THE OMAHA DAILY BEE : SJMJDAY. JULY F , 18.M. 11
TRUMPET OF DAME CRUNDY
The Cwcct Telephone Qirl Divulges Secrets
from "Over tlio Wire , "
GAY GADDERS DONE UP IN CHOICE SLANG
Men Who Try to " ( let Tortile * ' Tilth Central
Only Ilrutrft mid Nomrtlmr * > > nyn
Ilonmiuo nf n I'orlrnlt I'cnilnliio
1'nctM null Fmliloiu.
It took a IOIIB tltno and much trouble ,
but at la.it the reporter did personally sec
and talk with a telephone Klrl. In what
cxch ingo ehevorks , whuthcr she U tall or
nhort , light or dark , chews gutn or lives In.
New York the reporter \\lll not divulge ,
though the Information should be deemed
Vdtuabh to tlin Lcxow committee , Bays the
Now York Sun.
" \Vhy \ , * say , " she Bald , after her confl-
denco had been won , "If I only know men
na' I meet them over the wire I would be-
llcvo that they art- all brutes uiul some of
them aluo jay ; . Why , say , they talk about
our using fresh. Well , wo ain't fresh long.
If we are , because you're called down too
quick by the manager or his assistant It
you get fresh over the wire. Hut there
ain't any one got a bag of salt to sprinkle
on the people who talk to us. U don't
ncein to make any difference how much a
man USOB a telephone , he never scemi to
BCt any sense In his head about It. Now ,
Just as likely as not you have telephoned
and Ecoldcd central because they couldn't
Elvo you the number you wanted. When
central has rung up a number for you , or
rung up tlu > exchange where she Is going
to get that number , she couldrft do any
more If she owned the telephone company.
"Hut you said ( ome men In addition to
being brutes , which Is a more or less fa
miliar fact , ere also Jays. Now , Just how
ara they jaya by telephone , " the reporter
osked. i
Miss Hello responded : "Why , say , didn't
you ever try to get comic with a telephone
girl ? That's what lota of men do ,
nnd they are more fun for us than pay day.
I don't mean business men down town , or
any men while In ther ofllce , became they
are generally talking where people can
hear them. But when I worked In an ex
change where we were central for a let
of residence telchones , It seemed as If every
man who rang us up had nothing else to
do but to gtit gay. "
"I remember one night when I had told
a man to 'plsuse wait' he began to get comic
right away. I was on to him , and I be
gan stringing him just a little bit , you know ,
because the ri.ght manager was out cf the
cilice and 1 had a chance to Jolly him a lit
tle. I could tell from his tone , even be-
Joro he began to talk silly , that he was
elono In the room , and pretty teen he be-
pan asking me about my nights oft and If
I would like some tickets to a roof garden.
Suddenly his voice changed and he began
yelling Ilko a cross bear , 'Hello , I say , you
central ! why don't you attend to business ? '
Why say , I knew what had happened Just
cs soon as he did that. His wife had come
Into , the room , and I laughed at hm ovci
the telephone , nnd tald , "Ask wlfey how
Bho'd like to have you send me those roof
garden tickets. ' IJang ! Ho hung up the
receiver , and I knew Just as well as that
I was alive that ho had got rattled and was
afraid his wife might hear what I said ,
although we were half a milo apart. That
happens lots of times. Ssy , I wonder what
makes so many men ask telephone girls
what Is the color of their hair. When I
was In that uptown exchange I'll bet 100
different men asked me that question after
they had called up central and had to wait.
It's lots of fun to Jolly the guys , but of
course you can only do It In the smaller
exchanges where there Is no assistant man
ager and the manager U sometimes out.
Of course you can keep up a Jolly for some
time by Just making answers that seem all
right to the manager If ho happens to over
hear you , bscauso ho can't tell what you
nro answering.
"Women ? Why , say , they're the sau
ciest things you ever saw. If they can't
got the number they want right away they
begin to scream and shout and threaten ,
and mostly wind up by laying that the
nasty old thing Isn't any good , and hang
up the receiver Just about the time you
want to give them their number.
"Do wo listen much ? Why , say , I think
that's an awful foolish question. Do you
Bupposo wo have any time to listen ? On
the level ? Well , say , on the level then ,
Just because wo are hello girls wo are
human beings Jutt as hard , and if It is at
night and we are not very busy and some
thing very interesting Is going through , or
WO hear a voice telling some one that he
won t be home until late on account of be
ing busy with the correspondence to go
by ho next steamer , and then a little later
hear that same voice telling a very differ
ent sort of story lo some one else why
Bay , of course we're human. "
And thus prattled on that Miss Hello.
She WES a young person of un observant
nature , which makes It all the more un
fortunate , for mankind that at the conclu
sion of her story she added the
remark with which she had be
gun that If she only knew men
as. she met them over the wires she would
behove them all brutes and some of them
"The story of a portrait might bo written
with good effect If the various uses of a
discarded woodcut could bo followed , " said
a well known woman of society the other
day to a New York Tribune reporter. "I
had an experience myself that would have
been funny If It had not been so very annoy
ing. Some tlmo ago I received a note from
the editor of a certain weekly , saying that
they were publishing- series of portraits
of prominent women , and , alluding td my
good works' In organizing various charities
ho requested my photograph and permission
to reproduce my picture In his Journal. Not
a little flattered , I chose my best pose and
Inclosed the photograph to him , and In the
course of time a fairly creditable likeness
was published. As my photo was returned
I thought- more about It ; but a month or
two later I was horrified to receive a badly
printed , common looking western paper , with
my portrait In the very center of the front
page , and the dreadful words In big type
above it 'She poisoned her husband ! '
"It seems that the print had been seen and
recognized by a friend traveling on a west
ern railroad In a newspaper that was being
read by his next neighbor. Having seen the
first publication In the Journal I mentioned ,
ho at once remembered the picture , and
wishing , for my sake , to trace the cut. ho
Invented some excuse for borrowing the
paper , found the name and address of the
editor , and going to his onice demanded an
explanation. This was furnished him without
hesitation by the genial proprietor of the
, who acknowledged that ho had no Idea
whose portrait ho was using.
" 'A good looking woman llk'e that,1 ho
was pleased to say , 'gives Interest to a
plzenlng case , and so I just stuck her In.
Where did I get the cut ? Oh , I buy them
cheap after they have boon used I if the east
ern papers. Of course well known people
keep their own names , but there are gener
ally a lot of other portraits that come handy
for anything that turns up. And so that
lady's a friend o' yours ? Well , you must
have had kinder a shock when you saw
she'd been R-plzenlng her family ! ' And the
wretch laughed as if It were an excellent
joke. 'Shall 1 deny it for you ? Hut I guess
that'd only make It worse , wouldn't It ? Bet
ter leave It be , and I'll give you the woodcut ,
so that you can see that she don't cut up
any more shines , ' ho added facetiously. "
The dwelling house of the future , con
structed on scientific and hygienic principles ,
will bo bathtubless , says the New York
Mall and Express. The porcelain lined and
cine lined and ( In lined tubs of today will be
unknown- Their places will to taken by a tllej
room , In which will be arranged ahower or rain
baths at various angles. These douches will
tupplr hot , cold or tepid water at the pleasure
of the bather , and the liquid will be carried
off ac fast as It Is used by a spacious drain
pipe. The Idea is not a now one , and wher
ever It lias been adopted the result has been
gratifying. There are three houses In Lon
don , recently completed , supplied with this
method of bathing , and there Is said to bo
pno In PhltadelpulA , It 1 * not known whether
the Innovation hat boon made In New York
that Is , whether there Is nny private dwell
ing fitted up exclusively with shower bat In.
There are several fashionable holmes on
Madison and Fifth avenue * that Imvo both ,
but It Is doubtful If anywhere the tub has
been abandoned altogether.
It U claimed for the rain bath that It U
In every way nuperlor to the method we
have known sincecMllzatlon began , and
thin haa been proven In many public Insti
tutions. The flmi one ever built In America
was put In the New York Juvenile asylum.
The Dcmllt dlxponnary has thorn , and so has
the bathing establishment erected by the
trustees of thu Il.iron Illrsch fund at Henry
and Maiket streets. One of the largest rain
baths In the country Is now In course of
construction In the State Hospital for the
Insane at Ctlca , and It Is predicted that
within a few years all prisons and hospitals
will have adopted the system.
The most enthusiastic advocate of the rain
bath Is William I'aul Gerhard , who has made
a study of Its advantages. In the first place
ho says that It requires less space In the
planning of a bath house , It consumes less
tlmo In application , the body of the bather
does not como In contact , with solid water ,
the mechanical nnd tonle. effect of the de
scending stream Is unquestionable , the cleansIng -
Ing and stimulating effects are greater than
In a bath tub , less water Is required , and
no tlmo Is lost In waiting for the filling of
the tub In houses where the supply Is slow.
These are a few of the reasons advanced ,
and Mr. Gerhard bases an elaborate argument
upon them , maintaining his position through
out with a logic that Is convincing and In
teresting.
There Is n pretty flutter among the public
school teachers of San Francisco. President
Hyde of the Hoard of Education , signing a
lot of certificates recently , was struck with
the number of them bearing the diminutives
Maggie , Daisy , Ksslc , nttlo and Ulrdle. The
last teemed to him the. worst of all.
"Why , Just think of It , " said the educator
to a local reporter , "tho teacher who signed
herself Ulrdlc Is named Blanche. Her name
Isn't'Ulrdle at all. Now , that Isn't righter
or illgnlfled. Then there were Essies and
Daisys and Cities galore. I don't think It
Is quite the thing. I spoke a year ago to
the superintendent about this , but It seems
that the epidemic of pet names Is spreading
again.
"Why , Just think ; there Is the principal
of one school here whom every one calls
Uessio. She Is so ashamed of It now that
she signs herself U. Blank. I won't give
her name. It wouldn't be fair.
"Suppose , " went on President Hyde , liftIng -
Ing up his hands In horror at the thought ,
"I signed myself Kreddle Freddie Hyde , "
he repeated slowly. "Imagine how that
would sound ! Freddie Hycjel Why , It Is
preposterous. Anil yet we see gray-haired
women In the department , signing them
selves Gussle , Jennie , Jessie and nirdle. "
Out of all of which has come a rule pro
hibiting the use among the teachers of pet
names In official designation. Investigation
disclosed that one-third of the Christian
names printed In the school directory arc
diminutives. ' Annies , Maggies , Nettles , Nel
lies and Carries abound , many of them borne
by married women long p.ist their first
youth , and , officially , they must all go.
Rules affecting personal tastes and opin
ions are always unpleasant , but the pro
priety of the suggestion that educators
should cease to be "Ulrdles" and "Essies"
few will question. The reaction set In In
the east some time ago , and the use of di
minutives In signatures of professional and
business women is much more often omitted
than employed.
Tired after numerous calls to patients who
had broken noses , broken heads or broken
hearts , one of Director neltler's police sur
geons was waiting the other day at a street
corner In the Fourth ward for a horse car ,
says the Philadelphia Press. He Is a martyr
to cold feet , and , as the car did not arrive ,
his teeth began to chatter , and he entered
a near-by dry goods store and said to the
proprietor :
"Good morning , madam. May I wait In
this store until my car arrives ? "
"Faix , an' I don't know "bout that. I
don't want strange mln In me shop. Git
out ! " said the woman addressed.
"Hut my feet are cold , and , surely , In the
name of charity "
"Then war-r-m thlm by walkln' . Git
out ! "
"Surely , madam , you don't think I would
steal anything. I could buy your store and
all the rickety tenements around you and
have lots of money left over , " said the sur
geon , warmly.
"Steal , la It ? Falx , but I'm not so sure
of that , " exclaimed the critic.
Just then the surgeon saw his" horse car
coming , and he opened fire on the woman
as follows :
"You Infinitesimal creature of a mundane
sphere , locked In the depths of your Incxhaus-
tlbleness , you vassal of an Inflammatory
oligarchy , whose word Is latltudlnarlanlsm.
Oterquo quarterquo beatl quls onto era
patrum Trojae sub moenlbus altls ! "
For once In her life the virago was
"floored , " and she listened respectfully to
the surgeon's Latin with her mouth open.
"Stay If ye wish , sur , " she said at last. In
quavering tones , "but don't swear In that
way ; It makes mo blood cur-r-dlo ! "
The surgeon fled. The woman had met her
master.
The kitchen ought to be the most Inter
esting room In the house and be the best
furnished In proportion , of course and yet
It is too often the case that It Is the most
dismal hole Imaginable. Many house build
ers pay no attention to the location of the
kitchen at all. They put It off in a lower
dark corner , one that is too gloomy for any
other purpose , and there the woman who
does her own work has to spend two-thirds
of her waking hours. The kitchen should
bo for health's sake , If for no other the
brightest room In the house excepting only
the nursery and the room where the chil
dren sleep. It should have every conven
ience for saving labor and steps and be well
ventilated. U need not be a very large
room , If everything Is compactly arranged
In It , and It should have the walls lined
with cupboards , built in the house. The
sinks should not bo enclosed , for If they
are a bit damp they will get to smelling bad
In a very short tlmo and nothing will ever
overcome it. You will find on Inquiry that
In old houses where the kitchen is poked
off under the back stoop and has but one
window , facing on a walled-up area , or
north , the people of that house had always
some member of the family sick. Microbes
and Infection love dark kitchens.
At a recent competitive examination , held
In Philadelphia for appointment of residents
in the Philadelphia hospital ( "niockley" ) ,
there were eighty-four contestants , eight of
whom were women. The honor of obtain
ing first rank over all other candidates has
been accorded to Dr. Helen Baldwin of Con
necticut , a graduate of the Woman's Medi
cal college of the New York Infirmary , class
of ' 91. Dr. Baldwin Is also a graduate of
Wellesley college , and she has served as
Interne In the New England Hospital for
Women and Children. She took the ex
amination held In Uoston In June , 1S92 , for
admission to the Massachusetts Medical so-
cltey , and there also she obtained the highest
mark given by the examiners.
The present result In Philadelphia marks
the second Instance within four years where
a woman has been declared "No. 1 In the
Dlockley examinations. " Two other women
are also to servo on the newly appointed
staff of residents , which numbers sixteen In
all. Dr. Augusta G. Williams of II rook -
llue , Macs. , graduated this past month from
the Woman's Medical college of Pennsyl
vania , obtained the ninth rank , while Dr.
Caroline Hetrlck of Pennsylvania , graduated
at the same time and placa as Dr. Williams ,
received the tenth place of honor.
A prominent attorney who has Just re
turned from a trip through Elliott county
Investigating land titles for a Louisville syn
dicate related a story of an Incident which
has since caused gossip In Elliott county ,
Kentucky , says the St. Louis Globe-Democrat.
It seems that James Wilson , a well-to-do
farmer of Elliott county , wooed and married
pretty Mary Pence some ten years ago. For
a time their llfo was a gay one , but soon
domestic discord prevailed. Matters reached
such a stage that by mutual consent the
couple agreed to obtain a divorce , Wilson
was to apply for the decree and his wife waste
to make no defence. This it wait believed
would avoid publicity , and both would se
cure the desired freedom , Au attorney was
employed toveral months ago by Wilson with
Instructions to secure the divorce. During
the time caused by the law's delay In grant-
Inn the divorce the wife and husband met ,
and they were finally reconciled , and again
determined to live together.
So complete was their new happiness and
so Joyvms their second honeymoon that
neither husband nor wife thought of the pro
ceeding which had been filed for divorce.
The lawyer , In the meantime , had recorded
the divorce , and In the rush of business for
got to Inform the husband of the granting
of the decree , For a month Mr. and Mrs.
Wilson lived together after the divorce was
granted , In utter Ignorance of the fact that
they were not man and wife. The people
gossiped , but nothing reached the curs of the
couple.
One day soon after the Elliott county grand
Jury met and Indicted both Mr. and Mrs.
Wilson for living together. The first Inti
mation they had of thole divorce being
granted was the appearance of the sheriff
of Elliott county wftli tne Indictments and
bench warrants fur their arrest.
Mr , and Mrs. Wllcon went before a mag
istrate and gave ball to appear In court. Im
mediately after giving bond they went be
fore a minister and were again married.
They hope that when their case U called
that ; the charges will bo dismissed when
their attorney makes the statement of the
delusion they labored under ,
A very profitable lesson for children to
loirn early In life Is to be Independent
enough to watt on themselves , says the
Philadelphia Times. Have nails driven low
for the little hands to reach and teach them
to hang up their own hats and bonnets
every time they take them off. Teach them
habits of order and neatness Just as soon
as they are old enough to be taught any
thing , and many needless steps will be saved.
It seems perfectly natural for the average
child to toss down combs , books , towels ,
papers , soiled aprons and dozens of other
articles where they were last used , and
then to turn them all over when a needed
article Is wanted that cannot ba found In
Its place. And the bad habit will de
velop surprisingly fast , unless checked very
early In life.
Teach the children to discern right from
wrong. Teach them that If anything seems
wrong to them they are not to do It , no mat
ter If people do say It Is proper , and that If
It Is right they must go on regardless of
what people fay. We are , doubtless , all
familiar with households where the mother
asks , "What will people say ? " whenever a
subject Is brought up for consideration. Of
course , a reasonable amount of respect ought
to be paid to the rest of the world , and pub
lic opinion Is often a healthful restraining
power. Hut to take public opinion as a rule
of action , and Invariably be guided by It ,
shows a weakness and lack of will and rea
soning power.
The "lady commercial" Is fast becoming
an institution In Birmingham , as elsewhere ,
says the Birmingham Mall. She Is , gener
ally speaking , quite as smart and resource
ful as her male competitor , and her sex
gives her an additional advantage. Apart
altogether from the dlfllculty of saying "No"
to a woman , especially If young and hand
some , the more drastic methods of getting
rid of unwelcome Importunities are obviously
out of the question when the "traveler" Is
of the gentler sex. And then , of course , the
lady Is bound to have the last word. An en
terprising member of the fraternity or ehojld
I rather say sisterhood ? called upon a local
firm the other morning. She was assured
that the stock In her special line was full
up. "But I should like 10 show you my
samples. I'm sure you'd like them. " "Not
today , thank you. Beside : , we have no ac
count with your firm. " "I know you haven't ,
but you'll allow me to open one , won't you ?
Only a small line , for a beginning ? " "No ,
we positively don't require anything In that
way Just now. " "Really ! Well , good morn-
Ing. I'll call agin In the afternoon. Gentle
men are generally more open to reason when
they have dined. "
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"Is old age unlovely ? " said a woman of
society who Is herself not so very young.
"Yes , but It need not be so. Of course good
temper and a youthful spirit go far to make
It charming to look upon ; but , putting these
desirable qualities aside , old age Is , to speak
frankly , made agreeable by absolute neat
ness.
"It's In the lack of this dainty neatness
that too many old people offend even some
of those who have all their lives been ac
customed to refined and careful ways. They
yield to the physical languor and weakness
that creep on them with the creeping years ,
and the little efforts and exertions that
beautiful neatness requires they are Inclined
to neglect. All the accessories of on old' '
person's attire should be fresh and complete ,
though not necessarily expensive , and the
most exact personal cleanliness should be
observed. Attend to these matters and no
old man or woman need be unlovely. I've
seen old Quaker ladles who were as winning
in their way as any sweet , rosy baby , with
their spotless dress and their delicate com
plexions , their scrupulously cared for hands
and their smoothly banded white hair. I
should always preach to old people the prosaic
and perfectly simple doctrine , 'Be clean , be
clean , be clean , if you want to remain be
loved and admired by your youngsters. ' "
The. widow of the late President Carnet Is
the daughter of M. Dupont-White , . a cele
brated political economist. She brought her
husband some fortune and proved to be of the
greatest assistance to him In pushing his
political Interests. Mme. Carnet Is a woman
of exceedingly refined tastes and captivating
manners , clever , chatty , well Informed , anx
ious to please and highly successful In soci
ety. She Is an accomplished linguist , speaks
English with fluency , and has a wide ac
quaintance with English literature. Her
father , M. Dupont-Whlte , was a liberal re
publican and a great admirer of the political
Institutions of England. Mme. Cornet's
brilliant social qualities , amiable disposition
and philanthropy were of Inestimable value
to her husband In the promotion of his In
terests as a statesman.
While Queen Victoria was in Florence
there was given a flrst performance of an
operetta , "Ethellnda , " at the Pergola. The
piece met a tremendous success. It Is said
to bo a work of art showing the spirit of a
musical genius. The orchestration Is sold
to be marvelous , and on the night of the
dress rehearsal the critics many times burst
Into unanimous and enthusiastic applause.
The Judgment of the Florentine musical pub
lic has weight all over the world , and It has
no scruples In expressing condemnation , oven
some of Verdi's operas having been hissed
In Florence. To achieve a triumph before
such critics , then , means something , and a
mysterious Mr. Marlon , who was said to be
the composar. is not "Mr. " at all. but Lady
Mildred Marlon Jessup , youngest daughter
of the carl of Strathmoro. who married Mr.
Augustus Jessup of Philadelphia. Mr. Jessup
wrote the libretto which Lady Mildred set to
music.
Like all familiar customs whose origin
Is lost In antiquity , the wearing of orange
blossoms Is accounted for In various ways.
Among other stories Is the following pretty
legend from Spain- says Kato Field s Wash-
° An 'African prince presented a Spanish
king with a magnificent orange tree , whoe
creamy , waxen blossoms and wonderful fra-
cranco excited the admiration of the whole
court. Many begged In vain for a branch
of the plant , but a foreign ambassador wan
tormented by the desire to introduce so
great R curiosity to his native land. He
had used every possible means , fair or foul ,
to acocmpllsh his purpoie , but all his ef
forts coming to naught ho gave up In de-
8
The fair daughter of the court gardener
was loved by a young artisan , but lacked
the dot which the family considered neces
sary In a bride. One day , chancing to
break oft a spray of orange blossoms , the
gardener thoughtlessly save It to his daugh
ter. Setlng the coveted prize In the girl's hair ,
the wlley ambassador promptly gave her ti
sum sulllclent for the desired dowry , pro
vided she gave him the branch and said
nothing about It. Her marriage was soon
celebrated , and on the way to the altar ,
In grateful remembrance of the source of
nil her happiness , she secretly broke off an
other bit ct the lucky tree to adorn her
hair.
Whether the poor court gardener lost his
head In consequence of the daughter's
treachery the legend does not state , but
many lands now know the wonderful tree ,
and ever since that wedding day Orange
blossoms have been considered a fitting
adornment for a bride.
Cards have been received at the Woman's
College announcing the marriage of Dr.
Mary V. Mitchell , physical director of the
college , and Mr. Robert P. Green of Swartti-
more , Ia. It was the third wedding In two
years of lady professors In the gymimitlc
department of the college , and the stu
dents and professors now have a standing
joke about the chair of physical culture be
ing fatal to the occupants who think them
selves proof iigalnst affairs of the heart.
Dr. Mitchell Is a young physician of ex
ceptional ability , and sha was greatly liked
at the college. Previous to her acceptance
V ff
of the directorship of the phyilcal depart
ment she had prictlccd ; medicine for ten
yearn at Media , Pa. ffho qmu to the col
lege two joars ago to , , ( ! ! ! ( , the vacancy
caused by the resignationof , Dr. Alice W.
Hall , who married Prof , Chapman , then of
the Johns Hopkins university , and subse
quently superintendent qf , education In Wis
consin.
A female of Gl , lately K nllree at the Hack
ney Training school at , llrcntwood , Who U
nt present under reprdpiiuid for 111 treatIng -
Ing a number of pauper girls less than 14
years of age , must certainly be credited
with the possession of \yoidcrful | fertility
of Invention of the art of inflicting pain.
Among the acts of crtfely | Imputed to her
are knocking the children's heads against
the wall , cutting their' heads with kcyi ,
making them kneel with bare knees on
the wire guards which covered the hot
water pipes , thrashing them with canes and
stinging nettles , forcing them to march lm >
parfcctly clad around the dormitory with
baskets containing their clothes upon their
heads , administering the bastinado If they
dropped cither clothes cr basket , and ,
finally , depriving them of water to drink
for twenty-four hour * at a time.
The eight unmarried ladles who hold
office as Victoria's maids of honor have
some privileges. They are given the pre
fix of "honorable , " and , on marrying , re-
celvo from the queen the gift of 1,000.
Ono or two maids of honor reside for a fort
night nt a tlmo at Windsor or Osborne , but
her majesty soldoms takes more than one
to Scotland. The distinctive badge worn
by maids of honor It a bow of scarlet rib
bon on the shoulder , while the ladles-in-
waltlng wear a white bow with the queen's
cameo portrait. The dowery of a mad ! of
honor has been given fcr at least 150 years ,
but la according to her majesty's pleasure ,
and In 1SC8 It was refused to one lady who
engaged herself In marriage without the
consent of her royal mistress.
J'ntliiun IllntK.
Black laces are fully as fashionable as
white both edgings and Insertions.
The use of laces this season Is unlimited.
A silk dust cloak Imported from Paris has
a full collarette or deep lace.
"Kenmaro" Is the name of a wide ribbed
serge to be found In light green , water blue ,
red , butter color , and pale gray.
Light suede gloves prevail for summer
wear , and cream butter color , and a kind
of ' 'rosy fawn" are the most desirable shades.
Sharp Vandyke points , .cither small or
large , are seen In nearly every sort of lace ,
and their decorative possibilities appear to
be Inexhaustible.
The black satin violets of the winter and
spring have been replaced for midsummer
hats by white satin ones. They nro massed
In liuge overtopping bunches.
A new bathing suit Is a blouse rcdlngotc
of blue serge , held at the waist with a sash
of whlto serge , and revcrs of white opening
over a plastron striped with blue.
Cotton sateens In floral designs of pink
and black are very taking , and a favorite
pattern In gingham Is tiny white horse
shoes dotted all over a pale blue ground.
A dainty house slipper Is made of heavy
black satin , which Is cut away over the In-
atep and replaced by an Insertion of Jet open
work , extending to within half an Inch of the
pointed toe.
In summer laces , circular , ripples are seen
on most of the net-top'jYatletles. Insertions
are provided to match nearly' all the various
designs which are woven c'ltljer with straighter
or fancy edges.
Coarse brown and yellow straws trimmed
with shades of deep blue are a feature of
summer hats , and blue .poppies . are a late
addition to the unnatural flower garden of
millinery fame. ' , '
The craze for neck bands jpf bright-colored
velvet , with a fall of lace infront , has devel
oped Into another for neck /uches , and these
are made of lace , ribbon , , and chiffon , box-
plaited very .full.
Satin cloth , so fashlonablethls | year , comes
In all possible colors , and , Is said to wear
forever. A pretty design Sjhqws little squares
of biscuit color outlined i ith pale blue silken
'
on a black ground. | , ,
Fashion dictates thati silver sleeve links
and studs should be worn } wlth colored and
gold with linen shirt waists. Also , that the
belt buckle , be It Jeweledc silver ; or gold ,
should be of oval shape.
Striped and checked taffeta silks of exqui
site quality and luster are among the dressi
est fabrics worn this summer , and a variety
of artistic combinations of color are often
used to form the design.
Marie Antoinette fichus of chiffon , dotted
and plain muslin , net or lace , either black or
white , are one of the fashionable accessories
of summer dress , and the very chic ones
are knotted In the back with falling ends.
Dark blue tulle , or1 tulle of any color. Is an
Important adjunct to headgear , no color , or
any combination of colors , being too Incon
gruous for the season's fancy. A purple
bird , a bunch of cherries , and blue rosettes
are the variety on one hat.
Fans are much smaller than heretofore
and the most fashionable are the pretty
Empire air-givers mounted on tortoise shell
sticks of yellow. Others are embroidered
very finely with baby ribbon In Louis XV.
styles and Illuminated with spangles.
Alpaca Is becoming mqre and more popu
lar , and the black gowns of It are made and
trimmed with ecru lawn exquisitely embroid
ered. A heavy quality , which is very glossy ,
Is used for coats , and another variety has
little silk stars raised on the surface.
Ivy Is In fashion , and entire bonnets are
made of It , with little tufts of pink roses
In front and back. Cyclamen color and red
popples , softened with black aigrettes or
feathers , are a fashionable trimming , and all
hats have a little droop of blossoms on the
hair.
Feminine Notes.
Amclle Rives Chanler is planning a trip
to the Holy Land.
Miss Sibyl Sanderson lately appeared as
Juliet In Paris In a splendid violet gown
embroidered with turquoises.
Miss Blanche H. Hill is the flrst woman
to compete for the Goddard prizes for oratory
tory at Tufts college. She won the flrst
prize in the flrst division.
Miss Addle Larncd and Miss Mary Hamil
ton of Toledo , 0. , who were recently ap
pointed appraisers of the estate of women
of that city , are , It Is claimed , the flrst
women appointed to such an office.
Hudyard Kipling seems to "have hit the
nail squarely on the * head In his summing
up of the situation of the latter-day woman.
Says he ; "A woman today can do exactly
what her body and soul will let her , " and
she certainly can.
It Is now permitted In Japan that a native
woman may remain single If she so choose.
The mikado has recently Issued a decree
to that effect. Heretofore , If found unmar
ried after a certain age , a husband was se
lected for her by law.
Fashionable hostoEzcs iw.ha wish to do
things a little out of thesbrdlnary occasion
ally serve potatoes In thcjr Jackets , on an
tique-looking woodent Tplates beautifully
carved , which are face similes of the wooden
trenchers of feudal times ! )
A recent English InTcnildn for the nursery
Is a "patent veiled sne'et/'n It Is an ordinary
sheet , In which a sq'uarc > 'br ' gauze net Is In
serted. This Is Intended to be thrown over
the face of a sleeprtk infant , protecting It
from flies without linnbdltfK the respiration.
G. F. Watts , the pftlniW ; has been attackIng -
Ing In unmeasured ihgu ge what ho con
siders .tho ridiculous Imitation of Insect
form by women. He condemns , as all artists
do , the lengthened .Hvam , which has the
effect of shortening nhVftrwer limbs and al
tering nature's beautiful iWbportlons.
Lady Terence Blackwol | ' } ( formerly Miss
Flora Davis of New YprMfvore at her sister-
in-law's wedding liVofrarw , the other day a
broad-striped black and white moire gown.
The bodice of It was covered with pale blue
gauze , and her largo Leghorn hat was
trimmed with whlto fathers and pale blue
rosettes.
Mrs. Van Kensselaer Cruger will miss this
season that delightful "summer writing room
of hers down at "Idlesse , " her lovely Long
Island homo that went up In smoke last
winter. A marble floor , a marble divan
strewn with rugs and a playing fountain
made It an Ideal apartment with the ther
mometer In the nineties.
Every one who has ever sung a song or
played a piece of music before friends knows
the agony of mind engeridered by what ought
to be the simple operation of "turning over , "
and will appreciate the word that an English
Inventor a woman , It Is said has designed
a small tool or attachment by which the
leaves of music are kept apart and the fingers
quickly Inserted.
Here Is food for thought In a question
propounded by a Uoaton woman : "What
would prevent , " she nsks , "If we were to
have universal suffrage In Massachusetts ,
our disfranchising the male population ?
Nothing In the world If we were united ,
There arc 49,000 more women than men In
this state , nnd wo should have It nil our
own way , nnd would soon bo master * of the
political situation. "
Shoppers have become used to buying Ice
cream freezers nnd sealskin cloaks , carpets
and diamond rings under one roof , but live
lambs ara a commodity that heretofore has
not been offered at bargain sales as they
were nt a Baltimore department shop the
other day. Those who bought the lambs
hnd to take them awny themselves , and
this the eager women managed to do by
grasping the little creatures In both arms.
xoi.n otir'ut' covitT.
iutcrtnliiliiR : Anerilotcs About Member * of
Uftich Hint liar.
It was "a happy accident" that made
Chief Justice Illchardson of New Hampshire
a lawyer. His father was n farmer and
Intended to make his son n cultivator of the
noil. But at 16 nn accident so Injured one
of the boy's hands as to unfit him for man
ual labor. He then determined to become n
scholar. Ho entered Harvard college , grad
uated with high rank , taught school , studied
law , and sixteen years after his admission to
the bar was appointed to the highest Judi
cial position In New Hampshire.
Judge Richardson , says Youth's Compan
ion , supplemented his native capacity , which
was remarkable , by untiring mental Indus
try. He studied the great works of .the
sages of the law , nnd , that he might not be
a mere lawyer , read the Latin nnd Greek
classics and the best French , Italian nnd
Spanish authors. Natural science was also
cultivated , especially botany , In which he
became proficient.
Like all men whom culture has broadened
nnd made many sided , Judge Richardson was
hospitable to new Ideas. He had little pride
of opinion , nnd was willing to abandon one
of his own rulings If argument had con
vinced him that It was not tenable. He was
unlike another Judge of the state who held
so pertinaciously to his first Impressions that
It was said of him :
"It Is of great Importance that Judge Win-
gate should form a correct opinion before ho
pronounced it , for after that law , reason and
authority would be unavailing. "
Judge Richardson's readiness to abandon a
ruling he had once made was not relished by
some of thb lawyers. That great lawyer ,
Jeremlah Mason , was once pressing a point
on the Judge with his usual force.
"Brother Mason , " said the Judge , "the Im
pression of the court Is In your favor. "
"Yes , " retorted Mason , "but I want your
honor to stick ! "
In Illinois and some other states there Is
an old law on the statute books to the effect
that In criminal cases the Jury Is "Judge of
the law as well as the facts. " Though not
often quoted , once In a while a lawyer with
a desperate case makes use of it. In one
case the Judge Instructed the Jury that It
was to judge of the law as well as the facts ,
but added that It was not not Judge of the
law unless It was fully satisfied that it
knew more law than the Judge.
An outrageous verdict was brought In ,
contrary to all Instructions of the court ,
who felt called upon to rebuke the Jury. At
last one old farmer arose :
"Jedge , " said he , "wcro't we to Jedge the
law as well as the facts ? "
"Certainly , " was the response ; "but I told
you not to Judge the law unless you were
clearly satisfied that you knew the law bet
ter than I did. "
"Well , Jedge , " answered the farmer , as he
shifted his quid a little , "wo considered that
p'int. "
The young man had Just been admitted to
practice at the bar. He sat within the bar
enclosure , speculating upon the chances of
clients coming to him , by mistake or other
wise. He heard his name spoken and
started to his feet , relates Harper's Drawer.
"Mr. Do Novo , the prisoner at the bar , Is
unable to employ counsel. Will you defend
him ? "
"Certainly , your honor. May I retire with
him to the -bar office for a few moments' con
sultation ? " -
"Yes , sir , and give him your best advice. "
A hardly perceptible sneer curled his
honor's lips'as he uittcred these last wordsr
but flie yduug man did not appear to notice
It. Motioning for the prisoner to follow
him , he passed Into the other room. The
door was closed , and for ten minutes the
lively clatter of many conversations filled
the court room. Then the young man strolled
Into the room and dropped Into a chair. The
crier proclaimed , "Silence in the court
room ! " His honor gazed upon the young
man and said :
"Are you ready to proceed ? "
"Yes , your honor. "
"Where's the prisoner ? "
"I really don't know. "
"What' "
"I'm sure I don't know. "
"Mr. De Novo , will you explain what you
mean by this most extraordinary conduct ? "
"Your honor told me to give him tne best
advice I could , I believe ? "
"Yes , sir. "
"May It please the court , when I consulted
him I found he was guilty , and had really no
defence whatever. So , In pursuance of your
honor's EO kindly meant suggestion , I aa-
vlsed him to drop out of the window tuA
make himself afl Scarce as possible. I pre
sume , In fact 1 know , that he followed the
flrst part of jiiy ( Ulvloa , and I believe ho will
also observe 1 > e rest Ot U. "
The prisoner thAt Wfta Is still at large.
Some years ago , ftt the trial of a cause
before a Justice of the peace In one of the
southern states , a decidedly novel legal
authority was cited by one of the learned
members of the bar , which wrought some
slight confusion In the court room.
"The court will plensei observe , " remarked
this acute counsel , with much deliberation
and a most ponderous manner , "that in
the case of Shylock vs Antonio , although
Judgment was rendered In favor of the
plaintiff , yet circumstances prevented the
execution which had Issued from being car
ried Into effect , In spite of that fact. "
"To what cause , " Inquired the Justice ,
with a face overspread with perplexity , "did
the court understand the gentleman to re
fer ? "
"Shylock vs Antonio , second Shakespeare ,
page 235 , Johnson's edition , " returned the
counsel , solemnly. "Tho court will find
there the case reported In full. "
The court unfortunately did not , upon
reflection , consider the authority quoted ai
qulto sulllclent.
A refreshing sample of brevity by bench
and bar occurs In a case where the great
Ersklno 'appeared ' for the plaintiff , who
sought to recover 10 guineas lent by him to
his lady love before they parted to meet
In court. Ersklno began by remarking
that when love was over the laconic style
of letter writing was most fitting. He
then read the following letter from the de
fendant :
Sir When convenient you shall have your
10 guinea ; . I despise you.
CATHARINE KEELING.
Said Ersklne ; I shall prove the hand
writing , nnd that is my case. "
Asked Bcarcroft , counsel for the defense :
"Is that all ? "
"Ay , " quoth Ersklne.
"Then I despise you , " said Bearcroft.
and Mr. Justice Buller nonsuited the plain
tiff.
tiff.After
After this one does not much marvel at
thh Judge's not.on of paradise : "Playing
whist all night and trying nisi prlus cases
all day. "
These , by the by , were the days of short
opinions no well as short speeches. Taunton
would sometimes advlie : "The question Is
worth trying. " Ersklne once wrote ; "The
action will lie If the witnesses do. "
Counsel ( to talesman ) Have you any
knowledge of anything In this world ?
Talesman I have not.
Cinmsel Do you know enough to come In
out of the rain ?
Talesman I do not.
Counsel If you were standing on a rail
road track and nn express train approached
at a < pecd of ninety miles an hour would
youkstep out iOt the way ?
Talesman I would not.
Chorus of Lawyers Step right Into the
Jury box.
A well known lawyer on circuit In the
north of England , curious to know how a
certain , Juryman arrived at his verdict , meetIng -
Ing him oue day , ventured to ask : "Well , "
replied he , "I'm a plain man and I like to
bo fair to every one. I don't go by what
tlio witnesses nay , and I don't go by what
the lawyers sjy , and I don't go by what
the judges say ; but I looks at the man In
the dock and I fays , 'He must have done
something or ho wouldn't be there , ' to I
brings 'em all In guilty , "
Of Tllti MOXVil.
Undo Sam Is the r > : itrktlc till * of a now
candidate In Iho line ut colored pictorial
Journoll'in. It In evidently Mroilgly A ,
P. A. In spirit , Judging from th flrit num
ber. Issued monthly , price 10cents. .
Uncle Sam PublUhttii ; Ucmpnny , 711-710
Schiller building , ( . 'hlongii.
The June Overland uont.YnR another of thu
Mnlnyan stories , this one called "Atuuk , "
reciting the love ufC.ilr of a yumi ; Malayan
man nnd girl , which cndx trnglcjlly in thu
suicide of the man by the trndlllonal method
of his race , running nmok , Ovurlniut Monthly
Publishing Company , San Francisco ,
In the popular natural hrtry : column of
Median' . * Monthly for June Is explained
how thu "addiT'H tongue , " cr "dog tooth
violet , " pushes lt roots dci'j * Into the
ground , why le.-nrs vary In outline on the
snmo tree , and we learn iimbiiK Its varied
Information that the American elder , a bush
In the north , makes small trees In the south.
Thomas Moehau ft Sons , Gcrmnntown , Phil
adelphia.
Home and Country for Julio Is finely II-
lti tratcd. A very entertaining short story
In this number Is entitled "The Golden
Amulet , " by Frances Smythe. H Is a story
of ancient Rome. The Introductory arti
cle , "The Art of Music , " by Hamilton
Hodlcr Cochrnne , Is delightful and Instruct -
t ve , nnd the frontlvplvcp , "Tho Poetry of
Music , " Is nn Idyllic gem. Joseph W. Kay ,
63 I'ast Tenth street , New Yoik ,
The Bokhuycr for June Introduces to Its
readers , by portrait and sketch , the Dutch
writer , Maartcn Maartcns , whose real name
Is J. M. H. Von der Poortcnschwnrtz. A
London nnd n Boston letter each convey a
lively string of llternry chnt. The usual
spread of newi , sketches , selections , criti
cism nnd comment , nil Interspersed llber-
nlly with portraits nnd other striking Illus
trations , enrich Its pages. Charles Scrlb-
ner's Sons. New York.
The Memorial dny Issue of Blue and Gray
Is exceptionally handsome ns well ns merito
rious. "A Glimpse of Richmond on the
James , " by Louisa Howard Bruce , Is pro
fusely Illustrated nnd very Interesting. The
most notable paper Is an open letter to
Americans on "Fncts and Fallacies In Fi
nance" by a writer under the noni de plumu
"William Pcnn , Jr. " It Is a bold attack on
current theories of nil schools nnd , being
free from technical nnd ambiguous phraseol
ogy , will be easily understood. The Patri
otic American Company , Philadelphia.
The month's record IB. ns usual , ably mir
rored In the columns of the Juno Review of
Reviews. Our naval policy Is one of the
leading topics treated editorially nnd In con
nection n number of projects of ship canal
building In relation to seaboard defense arc
discussed. The senate's tariff muddle , the
Great Northern railway strike nnd arbitra
tion , the coal miners strike , the prevalence
of Coxeylsm , woman's suffrage , the temper
ance movement nnd news of the college
world are nil reviewed nnd English political
and social movements come In for a share of
attention. The Review of Reviews , 13 Astor -
tor Place. New York.
Conspicuous In the June number of Dona-
hoe's Magazine nro two nrtlcies diametri
cally opposite In chnractcr on the subject of
monopoly , one entitled "Tho Blessings of
Monopoly , " by Rev. T. A. Hendr.'ck , presents
a strong plea for the competitive system nnd
monopoly nnd the other , "The Oasis of Sl-
wah , " exposes the power and source of mo
nopoly In a hideous light. The halo sur
rounding the name of John Brown Is some
what ruthlessly dispelled In a most charmIng -
Ing article by Catharine Frances Cavanaugh
on "Harper's Ferry nnd the Man Who Made
It Famous. " Fine Illustrations and bril
liant short articles arc liberally scattered
through Its pages. Donahoo's Magazine Com
pany , 611 Washington Street , Boston.
The unveiling In Central park of the
Sunol statue of Columbus leads The Art Am
ateur In Its June Issue to complain that "an
occasion such as this should surely have
added luster to the cause of American art
and national self-respect. Instead it but
emphasized the snobbish preference among
certain of our rich men for anything that is
foreign. " 'A color study In the shape of a
bunch of roses and a sunset entitled "Tho
Last Glow , " by Annette Moran , accompany
this number , the frontispiece of which Is
a portrait of a lady In renaissance costume
engraved by Baudo from a painting by Ba-
rensteln. The usual variety of Instructive
contributions and notes , appear. Montague
Marks , 23 Union Square , New York.
The Influence of conscience upon the mind
of a great genius Is Illustrated In O. B.
Flower's article in the June Arena on "The
Social Ideals of Victor Hugo. " A striking
collection of data Is , presented In the sympo
sium oiv "Child Slavery in America" by
Mrs. Alvlna Parsons Stevens , assistant fac
tory Inspector for Illinois ; Mrs. Alice L.
Woodbrldgo and Prof. Thomas E. Will. Con
gressman Davis writes on "Honest and DIshonest - '
honest Money. " Mrs. Annie L. Dlggs In a
paper called "A Captain of Industry" gives
a bit of recent history. "An Earnest
Word on the New Day , " by the editor , Is a
strenuous plea for reform through moral
forces Instead of violence. "Tho Sixth Sense
and How to Develop It , " by Paul Tyner , Is a
most remarkable contribution to the litera
ture of physical research , and Elbert Hub-
bard contributes a valuable paper on the
American Protective association movement
in which he points out the end of this move
ment. The Arena Publishing Company ,
Copley Square , Boston.
"Who Will Pay the Bills of Socialism ? "
asks E. L. Godkln In the June Forum In the
title of his artlclo discussing the finances of
proposed socialistic schemes. Mr. Godkln
raises a good scarecrow in his query , for It
Is hard to explain how to pay bills that have
no existence , Socialistic schemes resolve
themselves Invariably Into a process of co
operative production and division of produce
accordingly , hence there is no room for
"bills. " If the total production were less
than the total under present methods , why
there would bo less to consume nnd human
ity might go backward , but there would be
no bills unpaid under any conditions. His
method of discussing the relative merits of
systems Is therefore under false colors , and
Is misleading , and the article abounding In
mlsstatemonts Is further propped by clover
omissions. A similar contribution Is "Farm
ers , Fallacies and Furrows , " by Hon. J.
Sterling Morton , secretary of agriculture , In
which the writer sheds huge tears over the
fact that the farmer Is restricted from buyIng -
Ing In the market In which ho sells. He
forgets , evidently , that for every dollar sent
abrcad ho kills a dollar's worth of home mar
ket without Increasing his foreign market
a nickel's worth. It's real y too bad Farmer-
boy Morton can't bo permitted to kill the
geese that lays his golden egg. The Forum
Publishing Company , Union Square , New
York.
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THE CYCLOPEDIC REVIEW OF CUR ,
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THE CHAP-BOOK. Stone & Klmball. Chi-
cngo and Cambridge.
THE HUMANITARIAN , 17 Hyde Park
Gate , London , Eng.
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association , 6 Beacon street , Boston.
JENNESS MILLER MONTHLY , 114 Fifth
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to Mine. Yale , whom the whole world must
thnnk for this marvelous remedy that facade th $
shrunken nnd Impoverished nkln by absorption
ns satisfactorily ns we feed the stomach ,
\VrlnkleB nnd every trace of ago disappear from
the fnce , neck and hnnds , which must be fed
through the pores of the skin to keep thorn
fresh , youthful , plump and free from wrinkles.
This Is the science of restoring and preserving
youth s created nnd taught by Mme. Yale , lla
careful and see that yet ect Mine. Yale's Ex
celsior Skin Food , as It Is the only genuine ,
nnd there are many Imitations.
SOLD AY .ALL DRUGGISTS ,
A FULL , LINE CARRIED BY
KUIIN & CO. , 15th nnd Douglnu streets ,
MUIICIIANT & VICKUHS. IGth nnd Howard !
KINSLIIK Ultra CO. , inth nnd Fnrnnm : W.
J. IIUailKS. 21th nnd Fnrnnm : O COW ! IS ( } .
DAVIH , Council Illurfx , nnd by nil druggists.
Uy wholesale by K. U. imiJC'H & CO. anil
IUCHAHUSON UHUQ CO. , Onmha.
Mipe * M , Yale ,
TEMPLE 0-BEXUTY ,
146 STATE ST. , - - - CHICAGO , ILL.
A FULL AND COMPLETE LINti OP J
Madame
Yale's
Always to 1be > Had
-AT-
15th and Doug'as Streets.
MEYERS' AUTOMATIC BOILER CLEANER 1 .
Muncliouter Mftf. Co. , No. Manchester ,
Mechanical device for removing nil Impurltlel
from boiler ; preventing scaling , foaming , alia
remove all old rcalc , without the u e of com *
pouml or washing out. Sold strictly on guaruutel
to elve satisfaction. Correspondence uollcltcdj
General Western Olllcu lo : , Dee UulMlnr ,
Omaha , Nab. Si > I l. U