THE OMAHA DAILY BEE SUNDAY , AUGUST 10t 1894 CAPITAL OF COREA The Queer Oil ; of 8oon1 , Ita People and Unlqno Otutoma. MAY BE WIPED OUT BY THE WAR Occupation of Ooroa by Ohlncsa and Japa nese Troopi , COVETOUS EYES OF RUSSIA AND ENGLAND The Eig Wall and the Tour Great Oily Gates , ENEMY'S GUNS CCULD SOON DEMOLISH IT The Dirtiest htrout * In tlio Uorlcl-Knconn- tcmltli n antoheciier Something Alxmt Corcnu A\ onion A Mini I'nlaco Sorr- unt uncl Ills Unique Unrb. Coprighted , J89t , by Trunk O. Carpenter. ) SEOUL , Corea , Aug. 1. ( Special Corre spondence of The I3ce. ) I want to glvo you some Idea of Seoul , tbo capital of Corea. It Is the center of the war trouble between China and Japan. A battle may bo fought In It any day , and the firing would wipe Its thatched huts from the face ot the earth , It lies In a basin In the mountains and it Is perhaps the most beautifully located cap ital on the face of the globe. It Is only twenty-six miles from the sea , and It Is con nected with the port of Chemulpo by a poor wagon road , which climbs up the hills and over the mountains to get to It. The sluggish Han river flows within thrco miles of It , and It was up this river that I rode In a llttlo steam tug to a landing place not far from the spot on which Kim Ok Klun's dead body was cut Into six pieces a month or so ago. ago.Dut Dut first take a look at Carea's chief sea port. port.Chemulpo Chemulpo Is the place at which Seoul gets all Its provisions. It Is now the liveliest llttlo city ot Asia. There are something like two-score gunboats In Its harbor , and the Japanese have all told twenty-eight gunboats and transports here. The harbor Is large and land-locked by Islands. The tide ha an enormous rise and fall , often as high as thirty feet , and boats which get close to the town are left on the mud when the tide goes out. Chemulpo lies right on the edge of the sea , with great hills rising behind it , and It IH on ono of these that still stands the house where Admiral Shufeldt met the Co- roan commissioners In 1SS2 and made the treaty which opened Corea to the civilized world. Slnco then Chemulpo has grown to bo quite a city , and It looks more like a sllco of Japan than Ccrea. It has 2,500 Jap anese and 3,500 Corean population. There are less than 1,000 Chinese , four Americans , sixteen Germans and five. Englishmen in it. The onjy American business firm In Corea Is located In Chemulpo , anl this Is , I think , now closed on account of the war. It has been about decided to regard Chemulpo as neutral ground , and this will prevent Ita beIng - Ing fired upon by either party.ore it otherwise a single gunboat could shell It out of existence , as Its harbor is open and un protected. The fighting has been at Ya San , which Is about fifty miles south of Chemulpo. It was at this point that the Chinese troops first landed , and 1,700 came here at the Instance of the king to old him In putting down the rebellion. They did nothing to help , however , as had been incorrectly stated In the papers. They merely remained at Ya San. In the meantime the Japanese began sending troops to Corea , nnd by the 1st of July they had 7,500 soldiers In Seoul and 500 In Che mulpo. This caused the Chinese to send moro soldiers , but they landed all their troops at Ya San , being for the time appar ently paralyzed by the Japanese Invasion. I learn that there is a decided difference be tween the equipment of the two armies. The Japs have landed their men with the best of everything nnd have their stores complete In every department. They have 250 cavalry and abaut forty field guns. Including machine and mountain guns. They have full stocks of provisions and are supplied with pontoon bridges , telephone lines and all the materials of modern warfare. On the other hand the Chinese are said to bo calling on the Coreans to supply them with ponies , cattle nnd rice. Corea Is very poor. The country la on the verge of starvation , and the Chinese would not bo able to carry on their war long by rations supplied In this way. THE LION AND THE BEAR. The Japanese have demanded of China that she give up all pretense of sovereignty over Coroa. If China does thin she will lose her reputation throughout the far east and It may lead to the dismemberment of her gov ernment. Her provinces are by no means closely tied together , and the fight that she Is making may bo for her existence as an- empire as well as for a show of power In the land of Corea. In the meantime the danger of the other powers being involved In the war Is very great. The Baltimore nnd the Monocacy , our two gunboats , are at Chemulpo. The French man-of-war Incon stant , Iho German gunboat Iltls , the Eng lish warship Archer and the Russian man- of-war Korcatz nro also In this same hartrar nnd the other ports of Corea contain war ships. The British are very much afraid of the Russians. There Is said to be a man- of-war nt Port Hamilton , which Is , jou know , some distance below Vladlvostock , In Siberia. It Is put there to watch the Russian movements. The Russians are said to sym pathize with the Japanese , whllo England , who sells tens upon tens ot millions of dollars' worth of goods every year to China , favors her. If the trans-Siberian railroad was completed there Is llttlo doubt but that the Russian troops would already bo In Corea. It may be so now , for Russia will not tolerate any coalition between China and England without coming to the assist ance of the Japanese. At any rate , a great part of the war haste to bo fought on Corean soil , nnd Seoul will bo ground between the upper and the nether millstones. It may bo wiped out of exist ence. If so , the most curious city on the face of the glebe will pass away. I visited It six years ago. and my visit of the present year Included moro than a month ot hard work. I have spent days In wandering through Its streets. I have been Insldo of Ita prisons nnd Imvo walked through Its palaces. I have talked with all classes And have seen all sorts of new things at every turn. There are no guide books of Asia. You will not find accurate descriptions of Seoul In any books ot travel. The tourist who comes hero without Introductions could not find a lodging placo. There are no hotels , and I am Indebted to my friends among the missionaries , among the diplo mats , and with some of the high Coreans for my entertainment through these many days. I despair of giving you an accurate Idea of the Corean capital , It Is BO different from any other city on the face of the globo. It Is such a mass of the beautiful and the ugly , of civilization and barbarism , ot the old and the no.w , that I don't know how tq doscrlba It. Take Its situation. It lies In a great basin furrqumlon by moun tains , which In seine places are as rugged as the wildest peatfs of the Rockies , and which In others have all the beautiful verdure of the Alleebanles or the Catekllli , The tops of these mountains oft rest In the clouds and masses of vapor hang In their raccsaes above tha green plain upon which the city In built. They change In their hues with every change ot the heavens , and they give Seoul a getting more gorgeous than jewels. THE CITY WALL. The basin below U just about larco enough to contain the town , and a great gray wall from thirty to forty feet high rum along tbo tide * of theia hills , bounding the basin * nil mounting hero nd there almost to the V"J topa of th Iow r mountain * . U scalta one hUl ot at Icaat 1,000 tett In height , and this wall enclosed tht whole city. It wa * built In nine months by an rmy of 200.000 work men , about t > 00 yean are , and It li a piece ot solid masonry , consisting of two thick walls of granite packed down In the middle with earth and dtonos. Its top li to wide that two carriage ! could be eailly driven about It , and It has , on the < lde facing the coun try , a crenellated battlement , with holt * largo enough for Its defenders to shoot through with arrows. There are no cannon upon It , and It will ba no means of defense ngalnit tbo battcrle * of the Chinese or the Japs In the present 'struggle. Its only u > a In late ycari has been to keep out tba tigers nnd leopards. This wall Is more than six miles In length. It Is pierced by eight gates , the arches of which are as beautifully laid and cut as those ot any itono work you will flnd In the United States. Each ot these great arches has a curved roof of black tile. This rests upon carved wooden pillars , which rise above the tops of the walls and which form watch towers for the soldiers. Over the great south gate , the main cntranco to the capital , there are two such roofs , ono above the other , which are guarded at their corners by mlnlnturo de mons ot porcelain , who seem to bo crawling along the edges ot the structure. It would not take much more than a Galling gun to batter down the heavy doors by which these n relics are closed. These doors ore bigger than those of any barn In our country , They are swung up on pivots made by pins fitting Into the masonry at tha top and the bottom. They are sheathed with plates of Iron riveted on with big bolts , and up until now the common Coreans have believed them a defense against the enemy. They have as much ceremony connected with them as other nations have with their forts , and there era officers In charge of thorn who would lose their heads If they failed In their duty. Every night Just at sundown these gates are closed , and they are not opened again until about 4 In the morning. The signal of their closing and opening Is the ringing of a maislvo bell In the exact center of the city. After this those who are In cannot get out , and those who are out- sldo cannot get In. The greatest care Is taken ot the keys to these gates. The locks close with a spring and the keys are kept In the king's palace except at the time that they are used at the gates. The locks themselves are guarded all day at the palace and are only brought to the gates a short tlmo before closing the city. I wish I could show you one of these locks. Each gate has two of them and they are each as heavy as a 10-year-old boy. It Is all that one man can do to carry them from one part of the city to the other , and when I tried to lift ono I found my back strained. They are of massive Iron. They are made In the shape of a box nnd are two feet wide nnd at least a foot thick. They lock with a spring much like that of a padlock , and it tukes a hammer to put them together. When I lifted the lock the gatekeeper with horror warned me to let It alone. He pointed to my neck and drew his fn cr rapidly around his1 own In order to let mo know that I was In danger of losing my head. I still held It and he rushed toward mo as though he would seize It from my hand. As he came up I dropped It on the stones. It clattered and I stooped over and tried to raise It again. As I did so I stood It on end and the rod of Iron which was partially thrust Intel the Iron box rested on the ground. The Corean gatekeeper's face became ashy. Ho grabbed the lock from me , and as he did so I could see the reason for his fear. The rod on which the lock rested on the ground formed the means of locking It , and had I pushed down upon It the spring would have caught. Ho would have been unable to lock the gate that night without going to the palace to get the key and might have lost his head for his carelessness. My Interpreter showed me the trouble and ho told me that the king would surely punish the man It he know that the lock had been out of his pos session. I then wont on to the gate and looked at the clumsy fastening Into which this lock went. The bar which I have spoken of was as big as an old-fashioned poker and the lock joined chains made ot links of wrought Iron which were ai big around as the biceps of a blacksmith , the rings being as thick as your thumb. It was Just after thla that the hour for clos ing the gatea of the city approached. I waited and watched. First two men came from the gate house and sang out in Corean the words that the gates were closing and the time was short. Their voices were as shrill as those of an Iman ot a Mohammedan mosque when he calls out the hour of prayer from the minarets , and they hold on to their final tones for the space of twelve seconds by my watch. As they cried there was a grand rush for the gates. Hundreds of men In black hats and white gowns ran ghostlike through the darkness. Uaro-headed coolies dragged great bullocks with packs on their backs through the doors , and porters by the scores , loaded down with all sorts ot wares , came stumbling along. There were coolies bearing closed boxes , In which were their mistresses. There were officials on horseback and nobles on foot , all pushing and scrambling to get In before the gates closed. As I watched the big boll pealed out Its knell , and the two men grasped the great doors and pulled them together with a bang. It took the strength of both to move each ono ot them , and the gates locked with a spring. The key , which remains with the king over night , is not brought back from the palace till the morning. It Is a masslvo bar of Iron , and It , takes a sledge hammer to drive It Into the lock. Similar jocks are on the gates to the wall which incloses the palace of the king , and on each of the eight gates of the city. BIRDSEYC VIEW. Inside this great wall , within this set ting of mountains , lies the city ot Seoul. It Is a town bigger than Cincinnati , Cleve land , Louisville , Washington , Buffalo , or De troit. It contains more than 300,000 people , and It has scarcely a house that Is moro than one-story high. It Is a city of wide streets and narrow , winding alleys. Ib Is a city of thatched huts and tiled one-story build ings. On one sldo of It are the palaces ot the king. They cover an area as largo as a thousind-ncro farm , and they are massive one-story boulldlngs surrounded by great walls and laid out with all the regularity of a city. As you stand on the walls of Seoul and look over this medley of buildings , your first Impression Is that you are In the midst of a vast hay field , Interspersed here and there with tiled barns , and the three big gest streets that cut through these myriad haycocks look like a road through the fields. Yeu nota the shape ot the thatched houses. They are all formed like horseshoes with the heel of the shoo resting on the street. The roofs are tied on with strings , and the thatch has grown old , and under the soft light ot the setting sun It assumes the rich color of brown plush , and there Is a velvety softness to the whole. Aa you look closer , you see that the city Is divided up Into streets and that these narrow and widen and twist and turn , without regularity or order. One part of the city Is made almost entirely ot tiled building * . These are the homes ot the swells , and over there not far from the gate above one such building you see on the top of a staff the American flag. That Is the establishment of our legation in Corea , and the cozy llttlo compounds about It are the residences ot the missionaries and of the other foreigners who reside In Seoul. Como down now and take a walk with mo through the city. There are no pavements on the streets and you look In vain for gas lamps or the signs of an electric light. This city of 304,000 people Is entirely without sanitary arrangements. There Is not a water closet In It , and the sewage flows alon In open drains In the streets and you have to bo careful of your steps. There are no water works , except the Corean water carrier , who , with a polo across his bock , takes up tha whole sidewalk as he carries two buckets of water along with him through the streets. The clouds are left to do the sprinkling of the hlchways , save where hero and tbora a householder takes a dipper and ladles out the Mwer fluid to lay the dust. All the slops ot each house run Into the ditches along the sidewalk and the smell com up In solid chunks so thick that It could almost ba cut Into slices and packed away for use as a patent fertilizer. Mixed with the smell li tbo imoke. Tbs [ comes out of chimneys about two fie } above the ground , which jut out from the , walls of the houses Into the streets. Pit a stove- plpa Into your house at right angles with tbo floor of tha porch and you nave the average Corean chimney. At certain hours of the morning : and evening each of these chimneys vomits forth tha smoke of tha straw which the paopls uib for tha fires of their cooklnc and tha air becomta blue. Ths doors to the hoUies along the street ara more Ilka thoao nt a ntabla or barn than the entrances to residences. They ore very rude and ID tha bottom of eaco U cut a hole for ths Uog. Such doors as we open give no Insight to the homes ot the people , and I was In Seoul for some time before I knew that theio doors facing the street were merely the entrance Rates to largo compounds or yards , In which nero very comfortable buildings , I thought that the nobles lived In these thatched huts. They are in reality only the quarters ot the serv ants , and the homes ot the better classes contain many rooms and are In some cases almost as well fitted for comfort as these ot our own. These houses along the streets have no wlndovva to speak of. There are under the roof little openings about a. foot square. These are filled with lattice and backed with paper. They permit the light to come In , but you cannot see through them. Here and there I noted a llttlo eye hole ot gloss as big around ns a red cent , pasted onto the paper , and ns I go through the streets I flnd now and then a liquid black ball surrounded by a cream-olorod buttonhole , which forms the eyelids of a Corean maiden , looking out. THE NATIVE WOMEN. I am human enough to want to study the women of every country I visit. I found this very hari In Seoul. The girls on the streets wear shawls wrapped around their heads , and only nn eye peeps out through the folds. In India and Egypt the women nro secluded , but when they go on the street , If their faces are covered , they think they are modest enough. The fair girls of Cairo care not that their dresses are open at the neck , If the black veil bangs o'er their cheeks , and the maidens of Hlndoostan trot along with bare legs , while they pull thin white cotton gowns around their eye * , priding themselves upon their bracelet-covered arms and the an klets , which reach half way to their knees. These Co man girls are mere bundles of clothes. Their feet in their wadded stockIngs - Ings look as fat as these of an elephant , and their skirts and their drawers hang In great folds. I happened to rub against ono as I passed her on the streets ot the city. She looked angrily nt mo out of the toll of her eye , and fled like a deer. As she ran I noted a gorgeous man clad In a red dress and a llttlo hat of white straw , which sat on the top of his head , looking at mo. He had a fan In his hand and ho glowered fiercely upon me. I asked General Pak who he was , and he told mo ho was a servant of the palace , and that ho did not know but that ho was related to the girl , whom I had Insulted by touching her. Wo looked at each other for some tlmo nnd he jabbered at Pak In Corean He was dressed more gorgeously than Solomon In his glory. He looked as though he came out of a bandbox. Ho was , however , only ono of a thousand strange characters that you may see any day on the streets of Seoul. There are no stranger people on the face of the globe. A masquerade of the na tions could not furnish more strange cos tumes , and In going through Seoul you rub your eyes again and again to find whether you are dreaming or waking. The kingdom of Corea Is made up of many classes of people , and each has its costume. There are hundreds of officials connected with the palace , each of whom wears a different dress. The nobles strut about In all sorts of cowns. with their retainers In all sorts of liveries , and you are all the whllo appar ently looking Into a great kaleidoscope of almond-eyed humanity with changes In colors and costumes at every turn of the barrel. There are different costumes for all positions In life , and every1 man wears a dozen different kinds of dress during a year. If ho goes to a wedding he has his own out fit , and If he goes to his relative's.funeral ho must put on the garb of the mourner. Death gives more work to the tailors than weddings , and the mourners of Corea wear long yellow gowns , with hats as big as umbrellas above them. You can tell some thing about the position ot a man by the size of his sleeve , and there Is no place where a \iat means so much as in Corea. For a long tlmo I feasted my eyes upon what I con sidered the pretty little girls of the country. They were dressed In bright gowns. They parted their hair in the middle , and they tied the long braid which hung down their backs with neat little ribbbons. Once or twlco I smirked and I smiled , but I could get no smiles In return , and I know now that thtse little girls were no girls at all , but merely young boys , who , not being mar ried , have to wear their hair down their backs. A tcr they are wedded they will put on hats and wrap their hair on the tops of tholr heads In a waterfall. All ot the men of Corea wear waterfalls or topknots. These are Just about as big as the flst of a baby , and they rest on the crown of tlio head. They vtear gorgeous hats , and they are , I ba- Heve. the best dressed men In the world. Their customs are as queer as their dress , and they both fit so closely together that I will write of the two In the futuro. 1'JtATTLK OF 2U.J1 "Papa , " said Benny Dloobumper , who know his father's weakness , "you know all about flshlng , don't you ? " "Yes , my son , " replied the elder Dloo bumper graciously. "Thero Is very little about that gentle sport with which I am not familiar. " "You know all about the right sort of bait to use , don't you ? " "Certainly. " "That's what I was tolling Freddy Fan- gle. and vvo agreed to leave something about flshlng for you to decide. We had a discus sion about It. " "Well , Denny , I am very glad to see you taking such an Interest in flshlng , as well ns to see such confidence In your father's Judgment. What was the point on which you and Freddy differed ? " "I don't know as we differed , exactly. Freddy didn't seem to qulto agree with mo , though. " "State the question , Denny. " "Well , fish run In schools sometimes , don't they , papa ? " "Yes. " "That's what I told Freddy. " "Didn't he bellovo It ? " "Oh , yes , ho believed that all right. " "Then What Is It you wish mo to decide ? " "Well , I told him that when fish ran In schools the proper bait to use was book worms. " A 5-year-old daughter of a Germantovvn , Pa. , minister has learned the nursery rhyme running , "If nt first you don't succeed , try , try again. " Recently she upset the family devotion by ending her little prayer In this wise : "And now , oh Dod , please make Llllle a better girl , an' If at first you don't succeed , try , try again. " Mamma Now , Andrew , you musn't eat that candy , because it will destroy your appetite for dinner. Andrew I don't think so , mamma. Mamma Why don't you think so , dear ? Andrew Because , mamma. I haven't got a bit of appetite just now. The Teacher It Is better , far better to glvo than to receive. Now , Johnny , jou may toll mo what you mean to do toward following out this beautiful rule. Johnny I'll let brother Tommy do all the glvln' when cither of us has somethln' good. A | llttlo girl had a kitten. She was very fond of _ It , and It was a great delight to hear It purr. Ono night she- was restless and her mother said : "Cynthia , why don't you lie still and go to Bleep ? " "I can't , " answered the llttlo one ; "papa purrs so loud. " | Mamma Who gave you the piece of pie. Willie ? Willie Mrs. Rich. "Did you thank her for It ? " "No'm ; I thought she would glvo me another piece , and I was going to thank her all at onco. " Quartet uf Quorlca. OMAHA , Aug. 14. To the Editor of The Doe : Ry answering tha following questions In the columns of The Sunday Dee you will greatly oblige a reader : 1 Did the slave owners if the mill | bring the colored man to this country , or how did he coma hero ? 2 Are they natives of Africa and are they civilized ? 3 Who was their foref.uher ? 4 Can a person v/hj 5m his first tlnt- - tlon ) papers vote for president of the United States ? 1 No. Ha was brought over by slavers , or men who mada a special business of It , and were composed not only of Americans , but ot Europeans as well. 2 They cannot bo called natives of Africa nor uncivilized , having adopted the ways of civilization. 3 Tbo bible makes Ham their forefather and this Is probably the only authority ascribing to them such a source. 4 In Nebraska he can vote provided he has declared his Intention thirty days before elec tion. THE PRESIDENTIAL TERM Vhy ? it Should Eo Shoitffncd and Divested of Unropttblikin1 Glnn nr , r ) l TWO YEARS CONSIDERED THE PROPER LIMIT i - i Murnt Ilnlntcnd Arjups tlmt tlio rrcililcnt nnd Mco l'rmllfiitt hotilil Ito Clioicii at IStcrjr l.lcctlou of a lluuao of Itcprcjciilutivci , ( Copyrighted \ > y Irvlnfr 8)ndlcnte. ) The tendency of the Expressions of tbo citizens who have been at the trouble to bo thoughtful about tha Improvement ot the ma chinery of our government , Is toward the elongation ot the term of the presidential ofllco , coupled with the proposition that the chief magistrate shall not bo eligible for re- electlon. The contention of this paper Is tlmt the better way would bo to choose a president and vlco president at every election ot a house ofrcpresontatlves _ , nnd to leave the matter of re-election whcro It belongs , to the judg ment of the people. Wo ore amply guarded against prcclplUto popular action , which was the apprehension of the fathers , and the cause of the unchango- nblo president for the period of two con gresses. Our constitution makers were too conservative. Where there are a crown and a dynasty under a constitution the people ple have their fling through a change of government by a vote of congress or parlia ment. The principle of royalty Is relied upon as the balance wheel ; and wo have the fiction of personal sovereignty reduced to transparency. One of the lessons of the ad ministration for over a century of our re publican form of government Is that wo need not bo afraid of the people. If they cannot govern themselves no one can do It for them. Jefferson regarding popular sovereignty eignty was wiser than Hamilton. IMPDACHMDNT RKSTHAINED. It Is well that the executive government cannot bo overthrown by a vote of congress. The process of Impeachment Is restrained so oa to bo almost Inoperative , and It will certainly never bo undertaken save after great provocation , or successful except under circumstances the most extraordinary. It Is fortunate that impeachment failed In the case of Andrew Johnson , and the teachings of his trial will long be profitable to the coun try. The public virtue of patience Is to bo commended exceedingly. The people are apt when displeased with a president to long for the immediate exercise of their sovereign rights ; but It Is desirable to wait. Walt all winter or all summer and BCD whether the clouds do not roll by. Pause and note the flight of phantoms clearing the air. An executlvo-ln-chlef who could be deposed by a vote of congress would not be strong enough ; and to give congress the power of summary removal of the cabinet would have too much flavor of royal ceremony , and tend rather to magnify the constitutional advisers of the president by associating with thorn an excess of Individual responsibility. Our sys tem holds that the act of a cabinet officer la the act of the president ; and It Is vindi cated by the fact that as 5 rule the strongest presidents have called about thorn the strongest cabinets. It there Is a man In the country too largo to go into the cabinet , the president is too weak forchis place. The cab inets of Washington and Lincoln are Illustra tive. It Is a fatality for a commander-ln- chlef to be jealous of his subordinates , and ho Is a great man when. ! ho Is pleased be cause others gather harvests of glory. WE NECD TO UpPUDLICANIZE OUK IDCAS , We , the people ot the , United States , have felt the harness of republican government , and are satisfied that It Is strong , and wo may say rather too stiff' In some particulars The question Is whether wo should not relax the restraint that is imposed by tha consti tution upon the rapid exerclso of the public will. Do v\o not need to republlcanlze our Ideas as to presidents ? Wo should have object lessons of education that the president Is not our ruler. Wo are ruled by funda mental and statutory law , and not by a per sonage. .The fault of the French In carrying on a republic Is that they continue the old habit of mind attributing to the chief magistrate something of Imperialism. They do not re gard simplicity as dignity. They are fond of sashes and plumes and parades and In sist upon a splendid officialism. There Is , however , a great deal of true republicanism In France. The blue blouse and rough shoo in the galleries of art , and the absence of cringing In the presence of the representa tives of public potency , toll that the revolu tion was not in vain. We must guard the presidency Itself from sudden Invasion ow ing to a swift Impulse from some rushing fplly , and wo should secure the offlco from all Imputations of uncertainty and impetuos ity. This is admirably done by our system of presidential electors. Much has been said favorable to the abolition of this alleged complication , and the cholco of presidents by the popular vote. The election by elect ors has , however , more than once been the salvation of the government , and Is now keeping the peace. In so vast a nation vvo must cling to local responsibility , and the half million popular majority given In one corner of the country where suffrage Is po- cullar has power enough , and Indsed too much In selecting state electors. The pop ular majorities In remote and obscure re gions to overcome by wholesale the greater and moro enlightened communities would bo dangerously disputed , for universal suffrage Is nqt safeguarded so as to carry on its face the warrant of absolute confidence. WE LIVE IN A UAPID AOG. We travel so rapidly now ! Wo gllda across continent's and oceans at such a startling rate ! Wo know the news of the world morning and evening , and through the journals wo are actually engaged In the Parliament of Man every day. Time Is moro valuable than It was , and the years are longer than they were. If vvo have a presi dent who Is too strong-headed or and it amounts to the same thing wrong-headed , four years are rather too long to have him blocking the way , while we cultivate the In stinct of conservatism and console ourselves by the reflection that the republic Is far more Inflexible than a monarchy and Im pose limitations upon our will moro sovereign eign than royalty. The most natural and pertinent sugges tion of remedy for the Inconveniences of which wo are conscious Is that the period ot the presidency should be precisely that of a congress two years and no more ; and along with this should como another change that the day of the'inntiguratlon ot a pres ident must bo that ot tie | meeting of con gress In regular session. , This adjustment would hold fast to all that Is solid in the limitations the people Impose on themselves for their own good qnd , glve the public will greater freedom and force. The wheel does not lose strength because there Is moro play on the axletrco. ' BOMB ODjnCTIdNS CONSIDERED. The first objection Offered to two-year teims ot the presidency Is that vvo should have the terrible and , costly disturbance of a presidential election tw'lcj as often as under the existing regulations. The answer Is , wo should not haveat all such profligate agita tions as now attend presidential contests Elect a president evpry two years and wo take the plethora out of. the office , strip the unrepublloan glamour from It and free our- solvcs ot a sentimentality that Is almost a superstition. If wu liked a president well enough we could glvo him four terms ; and It wo did not like him we would not have so long to wait to get at him , The two-year terms would glide easily Into each other. The strain and the racket of a change would bo reduced. The Intensity of olflco-seoklnK for the tlmp of an administration would subside. There would be something more of comradeship than wo have now between the president and congress. Tlioro would bo loan talk about our "ruler , " and a real civil service reformation take place. The presidential office would not , It the term were two years , seem so Inaccessible us now. There might be a greater number of candidates , but their anxieties would bo lessened. The oilebrated bee In the bonnet uould not make so much noise. The supply ot ex-preildeuu would probably Increase , nnd their occupation ccise from troubling , Our form ot government would bo more popular , and not less strong. I have found In presenting the o views that so thoroughly have the friend * of the longer presidential term , without eligibility for ft- election , occupied the public attention given the subject , that n directly opposing state ment la , as a rule , received ns If It bore a label of eccentricity and ought to be con sidered as amusing rather than ot the higher order ot grave matters. The weight of the proposition that the terms of the presidency shduld correspond with the years of a con gress , Is that It republicanisms the office without weakening It , and gives It rather assimilation with , than distinction from , tlur congress which Is representative ot the states and the people. OtiAIND I-AVOHED TWO YEARS. I will add , for the fact possesses Interest for millions , that James a , lllnlno was of the judgment there was no overbearing reason for changing at all the constitutional pro visions as to the presidency , but held If there was n change It would be better to make the term two > ears than six. This he expressed In conversation with me , when the time had como for him , that ho no longer looked upon the office of the presidency as one that was desirable or possible for himself , MUUAT IIALSTEAD. Now York City. COSXVJIIAIJTIJKS. The Nebraska farmer who came to this town , says the Now York Recorder , nnd ad vertised for a wife has not been able to flml one. Our New York girls are not built on that plan. An agitation against the use of engagement rings has been started In Doiton. One ad vantage of the reform will be , that If a rup ture occurs the young man will not be that much out. She Postpone our wedding till October ? Impossible ! It I don't marry you In August I can't at all. He Why not ? She Oh or Mr. Simmons asked me to marry him In September and I promised to. "Have you seen Ethel ? " said one sum mer resort girl "Yes , " replied the other. "She Is dreadfully worried. " "Why ? " "Harold Skllllns Is coming from the city to see her tonight and she has forgotten which engagement ring Is his. " She ( tenderly ) Tell mo , dearest , what em boldened you to propose ? How did you guess that I loved you , darling ? He To bo frank with you , love , jour papa Intimated that If I didn't mean business after coming to sec jou for two years , I had better clear out and let some other fellow have n chance. One of the first of the September weddings of interest to New Yorkers will bo that of Miss Du Val , daughter of Captain Uu Val of the United States army , to Louts Eugene Marie , son of John Marie of Philadelphia , and a relative of Joseph and Peter Marie ot New York. The wedding will bo celebrated at Fortress Monroe on Tuesday , September 18. Eugene Suprer of Weslfleld , Mass. , Is his first wife's son-in-law , his present wife's step-father , his own son-in-law , also his own father-in-law , and the grandfather of his own children. Ho Is now suing his first vvlfo for $ JO,000 for alienating the affections of his second wife , who Is his first wife's daughter and his own step-daughter. The newest engagement announced in New York is that of Miss Constance Coudert , the accomplished fourth daughter of Mr. Charles Coudert , to Mr. William Garrison , son of William K. Garrison , who was killed in a railway accident nt Elbsron , N , J. , several years ago , and a grandson of Commodore Garrison. Here Is a curious matrimonial advertise ment published In an American newspaper In 1737. "A middle aged gentleman , barely turned CO and as yet unmarried Is desirous of altering his condition. Ho has a good estate , sound constitution and easy tem per , and , having worn out the follies of youth , will be determined by reason In the choice of the lady ho Intends to make happy. She must be upwards of IS and under 25. Her size must be moderate , her shape nat ural , her person clean and her countenance pleasing. She must be lively In her humor , but not smart In her conversation ; sensible , but utterly unaffected with wit ; her temper without extremes , neither too hasty and never sullen. Then she must Invariably observe all forms of breeding In public places and mixed conuiany , but may lay them all aside among her acquaintances. She must have no affectation but that of hiding her perfection , which her own sex will forgive and the other moro quickly discover. She shall be rcstaralncd in nothing the gentle man having observed that restraint only makes good women bad and bad women worse. In some things , perhaps , she may bo stinted , which Is the only method he will take to signify his dislike to any part of her conduct. Any lady whoso friends are of opinion ( her own opinion will not do ) that she Is qualified as above , and has a mind to dispose of herself , may hear of a purchaser by leaving with the printer hereof a letter directed to C. D. " I3fl'IBl IES. _ _ "Hero's a Brooklyn clergyman , " began my friend X.'s wlfo , indignantly , "who Is re ported to hav o said that there are no women in heaven. " "He must have taken his text from Revelation , " remarked her husband , cheerfully , "where It Is mentioned that there was silence in heaven for the bpace of half an hour. " "It Is also mentioned , " retorted his wife , "that heaven Is filled with these who have como out of great tribulation , which makes mo think they were pretty nearlv all women who had had husbands In this life " It Is a great disadvantage to know the blblo only for purposes of quotation. The following advertisement appeared In The Churchman of last week. "An experi enced clergyman , aged 28 , will be open to en gagement In September. Ho seeks to estab lish rousing congregational worship ; fearless , \\ldo-awako , gospel preaching ; the awo-ln- splrlng and Instructive ceremonial befitting God's special presence In the sanctuary of ( Us one holy Catholic and apostolic church tt'rlte definitely to 'Christian Unity , ' Church man ofllciV' There must certainly bo a mis take in the giving ot the ago. An all-around genius such as this modest advertiser Is could not possibly bo more than 20. A Colored preacher , who was closing his sermon with touching exhortation , concluded Impressively : "I toll you , brudora and sis ters , dar be Jus1 two roads befo' you fur you to choose : one goes 'way down , down to Jcmnltlon , " and ho paused with a look of terror on his face , holding his congregation breathless ; then , raising his arms and lookIng - Ing upward , while Mis expression brightened uul beamed with hipplness"Da udder goes 'way ' up to perdition ! " The full murmur Df amons showed that there was no lack of Faith In the preacher's words , however ho might cheese them. Colonel Ingersoll once called upon Rev. Phillips Ilrooks , and the great preacher re ceived him at once , although he had declined to see many distinguished preachers. "Why liavc you shown me this nnrked distinction7" Inquired the colonel "The reason In sim ple , " replied Dr Ilrooks , "if those preachers die I'll ba sure to moot thorn again In heaven ; whereas , had you gene away and died , I should never have met you again. I thought I had better take no chances. " The sedate , smooth-shiven , carcfully-at- tlred young Sunday school superintendent from Englewood sat down In the chair pro vided by the bootblack , "I want a good shine , my boy , " he said. "I'm a little particular about my shoes. " "You bet , " responded the urchin , heartily , as ho opened his box of Implements and be gan operations , "I'm onto all dat. You sportln' men's do most p'tlclcler customers we's got. " A convert to Christianity In Syria , who was urged by his employer to work Sunday , de clined , "Rut , " said the employer , "does not your bible say that If a man hasan ox or an ass that falls Into a pit the Sabbath Jay he may pull him out ? " "Yes , " an swered the convert , "but If tha ass has the habit ot falling Into the sama pit every Sab bath day then tha man should either fill up the pit or sell the nss. " Delia Fox' * new opera Is called "Tho rroopor. " It tells about a pretty milliner who falls In lave with and marries a sol- Her who Is a teacher of fencing ; that aha becomes joilous of him and follows him , lUguUed as a trooper , to the barracks , that iho takes the part of her supposed rival and resents an Insult by fighting a duel ; that jho discovers that she 1ms no cause- for jealousy , and then the play ends happily. Miss Fox will play the part of tha milliner , tha trooper , a peasant and a granilo dame. SHARPENED WITS AND PENS Interesting Reminiscences of Brainy Con- grctaioDfil Reporters , AMUSING HAPPENINGS COME THEIR WAY Stories from the llnlli at Uobnlo Told by the Mrn V.VIm oltiiml < Ply Along VVhlto tlio Country' * Lcgliiliitoiii 'lull * Statecraft. Tow people who read each morning the proceedings of the previous day In both houses ot congress realize the amount ot skill nnd Ingenuity required to reduce the speeches and colloquies of members nnd senators to writing In so short a time. Persons who have occupied the galleries of the lower house during a debate , writes a correspondent of the Philadelphia Times , have noticed men , note books In hand , flitting about from one member to another , and taking with lightning rapidity the words as they come from the lips of those engaged In discussion. These men nro the congressional reporters the editors ot the Congressional Record. There are flvu In the senate nnd the same number In the houso. Their work Is arranged systematically In "takes" of about one column of tbo Dally Record , which consists of 1,200 words. In ordinary debate the reporter will cover this In about ten mlmitin , In running rtebnto from five to eight minutes , and In the case of fro- qiiout roll calls he may ba half nn hour In getting a column. The reporter has , during his "take , " entire charge of the floor , that Is , he Is required to report all that is said until he Is relieved. Ho then retires to the reporters' chamber and rends his steno graphic notes Into a phonograph ; a skillful operator of the typewriter then takes the ma chine and reduces the matter to typewritten form. In this way they each proceed until the speech has been delivered , and In less than half an hour from the tlrno the mem ber speaking has taken his seat , no matter whether he has spoken ono hour or twelve , his speech Is placed before him ready for re vision , If any he chooses to make. AMUSING MISTAKES. Some amusing mistakes take place occa sionally In transcribing from the phonograph owing to the similarity of words and Indis tinctness. Once In the senate the reporter gave the following sentence which had ap peared in debate : "And Solomon , In all his glory , was not arrayed like one of these. " It was directly after the- great prize fight at New Orleans , and when It came from the typewriter It read : "And Sullivan , In all his glory , was not arrayed like one of these. " At ono time In the house a member had used the following expressionVe ; have 'seen' the senate bill and 'gone' It a great deal better. " The typewriter. In transcribing It from ( he phonograph. Into which It had been read by the reporter , mode it appear thus "Wo hav.p steamed the senate bill , and warmed it a great deal better. " The reporters In the senate are under the veter.m chief , D. F. Murphy , who has been In active service since ISIS. Nearly all the great men of the nation have b'cn re ported by him , and In his note books at the capltot are stenographic reports of speeches made by Clay , Calhoun. Everett , Sunnier. Edmunds , Conkllng , lllalne , Fessendcn , Jeff Davis and many others. It was he who re ported the impeachment proceedings against President Johnson. His books also contain the report of that famous word contest , full of Invective , between General Hrecklnrldgo of Kentucky nnd Senator Baker of Oregon , which took place in the senate chamber in July , 1861 , as well as that later ono between Ulackburn of Kentucky and Ingalls of Kan sas. FASTEST IN THE WORLD. The stenographic corps of the house and senate embraces the very crcarn of the pro fession the fastest writers In the world. The salary they receive , $5,000 each a year , seems largo to the uninitiated , but Is really veiy modest to those who fully appreciate the tre mendous amount of work Involved. It Is said that the strain caused by the excessive amount of woik In repoiting the great tariff debate on the McKinlcy bill caused the death of one of the best stenographers at the capl- tel , who died during that session. Imagine the nervous tension when a speaker , whoso vocabulary embraces n vast number of words not In common everyday usage , and whose rate of speed Is from 220 to 250 words per minute , talks steadily for an hour nt a time. True , few speakers accom plish that , but In a speech In the house dur ing the Fifty-second congress , Johnson of Indiana , a very rapid and fluent speaker , made the remarkable record of 220 words a minute for exactly nn hour and a half. This great speed would not have been so bad but for the fact that the speech contained a larger percentage of many-syllable words than al most any other speech on record. The parliamentary reporter must bo a many-sided man. The range ot subjects with which ho has to deal Is almost endless. Then ho Is often called upon to pass from ono sub ject to another without hesitation. In the proceedings In congress , In the course of a few hours , ho may have to report debates on land claims which Involve the most Intricate questions of Spanish and Mexican law ; ho may have private pension bills , options and trusts , quarantines against Infectious diseases , tariff debates covering every branch of In dustry , and questions of constitutional and In ternational law and parliamentary rules , and i thousand other things , which make the re porter think ho was born a fool to ever un- Jertako shorthand. A DIFFICULT TASK. That his position Is not an enviable ono cin bo readily guessed from the fact that an or- illnaiy day's work when debate Is on consists of about fifty-two columns of the Record , making about 52.000 words , and many times this averages 1C5 words per minute for the ilay. Then again he must change fiom speakers who never talk faster than 125 woids per minute to those who reach 250 words In the same time. He must report In congress the lavvver , professor and doctor , is well as the banker , farmer and manufac turer , etc. , so tlmt ho may not only encounter rapidity of speech , 1 ' a vast number of technical words. In ny Instances ho Is called upon to report sp . cues containing nn- nlont quotations , Latin phrases , proverbs couched In every Itno.vn language , with his tory , geology , philology , etc. , followed in rapid succession with poetical quotations from Shakespeare , llvron , Milton , o c. He must follow ono speaker to the clouds In flights Df poetic fancy and accompany another with jqual grace and case through the prosaic ralleyt * of commonplace speech. Occasionally i member unused to debate will fall Into a j number of blunders In grammar. In each | case ho must be equal to the occasion , and It the language be unbecoming or slipshod lie must take away a llttlo here , add a llltlo Lhoro and be able to make the whole pre sentable. Often In the midst of a cpccch the speaker may stop to answer a question , jomo ono may knock a book from a desk , it sneeze or laugh , causing tlio reporter to lose the climax of the sentence. Hero again lie is called upon to supply the missing per tion. BLUE PENCIL WORK. Olio ot the moat difficult duties of the re porter is to distinguish In the midst ot a looted debate tlmt which l Intended for the lUbllcT car , and that which la merely private : onveriatlon. An Instance of this was glvon luring a recant roll call , when a member hud } > en endeavoring to submit a dilatory motlou , \hlch the speaker had ruled aH out ot order riio Record of that date showed that the nomber was engaged In private conversation ivlth another member on the floor of the louue when the speaker ordered them to be luateil The congrehMiuin did not obey , and , VBS heard to remark that ho would take his itat when he got ready. This brought about in animated dUcunslon , and ono of his col- oagues moved that the offending member bo jrought for reprimand to the bar of the louse. Tha member afterward explained .hat the remark was inado In private convcr- latlon with another member , and was not In tended for the speaker to hear , Still the iwlft pen of the reporter had caught It In the nldat of a noUy colloquy , and calmly treated It In suou a uiauuor that the Record showed the precise fACtt , nnd ptAcod neither th np.flkcr nor the member In n falHo position , If the rcnlly private ronjvk of the mombrf had been omitted frirtto the Record It wouUt have left out the key to the whole slumtlon. It U this Hre combination nt ilinrtlmmt skill ahd cool , svtlft mid Impartial Judgment , which Is so necessary In rjpartlnft the hitter , tumultuous outbreaks which no often occur lit the house. LEAVE TO PRINT. On many occasions members who have never aspired to speech-making and who have been elected to congress , Invo their speeches written by some one experienced , nnd under "leave to print , " Insert It In the Record. An Incident et this kind recurs to my mind. A member could not muster up the courage requisite to stand up nnd maka n speech In the house , so he wrote It ( a really good one ) nnd had It prlntul In th Record under tha rule granting leave to print remarks , At various points lie Inserted the words , "Laughter ami applause , " "Groat npplauio In the galleries , " and such other expressions which appeared to have been taken by the reporter. This speech ho Rent In largo numbers to his admiring constitu ent ! ) , who at once concluded that he was * grsit man nnd resolved to re-elect him. However , some friend of his , who was some- whnt of n wag , caught nn to the manner of his speech-making and gave him away to some one. nnd his constituents straight way nomlnitod and elected another man. Another circumstance , which took placa some venrs ago , shows the abuse ot tha privilege to print In the Record Two mem bers of the house from the same state , nnd whoso districts joined , w.inled to my some thing In support of a bill then before the house , but neither cared to try to make a speech on the floor. They had never spoken on the subject for discussion , mid know very little about It , In fact ro they resolved to hive a speech written and Milimlt it under leave to print remarks As neither ono knew of the other's Intentions , by a cu rious coincidence they both cmplo > cd tha. same person to write n speech for them. This person , not knowing their districts joined , wrote the same speech for both , and It was printed In the Hccoril and Kent out In large nflmbers to tlio state from which the members came. It happened that they cir culated In both districts and wore read by the constituents of both members , nnd the similarity was quickly discovered It U needless ( o add that these gentlemen hadfa "dlcUens" of a time , oxphlulnc matters la the satisfaction of their constituents. A WYOMING POET On April 12. 1SSO , S W. Downey , then a member of the house from Wjoming , Intro duced a "bill providing for certain p.ilnt- In s on the walls ot tha national cjpltol. " The next day he arose and offered n printed aiKiimcnt In support of It nnd naked leave to have It reproduced In the Record. This leave was granted , and the next day Iho other inemb rs were astonished and Indig nant to behold In the daily Record , as tha sole argument , n poem covering sixty pages , nnd entitled "Tho Immortals" The ponm was dedicated to "the Congress of tlio United Stales " It was , however , effectually expunged from the bound Records. It is not Infrequent that Hughablo mis takes in speaking are mnde by the members , especially during exciting debates. Ono of the most ludicrous was tint ot a member , who , in referring to ono of his colleagues , said- said"Tho "Tho gentleman , like a mousing owl , Is always putttlng In his oar whcro It Is not/ ' wanted " On another occasion occurred this expres sion : "The iron heel of stern necessity darkens every hcirthstone , " and another member , In a very forcible and dramatic manner , asked the house this question : "Would you stamp out the last flickering embers of a life that Is fast ebbing away ? " No less a man than James O. 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