TTTfl OIVTATTA TUTT.Y tvUit\nAY. AUf3irftT J7 ! 44) ) * This is True a i If luck Is with you these dry times , You've ahorse or a cow to sell The coolc has quit , you must have holp- The truth I'm going to tell. Write out your ad and hand it In , You'll find it much tha best , AB "Wants" are read by every ona - In Omaha and the west. 4 4 A quarter's all the act will cost , 4 lr For seventeen words , or less , Ji Then pay the money , that is all The Bse will do the rest. 4 5PB01RL Advertisements for these columns will bo } n en until 12:30 : p. m. for the cvenlnc nml until s.OD p. m. for the mornlnii nnd Sunday editions , Advertiaem , by reciueatlns a number check , cnn have nniweri addressed t3 a numbered letter In care or The liee. Answers o addressed will bo delivered upon iireBentntlon tf the chccK , Rntes , Ilio a word nrat Inswrtlun. lo awonl _ thereafter. Is'olhlnK taken for less limn 2jo Cor ( lint Insertion , . , . These advertisements must run consecutively. WANTED MALE HELP. EOLTClTOn1 ? . THAMS FUIUID.INSTAI.LMKNT . goods American Wringer Co , , U19 llownr-l. 11 C6l SALESMEN JENKnaiTTIO WANT HUN OP good nddiess on salary for retail trade. Applj lilt Douglas. H MHO U9 BALnsMKN'onr.nva jaw remedy ( endorsed Ijy IJ , 8. IJept. Agricul ture. Jlureou of Anlmnl Industry , os n. specific ) ns n sldo line. Llhcrnl termi to right partle . Address Brut hen & Held , Malvcrn , la. SPECIALTY ADVLUTISINO CANVASSERS ; men familiar with premium mercantile trade. Money maker of elKhleen nlrtetyfrmr. Stanley- IJradicy 1'ub. Co. No. 1 r. . ICth St. . N. Y. WANTf > . Ill' A NONUi:3lDBNT turlng iiousc , nu experienced salesman to can vass Iowa trade. Hefcrcnco ictiulteil Aililtevs U 18 , Hoc. 11-1102 $ 2Z WANTHn , TAILOH8 ; FinST-CLASS COAT. pant and vest makers : Knoil Job ; i > rlop8 must bu low ; wiltc , Hinting terms. Address U 33. Ilee. U-U38 2i" WAN'THD , TUAVKLINC1 BALESMHN. & Thompson , tailors , 1G12 VarnnW street. II OI S25 WANTHD , anilMAN CLKIIIC , DUN ERA Ti merchandise country Htorc ; slnKle out ) that fipcnks Danlih preferred : state vrugra expected , if 41 , Omnhn. lice. " II A1C22 27 rnilMANKNT WORK FOR ACTIVE HEN ; salary or commission ; no rxii-rlence necessary ; Fronds moiinprly : root lillla of everybody r < iluoed 40 per cont. AuMiens K. H. Co. , 112 Colonnade hlilg. , lloalon , Mass. II BItBG 21 * WANTED-KEMALE : HELP. WANTED-CJIIL TOR CIL'-VEBAL HOUSR. work ; small famlIy.JIJ 8. Slat st. C (12 ( WANTED. A LAmrFOR A abotTpKPMANCNT position , must be fairly educated , Anil between j and 49 yuan of age. Aildri'33 U 23 , lire. 0-611-27 WANTED , A GOOD OIHL AT 332 SOUTH 37TH competent to coolcwush nnd Iron ; reference required. C M338 27 * EXPElUKNCKD MILLINI3IIY SALESLADIES. Answer wltli reference. U 17 , Hco ofllco. C-1IC03 2S FOR BENI HOUSES. TENTS FOR RENT. 1511 FAHNAM BT. D-CU WANTED-GOOD MEDIUM PRICED HOUSES. List your houses for rent with A luce. P-tM _ 3 _ HOUSES , F. K. DARLING , UAIIUER DLOCIC. HOUSES IN ALL PARTS OP THE CITY. THE O. F , Darin company , 1503 Fninum. D C57 KELKENNJf & CO. , IU 1. CONTINENTAL HLK D-670 _ _ FINK 7-ROOM CORNER nAT "AT 701 8. 1STII street : ranso nnd nil other con > onlonces. George Clouier , room i , 162J Farnaiu street. D SX > FOR RENT , LARGE TWO-STORY DUILDINCj ] formerly used by the Marhoff Trunk Factory. 2430 Bewnrd si. D 753 si FOR RENT. MOST DEBIRA1ILU HOUStJ. 1J Farnam. II , C , Patterson , RaniBo blocV , D-M9D1 _ _ t , , 8 AND 1D-UOOU HOUSES. ALL MOD. ern , lawn nnd Blmde , Apply at 211 N. Y. LU or124 M lam treet. D-M1S3 FOR KKNT , CltlJAPKST SIX-ltOOM COTTAOI5 with bath In city ; cnly 115,00. 303J Calirr.inla Btieet. U-M3CS FOR IlKNT. ijESinAHLB I\Vr.f.L1NU3 ) IN all parts of city. K. II. Uhiati437 Plon Mlc. II i > D7-S8 8-ItOOM lIOL'Hi : . W.OO : 0-ItOOM 1IOUHI3 , I5.M ; city water ; HunJca Pnc | > > . : H lieu bUU. 1 > SU50 3 _ niaiiT-noosi JIODKIIN iiousn. 2215 MIAIIIJ lijcuilr < ' 1211 N. lh. D-IK-JS' _ 1-HOOM MODKHN COTTAQK , COIINlTlt. 1 < 4 miles from | > o tolllec , good Uicjtlon. ulth barn , C-rooin house In excellent repair , $3.00. Fidelity Trust company. Kill nnd Purnnni > , trcet . D M ISO 81 FOR RENT. IM.Ua ANT 10-UOOM IIOI'SK : reasonable. SW3 Hurt street. D 185 2 3414 JUSO.V liTItniST ; HAS , IIATII. LAWN ! hnrn : eliRnnl locntlon , .o. ( . 3. K. Uumrhroj- . 9K-New York Life. U 613-28" f HOVSCS , r. orwiAD , ISTH & UODLO.VS. D-5J1-3I MIOOXI rOTTAGE. 8 , E. CO1S. 23H AND Clark , Inquire , 152J Jqeknon , D MS20 RI.NT TUN-ROOM HOr.HE , NORTHWEST corner SiHh and Fatnaiu utreelM. Possession KlVtn Septvinlwr 1. Inqulid 331 Knrnnni i.irei-1. < 'harli.a Turner. U WKH ss JWIOOM HOUSE. MODERN CONVENIENCES. 621 a nth street. U M303 ti' FOR RENT , MODERN - ; cull betucen 13 nnJ ! 1321 Sherniaii iirrnup , _ UMC2If "TUB FRKN/.ER , " 111-116 N 23TH STREET ; 21 large roiinw. nil inoderu convenience ) ) ; will renl rltlier half separately. John N. Frrnitr , Ol'l' . V.JO. _ U-W71 ! 10 N. 2TTII ( ST. : W. U Z5U DAVENPORT KT , Inquire 2J18 Cnpllol au'imc. D 4'j | 23" 10-ROOSl HOUSE , MOmillN CONVUNI ENCKK Ml 8. l > th ytrett. U3 23 _ I-'OB RENT FUIWISHEU ROOMS. FURNISHED ROOMS ; BIOUERNi BUITAI1I.C for ono or two. 1311 > Dodju. BUIT OF front , thrco blocks from city hall. prUalo fum- l\n \ references. Addnu U ! > , Ecu. Ft.'UNISHED ROOMS , ttt BOUTIf 19TH ST _ _ LARQK SOUTH FRONT ROOM. _ _ _ 1'I.UASANT FURNISHED ROOM , 221 ! UODOE : _ _ | _ _ K-M371 FURNISHED KOOMB AT 318 SOUTH UTH BT. E-XIIH U H _ FURNISHED ROOMS. CABS ST , _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ LA11QE AND SMALL ROOMS AND ROOMS en suite on two car line * . Hi Sauth Wth utrret. _ _ _ _ _ _ K-MCU8 ROOM FOR LiaitT HOUSKKKK-TNa " 7l'M. . " ' " E-MM7 S > _ b'MB JfOtlNO WOilKN'S UOMlj"urjDKR"cARB OIT V/euua'i CtirlntUa atioclitlaa. HI U. 17tn it. FUKNISHED KOOMS AND BOABD. Continued. PLEASANT ROOMS WITH IIOARD. 2139 IIAR- ney. F M3I5 SIC' VEHV DES1RARLE UNFURNISHED FRONT nd tack parlors , also furnlsnej rooms ; every tiling first-class. 210 and 2 South 25th street. F MI3I NICELY FURNISHED ROOMS WITH ALL conveniences. First-class board. 211 No. ISth Jltreet. F M 278-S13 * P LEASANT ROOMS. WITH FIRST-CLAPS board , 2211 Landon Court. F MI33 27" L'HH MADISON ( FAMILY HOTEL ) , 21ST AND ClilacK" utieets , newly reHtted nnd refurnlnhcd throughout ; references required. F M5IJ 1 , Continued. FURNISHED ROOMS. WITH OR WITHOUT board. 1720 Dodtre. F Milt 27 * FURNISHED AND UNFURNlSHEI > IlboM8 with board , ateatn heat , at Utopia , U1M721 Daienport. F 019-31 * FURNISHED ROOMS WITH HOARD : JIE- ert-ncc. 2214 Farnam. F M537 P > NICELY FURNISHED ROOM IN KOUNTXE Place , with or without board. Everything first-clans. U 30. Ilee. F > 15CJ 1 _ NICE ROOMS ; COOD HOARD ; RATES IlEA- sonal > l ; convenlencea. The Kose,20JO.I022 Hurnex , F M626 823 * BOL'TH FRONT ALCOVE ROOM , W.1TH bnanl ; other rooms ; pi Unto family ; house modern ; gentleman nml wlfo or teachers ; near 23th nnd Chicago. Address U 40 , Dec F M635 27' TJNIUH.NISHED BOOMS FOB KENT C UNFURNISHED' CHAMUERS FOR HOUSEkeeping - keeping- man tnJ wife ; no children. 319 No. 17th Bt. o 813 TWO LARGE ROOMS. EAST AND SOUTH front ; modern ; will rent unfurnished to parly fuinlshin ? good references. 1003 Georeln nve- nue. G-M333 27 * BOATCDINO. nnSIRAHLE ROOM WITH ISOARD IN PRI- xate family , tot N. ISth. H 547-31 * FOR BENT STOKES AND OFFICES CORNER STORE. J60.00. 2I DOUGLAH. ure ! 22 , FOR RENT. ROOM , 65 BY S3. 2ND FLOOR OF my store , suitable for cloaks and sultn ; eoo > l Hunt and elevator service. Mrs. J. Uenson. I-MM9 FOR RENT. THE1STORY UIIICIC BUILUiNO 110 Farnam Rtrect. Tha building has a QTE- proof cement basement , completa iteam hil- ing flxtures , water on all floors , gas , tio. Ao ply at the office of The Ilee. 1 ' ) ( < AGENTS WANTED. AGENTS. BOTH SEXES. TO TAKE COX- tracts lor reliable Dim. 455 Poxton blk. Omaha. J-741-A:0 AGENTS WANTED TO SELL SPRA-O-I.INE. Address Home Treatment Co. , Denver , Colo. J-M431 23 * AGENTS WANTED. A HUSTLER IN EVERY Nebraska town. Article newly patented : phf- nomemil feller ; 100 per cent profit. Addrcs * , with stamp , 2707 Q street , South Omaha. J M533 SALESMEN. We SEND SAMPLES , ALLOW liberal salary and expenses or commission to proper Applicants. Staple Keller , three stores nut of live nil ) order. Address with stamp Lock llox 4 % . New York city. WANTED TO KENT. WANTED. A Oil 10-ROOXI DETACHED house , with modern conveniences nnd wel heated. Address U 16 , Ilee. K M301 27 * WANTKITO HiNTHV OCTOBER nl'hcd detached hona ? of about 10 roo.no , wilt niodeui conveniences and In KW I location Paitlea responallile. Nu children. U 2i ) . llev 1C S1S-28 * WASTED-HOUSES TO RENT. HAVE MORI' calls than I can Eupply. J. II , Parrottc. 1CI1 and Diiilge. K 3S1 a 2 FAMILY OF THREE , HREAKINO UP IIOUHE keeping , would Ukn three plcn ant , unfuinlnhed r < H > nis , with b.'md ; house must bo centrnl niu ni'idern ; tcumi reasonable ; best rufervnci'i A'ldUM U 30. Heo. K JI617 2S * STOBAGE. : 6TORAGE. WILLIAMS & CROSS.121I HARNEY , STORAC3E FOR HOUSEHOLD GOODS ; CLEAN nl cheap rate. It. Wclla. 1111 Fainam. OM.VANiSTORAGE CO.,1303 FARNAM. Tel.1539 M-C74 BEST STORAGB BUILDINO IN OMAHA , U. S. Eov. bonded warehouse. Household eoodi * tored. Lowest rate * . 1013-1013 Leavenworth M-7-19 WANTED TO BUY. CASH FOR LUMBER BUBINEHS IN LIVt , town ; give full particulars. T I , Lleo olllce. N-M3S9 B7 * _ " WANTED. C-11OOSI "cOTTAlli : . WITHIN REA- Bonablo cllBtanea from i > est < jlllce , not aver fl.WM Address U 31 , llei' . N M3B1 2S _ WANTED. GOOD HIKE HECON1M L\ND B.\F In KO < > | condition , Cnll ur addiess fnnilvlcl Mfc. Ca , Council IllurflTs , Monday , Ann. 27. N-CM 27 _ WANTED. FIREPJIOOF SAFE , INSIDE iiiriimirement to bo nl last ICxSO. AiWrtsH F H. Harris , superintendent Omali.i HildRp nm Terminal R , It. Co. , Board of TraUo bulldlne _ _ _ _ K-4 2 25 FOB SAU3 FXJBNITUBE. PAYMENTS EASY. YOU WON'T MISS YOUR money , Ixnv prices an furnlluro & iiauscholi coods. Knten < rls Cndll Co , . C13-CU N. Kth it _ _ _ O < i7i , FOR SALE. FIRST CI.APif rPRK.HIT PIANJT chB | > ; must Hell. CH ! ! Us H. Kth utii-et. . _ Cl-18023' SIX-HOLE GARLAND IKNtSE , J10. DAN Hay. rear 3S32 Hauillton utreet. O-MS2T _ t < > ROOM HOUSE ON CAPITAL HILL ; LOW tent nnd fninlturi ) for wle ; owner will ncccp board In | rt payment ] lx > t local Inn In city reference required. AJ.Irvsa U 33 , life.0Cfll 0-Cfll 25 * FOK SALE HOBSES , WAOONS.ETC I TOP BUGGIES KS & JM.LEATHEH TOP rlage tti. Dnimmoml Cirrlage Co. P 6il F'OR SALrj"oR TRADE I HOUSES WK1UII InE 1.000 HM , each. 6 and 7 year old. FreJ Terry. 43. ) Ramg block. I' 7M _ TUB HEHT LBATHKRTOP HL'GOY IN OMAHA lor ISJ.W. Drummond. nth acd Ilamey. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ I--8M WANTEIA TEAM OF HORSES WEIGHING nf > lesi I ban 1.1W lb . . well broken to clt ; 4rlvlne. Send particulars to U 17 , lire , FOR 8AI.E-FIR.ST CLASS PADDLE HORSE. The lor ( Imdruin. at Urownlnj Klnr&Co.'t. p sso-a ) _ _ THOHOl'OIlllllED SHirTLANll PONY UAUU C yenr < old , handsome , writ broken and M'lllv out blemish or vice. AiMreu CK. . Crose Slienandoah , la. p M6U 33 > 8A"LE icn ron BAI.B IN CAR LOTS. OILIICRT Hro . . Council Ulufft. H-Mf.2T-AJ _ ICU FUR BALD ; CAN BUM' OVER ANT ROAD oul ot Omaha unj Council Ulutft , Lamoreaui Bros , . 3 a Bo. 16th. Omaha. q-M3CO BIT _ CHEAPEST CHICKEN AND ORNAMENTAL fenci made. C. IU Lee , Ml Douglas. Q-T7I _ FOR SALE. THE FORMULAS FOR WELL known proprietary medicines , favoiabljr ktvmn In the northwest , with jle rlnhln la manufac ture and roll In North nnd South Dakntn , N - brankn. None ? but responsible parties nerd answer. Address II. F. Smith. Q-M311 R1S 'IHE ' BRICK. CAR LOTS , 114 M. BEST RIDE- walk brick in market. See uimpl wslks 1,1 Id cor. eoth nnd Dull mid 13tli and Pierce. Wm. J. Wclshani , room 931. Board ot Trade. Q-34S Sl ( COR SALE , A FINE FULL BLOOD HOUSTE1N bull calf , I months old. 2326 Webster utrcet. Q M4.-0 27 * 1ANX AND PLATTE VALLEY SAND FOR tale. C. W. Hull Company , Mill it Izard ill. Q 77 * FOR SALE. 300 TONS CHOICE HAY. INquire - quire at room 3d , llrownell blk. , Lincoln , Neb. Lc Grande , M. Ualdwln. MISOEJLLANEOUS. IAVE YOUR OLD CARPET WOVEN INTO rugs. Smyrna rugi repaired , 15J1 Lcavsnuonh. II-MM3 BTOCK PASTUIIED ; GOOD FEED. T. MOR- ray. IS M427 SW 'OR RENT. TWO FARMS ADJOINING , WifI stock anJ Implements. The O. i. Davis Cu. R 474-25 GL.A1HVOYANTS. MRS. DR. II , WARREN , CLAIRVOYANT llable business medium ; 7th year ut 11J 2J , Id. \ & 1 < \ MASSAGE. BATHS. ETC. MADAME SMITH , M2 S. 13TH. 2D FLOOR , room 3 ; massage , vnpDr. nlcoliol , ntenm , sul- phurlnc and nea baths. T MMS 1 * MX1E. LA RUE. lit SOUTlTlSTIL T-MMt S3 * PEBSONA1. . UMBRELLAS MADE , RECOVERED AND RE- palrej. 105 South Sixteenth street. U 553 V1AVI HOME TREATMENT FOR LADIES. Health book and consultation free. Address or call Vlovl Co , 343 Uee blJg. Lady attendant. U 473 TAKE YOUR FRIEND ; TINTYPES , 4 FOR 25e. Proctor. 16 S. IIth street. U-MS34 MASAOK BATHS. MME. POST. S1914 JALUUfF A pleasant anil convenient place , 1620 Ftrnam street , Paxton block ; 'phono TIL STRAW HATS CLEANED. RESHAPED AND made new. 803 N. 20th St. U B23-A-23 CREAM FOR WHIPPING AND BUTTERmilk - milk , Waterloo creamer1013 ! ? | _ ! JS MISS MARY MARTIN OF DCS MO1NE9 , IA. . la mdst anxious to sec or hear from her slater. Mrs. Elizabeth Thompson , recently I'f ' Omaha , fjeb. U 11366 31 WHOLE WHEAT BREAD FROM UNBOLTED Hour at Imogen L. Ramiey'i , 217 N. Itth sl.a DR.W. STEPHENSON , SPECIALIST , 50 8. I3T1I U lll-SW * WHEN OUT WITH YOUR LADY VISIT J. J. Mailer's new leu cieam parlors , 2S02 Leaven- worth street ; everythlns Is new. Including th hulldlng. Tel. 1030. Ice cieam delivered. J MME. LA ROOK , MASSAGE. 1603 LCAVUN- vorth street , thlid lloor , front rooms THE WOMAN'S BAKERY SUPPLIES VA- rlety of choice KOCKB | , besides live kinds of the best bread In m.irlcpt ; whole uheat bread a specially : goods 0'llvereil ; leleplioup . Mrs. C. Savllte , munager , 1101 N. 21th etrcet. U CM S23 THE WOMAN'S BAKERY SUPPLIES VA rlcty of chuicu Kooils , beside * live kinds of tha best bread In market ; whole wheat bread & specialty ; soo4 delivered ; telephone 151. Mrs. C. Eavlllc. manager. 1101 N. 24th St. U-M3-A-23 MONEY TO LOAN REAL ESTATE. LIFE INSURANCE POLICIES LOANED ON or bought F , C. Chesney , Kansas city. Mo. \V-GSI ANTHONY LOAN & TRUST CO. . Jls N.Y. LIFE loans at low rates for choice security on Ne braska , and Iowa , farm * or Omaha , city property , W CS1 MONEY TO LOAN ON FARM IN DOUGLAS , Improved and unimproved Omaha leal estate. Fidelity Trust Co. . 1702 Famam st. W BSJ MONEY TO LOAN ON IMPROVED OMAHA real estate. Brcnnan , Love & Co. . Paiton blk. W M .CANS WANTED. J. N. FRENZER , OPP. P.O W-763-J1 MONEY TO LOAN ON OMAHA PROPERTY nnd Nebraska farm * at from 6 to 7 per tint W , B. Mclkle. First National bank bulldlr.jc. W 50 OMAHA LOAN & TRUST CO. . ItTII AN1J Douglas streets , loan money on city and farm property at lowest rates of Interest. W 633 MONEY TO LOAN AT LOWEST RATES. THF O. F. Davl * Co. , 1605 Farnam * t. W-631 UNITED STATES MOKTOAUE CO. OF NEW York. Capital W.000,000. Surplus IGOO.WO. Sub mit choice loans tu F. S. 1'usey , agent. First National bank bulldlnff. W 6S3 HONEY TO LOAN AT LOWEST RATKS ON Improved and unimproved Omaha renl estate. 1 to C year * . Fidelity Trust Co. , 1702 Fnrnam. W-68J MONEY TO LOAN ON IMPROVED OMAHA real estate. Urennan , Love & Co. . Paxton blk. W 6S2 LOANS ON IMPROVED & UNIMPROVED CITY property : $3,000 & upwards , to 7 per cent ; no d.1 ays. W. Farnam Smith & Co. . 1320 Fnmam. W-537 TO LOAN CHATTELS. MONfttf TO I/3AN ON FURNITURE , PIANO3 , horbeatugon8 , etc. , at lowest rates In city ; nu removal of good * ; Ktrlctly confidential ; you you can pay the loan of ! nt any time ur In any amount. amount.OMAHA MORTGAGE LOAN CO. , 2W 8 , 161 h street. X 3 J , B. HADDOCK. ROOM K1 RAMOS BLOCK. X 552 SHORT TIME LOANS. 422 PAXTON DLOCIC X' 7 S3 MONEY TO LOAN ON HOUSEHOLD FURNI ture. piano * , hones , vtasuqs. or any klnil at rhatttl security , at lowest posslblo rate * , which you can pay back at any time , and In any amount. FIDELITY LOAN GUARANTEE CO. . room 4. Wllhncll bloclc. X-M' MONEY TO LOAN ON PERSONAL PROP- erty. llarvln Loan Co. , 701 H. Y , Life bullil- Inc. X l BUSINESS CHANCES. FOR RENT A DEPARTMENT ON SECOND floor , 30x80 , In one ot the largest hnuss la Council Bluffs. 13. care Be : . Council llluffj. Y MMi FOR BALE. A BIO PAYING BUSINESS ; NO cimipetltlon ; 11,800 cath takej It. Addrru S CO. Bee. Y M106 8 a * FOR HALK. IN Sl'MS TO BUJT , JI.OOO GOOD dividend paying bank stock. This will slnm thorough Investigation , Address XI 23 , ll - of- llcc. Y MM I 30 FOR SALB , DE1 > OT LUNCH fOUNTER Tabln Rack , Neb. Inquire of D. Chamberlain proprietor. Y MM I ZS" JFOR EXCHANGE. IMl'ROVED BTOCIC AND GRAIN FARMS OF fered In exchange for sheep and cattle. Whn have you to oferT Marcus P. Bcelx ? , Ipych | Edmunds county. 8 , D. Z M4G2 31 REAL ESTATE TO TRADE FOR GOOD WORK horses. Lamoreaux Bios. , Board of Trade. 54 4G7-I7 TO TRADE FOR CITY PROPERTY OR CASH a very showy brown horae. G year * old , 1 hands high : untmcked : can show 2:24 : rnlc A. T. Cole , Council Bluffs. SJ-MIS3 WHAT HAVE YOU TO OFFER FOR A NICE smalt furniture and undertaking stock ; no tana piopvrty wanted. Address U IS , Omaha Bee. Z MM3 30 * TO nXCHANGIJ , 160 ACHES LAND IN HAR Ian county. NebiaKkn , a 'l ' 1.00V.OO In notes for hardware stock. Address Lack Itoic 1. OJell Neb. Y. MMO 28 _ 140 ACRES CLEAR ELKHORN VALLE1 land ; will trade for small farm nnd five Urn on dinvn-nce. or will trtidfr for cnttlfr. Address _ JT 22. Bte. /-Mia 31 lToOO.00 STOCK FARM IMPLEMENTS. $3,000.00 real estate , morlgiiees and cash , ! * > ! . ( Hi rea cutttte. bulMIng nnd lots , all In northeastern Nebraaka , for land , catlle or i > hcep. Addret * U 3. Bee. Z-MC.'l H FINE 7 R. HOUSE AND SIGHTLY LOT.'A burnuln at I3.U04. and H In vacant lot wc.uk bo nccrpted. I3.0W clear C. B. properly , Iwo houses , for fnrm. Douulai it. utore for residence , F. D. Wend. Uth and Dougla * . Z 6J2-M FOR BALE REAL ESTATE. FARM LANDS. C.F.HARRISON , N.Y.LIFf RE 8t3- FOR SALE , 4.4CO ACRES OF LAND CO MILE ! northwest of Omaha. AGdrcu Thomas Kerl Oakland. Ntb. RE-M77T ai LAND BOLD ON LONG TIME PAYMENTS ORen on wheat contract * . ILL P. Bttbe. Ipswlcli , EJmundi county H. D. JIB U4M11 FOR SALE-SM5L ESTATE. CciKrhttW. FOn. BALE. NKW MjHOil COTTAaHt lit , cl.terr. . elljf wuttrr'cor. nth * nfl B hl r ; ll.feo.09 ; lone Ume.1" ' Inquire 11U Fnrnnre , CMnutl Burn * t of R B-t9S ONK OF THE BEST ttqMES IN KOUNTZK Place < 20 BlnneyM IFVolcl before Stpt 1st , nlll go for l s * than utat of house. Term * About li.ilf rnnh. Imlfl/m * < asy. R. N. WlthntU ( owner ) . MT N. Y. LIg. _ R B 311 BARGAINS , HOUSES. ! IXXTS AND FARMS , tola or trade. F. Ifi Ruling , Barker blnrk. T i - CHOICE GARDEN LANDS , E MILES FROM po tolHce , 1n tract * from , 10 lo 160 ncret. A great boriln. Wlll.Ukf loma trade. N. D. Keye * . 517 Paxton W6tk. ' RC-MJ21 5VEHY ONE OF TllCfU.ARE . BAItAiaNSt Flno residence north Hanscom PnrK , a * nap , JS.OOO. Eight house US ml. T > i O. , bath , ivurtli U,3X ) , for > 1C3 If old lmm < > ! lntely. 5 r. house on lot lliI31 1V4 bl. from motor , JM2.W. 4 r. house muth I4th ! . , ll.M. ) . 6 r. % ery fine cottaRe , city water , plastered cellar. hlRrt location. 11.300. 7 r. house ( sewer con. ) 4 block * from court house. S3.COO. B lots In Hoffman Terrace , lift ) . Good | ott > n Farnam st. ( paved ) , JI.MO- 4 ncrca on rar line , 13,000. 5 acres cult. . J1.J75. 12 ncres , part In city. Slf . Smith and E. ft. corner lot nnd 4 r , house , $ S 0.F. . F. D. WeJid , 16th and DniiRlan. R E523-21 TYPEWRITERS. TYPEWRITERS BOUGHT. BOLD. Ex changed , rented and repaired. Typewriter and office supplies. Typewriters rrnt l at U per month. The Omaha Typewriter Exchange , sue- crisors to the typewriting department oC the Mtgeath Stationary Co. , 214 & 13th. tel. 13 < l. too BEE THE NEW DOUGHERTY TYPEWRITER. The Omaha Typewriter Exchange , tel , 12CI , No. 211 S. 13th .1. BS1 THE MOST COMPLKTK STOCIC OF STAND , ard typewrit * end supplies. We control the Densmore Calljrrnph and New Yost. Batrfalns In Rccond-hancl machines dlpplnceil by oura All machines perfectly repaired , new parts sup plied ; prices moderate : new machines loaned while repairs nre made. United Tj'pewrlter fc Supplies Co. . 1513 Farnam St. Telephone 13S3. 173 BICYCLES. BICYCLES REPAIRED AND REMODELED. Tires and sundries. Safes opened , repaired. C. U. Heflln , locksmith. 211 N. 16th Bt. SCO BICYCLES. NnW AND OLD , 20 TO J125 ta y payments ; vn rent and repair. Ornnhiv IJIcycle Co. , 3 N. l lh t. 703 DICVCLUS-ALL BTrLCS. Bend for our list ol eewmfl hnnd and shop- irorn bicycles. Repairs and eye I a sundries nt oil kinds. M , O. Daxon. K N. ISth it. E31 IF YOU WANT 1O SELL YOUR UtCYCLE taka It to Omalia Ulcycle Co. , 313 N. 15th at. 46S-4 BUSINESS NOTICES , OMAHA MEERSCHAUM PIPE FACTORY ; OLD pipes made Bew. 613 S. Itth. 703 D. T. MOUNT HAS REMOVED HIS COAL OF. flea to 209 8. Kth st , . Brown bloclc. M370 DAMAGED MIRRORS RE-SILVERED. 719 N. 1C. STOVE REPAIRS OF ALL KINDS : ALSO liolel rnjipo nnd general assortment of ranges , cooks and heaters ; water attachments pot In nnd connected at Jas. Hughes , C07 B. 13th st. nnd Jackhon. 303 I.OST. LOST-RED DKIIOHNJ3IJ DURHAM COW ; Mhort lnll > some white li switch. It. Slevon- son , 28T3 Casalua street , r [ Lost-M53T2T LOST , DIA1IONI ) RING .BETTING . ABOUT caret , on Broadway , Council Bluffs , Thursday. 23d ; JIO.OO re ard. A'ddrfss U 35 , Bee , 'c ' M5T7 31 LOST , BETWEKN FARNAM ANI ) HOWARD Btreels , a child's whltu. duclc Jnckct : Under please return to Itostbit arorc , 15th and Dorljrp. KJ a PUG PUP , ANSWERS TV NAME DUDE ; R1S. turn to Madison hotel ; icuarri.Lost Lost S15-23 * ELECTRICAL . " 3UPPIjIE3. ARMATURES AND CONVERTERS REWOUND taraga batteries recharged ; electrical tnd gen- eial machinists : superior wnrk Guaranteed. Omaha Electrical Wfrki , C17 and CD S. tl th st. 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Frank , proprietor. 711-31 AETNA HOUSE ( EUROPEAN ) N , TC0 . ISth and-Dodge. Room by day or week. 143 S3' ' OPTICIANS. OMAHA OPTICAL CO. , LEADING OPTICIANS. J. F. Ponder , mananer. Eyes tested fre 22 Soath ICth , In Ulnsler'i drue 'tore. 446-31 * THE ALOE & TENFOLD. CO. . SCIENTIFIC opticians , 110 ] Farnam st. , opposite Pax ton hotel. Eyea cxamlne4 free. 701 GRINDING. SCISSORS , LAWN MOWERS , RAZORS. ETC. , eround. Melchlur Urcs. , 1119 Farnam street. M2S7 RAZORS. SHEARS. CLIPPERS. LAWN MOWers - ers , etc. A , L. Underland , 100 N. 14lh72) MATHEMATICAL INSTRUMENTS. ALVA J. GROVER. MATHEMATICAL AND surveying Instruments , enelneers' and archl. tects * supplies ; traclnc cloth , blua process papers 318 South lolh : mall order * . 1ST HAY AND DRAIN. BUY YOUR HAY BY CAR OR TON LOTS. WK buy bay. A. 11. Bnyder , 1313 Hurt it. , tel. 1107. 863 S3 NEBRASKA HAY CO. . WHOLESALE HAY , einln and mill BtuT. ( Wo are always on the market to buy or sell. 1I02-4-0 Nicholas st. 151 JOB PRINTING. REEU JOB PRINTING CO. FINES PRINTING ot all Unas. lUh , t. , Bee lui'ldlng. 711 MAIL ORDER COMMERCIAL PRINTING- specialty. Dousr n Printing Co. . 413 S. Hth itrett , Uhecley bide. Tel..411 for prompt service. M731 MUSIC , ABX AWJJ LANQTJAGE. G. F. GELLENBKCM. BANJOIST AND teacher. 1110 Callfi.rRlf * ' street. 911 FOR BARGAINS IN'TrANOS ' AND ORGANS ; easy payments ; Inatraraents rented ; rent * apply on purchase. A. ? | ne. Jr. 701 UPHOL'HING CABI B'l1 MATTRESS WORKS. W. R. Bell. R. A. MtUibhron. 2717 LeavenWth. UPHOLSTKRINQ VB11T CHEAP THIS MONTIL M. 3. Walklln , 2111 Cumlng. Tel. 602. M121 COIINIOE. WESTERN CORNlCE'vf6RKS. ' GALVANIZED Iron c , rn Ices. 1723 Bt. Mary's nve. 291 EAGLE CORNICE ? " WORKS. JOHN EPE- uettr. prop. . IDS. 110. 1)1 ) 11. 1UU. K tab. 153L DENTISTS. DR. GEORGE H. NASON , DENTIST. BU1TB 2M Pazlon block. ICth und Famam Hi. , tel. 7IL i i VR. PAUL. DENTIST. 2029 BURT BT TENTS AND AWNINGS. WOLF I1ROS. fc CO. . MANUFACTURERS OK nnlnK , tents , nags , wagon , har itcck cjverj. tarpaulins , balloons and parachute * . IC3-103 S. Mth t. . telephone COi. Ttots for itnL 711 TAXIDBBMISTS. TAXIDERMY AND FURS. SEND FOR CATA- Iccue. Geor E. Brows. Jr. , & Ca. TIM 8. Kth. 723 DYE WORKS. BCHOEDSACK. TWIM C1TY DYB WOK..il. 1S31 irarnam Btre t , Dyelne of tYery dectli ; . lion cud dry cleaning. ' FDTRNAOES. BEST FURNACE MADE. SO IT COAL 8 MOKE consuming and hard col furnaces. E gl Cor nice work * . 10S-11I N. llth lit 3t CARPENTERS AND BUILDERS. C. E , UORRILL. CARPENTER. OFFICE AND Here fixtures ipeclnlty. Pxtchmi nd pL'slerlng , 1513 Capitol arc. , trl. 40S til IiTVERY STABLE. BOARDING BTABLES , FINE LIVERY 1UO3 cheap , GJ Llaumley. 17th anil St. ilary's nve. \V1IOLE3ALE COAL. JOHNSON DUOS. , WHOLESALE DEALERS IN all kind * of coal. C rrespondenc solicited. 19M Fnmam 8t. 23 SHORTHAND AW1 > TYl'EWRITING. VAN SANT'B SCHOOL OF SHORTHAND. Ill N. Y. Lit * . Omaha. Atk for circular. II ! DANCING. CALL ON MORAND FOR LESSONS. SOC.lrTV.\ or stage dances. 1310 Har ney. .V 'M HORSESHOEING. MRS. THOMAS MALONEY , 812 N. 1CT1I B f. til HARNESS. GET MY PRICKS BEFORE YOU BUY A IIAR- ms * . August Dolinc. 711 S. Ulli si. : ] PAWNBROKERS. H. MAROWITZ LOANS MONEY. 413 N. ICth t. 723 SEARLES& SEARLES , SPEGBailSTS , Chronic WE iVervous Private AND CURE Diseases TREATMENT DY MAIL GQNSUUATiaN TREE Catarrh , all Dloonsos of the Noso. Throat , ChD8tStomaoh , Lfvor , Blood Skin and Kldnoy Dlsonaos , Los Manhood and ALL PRIVATE DIS EASES OF MEN. Call en or addrcxs Dr , Scarics & Scarles , . ' uret ! u N rvolt I.BMIIcr Luf vitality , Vurlcueeit , ACropni Pbs k'nVeak.nt'fW. ! . etc. . hy ITJ ll&Pii.tlioKreitHiiidO'iltcmto' . Wrltlniiinonlt - > or < .ur Sot : Co. . Cor. lllh & l > ousl nSI . . nnd J. . .for.Mth rDniiKl ftt5.O.MAil . BUREAU. SUES & CO. , Solicttoi-3 , Bee Building , OMAHA. Neb. Adviuo FREK Leaves I CHICAGO a NORTHWEST'N ( Arrives Omaha ] U. . V , Depot , 10th & Mason St * I Omnha lizOJam . Eastern 'Expreei.TI . C:30pm : 4 : 0pm . Vestlbuled Limited . 9IOam : CECnm . Mo. Valley Local . 10:30cm : E4Spm ! . Omaha Clilcago Special . 2'ltpm ICH1CAGO. BURLINGTON fc Q.Arrlvcs | Omahal Depot 10th and Mason Sts. I Omaha 4Cipm : . ClTTcago Vestibule . 9SOam ; 0'iam : . ChlcaKo Express . 4:2. : > pra 7:0"pm . Chicago and Iowa Local . . 8:00am : Il:35am . . . .Paclflo Junction LocnL . 553pro ! Leaves ( BURLINGTON & MO. RIVER.Arrlvcs | Omahar Depot 10th anil Macon St * . I Omaha 10:15um . . . . .Denver Express . > : I5orn 10:12am . Deadwood Express . 4110pm 4tiim . Denver Express . 4:10pm CMpm. Nebraska I.ocal ( except Sunday ) . 6:50cin : E:15nm. . Lincoln Local ( except Sunday ) . .ll:25am : LeaveTJ K. STrjr&"c7'B fArrlvej Omaha ! Depot 10th ana Mason Sin. | Omaha . Kansas City Day Express . 6C3pm : :4Cpm.K. C. Night Er. via. U. P. Trans. 6:50am : Leaves I CH iCAG"6T"R. I. & PACIFIC. VArrlves OmahaU. | P. Depot. 10th & Mason St , | Omaha EAST. _ I0:15am. . . Atlantic Erpresa ( ex , Sunday ) . . . 6:05pm : 6:2Spm : . Night Expieas . CMOam 4:4Upm..Clilc.i8J : Vcttlbulcd Limited , . . . l:2opm ll:85am.Oklalioma : Kip , ( to C. B. ex. Sun ) li35.im WEST. _ B:33am. Oklahorr-a & Texas Exp. ( ex. Bun ) 11 :35pm : liSjjjim . . .Cc.orado Limited . 4:10pm : Leaves I UNION FACIlTc ! lAVrtrc * OmalialUnton Depot. 10t h _ & Mason Sts.f Omaha ] 0:00ani : . Kearney Express. . 3:50pm : 2:15pm. . . . . Overland Flye.r . 5:40pm : 6:40pm : . Pcclflc Bxprr . 10Wam : 830pm ; . Fast Mall. . . . 420pm Leaves I CHICAGO"MIU sTsTrPAUlTJArrlVBa OmahaUnlon | Depot , 10th & Ma6onSts.JOmalia 6:3Spm. : . . Chicago Limited , . . .T . 9:30nm : llltam. . .ClricaBQ Express ( ex. Sun. ) . C:00pm Leaves I F.7 E- & MOT VALLEY. rA rrlves Omahal Depot Uth and Webster Bts. I Omaha 9o : am . . . .Deadwood Express , . . . . 5:10pro : f ,05am , . ( He. Sat. ) Wyo. Er. ( Ex. Mon. ) . . 5:10pm G.OOptn..TJorlolk Express ( Ex , Sunday ) . . . 10 : t3am . . . SJ , Paul Express . 9:40am leaves I MISSOURI PACIFIC. ( Arrlvri O mahal Depot ISth and Webster 8t . I Omaha 9lOJam . St. Louis Express. , . . , G'.OOam 'J:30pm : . St. Ixiulg ExprcMs . . . BiStpm * Leaves I 'C , . 'ST. ! . . M. & O. JArrlvca Omahal Depot 15th and Webster Sts. I Omaha SUOpm. , Dally ( ex. Sun. Nebraska Local. . 9lOam : 8:00um. : . . Sioux City Accom. ( Ex , Sun. ) . . . 8:03pm : lOiOOam. . Sioux City Accom. ( Sun. Only ) . . fh03pm 12:15pm..Slouic : City Express ( Ex. Sun. ) . . .II :83nm : S3iliin ! . St. Pnul Limited . Bioux CTY ] TPXi3rFic7 OniahalUnlon Depot , 10th & Ma ton Eta.f Omahi fit..lani Slour"Clly Passenger lO'iJCpra rifpni St. Paul Expiess lO.'CQjni "i-rtaves I SICTDX CITY & PTuJlFICiArrived [ Uniahal Depot 15th and Webster Stt. I OrnahA "aiMpm 8. Paul'Llmlted DstCntr. _ V.Wpm..Chicago Limited..A. 8 ; < "J" . 77 uveslVA1IASH TFAILWAYlAirlvn . 'ntah lllnlon Depot. 10th & Mnsan Sts. I Omatvi I . . ! St. Louis Cannon Ball It5tr , > BRAVE AND CUNNING , TOO. lloir the ? Ilnk Steals VMi nml Caiun from Spartimu'n Down 1'ust Probably the most cunning ot nil animals Is the mink. Its propensity for stealing IB marvelous , and th methods of stealing and hiding the proceeds of Its robberies are unique In the history ol the lower species. We 60 not refer here to the depredations of the mink among poultry , for they resort to henneries only when the waters are frozen or a supply of fish Is unobtainable , says the Lowlston Journal. Two gentlemen were fishing on one of the rivers ot Maine. The flsh were quite plenty , and as soon as one was caught It was thrown behind on the grass. After seme time one of the gentle men thought he would take a rest and at the tame tlmo examine Iris capture. Hut he could not flud u single fish , Ho charged his friend with having played him a trick , but the friend was as much surprised as he. They now determined to watch their next flsh , and their astonishment was unbounded when they .saw a mink run from a hole near by , snatch up a flsh and carry It off to the hole , where they afterwards found their entirecspture cunningly hidden under some dead leaves. In the same manner the mink steal * game which sportsmen shoot. On one occasion a gentleman shot a wild duck , but before the tlogs could get tb It a mink had stolen It , carried it oft to a hole In the frozen snow , which one mink had prepared while the other was watching for the opportunity to steal the sportsman's game. Notwithstanding this particular characteristic the mink is a bravo as well as ferocious little fellow , and he Is excelled In these qualities only by the ermine. He seems to have a peculiar aver sion for the muakrat. and although the muskrat li generally more than double bis size the mink attacks htm fearlessly , and always wins the battle , after which ho drags his dead enemy to some hiding place , as In the cases ol the flih and wild duck. They are found In almost every state ot the union , but in out frequent/ ! Maine and In the stales bordering the great lakes. Mink skin * are sold In great numbers by Maine trappers , and are told for furs under various ntmes. r Karl's Clover Root will purify you blood , clear yoi > complexion , regulate your bowels and make your head clear as a bell ? 5c , GOc and | LOO HOPKINS' flORCLAR-PROOP SAFE. W. L. Alden In SI. Pout Ploneer-Prrw. "I see , " said the Jericho station master , that n train on the Denver read lias Jnil been held up nnd the safe robbed ct over J300.000. Well , these things have to hap pen so long as the present style of burglarproof - proof safes Is In fashion. Any robber that lias been properly educated to the business can open a safe Inside ot halt nn hour , and can do It without any dynamite or such violent lent ways. Now , a safe can bo miula Hint nobody csn open except with the proper combination , for 1'vo seen such a safe my self. Saw It on this very road , too , nnd It vns burled only about fltty miles from hero , " "What In the v orld was tha reason for burying the safe ! " I asked. "Because you can't hive a funeral without burying the corpse , " replied the station master. "I've just about time enough to tell you the story before the Athonsvlllo express conies In , so set down ami you shall hoar all about It. "About ten years ago , or mcbbe eleven I ain't nny sort of a liiml for dates thcro was a baggage master on this road by the namu ot Hopkins. He and I were on the sanio train , which was on the regular day express , ami carried the gold dust that nsetl to be sent down once a week to Oustervlllc , whore the mines were panning out at that time pretty middling well. This hyer Hop kins Jim was his name besides being bag- gaga master , also acted ns agent tor tha express company and took charge of the safe. As a rule the train was hch ) up unco n month , and the safe was cither opened by Jim , with a pistol to his car , or rise , it the robbers had plenty of time before them and took pride In their prolusslon , they would open It themselves. "Jim got tlrod cf this sort ot thing , and , being an Ingenious sort of chap who had In vented quite a lot ot things , he undertook to Invent a safe that nobody could open ex cept with the combination. Moreover , ho c.il'laleil to make It 33 strong that dynamite wouldn't have no effect upon It , so that It would really be a burglar-proof safe In good earnest Well , Jim he worked at the safe a good part of the winter' until he had got It planned out In a way to suit him , and then ho took KIDC of his savings , for ho had a good lot ot money in the bank , nnd he built his new patent burglar-proof safe and put It In his baggage car , "The new sate was about twice the slzo ot an ordinary express company's safe. Out- sltlo It looked like any other safe , but , be sides being twice ns strong as anything of the kind ever built before. It had e good many special features which I don't pretend to remember , not being a mechanical sharp mys lf. I do recall , however , that It had a surlng lock , which Jim explained was for convcmire. In case the train should bo held up very sudden and there should be time to close the safe and lock It In the usual way. " 'Seems to me , ' said the conductor , 'whoso name was Sampson , though we always called him Gates , after that friend ot Samp son that ho carried nway somewhere on his back , I don't exactly remember the name of the town. 'Seems to me , ' says he , "that when you get a pistol to your car that safe will come open as easy as any other safe. " ' " So It will , ' said Jim , provided I over flnrl that plstr.'l alongside my car. But 1 cal'ato that I've got through with that style ot amnsiinent. The next time this hyer train Is held up the robbers won't find me , unless they can open that safe , which Is Just what I mean they shan't be able to do. " "Why , where are you going to be , " asked Gates. "Aro you cal'latlng to hide your self In the flro box , or under the water In the tank ? " "See here , " says Jim , 'I ain't no blame foal , if I look like one. No , air. I don't ' cal'lato to try any such games as those you're a referring to , but do expect to get Inside that safe when the train Is held up nnd to stay there until the robbers get tlrod of trying to open It. " "That's n big scheme , Jim , " says the con- duclor. "but I'd like lo know how you ex pect to open the safe again when you want to come out. " "O ! " says Jim , "that part of the business I leave with you , I'll give you the com bination , and after the robbers have got tired and gone home you can open the safe and let me out. " "All rlghl ! " Bays Gates , "I'll let you out fast enough provided I can remember the combination , but you know my memory Isn't what you might call first-class , 'and I might forgot the combination , and never be able to open the safe. Of course , you wouldn't mind a little thing like that , for you'd be snug and comfortable , though per haps a little bit hungry after a while. " Well , the conductor kept on chafflns Jim about his new invention , but the two were good friends , though It was afterward thought by people who didn't know all the facts that Gates was partly to blame for what happened. Jim gave Gates the combi nation of the safe , and the "very next day after the thing was put up in the baggage car the train was held up Just this side of Athensvllle. The robbers climbed Into the baggage car and when they couldn't rtnd Jim they brought up the conductor and told him to open the sate , The conductor swore that nobody knew the combination except Jim , and he wasn't aboard the train that night , but had laid over at Jonts' Misery , owing to not feeling very well. The robbers , see ing as Jim was not to be found , believed what the conductor said , and they went to work to pick the lock ot the tafe. Of course they couldn't ilo It. Then they tried their center bits but ' , they couldn't make any Impression on the safe. Tha bits would Just Blldc around and scratch the surface here and there , but they had hardly mode a dent In the steel. By this time the robbers had got pretty mad , and they slid the safe out Into the open , und tried what they could do with dynamite , They must have put a lot of stuff under the safe , for when U wont off the safe sailed more than thirty feet In the air and came down BO solid that she nude a big hole In the Eround. Hut when they came to examine her she wasn't hurt a bit. Not a joint nor a bolt was started , nml except for a little blackening of the outsldo she was as good as new. "This hyar Is a low-down outrage , " says the robber captain. The man that made that safe deterves lunging If ever a man did , for the thing Is going to put an entl to train robbing , and will throw hundreds of men out of employment. I hate a man what hasn't any feeling for his fellow men. " "Well , the rest of the robbers they stood around the safe and cussed till they were tired , but they admitted that they couldn't open , It , and after awhile they told the con ductor that ho might take his safe back again , and start his train down the road. Accordingly , we got the safe In the baggage car again , and after the train was a mile or two down the road , the conductor ho opens her , and there was Jim , as gay as a jay bird , and laughing himself sick over the failure of the robbers. "There wasn't any doubt that Jim's scheme had worked well , and the express company grvi > him $50 as a testimonial of their grati tude for having prevented the robbbers from seizing $200,000 worth of gold dust. Illme- by a new idea occurred to Jim , You ace nt that time there wasn't any telegraph on this line , and tin re being only a single track , and that a pretty rough one. acci dents were frequent. One day when there was a drove of cattle rn the line , and Jim , looking out ot the car. saw that there' was certain to be a sirmshup. he just opens his safe and gets into It to wait for better times. That ( rain went off the track , and the baggage car broke loose and went down an embankment , turning over half a dozen times and going clean to kindling wood. When we began to clear thlnes up and missed Jim. we all supposed that ho had bren smashed , but when the conductor opened the safe to see If the contents were all right , there wns Jim , aa smiling ts n basket ot chips , and Inquired In a careless way If there was anything the matter with the train. After that Jim regularly climbed Into his saft whenever he heard the danger signal , and he never once got the least scratch or bruise. Ho went through three collisions in that safe , and after one of them the fcafe was burled so dftp among the rub bish that ft was two days before wo could dig It out. That didn't disturb Jim , however. He Just took the lime oul In sleep , and ac cording to what he said would have been per fectly contented It he had been able to smoke hi * pipe , which he couldn't do owing to scarc ity ot air In the safe. You see , as long as he kept his mouth somewhere near the keyhole be managed tj do very well , but It w&tn't what you would call an airy sort of place. "Jim was a careful man and never nes'e'-ttd ' any precaution that would make the valuables In his charge as safe as possible. This was why he made K a ruleto chance the comblna- lon ot the ( f every month. About the 3d day of August I remember the mcn'h ' be cause. I always suffer from the liver com- italnt In August and Iwas off duty at tha Ime and reading In the mucking car , being too sick lo work as brakeman when wa came nenr running Into a , wagon thai was crossing the track. When Jim heard the irakes blown down he crawled Inlo his saf and shut 'lie ' door , expecting there would bean an accident. It BO happened that tha wagon got clear ot the truck Jtut in time , and wo went on our way rejoicing. After n wlillo we missed Jim , nml knotting that he must ) o In his .ifi > , the conductor started to open t. Ilo found that the combination wouldn't work , and I lien remembering that It was just after the 1st ot the month , ho know that Jim must have changed It , and forgotten to give him the now combination. So Ilio com luctor gets close lo the koybolo aiul call * ; o Jim to give him the combination , but Jim answers that ho hail changed It that very morning , but couldn't ( or tha lite of him remember - member whnt It was , 'Here wua n pretty go. The only man who knew tha combination had forgot It , and ho was shut tip In the safe. Wo loM Jim that would leave him quiet for an hour , and : hat there wasn't nny doubt that ' 10 would 10 able to remember In that tlmo the combi nation , but somehow when lie Agreed to this ils voice didn't sound very vangulne. At the end of the hour ho hadn't matlo any [ irogrrss. All lie could sny wun that the \\ord luil something to do with robbery or : > oHlc ! ; < , nnd thnt U must 1 > n won ! of flva letters , that being the w.iy Iho lock was made. made.Well Well , ivo set to work lo think of every word n the language relating to robbery and con taining five letters. It was llko working out Bomo of those puzilos that you see In the Sunday papers , but \vo couldn't hit on the right answer. Seeing as "robbery" didn't turnlsh us with the word we tried words con nected with politics , nnd It wo had only known It we were on the right track , but wo never got there. Tin- conductor sent to Ills house for a big dictionary , nntl proposed lo begin and Irjr every word of flvo letters In the whole concern , but after n while wo found that It would take pretty near n year to get through with them all. and by that tlmo Jim wouldn't bo vanttng to get out. "Wo worked nt the combination for a good twenty-four hours , taking It allogcthcr , nnd then wo Imd to give It up , Then wo sent for the best safe burglar In the whole north west , and offered him $100 to open the safe , giving him leave to try nny pl. " > he might prefer , the man had heard of Jim's patent burglar prcot safe , and being an ambitious chap , who took a genuine pride In his pro fession , he was glad of the Job. Dut ho didn't succeed any better than wo had tlono. Picking at ( ho lock , guessing nt the combina tion and working with the Jimmy were all failures , antl having heard about the experi ment that tlio first gang of trnln robbers hail made on the safe with dynamite , ho didn't think It worth while lo try that sort of thins the second lime , However , ho did say that In his opinion sledge hammers would open the s.ifo . If they were used long' enough. So wo got the men with sledge hammers and set them to hammering the safe hour after hour In the same place , nnd when they were llrcil we had two mote men to relieve them. AVe took the safe and the men along with us In the train , and they made such a nolso that you could have heard that train n mlle away , and would have- thought that she was a. boiler manufactory on wheels. At the cml of twelve hours of steady hammering there wasn't so much as a good-sized dent In that safe , and we gave up sledfio hammers nnd made up our minds that wo had seen the last of Jim. "Kor all that we kept tinkering at the com bination tor a fortnight or more afterward. Jim had been quiet after tha end ot the flrsk eight days nnd we couldn't ' get any nmwer from him. So , seeing as thn tlmo had come to bid farewell to him , wo decldod that we would tnko the safe down to the Athonsvllla cemetery nnd bury It as It stooil. Which , accordingly , was done on the following Sunday , and seeing as It waa well known that safe belonged to Jim and was empty at the time so far as Jim was concerned there wa nobody who had the right to make- any objection. The min ister who conducted the funeral did say something about lha extraordinary nature of the comn that we hod chosen for the , deceased , but we told him tliat the coffin didn't concern him und that all lie had to tlo was to hcavo ahead and give U Christian burial without passing any of his remarks. Wo didn't ' think it worth while to sink the safe- very deep , because some day the com bination might be discovered , and then Jim's heirs would want to get the safe out again and put It among Jim's assets , for It would have besii sure to fetch a big price It there had been any way ot getting Into it. It must have been a year after the funeral when a passenger got to talking with the conductor ot tlio express In the smoking car about Jim nnd his safe , nnd lie acci dentally mentioned that the night before Jim shut himself up for the last tlmo they , too , had bsen talking politics , and Jim , who was a democrat , was slinging language about President Hayes and saying that ha had stolen the presidency from Tllden , and was no better than a train robber. When ths conductor heard this he swore a whiles In a thoughtful sort of way , nnd then ho says : "We've got that combination at last. " "How so ? " says the man. "Why , " says the conductor , "Jim allowed that the combination was a word ol flvo letters tlmt had something to do cither with robbery or politics. Now 'Hayes' would bo exactly that sort of word , and I can't think how It happened that wo didn't try It. I haven't the least manner of doubt that IfVQ was to dig that safe up and try It with 'Hayes * it would open without the least trouble. " "What's the good of opjnlng It after Jim has been occupying It for more than a year ? " says the man , "Why , Juiit this , " says the conductor. "That there safe Is the only burglar-proof safa ever built and If the combination waa known the relatives ot the remains could sell It for $2,000 easy. I'll see them about it tomorrow , and we'll have ono more try at opening it. " "Well , to make a long story short , the relatives dug the safe up and found sura enough that 'Jlnycs' was tha word that un locked It. It was a little rusty on the out side , but otherwise It was just as good as ever. There wasn't very much left of Jim by that time , but what thcro was received a second funeral , for there wasn't anything mean about Jim's family , nnd then the ex press company bought the safe for $1,800 and It was used on this road for upwards ot two years. " "Wniit became of It finally ? " I naked. "What always becomes of anything or anybody that sticks to railroading too long ? The train went off ot Three-Jills brldgo nbout seventy-five miles north of Joscphus- vllle , and , there being a quicksand at the bottom of the creek thnt no man could ever find the bottom of HID whole train , Including Jim's safe , sank out of sight , and nobody over found the least trace of It afterward. You ought to have heard of that accident , for nbout 300 passtmgera went down with tha train and the company never paid a cent oC damages , because thcro vcro no remains found and nobody could provo that anybody In particular had been killed. I say It didn't cost the company anything for damages , though they do say that the jury men cost altogether not far from $5,000 apiece. However , the company got out ot It , very cheap , and the directors were inoro disgusted about losing that safe than they were about losing the whole train , Coma Into my olHco and I'll show you Jim's photograph standing by his now safe ami making believe to pronounce an oration on Its merits. Ha was a good fellow , was Jim , but ha put Ills confidence In that safa once too often , " , The earlier symptoms of dyspepsia , heart burn and occasional headaches , should not b neglected. Take Hood's Sarsaparllla to b cured. o niniftilt loTr.iriMlatc. Youth's Compaulon : It was tin duchesa of Gordon , a clever antl beautiful Scotch , woman , who successfully dumbfounded a pretentious dandy. Ho was beside her at a supper parly , anil in order to gain her good graces , affected a liking for the Scotch tongue , declaring there wai not a Scottish phras'e ho did not understand , "Hax me a sprawl o' that hubbly-jock , " replied the duchess , without changing a muscle of her face , The exquisite looked appalled , and then slunk away In confusion , while tha commis sion was performed by a cavalier hailing from the north of the Tweed. She wanted n turkey wing. Oregon Kidney Tea cures nervous head * ashes. Trial alie. 2 { cent * , All drueglsti.