TJIE OKAttA. BAIIAT BEE : 3TJKIDAY , M OV JOLB.K1C. 30 , 18D4. THE OMAHA DAILY BEE. E. IIOSCWATCR. Editor. I'UUUBIICD CVKIIY MOUNINO. THUMB OF BUnSCHU'TION , llr ! ) * ( Without Bunclay ) , On Year . I 00 Dally n and iJumlny , One Year . 1000 Hit Month * . . . J 00 ThrM Months . . . . J * Hunday lie * . One Year . ' 1 ° finlurdny Ifct , One Year . 1 JJ Wetkly Dec , One Yonr . * Ol-VlCKH. Omaha , Th * Ie Hulldlnp. flout h Omahn , Corner N und Twenty-fourth 8t . Counpll Illurrn. 18 Pearl Ue t. Chicago OITlcc , Il7 Chamber of Commerce. Mew York , Ituonm 13 , H Anil 15 , Tribune Bids. Washington , H77 V Mrrot , N. W. All communications relating to news nml edi torial matter should Ixs aJJrc oO : To Hie IMItor. IIUSINISS hUTTKits. AH tiuslncM lettem nnJ remltlanccs riiouM bo addressed to The Ilee 1'ubllshlnB company , Omaha. Draft * , clifckg nnil posloince orders to bo made imvabli * to tlie order of the company. Tim uiu I'uuuauimi COMPANY. BTATHMKNT OF CltlCUL.VTIO.V. George 11. Tzuchuck. secretary of The Dec Pub- llihlnK company , being duly nworn , my * that the actual number of full and complete copies of the Dally Morning. Kvenlnr und Kumlny lice printed durlns the inontli of October , 1891 , wan 1 24.92.- 18 21.124 2 21,2.4 1 ? i > . . . 11,255 3 21,20.1 18. . , 21,231 4 21,111 19. . . 21.112 r , , . . . 21c < i 2' ' ) 21.21 C 21.Mi 7 > . . . 22ar , ? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 2iic2 ! 8 21 071 23 21.0J7 21 20.800 II ) ' ! ' . ! ! ! ' . ! ! ! ! ! ! ' . ! ! 2ic4ii ! 23 2.I.SS1 11 , . . . . 21,12.1 21 20.88ii 12 , 21,147 27 21.0.T2 13 21,0'ir ' 2J 22. < M 14 , 22.S40 29 20.71 ? K SO 5),812 Total 611.407 deductions for unsold aid returned copies 10,037 Tolnl Kold C3I.370 Dally average net circulation 21,110 OKOHOi : 11. TZaciIUCK. Snorn to before mo nnd subicrllwd In my pres- encn this 2tl duy of November , 1KU. ( Senl. ) N , 1' . I'IMU Notary Public. China aslcs for peace lu order tlint Blio may save tlic pieces. Don't Imagine Unit a thanksgiving of fering absolves .you from nil further ob ligation to the unfortunate anil needy Poor. t Docs the Sugar trust think n game of blurt less expensive than another or ganized scheme of congressional lobby ing ? Isn't It time for the president to begin to reward those of his faithful cuekoos who were left In the cold by the Inte landslide ? We nro agreeably disappointed In fall ing to Und the promised sensational features In tire report of the secretary of agriculture. If the end of the electric lighting squabble Is lu sight our thanks will not be limited lo the one day prescribed by the governor's proclamation. If the Transinlssisslppl congress over looked In its resolutions nny project that Is asking for a public subsidy it was a fault of the hand and not of the heart. Members of the Hoard of Kducatlon can avoid ail further importunity by applicants for tliu position of attorney to tlie board by abolishing the oliice entirely and saving the salary. Tlte sudden Increase in the length of the marriage license list seems to bo conclusive evidence that Thanksgiving time Is generally regarded as peculiarly favorable to matrimonial ventures. It may not be out of place to remind Mr. St John that while he is no longer the head of the ( Jeneral Managers' as sociation , Mr. Debs still holds the title of president of the American Hallway union. If the United States could only do- inuud compensation for the services of her olllcers as mediators between China and Japan wo might accumulate a small reserve to bo drawn on tlie next time another bond Issue becomes Imperative. The council won't be long perplexed ns to the disposition to be made of the coal left in the election booths If the booths are permitted to remain stand Ing much longer. The coal has already begun to disappear in various localities , Let the lawyer who questions the right of Heech Higby to a cortillcate of election come out of his shell and go on record on the law points at Issue ! The people of this city have chosen Iligby as clerk of this municipal cor poration. Sliu'o woman suffrage was defeated along 'with the populist candidates in congress , Susan II. Anthony , who an nonnced her conversion to populisn. with such spectacular surroundings , has not been able to exactly locate where she la at. Wo observe that the gas company Is living up to that provision of Its new franchise which binds It to bd ! for street lighting at not less than the price now paid. It has not reduced Its olTcrj but It cannot under Its agreement Increase Its llgures. Congressman llryan would not be happy If he worn to attend a convention und be unable to bring before It his now antique resolution , "without waiting foi the aid or consent of any other nation on earth. " Why such Impatience ? Mos of1us wait because we are compelled to wait * Last fall TMe HPC'H Inquiry Into the cost of coal used by state Institutions resulted In contracts by which many thousands of dollars were saved I taxpayers. We recommend that this Important Item be watched this fall Under existing conditions It will beai watching. Ono thing may be set down ns reason ably certain , nnd that Is that the plun derers who have fed at the state house crib f.or years return no thanks In till year of our Lord , IS ! ) I. A benign I'rov Idenco whose wisdom passcth all tin del-standing has turned the gang out to grass. Its day of reckoning has come. The charter revision committee has only n limited time lu which to complete pleto Its work. Kvery nmendmen Which It Intends to suggest should B ready for presentation through tin , Douglas county delegation very sooi 'after the leglslatmo sol t lea down to biul ness. The committee must not let the food work drag at thin late day. CARKLESS HANK OFFICtALH. The robbery of a national bank ( n " few York City by a bfeokkccpcr fur nishes another Instance of loose ninn- igcmcnt and careless supervision on he part of bank olllclals. For a mini- > cr of years the bookkeeper had been 'inbc7.7.1lng the money of depositors mill the total of his thefts amounted to iver $350,000 , and he might have gone in with his peculations until the Insti- utlon was completely cleaned out , so t seems , had It not been decided by ho directors to Introduce a new system f bookkeeping. It does not appear that t was proposed to do thla because here was suspicion of anything wrong , 'or of course the bank examiner had 'ound nothing wrong , nnd that was 'jutllclcnt ' to keep the coufldcncc of the illlclals , notwithstanding the well tuown fact that examiners very rarely hid anything wrong until somebody else points It out to them. In this case mother bookkeeper , In the absence of he defaulter , who nskcd for a brief cave of absence and has not yet rc- urned , discovered discrepancies , nnd in Investigation disclosed the fact that he bank had been systematically obbcd for several years , and not by uiy very Ingenious method either. It s said that the defaulter had confed erates , and one person charged with icing a party to the thefts has suicided , nit It doesn't matter whether the rob- > ery was tlie work of only one man or here Avere a dozen Involved In It. The piestlou Is none the less pertinent ns o what the bank olllciala were doing o protect depositors. Were they exer cising due vigilance and care lu the lerformnnce of their duties ? Manifestly hey were not. The depositors will lose lotlilug , the stockholders having made tp the amount of the defalcation lu ex cess of the surplus , but there Is a les son lu the occurrence which ought to nake an Impression on other bank olll clals everywhere. It also adds another o the long list of similar experiences which make up a formidable argument n favor of further legislation looking .o the better protection of bank deposi tors. So far as the existing system of > ank examination Is concerned , as a nenns of protection to depositors , It .mist be admitted to be a failure. Uu- i-ss It can be radically reformed It night as well be abandoned. But the mportnut thing is to hold bank ofllclala ; o n more rigid responsibility. A'Bir UNUL.WI ) ix cofanKss. The predominance of New Hngland In national affairs has been largely if not ilmost wholly due to the pre-eminence of the men who have represented that section In the national legislature. New Kngland has been able to Inspire nnd nnugnrntc great reforms because , her representatives have constituted tlie. Color guard of the army of progress and civilization. It has been the policy of the New Knglaud states to plant their jralulest men In congress nnd keep ; hem there during good behavior. This Is notably true regarding members of the United States senate. It has been /cry common for New England , senators to hold their positions for four consec utive terms , or nearly a quarter of a Ventnry , and several have been reelected - elected six times. While ThexIJee. has no disposition to dip Into down east ; politics , we venture to express the hope that New Hamp shire will continue to adhere to the tune-honored policy of New England by retaining William E. Chandler In Ills place for another term. Mr. Chand ler Is not a novice at the senatorial bel lows. He Is one of the best equipped men in America for the manifold duties devolving on a senator , and is withal the peer of any man In public debate. He Is quick at repartee , keen ns n dam ascene blade and , thoroughly versed upon every vital issue affecting the public welfare. Heyond all these quali ties Mr. Chandler has' the courage of Uls convictions nnd fearlessly expresses his views , whether they are or arc not lu accord with the dominant majority , even when that majority Is his own party. Such men arc rare lu pub lie life and especially In the American House of Lords. While The Hee does not subscribe to every measure which Mr. Chandler has championed It ac cords to him the credit of sincerity nnd zeal for what he believes to be the best Interest of the American people. TllK STATR HANK 1S3UK TAX. It Is reported from Washington , on excellent authority , that the repeal of the tax on state bank issues will be among the recommendations in the forthcoming annual papers of the pres ident and secretary of the treasury. This will be conditioned , however , upon those banks' conforming to certain regu lations to be prescribed by the Treasury department , under which note holders will be secured against loss. This tax Is one of the obstacles to nn ngreement on a currency plan among the demo crats. The national democratic plat form recdmmeiidetl Its repeal uncondi tionally , and a largo element of the party , Including all the southern repre sentatives , have Insisted that tills wlsl of tlie party expressed In national con vention shall be respected. These men regard the tax as unconstitutional ami a wrongful and \mji.st ( Interference with the rights of the states. At the last ses sion of congress they refused to support any measure that did not provide for the repeal of the tax without conditions Another element among the democrats Is willing to vote for the repeal of the tax conditioned upon such regulation : } for the Issue of circulating notes by state banks ns will Insure their sound ness and safety In the hands of holders which would Involve some supervlsiot on the part of the government. A fo\\ democrats are In favor of continuing tlie tax , and of course the republicans an. practically unanimous In opposition to repeal. This was the situation at tlie last ses slon , nnd there Is no reason to bellevt , that It will be found at the coming hos slon to have materially changed. The southern representatives , It is safe to say , are no more disposed now thai they were six months ago , when this question was under consideration bj the banking nnd currency committee to agree to the conditional repeal of tht tax or to make any sort ot compromise that would not restore to the state banks the unrestricted privilege they enjoyed before this tux was Imposed o notes as freely as they pleased , f this Is BO the recommendation of the > rcsldeut and secretary of the treasury vlll amount to nothing , for this element s strong enough to defeat It. Hut If his opposition were less formidable It vould still be questionable whether any nenmtre of repeal could pass congress , because It would encounter the solid op- > oultlon of the senate republicans. The cpubllcnn party , which enacted this cglslatlon , believes the tax on state bank Issues to be necessary to prevent i return to the currency system that > rcvalled before the war , and It docs tot consider It essential to n reform of he present currency system that the ax shall be repealed. The action of he republicans In congress will , with practical unanimity , be lu accord with his view. There need be no disturbance of ( limit- lal confidence from fear that the tax on tnte bank issues will be repealed by he present congress. There Is hardly i possibility of sncli legislation. As In he next congress the house will be cpubllcnn It Is a very safe predjctjon lint It will not Interfere with the tax. ndecd , it Is to be expected that this eglslatlou will stand Indefinitely , for he American people are not likely to bo more'favorable ten or twenty years iciice than they now nro to a return to ho old state bank currency system , nnd t is unquestionable that an over whelming majority are opposed to re storing that system. TltK IKTEniOH DUPAIlTMKyT IIM'OIIT. As usual the report of the secretary of tha interior Is n voluminous docu- ueiit No department of tlie govern ment 1ms a greater range of business ban this , nud the merest review of It nakes n considerable volume. The pres ent one Is distinctly n business report , he secretary indulging in no elaborate liscusslon. Some of his more Important ecommcudntious have already been given to the public. On the subject of illotlng lands to the Indians the sccre- , ary questions the propriety of this course before the Indians have pro gressed sufficiently to utilize the land when taken. He would have the civili zation of the red man precede his pos- lesslon of land. Regarding the educa tion of the Indians he urges that it should be practically directed with n view to his probable future. If he Is : o remain away from his former home ind to enter the struggle of life In our cities nud towns as any other citizen lion his education should be as broad nud as liberal as possible. But If he is , o return to the reservation nnd corn- nonce his active life in the development of the resources of the reservation then Ills education should be directed espec ially with a. view to .the life he will lead upon the reservation and to the ) osslbllltles of the reservation Itself. ; t Is further suggested that even though the education of the young Indian Is levoted to preparation for work upon the reservation It should have also lu lew a prepnrtlon for separate respon sibility and separate management of u'operty , to the end that he should be ittcd ns soon as possible to manage his own affairs free from the paternal care of the department , . Over 10,000,000 acres of the public were disposed of during the last fiscal year , and tlie amount of such lands remaining vacant Is estimated at 000,000,000 acres , exclusive of Alaska , which contains over UKO.OOO.OOO ncres , of military nnd other reservations , or railroad and other selections yet un- iidjudlcatcd. It thus appears that there [ s still a large public domain to be dis posed of , though n great deal of this Ueing In tlie arid region will be value less until reclaimed by Irrigation. How long it will be before this Is nccom- pllshed It Is Impossible to say. The sec retary makes some sound recommenda tions respecting the protection of the forest reserves , for which adequate pro vision has never been made , but It is to be apprehended that congress will treat them ns It has all previous recom mcndations of n similar nature. In regard to pensions the report simply presents the work nccomplishcd under the present administration , with the claim that tlie volume is unpre cedented In the history of the depart incut for n like iwrlod. The methods of the pension olllce are briefly com mended , but there is nn nvoidnuco of dis cussion of the public criticisms of those , methods nnd an absence of recommen dations , indicating- that the secretary is entirely satisfied with Ihe prevailing practice of the oliloe. The work of the bureau of education during the last fiscal year Is shown to be of more than usual Interest. It appeal's that the Co lumbian exposition had the effect of creating an extraordinary interest In the American school system by foreign governments , nnd there were many commissions charged with the Investi gation of some features of the system. The statistics show the public schools of the country to bo making steady progress gross , tlie number of pupils enrolled during the fiscal year ending June IK ) last being III.-U'-.OOO , nnd the number of teachers employed SiSOll ( $ , the total expenditures belngt lu round numbers , $1 , < XX,000. ) Parents cannot be too careful In guarding their children from exposure to the contagious diseases that have , secured a foothold in two or threp parts of tlie city. Those who happen to have sickness In the family have n duty which they cannot neglect to see that no unnecessary risks are communicated to the children of other people. The city health authorities are doing what thej can to prevent the spread of contagions disease , but tlioy nro ill most powerless without tlie alii of the citizens. Hnppil } there Is every disposition to do nil that Is to bo expected. An ex-recorder , democrat ; an ex treasurer , democrat , nud an ex-judge of the probate court , republican , hnvi been found short In their nccounts nnd quit their respective offices owing money to Douglas county. Measures nro under way to recover- this money and should be pressed. Each out of these delinquent officials gave n gooi and sufficient bond , the purpose of which was to protect the tnxpayera from loss under clivumntnnceH ns wo find them today. The time has come for the commissioners of Douglas county to te.it the value of bonds filed by county pfllclnls. The sentiment prc- ralls In tlri.T-'conununlty ns elsewhere hat ofilclnl bonds nrc made out merely as a matCr uf form , nnd It Is not ex- > octcd that bondsmen nro to bo made Inblo for the losses caused by the official. It ls the duty of the county cominlssloTiVr.H to revise this prevailing sentiment nnd hold bondsmen to n iropcr syjiseT of the responsibility assumed The conspirators who nro contomplat- ng forcing R resolution through the eglslnturo Ordering a recount of the ( allots casfijfor governor nt the last ( lection forMhe purpose of reversing ho returnf/Vml ousting Governor Hoi- comb claim to rely on the precedent set when the constitutional amendment ncronsliiff the pay of legislators was leclared carried on a fraudulent re count. That is not a precedent upon which much reliance can bo placed. There was no one nt that time partlq- ilarly charged with seeing that the ballots were not manipulated nor the xpresscd will bf the people obstructed. That recount has-left such nn unsavory record Unit there.Is . no demand Mr an other under similar conditions of fraud nud trickery. The present proposal for a recount will have an entirely differ ent road to travel. Omnhn wants the state fair nnd she wnnts it in earnest. The Bee 1ms been saying this for months past and Is glade o see some of its advice bear finlt now. Make the business men of Omaha np- ireclate the advantages of various kinds ; hat will accrue from nn annual exposi tion s\ich as the state fair can be made f located lu'lhls city nnd their cooperation tion In a systematic effort to secure It Is assured. Other Nebraska cltlos that ire competing for the fair location are alive to Its Importance. Omaha must also wake up to the situation. The Russian thistle comes In for n few words of Secretary Morton's re port , but nny specific recommendation for the appointment of n chief Russian hlstle exterminator has been withheld. This will be sad news to the persistent [ lemocrats who Iiave been applying for that much sought position. The omis sion Is nn offense that few pw > ple will care to palliate. The secretary of state" has Issued the customary folder giving a list of the state ofilcers and leglslntlvc members- elect Silas A. Holcomb bonds tlie col umn. This Is Important only to woodenheaded - headed stakeholders who persist In using money which should long ngo have paddtli ! fjie pockets of the winners. It cost tin ? United States almost $50- 000 to r.egfstbr the Chinese resident In this couuU1/ But the photographers must havejjottcu more than this sum back In payment for the photographs which the law requires the Chinese to attach to "thcte certificates. y'n < lroat Output. ibe-Dcmocrat. When KentuoJ y goes democratic by a majority of only a little over 2.000 It la time to quit criticising her oa account of her whisky output. 1J . . O - mi Karly Start. , ' * r ' ) ( \ fihlcaso Heron } . ' . The ? arch-awindler Holmes did not spend nil his life III guileful practices. Until he was almost 5 years of ago his command of language could not have been sulHclent. ( lot n .Move On , Andrew. Chicago Tribune. Mr. CarneKle can easily avoid the disgrace of dying rich , but he should begin promptly. Life Is very uncertain , and 123,000,000 Is a large sum to get rid of. even In chunks , for charity. Growth of Alunku. Globe-Democrat. The governor of-Alaska Is not able to re port much growth In the territory , the pop ulation remaining1 at about 6,000 white people and 23.000 natives. If Alaska could be easily reached thousands of adventurous Ameri cans would go there every year , mainly to explore the territory , which Is twelve times the size of Pennsylvania. Hut the round trip from San Francisco occupies a month , and the cost of passage Is not small. When these Impediments are removed Yankee en ergy will soon Ilnd out what Alaska Is good for. _ Major * ' Now-Horn Modesty. Chicago Times. Tom Majors , the only candidate on the Nebraska republican state ticket who was defeated , hasn't lost any of his nerve. He writes the state central committee that he will not enter an "unseemly scramble for an olllce the right to which Is In doubt. " This modesty of Majors Is of recent growth. His past record leads the public to believe that his real reason for not making a con test is his fear that the bare-faced coloniza tion schemes Worked In many sections of the state will be brought to light by such an Investigationas It would necessitate. Corporation Sponger * Washington Post. "How shall we beat this njnendment ? " Is the proposition now engaging the serious attention cf the New York legislature. Why do they not enact appropriate legislation covering the case. Instead of proceeding to compass the defeat of one of the most wholesome amendments the constitutional convention adopted ? I et them arrange for their transportation expenses under nn en larged mileage system , If deemed expedient , or vote an Increase of salaries to cover them. No honest , straightforward way to meet the emergency will be disapproved , but this hunting up of loopholes through which to evade an. express prevision ot the constitution is undignified and seriously un becoming In those who are charged with the law-making power. TllK OLD , OLlt WISH. Jumes Whltcomb llllcy. Last night , In eomo lost mood of meditation. The while my dreamy vision ranged the far Unfathomed archet of creation , I see a falling star. And ns my eyes swept round the- path It embered I With the Hvftdylntr ) ) glory of Its glow , With sudden Intuition 1 remembejed A wlsh pf long ago A wish that , were * It made so ran the fancy Of credulcus yoQng lover and of lass As fell a star ) hymome Rtrange necromancy. Wouli ) , purely come to pass. T * 1 And , of Itself , the , wish , reiterated A thousand .tlmi.s In youth , ashed o'er my brain , ' 1 And , Ilka thc-ataf , as soon obliterated , Dropp'od Into night again. For my old heart'tiad wished for the unend ing -1.-1H Devotion of a-Hltle mnld of nine And that thQiKlrll heart , with tha woman's / blending , . , , . Might Be forever mine. i 'i And so it was ' , , with eyelids raised , and - weighty With ripest .clustering of sorrow's dew. I cried aloud .4hrouh heaven : "O little Katie ! When will my wish come true ? " COttltiaAlf AND DVCKV , Minneapolis Journal ; Father Duccy anil Archbishop Corrlgan are at lopgerhenils bs- causn the farmer Interested himself In the good work of exposing the villainies of Tntn- many. The nrctiblnhop seems to have pro ceeded a little too far when ha undertakes to forbid his clergy to Uko part In municipal reform movements. Sprlngflclil Republican : There Is this thing further to be said and In the present complexion ot political affairs It may have some consequence that such dictation to a citizen priest or layman. It matters not In thp matter of his- actions for the good of society Is the very thing which creates anil sustains and wilt aggravate the evil of apalsni. Brooklyn Eagle : Whether Archbishop Cor rlgan meant BO or not , the thoughts of men will rush like a flood to the. conclusion that he has sought to place the Konmn Catholic church In antagonism to the Lexow com mittee anil to Its work of exposure and re form , and to suggest that , somehow or other , those exposures nnd those reforms adversely affect Hainan Catholic Interests or objects and should bo unfavorably regarded by Roman Catholic citizens. Duffalo Express : Archbishop Corrlgan says to Father Duccy : "An honest Catholic layman would blush to go to such an as semblage as the L.CJCOW Investigating com mittee ot his own free will. That you , a priest , should have attended such sittings dally and seemed to glory In so doing was most dUedlfylng. " Hut how can a man whose mission It Is to reform the world do his \vorl ; effectively unless he puts himself In the way of knowing the world ? Indianapolis News : We do not for n mo ment Imagine that the archbishop will be sustained In the stand ho has taken. Wo have no respect for the ordinary recalcitrant priest , or for any man who refuses to bo bound by the discipline of the religious or ganization with which ho has voluntarily as sociated himself. But there are no such questions as these Involved In the present case. Father Duccy has done nothing In violation of the Inus ot hla church. Courier-Journal ; It may mean another McGlynn episode. . In Uiat case the rebel lious clergyman made the mistake of antagon izing the pope as welt as the archbishop. Father Duccy probably counts upon the sup port of Satolll. If ) ho Right Rev , M. A. Corrlgan was over disaffected , as generally believed , the priest may have the advantage this time. The archbishop does not approve of a priest taking part In politics , but It Is doubtful that ho will be sustained In for bidding what has generally been left to In dividual conscience to determine. Kansas City Star : Father Duccy. who Is tangled up with Archbishop Corrigan , Is a man of great Independence of character and posltlvcncss ot conviction. He has largo private means and his church In New York was built by his own exertions and to no small extent out of his own purse. Ho Is very popular with his congregation and uni versally known and esteemed by the better classes In New York. With Tammany and the- Tammany order of Catholics bo has al ways been at war , and his letter to the arch- blshnp shows In very few words his opinion of the opportunity of the Roman Catholic church. It has long been predicted that an outbreak between the archbishop and Father Duccy was Inevitable. The canonical power Is with the archbishop , but personal follow ing and American sentiment arc overwhelm ingly with the priest. fKA AKlt N , Revival meetings ara In progress at the German Methodist church at West Point. West Point la now without a city clerk , II. U. Delnlnger having1 resigned the posi tion. tion.Tho The Central City Gun club has been re organized and an effort will be made toward enforcing the game laws In Merrlck county. A lot of stolen corn captured by the pollco of Beatrice has been ground and distributed to the poor , as nobody had called and claimed the stolen property. Numerous conversions are reported at Tecumseh as the result ot revival services conducted In the Christian church by Rev. L. H. Humphries ot Falrfleld. Trappers In the vicinity of Indlanola nro having great luck. In the past two weeks ono man has captured three beavers , one weighing forty pounds , and two raccoons. There Is a boom In the sheep Industry In Scotts Bluff county. Several large droves have been purchased by feeders , and a num ber of farmers are talking of buying sheep. J. F. Hanson , the defeated candidate of the republicans of Dodge county for the legisla ture , is now suffering from a carbuncle. Ho Is said to give the cause as blood poison * "Ing resulting from too close contact with democrats during the campaign. As a result of a Hallowe'en joke , a warrant Is out for the arrest ot Calvin Oglesbee. a Webster county farmer. Some young fel lows called on Oglesbee on Hallowe'en and he took them for chicken thieves. So he brought out his trusty shotgun , and when tht smoke cleared away It was discovered that Jettle Illley , a nephew of ex-Representative Austin Rlley , had his face and shoulders filled with small shot. Young Rlley has now filed a complaint charging Oglesbeo with assault with Intent to do great bodily barm. Oglesbee declares that he doesn't know whether he pulled the trigger or whether the old gun went off of Its own accord during the excitement. Zfi'DUbTltlAFi XOTKS. Paris will have an underground trolley lino. A Russian locomotive uses petroleum for fuel. Clothing manufacturers of Baltimore sig nalized a revival of trade by a general ad vance In wages. Every workman In Japan wears on his cap and on his back an Inscription giving his business and his employer's name. An electrical machine for closing shutters of factories In case of fire has been Invented by Samuel II. Curwen , a Salem electrician. Cast Iron blocks are being tried In some of the most frequented streets of Paris , Instead of the granite blocks usually placed alongside tramway rails. A Peorla shoemaker has Invented a working shoe with a wooden ( poplar ) sole one Inch thick. It Is very durable , comfortable and comparatively light. According to statistics just completed , there ate 5,735 steamers flying the British flag , 810 the .German , 510 the Norwegian , G03 the French and 430 the American. The management of the American Tin Plate company at Muncle , Ind. , Is preparing to open up two new mills , which will give employment - ment to an additional force ot 300 men , Almost every manufacturing establishment In Erie , Pa. , la running at full force and hours , and many of them have extended their hours of work. A few are running night and day. Thomas Ellison , the well known statistician of Liverpool , Is of the opinion that prices have certainly reached bottom the world over , and that their Increase from now on will be sure and gradual. Paper making has progressed so far that a good Imitation of linen writing paper is manufactured wholly frtm wood pulp , while a great deal ot go-called linen paper Is made from cotton rags. A scries of experiments was recently made with a view to testing the relative strength of metals when heated or cold. The result was surprising even to these who conducted the teits. Under a very low temperature the tensile strength of many metals was enormously increased. The breaking strain of tin was Increased from ZOO pounds to 400 poundi ; that of fusible metal from 140 pounds to 450 pounds , The magnetic powers of metals seem to be In some way closely re lated to their tensile strength , and these at well are many times multiplied by exces slve cdld. Highest of all in Leavening Power Latest U.S.Gov't Report run jV.fi'OMio.v op ir/vi > r.n/w. 1'hllaJelphU Inquirer : The lamentable part of all such Insurance fraud * n . It Is alleged , was perpetrated by Holmes and Pltzd lies In the fact that they have a tendency to In * terforo with the prompt payment of policies In cases where deith la really but perhaps not obviously due to natural causes. Indianapolis News : The story of the swlnd- lliiK of a Philadelphia Ufa Insurance com pany reads like the plot of a. 7-cent bargain counter novel. Hclatcd lu the novel In all Its Ingenious and rascally detail It would be laughed at ns Improbable , If not Impossible. In actual occurrence the scheme seems to have been worked with comparative ease , and the \\ondcr Is that the frand was ever discovered after the money was once paid over. It seems , after nil , that the old saying , truth l stranger than Action , Is as applicable now as ever , and that no crime , however des perate or immlcrbus , Is unlikely to occur In this end of the nineteenth Christian century. Chicago Kecord : These bold swindles , however - over , arc only a part of the career of tha man now under arrest at Philadelphia , He seems to have expanded and developed his capacities with every new crime performed until ho attained a skill which In other lines of effort would be called genius. His swindling opera tions were as numerous and as fantastically novel as his means of Increasing his list of creditors. Ills latest crlmo.the swindling of a life Insurance company by means of what was probably a bogus corpse , has merely had the effect ot raking up an entire career of criminal adventures ranging all the way from petty swindling und theft to large forgeries and more heinous crimes. The various Inci dents connected with hla latest effort place him under suspicion of murder. Chicago Tribune : Mr. II. II. Holmes , who Is now In custody upon the charge of life In surance swindling , oven If we may judge by his own confession , Is cue of the most accom plished rogues of the time. Though his opera tions have In no case Involved very largo sums , still he has covered a wider field than any of the modern smooth swindlers , and yet he Is only 31 years ot age. Twelve years ago he began his life Insurance swindles. Since then he has been engaged In lire Insurance swindles , In fraudulent building schemes , In horse stealing ventures. In World's Fair hotel frauds , In land steals , In forgeries , In obtain ing goods under false pretenses , In dealing with women , getting their property away from them and then causing thm to disappear from sight. In getting possession of houses and land without title and disposing of them. In wrecking fidelity companies , In building houses with other people's money , In selling bogus patents. In stealing city water and gas , In starting bogus saloons and restaurants and selling them. In marrying women , and possibly In committing murder. According to his own confession he has recently been supporting no less than twenty-four women. HOTAOK J''Olt TJIK Syracuse Post : Trove's Labor I-ost. She Goorjre , nil IB lost. Gee-rue Why ? She 1'npa has oiled those squeaky shoes you Bold him yesterday. Yankee niadc : Tom Did Mnud tell you the truth when you nslted her her nge ? Jack Vea. Tom What did she say ? Juck She said Itviis none of my business. Harper's Bazar : Mr. Scrimp My dear. I don't see how you htul this counterfeit bill passed on you. Mrs. Scrimp Well , you don't let me nee enough real money to enable me to tell the difference. Fllegende Blnetter : Amiable Professor ( to his gervnnt ) Kor three weeks I have re minded you every day to buy me a note book. Henceforth I shall remind you of It only once a week. . Cincinnati Tribune : Mr. Watts It seems queer that elephants ehotild be so afraid of Mrs. Watts I don't see anything queer In It at all. The elephant IB one of the most Intelligent of quadrupeds. Life : "Prof. Von Gookenhelmcr , they sny , Is a most marvelous mind reader and hyp " " claims he attract the notist. "Yes ; he can attention of a restaurant waiter by merely looking at him steadily for half an hour. " Truth : Morton Are you sure that Penam Is really reconciled with Is wife ? Crnmlall Yes. I am sure ot It. for Bhe reads what ho writes und he eats what she cooks. Atchlson Globe : There la no work BO hard ns trying to keep up1 the Impression that you are a good fellow. Plain Denier : Attorney ( badgering wit ness ) Now , sir , would you like to sweat Witness Yes , I would. Indianapolis Journal : "The editor of the Trumpet rather got It on tot you when he called you a cheap wit , " said the boss editor of the nugle to his funny man. "That's so , " assented the funny man. "Perhaps It would bo a good Idea for you to raise my salary and remove the stigma. " Washington Star : "People nro talking so much ubout epigrams In novels , " said the young woman. "How would you describe an epigram ? " "An epigram , " said the young man , who Isn't literary to any great extent. "Is a nort or a joke with a. clean collar and Its Sunday clothes on. " THE WANK Ol' NOVKMUGR. ' Indlannpolls Journal. Now docs the harassed plutocrat Dig down Into his ellsuln. And buy hla wife a winter hat , And eke , likewise , a sealskin. The campaign He hangs on thc > wall , All useless , torn and tattered ; The foot ball youth and griddle hot Are dally getting battered. 1'KOff.K AXJt New York's defaulting bank employe wai "a church goer , with no bad habits. " Mr , Tobo Castor lias concluded to rerlso ' hla monograph on "Triumphant Democracy. " It Is writ on the picturesque tunics of Bait creek that public ofllco Is a private sacri fice. fice.John John Y. McKanc. the Qravesend bos * , h.u struck his natural gall In bossing a gang at Sing Sing. The Chinese highbinders threaten to lake the hide ot the hapless LI Hung Chang In addition to his garments. Pictorial representations of President Cleve land's rheumatic foot show It encased In free wool and a yard wide. Private Secretary Thurber'a lonesome oath has been consigned to the white house cellar with other works of nude art. Kleld Marshal Oynma , who stormed and captured Port Arthur , Is welcome to a choice ot the yellow coats and peacock feathers In stock , Alcacus Hooper , president of the upper branch ot the llalllmoro city council , Is tha first republican to occupy the position In twenty-seven years. General James A. Dutnont , supervising Inspector specter of steam vessels , posseses n marvelous pull. He wag appointed by President Lincoln and has held on without a break. A dia gram of hli grit would enrich a museum. Dana Hill's voice rises above the swamp fogs of Florida to announce that ho Is In the "hands of the democratic parly. " The position Is more conducive to peace ot mind than that which ho recently occupied on the point of the party boot. Mr. Holmes , the eminent Insurance swindler , boasts of twenty-seven wives scattered throughout the country. Had ho not tripped up on the Pltiel banana peel Mr. Holmes would have given the shah of Persia several points In the matrimonial line. line.The The adoption of the new constitution In New York lent wings to the hope that It would end the machine In politics. Now comes Niagara county with a new machine warranted to do the voting without bagging the count. You simply press the buttons and the voting Is done. It Is a decided Improve ment on the human machine. Several members of congress who fell be neath November's boulders have lost all desire to return to Washington , and have , written the sergcant-at-arms to forward their mileage and save them the expense ot going after It. And the unfeeling ofllclal coolly S tells them to step up to the wlckrt In person. This Is the crudest cut ot all. Mr. J. Edward Addlcks , the senatorial Cholly of Delaware , proposes to spend $100,000 to break Into the American House of Lords. Hut his gas tank has suddenly sprung a leak. His matrimonial career bags at the knee. From present Indications he , * will not bother "mcsclf with political argu ments , don't you know , " but will have hli hands full explaining the charges made by his wife In a Philadelphia divorce court. The presuaslve pull of alimony Is likely to materially reduce his political sinking fund. Confidence is the essential thing in busi ness ; so it is in our medicine. In both cases it is the result of experience. If you haven't gained the experience yourself you must rely on the expert ence of others. When people who have used a medicine which is claimed will cure cer tain diseases , willingly recom mend and endo/se it , it is pretty good evidence that the remedy is worthy the confi dence of those who have not tried it We assert that Of Norwegian Cod Liver Oil , with GUAIACOI , will cure nil luiiff , throat nnd chest trou bles. Our patients who have had the ox- licrliMicu , toll us that It dot-H. We are pleased to accept their statements as proof of our assertions. If yon are Blc'Ic and have not tmcd this remedy , will their testimonials give you the conn- deuce to try It ? If so , send for the book It Is the kind physicians prescribe. For sale by run SAT.K JIY KUHN & CO. , aittl Doiifjlui Streets , O3IA11A. 1 "Money's Worth or Money Back , " Oyor TAere At the top of the next page you'll see the sort of a disturbance we are going to have on our 2d floor for two days. Browning , King & Co. , llcliablc Clothiers , S. W. Cor. IStli nnd Douglas. f