THE OMAHA PAIL * BEE ; SUNDJ& , MAY 27 , 18JM-TWENTY PAGES. 19 CHASE OFTI1ESLAVER "CORA' ' The Last Slave Bhip Captured by the United States. 700 HUMAN CHATTELS IN THE HOLD One of the True Jlomnncrd of tlie Sen Told liy tlm Commander of the "C'oniitrllatlon" A Ic f from the 1'ast. One of thone true romance ! of the * ? a that put to the blush the beat effort * of a Captain Marryat , a Fcnlmore Cooper , or a Clark Ilussell , was the chase and capture of the American slave ship Cora by the United Stated steamer Constellation. The Cora wa a stanch bark , freighted with no Iras than 720 slaves , and she was commanded by a bold , resolute and re sourceful man. At the time of the capture the captain Rave his name as Campbell , and claimed that he was an English subject , and merely a passenger on the bark. Dy Masonic friend-tup he managed to escape from the Constellation at St. Paul dc Loando , and In after years he met the young naval officer who was detailed to command thu prize. Then ho was a painted and spangled performer In a circus , the cele brated clown , William B. Donaldion , and he confessed that this was his real name. Says his captor "He had been sailor , lounger and pseudo-gentleman of leisure on Broad way , negro minstrel , clown , slave captain perhaps the list had better be closed , but he had a faithful , generous heart. He wa a bravo man even though a statutory pirate. " The Cora was the last slave ship captured by the United States and the young officer who played so prominent a part In the aflutr was Lieutenant Wllburn Hall. As soon as Lieutenant Hall , who was In command of the Cora , landed his prize In New York , he cast his fortunes with the confederacy. After serving through the civil war he became one of the American staff , officers on tha staff of the khedlve of Egypt. He Is now the American consul at Nice. Major Hall has written a graphic account of the chase and capture of the Cora for the May number of the Century. An extract from his story follows : In President Monroe's administration the United States and Great Britain by treaty agreed to maintain each a squadron carrying at least eighty guns , on the African coast , to suppress the slave trade , which to that time had received no real check. Each na tion could search and might capture the merchant vessels of either , upon proof which satisfied the naval officer of the violation of the laws. In point of fact , while this right was occasionally used by British men-ot- war , still they seldom exercised It against American vessels , and It became almost the rule that American men-of-war should per form the duty. This fact came about because - cause the slave trade was largely carried on by American vessels. And strange as It may seem , by way of parenthesis , the American vessels were Invariably fitted out and despatched from northern ports , only one In many years Immediately preceding the war having southern ownership the schooner Wanderer , which landed slaves en the coast of Georgia ; but these slaves wore at once gathered In by the United States government and sent back to Africa on the atcam frigate Niagara. Engaged in thin duty the Constellatlop was cruising on the African coast , the men find ing relaxation only at long Intervals In a short rest at Madeira or the Canaries ; or perhaps on one of the islands In the Blcht of Benin. After one of these cruises , when off the Ambrlz river , near the Congo , in August , 18CO , the calm gave way to a re freshing breeze and the Constellation , with all squaresall to royals , had just shaped her course for St. Paul do Loando. It was about 7 p. m. , the sea was calm as a floor and a beautiful moon lit the waters with a splendor rarely seen. The crew and officers were allen on deck , enjoying the refreshing change. Songs were heard forward , messenger boys jrero skylarking In the gangways , officers were pacing the lee quarterdeck. Suddenly .from the foretop sail yard rang out the cry : "Sail ho ! " Instantly laughter ceased , songs ended , men Jumped to their feet all was now ex pectancy. "Where away ? " came sharply through the speaking trumpet from the of ficer of the deck. "About one point for'ard of the weather beam , sir. " Every eye caught the direction Indicated. Sure enough , bright and glistening In the re flected moonlight , the sails of the stranger wore seen , hull down , with the upper parts of the courses In view. Lieutenant Hall describes the alacrity and bustle with which all of the officers and men of the Constellation sprang to their posts as the steamer started to overhaul the brig : Soon the ship was dashing along on the Jtarboard tack with royals and staysails drawing. This evolution brought the chase on our weather beam. The Constellation was a remarkable sailer by the wind , and lew ships were ever known to equal her when everything was braced sharp up and bowlines taut. The yards were now so sharp up that she ran nearer than the usual six points to the wind. In ho lone time the courses of the stranger began to rise , show ing the gain we were making ; and In an hour she was nearly hull up. It was as clear aa day , but the light was that wonder fully soft light which the moon gives only in the tropic * . The stringer's sails were as tvhlte In that light as , a packet handker chief. The breeze had freshened so that we were running at least nine knots. Men had been sent aloft to wet down the topsails , and every thread was stretched with Its duty , the leeches of the topsail just quivering. At this time a gun from our weather bow wa > jre ( ] a signal for the stranger to heave to. but on slio sped , silent us a dream. Wo could now plainly sec through the glasses that there was not a light about the ship , a most significant sign. Another gun was fired. As the white smoke came pouring over our Meek wo lost sight of the chase , but as It was swept to leeward , there the ran silent and glistening , with no tack or sheet started. Suspicion now amounted al most to a certainty that wo had a slave ship at hand. Our distance was yet to great to reach her with a shot. Soon her Jib fluttered , her bow Bwung to the .wind , the main-yards were hauled altogether she seemed to turn upon her very heel , and with the quickness , and almost the precision , of a man-of-war she had gene on the other tack , hoping , doubt less , to beat to windward. The Con stellation followed ! her movement , and again flrpd a gun. We were both doing our ut most , and the two ships cut the brilliant waters on an apparently even course ; but tha Constellation was gaining. Nothing could prevent our overtal * the chase , unless a sudden squall should arise. This , poMlbly , was the stranger's hope. Again and again she tacked ship * wo followed like Fate Itceir. About 11:30 : we had the fleeing vessel within long range , and began a steady flro from one or two guns , shotted , and full of command. The orders wpro to fire at her upper spars , as all were now convinced that the hull was filled with slaves. The slaver was well on our starboard bow. Mr. Fairfax called mr to go with him on the gun deck , where we ran two heavy 32' out to our brldlo ports ready for a chase dead ahead , which soon occurred. I was directed to carry away the upper spars and rigging , and under no circumstances to hit tlif ves sel's hull ! "Aim high and ninke your mark , " lie continued , I touched my cap and smiled ; It was bo like the admonition of an ambi tious mother to her son. Soon one gun was sending round-shot whirling through the rigging. Suddenly our attention was attracted by dark objects on the water ahead of us. The slaver was lightening ship by throwing overboard casks , span , and even spare munis. The sea appeared a * If filled with wreckage In a long tine. All at once boats were seen. "They we filled with negroes , " I heard tame one cry on deck. "Stetdy on your course , " I heard the flag officer shout on thu fore castle Juit above ray head. Sure enough they were boats , and as we sped they leomod to bo coming swiftly to us. My heart beat with quick emotion BS I thought I saw them crowded with human forms. Men on deck about * * ! that 'hoyxeio crowded with people , but we swept by , passIng - Ing them rapidly The slaver hoped we would stop to pU'k up his boats , and thui Cln more time , but this ruse made us even juore eager. Now , our guns redoubled , vro knew the end ratut come noon , but there seemed no way to stop the chaie without sinking her , and humanity forbade a shot In her hulj. Her captain realized the situa tion , but even then his courage w wonder ful. ful.On On we went. Suddenly I Raw her course begin to change ; she was coming to wind ward her studding sails came fluttering down , her skysalls and royals were clewoc up , her foresail also , And a * she rounded up to the wind and backed her malntoptall the Constellation had barely time to get In her canvas , and round to under her main- topsail , scarcely 200 yards to windward "Away there , first cutters' , away ! " called the boatswain's mates , u their shrill whistle * ceased. I had barely time to get on deck , after the guns had been secured , before I saw the first cutter , with our gallant flrst lieu tenant ( himself a * the boarding /officer / , speeding like an arrow to the ves sel , her oars scattering sparkling diamonds mends of phosphorescent water v 'hey rose and fell. Every officer and man was lean ing over our low hammock-rails , breath lessly waltfng and watching. We saw the cutter round up to the gangway. "In bows ; way enough ! " we could hear Fairfax say distinctly , though his orders were low. Then came the rattling- the oars s they were tossed , and the grating of the cutter alongside. Fairfax's active figure could be seen quickly mounting the side , and then he disappeared as he leaped over the gangway Into the waist. For two or three minutes the stillness was painful. One could hear men breathing In their excited anxiety. Suddenly there was a hall , In tones which I can recall as If heard today clear , dis tinct and manly : "Constellation , ahoy ! You have captured a prize with over 700 slaves. " For a second the quiet still prevailed , and then the crew forward of the mainmast spontaneously gave three loudringing cheers , Only the sanctity of the quarter deck pre vented the officers from Joining , but they shared the feelings of the crew. Aside from the natural feeling which success In a chase brings , there was large prlre money In prospect , for In every such capture - turo tne law divided among officers and men a sum equal to half the value of the ship and her outfit , and an additional sum of $25 for each slave captured , amounting In this case to at least $30,000. To a practical mind there was reason for cheering. The prize , however , was not surrendered by her captain , but by the crew , who in terror of our guns hove-to the vessel. It was about 2 a. m. when , by order of the flag officer , I went on board the slaver with a prize crew , consisting of nine men all told , one being a negro servant. The deck was covered with articles of all kinds , which were to have been cast over board to lighten the ship. The crew could only be seen as called to me. They were a fPt of cutthroats bearded , dark-looking , scowling Spaniards and Portuguese , not a native American among them. The slaves were nearly all on the slave deck , shouting and screaming In terror and anxiety. I leaned over the main hatchway holding a lantern , and the writh ing mass of humanity , with their cries and struggles , can only be compared in one's mind to the horrors of hell as pictured in former days. But I paid dearly for that tight. The sickening stench from hundreds of naked beings crowded Into a space so small , In so warm a climate , without ventila tion , was frightful. Overcome by horror at the sight and smell , I turned faint and sick at heart , and hastened to the stern. THE COLONEL'S "lATEST VICTORY. A Story for Memorial Day. He , Colonel Swordsley , had entered the civil war as a mere lieutenant , but he had fought so well and so persistently , remain ing alive while officers above him were killed by dozens , that when the great conflict ended he wore a silver eagle on each shoulder. His friends Insisted that If the fighting had lasted a few months longer Swordsley would have been made a brigadier-general. Be that as It may , when he was mustered out at the close of the war he carried into civil life with him. In addition to a high military reputation , a dignity and a mustache which were the envy of all of his subalterns. Such of his friends as were In business hesitated to offer anything so small as a clerkship to a fellow who carried himself with the air of a man who should have an Immense establishment of his owu to man age. age.Sometimes Sometimes bis periods of leisure were so long that observing persons told one an other that Colonel Swordsley really ought to marry. If only to have some one to telt him when his coat and hat were becoming shabby. Suddenly , however , he would make a modest , yet quick and brilliant hit , in the way of business , always honestly , and finally , his habit of suddenly recovering himself , while the details of each operation became so Interesting that his acquaintances fell into alluding to them in about the same form of words : "Have you heard of the colonel's latest ? " There came a year , however , inwhich the question was scarcely asked ; Instead of it , male gossips wondered to one another whether the colonel might not be losing his grip.Had Had not winter come to his assistance and brought his faithful and indestructible army overcoat to the front again , he would scarcely have dared to appear In the streets by daylight. As coon as the warm weather succeeded the winter of the colonel's discontent , the ex-warrior hastened to a summer resort near which he had made quite a hit the year before by building a temporary bridge In n very few days , earning a large premium for each day saved from the specified time of construction. The so-called Improvement company for whom he had done the work bad been gen erous of praise as well as of payment , and expressed the hope that the colonel would be within call should they ever again get Into a hole , and as the colonel started for the locality a second time he could not help hoping , without wishing harm to any one , that p. hole would be ready when he reached his Journey's end. At the little summer hotel to which ho had gone that year when he built the.bridge , he met Miss Miriam Coynbee , the flrst woman who had ever given his heart any serious uneasiness. Although not a marry ing man , he was quite fond of women , and so deferential that any girl who wus ac quainted with him would cheerfully go whole city squares out of her way to receive a bow from the colonel. Miss Coynbee , however , was no mere pretty girl ; she was a handsome woman , with a great deal of heart , which she was just old enough to display on proper occa sion without running any risk of losing It or having It stolen , and the colonel had felt so honored by her acquaintance and her manner toward him that he felt It a mat ter of honor to make a pllgrlmago to the jilaco where he had met her. There was no likelihood that he would meet her again , for she was practically the nurse of an Invalid mother , who seldom could en- duru any summering place two years In succession. The colonel had spent many winter hours In cursing the carelessness of habit which had kept him from accumulating money , for had ho possessed a moderate competence he would have proposed to Miss Coynbee pro posed even had he been almost sure of re jection , for even to be rejected by so glorious a creature would have been an honor. He knew that she would have listened kindly , that her great , dt-ep eyes would have seen his heart's honesty , and that her handsome , sympathetic face would have been full of tenderness even had she said 'no. " The colonel was so poor when ho made his second trip that the "valuables" which he deposited In the safe of the little Inn con sisted of only money enough to pay the fixed charges of a fortnight and take him back to the city. Ho had brought cigars enough to last through his stay ; he had about $10 in his pocket , and , as he had stopped drinking , he [ elt sure of a fortnight of peace. After that well , he did not know what might happen. If only that improvement company might on re more be In a hole ? Hut thp company was In no such condi tion ; It had sold a great many villa sites , the landlord of the Inn told the colonel , and had reached the dignity of having an en gineer of Its own. Not everything wai disappointment , how ever , for thft host also told the colonel that the Conybees had returned to him , the old lady having bought ome of the improve ment comjiany'i stock and preferred to ba when she could think herself looking alter her own Interests. Tb colonel liad A long aal delightful chat with Miss Coynbco that very evcnlni a chat 80 delightful that when he retlrct to his own room he abused himself for hal an hour In language which he woulcln1 bare endured from any one else for half a minute. From swearing be changed suddenly t praying and solemnly promised heaven that thereafter. If he might hive anotlie chance In the world , ho would be Industrl ous , methodical and saving until he fcl justified In niklnir the woman of all women to let him debt all of life's battles for her Mtwoen tha Intensity of his profanity and protestation the colonel became so ex cited that he passed a restless night , am wan on the hotel piazza by sunrise. II found his host having a difficulty with n spirited saddle-horic. "Fact Is , " said the landlord , "the season's been so cold and wet that there's been hardly anybody here and the horses haven' been used any to speak of , and they're BO full of oats and spirits that I'm afraid to let a guest use them. "Twouldn't do my business any good to have somebody thrown and brought In with a broken leg or scratched faces" "I wish , " said the colonel , as he looket the horse over with a professional eye , "that I had some of my old cavalry horses here They'd cure your horses In short order , am not harm them any , either. " "I wish to goodness you bad , " was the reply. "But , say , colonel , don't you ride your/elf any more ? Last year you com plained that I couldn't give you a borso with any spirit * In him , now , here's the very beast you're looking for , and If you'll ride him all you like It won't cost you a cent and I'll say 'Thank you' besides. Of course I don't expect a guest to train my horser down for me , but this particular tnlmal would make you feel like old times I've got a military saddle , too ; I remember that you didn't like ordinary saddles lait year. " The offer was just to the colonel's taste. A long dash somewhere , anywhere , would perhaps dispel his blues and brace him up ; so promising to try thejxnlmal after break fast he entered the dining room , where ho was greeted by a grinning waiter , who re membered him and placed him at a table beside * Miss Coynbee. "Oh , colonel ! how delightful and unex pected ! Mother , you remember Colonel Swordsley ? " In half an hour the colonel was deeper In love than ever. He silently renewed lit ! vows of the night before , but he also looked the situation honestly In the face , told him self that he was destitute of everything ex cept hope and determination , and there fore the honorable thing was to retire in good order and thereafter make such dem onstrations as courtesy might require. But the colonel , like many another sol dier of approved valor , had neglected to think of what might be done on the other side. Miss Coynbee left the table with him , walked to the piazza , and heard the landlord remark : "Here he Is , colonel Just dying to get away with you and have a grand old time. " "Oh , colonel , " Miss Coynbee exclaimed. "You hicky man ! Off for a long ride , of course ? " "Yes , " replied the ex-warrior , lengthening a stirrup leather , "and I heartily wish I could ask you to Join me. Unfortunately , our host says that all of his horses are too frisky Just now to be safe. " "Colonel , " whispered the landlord , loud enough for Miss Coynbee to hear , "If you'd like to have the lady with you she may have my wife's pony , which has been used every day for a month. I'd trust my youngest child with It. " The colonel thought of the resolution which had hurried him away from the breakfast table , and also of the small amount of money in his pocket. Were he to take Miss Coynbee out this morning he would be bound In honor to ask her afterward. He had no banker , he hated debt , he had no remaining assets , for the winter's stress had borne heavily upon him. On the other hand , to have Miss Coynbee at hU side He looked at her , raised his hat , and asked : "Won't you do me Uie honor ? " "Nothing would please me more I shan't keep you waiting five minutes , " was the re ply as the lady hurried away to dress for the ride. Ten minutes afterwards the couple seemed , to the colonel , to be as far from the hotel as If they never had seen It. They talked of everything , like well bred people , ex cept the subject nearest the colonel's heart , and meanwhile they rode farther and farther from the inn. Miss Coynbee succeeded In luring the col onel Into conversation about the war , which seemed an unending subject of interest to persons who had nothing to do with it , and In some way the colonel had got upon the subject. Incomprehensible to the civilian mind , of the wide gulf which separated offi cers from the men In the ranks. "The truth Is , my dear Miss Coynbee , said the colonel , "tho private soldier , although a man , with feelings and rights like other men , must be regarded in war as a mere machine. I always saw to It that my men were as well fed and otherwise cared for as the government would allow , and I never allowed any of them to be sub jected to"unjust treatment , but as to recog nizing them as Individual human beings why , 'twas simply impossible , and I never attempted it. " "How strange ! " murmured Miss Coynbee. "It seems positively Inhuman. " "Relieve me from that suspicion , please , " said the colonel. "The distinction is en tirely military , you know. In the abstract , I know a number of my men were at heart very much like me. for they were born farmers' sons , and I was born on a farm myself. " Miss Coynbee looked sldewlse and curi ously at her escort. She had seen many young mtn from farms some of them very line fellows , too. but none 'of them had the dignity , the style , the effective manner of the colonel. The colonel was oblivious to what was goIng - Ing on beside htm. The force of old habit always made him scan the road In front cf him , and while Miss Coynbee had wondered he had been greatly puzzled by a group of people in the roadway near a house about a mile distant. Finally he said : "It's very strange , but If we were any where but on a country road I should In sist that a brass band was In front of the house yonder the one nearest us. " "A brass band ? Why , the nearest town must be several miles distant. I chance to know the geography of this country pretty well , liavo assisted mother somewhat in her now business Interest. " "It certainly is a band and a hearse and a flag. H'm. A military funeral ; that Is the funeral of some one who has been a soltller. " "Indeed ? To think that the war made Us Influence felt In an out-of-the-way country like this. " "My dear Miss Coynbee , " said the colonel , "I often think It was most felt in Just such places. Soldiers' wives , mothers , Bisters , sweethearts suffered more than the soldiers themselves. " ' "Tls very generous of you to say so , colonel. " "Not , generous , my dear madam ; merely Just. " The paces of the horses were quickened , while the colonel admitted confidentially to Miss Coynbee that , although It might be very undignified , he never could see any mltatlon of a military ceremony without laving his heart stirred by remembrance of old times. It certainly was a very shabby Imitation which the colonel saw when ho and Miss Coynbee stepped In front of the house and the old soldier raised his bat an Instant in ecognltlon of the veteran who had gone ilgher than he. The bouse was very fmall and plain ; evidently the owner had been among the poorest of his class. A few neighbors , who also looked poor , stood near the hearse ; evidently they had ust placed the remains therein. A woman n dingy black looked furtively from a win dow , and several children stood about look- ng clean , frightened and uncomfortable. ) ne of the neighbors seemed to be quarrelIng - Ing vJth the leader of the band. "I leave it to this gentleman , " exclaimed he man of music , who had noted the colonel's approach , "whether it ain't an In- ernal shame. We've tramped four miles out here , supposing the engagement was fair and square , and now we Qnd that we're to ; et only the walk for our pains , I'll take he law on you for false pretences or trying o swindle , or something. " "Don't , mister , please , " pleaded the fanner , 'It's Jest as I tell ye honest. I heerd time an' agin that the gov'ment paid for the band when an old soldier had to be burled , an * s'poaed I was doln' the proper thing in eendln' for ye , " "And after making such a fool blunder you're not man enough to make It right and pay the bill , eh ? " "How'm I goln' to pay when I ain't got nothiii' can't even pay my taxeil 'Tatn't u el 1 was rloi ; we're all dreadful poor folks atong thl * ridge bad " , land , fur from town " " 'Tentlon , men ! " exclaimed the leader. "I'd take the risk- off playing and suing for the money , but It doesn't appear that th Judgment could ever t be collected. Let' tramp back home ; what do you say ? " The band admitted ; that there seetnei nothing else to do , , Jtlii Coynbee , who ha been looking at the woman In black behlni the window , murmured ; "Oh. colonel I Don't lot them go ! Looto at that widow and , the children. " The colonel turned ; pale. There was bu ono way to keep the' ' band ; he had but Jl In his pocket ; he tj'ilght give his word am his card , writing at once to the city to bor row the money , but tb run Into debt with out the probability of lielng able to pay In a long time , was too awful to think of , even to please Miss Coynbee. "Do keep them ! " begged the lady. IT cheerfully pay them rather than the pee : fellow shan't have a military funeral. " "If they arc to bo retained the expense must be mine , " the colonel replied , feeling very much na he did during his flrst charge , "but" oil , lucky thought ! "they'll demand from cither of us a price which will be a shameful Imposition , and , which on prlncl pie , we shouldn't endure. " "I wouldn't play now , " said the leader o : the band , shaking bis flst at the farmer who waft the Innocent and stupid cause of all the trouble , "If you offered me double my price. 'Tentlon , men ! Forward , march 1" "Tho brutes ! " exclaimed Miss Coynbee , as the band marched away. As for the colonel he felt so grateful , and also so mean , at being relieved of responsibility In the affair , that ho explained that It really was a matter of business with the musicians , who probably were feeling quite as disappointed as the family of the deceased veteran. He turned his horse's head , and was about to take the road again , when he ventured upon a question of mere curiosity , saying tea a farmer who had sidled up to look over the saddle horses : "Your friend was a private soldier , " I sup pose ? " "Private ? No , sir ! " was the reply. "He was a coppyra' " As the colonel explained , with a con temptuous smile , that Miss Coynbee would have seen but little difference between the two grades had she known the army , the farmer hurried toward the hearse , took from It something In a frame and returned with It , saying : "Ye needn't take my word for It , but Just look at that. " The colonel extended his hand carelessly ; ho wanted to be respectful to the dead In all circumstances , even to the remains of one who had been merely a corporal , but really this was no affair of his. The frame contained a "warrant" the form of certificate given by regimental com manders to non-commissioned officers , yet as the colonel's eye fell on the f.imtllar form Miss Coynbee exclaimed : "Why , colonel ! What can be the mat ter ? " "Matter ? Oh , nothing. I beg that you'll excuse me , my dear madam. If I forgot my self for an Instant , but the truth Is , the deceased IB one of my own man. I don't remember him , but this warrant bears my signature written nearly twenty years ago. " "Oh , colonel ! And the band Is gone ! " "Can't any of his friends play fife and drum ? " the colonel asked impatiently. "When I was a boy there was somebody on almost every farm who blew a flute or fife , and a drum could b found somewhere. " "There's an old drum over to my house that I used to hammer on when I was younger an' the Fourth come 'round. " the farmer replied , "but sence the big war the Fourth o' July aln'tjas much of a day as It used to be. As for d'flfe , Jim that's him In the coffin there hej'was ' the only feller in these parts that covjld blow one. He could blow It good , too , but I s'pose It wouldn't be fair to expect hlmj'to play for his own fun'ral. " ! ' . "But you at leasticin get your drum , my friend , and pay hlnv.tbe tribute of respect which he would have most wanted. Ex cuse my earnestness'in an affair which may not seem to concern me , but the truth Is , I was his I was In the army , too , and know how " "Yass , I heerd what you said to your gal thar , 'bout Jim's bcln' one of your own men. I alluz understood him , though , that his capt'n got killed/ * - "Captains In the Fortieth were frequently killed , " said the colonel with a grim smile. "Do hurry home- , though , and get your drum ; I'll engage to find a flfer , somewhere. Is the corporal's fife In the house would the family allow some other person to use It ? " "I reckon they'd be mighty glad they know ho always wanted the nash'nal airs played over him when he was gone , an' the flag put over his coffin. We borryed a flag , an' we s'posed we'd got the music , but I dunne where you'll git a fifer. " "Get your drum get mo the flfe , and I'll see what can be done. My dear Miss Coyn bee , I beg you'll excuse what must seem to you a most extraordinary Interest In what remains of a fellow whom I can't remember to have ever seen , but as he was one of my ' have had much men and doesn't seem to but poverty and children since he left the service , and " "No excuses are necessary , colonel , lour sentiment dots you credit. Perhaps while you are looking to the affair I may be able to say a comforting word to the widow. " So saying , Miss Coynbeo slipped from her horse and entered the house , while the colonel , with a desperate look on his face , tied both horses to the fence and asked once more for the deceased corporal's fife. The Instrument was brought , and the colonel asked : "Is It possible that none of you gentlemen ever played the flfe. flute , piccolo or flageolet ? The fingering is the same In all these Instruments. " "Guess nobody's ever done It , " one of the farmers answered , after aii the others had looked Inquiringly at one another. "Can't you remember any one within two or three miles who can play ? I'll ride after him and bring him. " There was a general shaking of heads in the negative. The colonel set his teeth , started toward the barn and growled : "Never mind ; I'll find some one. "Wonder who he knows over that way ? asked one of the bystanders as the entire group sauntered to the corner of the house and followed the stranger with their eyes. The colonel went behind the barn , laid aside his dignity , brushed his mustache upward from his lip and raised the flfe to ils mouth. , . , It was Just as he had supposed ; he had not forgot the fingering and mouthing of he Instrument which had helped him while away many lonesome hours when he was a He practiced softly several moments until the inner surface of the flfo became moist and the notes came clearly. 1 hen he re called the national airs and several dead marches to which he had often been obliged o listen , and he rehearsed them all. When he returned ito the house the man with the drum was /there. Mlsa Coynbeo came to the door and asked : "Did you succeed , ! colonel ? ' The old soldier looked some.wbat shame-faced as 10 replied : "I did , my dear madam , if the man has your permission to play. " "My permission ? " "My dear Miss Coynbee. If you'll allow , 'II waive my rank and be the flfer. It Is . horribly Irregular , I know , but when you ome to think of it , the war Is over and I in a civilian , and the corporal wai one of my own men , and " Miss Coynbee's eyes filled as she replied : "Colonel , you're Indeed a hero. " "Thank you , " said the colonel , averting ils face. Then ho Burned to the group of men and said : "Gentlemen , at a trooper's uneral it Is customary to have a saddled a erse follow the hearse. Fortunately , my erse has a militarysaddle. Will one of ou kindly lead him ? " The friends of the deceased contended for tie honor. "la the cemetery far ? " whispered the olonel to the man with the drum. "Lens'n mile , " was the reply. "I'll guide you. " Then the colonel turned his head , forgot imsolf an Instant , and asked : "Is the command ready ? Forward march , " after which he recovered quickly nd began to play a dead march , as doleful a s any dead man's friend * could desire ; in he meantime the colonel devoutly prayed liat no other people from the hotel had trayod in that direction that morning. As for Miss Coynbee , she was a noble woman , and he was sure he could pledge ler to secrecy , but what would his friends n the city think -were they to bear of his xtraordlnary conduct ? HU dlstresi of mind was somewhate alle- lated by the execrable work of the drum- ner , who evidently was long out of prao- Ice ; nevertheless the colonel wai gl d when be little cemetery was reached cad. be stood at the head of the crave and rested while the coffln was taken from the hearse. Then he Raw thr.t Miss Coynbee , the one woman In the world , had tramped that du y mile with the other followers. There teemed nothing Irregular to her In the pro ceedings , and the colonel became his dig nified self as he tnw her , as handsome and noble as his Idea of the angel of the resur rection , place her arm around the dingy , common looking widow and draw her to the side of the grave , and then drop her shapely head a little and whisper , probably , word * nf consolation. The Interment was quickly made , preceded - ceded by a prayer from one of the men , then every one looked expectantly at thp oslonel , and one man finally remarked : "Jim alluz said he wanted the naih'nal air played over him when he was burled. " The colonel responded , flrst whispering to the other musician that a drum did not har- monlzo with any of them but "Yankee Doodle , " with which he would conclude. At last the ordeal was over. The colonel walked back to the house of mourning , leadIng - Ing his horse , for Miss Coynbee was Etlll afoot and trying to comfort the widow. With all possible hatte the colonel got her away from the scene of so much that had been unexpected when the morning ride began. As they took the road again and the colonel - onel raised his hat to the mourners and friends one of the farmers shouted : "Three cheers for him ! " and the response was qulto noisy for so tmall n party. The colonel acknowledged the salute and the-j exclaimed : "Trot , march I beg pardon , my dear Miss Coynbee , but I seem to have lost my head this morning through the very unusual Incidents of the past hour or two. I as sure you " "Colonel. " Interrupted Miss Coynbee with the grandest , most womanly expression that the colonel had ever seen even In her face , "you are the greatest man I ever met. You have lifted me entirely out of my little world taken me so far out of It that I wish I might never be obliged to go back Into It. " The soldier felt prouder a thousand times prouder than when he had received his colonel's commission , although It had seemed to him that day that hrs head was In the heavens and his feet did not touch the earth. That woman's approval , he told himself , should make a god , almost , of any man. Then a daring impulse hurried from his heart to his lips , and he said : "My dear Miss Coynbee. If I am to blame for taking you out of your own world , may I beg of you to come Into mine and remain there forever ? " The woman flushed only the least bit eho was too earnest-hearted that morning to bn startled by anything. She looked fearlessly Into the colonel's eyes and replied : "I will ; here's my hand on It , with the understanding that you've the right to change your mind. Our acquaintance of last season was only a month long. " "But I've had you In mind a whole year since , " the colonel explained. "On the other band , you also shall be free to change , and have ample time In which to do It , for I shouldn't have spoken so hastily , being a very poor man. I must blame the unusual events of the morning " "I must thank them , " said Miss Coynbee , "so no one else shall blame them. I'll wall forever for you , If necessary. " But she didn't. A wide-awake , well-to-do , warm-liearted woman of 30 years Isn't sdnsr to watt any longer than she likes for her wedding day. Miss Coynbee's mother's holdIngs - Ings of the Improvement company's stock were used to make a place In the company for the colonel , and there was a wedding In the following autumn. "Who is that remarkably handsome woman ? " asked a new member of the club one day of an old member , as the two passed Mrs. Colonel Svvordsley in the street. "She ? Oh. that's the colonel's latest- Colonel Swordsley's. " "Latest ? I thought he hadn't married un til recently. " "Oh , did you never hear the story ? Well" and he repeated It ad it was told to me. PUFFING FOR T PBIZE. Two Hears Struggle for the Smoking ClmmpioiiHhlp In Ilcrlln. A smoking match was given recently by the Giftnudel Smoking club In Its rooms in Manteuffel" street , Berlin , says the Tage- blatt. The prize was a solid silver cigar case and 200 cigars. The entrance fee was SI , and the conditions were that the con testants should smoke only the cigars pro vided at the expense of the club , and should remain in plain view of the referee as long as they were competing for the prize , no con testant being allowed to take food , drink or medicine during the match. The prize waste to be given to the contestant who smoked down to one-Inch butts the largest number of risers In two hours. There were seventeen entries. Herr Knopf , who smoked without pause from start to finish , was declared winner. He re duced ten large cigars to ashe s In the allot ted time , while hla closest competitor smoked but seven and one-half. At the end of the first hour ten smokers retired from the match and left the room. None of them returned. Of the seven others three were pale and perspiring freely when the referee called "time. " Knopf felt well and pro fessed his willingness to begin at once an other two-hour match , but his challenge found iio takers. Ho says that he Is ready to smoke against anybody In Berlin for 000 cigars a side , the length of the contest to be flxed by mutual consent between one and a half and flve hours. Shooting Ituuml n Corner. The lines of the confronting forces at the crater front , says Blue and Gray , were 170 yards apart , and so accurate were the sharpshooters that a hat raised on a ram rod ever so slightly above the crest of the parapet was sure to be soon perforated with balls ; Indeed , ceaseless vigilance was the only guarantee against Injury at any point along the lines , and , Incredible as It may ( seem , It Is nevertheless true that soldiers facing to the front , and with the earthworks between the enemy and themselves , were frequently struck In the back by the bullets Just grazing the edge of the parapet In passIng - Ing over with downward Inclination , striking some hard substance behind and glancing dlagonaly forward. Hence there was not always discredit In being wounded In the back while serving In these trenches. Danger became of such hourly occurrence , that its presence made It jocular with the soldiers. When a broadside would Issue from a federal battery , and the heavy missiles come hurtling toward our works , the cry , "More bread , " would go up from the near by soldiers , which meant thit as soon as night or a flagof truce allowed , the fragments of metal would be exchanged for fresh bread with the junk dealer and baker from Peters burg , and these loaves were Indeed a relief from the monotony of hard tack and coarse cornmeal , called "grits , " and often sour. Mineral Hint tint "Taper. " Mineral blotting stone Is a novelty. It was exhibited at the meeting of the Na tional Academy of Sciences , recently In ses sion A Washington , On the desk of one of the scientists was a thin slice of light col ored stone. He used It for a blotter , and It absorbed Ink better than any bibulous paper. It was a piece of the new mineral blotting .stone , soon to be put on the market by a Missouri firm. The stuff Is u formation composed of sediment deposited by certain hot springs. It has been accumulating for ages In the locality mentioned , and Is available In Inexhaustible quantities. High ly porous. It will take up a surprising quan tity of Ink. The merchant , will employ it Incidentally as a paper weight , and occa sionally the office boy will scrape It off with knife an easy task , the substance being very soft making it as good as new. IIlS IU..1 * Of It. Henry Wattcreon tells of a politician who was Inveighing against Cleveland before a number of auditors In Washington. "I'm going to quit , " says he. "I'm , Kolng to get out and keep out of sight for the next four years , I know a secluded spot in the James river county where I'll go and live. It's an Ideal home for a weary re cluse. About 200 yards back of the coi nage there's a sprlnghouse and close by Is mint bed , while just across the creek a friend of mini ) runs a distillery. " A Kentucklan was among the auditors and at thin juncture be interrupted the speaker. 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