TTVTiY * t"fc A " THE OMAIIA DAILY BEE. 13. K03I5WATER. Editor. THUMB OK suusciuiTioN : 8ally Ile ( wltliout Sunday ) . One Year I 00 lly Jlee nml Humlay , Ono Year 10 00 Ot * Honlli. . . JW Thrp Month * . . . . . . . * GO fluntlny Jl . One Year J JJ Saturday Her. One Year 1 J ? AVetklr Hce. Ona Year OPPICB3I Omaha , Tlie Jl Ilulldlng. flouth Omaha , Corner N and Twenty-fourth Sti. Council innrra , 12 IVnrI Hired. Chlcarrn Olllrp , 317 Chamber of Commerce. New Yo/k. Itoomi 1J. 14 mid IS , Tribune Bid * . Washington , 1 7T F Street , N. W. COHJUWI'ONUn.VCB. All comnmnlrnllmn rrinllns to new anil edi torial matter ehouM lie nddreoed : To the Editor. UlTfllNHSH LtrrTIUtS. All bunine/18 letter * and romUtancci Bhoutd b addreiiscd to Ibo llee I'ublkhlnff company , Omalia. Draft * , checks nml pontolllc * orden to be made naynMn to the orilir of the company. TIIK IIBi : I'UULIUIIINO COMI'ANV. BTATKMKNT OP C1UCUI.ATION. George II. Tiiieliiirlc , occretary of The Hee Tub- llihlng comiuiiy. bclnit duly worn. ay that the actual number u ( full and cnmplote copies of The Ually Mrnnlnir , UtrnlnR and Sunday lice printed during the mnnUi of October , 1894 , a * a > follows : t 20,921 1C Z1.1Z4 ; 21,271 17 21,215 Z 21 2 > )3 11 Z1.231 4 21.HI 19 21.li : E 21.C41 W 31.ZM 6 21,60Z 21 82.710 7 22,97' 22 21.0S2 8 21,071 23 21,017 9 21IM 21 20.830 I 10 21,049 50.861 11 21,123 26 12 21,147 27 21.032 13 21MS 2J 22.060 II 22,840 23 20.71S 15 25,131 30 20,812 Total C4I.417 Lens deduction * for unsold and returned copies 10,037 Total st > ld 634,370 Dally average net circulation 21,146 onoitau ii. T/.SUHUCK. flwom to tirfort * mo and puh crihrd In my pres ence thlfl 3d day of Nnvvmlnr , 1S94. ( Seal. ) N. I' . FIJII. . Notary Public. Kvun Illlh * Delaware was not over looked iu the avalanche. Snow shovels luivo found a sudden find unexpected duinaml. Nebraska will bo perfectly safe In tlio ImndH of an honest There is one man who feels sad and disconsolate. Ills inuno Is Church Howe. Krank Lawlor will now resume the business of nimiliiK for appointive ofllcc by petition. Republican candidates for high places must represent republicanism and not rallroiidlsm. The Railroad Business Men's associa tion Is i crlm ; s now aware that it missed its avocation. No more tattooed men no more yellow dog tickets for Nebraska republicans. Stick u pin there. Iowa will stand with the best of them with her solid republican delegation In both houses of congress. "You are beaten , " wired Ilrail to Tom Wednesday evening , with what degree of satisfaction no man can measure. It will not do for the friends of hpncst government to relax their vigilance until every ballot Is counted and certified to. One-third of the members of the lost congress fulled of rcnom I nation and an other third were reiiomlnatcd but failed of re-election. Kx-I'resldent Harrison's little excur sions through Indiana were not under taken in vain. No wonder he says that he Is proud of Indiana. Democratic members will be about as lonesome in the next city council as will democratic congressmen In the next house of representatives. There are over 10,000 voters in Douglas county who commend The Bee for Its fight against corrupt candidates foe otllce. and they voted with The Bee last Tuesday. lias It occurred to you yet that there are nearly 100,000 voters In Nebraska who endorse the stand taken by The Boo In support of good government and In opposition to corporation rule. Mr. Baldridge , as county attorney , may be confidently counted upon to come up to the high standard of bu.sl- ness-IIke ollleicncy which his friends have led the people to expect from him. Senator Hill , when asked for a state ment of ids views upon the election lapsed Into Immovable silence. Senator Hill Is learning a lesson from President Cleveland , but he Is learning It a little , late. For Sale Cheap Several well cquippei : factories for the manufacture of fake political news. Apply at the former headquarters of the defunct railroad re publican state committee , Millard hotel Omaha. General Weaver , It Is said , will retire from politics and devote himself ex cluslvcly to private business. The trouble with General Weaver is that lie does not know how to retire earlj enough. Colonel BiccklnrldKo of Ke tiuky niaj not have been able to work his own waj back to congress , but he appears tf have effectually blocked the way t < every other democratic candidate In th Ashland district It may bo said without consclcntlou scruples of any kind , that the newl ; elected ward councllmen , taken alto Bother , give- promise of a marked Im provcmcnt over the ward counclhuei whom they are to succeed. Compare The Bee's election return with those presented by would-be com pctltora. For complete , reliable am prompt reports of the elections In cvorj part of the United States , The Be stands unexcelled In its territory. It Is the fault of no one but the wo me : of Omaha that them will be no womai member of the next Board of Kducn tlon. The men apparently proceede * upou the theory that it was for th women to elect n woman candidate 1 they really wanted to nwouipllsh Urn object The women , however , came on to the polls In only comparatively mea icr ; numbers , and were unablu to hav their favorite overtake the lowest can dldato on Uia winning ticket KEttttAKKA'S YMIMCT. Nebraska , has rebuked thp attempt of lie confederated colorations to foist pen her a governor who was soul and wly mortgaged to them , a man whose ccord was Indefensible. The Irreslut- ile wave of republicanism which swept he entire countrj , from Maine to Ore- on , and from Lake Superior to the ) hlo river , would have assured the clue- Ion of any clean and upright candidate y a plurality of at least 2.,000. But with II the desperate and dlreputable means scd , and the magnificent campaign vork on behalf of straight party ae- ion , Mnjors is defeated by about 11,000. 'his Is not due to fusion , as the returns oted for Majors or Sturdevant. The nly rational conclusion must be that he ranis and tile of the republican arty In this state has risen above all artisan bias to administer a rebuke to orporato domination , and declared by heir voles that the party must purge tself. A'O I'OMTICM NH07WI/.V PO/i/Cl" / . 41f t \ I H * A tII M * 'IJ\.SJ * > UtI I\ ' ( ( V It Is the boast of the republican party lint it stands for honest elections , a reo ballot and a fair count under all end tlo'is. Whc'i CJnMcr I'le claud car- led New York by only 1.100 majority i 1KSI. and that trilling majority trans- the control of national affairs In- olvlng the tenure of ofllee of l.'O.OOO ret - tibliean olllclals , tin- decision of the ma- oi'lty wns respected , even though It was iHiwit to be fraudulent through Tiim- lany methods. Would Nebraska repub- leans coiintennnce the conspiracy teen on nt out a candidle for governor who ins been elected by legitimate means gainst wholesale corruption and lip colonization of nonresidents im- 'orted ' from Wyoming. Colorado and Kansas ? Can the republicans of Ne- > rnMtn afford to repudiate the national .nil state platforms that pledge the arty to fair elections and denounce as t high crime the counting out of eandl- .ntes legally chosen and counting in of andidatcs that have not been elected ? sonc but political desperadoes would or countenance the conspiracy o steal the governorship , and their In- plrntlon comes from a railroad despot vho Is a democrat excepting when cor- lorate Interests are promoted by a ro- lUbllcan. The suppression of the negro vote in lie south by shotgun , terrorism and ismte ballots has been denounced by re- ublicans from every stump and in very platform. The suppression of ma- oritles in Nebraska would , if anything , > e more criminal. Mississippi and South Carolina methods will never be toler- ited by the people of our state , and Mich a conspiracy will receive no conn- enancc at the hands of any law-abiding citizen. ' TIIK It Is generally recognized that the jucMloa which will now take pre cedence Is that of the currency , and his fact gives additional Importance to lie election of a republican house of epresontatives. The democratic party s not united upon any policy regarding : he currency. A majority would like to lo away with the national bank system , but cannot agree upon anything to take Its place. A large element of the party , chiully in the south , demands this repeal of the tax on state bank Issues and unconditional - conditional permission to state banks to issue currency. Another element , which Is In the mlnorty , favors a state bank currency under restrictions and subject to the supervision of the general gov ernment. Various plans have been sub- nit ted to tie banking and currency com- mlttee of the present house , but it was round to be Impossible to obtain the en- loi-hemeut of any of the plans from a majority of the committee , and ho none of them has boon reported to the house. Whether at the coming session thu party In control of oonresH ; will lie more successfnl than at the last session In fet- iK together on this question Is prob lematleal. It is possible that It will , In view of the election of a republican house , since there will bu a stronger de sire to go on record In connection with tills question. It Is the last chance tilt democracy Is likely to have for many yerirs to originate legislation on any hub Ject. and It is to be presumed the part } will endeavor to make the most of it If the southern representatives can induced to abandon their demand for the unconditional repeal oC the tax 01 state bank issues agreement on some 01 the numerous compromise- plans tha have been and will be proposed may be effected , but this cannot be regarded at probable. They are so fully committed to the idea that this tax is unconstltu tional and that It contravenes the rightf of the states that they arc not likely to yield , and tliey have the power to prevent vent legislation. There Is In any event however , not much probability of any tiling being done- regarding the currency by this congress , for the reason that 1 is most unlikely that any plan upoi which the democrats might agree wouh be acceptable to the republicans. Ii that case the republicans of the semite could prevent legislation. The great importance of the currency problem Is conceded by men of all par ties. In a few years there will be iir government bonds available as socnrlt , for thn circulation of tin- national banks and It would manifestly be unwise t wait until that time Is reached before making other provisions for a bank cur rency. Moreover , it is admitted by al who are qualified to take an intelligen view of the subject that the countrj needs a. more elastic currency that 1 now has a currency that will rcadllj adjust Itself to the varying condition of business , expanding when then * Is ai actlvo legitimate demand for ino and contracting when the demam abates. It need hardly be said that t ( provide such a currency on an absolute ! ) sound and wife basts is by no means i slmplo matter , though , of course , It I practicable. As to silver , there Is llttl reason to apprehend that there will h any new legislation for enlarging It se In the currency. Doubtless nn effort vlll be made to do this , but U Is hardly t > osslblo that any silver mcnmiro and erhilnly Ho free silver lilll could pass lie ' senate , and If one should It would nquestlonably die under the prcsldon * Inl veto. It Is pretty safe to predict , lien , that there will bo no currency leg- slatlon by the present congress , nnd mportant as the subject confessedly Is t can safely wait for a republican con- ress and president. TIIK PKMWbUM Of lllhlTICS. That there Is a largo and growing element among the American people who are guided mainly by external con ditions and passing sentiment in their political affiliation * Is ono of the lessons of the elections of recent years. The great changes In the votes polled by ( he different great political parties nt Inter vals comparatively short could be ef fected only by the transfer from one to the other of largo numbers of voters whose adhesion Is at all times of a very transient character. These elections seem to show that the results are really decided by this lloatlng vote and that the lloatlng vote swings from one side to the other with almost the regularity of the motion of the pendulum of a clock. The complexion of the house of repre sentatives read In conjunction with the arty faith of the president usually onus an Index of the direction of the olltic.il pi'iidulum. For a long time after he departure of Speaker lihtlne from liat body the house was democratic nder the leadership of Knndall nnd 'arllsle , but it was at the same time ubjeet | to republican presidents. Tlie epublicans gained full control for a rlef two years In 1SSI only to lose the louse once more , and to lose the pres- loncy 1 , too , in 18S5. From the ascend- ncy of the democratic party under the Irst term of President Cleveland re- ulted a reaction In the "off" year , vliiclt culminated In 1838 by the election f a republican president , together witli i republican house. I5ut the pendulum onld not remain stationary. The last ialf of President Harrison's occuiMincy f tlie white house saw a democratic najority In the lower house and ended vlth the recovery by the democrats for ho first time In almost thirty years of he entire machinery of government.co Vow we see a repetition of tlie reaction ommeiicing. Using the history of the last few years as precedent we might nterpret the present election as merely he beginning oC the pendulum's mo- ion , which should reach its height in S ! ) ( ! and place the republicans In the ainc position which the democrats oc- ' upled In ISiPJ. Such an expectation vould be based on very unsubstantial grounds , but It would bcjiothlng more lian { a reversal of what occurred during he term of President Harrison. It lias icon a long time since we have had a ompletc turn of the political pendulum n less than four years. It scarcely ooks as If we were to have it in a lessor Ime now. The German embassy at Washington nslsts that the exclusion of American 'attle ' from the ports of Germany was tot an act of retaliation , but a mere sanitary measure. It is asserted that . lie action would have been taken even .IiC C this country had not imposed a dla- ' rimlnatlng duty on German beet sugar 'I1U ind that the embargo will be raised at . he first practicable moment without ' 'eference ' ( to what congress may do with the ; 1 sugar ( tuostion. In the meantinte , lowever , the German government hopes hat the administration will make every % ffort f to have tlie discriminating duty ibolished. The repeated assurances that the action of the German government was not retaliatory must bo accepted is made In good faith and it Is to be hoped a verification of them will soon In given by the revocation of the order shutting out Importations of our cattle. It is reported from Washington that the secretary of agriculture has decided to suggest to the president that the United States retaliate against Germany l > y laying an embargo on German wines and malt liquors , and another sugges lion has been made that we exclude horses coming from Germany on the ground that some of them are not healthy. It Is said that under the au thority given the president by the law of 1SOO , providing for the Inspection of meats Intended for export from the United States , he can lay an Indefinite embargo on Gorman wines on the ground of their frequent adulteration In the opinion of the secretary of agri culture such a course would very quickly bring the Gorman government to terms , because the wines and liquors Imported from that country are of mucl greater value than the American cattle oxpartcd to Gcrimny. Seer Mary Morton Is quoted as saying : "It seems to nn , that the demands of Franco and Gcr many In regard to meat inspection have passed the bounds of reason. It costs the United States .fnoO.OOO a year to conduct the various Inspections and cori' tltlcations of meat products , and it Is practically done at the behest of these countries. " He said lie was in favor o requiring both those countries to in sped and stamp , as inspected and fount pure , every bottle of wine they send to us , If wo are to submit to this constau Interference with our meat and cattle trade. , Most people will readily concede tha the question of admitting diseased cattle into a country is a very different OHL from that of allowing adulterated wine to come In. The Injury possible fron the former is infinitely greater thai ' from the hitter. Of our right to retaliate iato In- the way proposed there Is , o course , no question , but everybody who " can take an unprejudiced view of this matter must agree that it would not b wise to adopt a course which might leat to a commerlcal warfare between this country and Germany. We want the trade of that country , which amounts tea a large sum annually that goes to the Lo ofit of cur agrlcu tur.il Interests. W also want the revenue that Is derive * from the Importation of German wine- and liquors. T'ndoibtcdly } Germany h equally desirous to retain this markc for her products. If wo have made i mistake that operates unjustly and In Jurlously toward Germany our obviou duty and policy Is to correct It , am there is reason to expect this will b done. Wl lie 'nMstlng ui on fair and jus treatment for ourselvca wo should ready nml willing to accord llko treat ment to o/icricauntrlc8. | / It Is not to be doubted t { informally has good ground for complallU'ns to the discriminating sugar duty and we would not gain In the respectof. Jhe world by meeting that complaint ylt | a policy of retaliation. Governor Lowelllng of Kansas con fesses tlmtg-woman sufTrage really hurt the populist picket , Those who remem ber reading the description of the dra matic incident when the leaders of the woman suffrage cohorts pinned populist badges oiiAlIclr bosoms and were wel comed Into the populist fold amidst a Ilourlsh of trumpets will be surprised at tlie sudden change of sentiment This change is doubtless due to tlie fact Unit the woman suffragists are n load to any party that takes them up. The question of extending the franchise to women cannot under existing circumstances be made n party question , Congressman Mercer has reason to be proud of the vote given him In his home count ) * . It shows that his record in the Fifty-third congress has not only met the approval of those of his constitu ents who voted for him on the occasion of his first election , but also won for him tlie support of many who wore found two years ago among tlie adher ents of his opponent. Mr. Mercer will , therefore , have an opportunity to con tinue the good work , begun under adverse - verso circumstances in the present con gress , under more favorable coudltlone in tlie congress that is to succeed If. The change that was wrought In the < 'lrst Nebraska district by the camll- lacy of .ludge Strode on the republican ongresslonal ticket Is ono of the pile- lonienal features of the campaign , tryan carried- the district two years igo by 141 plurality. This year , with a Ingle fusion candidate upon which the opposition was centered , Judge Strode vlns by1,8 ! ) 1 nearly f > ,000 majority. The Bee stands alone In Nebraska as i purveyor ot election returns. It lias no rival. Other papers are compelled to , rely ' upon The Bee for reliable figures. The events of the past forty-eight hours have shown this to be true. Would-be competitors simply guessed at results until today they are forced to admit the Incontestable quality of The Bee's re- The republican campaign fake-mill which Invaded Omaha with a free gift distribution oflB. & M. Journals did more injury"to Majors' candidacy than did any other one agency. The people of Douglas county know a hawk from a hand saw , ahd they can distinguish between rual Iniltor and butterlne. Tlie most liberal estimates on congress made ! as late as Monday last gave tlie republicans less than 100 ! members of reh the house. Intimation then that they would ( have tljal ; and over fifty more to spare 1 wourd Imvo been hailed as evidence 1le dence of the wildest Insanity. Speaker Crlstf is doubtless sorry now hat ho didn't take that United States sonntorsnlpsvchen it was offered to him ast winter , aml stlll more sorry that ho lidn't contest , for , the seimtorship that was just filled by the Georgia legisla ture a day or two ago. The republicans of Utah are going to lave control of the body which frames the constitution for the forty-fifth state n the union. This is as it should be. It Insures tlio people of the state of Utah a liberal and progressive funda mental law. IloiilU Moving Soiitli. Globe-Democrat. There will be 'no doubtful states In the north In 1SPG. They will be all republican states. The only , doubtful states will be In the south. - Tull < : < > with the Hide. Knnina City Stnr. There Ii talk thnt Sir. Holmnn may be saved In Indiana. Considering the alarming nature ot the avalanche , the democracy may be content to let Holman slide along with the rest. , A Volrn friim the < nnr. Chicago Herald. The fabled visitor from another planet whom fiction occasionally has brought to earth , would have been of opinion any time during the last mouth that all the Inhab itants of this sphere had gone starlc mm ) , Including1 a considerable number of women. It ought to be possible , to effectuate a few changes In public ofllce without so universal an upheaval , lint the universal upheaval N the embodiment of what the fathers called "eternal vigilance , " which Is generally sup posed to mean keeping the other follows out. It Cnrrlnl tlio liny. Clilcnso Trlbuno. The editor of The Omaha complicated the NebtasUa situation by publishing the following In tils paper last Monday morning and signing his name to It : Krajane. nedujte se mylitl podvody podob- nymt n. dokatze , odevzdanlm hlasu sveho pro cekance strany lldu , Holcomba , ze update se chytnoutl do lecky. tak chytrc Vam nnstrojene. This violent language wn preatly deplore 1 by Ills friends , but when Editor Hosewater becomes exctted nobody can hold , him , KxtcriiiUmtlng tun Snore. Philadelphia. Inquirer. A great many occurrences of a startling character come now la "waves. " and we may look for numerous cases like that Just recorded. Of course. It Is not Intended to Intimate that the shooting of snorurs can be justified , but It Is to be hoped that the example which' has been made of one of fender will have the effect of convincing others of Ills kind that they had better mend their wayn , elsen similar fate may overtake them. 'They havr been treated with too mugh.leniency , and It IH time that repressive monsilres were brought to bear upon them and that they were taught that the punishment to be Inflicted upon them will fit the crhne. , rculiili"l'nUtlci I'arulj zrd. Chicago Tost. The miserable Tirame of peanut politics over Mr. Morton's coachman came to nn end Saturday when Secretary Carlisle , too late to savoi Ills reputation for common sense , ordered.Iqward's discharge. The only appearance of the administration In the New Vork'canvass ' hru been disgust- Ing. None of Wtv Cleveland's cabinet oltl- rers dared to , come out openly In behalf of 'Mr. Hill , but 'Mr. ' Carlisle , whose cheap valuation of iils > .aIHce has been utlested'by countless performances , undertook to do a service to the democratic candidate by "springing" Morton In the position of u bloated plutocr-4 ! who had to go to England for his servants. Tha people of New Vork would have been sillier than we take them to be If they had been affected by the senti ment Carlisle .tried to arouse. Their answer was nn Indignant protest against the un warranted harassment of a poor devil of a foreigner. The incident made votes for Morton. sr .vrfvc.i\CB OP TIIK St. Paul Globe ( dorn. ) : U U a triumph ot calamity. Denver Hcpubllcan ; Kvcry northern ( Into rolled up n big republican majority yesterday. Ilrlllsh gold monometallism and free trade hare ' had their day In this country. St. Louis Republic ( dem. ) : The lesson that democrats must unite , subordinate minor differences repress Individual jealousies ngrco upon a policy nnd stand a compact and organised force against the vnemtei of free Institutions. Chicago Herald ( tloni. ) : Democratic defeat results Immediately from deplorable and In excusable divisions In the party ranks and more remotely from a scries of blunders at Washington In which Grovcr Cleveland was the master spirit of evil. St. Louis Globe-Democrat ( rep. ) : Democ racy , tried by Iti brief period of sway after a generation ot exclusion from power , has re peated Its old blunders and Iniquities and has been struck down. Once more the republi cans forge to the front. The spirit of 18GO has returned to the- republican party and again It Is enthusiastic and Invincible. St. I'aul I'loneer Press ( rep. ) : Never was such a crushing rebuke as this administered to a political party. Hut there Is no senti ment , be It understood. In this great popu lar revolt against democratic inUrulo. There Is far less politics In It than business. There Is no exaggerating Its effects In the restora tion of the- conditions of public prosperity. Chicago Trlbuno ( rep. ) : The democrats have had their day. They have had their swing for two years. They have been given a chance to show how thoroughly they know the arts of government. The experiment has satisfied the country that wine ruling Is not the forte of the democracy and that the party should resume Its old post of critic and censor of tlio republicans. Chicago Inter Ocean ( rep. ) : It Is a great victory and as significant as It Is great. It means that the people , having tried the democratic party with full power , repudiate national nnd state administrations , and give the republican party a new vote of confidence. H means prohibition of free trade and free trade methods , and a ringing endorsement of protection nml other fundamental princi ples of republicanism. Kansas City Star ( Ind. dem. ) : Twice has tills lesson of signal defeat been administered to the Infatuated party which has thrown away the opportunity good fortune has pro vided. U was Tllden and principle on the ono slde > and greed of office on the other ; on the one hand Cleveland and principle , on the other the mad rush for spulls. The spoils men won , safe leadership was despised and the result Is manifest. For the second time democracy has found that the man who was better than his party was also far stronger than his party. .i : .t.v/ > The country Is safe. Blow the loud kazoo. Three cheers and a dead tiger. Who will weep for Tommy now ? Mr. Cleveland's silence was vindicated. There's many a slip 'twlxt the nomination and the election. Tobe Castor labored faithfully , but failed to deliver all the goods. Chorus of republican candidates : There are mighty few of us "left. " The race la not always with the fellow backed by the most dollars. A great many courageous Holcomb men will presently sport new tiles. The nation strangled perfidy and dishonor and Nebraska repudiated dishonesty. Kvldently the majorities In Pennsylvania are too much of a strain for the wires. The women of Colorado took the bridles and did his whiskers with Ingrosscd paper. Coachman Howard will prove an attractive attache otthe executive mansion at Albany. U Is reported on excellent authority that Bill Taxton's corncob pipe was rescued from the cataclysm. There Is some consolation for Dave Hill In the fact that he had a strong string to his senatorial resignation. A refreshing feature of the returns Is the enthusiasm shown by Church Howe's town for hla d bearded neighbor. . And Silver Dick Bland too ! The child like foghorn of Missouri follows his lieuten ant into the capacious tureen. A few more tons of tattooed literature from Lincoln would have wiped out the Majors plurality In Douglas county. . The railroad India rubber fund Is badly disfigured , but IL' ' Is believed there Is enough left to inuko a soothing poultice for mutilated feelings. _ _ /.KT'.S JIK . Syracuse Newsr Cupid Is always depicted ns n baby because love so frequently ales In Its Infancy. Lowell Courier : Women would be of little use on board a leaking ship ; they couldn't man the pumps , Somervllle Journal : It Is comparatively hard for a man who continually keeps his mouth shut to put his foot In It. Chicago Ilecord : Young Mr. Fresh What's your buslnc-83 ? Jason ' ( slKnlllcantly ) It's mini * . Harper's Razar : Hotel Clerk We can give you ell the home comforts here. Uncle Aruer ( from Squeehawket ) Mister , f want inore'n that when I come to a city hotel. I kin git home comforts to hum. AVnxhlngton Stnr : "Dah's one respeck , " said Uncle Eben , "In which er man Is boun' letbe glnerous. HP kuln't mek trouble foh hisae'f wlfout glbbln' somebody else a share in it. " Detroit Free Press : "Every tree can be distinguished bv Its bark. " paid Twynn. "I deny that , " replied Trlplett. "Name one that cannot. " "I maintain that u .singletree- cannot be distinguished by Its bark. " A ItAli'E OriDKrt. New Vork I'rezs. Into the restaurant he went And seated himself In a chair And said to the waiter who o'er him bent , " 1 want a beefsteak rare. " A steak was speedily served for one And he said with a smiling Up To the waiter who brought U , "Ah , that's well done ! " And handed him over a tip. AFXBU KLECT1OX. Will S. Lord In Chicago ItecnrJ. 'Lection's over country's saved Time fer fellers ter get shaved. Said they'd let their whiskers grow Till us fellers , had er show. How we beat 'em ! gad ! what funj Never democrats dkl run Like the ticket we Just beat Kun ez ef they -\vuz all feet ! Patent kickers wuzn't In It Cuesa they run a mile a minute ! Laud ! to herd 'em day before You'll a tho't they had us shore. Wuzn't anythln' In sight Wuzn't theirs. The other night Dig I'M Hawkins wuz around Most bent buck'urds to the ground- mowed he never missed It yet When he made a 'lection bet. Couldn't fool him , he'd Jest hertl All about It-he's a bird ! Then there's Sanders guest he knowed All about his wugtn load ! Wuzn't brlngln' "truck" to town Jest because the price wuz down- Guest he'd put up live or ten Where 'In ould double up ngen HI ley , too , put up the rccku He'ii been worinln' In his socks- Hut the noon they get today llubH their fur the other way ! Well , theyV mighty little use 'Spectoratln' 'backer juice , Anryfyln * . gettln' hot. Some one clse'H supper l > ot ! Walt till next election , then ! Ilccknn I'll get net agon. Only hope I wpn't gtt burned Flrulln' ' 9J returned. Now I guevt I'll rub It In On some other tender skin ! Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U.S. Gov't Report O GENERAL HOWARD RETIRED . Dpomtiou of Law Opous a Lane to a Long List of Promotions , Is , OFFICIAL ORDER OF THE WAR DEPARTMENT : t Lone DUtliiRiilAlicd t'nrnrr of n 1'nmoun Soldlnr Who Lout 111 * IllRht Arm nt I'll I r Oiilm mill I'ouRlit nt Uottyabiirir , WASHINGTON , Nov. S.-Spcclal ( Tele gram. ) Tlio retirement today of General 0. 0. Howard will causa Important and numer ous changes In the nrmy. First and foremost comes the appointment of a major general. Although not confined to the army for this appointment. It Is extremely Improbable that ho president will go outside of It In this case. In usually well Informed nrmy circles the mprcsjlon Is general that the appointment les between General Thomas H , Huger , senior brigadier general , commanding the Do- > artmcnt of California , and General Alex McCoolt , commanding tlio Department of Colorado , who stands fourth on the list. The alter will retire In a few months , and this vlll bo probably his last chance of promotion. Jcneral Wesley Merrltt , commanding the ) cpartment of Dakota , who la second In this grade. Is also thought to have a chance for appointment. The selection of either one of tlio officers named will result In promotion . all along tlio line. Theoincers most frequently mentioned as most llkoly to receive the ap pointment of brigadier general are Colonel William n. Shatter. First Infantry ; Colonel . James W. Forsyth , Seventh cavalry , and Colonel Z. H. llllss , Twenty-fourth Infantry. The retirement of General Howard alio In volves changes In command of mllltaty de partments. Ho will bo succeeded In com mand of the Department of the East , with headquarters In New York , by General Nelson A. Mllw , now commanding the De partment of the Missouri , with headquarters at Chicago , and the brigadier general wlio receives promotion to major general will succeed General Miles In that command. There will be more shifting of commands , but It will depend altogether on who gets that position. SCHOFIELD'S ORDHIl. r AVASHINGTON , Nov. 8. The following formal order was Issued from the War de- lartmcnt today retiring Major General 0. 0. [ toward , commanding the Department of the East : "War Department , Washington , November "Hy direction ot the president the retire ment from active service this day by opera tion of law of Major General Oliver O. How ard , under the provisions of the act of June , 1882 , Is announced. "Major Howard's long , varied and dis tinguished career lias been characterized by mnrUcd ability In the command of troops and great gallantry In action ; by unselfish patriotism and broad philanthropy. He has deserved the gratltmlo of his countrymen and the rest provided by law utter the close of a long and faithful military serv.ee. "General Howard waa born In Leeds , Me. , November 8 , 18,10. Ho graduated from Uowdoln college In 1850 , and from West I'olnt In 1854. After leaving West I'olnt ho jecamo brevet second lieutenant of ordnance. After serving In various capacities In the regular army he resigned In 1801 and was ap- > olnted colonel of the Third Maine volunteers. : Io commanded a brigade at null Hun , ind In September , 1SG1 , was appointed irlgadler general of volunteers. He served In the Peninsular campaign and at the battle of Fair Oaks , Juno 1. 1SC2 , was twice wounded , losing his right arm. He rejoined the army In the latter part of August , 1862 , and participated In the Battles of Frederlcksburg and Antlctam. General Howard was appointed major general of volunteers In November , 1862 , and at the battle of Ohancellorsvllle , May , 18C3 , he com manded the Eleventh Army corps , as also at the battle of Gettysburg. In October. 1863 , he waa transferred with his command Lo Tennessee , and was engaged In the battles of Lookout Mountain and Missionary Hldge. In April , I8G4 , the Eleventh and Twelfth corps \\ero united to form the Twentieth corps , and General Howard was assigned to the command "t the Fourth corps , Army of the Cumberland , and In the July follow , ng lo the Army of the Tennessee , participating ill the battles araur.d Ualton , Resaca , Kon- ! saw Mountain , siege and capture ot At lanta , and In the famous march to the sea with General Sherman , terminating with the surrender of General Joseph E. Johnston at Durham Station , N. C. , April 26 , 1865 , He was commissioner of the Bureau of Fred- meu , Refugees and Abandoned Lands from 1865 to 1872 , special commissioner of Indian affa'rs ' in 1865 , and president of Howard university from 1809 to 1873. Ho was ap pointed a brigadier general In the United States army in 1865. and was superintendent of West Point Military academy from 18SO to 1882. He commanded the Department of.the I'latte from 1882 to 1886 , when he be- cams commander of the Department of the Pacific. Later ho became commander of the Department of the East. " The. retirement of General Howard leaves only two major generals In the United States army. It Is expected that the president will add another star to one of the six br ga- dlor generals now In command of depart- mcnt . Urlgndkr General Huger , lit com mand of the Department of California , Ii the senior brljradlcr Reneral , nnd on account of seniority nalurntljr expect * tliat another slnr will bo added to his cpnuletto. The other brigadier * | n the race arc Mer rill , Department of the Dahotasr Drooho , Department of the IMalto ; McCook of the Department of Colorado , \Vheaton of tho. Texm department nnd Otis of the Columbia , Klrst Lieutenant Colvlllo 1' , Terrell , ad jutant of tlio Eighth United States Infantry , has been appointed recruiting officer nt Fort I ) . A , Hussell , vlco Lieutenant G rum Icy. rc Moved. PKOHIIK&S Or HUN' .MA 1C I NO. . , All tlio Moiloril Omi * Ordered Unto ilcon WASHINGTON , Nov. 8. Captain W. T. Sampson , chief of the naval ordnance bnrcaii , lias Issued ills annual report. In U he any3 that although the moacrn guns authorized by law nro practically completed , It would bo unwlso to cut short the work of Run con struction until a rciervo supply Is in hand for an emergency. of 431 Hotcliklss and t- ' tf.5 DrlgKS guns ordered , 236 nnd llfty re spectively nro afloat. Good smokeless powder has been made nt tlio torpedo station , but the foreign powders nro not Rntlsfactory. Thorn Is nn Increased temptation to evade specifications nnd deceive Inspectors in passIng - Ing upon material. Castings supplied by two firms were found to contain defects wlilch had been concealed from the Inspectors and the matter hn been placed In the hands of the United Statoi district ' attorney for prose- - cullou. No further contracts \\ero let during tlio year for projectiles , a sulllclcnt , number - having already been ordered to equip the ships , excepting common steel for thlrtoen- Inch guns. of the 9.7 2 armor piercing shells ordered but 1GO have been delivered. Since October 1 last 4,165 tons of armor have been accepted , all but 782 tons being Hnrvey- Ized. The manufacturing facilities nt Uoth- lehem nnd Homestead Imvo been greatly Improved , making these firms the best equipped In the world. A brief reference Is made to the armor pinto frauds which at tracted co much nttcntlon during the last congress nnd nttcntlon Is called to reports on the sujcct already made to the depart ment. Estimates for next year aggregate $ GG8tG52. us agnlnst $1,362,304 for the current year. G IN f > O IANOiit : , It Simply u rrlminnr of Wnr and Will Not lln Shot ni i > Hpy. WASHINGTON , Nov. 8. Officers of the Chinese legation say that Mr. Moore , who was formerly un Interpreter of the legation , nnd was recently arrested with others In Japan on the charge of conspiracy to blow up the Japanese navy by torpedoes , has not been acting under authority of the Chinese government on of the Chinese minister here. The legation Is alive to the trouble Moaro Is In a prisoner of war , subject to treatment accorded military suspects. It Is expected the United States consul nt Yokohama will report to the State department - ment on the nrrests. after which the Chinese minister may take some action In behalf of his former attache. At the Japanese legation It Is said that Moore Is In no danger of being shot , beheaded or other summary punishment. They nro not accused of being spies and are therefore not subject to death sentence. It Is believed at the legation that the prisoners will bo released after their purpose of "destroying the Japanese navy within eight weeks" has been effectually disposed of. Memorial . * > orilcrt \\iixliliiglnu WASHINGTON , Nov. 8. Dlshop Nicholas of Alaska , the only bishop ot the Russian church In tbo United States , was n visitor at the State and Navy departments today with Prince Cantacuzcnc , 1)10 ) Russian min ister , who presented him to the secretary ot state and the secretary of the navy. Dluhop Nicholas will conduct the memorial services to the czar at the Russian legation tomorrow morning. President Cleveland , members of the cabinet , with their wives , and foreign ambassadors and ministers In their regalia will attend. A chnpcl has been arranged and consecrated crated In the parlor of the legation. The service will , ot course , be In the native Rus sian tongue , and In the absence of a choir will bo without music. I'unlons Criintril mid Unfilled. WASHINGTON , Nov. 8. The president has pardoned A. S. Anderson , convicted In Idaho of unlawful cohabitation ; n pardon has been granted to restore citizenship to Joshua Reynolds , sentenced In Texas to ono year's Imprisonment and fine for counter feiting. Pardons have been denied In the cases of J. M. Greenwood , sentenced In Mis souri to two years' Imprisonment for passing counterfeit money , and Jacob 1'ecora , sen tenced In Kansas to eighteen years' Impris onment for manslaughter. crate < : < > IH ( irr imr. : WASHINGTON , Nov. 8. The civil servlco commission has received un opinion from Attorney General Olney regarding the com plaint against Lee D. Craigof soliciting campaign funds from the employes of the San Francisco customs ofllce. It Is the con tention of Attorney General Olnoy that the offense alleged does not come within the civil service law and that Craig was In no sense an employe of the government. Two Cmli'tH Appointed. WASHINGTON , Nov. 8. Cadets have boon appointed us follows : II. II. Farrer , St. Jo seph , Mo. ; Claude Shuford. alternate , Tyler , Tex. \ovii HHiirn on YHUK . .MO.VKIU.IOK , "Greater New York. " The new * city will have a population of about , 3,000,000. London has a population of a little ever 4,000,000. Taris , the next largest city of the world , had 2,341f , > 50 according to a census taken in 1880. No Use Making a meal off these animals if the thing didn't go your way Let's get down to business now Watch for our usual big Saturday sale announced in this space tomorrow. Browning , King & Co , , Reliable Clothiers , S. W. Cor. lothand Dotiglaa.