iseBVn -nW 1 1 THE OMAHA DAILY BEE : WEDNESDAY , MAY 9 , 1801. THE (3MAHADAILYjEE. ( ] V. . ItoatJWATJJIl. IMltor. pum.tmino irvnrtY MOIININU. THIIMH 0V Dnllr n < - Iwlthmit Hun.lny ) . One V ir . $ * < I illy ami Humlny , Oio Y ir . ' 2 ' KIT Mortllm . 2 ? ! Thr-po MnntlH . . iS Kun'lny Hw. OnYmr . ? , finturchiy Ili-c , One Year. . . . . * S : Weekly t ) < ? e , OniV ir . Cj OPI'ICES. Oirmhn. Tin- line ItiillilliiB. . . . „ , . Rnlitli Otmilin , f ln r N ntvl Tnenty-feurln Sl . Council nuinrn , is iv.iii Htict. riiloin'i oiilr , ' , 317 Clmnilwr of Onmm < TCP. New y.i | ( . HtwiiiH n , II nn.1 IS. Trlliunu lilag. WflnhiiiRlon , HO" K Htrwl , N. W. All 0' inmiin rntlnnii rotnllrR to news niyl eJI- lortiil mallei slnuM l ? mMrweilt To the I-Jltor. III-HINIWH i.irrruits. /Ml ImalnfiM 1 < M tors ami remittances nli-uM l < h < Mrcn ! < < il to Tlio ll" < ! PuMlnhlnic coimnny , Onialm. Draft * , chcrkJ nn l | w tolllee oiilcrs to ba nmrto ( uivnUe to tli onlrr nf tli coniimnj ; . mi ; nun I'l.'iir.i.snma COMPANY. iN'T : oF CIllCtUiATION. 1 ! . Tzichuck. nrcrclnry of The Hoc Pub- IIMilnj ? cnmnnny , Iwlnif duly sworn , fmyn Hint 1 10 actual numW nf full nliil complete entile * of Hie Dally Morning , llvenln * nml Suml.iy Itco prlnlfij during i\a : tmnlli of April , 1891 , wiu at Leas inductions for unnohl nnd returned copies Totnl Mil .Dully nvcrago not circulation 'SumLiy ononon n. TBSCIIUCK. Bn-orn lo l. fore minncl milncrlljeil In my pres ence 1MB ai ilny of Mny , lfl. ) ( Son ! ) . N. P. I'lJIU Nolan1 Public Chairman Wilson will have to have another formal Introduction to the tariff bill that bears his name. Might wo suggest to the members of the Board of Hnalth that they attempt to cut their garments according to the cloth. The proverbial hue with which the town Is ordinarily painted w.lll assume a different color during the Hibernians convention. The visiting Hibernians should make themselves at home In Omaha. The best Is none too good for Omaha's guests , nor can Omaha's hospitality bo exhausted. When Senator Aldrlch said that there were 300 changes In the tariff bill In contempla tion by the democratic senators he did not Btrlke so far oul of the way after all. Statutory exemptions of property from taxation nro being abused and In some In stances Ignored. They were nol made to as sist tax shirkers in attempts to escape the tax assessor. Another Inquiry Into the causes of the Industrial depression Is proposed. Did any of the numerous Inquiries Into the causes of the last Industrial depression prevent In any degree their operation to produce the re cent crisis ? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Congressman Bland 1ms not yet succeeded In bringing up another free coinage measure i In the house , and If ho respects tin wishes If- of his colleagues ho will not Inflict that sub - ject on them again until the monetary condi tion of the country shall have materially changed. The country needs time to absorb the ponderous Information on the silver question that has already been launched upon It. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ The St. Paul Chamber of Commerce has a ready-made solution of the problem of the unemployed In the suggestion thai they set to work to cultlvale unoccupied government lands. Very well , but whore , will they get the capital necessary to work the lands and on what will they llvo until their crops shall bo harvested ? Then , too- , how many of them have the ability to make a living at farming ? _ _ _ _ Can there be any more effective way of shutting out competition In the proposals for electric lighting than limiting the con tract to one year ? Who will como to Omaha nnd Invest his capital in an electric lighting plant on the assurance of a one year's contract for the public lighting ? Why not say that-no bids bo received and considered unless countersigned with Wiley's name ? The resolutions adopted by the schojars ot the Dodge street night school thanking the school board and their Instructors for the opportunities cxtcndad to them to learn the English language and To avail them selves of the public school facilities Is gratifying evidence that these schools are duly appreciated by these for whose benefit they have been established. The people ot Omaha will cheerfully support night schools BO long as they feel that they are doing good work. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ The now Dutch ministry assumes offlco with a program for suffrage extension calcu lated to put Holland abreast of the other European countries that have been broaden ing the basis ot representation In their leg islatures. The Dutch have always been con servative In this way and will doubtless go about it slowly , but the spirit of democ racy Is at the bottom of Its constitutional monarchy and will assert Itself. This part of the program of the new ministry ought to prove popular. The eagerness with which the members of Kelly's army applied themselves to the con struction of the boats that are to take them down the DCS Molnca river shows that they are not to bo frightened by work , provided that work Is In the line of promoting their advance upon their destination. Calling them Idlers , vagabonds and Vagrants be- causa they refuse to have their band dis rupted by offers of temporary employment to ono or two at a tlmo proves no point , The behavior of Kelly's army has not been the behavior of tramps anxious only to beat their way forward , Hascall arguing that because of n recent Jeclslon way up In Minnesota the city ot Omaha cannot enter Into any contract for i longer tlmo than the tax levy runs , Is al most enough to make a horse laugh. If luch wore the law It would apply equally to alt contracts , whether for electric light ing or for some other purposeto tno guar antees to keep paving In repair for a term of years , to the giubago contract , to tbo asphalt repair contract , and to a dozen others , Hascall knows better than this , The charter was deftly tinkered for the Very purpose of allowing the council to make loiiK-tlmo contracts. Hascall himself may remember how ho pointed this out when he was engineering tlio ten-year garbage - bago contract job last summer. It will ba a tad day when Hascall can't dig up some hood-winking excuse to explain his gyratlous us his personal advantage happens to dic tate. TIIH ro.inVJO.1f/5B TAMFF HILL. There In more protection In the compro mise tariff bill than there was In the bill that passed the house or In the revised measure flrt reported to the sonato. A Kro.it many concessions have been made to the conservative democrats of the senate , and thereby the hill has been Improved as a revenue measure. Another Important fact Is that there have been made numer ous changes from ml valorem to specific duties , thereby reducing the chances of the treasury being defrauded. The bill , how ever , Is stilt very far from being an Ideal measure , tor It yet leaves exposed to damag ing competition n number of most Impor tant Industries In which a vast amount of capital Is Invested and n great deal of labor Is employed. For example , the Immense wool industry of the country Is left without any protection. Wool Is one of our most valuable products. On January 1 , 1893 , the number of sheep In the United States was over 47,000,000 nnd the production of washed and unwashed wool lost year was over 201,000,000 pounds. The west Is very largely Interested In this Industry , and leaving It without protection cannot fall to bo a serious blow to the prosperity of this section. Fully IGO.000,000 pounds of wool were produced last year In the westprn states and territories , affording a revenue to the farmers which they can 111 afford to bo deprived of under the present condi tions of agriculture. This Is the most ex tensive Industry that Is left unguarded against a destructive foreign competition , but there nro others that will certainly suffer from such competition If this bill shall become law. While , therefore , on the whole , the compromise bill , as It will be known , la a less objectionable measure than the Wilson bill or the bill reported from the senate finance committee , II Is far re moved from the kind of tariff measure that Is demanded In the Interest of In dustrial progress ! and prosperity. As to some Industries , the fight to maintain them selves In the event of this bill becoming law against foreign competition , which Is already preparing to make a struggle for the American market , will bo less severe than It would be If the Wilson bill had been adhered to and become law , but all will still have to batllo more or less vigor ously In order to retain possession of the home market , nnd this moans that wages In all Industries must go still lower. It Is understood that forty-three demo cratic senators , a sufilclent number to pass It , have approved this amended bill nnd will give it their support. A great many demo crats , however , will not regard II with favor , so that It will not tend to harmonize the party on the tariff question. It is probable that many of the democratic members of the house will bo dissatisfied with it , for , as ex-Speaker Reed satirically observed : "Tho presentation by the senate finance commit tee of eighty-one pages of amendments , ap parently more than 400 ( a number , Is a dell- cato compliment lo Mr. Wilson and Ihe house of represenlatlvcs. It virtually says thai Ihe house bill was right , exeept on 400 or COO points , and that the senate committee , after a month's work , find 400 mistakes In their own bill. " It Is highly probable thai the demo cratic members of the house ways and means commltlco will object to such a re flection as this compromise ! bill makes upon their Intelllgneco and Judgment , and so , likewise , will many In the house who ad vocated and voted for the Wilson bill as an eminently wlso and just measure. It Is to bo presumed , also , that It will hardly bo acceptable lo Iho free traders and revenue reformers who held a mass meeting In New York last week and adopted resolutions In which they objected to the Wilson bill because - cause It was not broad enough in its assault upon the protective policy. Those who ac cept the declaration of the democratic na tional platform , thai prolection Is robbery and unconstitutional , will bo likely to raise their voices In denunciation of Iho compro mise bill ns a complete repudiation of the tariff plank of the platform. In short , while this bill will not bo so bad for the country ns would have been the measures lhat pre ceded It , It Is still a very unsatisfactory bill , which nobody can unqualifiedly commend. To again quote Mr. Reed : "It will hardly tend to restore confidence In the country , and especially as every amendment smacks of cither prior Ignorance or present barter. " THE CO.V/JVO COAL The result of Iho conference of coal mine operalors and miners to bo held In Cleve land May 15 Is awaited with general In terest. The situation In many localities with respect to the coal supply Is becoming serious. At a greal many places a famine is assured If the strlko Is maintained two weeks longer , and al some , according to reports , the supply of coal will bo ex hausted In less time. A considerable number of manufacturing establishments which had made no preparations against Iho stoppage of production are idle , and many more cannot run much longer on the supply of coal now on hand. Some of the railroads will bo hard pressed | f the conference should fall to effect a settlement. The effects of the strlko are far-roachlng. Lake vessels which have been engaged In the coal carrying trade are now tied to their docks because they have no cargoes and thousands of sailors and dock laborers are without employment. This Is also practically the case with the coal carryIng - Ing railroads. Not only are the mine owners and the miners themselves Interested in" the outcome of the conference , but hundreds of thousands of workmen engaged In other occu pations as well and a great number of man ufacturers. The latest advlcos from Cleveland hold out the promlso of a satisfactory result to the conference. The Indications are that the operators and the representatives of Iho minors are coming together In a proper spirit and with a determination , apparently , to arrive at terms of settlement. One of the mine owners who was In part Instru mental In bringing about the conference Is quoted as saying that the operators must bo ready to meet the minors half way , for they owe It to the public to do so. It Is not , said this gentleman , a question of 150,000 miners being out of employment , but of a million worklngmon being Idle all over the country. For that condition of affairs , ho said , the coal operators should feel responsible till they have In good faith done their share toward compromising. There appears to bo unanimity of opinion among the Ohio oper ators that there must bo a return to a , uniform scale ot prices. It soHiis evident that the miners have the advantage If they hold together , and this they appear to lully understand. As yet there has been no weakening among them anywhere , but , on the contrary , they have been making gains , as the dispatches ot yes terday show. Whether they could all bo kept In line In the event ot the failure ot the Cleveland conference to effect a. settlement Is a question but the , probability Is that a large majority of them would bo disposed to continue the contest. It Is to be hoped , however , that there' will bo no necessity for any such test , and there will not bo It the operators nrc willing to deal justly nnd ( airly with the miners , as now seems to be the case. So far ns wall Informed public opinion ' Is concerned , It IB undoubtedly with the men , whoso demand Is simply that they shall be paid sufficient for a bare subsistence. Coat mining Is hard and perilous work and Is entitled to better than starvation wngcs , oven at this tlmo of business depression. A llKMAHKAHhK HK.WUK , The rescue of n party of seven tourists after an Imprisonment of ten days In a stala- clto cavern near Gratz , In Styrla , Is a most remarkable achievement. The toiirlsts started out a week ago Saturday to explore the cavern , bul were suddenly hemmed In by the unexpected rise of water In the sub- lerrancan stream that flows through the great underground chamber. The local au- Ihorttlcs made Ineffectual attempts to rcscuo the prisoners. They could secure replies to their signals to these Inside , like blows struck with a hammer , but were without means of communicating with them. A few boxes of food were floated Into the cavern In spite of the flood , ono of which , It wns learned later , happily fell Into the hands of these for whom It was destined. The ef forts of the local authorities to reach the Imprisoned tourists appeared to b ; so half hearted and Inadequate that they aroused unfavorable comment throughout Austria. They oven gave rise to some adverse criti cism by one of the deputies In the Austrian Rclchsrath , and attracted the attention ot the central government. Finally , on the morning of the tenth day after the disaster , a daring diver found the opening of the cavern and succeeded In reaching the almost starved tourists. The aperture was enlarged by the use of dyna mite without further Imperiling the people within. Additional food was conveyed to them , and before the end of the afternoon they had all been brought to n place of safe ty and given ovcry attention required to re vive them after their long Imprisonment. No such remarkable rescue as this has been recorded In recent times. So great has boon the Interest excited by the rcscuo that Its successful completion , wired to the Austrian emperor himself , deservedly called forlh an expression of personal satisfaction. Those who participated la It merit a proper recog nition of their most valuable services. RAILHOADS AXl ) SUAM'KllS. Railroad officials , while making use of scalpers whenever they have wished to Issue cut-rale tickets In evasion of their obligations to other roads , have for some tlmo been constantly complaining that the scalper Is a useless and expensive append age to the railroad system and ought to bo abolished. They have been steadily ndvo- callng legislation on the part of congress and of the state legislatures with that ob ject In view , and are even now backing a proposed amendmenl to the Interstalo com merce law providing severe penalties for the sale ol railroad tickets through other than authorized and accredited agents of the companies which are to honor them. Their efforts In this Instance are not meel- ing with any flattering success , while the scalper's associations arc exerting their In fluence to prevent Its enactment by con gress. In Illinois , however , the railroads have secured substantially what they have been asking In the way of legislation to suppress ticket scalping. Here , as elsewhere , the bill was favored by the corporation Interests and vigorously opposed by the scalpers , but finally became a law. It's constitutionality was attacked by the scalpers , ' and Its en forcement resisted by an appeal to the courts. The decision on the tesl case handed down lasl week upholds Iho validity of the law and denies every polnl which Iho scalpers attempted to raise. It places the scalpers utterly at the mercy of the railroads. Without the tacll consent of the railroad officials the scalpers cannot con- llnuo In business a day. The question Is whether Ihe railroads pro pose to have the law enforced to the letlor as II Is their privilege to do. They have secured an opportunity to abolish ticket scalping In the state of Illinois. Do they want to do It , now thai Ihey have Ihe legal power ? The scalpers profess lo feel no alarm lhal Ihey will. They certainly have some foundation for their confidence , because cause the railroads have always had the power' to abolish ticket scalping by merely offering to purchase unused tickets at prices proportionate to what was paid for them. If they would make It unprofitable for scalpers to buy and sell unused tlckels the scalper's business would soon disappear. The railroads evidently still have use for the scalper nnd do not care to destroy such a handy ploco of machinery always at their service. They have secretly stimulated the scalper's business and doubtless will do so again If they think they can gain anything by It. If they decide to avail themselves of Iho Illinois law 11 will bo because Ihey conclude lhat they can attain the same object by less expensive means. In the meantime it will bo Interesting to await whatever they propose to do. Two Issues were raised In the local contest that has been happily terminated by the selection of Mr. M. II. Redfield for member of the park commission. Citizens of Iho south sldo demanded representation In the board and republican leaders Insisted that Iho ap pointing power should consider the claims ot republicans In selecting the now member. The lleo has all along held that a man's pol itics should not disqualify him for a place on the park board and that party fealty should not bo taken as a solo qualification. It Is true , however , that local democrats have dominated the affairs of the park commis sion over since Its Inception. Mr. Reclfieia Is an active young republican , who has grown up from boyhood In this city. His selection Is a guaranty that the best Interests of Omaha , and particularly the Interests of residents of the south sldo , In all matters pertaining to public parks , will bo Intelli gently subserved. Will the Board of Education at last con fess that It has been paying J 1,800 for the services of a man as superintendent of buildings who Is worth no more than $1,500 ? This reduction Is n trlflo tardy , Dettor follow It up by dispensing with his services entirely. A man who thinks ho Is worth J1.800 can't conscientiously work for Jl.COO. Ono of the Michigan members of congress has suddenly lost his sense ot hearing , a ca lamity which may compel him to retire from public life. This Is another burden to bo laid upon the Incessant talk which congressmen must endure. The wonder | s that Itj affects so few congressmen In this way. The anti-option bill has been reported to the house of representatives from the com mittee on agriculture , and It will be called up for consideration when an opportunity offers. Mr. Hatch , chairman of the commit , tee , expresses confidence that the bill will bo enacted Into law before congress adjourns , and he doss not anticipate any protracted illscu si n of the measure. Ho believes It will be passed by the , ' ) li use with reasonable promptness and tmt ( thp senate will take similar action , Awcrrtlng lo Mr. Hatch the regular dealers irfifturcs / are pr tty well satisfied with the' ' bill , , and tbo only sections which will now meet with any serious oppo sition nro those relating to bucket shops. The author of thjg , measure cert.tlnly ought to bo welt lnforme.il as to the situation , but It Is to bo apprehended that he takes n some what too cheerful \libV of the outlook for the bill. The probabilityls * lhat the opposition to the measure Is ijmply "laying low , " nnd that when It Is brcughi forward for consid eration this opposition will show Itself to bo much moro formidable than now appears. The hostility of the bucket shops wilt amount to lltllo If It li 'Jiot ' backed by Ihe heavy speculators of the commercial exchanges. The growing necessity for an assembly place was never moro manifest than It Is today In this city. When The Ueo advocated the lo cation of an auditorium on Jefferson square It was In response to a popular demand fern n public assembly hall. No other nnd more practicable means had boon offered. Thcro Is no place In this city where n largo concourse - course of people can meet for the discussion bf any question. Dy force of habit meetings are called for Jefferson square , but once there the people are cautioned to keep off the grass nnd policemen are there to enforce the rule. The crowd musl then assemble and block the street , Improvising a rostrum on the Iron steps In front of a business house without Iho owner's consent. It seems to us that the proper authorities might provide a suitable place for public meetings during the summer months , so thai Iho rlghls of private property may not bo disregarded. The court house grounds are public grounds , and If no better place can be suggested for open air meetings the Seventeenth street front might be designated by coyunon consent ns tbo best place for such popular gatherings. , Iint to Ho Dlnllsli. Globe-Democrat. There Is room for the suspicion that Iho democrats are going lo Impose the Income tax simply because they didn't say any thing aboul doing so before Ihe election. Uood Kulo for Public I'.uslmiss. Boston.Olobe. No work , no pay. Is tlio rule In private enterprise. Why It should not apply to the congressman who is oft at the races or fol lowing bis tnstes nnd caprices while the house goes begging for a quorum Is nol evident. Any Sucrlllco for Italiaf. Minneapolis Journal. President Cleveland lias surrendered to the senate Income taxcrs. The Income tax lie recommended was much milder than the senate tax. The president would prob ably sign most any kind of n tariff bill now to get congress oft his hands. An Interested Looker-Oil. Philadelphia Record. Bimetallism can be accomplished only by International agreement. The people of Iho United States have Indulged In sln- Blc-Uanded experiment lo their hearts' content. They Vflll , be ready for Joint trial when other governments shall be agreed ; but until agreement shall have been reached they will occupy a position of safe expectancy. ' ' Giro Murphy the Stuff. Chlcagd Post. If only the groundless prejudice ngnlnst American corn co'ukl * be removed Immense quantities might be disposed of In Europe. This country raises about 2,000OOJ,000 bush els annually. It tould spare a consider able amount for expert , and the man or men who are Instrumental'In opening- the way for Ibis exporl will place the nation under lasting obligations. Striking a Itich I.ciul. - St. , Paul , Globe. According lo the testimony of the North ern Pacific oftlcifils tn the pending Inquiry at Chicago , the cost of the terminal facili ties of the road In Chicago amounted to be tween $7,000,000 nnd $3,000,000. It Is nol stated how much ot this sum went to the aldermen of the city , but the fact lhal quite a number of these odlclnls , previously poor , retired nbout that time nnd have since lived In apparent Idleness suggests that In Hint direction there Is a mine of Informallon. _ The I'nto of Sunion. Philadelphia Record. Germany will nol give up her hold upon Samoa ; England lias no Idea of surrender- liiff her Interest In the Samoan protecto- rule ; the United States Is In the Samoan business to stay. This tripartite Interest on the part of three land-hungering , pug nacious nnd tenacious powers In the affairs of the Pacific Islanders makes the Idea of their future Independence preposterous. Samoa Is of enough commercial Importance to make possession desirable , but not of enough Importance , to light for. So she hangs langlod in the web of diplomacy , suspended between rival claimants , sup posedly In the possession of her own people ple , but practically belonging to nobody. Patriotism In tlio Schools. Boston Traveller. The grand nlm of our common schools Is fusion. We bring together children of nil classes and races In order to Impress upon them In their plastic period n sense of fel lowship , useful and even necessary for human beings who are to be thrown to gether In Inter life. The mere association does much for this end. The study of his tory nnd civil government , patriotic songs nnd salutations to the ( lag1 create a bond of enthusiasm which Is n powerful dis rupter of Inherited prejudices. Hut the emotions aroused bv Paul Ilevere's ride , for instance , nre rather vague , while the details of constitutional history are rather Indigestible for- youngminds. . Why could not a simple compendium bo made for school use of the principles which underlie our form of government ? History gives us tbo credit of having been tlio first to ex emplify certain noble political Ideas. Why could not these be distinctly summarized nnd studied by our youth , as the Roman boys committed to memory the Laws of the Twelve Tables ? tlio Knots. Chlcnso Tribune. These are the facts. During- eighteen years of protection there wns uninter rupted prosperity. When It wns known that protection wns to cense prosperity ceas-cd also. And yet the only remedy Iho democrats prescribe for a suffering country Is the Wilson bill ! They say that when the senate has passed It and the president signed it good times will return nnd there will bo abundant employment nnd high wages. Hut the Introduction of that bill nml Its passage by the house dried up employment and cut down wngcs. The more of tlio deadly democratic medi cine the country takes the worse off It will be. The antlnlpatory effects are bad enough. The stajte of affairs which will exist after the bill hug become a law will bo oven more serious ; And If the demo crats get another ileaae of power two and a half years hence they will take another cut at protection , and substitute a graded Income tax for the1 Ungraded ono In the Wilson bill. Then tlio wage worker * and other classes will .fluffier moro acutely than now. The nenrer free trade is the worse off tbo country will be. NKllltA SKA A ft/1 KKllll. MICA \S. 'TlTT" Blackleg has carried off a number of cattle In the vicinity of I mjngford. Fooling with a revolver cost Qus Sullen , a Plorco county fariner.ftko forefinger of his left hand. Six Lincoln people emigrated to Now Zea land the other day and will make their home near Auckland. A warrant has been Issued for the arrest of Florence Roberts of Mason City , charging her with bigamy. A. P. ChlHls has old his Interest In the Wayne Democrat to F. S. Pcnnybaker of the Wlnslde Watchman. T. K. McMeuns and , FrAnk Hetzol , Grand Island young men , have started on a three months tour of Europe. The Curtis Courier has entered on Us tenth year of existence In a thoroughly healthy condition. There Is nothing llko having a doctor on the staff. Pawnee City Is troubled wltU l lghwj > ymen. Two of the bold bandits' hold up a man named Eaton and at the point of a revolver forced him to give up all the cash lie 'had with him. ' to dissensions la the ranks and to a burdensome debt , the Imninnucl Iliptlsl church" of Grand Island has disbanded and the pastor has been dismissed. i'r.oI'f.it AXII r/i/.vr,1 * . Willie's repentance Is sufficiently clastic to hold till election day. Trending free lunch routes to Washington Insures a large vociferous crop of corns. The unfortunate Illness ot Jerry Simpson deprives the Coxcy defense of considerable gayety. Airs. Cornelia Shout has joined the suf frage forces In Kansas. She Is a sonorous rlghter. Advices from England leave no doubt that the Ilosobery ministry will continue In power until It falls. Careless writers of dispatches to certain newspapers refer to "Congressman Hell , populist o ( Nebraska. " licit , UcllI O , ring bit. For reasons unnecessary to mention , nil seminaries In the Ashland district will sus pend business and close up while the cam paign lasts , The threatened establishment of a branch of a famous Philadelphia shipyard In Eng land has already produced marked symptoms of Intestinal Cramp In John Hull. The retirement of lloss Croker from active political Ilfo in Now York will envelope In gloom the lltcraltl , who were diligently warming over current biographies of the tiger chief. Without Croker the fall cam paign will bo n dull , spiritless affair. As evidence of the profoundly peaceful Intentions of the south , Colonel John A. Cockerlll and Fluid Marshal Mural Halstcad have been cordially welcomed In that sec tion. The quality of the cordial was Al. Thin Is the treaty of Appomnuittox finally ratified. Paragrnphers are requested to exercise greater care and precision of statcmnnt In mailers relating to czars. To sny that "the czar has an affection of the lungs , duo to the grip , " leaves the anxious world In doubt whether the afflicted Is Czar Charley , Tom or Aleck. Thomas II. Ucnton , for thirty years United Stales senator from Missouri , would not allow thu word "Hon. " to bo prefixed to the pamphlcl copies of hU speeches which ho sent to 's ' constituents and other persons. The title page leads : "Speech of Mr. IJen- lon of Missouri. " There was bul one Ben- ton. ton.Wee Wee Hun Peunk , once a millionaire Chi nese miner In Arizona , who was last heard from In South Africa , whither ho went with his pretty American wife to make another fortune , has succeeded In buying an Inleresl In Iho Knarajl diamond mine. II Is said lhal Barney Barnato , the diamond king , Is his partner. Secretary Morton presents In his last monthly rcporl a candid plcluro of demo- crallc limes and conditions. Hear him : "During the pinching tlmo of the past fall and winter many a crust and many a frag ment of stale bread , which ordinarily would have found Its way to the swill barrel , has undoubtedly been used to satisfy human hunger cr to ward It off. This has been the case not merely In occasional Instances , but In millions of families ; for , besides tlio cases ot pinching want arising from actual loss of employment , there has been a still larger number In which employment has only been partial , or In which wages have been materi ally reduced. Even among many of those In comfortable circumstances there has been in creased care In the saving of food for the benefit of thenculy on whose behalf the appeals for help have been so frequent and urgenl. " Accounts published In Italian newspapers furnish an Inkling of Ihe royal good lime enjoyed by Ihe doclors al the International Medical congress held In Rome last month. Although the medics caution ordinary mor tals to beware of appetizing solids and fluid extracts , as usual they Ignored their own medicine on this occasion. The banquet hall was the famous Roman Bath hall , 700x150 , built by Emperor Cavacalla , A. D. 21C. While the royal march-was played to open the ban quet 1,000 carrier pigeons were liberated , bearing cards of greeting to distant lone- somes. To exemplify the direct action of medical practice on healthy appetites , it is only necessary to enumerate Iho quanlltles disposed of , namely : One barbecued beef , 20 barbecued deer , 30 hams , 40 shoulders , 20 lamba , 20 pheasants , 50 guinea fowls , 120 pounds of bread , 12,000 rolls , 5,000 pies , 50 Jelly cakes and 10,000 tarts , all of which was washed down with 2,300 bottles of wines and 10 barrels of beer. M'lLLlK'S Ol'EXIXU MAIL. Chicago Inter Ocean : Colonel Breckln- rldge pays a very handsome tribute to the press when ho says : "The newspapers con victed me. " They will rest easy under the charge. Kansas City Journal : Mr. Brecklnridge's reception In Lexington was a noisy If not a flattering demonstration. Mr. Brccklnrldge , it must bo understood , is not suing for for giveness ; he Is merely asking for re-election. Indianapolis Journal : The most unique reason assigned by Colonel Pecksniff Breck- Inridge for re-election is that ho has made himself an awful example as a warning to oilier stalosmen , and consequently deserves endorsement. New York World : The supporters of Colonel Brecklnrldge will make a useless ex penditure of energy If they go on burning Judge Bradley In offlgy. They are mistaken In the Issue. If they wish to vindicate their principles they must make their fight on the ten commandments. Chicago Post : Wo have an opinion con cerning the condition of morals In Ken tucky high enough to induce Iho belief that Urecklnridgo's hope for re-election rests solely on his own unmeasurablo Impudence \tliat 11 has no foundation In the hontimcnts of the voters of the Seventh district. Chicago Times : Over 500 of Willie Brcck- Inrldgo's mole friends welcomed him to Lex ington with cheers. What did their good \Vlves say to them when they returned to their homes ? The walls of homes In the Kentucky town doubtless echoed the thrill ing sentiments of numerous curtain lectures after the "reception , " nnd probably numer ous votes were changed. San Francisco Chronicle : From a parti san standpoint wo might hope for the rc- nomlnallon of Drecklnrldge , for In that event a republican might carry Iho district ; but , on the other hand , If nominated ho might bo ro-clected , and ho Is not a fit man to represent Kentucky In the house of represen tatives. The best thing to bo done Is to re fuse him a rcnomlnatlon , and so end his po litical career once for all. Buffalo Courier : Jllson says that It Is hard for a ulrl with her llrst solitaire to be still In the ring. Somervllle Journal : Even nn upright piano sometimes Is a downright nuisance. Atchlson Globe : Jusl nbout the timea man learns to dance his dcslro for dancing Is gone. Good News : Teacher Why wns Solomon the wisest man In the world ? Hey He had so ninny wives to advise him. Teacher ( a strong-minded female ) Well , thai Is not the answer In the book , but you may go up to the licnd. Chicago Record : Emily You dear , sweet , good pnpat Khali I cut a pink for your but tonhole ? Her Papa No. Your brother Bob litis got more money lhan I havu tonight. Butter give It to him. Buffalo Courier : "Brevity may be the soul of wit , " muttered I'ennur , sadly seuichlng his pockets In vnln for the price of a beer , "but I'll be blamed If I can sec any fuu In being short.1 Indianapolis Journal : Wcnry Wntklns- Mndam , 1 was not always as you sec me now Mrs. Peck No , I guess not. I suppose there was a. time once tn your life when you were entirely sober. Detroit Free Press : Oltope I wish I was a barrel. His Friend Why ? Can't you hold enough ? Oltop < > Yea : there is no trouble about that. The advantage Is that no mutter how often the barrel Is lilted or how full , Its head never jrets any bigger. Chicago Times : The catboat Is one of the ships that pass In the night , no doubt. TUB TIME FOR THEM. New York Press , Now smiling- spring with nimble feet Through lane and meadow dunces ; Her hands are tilled with llowrets sweet , There's sunshine In her glances ; Her balmy breath with fragrance fills The woodland as she passes The time In hero for liver pills And sulphur and molasses. BILL WITHOUT A FATHER Revised Tariff Bill Denounced a * au IllogUimnto L'nntling. SENATOR GRAY DOES NOT RELISH IT Seimtor Morrll Think * If tlio limuocrntx Will Only J.Utcn to ll.'i'iilillain Bpeochofi limy Will l.nitrn Hoiiicllilng In Tlnio , WASHINGTON , Mny 8. There .was n promlso of an electrical display In the senate when that body met today. The republicans were netlvo nncl disposed to nsk some em barrassing ( mcstlons concerning the "compro mise amendments" offered to the tariff bill yesterday. Mr. Quay demanded the prcsencs of n quo rum before the Journal wns rend. Some rou tine business Intervene ) ! . The credentials of Senator-elect Gear of lown were presented by Mr. Allison. Mr. Hoar ( inestloiicd the form of the certificate. A certlllcato of the speaker of the Iowa house and the president of the Iowa senate was not sufllclcnt. Mr. Wilson , whom Mr. Gear Is to succeed , stated that the certifi cate was In the form usually employed In Iowa. Mr. Allison suggested the certificate lie on the table. Thorn wns plenty of time , ho said , between now and March 4 next to examine It. At 11:30 : Mr. Harris , In charge of the tariff bill , abruptly moved to proceed with the consideration of ( hat bill. The rcBolutlcn offered by Mr. Allen yester day looking to tbo appointment of a special committee to Investigate the alleged police clubbing on the stops of the capltol on the occasion of the Coxey demonstration went over until tomorrow. When the tariff bill was laid before the senate Mr. Hoar took the floor. After asserting that the people meant that the senate should respond only to their de liberate will Senator Hoar said It was today asked to enact Into law a spasm that the people have got over. The hasty action and the excitement of the fall of 1SD2 which the American people were repenting In sackcloth and ashes was to take effect on the Infinite mischief and misery of a great action of leg islation. The senators were to hurry and the work to bo done before the people could get at them. This democratic majority of two , said the senator , made by the Junior senator from North Dakota and the junior senator from Kansas , Is expected to compel the American pcoplo to submit to n measure which they have unmistakably condemned and which they loathe and halo as they tell us on every occasion and In every form In which they can utter their will. Idle fac tories , extinguished furnaces.sufterlng homes , armies of tramps , unprecedented majorities at the polls are clamoring on the deaf cars of this accidental majority In the senate to wall and pause until the will of the Ameri can pcoplo can again find Its constitutional expression. NO LEGITIMATE PARENTAGE. "This bill , " ho said "has no legitimate parentage. It Is born of an unnatural union between two hatreds , that of section against section , and that of class against class. " The present bill was not a free trade measure , continued the senator. It con tained clauses In the highest degree protec tive. Inserted for the undisguised purpose of buying votes. It was not a protectionist measure , either moderate or extreme. There was not a scrap of-good hearted American ism in the bill. "There Is , " Mr. Hoar said , "a large ma jority of democrats en this floor who avow the doctrine that duties for protection are a gross violation of the constitution Itself. And yet they bring to us a bill crowded with protective duties and tell us they arc pre pared to commit this perjury and to be ac complices In this revolution because they think their measure , taken as a whole. Is better than the existing law , or because they think this revolution and perjury arc necessary to buy votes for a measure that cannot otherwise be passed. " In concluding his remarks Senator Hoar said that two great dlsturb'ng causes threatened the peace of the public and ex posed us to the dangers of great disorders. Ono was the acquisition In a few hands of vast accumulations of wealth by dishonest or questionable practices and the other the wicked and unscrupulous appeals to the piejudlces and passion of large masses of people by political leaders for political In fluences , spreading abroad throughout the country falsehoods which made the people dissatisfied with their own Institutions and their own laws. The senator argued that there are four things which come from competition , viz : High wages , national Independence , varied employment and a stimulant of Inventive faculty. Upon high wages , he insisted , de pended constant Improvement In manufac turing- practices , which Increased produc tion and diminished cost. It was said that It waH Impossible to interfere with the natural laws of Industry and trade , but Mr. Hoar contended that all the progress of hu man Ilfo rested upon such things. HOA'l AROUSED QUAY. Toward the close of his speech Mr. Hoar succeeded In arousing the Ire of Senator Gray. Ho was talking about the methods used by the so-called "conservative" demo cratic nenators to secure concessions In the firm of higher duties , and concluded hh statement by declaring democratic senators who would support tlio compromise bill agreed upon by the democratic caucus would vlolato the constitution and their Mths. This statement br night Mr. ( Irny to his i feet. He demanded to know what the Massa chusetts senator meant by such n charge ii ' charge , ho said , which was mnvjrthy of Mr , Ilinr. .Mr. Hoar waved the Delaware f cnator aside. Ho would refuse to yield to htm , ho said. Hut Mr. dray was not to be put off. Ills cheek was flnmlng. Ho Insisted upon an explanation. "Very well. " said Mr. Honr , "I cannot bo Intimidated by n llttlo bluster. Hut I will explain. I meant to say for i\ democrat who subscribed to the doctrlno of the Chicago platform , that ix tariff for pro- H-cllon wai robbery , who went to the peopla niilrnilng his nllegmnco to thnt platform , anil who now comes here seeking and obtaining protective duties , I mean to nay that for such senator thcro Is no cuojpo from the logic that ho violates both his senatorial oath nnJ the constitution. " Senator Gray made an effort to reply , but Mr. Hoar refused to bo Interrupted , where upon Mr. Gray called him to order nml asked ' n ruling upon his point that such language as the Massachusetts senator hail used was unparliamentary. Mr. Onlllnger. who was In the chair , over ruled the point of order. Mr. Gray could do nothing then but sit down. In n few mo ments Mr. Ilnar concluded his speech. SKNATOK GRAY HHl'LIHS. Mr. Gray arose. Ills anger hiid not sub sided. This was the sixth week of the tariff debate , ho began , and If there was any doubt about the nrtlllelal character of the edlflc * of protection this debute had supplied It. Hvery attempt to approach the monstrous aggregation of folly and greed known ns th McKlnluy bill had boon mot by those who raised n clamor nbout the Interests of th * pcoplo and by the greed of corporations. The culmination of McKlnloylsm was char acterized In this debate by the wild slate- in cuts and assertions of the advocates of ths system that had wrought so much rulp to the country. They threw aside all the re straints of the senate and dealt In the rhetoric eric of the slums. They cast their foul as- peralons on those who sought to do their duty to the country und their party. Today In the speech of the senator from Massachu setts the decorum of debate had been violated lated , but the language ho had Indulged In only showed the straits to which ho hail been put. Mr. Hoar's tempcn was seemingly un- ruined when ho replied In a few words to what Mr. Gray had said. Ho said tha senator from Dclawaro had been too sever * In his condemnation of the McKlnlcy law , and that ho stood here on this floor advo cating a measure dotted and crowded alt over with protection. If protection wns unconstitutional - constitutional and robbery , this was a wicked thing to do. "Why did ho not tell the senate In ox- tenuatlon of his course why ho had put a protcetlvo duty on sugar ? " ejaculated Mr. Gray from his scat. HOAH STRIKES HOME. "Can the senator not understand the differ ence between a protective and a revenus duty ? " At this retorl the republicans tittered. Mr. Hoar Insisted that an attempt to show that Increases In duties were for rovonua purposes and not for protection was simply an evasion. When Mr. Hoar took his seat Mr. Palmer of Illinois felt called upon to defend himself from several of the Insinuations In Mr. Hoar's remarks. Ho said , ns far as ho was concerned , a half a loaf was better than no loaf at all. If ho could not get Into a measure framed by his democratic colleagues all he desired , ho would take what ho could. The discussion was closed by the venerable senator from Vermont , Mr. Morrlll. When the author of the old war tariff , white haired and bent with age , arose In his place a smllo was playing about the corners of his lips. As ho had on previous occasions said something In derogation of the democratic tariff meas ure , he desired now to say something In. approbation. The 400 amendments to the tariff bill offered yesterday , ho said , showed thai after listening to republican speeches for six weeks the democratic senators had learned something . If the tariff bill were laid aside for a month and that month wcra devoted to study by his friends on the other side of the chamber , ho thought at the end of that time they would bring In n bill which would bo perfectly agreeable to the repub licans and which would pass the senate unanimously. The senate seemed to enjoy the playful Joke. Joke.When Mr. Morrlll took his seat Senator Quay of Pennsylvania appeared from behind his hugo pllo of nanuscrlpt and resumed the speech he has been delivering slneo April 1C. No attention was paid to the Pennsylvania senator save by the oIHclal reporters. However - over , at times during the afternoon a call ot the senate was had at the miggestlon of Rome of the republicans. These calls gave Mr. Quay the necessary breathing spells. At 4:45 : p. m. , on motion of Mr. Mills , th senate went Into executive session. IllI ! VAT VA3IK Jt.lCK. Somervlllc Journal. The cat came back , bedraggled , weak , His tnll nil worn and bent. He felt so bad that It was plain He wished he hail not went. Ills fur was torn , nnd filled with dust ! His left hind fool wnB lame. It was not very hard to gucsa The reason lie had came. Yen , he came back , nnd we were glad To sec our cat once more. JIny It be long before he goes Unto the other shore. c rr The largos ! ninltnra and Hallow of r lliio clothes on uartli , rt Your monoy's worth or your money bao'c. , r = ; NCIENT goods are not in our line. We sell clothing the best in America always new this year's styles the r handsomest and most complete in the lrr oity. lr Wo can sell you RDER from us once f W f- a hat any kind and you will over lr for a dollar less after buy your suit lrE than hatters get at ono of our stores. and just as good a hat. Summer suit for $10 $12 $15 all tailors get $30 to $40. All - kinds of furnishing goods We pride ourselves upon the nicety of the fit and upon the goodness of the quality of our clothing. Como and see us. BROWNING , KING & CO. , S. W , Cor. Fifteenth and Douglas Streets , -