The Japanese are a nation of mechanics. They take naturally to machinery and use It gladly. All over Japan foreign labor-saving Inventions are creeping In. Silk Is now reeled and woven by machinery. We make our own railroad cars , and we have made some locomotives. Nearly all the arms and munitions of war which were used during the recent cam paigns with China were made In Japan , and we are almost doubling our cotton machin ery every year. " ASIATIC LADOn. "What do you think of the future of the Asiatic labor market In competition with ours ? Can we successfully compete with you ? " , , \ \ \ . , "On our aWflVBround perhaps not , " was the reply. " .Hut I see nothing to alarm the American laborer In the possibilities of the future. You hlwe.been competing here for years with the cheapest labor of Burope. You have had the Belgians and the Ger mans to fight , and you have conquered again and again. The Americans are pee pie of wonderful Inventive brains. No mat ter how cheap the labor of the rest of the world In any line of work , the American gets up a machine which will do It cheaper , and you have such vast aggregations of capital that you can organize undertakings on a scale which U practically beyond com petition , Take your great Iron works. Take the Carnegie works , for Instance. They buy In such vast quantities trial they can cut all expenses outside those of labor to the minimum. I believe the Americans will always hold their own. They cannot work- so cheaply nor live so cheaply as we do , but they can turn out a greater product. An other thine U that there Is bound to be a great demand from Asia for American raw- materials. Cotton Is one of these and lum ber Is another. As to machinery , I doubt whether we will ever be a great machine- making nation. We have plenty of coal , and we ship vast quantities of It to China nd India. We have not yet , however , dis covered largo enough deposit ! of Iron to much machinery. The Iron wd'rmvc Is of a very flno quality , but BO far It has not been discovered In large quantities. It may bo that wo will nnd mines In Yezo. " THE JAPANESE AS INVENTORS. " .Speaking of Invention , Mr. Kurlno , It Is iften said that the Japanese ore mere copy- sts , that i ( icy never Invent nor Improve anything , but merely copy. Is this so ? " "No , It Is not. The Japanese are to a certain extent creative. The gun which Is used by their soldiers today was the In vention of a Japanese. It Is true that they can copy and Imitate anything , but they are jy no means slavish Imitators. They take he best modern Inventions and combine them and they form new products. You must remember , that they knew nothing of thla clvlll/atloii which they have now adopted a generation ago. What you have been building up for centuries Is all new to them. After hey thoroughly understand It and your wants , you may then look out for such Inventions as will supply them. Tl.e Japanese are a icople of Ideas , anJ they are always ready to adapt to their own wants what they find good In others. " "What about the future civilization of Japan ? Will It bo purely occidental ? " "No , I think not. It will bo a combina tion of HIP best of the Occident and the orient adapted to nt the Japanese character and needs. We rtn < J this so In many lines. There is a strong tendency In Japan to stick to the old things wherever they are best , and In some directions I have no doubt but that the old la the better , " RELIGION IN JAPAN. "How about religion In JqpanJ'.What are the missionaries doing , anJ Is there- any pros pect of Christianity ever bcpomlng' the re ligion of the Japanese people ? " "Who can tell ? " replied the minister. "Tho Japanese are fanatically wedded to their old beliefs. Many of the better classes , notably those who have traveled much In Christian countries , are practically agnostics as far as either Uuddhlsm or Christianity Is concerned. They might bo called free thinkers. "Tho missionaries have done a great work In Japan. They have made many converts , and It Is a curious thing that the Japanese Christians prefer to have their own cburchco and to be Independent of foreigners. They like to map out their own religious lines anJ to pray and think for themselves . You remember the discussion of the Tlrlggs ques tion , which tore the Presbyterian churches of the United States almost asunder t > omo tlmo ago ? This question found Its way out to Japan , and the native Christian pastors got together and discussed It. They shook the dust out of the Thirty-nine Articles , and they were by far more rigid than the op ponents of Dr. Drlggs In their Ideas of lib erality. I think there Is a possibility that the Christian religion may at some tlmo EO grow- as to bo one of the great religions of Japan. Already some of the Christian churches have been discussing the fending of native Japa nese Christian mUcloiiarlcs to Corea and China. " THE SANDWICH ISLANDS. "fiy the way , your excellency , returning to the war question , how nbout the Sand wich Islands ? Is It true that the Japanese are seeking to acquire them ? " "No ; emphatically no , " .milled Minister Kurlno. "The Japanese nem had any such Idea , nor have they a dclre/(6 ( own Hawaii , The Japanese who emigrated there did so ori the special solicitation ut the government and the people of the Sandwich Islands. They were accorded special privileges , were told they would have the rights of citizen ship and were assured that they would not be triedIn the courts without an Interpreter who understood their own language was there to cpeak for them. Japan wpnti nothing of the Sandwich Itlandi , except that they bo protected In accordance with the treaty which was made at that llrne. " "How about a possibility of a union of the Asiatic nations ai acalnit tbe occtdenta onea ? " "There may be , but It Oopcadi entirely upon cfrcumitauci ! * , the force of which can- inot i proieat b * < xt < vHsiy oUtuMed , and 1000 yards plain l > lue > lrr < duck , worth. 2Vjcgo nt 1,000 jnnls soft fin- h l mull , worth ISo , . ' , o at at31c Al ! grades of plain > lick henrlottu unteo 5c Apron check glngv hams , \\oith 8lie , go > t 3c ! 5,000 junlH of plain colored cashmere , , worth lOc , no at 4c Plain corded dlml- tles , worth 1'Jc , go at § c Very flno Scotch KliiKlmm , nil now patterns , woith 20cv KO ut ut6ic 1,000 new French fancy figured sateen. KO ui 1,000 ynrdi 40 Inchp * wldn apron lawns , , worth 2oC , Hf > nt All Hedge Dros.1 < lucho ! ' . ' < e Jaconet , new pjittorns , worth 15c , KO at lOc Yard. concerning which , therefore , It cannot i afc . < present bo safe to make any prediction. J'Jt.tTTLK UV TllK lUUXUXTKltS. Ho was a bright Omaha boy C years ot age , and when the doctor called on his thlnl visit to his sick Infant s ster , ho said to- itin , "Doctor , I know what will cure my lit tle wee wee slater. " The doctor naturally * asked what It was and was told In reply t "If Jesus was on earth , If he only touched , his hand to my little sister , she would bo well. " Kindly Old Gent Ah , little girl , are you. going somewhere ? Little Girl ( with amazing superiority ) OC course I am. You don't suppose I could go nowhere , do you ? "Ala , that little baby across the street liasn't any teeth. " "Of course not , Tommy. You didn't have- any when you were that small. " "But that baby's pa Is a dentist. " "How would you conjugate the verb to bike , pa ? " asked Johnny. "Dike , bokc , biking bak , " said Mr. Know- Kail. "Can you remember that ? " "I guess so , " said Johnny , "Hike , buck , , broken back. Is that It ? " Teacher Can you tell me , Johnnie , why- Satan goes about the earth like a roaring ; lion ? Johnnie Cause ho can't cut any ! co In th& place where ho lives when he's to home. Tommy's Pop Well , my boy , how high are you In school ? Tommy Oh , I'm away up. My class Is oa the top floor. A Mount Washington school teacher toI4 her pupils to write a sentence containing the word toward. This Is what one small box produced , after a great deal of mental exer lion : "I tored my pants yesterday. " H'llKN 1 AM-Jtlll > . "A Hnchclor Judge" In Chicago Citizen , When I am bnld , and oh I how soon i" Will nature tuke from me that boon. . And leave a guplng world to tttnrc On this i > oor head without u hulr ? Let me , ere youth la gone , bo called Down to the grave before I'm buld. When I am bald the verdant spring- , To me no Hceneu of joy will bring ; ' Nor will the song-bird's gentle luy Make glad for me the fiurnmcr'M day Nor llowery Uell , nor shady wulil i , . Can cheer my heart when I am bald. When I nm bald the mother dear Will tell her daughter look with fear Ileforo she plights her lava to one > UnloHH hti'a rich whose Imlr Is gone ; > Tlefore her life becomes enthralled As serf to him whoso head la bald. Bre I nm bnld , oht let me stray In pleasure's imtha my life away ; Hut when the glaze cornea on my head ) Then have me numbered with the dead , For Joy nnd youth cun't b ? recalled , \ , I know too well , when I am buld , Let me be gray. I'll dye my head , In any color , black or rc < l , Hut leave , ye Rodn ) n-few thin cpcari To crown my knot ) and hide my enrs. Keep from this head that ugly nrald > That makes mo old because I'm bald. Olvn me rheuninllcH , cramps or nont , Hut don't leave this poor hi'iul A hnlr to nave It from Urn fllco , Or shade It from the Rummer xklea. Oh ! let mo die eio I'm liwtull'd With wicked men whose htnds are Hut why rwet th * cortnln fnto Thut corncs to rio"t men Boon or latoT llt-riiiife v e know that f'upld'H dart Will not be pointed nt the heart. When maiden's vision Is uppalltil lly haliltus head that's lilpnK ( xnil U It the wolf In shpep'ft clotlilnjr that > too iliarpMt teeth.