8 THE OMATTA DATLY JJEE ; MONDAY , JUNE 10 , 1893. ' TOPICAL TALK Colonel MOM Says that Joaqnin Minor's Poetry is Not Original , SIMPSON SAID TO BE THE SUBSTITUTE rollttcnl Incrntltndo In ICnnsas Why Mr. Jncki Blmvoi Himself Victims of Aipliyxlntlon Omicral Golilp Around the Hotels. Colonel W. II. Moss , the press ngent for the Calhotm Opera company which \vns In Omntm recently Is very much of an Icono clnst. Ho will , If afforded hnlf n clinnco , not only shatter every Idol or Ideal ono m.iy _ cherish , but will also nearly convince his" listeners that the world "do not move. " Kvcr since wo wcro boys , wo hiivo dcliulcd ourselves with the idea that Joaauln Miller , the picturesque noot of the Sierras , was In the hnblt of writing his own poetry , not to mention the various unique prose effusions , with which ho has gladaencu tlio silly world. But now , alnsl Colonel Moss would liavo us brand the sweet slnicr of the coast ratiffo as n rank Impostor , who does not know n Jlnglo from a JImpson-wced , ami wot's less of Iam bics and hexameters. Colonel Moss says : ' Why , my dealboyany ono who over saw Miller knows ho can't oven sign his name intelligently. He " The gleaner of fact and fiction Informed him that lie know Joaquln's signature to bo so bnd that the magazines didn't know where to send his cheeks. "No. but I'm Klvlng It to you straight , " replied the colonel , who went to the coast In Ills tender youth and was prevented from being a ' " 49-cr" merely by the simple fact I that ho wasn't old enough Just then. "I know the Miller family when they lived In Eugene , Ore. Mrs. Miller , Jonquln's mother , was a very eccentric old lady , and married when over 70 years of ago n younz man of 25. ' This , I believe , was what caused Jonquln by the way , his muno wns Clnein- nntus II , Miller , nnd ho afterwards changed the first part of it for the Spanish cognomen to leave home. "Well , ho became the protcgo of an old French physician at Corvallls , whoso name I forgot , and tlio old v gentleman gave him nbout nil the education ho over got , which wasn't much. It was wlillo ho worked for the old doctor that Miller llrst took to poetry. In nn early collection of his efforts appears the following : " The sun sat down on nn old pine stump and watched the boys do the hop nnd Jump. " "Now , there's n bid for immortality and a laurel wreath , isn't It ? "Now lot mo tell you. Ono of the first things that drove poor Miller to committing poetry wns the fact that bis wife , Minnie Myrtlu Miller , was something of a versifier , and Miller became impressed with the no tion that her possession of thodivinolnflatus Imbued the whole family with It , so ho took to grinding out sonnets and things on his own hook , trying the whllo to convince his brainy spouse that ho was a new Shakes peare. It was on this rock that tlio Millers split. Two poets In the same family wore too many nnd they parted. "Joaquln never made any sensation until ho went to England , where ho stayed from 1808 to 1872. Then he came into prominence nnd has held Ills own over since. When I say his own , I mean his own counsel. Joaquln Is Just bright enough to know what a close mouth a wise head keeps , and ho doesn't tell anybody the part of the story that I am going to pivo you. "After Joaquin Millcr.havlncr made more or less of a success at signing p'oetry , which I think seriously was written by some ono else , he fell Into n largo piece of luck. In Corvallts was a younir attorney named Sam L. Simpson , n graduate of Willamette uni versity. Simpson wns a remarkably bright young follow , much like Edgar Allen Pee physically and ns regards mentality. Ho had Poo's creat falllnir , JargeLv dovelopc'd , and that was what ruined him , as it did the author of 'The Ilavcn,1 , jvho npvcr was anybody until he-became nn angel , " 'J' "Simpson could * write poetry , drunk or sober , the only trouble being that ho wasn't picturesque enough , to sell it. Miller , who knows n good thing when ho sees it , got hold of young Simpson nnd well , you know the rest. A delighted reading public has f over since enjoyed the poetry and other things signed by Joaquin Miller , most of B' which was written by n disciple of Bacchus and rejoicing in the ploboianand unromuntio name of 'Sam L. Simpson. ' " This is tough on'the hairy nnd unkempt Joaquin , but it Is Just as Colonel Moss told it to a BEE reporter. The colonel reiterates that every word of it is not exaggerated in the least. Political Ingratitude. A. B , Davenport , the well known hotel man , who wns In Omaha recently on business connected with the change of affnlrs nt the Murray , related a tale about a case of misplaced confidence that vrns har rowing In the extreme. Jt wns In reference to the prohibition question in Kansas. That question , In the Sunflower state , is always a serious one , because prohibition prohibits more in Kansas , In some places , than it does in any other prohibition state In the union. "Do wo go dry in Abilene ? " nskod Mr. Davenport. "Well , I don't think so. Not to any serious extent , any wav. Wo have clubs InAbllcno. Wo may sell butter and eggs and all that but wo do put on u few frills Just the same In the way of clubs and that port of thing. And if a man belongs to a club ho doesn't have to ( rot real thirsty , you understand. "But bay , talking nbout sad cases I can tell you the worst yon over hoard. A man named Nisloy belonged to our club and ho bad political aspirations. "Ho wanted to bo mayor of Abllcno first and I suppose would also Imvo liked to boon governor , senator and president , and several other things. "Well , he's a rattling good follow , so wo went to work nnd elected him mayor , think ing how nice it was that wo could have one of our own kind of people in authority. And what do you suppose he did ? " "Glvo ft up. " "He didn't do n thing but RO > In with the radical prohibition gang nnd close up ovorv club In town , not oven giving his own club two minutes grace , Umphl" And Mr , Uuvenport fell into n fit of brown studies , out of which not even the scintil luting wit of the newspaper man could bring him. Call ml Down t > y n 1'lniiu Mover. An Omaha man Just returned from the World's fnlr , tolls n little story nbout his Visit to nn Arabian sideshow in Midway plalsanco , that is "worth the prlcoof ad' mission. " "I drifted down there in the wake of quite a crowd which wns gathering at the call of n noisy person who was announcing the fact that ho was speaking for the most blood thirsty man on earth. The gentleman ret ) resented was a big , husky Arab , who wouli ] atnnd nbout six foot in his shirt slt-uvcs iinci without socks. Ho was built accordingly , ' "Walk up ladies nnd gentlemen , nnd see Mus\nph \ Bun Lxnlld , the human hyena , tin lappcr of blood , thu terror of the Sahara : and heavyweight defender of the faith , " VD clforated the loud voiced man , "Una up niy friends , nnd see Mustnph Ben Lodld who hns never been defeated by mortal man nnd who bathes in human goro. " D"AH this tlmo Mustaph Hen Lotid ] wa < walking back and forth on a parapet back o : the ' ' off himself with 'capper' , currying f awing of the shoulders that would have bcoi the center of ndiiiirafiou in the Bowery , am peeling his tooth In tlio manner used by i coyote when ho can't got into the chickcv house. Ha looked ns litrgo as a restaurant chcnlc nt the World's fair. "Tho moro timid ones in the crowd hcU their breath with both hanus at the men Bight of htm. " "Would some gentleman hi tl o crowd Hki to try conclusions witli Mustnpht" asked tin voclferator. "If BO , lot him stand forth , will guarantee that in less than four round Mustnph will not only knock out his oppo nent , but will mop the ] > arapo with his prostrate form , lick ui the blooa of his enemy am drop the defeated man's manglci form Into the through of water which , yoi observe , lies near the parapet. " "Hero was n largo bluff , ana 1 dlii'nt tblnl any ono would go against it , " said the Omahi man , "but ono mt > n did , Ha was a email but muscular Gorman , qulto close to th ground , but built on n liberal plan so far a o went. Ho slowly skinned off his coat tejiprlnsr Mu tapb' ยง wltucrinif glances , am wont up the steps to punish the haughty Oriental nnd meet liU I ft re o bluff. "They squared off , nnu then something hapDcncd very suddenly.Tho qtilot hut plucky German reached once , cmtitht Mu - mpli by the slack of hi * Oriental pants ; spilled him oft his feet ; jolted his prostrate form heavily against the parapet several times ; then lifted him up nnd dropped him Into the trough of water afore mentioned. Of course n big liowl went up , nnd everybody wanted to pot a closer look nt tbo little Ger man. "Tlio now hero wns modest. Ho quietly came down the steps nnd picked up his coat ns If nothing had happened. Then , ns ho wns nbout to put himself inside the garment , ho remarked , in the most nonchalant matter-of-fact manner 1m- nglnablo thnt rlcnrly Indicated the prldo of his profession : 'I hnf been a piano mofcr already yet. " "His ability In his profession was unques tioned by the delighted crowd nftcr It BO.W the ease with which ho played mumble peg with the Arabian champion. The red skinned product of the Orient slowly arose from the trough nnd sneaked Into ttio side show with his laurels trailing In the dust. " Victims of Anphyxliitlon. "Ono sees a wlioln lot of Jokes about rural- Ists blowing out t.tio gas , " said Councilman Sol Prince yesterday , "but do you know It's nearly always those who ought to know better wiio got asphyxiated ? It Is usually the result of carelessness or drunkcncssand , by the waya drunken man who has Inhaled gns Is fnr harder to resuscitate than n sober man. "How do I go to work to bring nn nsphyx- lated person back to the world ? Now , there's something very few people understand , but which every hotel man ought to know. I have a method which I have tried In flvo or six eases , nnd it has never fulled but once , nnd thnt was when the patient was too far gone for any earthly power to save him. "In the first place , send for n doctor. Then , while wnltlnc for his arrival , open the patient's shirt , take oft his shoes nnd stockings and beat his neck ami chest nnd the soles of his feet vigorously with a wet towel , sending mean while for two pitchers of wnter , ono Ice cold nnd the other boiling hot. Dip the towel in the hot wntcr nnd ntiply it to the chest nnd neck , alternating thU treat ment with nn application of the cold water. Then hold a sponge saturated with ammoniate to the nostrils. If there is a spark of lifo loft the patient will now begin to show it. The next thing to do is to force a few teaspoonfuls - spoonfuls of brandy down the patient's throat and let the doctor'do the rest ; if ho isn't on hnnd by this time ho outrht to bo. ' "Tho llrst thing to do , I should have stated , Is to got the patient into the open air , and give him plenty of fresh ozone ; this is the first nnd principal consideration. "Very few persons asphyxiated by gas nro so far gone thnt they cannot bo resuscitated by this method , which is something every body ought to know. "It Is fact that a every partly-asphyxiated person I have ever brought back to life has nskeu , 'What did you do it for ? ' nnd goes on to add that asphyxiation is pleasant , uut re suscitation is horrible , or words to that cf- fuct. The sensations nro much the saino , I fancy , us these experienced by a drowning person. " Jtomccly AVorao rUnii tlio Caufto. "i nm shaving myself now , if nny ono should ask you , " said Mr. B. 1i. Jacks of Muscotah yesterday. "Why ? I'll tell you. I patronized one barber shop for years and always got good service ana all that , but 1 had a standing kick coming ; the barbers would talk , you know. You'vo seen that kind , i suppose. "Well , I used to go nnd complain to the boss barbcrand nsk for surcease , but narry a surcease did I got. I tried all the now men ns fast as they came in. and nil that , but U lidu't do any good. Finally I told tlio pro prietor I was going to quit him. "I have been afrnid of this Mr. Jacks , " lie said , "and linvo tried to avoid It. I don't want to lose such a good customer ns your self. Now , if you will give us ono moro trial , Mr. Jacks , I think wo can make it moro agreeable for you. I have hired a deaf nnd dumb man who will go to work in the morn- 'ng. "Tlvat was satisfactory to you , I suppose , " returned THIS Bcu man. "Yrs , oh , yes , " replied Mr. Jacks , sarcas tically. "Young man , do you see these scars ? Well , thnt deaf and dumb barber triea to converse with his hands nnd shave mo atone ono und the same tlmo. That's all. Here after I shave myself and got the hired girl to cut my hair. " The l.uillrs. The pleasant effect and perfect safety with which ladies may use the California liquid laxative , Syrup of Fitrs , under all conditions , makes it their favorite remedy. To got the true and genuine article , look for the name of the California Fig Syrup Co. , printed new the bottom of the packago. $400.00 lots $25.00 down ; see page 7. 3 KXCUUSIOP.S KAS Via the Wubasli Knllronil. No. 1. For the Epworth league convention vontion nt Cleveland , O. , Juno 2'J ' to July 2. The Wahash , In connection with the Detroit nnd Cleveland Navigation com pany , will nmko a rate of $10 for the round trip from Chicago. No. 2. For the Y. P. S. C. E. conven tion at Montreal , July 5 to 9. Only 818 from Chicago via the Wahash. In ad dition to the regular sleopiiig cars elegant now tourist curs will ho attached to tills train at $1.50 potborth. . Foil TICKETS , sleeping berths or a tourist-folder , giving list of side trips , with cost of snuio , call nt the Wahash olllccs , 201 Clark btmit and Dearborn stntion- Chicago ; 1502 Furnnm street , Oinalm , or write G. N. CLAYTON , N. W. P. Agt. , Omaha , Neb Samuel Burns inaugurates the semi annual pitcher bale Monday morning. 50 decorated pitchers , 25o ; formerly 50c. 60 decorated pitchers , 50o ; formerly $1.00. 50 decorated pitchers , 75c ; formerly Itnrn lliirnoil. The brick barn in tlio roar of C220 Farnam street wns damaged to the extent of nbout $200 by fire at noon yesterday. The building is owned by Chris Hartman nnd occupied by J. J. Johnson. The Johnson family is auscnt nt Chicago , and the 11 ro is supposed to have been the work of some children , who wcro playing nbout the building , Busy poopio have no tune , and ssnsil o people , have no inclination to uso' ' pills tlr.it make themjslok n day for every dose they take. They have learned thut the use of Do Witt's Little Kurly Klsors does not In terfere with tholr health by causing naussa pain or griping. Tlicso little pills nro per , feet in action and rcsulto , regulating tliu stomach and bowels so tint headaches , dU- zlncss and lassitude uro proventoJ. They clcaiiso the blood , clear the complexion mU one np the system , tots of health in thjaa littlufullows. o Raymond & Co. , gravel roofers. 1-100 Funmiu. 8100.00 lots 825.00 down ; eeo page 7 , Sunday Hcrrvntlun , Many people went to Hansom park as usual yesterday und enjoyed the shaclu nnd music. All the parks and pleasure resorts wore well patronized and the lemonade venders werouupremely happy. Fatigue and oxlnustion overcome by Brome Seltzer , Contains no opiate. "Tho 1'lrulo of the Season , " The third annual picnic of David Gil bert council American Order Steam en gineers at Fremont , Neb , , Sunday , Juno 25th. Special train leaved 'Webster street depot 8:00 : a. in , , via Fremont , Elkhorn Missouri Valley railroad , re turning sumo evening , Dancing , music , games , amusements and refreshments. Tickets , Sl.OO. Samuel Burns has reduced the stock of refrigerators to 15 , which ho wants to close out at 10 pop cent from factory prices. HEAVEN IS A HOME OF REST EOT , Prank Oratio Discusses Work and Play in Various Forms , PIANISTS OFTEN WORK WHEN THEY PLAY Life It n VnrloRiUccl Etporlcnco with Most I'coplc Annual ( Address thut Iflllofl the First Alothodlit Church'Vest orday. The annual address to the graduating class bf the Omnha High school was ilollv- cred ycstonlny nt llio First Methodist church by Hov. Frank Crnno. Tlio spacious edifice wns filled to the doors. Scats had been re served for the members of the clnss and the teachers and professors of the school in the center of the church , A largo number of them attended. Hov. Crane selected ns his subject. "Work and Play. " The text ho applied to the sub ject was found In Genesis , "In the sweat of thy face shall thou cat thy bread. " The speaker said , among other things , that llfo was n variegated experience with most people. It was n succession of joys and sorrows , vaulting ambitions nnd distressing disappointments. Each day of school was divided into seasons of work nnd recreation or play. Each year had its tlmo of work nnd toll and Its season of relaxation nnd rest. It was a rule of life that all men should work and all ought to have n tlmo for play. This was true of animal lifo below tlio human species ns well. The birds and llshea hud ( ho.ir times and places for sport and for work. The old beaver built the dam whllo the young bcnvcr frolicked in the water. Some horses pulled heavy loads m > the hill while others were kicking up their heels in green pastures. Distinction Without Difference. What was the real difference between work and play ? There appeared to bo but very little difference from an outward point of vio.v. The young man who rode a bicycle was employing the saino sets of muscles ns the man who trumped on "tho tread mill In the prison yard , but one was work and the other was piny. The laborer who pulled the heavy bucket of mud out of the well was using the same sets of muscles as the man who pulled the oars on a boat that glides over the water like n swan , but. one was woric and the other play. The boy playing chess was exorcising his brain perhaps Just ns severely as the lad who bent over his Greek lesson , but ono was work and the other play. Why was one pleasant and the other irksome ? Because in what wo call play the individual was led , wtiilo in work ho v as driven. Play was Us own reward and gratification , while work had some other end in view. Work was the stepping stone that led to the most eujoyablo nnd wholesome kind of play. Nobody liked to work until they had so thoroughly mastered their particular task that it had become play. All play spends itself in the exertion , while to worlc there is nn after consideration of the greatest im portance. No Wet It in Heaven. The speaker held that there would bo no work in heaven. Everything would bo play there. The God of the universe had got through with work. Ho had so mastered the task of building this world that It was simply play to attend to it now. People speak of children spending their earliest years in play. As a matter of fact the lirst exertions of n child were in the nature of work. The little fellow Just learn ing how to make his iiFst stem was not play ing , by a IOLJ ; deal , ho was.working. . lie kept on working until ho got "control of his limbs and then ho began to play. The young lady who wished to become a skillful pianist had to work the instrument for months be fore she could play on it. Her "ono two- three four" on the piano was not pleasant to herself or anybody else in the vicinity , but that sort of work was absolutely necessary if she over expected to play. The same was true of the young man who attempted to ride' a bicycle , lie had to work with it a while and sweat and fume over the machine for n while before ho could make play out of the management of it. JMontul und 3Ior.il Gambols. This same rule hold good in mental and moral exertions. Great thinkers were obliged to plod and plod for years before they discovered the hidden secrets of nature and art and reduced work to play , Heal poetry was produced by brains that had learned to play. Great orators were those who could play upon the feelings of the people , not those who had to work when they got up before the audience. It was al ways painful to sco a speaker work his way through his discourse by tlio assistance of manuscript. Men of talent usually worked , men of genius played , but genius had to work before it reached that state where it could play. The sublime exultation of play could come only to those who had known what it was to work. When Webster stood , up in the United States senate and made that wonderful reply to liuiuo he was playing , but his ability to play was only made pos sible bv years and yearsof hard work. When asked how ho happened to make so master ful u speech with no time in which to pre pare it , ho replied that ho hnct been prepar ing for that speech all his life. The speaker said in closlmr that the right kind of Christians were Christian because they did not want to bo anything else. The difference between real religion and more morality was that in the former the life was its own reward while in the latter there was an object to bo attained. People were moral because they thought IV paid to bo so , but people were religious because they enjoyed that kind of n life. The man who was re ligious because ho thought ho ouht to bo , or was forced into it , was either a hypocrite or a fraud. True religion nnd the genuine spirit of bcnovolcnco never stopped to ask whether or not the mime of the donor would bo printed in the newspapers. Those who had passed the irksome work period in re ligious and moral matters were satisticd with the inherent reward attached to every act of generosity and kindness , and looked for no other acknowledgement than the ap proval of a pure and upright conscience. The address was evidently very much en joyed by the members of the class and by the lurgo audience , for tlio CciiiiinUslon. Hon. James E. North , the nowlv appointed revenue collector , has been watched for in Omaha for several days. Ho is currently reported ns having * nltl. however , that until his commission twinhcs him no Is neither co- ing to say a word nor move ft foot , but thnt when the lookodUor document docs arrive , ho will considcrbhlm.iclf public property nnd conduct hltiiMsltaecordlngly. C'MUfS. Una of tlio I'rmnUlnc District * of South 1 Dakntiii OusTnn CITT , S ; D. , Juno 10. [ Special Corrcspondcnco. ] Ouster county In the southern UlaekiHills country , where In ad- dltlon to largo mining interests , the people are engaged In n small way in ngricultural pursuits and stock raising , is twonty.flvo miles in width by seventy In length and contains about 0,000 people , most of whom are pioneers In some part of the Black Hills. The principal towns are Cus- tcr City , Buffalo Gap and Hormosa. Cuts and wheat are the leading grain crops nnd u small quantity of hardy vegetables nro grown In the foot hills. The county is very rich in minerals , there being no less than thirty . 'gold mines which have been developed with shafts and tun nels , whllo mica and tin mines are almost as plentiful as the roclts themselves. All the gold ore of this section Is of the refractory kind nnd requires special treatment , and so far no process has been discovered by which all the gold can bo saved , though the Key stone works , near Hill City , are getting out considerable bullion. Considerable placer mining is and has been done through hero , many of the gulches yielding ns high ns $80- 000 in dry dlgsrlngsso that nil the placer min ing through hero now must bo deeper , nnd in water or bed rock , which requires some ma chinery nnd heavy timbers In tunnel shifts. In this section are located the great tin mines ; the Harvey Peak Mill and Mining company owns eleven hundred tin mines and claims. It has been producing n largo amount of tin , employing about 1,200 men , but March 1 , owing to some disagreement between the English nnd American stock holders the mill was shut down , und all Is quiet In the Hartley Peak tin district till the stockholders can agree. Several largo mir.i mines are found through here , and 10- ccntly n Minneapolis company lias begun developing one. As the workmen sink the shaft , great books of mica crop out from the lodges. Already several thousand pounds of this queer formation have been taken out. and this kind of mining promises to be ono of the great industries of this part of the Black Hills , ns there are now twenty-nine mica mines partly developed. The Fremont , Elkhorn & Missouri Valley nnd the B. & M. roads run through the county , giving first-class railroad facilities for n now country. Lumber can bo purchased everywhere through hero for from $7 to 810 per 1,000 , foot , and first-class building stone can bo had by picking it up , so buildings need not bo expensive. About six miles from Custer City is ono of the prettiest spots as made by dame nature , pict uresque , majestic , gigantic and beautiful , Sylvan lake. This was formerly Custer lake. Down in a valley , yet at nn altitude of 0.000 feet , rests this beautiful little body of water , cov ering about 100 acres of ground or rocks. Being of very soi't spring water it is remark ably clear and bright , whllo nil around it tower great rocks hundreds of feet high , casting their shadows into the crystal waters. A short distance from hero is the famous Har.iey peak , 8,000 feet above the level of the sea and upon another side the mountain known as the Medics , lamous in the history of the hills and grand to behold. Hero , too , is the government mound number eighty-two from which the mineral surveys of the hills country begin. A number of springs surround this wonder ful and beautiful naturaf resort and the par- tics owning it are making some improvements preparatory to opening it up as an attractive summer resort for tourists and invalids. Custer City , the largest and oldest town in the southern hills , contains nbout 1,000 people and is the county seat of Custer county. The people are proverbial for their courtesy and liberality , nearly all of them being in at the llrst , of the opening of the Hills to the ambitious vi-hite men. The majority of them are experienced miners and have valuable claims of cold , tin or mica , a part of which they are ready to part with as soon ns the mines of this part of the Hills begin to become desirable properties. Ono national and ono- state bank , two hotels , a good court house , three churches and n good school house , a good class of business men go to make up the wideawake little city of Custer. The Custer Chronicle , a weekly republican paper , furnishes the news and is largely responsible for the good conduct of its citizens and a handsome republican majority in its county. Captain Williard , the sheriff and Judge Hobbins are making special efforts to encourage capital and people to locate in their county and'with some outside help they will soon double the population. The plain truth is good enough for Hood's Sarsaparilla. No need of embcllsliment or sensationalism. Hood's cures. 8400.00 lots 823.00 down ; see PURO 7. East From ChlciiKo vli Pennsylvania Lines to Mountain und Ocean ICesurtH. Advantages peculiar to the Pennsyl vania lines make them the desirable thoroughfares from Chicago to Bedford Springs , Altoonn , Ebonsburg , or any o the delightful summer havens In the cool Al'eghcny ' mountains. By no other route can Crcsson , the ideal retreat on the crest of that romantic mountain range , bo reached , as the Pennsylvania is the only line direct to it , nnd the only ono leading past the Pack Saddle and the. Allcgrippus , around the famous Horse Shoo curve and along the Blue .Tuniata , the richest of America's scenic gems. For reaching Atlan tic City , Capo May , Ashury Park , Long Branch , Ocean Grove , Sea Girt , Elberon , Ocean Beach , Berkeley , Newport , Narragansott Pier , Martha's Vineyard , Nantttcket , or any of the nu merous watering places that dot the At lantic seahoard , these lines are particu larly desirable. For a trip to the Adirondacks - irondacks , the Catskills and resorts in northeastern Now , York , Connecticut , Rhode Island. Massachusetts , Vermont. Now Hampshire and Mnino , exceptional facilities for n delightful journey are ollorcd via thia direct route , ovot1 which 0 fast through trains run daily to the east from Chicatro , as follows : 0:45 : a. in , , 10:45 : a. in. , 3:15 : p. in. , G p. in. 7:30 : p. m. , 11:30 p. m. The ser vice includes Pullman vestibule sleeping nnd dining cars. For details address Thos. II. Thorp , Traveling Passenger Agent , Davenport , la.o . S100.00 lots $25.00 down ; see page 7. Baking Powders Before Congress. The Pure Food bill before Congress would be a righteous measure for the people , and should become a Jaw. The public want pure food , and in order to protect themselves must know what is adulterated. All adulterated preparations should be so branded , including Baking Powders containing Ammonia or Alum. Then if people want to dose themselves with "Absolutely Pure" Ammonia or Alum , they will do it knowingly. The public have been looking up the composition of Ammonia and Alum and they don't ' like the idea of eating either in their hot biscuit. Dr. Price's Cream Baking Powder Is a Pure Cream of Tartar Powder ; free from Ammonia , Alum , Lime or other adulteration. And every investigation , whether in the laboratory or kitchen , confirms and emphasizes its superior ity in every way. AREYOU GOING AWAY ? Whether Yon Am or Hot You Ncul to Know .Tint U'hnttoDn , Until nt Home nnillilto Awny. Nenrly ovorrbcdy Is planning to do more or Itm travelling at this gonson. Mnny pcopto tf ho cun afford It eo to Kurflpo nnd spend n grejttOonl of tlmo nbroid. Today you moot a limn In Itoatnn , nnd iioxt week you encounter hltu In San I'nuiclsoo. Those who have not tbo tlino or mo mi to take tlicso oxtciulca trios goto soniosuminor resort , or t.iko it little trip occasionally. TliU li rlRMt nnu proper. Wo need clmnno. Inn nil tlilsriintilnenloiitoiiu < ics ftcsh risks to lionttli iintl IICo. although tlio travelling may bo tukon for hn.illh nml Dions- tiro. Exposure , clmnxo of itllmnto mid habits , clianga of wutor im.l diet , loss of sloop , nml all tlicso things innUo uuoplo sick at ovt ry incon- vunlont times mid In unoxpeclocl places , People ple iniilor Midi olrcuinstnncus nru often solzod wllli sickness wlioro atiltiililo ineillenl help or romocHcq are nnt nt Intnl. Uld roniplalnts lira awakened which freiiuontty tnko a fresh holil nndoften result In dmitli. At such limes III- ness tnny often ( > u warded oir hy tlio prompt usootsonio good iiioillelnul stimulant. There la no < ttltnulnnt cqtlul to pure wlilskoy , i\tid tlio purest medicinal whiskey upon tlio tntir- Uct todny Is Dully's I'ttro Mult , It lilts been lioforo tlio jmti'.lD for yuan. It , tuny bo po sl- lo : that ooino interested person inuy snv tlutt other whliUoyH uro Just , ns jjooJ , but It should bo 'Jorno In tultid that nthnr nliUknys do not accomplish whut Dairy's I1 uro .Mult has at- coinpltslipd for the past , twenty years. It has suved the lives of thousands , mid Its prompt Una lius provontcil the d minor. * which cliancus of thoRomon und Incidents of travel always occixsloti. DErAIlTJIENT OP PotlCE , SlTH PRECINCT ) CHICAGO , July 25,1S91. / I have Buffered with rheumatism for years , have tried almost n'l remedies , but have found none to . I recommend It equal Ath-lo-pho-ros. cheerfully WILLIAM K. STAUL , Sergeant of Police. All druggists. $1 per bottle. The Athloplioro Co. , New Haven , Conn. nna viper quickly ro tflST VITALITY stored. J ervous Debility , , , . , inrnly.ciiled . bj INI > A I'll , the prcnt Hindoo lirmcdy. Sold with writ ten frliarantro of rllrr. Hiirulilu unt tree. Addrfxa Oriental Medical Co. . SS rijr .ulh l-lan , Ctltaio , 111. Afc'v ! / y ' 5v Ay/k' ' a $ * y'a' ! < This -wonderful preparation is Purely Vegetable : compounded from the prescription of the Official Physician to the Court of Spain. "Espano " recreates Mental and Nerve Power in Matt and Woman. An infallible remedy for Nervous and General Debility , Nervous Prostration , Creeping Paralysis , Weakness caused by Debilitating Bosses , Excesses or Over-indulgences , In cipient Softening of the Brain or Paresis , Dissiuess , I/oss of Memory , Confused Thoughts and all Brain , Nerve or Sexual Weaknesses. It has no equal in restoring the Stomach and Brain to its normal condition following the abuse of Alcoholic Beverages , or indulgence in the Opium , Morphine or Chloral habit. Have you abused the laws of nature and injured your nervous system ? Are you despondent and melancholy with confused ideas and gloomy thoughts ? " ESPANO " wll positively euro you. It contains no mineral poisons nnd Is remarkable for awakening organic action throughout the system and an improvement in every tissue. It produces better muscles , bones , nerves , hair , nails , skin , blood nnd gives vigorous lifo to the unfortunate who lias exhausted his powers. Trepared in tablet form nnd packed in boxes convenient to carry in the pocket. Each box contains 00 doses or enough to last ono month nnd is worth many times its weight in gold. The price $1.00 per box or 0 boxes for $5.00 if ordered at ono time nnd a guarantee will bo given that any capo men tioned above that it docs not euro , the money will bo refunded. As to our financial standing wo refer to any bank in this city. Sent charges prepaid to any address in United States or Canada. Put up in plain wrapper with no mark to distinguish what it is. Send for circulars and testimonials. Address , 1 Stockton Street SAN FRANCISCO , CAL. , U. S. A. An able Brain and Nerve Specialist can at any tlmo bo confidentially consulted entirely free of charge , personally or by mail , at the above address. address.b'&W&l& b'&W&l& * 1S9k/fy G/ & SS/1lrti/V * Tlie BEAUTIFUL EFFECT , TONB AND SOFTNESS. AN AHT THBA'SIWR. CALL AND EXAMINE THI3 WOHIC IF YOU AHK TH1NIUXQ OF HAVING A LAUOE I'lOTIME MADE. IN 10X20 FINE FHAMI5 AT ti J3XTKA WITH EVERY DO/SEN CABINET PHOTOa HIGHCL\HIrU \ ) ) } > H , AT POPULAR PRICES. OMAHA. .A Full Teeth extracted In morning , New oneuiimcrltd afternoon bauiu < luy. Perfect nt guar anteed. Itrd J'Joor , J'lixtnn lilaok , Kith nnd . Elevutoron 10th Street. Telephone 10S5. IIUINO THIS WITU'OVr gmmmmmmmmmmmwmmmm | ARE YOU A PREACHER ? % Dili you get up in your pulpit atiJ toll the members of "ZSm L your coiiKrcKtittou that "there's a laud that is hotter than " "jg this ? " * DU1 some of the members look skeptical , ami wear * g "whew ! . ' . . . " ' of g I.dou't'belleve-It-if.you-do.say.so" sort n < look when you told 'em ? -Ja you tell your depositors that "a run on a bank" was apt to make a man hot , and the only thing to do was to keep cool , no matter"wTlat happened it was more "In- teresf'lng ? Docs It make you "warm under the collar" to see an Ice wagon leaving jjreat big chunks of frozen river at a man's house , when he hasn't paid you for the coal that kept him from freezing hist winter ? Preacher , Danker , Coal man , I/.iwycr , Doctor , Traveling man , Laboring man , or any other man ? Do you want to look well In warm weather ? Did It ever strike yon that the man that looked most comfortable looked best _ _ _ . these days ? fE DID IT STRIKE That the mini with n thin coat , russet shoes , negligee shirt , straw hnt , and as few other things on as possible , looked much better than the'-dressed up" fellow ? Did it strike you that there's no place like jjurs to { jet these things nt moderate prices ? E DID IT STEM ! That our straw huts at a quarter are exactly the same sort of hats that our neighbors get fifty cents for ? Did it strike yon that the black alpaca coats that we sell for L seventy-five cents are usually a dollar and a quarter ? E DID IT STR3K ! that we're opening thin coats , and coats and vests , this week , by the thousands ? That we carry any and all kinds alpacas mohairs serges brilliant ines flannels cords drap d'etes blacks and colors ; regular extra and "long" si/es ? Thut a dollar here is a Uollar-n-a-liaf anywhere else ? Probably no one in the entire west can show yon as good a gold or silver watch as weWe have a special railroad watch ( registered ) that Is u perfect time-keeper. rilTEEMH AND OJOUJt. U , OJl/IL , 1316 Douglas Street , Omaha , Neb , The eminent iD cl lit | In norvoin. chronic , prrat | . blood , ikla and nrlnirr dliemi. A regnUr V rozUtorod lir.iJu-jto In mediclno , ni rtluloui is anil oartlUailei will iliotr , 1i till treitlni wllU the yraalMt uccc ) , eMtarrli. loil umuliooil , lomliul vrjilnsn , nUtit lonui ana nil foruu of print , dlitiiat. nn mercury uied. New troilmam far Ion of vital power , 1'urtli * uaablo tu rlilt momtr bit trotted HUomB lij corrusponjericu , MaJlcInu or InitruiuanU ien ! t > r mall oroxproii ucjrolr packadi no qiarki to IndU CttUicoaloutsor .endjr , Ono nor onal Interflow preferred. ComulUtloa free. Corrnipondeaou trloll prlrata. Hook ( Mr Iorlcs ol l.lfo ) lout ff e. OnicoUoar , 9 a.m. to V p.m. 8uu < J ji , 10 , m , to U uj bead ; tump fur circular , HOLL9N3 INSTITUTE HOTBTOUUT Ml'ltlNUtit Va. II lull B UWO nd HI Ib * triln 0 * KVII.S. WKAKNKbSKS , DH.UIl.lTr , ETC. . tb t or coinninr thorn la inun QUICKLY ana NKNri.V CU11BU. I'ull BTHKNOTH flvon to orcrr pttt of the tiodr. 1 will sint ( curclf packed ) HtKlUo ttnr nurfyror lb tlon Iliut curud mo of tlieie troubles. Ai A , UHAULUy , 1U.TTLE CU.ltii MIC * . J