THE OMAHA DAILY BEE ; , OCTOBER 20 , 1804. Tim OMAHA DAILY BEE IJdltor. cvnnT TnitMS OP BL'llSCIttPTIOMt Dully Dee ( without Kumlny ) , On < Year $ 1 W bully Ilc anil Sunday. One Tear it 00 HlK Months SCO Thrcn Mnntlm. . . . . ISO Sunday lire. One Yrnr 100 Katunlay lift. One Year. ' 1 60 Weekly Il c. On * T ir W Oi'TICESi Omaha , Tha Tl'e IlulMlnc. Smith Omnlia , Corner N nnd TKentr-'ourth BU. Cnuncll IlliifTt. . ) l' * rl BtrrH. Clilcnco orilrr. 317 Cliamlwr nl Commerce. New rnrk. llnom 11. 14 and IS , Trlbunt Bldi. WashlnKton. HOT F StrMt. N. W. connns PONDEN CB. All cnmmunlrnllons rtl.itlnsf to newt n < l edl- tcrlol matter dhould b gdrJrM cd : To Iba Killtor. . nusiNiiss LUTrntta All tnulnnu Ifttcri nnil rftnlttanwi ihould b Bi1drr i rJ to Tlie lies putllBhlni : company , Omaha. PrnfH , clierkn nn < ! t ) tomce o"1' tot tmode | > aval > tr to the onlcr nf tli company. Tim itcii runnsniNQ OOMPANT. _ STAT > : MINT OF CIUCUIATIOM. GPOTRO II. Tschuck , decrctary of The net lub- llnhlnir fomi.nny. tiflng duly iworn. Mrs that tha nctual numlK-r of full nnil complete copies of Thi > Dally Morning , Kvenlnu and Sunday Ilee rrlntcd during the month of September. 18 > 4 , v * -foliowa : 17 1. 5 18 21.057 19 n.w : 20 M.957 ! 1 . . . . . . . . . . . . S5),3S6 22 81.115 8 21.427 2J 9 " 21,275 21 in : i.u gc ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' 11 21.207 gcK. . . . . . , . . . . . . . . . . aniSST > J 21.2CJ rt zi.on ' ] Zl.SU ss auw 14 21,104 21.731 I.r 21.273 U , . "M.OJS Total , ; 9 flntuctlona for untnld nnd returned copies 6.W3 Total nan - . 640.425 wally averiiB' ' net circulation ' . ZI.J47 Sunday. OEonnn n. TT.SCIIUCK. Swnrn to before mo an4 nuliscrlbetl In my prrnenM tliln 1st ot October , 1S94. ( Beat. ) N. r. rniu Notary labile. Slmll Hit ; ] > eo ] lo rule Kcltrnska ? This Is tlio stijin-uio ISHUC. JSx-Clinncpllor von Cnjirivl and ex- Chnnccllor von nisuinrck may uo\v sym pathize tosuther. ' If there nrc any uiiL-mploycd men In town on oloctlon day It Avill not be for want or Only three clmncullora In twenly-thruc years is not n n-conl of Instability or fickleness on the part of the rulers of the Gorman The nicii.vho WHI tlu-y Imdn't udver- tlst-tl themselves HH mcinliLTS of the Ilnll- road BusincHS Jlun's nssocialloa are In creasing In number every day. The Korgcouti banner of the UrtJIroad Itustnuss Men's association is tsittcrcd and ttfrn as : i result of the pre-election winds of Saturday. This is a suggestive 111 omen. Tom Heed has turned his back -on Nebraska. Ills presence in this state In the face of the contingent.fraud re port would have been a. source of morti fication to republicans. The attempt to l f it Inane W. Noyos , republican candidate for the senate , should bo ( llsc-onnteiinnccil by republi cans. Mr. Xoj-es is a clean man nnil merits the confidence iiiul support of nil republicans. The two ( oluii'iis In Dim tlbnluV paper that have XOT ljic > n encased by the republican - publican state cormnHleu present road- hiK matter much more Interesting than tiny of the literature sent out from the headquarters of the tattooed candidate. Attention Is directed to the record of the auditor's ollk-e. under the maimgc- inent of lion. Eujjene Moore. It Is cer tainly ti record to wliluh Ir. Moore can point with pride , and entitles him to the usual recognition which faithful services have received nt the hands of the people. The students of Orleans college seem to have s tten the Nemahn statesman nadly confused. They enthused the other day over Church Howe Instead of over Tom Majors. P.ut , as these two eminent republicans are as Siamese twins , the mlstnku will not entail any serious -disaster. John W. Johnson , candidate on the republican ticket for the lower house , is a lawyer In Rood standing anil comes highly endorsed by those.who have come iu contact with him. lie has been an active republican since his advent lu Omaha and should receive the undi vided support of his pauty. Kx-Becrctiry : Whitney courageously admits that the financial depression Is not to be laid at the doors of republican tariff legislation , all that his democratic associates are saying to the contrary notwithstanding. Give the democracy time and It Is possible that she may come to her senses at the last. Some of the associates of Tattooed Tom are wondering why it Is tlmt none of the "space engaged by the republi can atiite committee" Is devoted to can didates on the republican ticket other than the candidate for governor. They are only now becoming aware- that they have been ongugotl for a one star show. Comparison is invited of the foreign news service of tlio Sunday Hoe with that of would-be competitors. All the momentous questions that are upper most In the public mind In Kuropean center * wore treated fully uiid Intelli gently. To keep abreast of the news of the world , the people must reail T.ho Wee. Wee.A A word of vindication from Thomas U. Heed would have been more convinc ing to the voters of Nebraska , than two columns of personal tibtise from the con tingent candidate tor governor , or a whole' page of puerile vaporing from the poor old Itoyal Bengal who Is growl- Jug nt so much n growl In the Hurling- ton menagerie. Mr. Majors nays' he was vindicated two years ago. How nhout tuut over draft of his snllease neranntl linn the ptnlnte of limitations also run against the fraud i eri ctratei ! by him on the state when lie collected 4118.80 mileage for 1801 and ? J28 for 16JW when ho was only entitled to mileage from 1'cru to Lincoln and back 140 miles , which , at 10 cents u mile , amounts to just ? M.OO. This la a Binall matter , but like the jK gun Tuylor voucher , It showy honest Tom ui > in his true IhjhL mar CASe So .fudge riolcoml ) Is n mortgage shark nnd usurer , Is he ? Who i rial ; os this charge nnd why la It made on the very eve of elec tion ? If It Is true , why wns It not niiitlo two years ago when the railroad and corporation combine were working tooth nnd toe nail to defeat him ? If the story Is true It Is very Btranpe that it should emanate from the o I lieu of n mortgage shark nnd usurer tit Fremont , nntl It is passing strange that nil the mortgage sharks and ! l per cent n month gougers should all fall in with the Fre mont throe-ball patriot. Ordinarily men of that Ilk would prefer to have a man In the governor's chair who has been in the business himself , nnd would natu ral ! } ' lo opposed to any serious attempt to Interfere with their vocation. Evi dently the mortgage sharks have more confidence In Tom Majors else they would not have trumped up the Ouster county canard. Anything to beat IIol- comb lu their song , and the means Jus tifies the end their motto. They hare ransacked heavens and earth to find something against Ilulcomb. They spout months In their seach for mi affi davit that would HIII I fell him , but fall ing in till these efforts , they had to fall back upon a story that exposes their own methods of keeping up the credit of the state. As n matter of fact , It is com mon for lawyers to draw up chattel mortgage papers for their clients , and the fact that a mortgage is In the hand- writ Ing of any lawyer , even when made payable to him , Is no proof. Unit the transaction was for his benefit. It Is manifest to every rational per son that the charges of usury against Judge Holcomb were fabricated for campaign use , and the fnc simile frag ments of mortgages wore ingeniously coinK [ > undod with a view to imposing upon popular credulity on the eve of election , when it would be dlilkult to roixcli the mass of voters with contra- dictions. It Is not likely , however , that Hie imposture will deter any ra tional voter who desires good govern ment from supporting Judge Holcomb. Any man wiio might be inclined to give credence to the mortgage canard would think twice before lie would give prefer ence to Majors with his Indefensible record over a clean man like Judge Holcomb. 771B WAR O.V 77/R LOTIDS. The public declaration of Premier Hosebery , that tlie leading question in the next general election In Great Ilrlt- alu would be the abolition of the House of Lords , is unquestionably the most Important political nn- jiouuccmcnt that has been made in the United Kingdom for years. There can be no doubt as lo the abso lute earnestness and sincerity of Lord Hosebery in making this declaration. It Is not the outcome of a hasty con clusion or n Midden Impulse. The pre mier has considered Hie question care fully and deliberately. He has felt pub lic opinion on the subject. He lias undoubtedly consulted with the peers theniRflves. And JIK a result he has reached the conclusion that the time lias come for putting to the test of pub lic * oplnton tlie question whether the hereditary branch of the legls'lative power of the nation should be longer maintained. It will be remembered that Mr. Gladstone , just before his with drawal from public life , warned the House of Lords that Its time of trial be fore the tribunal of the people could not bo much longer delayed , but It was ap prehended that his Kuccosisor , himself a peer , would not be disposed to advocate or oven to countenance any movement looking to the abolition of the House of Lords. His H' > ech at Ilradford shows that there w . .n no reason for such : i fear. By this declaration the question is given paramount Importance In British politics. It will take precedence of every other subject , and It Is hardly necessary to say that it will cause one of the most vigorous and bitter con tests ever known in the politics of the United Kingdom. The peers will not surrender their power without a most determined light lo retain it , for there Is involved the essential principle of the British political system. The House of Lords is the bulwark of the monar chy. Destroy that and the way is open for the Institution of a republican 'sys tem of government. As to what the popular verdict will bo on this quest Ion there is little reason to doubt that it will be largely In favor of abolishing tho'Lords , and yet tradition is still strong \vllii the English people. If Itoscbery shall succeed in the policy he has tie- chiml his name will figure among the greatest of Hrltlsh statesmen. ix The balloting for I'nlted States senator in the joint session of the Georgia leg- islnluro does not commence until next week Tuesday , but already the prelim inary skirmish between the ambitious aspirants Is assuming an interesting phase. . There are two elections to be held , one for the unexplred term made vacant by the death of the late Senator Colqultt , willdi , however , extends only through the short session of congress tlmt U to end Murch ! , 1805 , and the other for the full term , to follow this unexplred portion. For the ftrst them- will bu no contest , for the reason that It is not considered a big enough prize to contest for. Senator Putrid : Walsh , who was given the appointment by Gov ernor N'orthea when Speaker Crisp de clined the honor , will bo permitted to serve through the Fifty-third congress unmolested. J-'or the long term the struggle Is to bo hotly waged. The new senator will , of course , bu a democrat ; because the democrats have an overwhelming proj > ondorance In the legislature , but still the populisms are so strong that it has been doomed advisable by the democratic leaders to resort to the cau cus , a plan tlmt has not been followed In Georgia for many years. While there are four avowed candidates , the choice has narrowed down to two , Col onel A. O. liacon and Congressman Turner. Congressman Turner U the administration candidate , and the Jed- i-rnl fnrcos are leaving1 nothing undone to assist him lu bis canvas * ? . Colonel liacon , therefore , poses as the -anti-ad ministration candidate , ami , according to best accounts , is considerably In the lead despite the hostllo influence from Wnxhlngton. Senator Walsh Is nlso n candidate , lint nil ngree Hint he Is prae- tlcnlly out of the race. The caucus will most probably bo held this week , so that Its decision may bo promptly rail- tied when the legislative houses meet lit Joint session. It Is quite possible , however , that n complication may ensue , out of which Speaker Crisp may emerge ns a suc cessful dark horso. The speaker lost week publicly announced his refusal to stand ns n candidate , alleging ns the reason that he Is confident that Hit. next house of representatives will be democratic and will need his services as Us presiding ofllcer. Were his expecta tions In this direction disappointed , he would doubtless be glad to give .reign to his well known ambition for tlio senate. It so happens timt the election of senator by the Georgia legislature nnd tlie general elections throughout the United States are fixed for the same day , If fhe former could be held of ! until after the news of the coming re publican victory snail be confirmed , Speaker Crisp would certainly'be among tlie competitors in the senatorial lists. TDK ItKHHIXATMS To those who have given close at tention lo the course of political events In Germany during the past two years the rofligiintlon of Chancellor von Caprivl will not cause surprise. It has boon likely to happen at almost any time since the socialist question has been a matter of serious discussion under the regime of the present emperor. The policy of the kaiser has been peculiar. He does not favor socialism , nnd yet his course has been rather to encourage the growth of socialistic ideas. An ex perimenter in the affairs of government , the young emperor lias talked on al most every occasion In a way to stimu late .socialism , probably without intend ing to do so. Tlie firm policy of Uls- uuuvk with respect Jo this political sys tem was rejected by the sovereign. The retirement of that great statesman from public life was due to this. His suc cessor , General von Caprivl , was ap pointed because his sentiments were known to be more liberal. He did not favor the doctrines of socialism , but on the other hand , he did not believe in extreme repressive measures. Under the rule of llismarck socialism did not make much headway. After lie retired it assumed fresh activity and made rapid progress. With the growth of fhe socialistic Idea there was developed the spirit of an archism. It may be contended that there is legitimately no connection be tween these doctrines , but the fact re mains that in Germany , nt least , socialIsm - Ism seems to have generated anarchy. With the development of the latter came the necessity. In the estimation of the Imperial authority , for repressive meas ures that would reach out to the so cialists. It was nt this point that the Issue was made between the emperor and the chancellor. Caprivl did not believe in a policy intended to crush socialism. lib had no sympathy with anarchism , but Ju * did not think it nec essary to strike at the socialists In order to reach the anarchists. Ills Idea was" that If th6 former * } -were * given the freedom they asked for they would In time work- their own elf-tle 1 ruction. Tills view was nSt acceptable to the emperor and to others whose counsel he sought , and when the conference of ministers decided against the chancellor his only course was to resign. The event has naturally created some excitement In the political circles of the German empire , but there Is nothing in the nature of n crisis. Tlie prompt ap pointment of a successor to Cnprivl shows that the emperor had boon ex pecting what has taken place and was fully prepared to net. The important fnct In the situation Is that socialism has gained such headway lu Germany that it is able to exert n tremendous Influence upon tlie government , even to tlie extent of compelling a radical change In the ministry. Tlie question that naturally suggests Itself Is. what is to be the future of this power In the political affairs of the German empire ? Will It decline or continue to grow ? We .should , ay tlmt tlie probabilities are In favor of Us growth. The socialists will bo rather encouraged and stimu lated than otherwise by the confession oC their influence Implied in the resigna tion of Caprivl , and may bp expected 1o urge their doctrines with greater vigor ( Iran over. There is strong reason to believe that ISmperor William bus made a mistake. AKl-'KSfMKRTS. Civil Service Commissioner Roosevelt offers some very cogent arguments in favor of an extension of the classified service : > s : i means of protecting em ployes of the government against polit ical assessments. lie says the necessity for such extension becomes more appar ent with every election. Persons not in the classified service are forced under throats of dismissal to contribute to campaign funds , this sort of thing , which the commissioner characterizes Jts blackmail , having been freely prac ticed In portions of tlie country in the present campaign. A Philadelphia paper recently published a cartoon illustrating the way the practice was carried oti at the mint in tlmt city , and the civil ser vice commission has n number of cases under consideration of assessments that have been made on persons in the classi fied service , although the law Is In tended to protect such. Mr. Roosevelt refers to n particularly aggravated in stance of this practice at I'lttsburg , whore a candidate for ofllce sought to levy a political assessment amounting tea a month's salary upon the employes of the internal .revenue service , nnd he states that similar efforts have been made to assess postolllcc employes , no regard being had for the political atllila- tlons of the employes. The commissioner denounces this method of obtaining money In unmeas ured terms , declaring it to be "a mere [ ilece of blagkmuil and just as if gained by knocking down clerks on the high way , " and ho snys It Is hard to under stand why an Intelligent community will tolerate so gross an abuse , where a man deliberately plunders a set of public servants that he may get funds wherewith to debauch voters. But tlio community can do nothing to ahlidd the victims. It can show ita disapproval of such a practice only by defeating the men who- resort to It , and this ought lo be donoilti pvery case where Hie facts nrc known1 , sjj far as employes of the government ) u the classified service arc concerned , the law gives them snlllclcni protectionJf Uie heads of departments nnd bureaus will sustain them In refus ing to be ijhtnilered , and tlie same con sideration should be shown to those In Hie unclassified service. The purpose of the law Is/tQ 'shield every man In the public seuvlco from political assess ments. The right of persons lo wake political cdlilrltmtloiiR Is not denied , but they should be voluntary. It Is very easy to understand , however , tlmt If government employes may bo naked to make contributions , and Attorney General - oral Olney has ruled that this doen not violate the law , very few of. them will be disposed to refuse , for they will natur ally regard such n solicitation as having all the significance of a demand. Mr. Roosevelt thinks that the law Is not strong enough. Ho suggests tlmt It ought to prohibit any one from making a contribution to a government oillcial. Certainly experience with , the law ap pears to conclusively show Hint It does not afford tlie protection to Iho em ployes of tlie government It was in tended to , but this Is probably in largo degree tlio fault of tlie superior oliielals , who cannot be relied upon to stand by subordinates who may insist upon their right under the law to refuse to con tribute to campaign funds , If the higher ofllcials would do their whole duly In the matter there can be little doubt that tlio political assessment practice would cease. STOP THAT FUOLISIINKSS. Why should any retail merchant , manufacturer , properly owner or em ployer of labor lend his support to the candidacy of Thomas J. Majors ? The great mass of people in this vicinity are opposed lo Majors and repudiate the calamity crusade Inaugurated by the bankers nnd jobbers. The merchants of Omaha should and many of thorn do repudiate the much-vaunted business men's save-tlio-stale movement , which has already worked greater injury to the Interests of our jobbers and whole sale merchants than they can possibly repair in six months hard work after the election. The movement was an Ill-advised scheme upon tlie part of tlie railroads and certain interests that arc closely allied with them to foist a man Into Hie governor's chair who will do their bid ding. The hue and cry about the credit of the sfiite being impaired by Hie election of 111 honest man is too pre posterous require refutation. Quite the contrary , an honest man will re store the credit of the state by enforc ing the laws and protecting the state treasury and Hie state's Interests. The election pf a boodle man or a man who 1st closely associated with pub lic plunderers , ' contractors and state house rings will ] impair the credit of the stale by making necessaiT largely in creased taxation. Now , Omaha pays fully one-tenth of the entire slate tax. No com munity of property owners is more deeply coricqrmn.'In ; . plugging up the leaks tliini is .Omaha. By all means repudiate ( he business men's movement' and let the people , of the city and state do their voting ac cording to their honest convictions. The awful holocaust at Seattle , In which the lives of .sixteen persons , men , women and children , were sairiliced , will draw momentary attention to the dan ger from fire that surrounds so many of our hotels and boarding houses. In this case tlie building is described as a mere wooden shell , coated with sheet iron. Itelng patronized by the cheaper class of transients , it was Jiot subjected to as vigorous Inspection as It would hud It boon either an apartment build ing or a first-class hotel. It is acknowl edged , however , that the gucats liter ally took their lives in. their hands when entrusting theins Ive to Its mercy. The lesson is the old cue that every structure of this character should be supplied with every possible device that will make it less dangerous to life in wise of lire. Hut the lesson , It is to bu feared , will not be widely learned. Iloke Smith's trip to Georgia In order to Inculcate among the people of his state the doctrines of sound money and true finance was not in vain. The Georgia legislature lias just rcfuscal lo consider a resolution declaring for free silver at Hi to 1 and condemning UIOHP. representatives in congress who voted for the repeal of the silver purchase clause of the Sherman law. The adop tion of such a resolution would have been equivalent to u vote of censure on the administration of President Cleveland - land , and would have been a source of everlasting mortification for the man who had been summoned from Georgia to occupy a place In his cabinet. Under tlie circumstances , Hoke will be per mitted to hold his job a little longer. Mr. Morton's , home organ has sud denly discovered .that Judge Holcomb Is a very , very blid man and that Tobo Castor's stravv1 niiln , Pete Sturdevant , Is n truly soocl' democrat whom every .square-toed niossback should vote for. Nothing else wris to have boon expected from Unit quarter , ' . But democrats who are neither deaf nor blind will doubt less realize th'attwo voles for Sturde- vnnt are as good , s ono vote for Majors. Onuihn Is to btl Uie meeting place of the annual coilvenUon of the Switch men's Union bf orth America In Octo ber , 18 ! > 3. TJils Is the national organi zation of switthtncn which 1ms just been perfected ut'Kansas ' City ns the suc cessor to tlio oW Switchmen's Mutual Aid association The plan of the new union Is practically the same as the old association , the members being entitled to weekly sick benefits in time of need. The headquarters were fixed nt Kansas City , but Omnlia secured the first con vention. It goes without saying tlmt the switchmen will be accorded n hearty welcome and appropriate entertainment when they become the gucstM of this city. The Hoe is n republican newspaper nnd reputable republicans never have had nnd never will have auy dlfllculty In securing Its support without pay and without promise of reward. This is true in Hie present campaign , as it has been lu piist campaigns. The Wee hns heartily endorsed republican candidates whom It could endorse without self- stultification , but It cannot nnd will not lend Itsell , ' lo forging the links of cor porate liotidags upon the people , or as sist public plunderers nnd Jobbers because - cause they tire sailing under the republi can Hag. I'lin I'm mil mid the Potboune. New YorU WorM. "When Secretary Carlisle wrote the sched ule Klvlnpr the Sugar trust the protection It demntuled he put hlmseir In opposition to the honest democrat * of the country , ami If IIP l ever to reinstate himself In thclr'ROOil oplnlpn ft must be by a return to their prin ciples not by the peanut methods of pothouse - house politics. * A UrciiU In III" Conl ( : < nnlilnn. 1'lillnilclpliln Prcf.i. Tlie pretense of restricting the output ot the nnthniclte oonl has ended and .all the great companies nrovorkltiR full time nntl sending coal to market without nny refer ence to the nRreement made last month. I'rnctlcnlly a conlvnr IH on , nml It la probable - able th'al Jower prices will prevail during the rest of the seiiBon. Tlie Moilel Sponsor. MlnneniKiH.l Times ( Join. ) . Whatever inny be suld about ex-President Harrison as a politician , he knows how to make a speech Htralcht from the shoulder. nnd his hearers know that he la not repeat ing extracts from text books on political economy or parrotlnR paragraphs from the Congressional Record. It Iswell for man agers on the opposite stda to remember that there la no greater mistake than underesti mating the strength of the enemy. New IViirlc for thn Troop * . Denver Hcpubllcnn. There should be no hesitation In employIng - Ing troops to suppress the lawless hands In the Indian Territory If It cannot be done b'y the civil authorities. Lawlessness has prevailed In that territory for a long time and to a disgraceful degree. It seems , how ever , that It Is growing worse , and that the need of suppressing It has become so urgent thut there will ho no excuse for the iiuthorltlcs If they do not do their utmost to put U down , Mnnlrlpiit Itofnrm > rnllniriltH. Kansas City Stnr. "You are a republican , we arc democrats , but you enter this light , not an a partisan leader , but as the champion of all honest citizen * ) npnlnst Uie hordes of corruption , " said Chairman Green of the New York state democracy committee In tendering to Colonel nel Strong the mayoralty nomination of that body of citizens. The sentiments ex pressed by Mr. Green should he emblazoned on the banners of all bands ot citizens bent upon municipal reform. Whooping Up Trno Trade. Indianapolis Journal. It is evident that Mr. Ha yard lias come home to "whoop up" the cause of free trade and lire the American heart with admiration for Kngland and Kngllshrnen. His heart has been turned by tne atten tions bestowed upon him ns an avowed ad vocate of Tree trade , nnd he has essayed the unpatriotic tiisk of convincing the Amer ican people that they ought to sacrlllce their own Interests to those of the great , and good , und disinterested friend , John Bull. From present Indications the people nro not likely to be convinced. Tlid Illcyrlu III the Army. I'lillaJcliilila LcilBci. In his annual report as commander of the Army of the Colorado , General McCook makes a strong plea for the use of the lilcxde formllltnry purposes. Most of the European armies haVe adapted It for certain of their forces , and the commander believes that , as a substitute for the horse , for the men engaged In signaling and the duties of i-eeonnalterlng and keeping communication open , the bicycle Is "nn eminent success. " He speaks or the special advantage which It possesses , not the Uast important of which Is that It can double the distance In a day that a horse can. Doubtless the bicycle Is destined to play n more conspicuous part than It heretofore has In the matter of busi ness service. AVhat will help its Introduc tion for ordinary and special purposesIs the agitation for good reads , which Is leceivlnj ? great attention nt present , but nothing like as much as It deserves. It does not set-in likely that the wheel will be of direct ad vantage In actual lighting , although In an Indirect way it may prove of Incalculable bonelU. .1 TAtAJi Or ( lAfJiTV. Philadelphia Hecord : The washwoman that sings is generally a scnprano. Atchlson Globe : Some men never told a lie because they never had a. cow run over My the railroad. Washington Stnr : "A1I the -world's a stage , " quted one misanthrope. "Yes , " replied another. "An" It's the same old story. A lot o' cute fellers that's cut out fer supers Is tryln' tor etur. " Indianapolis Journal : "Well , you are a dude ! " paid the hired girl when Dismal UawHon appeared at the kitchen door. "Ycs'm , " admitted Mr. Dawson. "Mil dewed. " Chicago Tribune : "One thing I like about my job , " said the reporter -whose business It wns to attend the political meetings of the women , "Is that It enables mo to get away entirely .from the campaign cigar. " Harlem Llfc : Kdltor's Wife Oh. John , I do want you to notice that vulgar Mrt > . Shoddelgh over there. Editor ( absently ) Certainly , my love ; dollar a line for reading notices , Detroit Free Press : She Tlmt lost battle rif ycuts must have been a. terrlllc one. Major. The Major It wns Indeed ( proudly ) . I wish I might have hfld a photograph of myself taken on the Held. She Hut they didn't take Instantaneous pictures then. Washington Star : "When er man smites yer. " said Uncle Eben , "tu'lin do uddnh cheek. Den ef he's mean 'nuft ter lek ad vantage ol > yer Christianity , he deserves de bes' llckln' yah Itnows how ter gib 'lm. ' " Buffalo Courier : "Houser asked me up to take pot hick with him last night , confound him ! "That's a strange wiiy to speak of a friend's hospitality. " "Not much It ain't ! I lost every blamed one I opened. " HYMN' Or CIVILIZATION. Cincinnati Tilbune. Se the foolish heathen. Bono rings In his nose ; Not a notion has he Of good -shoddy clothes. Catch him and reform him , Tuke him from his Innd ; If he kicks , cnJI out the troopx And strew him on the strand. Onward , CtirlHthm soldlera. With your Maxim guns ; Thousand shots a minute. How the heathen runv ! .UM/.M * . Frank L , . Stantoa In Atlnnla ConM.tuilon If Jlolly's eyes would shine fer me , I'd give the sun fair wurnln1 , lie needn't rise to light my skle * . llerause the beutn er Molly's eyes Would make my mornln' . If Molly's lips was red fer me , In weather sad or sunny , I'd say to every buzzln' bee : "You needn't rob the rose fer me Her lips Is honey ! " If Holly's heart would beat fer mo So low I jes * could hear It. I'd gtve the world leastways , my port- Fcr Jes' the beat er Molly's heart , An my heart near It ! Highest of all in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report Powder PURE .i.vn r/n.vo.x Some wry Jin I mated joint delates mar bo heard In n bulclit-r bhop. Th mMnnelioly days no arranging for permanent quarters at I'eni. IVrhnpt Von Caprhl wag too 'lusty In crltlcUlna the "Sons of Aoclr. " "I woulil rather compose tlio HOURS of n nation tlian rule It , " tvas not written by n war lord. * Ailvlc a from Cluny Castle Imllcnt * Hint Mr. Carnegie's armor iilnto Is In n precarious condition. New York democrats seem to Imve forgot- ( on tlmt Cleveland wrote two lntfresttn cam- rmlgn loiters last summer. A wlso propliot predicts numerous rain storms about election time. Copious showers will expedite tlia mopping. there Is ono link of sympathy between the Chlnrfc army mid the Mnn-Afrald-oJ-Ills- Ilecord. Doth are running to the rear. Lemuel Kly Qulgg Is making sucli a vigor ous canvass for cotiRress In Now York thai people trip up on his name In ( tic mad rush to lipar him vnrble. 1'rcslilcnt Cleveland has arranged for n duck-shooting expedition down the Potomac. This Is more enjoyable than shooting oft his mouth in Now YorU. Mr. N'nthati Strauss' brief career as n can- dklato for mayor o New York produced a partial tmusE-a , and ho has shipped for Kurops to finish the job. H Is evident Mr. Hill's "Complete Letter Writer" was rent to Mr. Cleveland by a me eiiHer. Tliero Is no other way of ac counting for tbo delay In delivery. Mrs. Charles Hoblnson of Lawrence , ICnu. , wife of the plonecCi governor , told the story of his life the other dny to a phonograph cylinder which Is to bo preserved by the State Historical society. Trabuco , who was Implicated In the Orslnl conspiracy and condemned to Imprisonment for Ufa , but who was released by the com mune , has started from Antwerp on a tour of the world. Trnbuco Is now 70. A Baltimore paper goes Into rhapsodies over a bevy of beautiful girls In a street car. "It was like a. hurst of sunshine.and everything was Illumined ) and enlivened. " Wonder who arc the Omaha girls doing the Monument city ? Attorney General Olncr Imagines Minnesota seta is n vait collection of Cripple Creeks , In which every man carries a gun and bathci In hot core. This Is a cool reflection on a hot subject , and leaves a doubt as to whether Olncy knows beans. The spectacle of J. Adam Bedo resigning the United States marshalshlp of Minnesota to take the stump for a friend Is n species of polltlc.il sacrifice paralleled by the pathetic shouts of Nemaha's Damon for hie neighborIng - Ing Pythias. And yet while the lengthen ing shadows of early dawn wrap themselves about the victim , Damon's ' sleeve Js being replenished with subdued laughter. A Hofton writer , who appears to speak by the card , says that the doctor alluded1 to In Dr. Holmes' ' poem , "The Uojrs. " was Dr. Chandler Robbing ; the Judge , George T. Dlgolow ot the supreme court ; the speaker , F. n. Crowtilnshleld ; the mayor , George W. Hlchardson of Worcester ; tha member of congress. George T. Davis of Greenfield ; the reverend , James Frcefan Clarke of Boston ; the mathematician , I'rof. Pclrce ; the squire , Benjamin Curtis ; the "nice youngster of ex cellent pith , " Ilev. S. K. Smith , author of "America. " all members of the Harvard class of 1829. A JtOXAf S1'KUTAGI.K. Chicago Record : So for from being romantic , the present fate of Princess Allx Is peculiarly prosaic and even squalid In the vulgarity ot Its details. Betrothed to the czarowllch as a matter of political neces- sltjv she has boon from the llret the least consulted of all the parties to the transaction. To be sent In this wlso from her home to Russia were bad enough , even -were she sure of greeting by n. willing lover. Hut there Is plenty of reason to bellevo that the czaro- wltch Is not only Indifferent , but has oven placed his affections elsewhere. Kansas City Star : The thought cannot bo suppressed that she ( Princess Allx ) has left the happiest days ot her life behind her. There can bo little for her in the future but anxiety and fear , which will not ba modified by the splendor of her Imperial station. Slio has journeyed to Llvadla to receive the blessing of a monarch who Is going down to an early grave because his burdens were greater than he could bear , and to become the wife of the royal heir who U to assume the grave responsibilities which crushed his father. The simplest and humblest bride who goes forth today under the sweet sunshine of freedom's favored Uud is happier by far , and Is more to bs envied than the woman who is to share the tlrrone of the greatest empire on the globe. Chicago Herald : Princess Allx ot Hesse has been taken to Livadla , where , In the presence of a moribund sovereign , she has been betrothed to an unwilling bridegroom , already known to live In. the marriage rela tion and to bo the father * of children , by another wife. The marriage Is one of the regulation royal contracts. The , Circassian slave dealer that presents his veiled cap tives In the maiket performs Ills brutal work In his oriental and "pagan" way. These "royal" parents , "Christians , " barter off sons and daughters with equal brutality In their way. Rather than lose his right to the crown of Hussla the son of the em peror breaks his vows to another woman , stigmatizes his own children and sets to the young men of hie country an example of licentiousness they will not fall to make the most of. vnntXAitr. Thor * nro fi.-KS railway anrgtons employed by the railroads of the United Stales nnd Catiadn , Not long since , In n Ocrinim town , n man was fined for sneezing too loudly In the street ut night. An anrollte which ( ell nt Carson , Ncv. , weighed ten Ions nnd yielded gold , silver , copper nnd loud , Corner lota on Fleet street , Plcadllly and other doslrnWe business locations In Ixnidon nro worth J 100 , 000 a front foot. M. Ulffcl , builder of the famous Eiffel tower , estimates that for every $20OM ( pent In ttigliictTlns work one man Is killed. At Leeds , England , thrro Is nn clrctrlo clock which ( ins been continually ticking since IS 10. its motive power Is natural electricity. There nro CS.f'OO postofflces In the United States ; about 07.000 do not pay thrlr running expenses. The profit of the New Ybrk City postofllce Is $1,000,000 n year. A letter thrown overboard from n Danish vessel wax found six days later In the stomach of .1 cod caught 1,251 miles from the spot where the mlsial was thrown Into the sea. Civilization 1s advancing In Montana , for * horse Is no longer considered more valuable than a man. A horse thief has just been sentenced to Imprisonment for life , Instead of being lynched. A creek of considerable size , which rises In the mountains seven miles from Tucson , Ariz. , Is unld U liavo ivntors which possess the properties nf converting all soft sub stances to solid .stone. A largo whale warhod ashore on the coast of Labrador on August 17 hud a loan anchor chain wrapped three times around his body , The michor. which was still attached to the chain , weighs nearly a half ton. There's a tanner In SU Albans , Vt , , who has n most remarkable cow. When she gets back from pasture jsho takes a milk pall off the bench with her teeth , carries It to the back door steps , goes and gets a stool and then walla there to bo milked. After ward slio goes to the stable nnd Into her stall. On rainy nights oho goes to the stable the first thing. According to the Paris Figaro , Mr , Coates , the American "millionaire. " during the whole of his lifetime has never taken any modi- cine. He has constantly consulted doctors and chcmlsU , and all the mrdlclno they pre scribed for him lie put away In a room. The result of this strangil fancy Is that Mr. Coates has now 1.900 bottles of medicine , 1,370 boxes of powders and 870 boxes of pills. jxitvsrin.tr KOTOS. The south produces over CO per cent of all lie cotton In the world . Of every 100 miles of railway In the world forty-one are In the United States. 1C very day there Is made In the United States ono gla&s of beer for every man , woman and child in the country. The Louisvlllo and Madison woolen mills at Madison , Ind. , have been sold to an or ganization of the bondholders , and their iporatlon will bo resumed. Soap has pecn substituted for wax on th recording surface of the phonographer by a Jerlln Inventor. The advantage gained Is hat soap Is unaffected by ordinary changes of temperature. The preparation of human hair for the narkct gives employment to 7,000 Parisians. The agricultural resources of the United States are equal to supporting a population of 1,000,000,000. In dressing dawn an axle at the Pennsyl vania shops nt Fort Wayne , Ind. , recently a machinist turned oft a steel shaving wenty-two feet long. This Is by two feet onger than the one exhibited at the World's air. air.The The largest ropes In the world. It Is said , are those being inndo by a New Bedford firm o be used on the driving wheel of the Chicago cage Cable Railroad company. There will is twelve ropes , each measuring three Inches n diameter , eleven Inches in circumference tnd 1,1CO ! feet In length. Tlio I'ln" for MlrnliisVInlit. . Now York Sun. The experiments made by Kansas farmers his year In the feeding of their surplus vheut to cuttle , hogs and fowl raised for he market have been Very successful , ac cord Ing to n report of the Kansas Hoard of \grlculturo. It Is more profitable for them to use their wheat thus than to sell It at the prevailing1 low prices , which arc not likely to advance BOOIV to the desirable notch of It n bushel. There has been a great cry in the south tor Home years. "Diversify the crops , " juul It has hnd on Inlluenco upon mnriy of tha southern planters and farmers. The Kansas way ot diversifying th crops , -which has been lamely adopted this year , Is somewhat of n novelty there. If there Is a better market for the cattle , hog nnd chicken crop thnn for the wheat or corn crop , the Kansas farmers are acting sensibly In tak ing advantage of It. I'nctlrnl ( 'linractcr of Verne. Bruoklyn Ungln. A correspondent , asks the Eagle how can the poetical or nonpoetical character of verse be determined ? By turning the state ment made by the verse into prose form. If It retains thr- poetical quality , the mind will recognize U. Thus the miracle of tha changing of water Into wine has beeJl ex pressed : "The conscious water saw KB God nnd blu.sheJ. " That U manifestly poetical , tvhllo Papa's Honor nnil utiamc from no condition rise. Act well your part , there nil ttio honor llea. Is not poetry at all. but only the expression ) f a moral and philosophical truth In poetl- : al form. Anything tlmt Is poetical Is poetl- : al without HIP form , just as anything tlmt s funny la funny without brogue or dialectic tricks or noiiTii uit yoirit IIAGK. THE VOTE. For County Attorney two yearn neo : Knlny , .ll 05 | ' Shoemaker. 6,704 : Miicnuy 'Twas Go < Iud , ) . u.UUU ; UamlvbUBU ( I'ro- a ; liiuj , KOI. Was that sale wo started Saturday , and we'll keep it up till they're gone. MEN'S SUITS. In sacks only ; double and single breasted , or box style They are plain black cheviots , also in cassimeres and mixed goods. Every one of them is a new UNDERWEAR. style garment , this year's A nulur.il ili-cco lined Mlk trimmed , smoothly woven wInter out ; heavy serge lining and weight thlrt or diawurs that Is worth mi oven dollar , forSOc. double silk sewed in every HOSE. seam. Throe prices , $7.50 , wool Another lioflQ In special black , thins bluoor U brown a ptiro , $8.50 and $10. Nothing nti'to , worth 35c. equal to them at these prices sold outside ot our store. OVERCOATS. Plain colors in cheviot and all the late overcoatings ; new styles , flannel lined , satin sleeve linings. Prices , $8.50 , $10 , $12.50. Children's Dopfirtmont. 2 piece suits $2.50 , $3.00 and $3.50 , dark mixtures , cheivots etc. ages 4 to 14. Juniors in agas 3 to 7 , and reefers 4 to 9. Long pant suits in sizes 14 to 18 all late styles , $5.00 , $0.59 , $7.50. CHILDREN'S CAPE OVERCOATS sizes 2 1-2 to 7 , $3,50 and $4.00. Boy's ulsters $5.00 , $6.50 and $7.50. Browning , King & Co , , - Itullublc Clolhlors , 5. W. Cor. 15th iiua Oouglu * .