THE OMAJIA DAILY BEE : TTTESDAT , tfOVETVEBER 27. 1804 , THE OMAHA DAILY Tte E. nOSKWATKIt. Editor. runusiiED MORNINO. THUMB OF Bl'llSCUIITIONl . Tlee ( without HunJny ) , Ona Year. . . . ) * M Dally Dee nnd Hunday , Ona Year. . . , . 10 M HI * Month * , f > M Three Months > . . 2M Sunday Hee , One Vc.ir * M HntliKlfly life , Uno Year * W Weekly lire , One Year * * > OFFICES ! Omaha. The Lien IJulldlnr. floulh Omnlin. Corner N nml Twenty-fourth Sts. Council Itlnrrt , 12 Pearl itreet. Clilcnro Ollln , an Chamber of Commero1. New York , Itnomn U. 14 nml 13 , Tribune Bldg. Washington. 1407 F street , N.V. . conniflioNuiNcu. : All communication * relating lo nrwi nml edl torlal mailer tliould be n < Mrei"il : To tlia Uilltor. TffTmVICU t T'TTr-T'1 . . iiualf i ba iL.iiZji.n. All bu lne 3 letteri and r mlttnncc ahouM be fidJresscd to The live Publishing compnny , Omahn. Drnfln , chrrki nml no'tol'lce orilera to be made pnynljle In the onler of the company. 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More Hslit on Hint ll htlujj contract IB wlint ( lie people want. rotmichnuMit in tlic scliool bonrd by abolishing the olllee of Hpovttil nttonu-y for tlio buiml. Ono week ruitl wo will bo it gain rc- gnlud daily with Ropnrlllc reports of tlie routlnt ! InisliioHS oC congress. After tlio sultnn of Turkey Invostl- gnlcH Hie Arini'iilnii massacre , then what ? Is Investigation nil that the. oc casion ilcummlH ? If the report of the secretary of culture iloes not astonish the natives Its author will be as sorely disappointed as the average late democratic candidate. The report of the postmaster general says that lottery devices of all kinds must go. In this the administration will be backed up by the approval of all reputable citizens. Tlio Sherman avenue paving has got ten Into the courts. The trouble Is , how ever , that the paving Is not likely to bo laid so long as the courts retain their control over the question. Postmaster General UIssolI Is trying to see on how many points he can differ from ids predecessor In his recommenda tions for further legislation with re spect to the I'ostollke department. President Cleveland's bad ankle won't Interfere with the use of his voice and pen In formulating his coming message , although It may perhaps be possible to perceive the twinges of pain by read- lug between the lines. The Papilllon Times suggests that the legislature provide for the publication of session laws In two newspapers of each.county. Under proper conditions nnd limitations such publication would bo of great public bcnollt. The charter revision committee has 'dono commendable work so far. Every member of the Douglas delegation should attend meetings of the commit tee and thus get an Intelligent idea of the demands of their constituents. Fact of the matter Is there are thou sands of republicans who voted for Ma jors who are better satisfied over his defeat than they would have been over his election. Since they know the legis lature to be strongly republican they want nothing more to do with the tat tooed man. America la n rather remote place In which to begin a movement for consti tutional government In Ilussla. lint other good enterprises for the reform of foreign government have boon Insti tuted In this country , and so why not also one with the Ilusslan government as Its object ? No sooner did New York vote to sup ply her own rapid transit than the managers of the elevated railway sys tem Immediately set to work to Im prove their service. Had the election gone the other way It Is to be assumed that the way of the elevated would have remained unchanged. Chairman Morrlll , In his grand stand epistle to Tom , says : "There are many republicans In Nebraska whose opinions arc worthy of consideration who have expressed a doubt as to the advisa bility of a contest. " This Is putting It very mildly. There has not been one republican In a thousand favorable tea a contest. Every owner of property , and espe cially the great body of modest homeowners owners , are. vitally Interested In the proposed charter amendment which con templates n radical change In the mat ter of assessments. The Douglas dele gation should unite In support of this movement and stay by It till It Is mndo a part of the charter. The party of defeat In many of the states Is trying to account for the re sult of the recent election on the theory that the stay-at-homes did .It. This theory may be all right for some states , but It will never do In the world for Nebraska. There doesn't seem to have been any stay-at-homes here. On the contrary , the vote on governor Is sev eral thousand higher than It was two years ago , Just after the exciting presi dential campaign. Not only did every voter In the state got out , but thousands of colonists Imported from abroad as- fctstetl to cover up the liolo created by the exodus of drouth sufferers. The Btuy-at-homes didn't do It In Nebraska. It was the people who got out and voted. rttR cvNSPinATonu STILL AT iron/r. Unable to discover BUlllclcnt evidence of populist fraud at the recent election to warrant the Institution of contest proceedings against Governor-elect IIol- comb , the gang of corporation conspira tors have reluctantly given up the Idea of llllng notice of contest as required by law. They have not , however , given up nit lie ] > e of counting the regularly elected governor of Nebraska out of olllcc , and already the machinery has been put In motion looking toward ac complishing Indirectly what they have found themselves balked In attaining directly. It Is expected and hoped by these railroad hirelings that the public abandonment of the contest proceed ings will bo accepted by the people In good faith as a llnal termination of the matter. Ordinarily such would bo the caso. Uy throwing every one off their guard the Held might bo opened lo bal lot box stealing and ballot manipula tion , which the general vigilance aroused by the warnings of The Boo has thus far fortunately blocked. After these crimes shall have been committed nnd the ballots plugged to Majors' size , n demand for a recount by resolution of the legislature Is to bo made , and when the fraud Is consummated Gover nor llolcomb Is to bo ousted from cilice and his place given to the man who was so emphatically rejected nt the polls. The II. & M. Journal , which gets Its cue direct from railroad licadquartcrH , has already begun to broach this In famous scheme. In an editorial only Sunday last It claims that the feeling Is gradually spreading over the state that a recount by the legislature where no "mistakes , " its It calls them , would bo overlooked , Is the proper thing. Of course no such feeling exists except where propagated by railroad emis saries. It Is further urged thnt the sealed ballots from every precinct could be opened at the state house In the presence of competent men of both par ties and compared with the returns. The only reason adduced for such nn expenditure of valuable time and money by the legislature Is the "suspicion" that there were frauds perpetrated In the count wherever the election ma chinery was In the hands of populists. One or two legislators-elect known to have very marked railroad proclivities have also unburdened themselves In conversation of n pretended conviction that , even though there Is no evidence of fraud that will serve as a basis of contest proceedings , the legislature ought to order a. recount of the votes "for appearance sake. " There Is lu- dubltablo proof that these men have already been approached In the Interest of the conspirators' latest scheme. A'recount under the conditions con templated cannot bo anything but a barefaced device to count Governor llolcomb out Even supposing that the ballots arc all right when delivered up by the respective county clerks to the legislative messengers , who can tell that they will remain so In transit to Lincoln ? After they have arrived In the possession of the legislature , who will be able to say whether the ballots from every precinct arc genuine or forged substitutes ? How can a legis lative committee ascertain whether the signatures of the thousands of Judges of election are correct unless each of these Judges Is brought to the capltol to verify their signatures , and even then what Is to prevent the connivance of the Judges In open fraud fc-r money , which the railroads stand ready to sup ply ? Such a palpable attempt to dis franchise the 07,000 nnd more voters who cast their ballots for Judge llol comb by a plot emanating from cor poration pirates nnd state house hood- lers must be frustrated at once If the right of self-government Is to be pre served to tins' people of Nebraska. No vigilance should be relaxed to Insure the continued safety of the ballots In every county In the state. In addition to this , every member-elect of the legislature must have It Indelibly Im pressed upon him that his constituents of all parties will not countenaco the proposed robbery of n governorship. Every legislator who participates in such n crime will have himself marked for the remainder of his life. The people ple elected Judge llolcomb governor nnd the people will see to It that he Is duly Installed and serves out his full term. A PLACE TO KCOXUMiZR. The contract between the Hoard of Education and Its attorney expires next week nnd already for some time n lively canvass has been In progress among candidates who are anxious to servo the board In the capacity of legal adviser. The claims of the various applicants will probably bo presented at the next meeting of the board , but In reaching a decision upon them the Jlrst question to bo determined Is whether the board needs n special salaried attorney nt all. The position of The Ueo on this ques tion Is well known ; It has expressed Its opinion on more than ono occasion that n special salaried attorney for the school board Is but little more needed than a llftl. wheel to n wagon. Not that the present occupant of that position and Ids predecessors have not rendered good service or earned the sums that have been paid over to them In compen sation or that any ono of the present candidates would be unable to give fall- return for the salary attached to 'the place. But the city Is already main taining n legal department with the city attorney nt Its head which Is amply competent to look out for nil the Inter ests of the taxpayers. The school dis trict of the city of Omaha and the city of Omaha nro co-tormlnous nnd Identical In their constituent elements. The same voters elect the men who are to admin ister the one nnd the other ; the same taxpayers contribute the money upon which each Is supported ; the Interests of both ought to be one and harmonious. There Is no reason whntever why all the legal business of the Hoard of Edu cation cannot bo transacted through the city attorney and his assistants and the mousy now paid for the work saved and devoted to other purposes. The llnanclal outlook of the school board Is not such as to encourage extravagance In any direction. Quite the contrary , It admonishes the strictest economy. The salary of the * board's attorney offers a good place to economize. Tin : POSTAL The cost of the postal service of the country for the last fiscal year was a llttlo over ? 1),000,000 ) In excess of the revenue from that service. This Is not an exceptionally large deficit , nnd when It Is considered that the year was one of great depression In business a con siderably greater difference between ex penditures nnd receipts would not have been surprising. As the postmaster general says In his report , the depart ment cannot protect Itself ngnlnst the loss of revenue Incident to dull times , as nn ordinary business establishment can , by economies of management and retrenchment. Its expenditures must be kept up and may even have to bo enlarged nt such times. It wns found practicable to practice some- economy during last year , but the saving ac complished nppears not to have been very material. The postmaster general thinks the postal service can bo made self-sustain ing by a revision of the law ns to second-class matter , embracing news papers , periodicals and other publica tions. Ho does not propose that any change bo made regarding legitimate newspapers nnd periodical magazines , but that the privileges accorded to pre tended periodicals nnd to other publica tions which ho designates as Illegiti mate as second-class matter bo with drawn. In view of the fact that the weight of second-class matter carried has more than doubled within the past six years and Is steadily Increasing , and of the further fact that the cost to the department of carrying this matter was nearly $17,000,000 In excess of the re ceipts from It , or almost double the amount of the deficit for the year , the recommendation of the postmaster gen eral Is certainly worthy of the serious consideration of congress. It Is of course useless to talk of Increasing pos tal rates so long as there Is any other way to bring the revenue and the ex penditures of the department nearer together. There undoubtedly would be a very vigorous popular protest against advancing letter postage until every other expedient for making the depart ment self-sustaining , or more nearly so than It now Is , had been adopted. But there would probably bo no very serious objection on the part of the public to the putting Into effect of the recommendation of the postmaster gen eral regarding second-class matter. It was to bo expected that the pres ent postmaster general would oppose a postal telegraph system , but unless he can offer some better arguments against that system than ho Is credited with In the telegrnplilc abstract of his report he will not convert to his view any of the supporters of such n system. Ills statement that the conditions In this country nro such * as would enor mously Increase the largo deficit If pos tal telegraphy were established Is of course pure assumption , and It Is not helped by the questionable assertion that the postal telegraph In Great Britain entails a total annual loss of ? 2,000,000. Careful and conservative estimates warrant the belief that a pos tal telegraph system In the United States would pay expenses from the start , and ns to the experience of Great Britain It Is to bo said that the people of that country do not use this means of communication as freely as would the people of the United States , who It can be shown by comparative statis tics nro fnr ahead of the British pco- plo In the extent of their correspond ence. But at any rate the postal tele graph system In Great Britain Is per fectly satisfactory to the government nnd the people. It Is n great public convenience and benefit , which has conic to bo regarded as an indispensable part of the postal service. It would bo equally advantageous to our people , nnd the fact that this country Is larger makes the necessity for such a system more urgent. However , discussion of the matter can avail nothing at pres ent , since there is no possibility that the present congress will give It any consideration. "What the postmaster general says as to applying civil service reform to the lower grades of postmasters nnd taking the public mall service out of the political field will be very generally approved , and as It doubtless Is In ac cord with the vlows of- the president there Is reason to expect that some thing will be done In this direction dur ing the term of the present administra tion. Unquestionably the republicans In congress can bo relied upon to support - ' port any effort which the administra tion may make to advance civil service reform. TIIK NKW GUVnn.V.MKNT LOAN. The award of the SriO.OOO.OOO of bonds to replenish the treasury gold reserve Insures the fulfillment of that purpose. The syndicate represented by President Stewart of the United Trust company of New York has at Us command the gold to pay for the bonds , so thnt there will be no tlemnnd on the treasury for n single dollar , of the gold required In this transaction. There had been some apprehension that the bidders for these bonds who should obtain them , Instead of going to the banks for the gold would draw a large part of It out of the treasury and thus defeat the ob ject of the loan. The loss of several millions of the reserve last week seemed to warrant this fear , which found fur ther reason In the care which the banks Imvo taken for a long time to hold on to their gold. It Is very gratifying to find that thera wns no substantial ground for this apprehension nnd thnt the bidders for the new loan desired tp strengthen the treasury nnd rcllovo It of the embarrassment Incident to a depleted reserve In constant danger of being still further reduced. Moreover , it Is understood to be the Intention of the syndlcnbl to whom the bonds have been a\vailfl ( | to put the treasury In possession "rif The proceeds ns soon as It can practicably be done , without taking adrift.go1 ! ot the terms of the call allowing the payments to be ex tended ovef ,11' , stated period. This Is nlso ovldoiice 'of the willingness of those bankers nnd capitalists lo give the govonnmnjt the fullest possible benefit of tlio transaction. Tlio goId'tVoHervo Is now about $08- 000.000 , nuU'tllat ' amount will be real ized from the 'jew bonds. At the price paid for thl/m / , the Interest will bo a little less Ulnni.'i per cent. The aggre gate amount of the bids showed that the government could as readily have disposed of double the amount of bonds on equally ns favorable terms. Such evidence of confidence Is .highly reassuring - assuring nnd ought to have an excellent effect. It wns different when the loan of last February was offered. Then n strong effort had to be made to get-the banks to subscribe , nnd for a time It seemed doubtful whether the bonds could bo disposed of on terms satis factory to the government. The fact that there was no such difficulty In con nection with the now bonds demon strates that there has been a great change In the feeling In financial cir cles. If all distrust has not. disap peared It Is certain that there has been a marked growth of confidence , and It Is to bo expected that the knowledge of this will have a good effect , both at home and abroad. It may be regretted that there was necessity for Increasing the public debt , but the exigency was urgent , and now that It has been pro vided for Jhe wisdom of doing so will bo generally conceded. The only disturbing question that sug gests Itself is as to how long the gold reserve , after being replenished , can be kept unimpaired. If the snmo con ditions that have operated to cause Its depletion continue , another Issue of bonds Is likely to become necessary within the next eight or ten months. It is not to bo expected that the pres ent congress will do anything regardIng - Ing the currency to bettor the situation , but It is possible that It may pass a law requiring a percentage of the customs duties to be paid in gold. If that were done there would bo no difficulty In maintaining the reserve nnd no necessity for future bond Issues for ' thnt purpose. A prominent insurance agent tolls the editor of a weekly paper In this city thnt the Morse-Coo fire will doubtless result In an Increase of Insurance rates. Wo should JUke ' > jto know the object of tire Insurance. . flVby do tire companies accept prc * jujn ! money from policy holders yonr ufter 'year and then when a fire makcs < ujic policy worth money set up a claim for higher rates ? Insur ance compnnles thrive on fires. With perfect safeguards against fires they could not exist. They owe their enor mous profitsjtoithe constant menace of the tire fiend , \Vhnt sense Is there In talking of ' 'advanced rates In consequence quence of rcrcry disastrous loss sus tained In thisjcljy ? It Is becoming tire some. If flrijacompanies do not expect to pay losses In Omahn , why do they accept premium money from our prop erty owners ? It Is reported that ono of the witnesses subpoenaed for the murder trial In prog ress In the criminal court of this dis trict has lost his employment by reason of his prolonged attendance upon the trial. If this Is true the party who has discharged him for this cause deserves very severe condemnation. Such Inci dents are reported frequently from time to time , but that fact In no way miti gates the offense. A man summoned to appear In court as wlfness has no al ternative to obey. Every contract of employment has an Implied condition providing for this contingency. It is an Injustice of the grossest kind to deprive a man of his position because of a pub lic duty which ho is compelled to per form. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ By tabulating the vote of nil the states in the recent election and com paring the totals with those of 1802 , the New York World thinks It has disclosed a gain of 000,000 by the populists In two years' time. It Is undeniable that the populists have gained strength in a number of the states , and equally un deniable that they have lost in others , as witness their loss of representation In congress. Tlio gains seem to have been In the larger cities , where they were previously almost wholly unrep resented , and even here they nro so scattered that they have made but small Impression. It Is a little rash to say that the last election finally estab lishes the stability of the populist party. Senator John T. Morgan Is assured another six years' lease on official life by the unanimous rcnomlnation of the domocrcatlc members of the Alabama legislature. Mr. Morgan has tried to occupy a neutral position In the fac tional strife between the president and the democrats In the Unttcd States sen ate , and that Is perhaps ono of the reasons that he has been practically unopposed In his candidacy for a fourth term. ' Uproot tlia I'aiii Kvll. Chicago Tribune. If the rallrtwlH were wise they would tenr up the pnss , system by the roots. They would mnke every' man who traveled pay for what he Rot , And they would bo able to lower their , rates. This would add enormously to their popularity with the people ple , who never cancel over their hatred of dendheadlsm. Yery llltely the senatorial sandbamers would threaten the roads If denied the usual passes. Those passes are Riven KHicrallyi In order to avert unfriendly legislation. Out If a Rener.il assembly went for the roads because they would not chalk the hats of senators nnd representatives tha people would bo on the side of the roads. One of the amendments of the New York constitution makes It nn offense for roads to Klvo l > nzst-s to public olllcers and for the latter to reutlve them. Have not the Illinois lines Qournge enough to stop this nans bribery or refuse to submit to this pass blackmail without waiting for a constitu tional amendment ? TIIK riCTontovs j.trs. Chicago Post' The victory l n. tremend ous blow nt China , for It practically leaves that country without a decent naval station nenr the present Beat ot war. The situation Is Illustrative of the Chinese characteristics , for while Port Arthur vna BO fortified as to bo practicably Impregnable by sea the land door so to speak was left wldo open. Denver Republican : The fall of Port Arthur wlit nmtio the Chinese government all tlio more nnxtous to bring tlio negotiations for peace to n successful close. Japan , on tlio other hand , having obtained this great advantage , may Insist all the more earnestly upon terms hard for China to accept. A treaty of peace may save Peking , but It seems that that ts all that can save It. CMcago Inter Ocean : Tlicro was a Jap- ancso Invasion of China Just 400 years ago , and then , ns now , nil things went favorably to the Jap- nneso for a long time. City after city was captured , victory after victory was won by the Japanese troops , but In the long run the obstructive forces of China won. Hardly ever repulsing the Invaders , never gaining a decisive victory over them , ever retreating farther Into their vast territory , the over defeated Chinese literally tired their Invaders out. It will bo strange If history now re peats Itself. Kansas City Times : The. belief Is current that this new force In eastern affairs will be salutary rather than otherwise , and that the Influence of the little kingdom will bo thrown on the sldo of Justice and peace In International complications that may arise , and not used In the aid of covetous schemes of any power. The Japanese have como to their power ns a modern development , and because the spirit of modern progress has been tho' ono end and aim ot Its government. The people have no traditions of oppression and conquest , and It Is not to be presupposed that their triumphs nt arms will turn their heads and change their policies. A WAllM KHltUHHUSliXT. OMAHA , Nov. 23. To the ndltor of The Doe : District assembly No. 120 , Knights of Labor , congratulates you for your noble as sistance In the late election. As representa tives of the Knights of Labor In Omaha , we deslro to extend our heartfelt thanks for the splendid fight made by you and The Dee In the Interest of good government , and the elec tion of Juilgo Silas A. Holcomb during the recent campaign. Harely , If ever , does this order go out- sldo of Ita own ranks to commend any one for doing his duty as a free American citizen. Hut there Is no class that feels the encroachment - mont of corporate power and knows the re sults any better than the Knights of Labor. Therefore , when we see a man of your stand ing rise above party prejudice and party affiliations , and almost single handed ( at least In the ranks of your own party ) take up the fight of the common people against the tyranny and oppression of the great rail road corporations of this state , wo feel It our duty to nt least acknowledge our appre ciation of the noble work you have done In our behalf. Hoping wo may always find you on the sldo of the oppressed , and against the oppressor , wo remain , yours In the cause , H. COHEN , D. M. W. M. NELSON , H. Sec. D. A. 126. \\'l < leiilnc the Hunts. Globe-Democrat. Cleveland's Idea of n sound money policy Is one that will bcautlfullv tend to prolong and Intensify the dissensions In his party. Advlru to Mr. Wilson. New York Sun. We nro sorry for Mr. Wilson. A man may bo neither courageous nor straightfor ward , and yet have gentle manners nnd use gentle speech. Mr. Wilson does not Im prove with adversity. Evidently ho Is badly shattered. Ho needs rest. Ho should go to n retreat nnd stay there until his nerves and his good temper are restored. i-qticals of tlio 1'nis 1'lendg. Chicago Times. The new constitution which the citizens of New York state adopted by a triv ial vole of something like COO.OCO Is In dan ger of being overthrown because It prohlblls the gift of railroad passes to members of the legislature. As It did not , however , prohibit the state legislature from making valuable gifts to railroad corporations , It Is probable that power enough will be rallied to Us defense to EO.VC ft. Municipal Koforni. Philadelphia Times. In New York , Philadelphia nnd every other city the remedy for mlsgovernment must be the same the overthrow of par tisan machine rule. Until the majority of the voters of our largo cities emancipate themselves from machine rule nnd eschew nil blind nlleglnnce to the party bosses In municipal affairs the government of our cities will be dishonest , Inclllclem and a perpetual disgrace to the American people. All machine rule In cities will be bad rule , and until the voters have learned this they will not have mastered the first lesson In successful municipal government. Depravity. Minneapolis Journal. That Is a very dirty divorce case nt Fargo , and one of Its most Infamous epi sodes was the admission of the wltne&s , Anderson , that he was paid $400 and expenses to slve testimony to blacken the character of Mrs. Hlrschlleld. Human nature gets down pretty low , but hardly much lower In Ignomy than , In this case. This witness has evidently , through his bad , Satanic associations , evaporated what little decency he ever had. The crowd , disgusted with this shameful admission , would have dealt severely with the scoundrel had he not been protected. Suchl a man should be shunned as a leper. A bSIIZll OK TH'I ) . Delrolt Free Press : "Is your husband fond of horses ? " "I think so. At least I have heard him speak approvingly of brandy ponies. Indianapolis Journal : He I saw n China man today who carried small change In his ear. Just fancy ! 3he Oh , that is nothing. I lam ac quainted with a young man whose fortune \a \ all In his eye , Boston Budget : "I hear so much about your beautiful pictures , Mr. Cadmium ; do you think you could paint my portrait1 "I don't think so. You see , I only paint from nature. " Chicago nccord : "How does It feel to have a man all to yourself fifteen minutes ? " asked Miss Hosamund , bitterly , as she approached preached her deadly rival In a corner of the bull room. "Why , " said the rival , smiling sweetly , "why don't you try It and find out ? " Chicago Tribune : Fweddy Does tobacco smoke annoy you , sir ? Testy Old Gentleman No , sir , but that thing you're smoking does unnoy me most Infernally , sir ! Puck : The Deacon ( at revival meeting ) My poor brother , are you prepared to die ? Party Who Has Wandered In ( Indig nantly ) Say , why don't you drop business In a place like this ? I'm a life Insurance agent myself , but I have never yet talked shop In a church. Harper's Bazar : Mrs. Strongmlnd If wo men would only stand shoulder to shoulder , they would soon win the suffrage. Dr. Quffy Hut , Madam , that is something they can't do. with the present styles In sleeves ! Indianapolis Journal : "Politics run pretty high down your way , I hear. " "They do that. Why , the defeated candi date for coroner not only committed sui cide , but he did the deed In the next county , that his late opponent would not get to hold the Inquest over him. " Philadelphia nccord : Jngwell My wife was so mad when I went home last night that she wouldn't speak to me. Wigwag I always thought you were lucky , Mine spoke' to me all night. Detroit Free Press : "How do you like my new dining room motto , 'Eat , drink und be merry , for tomorrow you die ? ' " naked the boarding house landlady of the old boarder , "I think It very appropriate , " ho said , with a suggestive glance at the famine be fore him. Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U.S.Gov't Report UMPMMtt MBMftiMiail1iilMBIlUiidhiMi < WritMI mhlirtiTin I'ATlttOTIS.n. New York World : A ilnglo New York bank drew out $100,000 In gold from the treasury iTiday. This wa perfectly proper , espe cially as It wlnheil to bo In n position to show Its patriotism by promptly subscribing for the new band * which art ) being sold to replenish the treasury gold rc rve. Atlanta Constitution ; The fact la tiiat nil sensible people know the banks nro In busi ness for the purpose of making money. It they are enabled to ndd to tlielr profits nnd assume absolute control ot the most vital Interests of Iho country through the per nicious practices ot men whom the people have placed In clmtgc of affairs , then that Is n matter for the- people themselves to settle. Philadelphia Inquirer : It Is a satisfaction to note that no Phlladelplila banks are re corded among tlio crowd of financial skulkers who now bcilege the Treasury department withdrawing gold la order to subscribe to the new bond Issue. The banks that are en gaged In this disreputable practice seem to b : located chlelly In New York and lloaton , where a different code of commercial morality seems to prevail from that which obtains In this city. St. Louis Republic : Secretary Carlisle should stop the Issue of boiuU at once unless the gold Is to come from some other source than the United Statej treasury. Ho Is not put to any dire necessity of borrowing gold. The country has faith In the currency's sound ness , If It laughs nt the hedge podge of Its composition. A small temporary deficit In meeting current federal expenses would be better than a futile Issue ot bonds. Show a bold front to the sharps , speculators , bond schemers and gold shippers. Chicago Tribune : Some papers arc express ing a llttlo anxiety about the withdrawal of several million dollars In gold from the na tional treasury by persons who are under stood to want the money In that form for the purchase of government bunds of the new Issue. It docs look rather mean on the part of the persons referred to. but the fact nf Itself should not cjuie unoalncs. The bands will be sold for gold to meet n. deficit In the national revenues , and but for such deficit there would have been no necessity to Issue the bonds. Wall Street Journal : No ono expects for one moment least of all the secretary of the treasury that the treasury will gain gold to the full amount of the bond Issue. One thing Is certain , however , and that Is that the treasury will gain a larger proportion of the Issue In gold this time than It did last. There Is a decided feeling on the part of New York banks nnd foreign houses that recourse to the treasury for gold should be avoided as long as possible , and altogether. If possible. Several Instances could bo given of banks In this city refusing to ac cept orders from their correspondents to draw gold on legals from the treasury. Courier Journal : The fact that $3,050,000 In gold has been withdrawn from the New York subtreasury since the announcement that a bond Issue would be made shows clearly the gamei that Wall street financiers nro attempting to play. Fortunately , Secre tary Carlisle Is "keeping tab" upon these gold sharps , nnd If ho rejects every bid they offer his action will be npproved by the country at large. Their course Is most selfish nnd unpatriotic. They have been the. flrst to howl that the gold reserve must be kept up , yst they refuseto part with their own stores , and are taking coin out of the treasury with ono hand In order to exchange It for the bonds they desire with the other. ELECXJtUVUTWX J'.XltS .ILL. Springfield Ilepubllcan : The attorney gen eral of New York has given nn opinion which will upset the plans of the doctors to make an attempt to revive the next mur derer who Is electrocuted. Science will not lose anything by this result. There ara enough victims of electrical energy being supplied by trolley nnd lighting wires to satisfy all experimental demands without resorting to those whose restoration to life Is not desired. New York Tribune : Attorney General Ilan- cock'a opinion In regard to the proposed resuscitation ot an electrically executed mur derer accords completely nllke with common sense nnd common decency. It the pro visions of the law were less plain the gov ernor would bo Justified In refusing such an application as the one made to him. Its purpose Is to gratify a certain curiosity , which might , of course , bo wisely employed In the case of a person supposed to be killed by an accidental electric shock. There Is some rea son for believing that powerful electric cur rents are less deadly than Is generally thought , provided proper remedies arc promptly employed , but the attempted resusci tation of a murderer after execution Is ro- voltlns to all well ordered minds. New York Times : The attorney general gives It as his opinion that no oIHccr has authority to turn the body of any convict put to death by electricity over to any doctor for experiment In resuscitation. Of course them Is no such authority , and ought to ba none. The law providing for the execution of the death sentence by the eleclrlc current requires that the current be applied until death results , and It makes ample provision for ascertalnlns that death does result. It Is for those charged with that duty to make sure that the current has been fatal , and If there Is any doubt It Is their business to put an end to It. Persons should be designated for that purpose who are at least ns competent as the Syracuse doctor who has been seeking ' notoriety by asking the privilege of making the resuscitation experiment. The. Husslnni take kindly In Yoiinfi Nick. The mikado Is the star performer ot tlio east. Perhaps Mount Tacotna Just heard of the political landslide and vented Us Joy , China displays much wisdom In avoldlnR contests which would seriously Imperil the count as It stands , If Mr. Majors desires a specific for dark blues let him rrnd the handwriting on the banks of Salt creek. General Coxey Is nald to have spent $10,009 In his congressional campaign. Sad to tell , he wns kicked oft the grass. The returns In Ohio were too nearly unani mous for the peace ot the republican house hold , A large row Is In active eruption , There Is n great demand In eastern cities for taking the police out of politics. Taking politics out of policemen Is quite another story. Mrs. Lease declares she docs not Intend to stnrt a newspaper , Whatever may bo said of Mary Elizabeth's speeches , she Is entitled to credit for clinging to what she has earned. Congressman Jerry Simpson Is a-weary and lieartsore , and will seek a more- Booth Ing cllmnto than Kansas In the nenr future. Indiana Is his favorite. Ho hopes for larger political returns from the hoop-poles. Ho turns up periodically. This time ho U James L. Onl , n telegraph lineman of Port land , Ore. , who has papers proving that he Is n great-grandson of George IV of Eng land. It Is A line ot ascent that takes most of his practical attention , however. The rotund nnd romantic form Of Frank Lawlcr has been rescued from the political dcbrlH In Chicago. Ills sunset bloom Is slightly disfigured , but the nurses hope fern n complete restoration of his wlnsomo beauty In time to meet St. Jackson day engage ments. Susan II , Anthony says the reason why the average woman who tries to address an audience cannot make herself heard Is that she doesn't know how to hold herself. "Throw your shoulders back , " she says , "keep your head erect and talk Just ns though you had something particular to gay to the persons on the labt row of scats. " Philadelphia's mammoth city hall Is approaching preaching completion. Very llttlo Is heard of this gigantic Job In the dispatches , yet It Is pronounced by the Public Ledger "a monument of Jobbery nnd extravagance of such enormous proportions as to have no existing example. " It has been under way a quarter of n century , and has already cost $18OOQ,000. The Quaker city affords rich material for a Lcxow committee. The nppalntmcnt ot one makes a difference In the morning. When Hon. Tim Sedgwlck heard Tom Majors' declaration thnt he "never wns nnd Is not now" In favor of a contest , the sweet troubadour of I'.nvneo creek omit ted a low , melancholy whistle. Then a chnngo came ovo'r the trend ot his thoughts nnd his deep falsetto volco rose nnd fell In solemn ca dences ns lie trilled the words ot the song : "In the days ot old Itamcscs , nro you on ? In the days of old Hamcses , nro you on ? In the days of old Uamcses , That story had paresis , Are you on ? Are you on ? Are you on ? " Mr. Walter Wdlninn displays dashing energy In exploring the dark nnd nolsomo regions of democratic economy In Washing ton. One of these Calcutta holes Is the sub-basement of a building where hundreds of young women areat work gumming postage stamps , Not only Is the atmosphere fetid nnd the work hartl , Wit they are required. to work twelve to fourteen hours a day , and no extra pay for extra hours. The slave drivers' whip cracks In this vile den , Their foremen shout and curse nt them , so eager are the managers to "make n record" In the printing of stamps. The nlr of the nolsomo aub-bascmcnt , nlways foul , has ot late been rendered stifling by nn Injection of steam , the purpose being to charge the air with humidity and thus keep the stamps moist during the process of manufacture. "Possibly the people of the United States , " writes Mr. Wellmnn to the Chicago Herald , "would prefer to have the government pay the extra cost of good stamps and save them , from the consciousness , every time they put a stamp on a letter , that the llttlo ar ticle represents an experiment In economy which has resulted chiefly In a lot of spoiled paper and n great number of steam-cooked young women. " Clothe * Dnni Not Mukn tlio CDiior.xl. WashlnKlon Star , China cnnnat'hnve failed to discover by this time that It Is not the wardrobe that makes the general. A ( inOIKIl.l IHUfrKlt. Atlanta. Constitution. Thanksglvln' comes but once a year , ( Carve that 'possum , Sue ! ) You can bet I'll get my share , ( Carve that 'possum , Sue ! ) Turkeys they Is nice to eat , Drown an' bHStcd , fnt an' sweet : Hut they can't bent 'possum meat ( Carve that 'possum , Sue ! ) Thankful ns I'm goln' to be , ( Carve that 'possum , Sue ! ) I love you and you love me , ( Carve that 'possum , Sue ! ) Carve htm straight nn' carve him true , Whllp the grnvy drips like dew , Sweeter than the lips o' you , ( Carve that 'possum , Sue ! ) Cotton lilt's gone out o' sight , ( Carve that 'possum , Sue ! ) Hut hit's left my nppetlte , ( Carve thnt 'possum , Hue ! ) Don't cnro what's the country's fate , 'Possum's bound to save the state ; Uncle IJIlly , pass yer plate ! ( Carve that 'possum , Sue ! ) 'Money's Worth or Monojr Back , " Not Smart , We confess to feeling timid among- the brilliant galexy of dealers who are always able to snap up the snaps from the jaws of ex piring wholesale dealers , or , by brilliant maneuver ing , corral all the best cloth ing "from the Antarctic circle to St. Petersburg , and thence in a southwest erly direction to Cudahy's packing house. " We never have been able to form ourselves into a hollow square ' ! and surround everything in the cloth ing line worth having. But in the pride of our plod ding and simple'souls we've been producing garments for 27 years that we've always guaranteed to be great big values at the prices asked. For instance , a suit or overcoat like those shown for all sorts of prices from $7.50 up to $20 , We know every stitch in 'em to be goon reliable value. They're worth the price. If you get your money's worth these days you're in luck , and you ought to be satisfied. You can't beat 'em anywhere for the money. Have you guessed on the turkey ? See window. Browning , King & Co. , Reliable Clothier.- ; , W. Cur. 15th and Douglus. * - . . , . . . ! . , .