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HWOKN HTATHMKNT OK C1HCUI.ATION. Etnlnof Ncbrnnkn , I Connlr t linnitlni. I ( IiMirue H T cliiisk , uncrotnry of THE llrr. pub- HMilna rnmpiinjr. dues noloninlr iwnnr that tlm fcttml circulation of'I lit : IIAll.r HKK tor tliu neck nrtliiK April J-J. ICJ3 ( , WHS at fulloirj : Hunilnr , April 2.1 M.HM atmxlnjr , Airll at ! )8U Tiipsrtixr , April M SI7i : : Wuilnoftilajr , April Ji ! 2IS.I7 'lhiiDi < lnr , April ilT SMU'I ' 1'rlilnr. April 2S n..nii Knturclnr. Alirll ? J SUM ) OHO II. T/SCllUrK Sworn to before mo nnit nutjucrlbort tn mjr prov cnco Hill 2Mtli dnr of April , IS'J.1 .N. 1' . KKIU Notnrr Public. AvnriiRO Circulation lor March , IHIKI , 31,171) SKNATOU QUAY , who has returned from his boutharu tour to look nftor Pennsylvania politics , tolls the ropuhli- canH of that state that greater regard than heretofore must ho had for the character of aspirants in selecting can didates. Tt will ho well for Nohraska republicans to inuko a note of this as of worthy imitation. GONKUNOU KUSSIIM , has entered the lists In the crusade against trusts. Ho reminds the Massachusetts legislature o' the urgent need of more stringent restrictions upon the stock and hond- iHsuing privileges of bueh corporations , lilsolosures in connection with the Uoston gas ring investigation wore the incentive for the governor's admonition. THK newly rcappointcd Union Pacific railroad director , County Commissioner 1'addock , Is cavorting around the de partments at Washington. In nuo time lie will condescend to return to the place In which ho is supposed to ho doing IwBlncss for the county and draw his Hilary for April , if he lias not already drawn It in advance , as ho did his pay for the two weeks prior to his resuming the functions of commissioner in his present term. When it comes to draw ing his salary Major Paddock never falls to put in an appearance with promptness and dispatch. u county road pavement should ho of durable material. Limestone maca dam will not do. That was shown con clusively on Farnam street at an expense of $21,000 to the property owners , and three years discomfort to everybody who Vodo up and down that thoroughfare during the macadam period. Wooden blocks uro not to bo thought of and a l > rick roadway would bo n doubtful ex periment unless laid upon a bed of con crete at least six inches deep. The only tangible paving material for our coun try roads are stone blocks. In making selections it becomes aquestion.whethor the cheapest stone is the most economic in the long run. Colorado sandstone blocks are a trillo cheaper than granite , hut they will not stand the wear and tear half as well as Sioux Falls granite. Colorado stouo will wear down in less than ton years and have to bo turned nml rolald. Sioux Falls granite will bo as good 100 years hence as when laid. public will watch with interest the inauguration of what promises to bo the greatest railroad freight war over waged on the Paolllc coast. The rates which the Southern Pacific proposes tent nt once put In operation on such com modities as scoured wool , wine , borax and rags and like freights are said to bo in several instances not moro than 1mlf the regular rates , and , according to the view expressed In a Sail Francisco tolo- tfrnm , they are so low that neither by rail nor steamer can freights ho moved with any protlt to the transportation companies. The schemu of the Southern Pacific Railroad company in making this onslaught is to break down the com petition of the now North American Navigation company. At this date the steamship company has only third-rate ptcamors chartered and it is stated has 110 accommodations for a largo business. But the now transportation company may huvo resources and facilities behind it which the Southern Pacific does not Biispcct and it may bo able to carry freight at a loss as long as the railroad cares to compote. At any rate the shippers of the western coast will have the benefit of the competition as long as It lasts. RECENTLY published statistics showIng - Ing the increase of trade with countries that have reciprocity arrangements with the United States conclusively Hhow that the policy has up to this time- boon anything but a sham. As ono item it may bo stated that during a year and ix half of reciprocity with Cuba and Porto Rlci our trade with these Islands increased to the extent of over $18,000,000 , more than three fourths of this amount being in exports. Nearly all the flour now consumed in these islands is Ameri can , whereas before reciprocity this country sent very little there , and there lias boon a generous growth in the exports of other articles which are es pecially favored by the arrangement. The total increase in our trade , duo largely or wholly to reciprocity , is esti mated to bo not far from 8100,000,000 ; but , allowing it to ho half that amount , the policy has boon of great value to our agricultural producers and manufac turers , much moro to the former than the latter. Nevertheless , it seems to bo the settled determination of the party in power to attack this policy , and it will not bo surprising it within the next two yours some of the moro important reciprocity ugroomonts uru abandoned. AND T1IK I'l'lttM I'l.l'NOKH- MIS. Thontmosphrroof Lincoln hnit boon tnlntod wlthcoiTiptloti nml venality for no innny jo.irn that nu\ attempt V > IIUI-RU nml clean up sta.t < institutions ( s nunto bo ascribed hv the organs uf tno DOWITB thnt be inper- witml spite work or jiolltlnil iiwlleo ami ro- vrtieoOuuu Hun. When 1'llot Ilosowntor doolumt thnt tlio "viiry nlr of Lincoln Is permeated with cor ruption" he Invites a slnp from every self- respecting citizen ot Lincoln and every No- timsknn who Is proud of the state and its cnpltiit city Jniiriittl , Rvov MHO ; TMK OMAHA IJr.n. In Its struct" fur .uiMH.ulomltsm ami ItH ffTorU to nmku IMlltlf.il cnnltrtl tlirouili Inrtlcttncnt of state onii'on , lin < born rhiKliiK tl * chawa hi this line , It has at every oipuiUmlty ] nml on n.ini- berloss orcnslims nbus'il mill nnillgntK ) Lin coln nnd hi'lu It up to public view us a city ( copied with Individuals who uro tlilcvcs nml robbers , public nnd private plunderers nnd who live , move anu have tholr boinjf hi nn atmosphere fetid with corruption nid | dis honesty. Those cowardly and wtultous Insults upon a people that In Intelligence , morality , honesty and ovcryiiunhflcatlcu thnt POPS to nutko up Rood citizenship outshine the people of Omahii as the sun outshines a tnllow candle , will boar fruit that will In no way redound to the credit of Omaha or the cowardly assassin of character who gives thorn publicity. * * # * The people over the state know how inde cent nml dishonest the uttucks of Tun OMAHA UIK : upon Lincoln are. Two thousand plrls nml boys from over the state are attending school In Lincoln whcra there lire not llfty from over the state attending school In Omaha. They do not come to Lincoln nor are they sent to Lincoln because "the air is permeated with corruption , " but because this city stands pre-olinlncntly above any other city In the west , exactly the opposite of this. Lincoln Call. Who dares deny that the atmosphere of Lincoln Is tainted with C3rruption and venality ? Who dnres deny that the state has been systematically pillaged by thieving ringnters who Imvo for years Infested the state capital ? Why were Dan Lauor and William Dargau indicted by a Lancaster county grand jury ? Did not the same grand jury come very near Indicting noveral state olllccrs who were implicated in asylum swindles and penitentiary steals ? Was not the collapse of the Capitol National bank the climax of Imposture , forgery and the rankest ot grand larconv , involv ing the state in a possible loss of oovoral hundred thousand dollars and ruining scores of honest working men , merchants , widows aiut orphans ? Was there nothing corrupt in the deals f > etwcon the penitentiary con tractor and members of the state board ? Huvo not the high-handed frauds perpetrated by supply contractors and subordinates in state institutions in collusionwith state otlicials been a cry ing scandal in this state for years ? Were not our "indignant1' contempor aries of the Journal mixed up in a good many of these frauds upon the taxpayers and is it not decidedly impudent lor such unclean gentry to ask self-respect ing Nebraskans to resent the moro inti mation that the atmosphere of Lincoln is tainted with corruption ? Why don't the clti/eiis of Albany resent the re peated charges of corruption and venality made by the Now York papers against the rotten rings that Imvo infested their city for years and years ? Did the- reputable papers of Now York , Philadelphia and other commercial centers consider the exposure and breaking up of munici pal boodlor gangs as a cowardly and gratuitous insult to Intelligent and hon est citizens Is it not an insult to the intelligence of the state for anybody pretending to common decency to ascribe the exposure of dishonest methods in the management ot state institutions and the effort to de pose olllcials who have connived at fraud and winked at barefaced swindles to por- boual malignity and hostility to Lincoln ? Do the people who have 2,000 boys and girls attending the educational Institu tions at Lincoln want the truth sup pressed ? Do they want their boys and girls to ad mire and respect public officials who have violated their sworn obliga tions , made themselves parties to corrupt jobs and countenanced the most unblush ing frauds ? Our much insulted and indignant contemporaries evidently on- tortaln a very low estimate of the morals of the people of Nebraska and the patrons of our state educational in stitutions. Fortunately for the reputa tion of Lincoln and the state , the editors who take exceptions to the coin-so of THK BKE speak for only n very small fraction of. the people at the state capital. They lack lament ably in moral stamina and Imvo always represented the element that considers stealing from the state perfectly legiti mate. The honest , self respecting , un- buught and unpurchasablo. citizens of Lincoln , and especially the hundreds of victims ol the Moshor bank swindle , are in accord with the effort to purge and clean up the state institutions , and they do not feel insulted or maligned by the publicity which Tun Bui : has given to legislative investigations and impeachment pro ceedings. We need scarcely say that the people of Nebraska , with the excep tion of the criminal classes , their allies and beneficiaries , want to sue the law vindicated and dishonest olllalals re tired from powoju'und ' place. Omaha needs no defense at our hands. She has never resented the exposure of rogues and thieves and her citizens do not fool insulted when the press strikes a blow to break up boodlorlsm In munic ipal and county government. The cry of hostility and malignity to Lincoln 1ms been the stock-in-trado of public thieves and their organs at the capital over since Nebraska was made a state. The changes were rung upon malignity and hostility to Lincoln when the Htitlor , Kuntmt-d and Stout ring was broken tip by legislative investigation ! ! and Impeachment- * . That was the mem orable era when state olllcern built pri vate roxldetiees with bricks designed for the Insane asylum and university , and when the tottering asylum was sot on llro by hired Incendiaries in order to avoid the scandal which would follow the tumbling down of the walls. In that Incendiary llro several Insane Inmates lost tholr lives , but the Lincoln ring organ never whispered a word uain , < it the assassins , Incendiaries , and highwaymen whoso proud found victims in the llames ! Thnt was the era when sevonty-llvo sections of land were stolen by conniving state olllcials for a railroad that was never built ; when Lincoln town lots ot apart by the htato for the Masonic fraternity were gobbled and appropriated by the editorial champion of the thieves ! But in these palmy days no moro pla'-ing fraud or swindle was perpetrated upon the people of Nebraska than the recent robberies at the Insane asylum and penitentiary cell house. The people of Nebraska are proud of the state and Us capital city , but they are not proud of the mercenaries and thieves that Imvo despoiled its taxpay ers and sapped the foundations of good government in demoralizing and degrad ing her public servants. NKHllASKA KXTITLUD TO 1'ltlWRHRXCU. The collector of internal revenue for the district embracing Nebraska and the Dakotas has always boon appointed fiora Nebraska. The perfectly valid reason for this is the fact that this state furnishes probably quito three-fourths of the revenue collected in the district. The Dakotas nro prohibition states , and while there is some revenue derived from government licenses to sell liquor In those states , it is small in comparison with what is paid into the national treasury by the brewers , distillers and liquor dealers of Nebraska. There is a candidate for collector of internal revenue in this district from North Dakota and It is intimated that ho has some strength at Washington by reason of having been a very zealous Cleveland man. The appoint ment of a collector should bo made upon business principles and not altogether as a reward of par tisanship. The president has declared that this is to bo a business administra tion , and if ho was sincere in this ho should bo governed in this matter by the practical consideration that inasmuch as Nebraska furnishes by far the larger part of the revenue of the district its collection should bo entrusted to a cit izen of this state. IIo will have no diftl- eulty in finding hero a capable man for this olllco who at the sumo -timo will answer every political requirement. There ought to bo a very earnest pro test made by Nebraskans who are in a position to have some inlluouco with the administration against the ap pointment of a collector of Internal revenue outside of this state , with the possibility of removing the collection headquarters from Nebraska and sub jecting the interests hero which pay revenue to the inconvenience and ex pense of going elsewhere. It is an obviously just proposition that these who contribute most largely to the support of the government should have the pre ference in all respects. But oven if the appointment of a North Dakota man should not result in transferring the headquarters it would still bo an injus tice to Nebraska. The only interest THU BEE 1ms in this mutter is a desire to see this state fairly treated. Every practical and business consideration demands that a Nebraska man bo selected for collector and every other consideration should give way to this. THE Denver Ifcpnllicuh lays down some very plain truths , which may prove wholesome if not palatable to these of her citizens who have been satisfied with what may bo called "relative praise" as to her advanced position as a city. Exactly the same truths are equally applicable -several other west ern cities which lay claim to metro politan greatness , and tholr recognition would prove none the less beneficial. When Denver's claims to bo consid ered metropolitan are examined , frankly says that journal , "it at once becomes apparent that it is still in the relative stage. It would be difficult if not impos sible to find anything in which Denver excels any other city in the United States. It cannot claim to bo metro politan until its streets nro all paved and its parks improved up to the metro politan standard. In respect of art Den ver can make no claim at all , There Is not a single statue or monument In the whole city. Its public libraries are far below what the libraries of a city of its size ought to bo to say nothing of com paring them with similar institutions in largo citios. There Is not a single street which , considered as a driveway , is really creditable. " It is In this caustic setting out of her shortcomings that the llepublicun illustrates what is necessary to bo accomplished before just claim * can bo made for metropolitan considera tion. The admonition of encouragement Is also added that although as a rule metropolitan characteristic ! come with ago and growth In population , "a city can advance very far toward the metro politan class without waiting to ucquiro a population of 500,000. " THK promoters of the proposed Hud son river nnd Ohio ship canal connec tion are displaying renewed energy in the enterprise , and are earnestly setting forth the great advantages that- would accrue to the Ohio valley in general and to the Iron city In particular from Its completion. They talk of the ability of Plttsbnrg , when thus connected with Luke Eric , to build "ships for the na tion , If not for the world. " and the possi bility of developing u grain shipping trade in competition with Buffalo. The sohomo attracts attention outside of the Ohio valley , as does also another great scheme , the connection of the Mississippi river and the great lakes by the proposed cauul between St. Paul and Djltuth. For this ontorprJw n company lm been Incorporated lilKyjInnosotn , with n cnpl- tnl of $20,000,000. The I'lnolnnatl Cla- silk , noting th " "vigorous enoriry dU- plnycd in pushbjjmforward these enter prises , says thn | Uj the meanwhile that city Is not movliyjrji peg toward n Mourn navigation canal connecting Cincinnati with Lake Krfljlfty way of Toledo and the Mnumeo rlvw , notwithstanding the apparent advantages such a canal would afford the city and , ontlro state of Ohio. CALIFORNIA "newspaper * understand the serious ofToiiU the appearance of cholera in this country would have on the fruit industry on the oast. The health authorities of the larger cities would undoubtedly forbid the sale of fruit , or establish such stringent regu lations to insure the presence of nothing but the most perfect and fresh fruit In the markets that they would about con stitute a boycott. As n Caution to the fruit growers of California , whoso prospects for abundant yields are so bright this season , they are advised that the "only way to win the confidence of the health officers is for California to ship no premature fruit and nothing but the healthiest of their products. " At the same time confession is made that for some seasons past proper care has not been exercised In the selection of fruit and the state suffered by it. That other than a moral reason exists why only perfect fruit should bo shipped this season gives some assurance that the east will hereafter got bettor fruit from the Pacific coast than it lias some times received. Tun Tneoma , Wash. , Lcdycr directs attention to a matter of special interest to builders and lumbermen. It says that the now freight rates made at the begin ning of this year permit nearly all the higher grades of the lumber of that re gion to compote successfully with the pineries of Minnesota , Wisconsin and Michigan as well as the products of the south in a very largo part of the eastern and middle states. The shluglo indus try , which was practically dead a year ago , has taken a now lease of life ; all the old mills are being run at full capac ity and new ones are building , while there is an increasing demand for the better grades of building lumber , long timbers and even for fencing and spruce lumber. Ono mill in Tacouuv is now selling lumber In twenty-seven of the forty-four states. This new activity is already attracting , the attention of east ern mill men in that direction. Tin : law requiring the deportation of Chinamen who , slmll have failed to register before May 5 is not to be put into effect at that time , ' the Department of Justice having 'decided to await the decision of the stip pmo court as to the constitutionality o the law. It has al ready been arranged to make up a case for the federal courts and it will bo pushed as rapidlyas piacticable , so that probably within ' 'a few' weeks from the date at which , tbo , law should go into effect the quostlonias to its constitution ality will bo determined. Tills action is manifestly wise- * because If the law is unconstitutional it' ' is desirable that the government bo sa'vod the expense of carrying it out , which would bo very considerable , while wo shall also avoid any upleasantness with the Chinese gov ernment , which has shown a moro re sentful mood than it ) did regarding any previous legislation unfriendly to its people. _ D THE California legislature enacted a very stringent law to secure the purity of elections. Wo referred some time ago to the corrupt practices act of Mis souri , which goes much farther than these of New York , Massachusetts and other states that had adopted this legis lation , and the California law is equally drastic if not a little moro so. Perhaps no state had greater need of legis lation of this kind than Cali fornia , which has long had a most unenviable record for the corrupt char acter of its elections , and It is creditable to the democrats ot that state , who con trolled the legislature , that they prc- vlded what will doubtless prove a pretty thorough remedy for the long-prevail ing evil. Eight or nine state * now have laws to prevent corrupt practices in elections and there is reason to bollovo that they will he general within the next ton years. Aln'l llnliiKT " Thing. ( Vifrrf/i Tribune. Atrorney General Olnoy is at a loss to uu- ilcrstnmt why ho Is. talked about so much ho hasn't been doing nnythlnir. . Ono K44untl l to Oumocrittlu Id-form. Am1 Yorl. AdMrtder. Prison management \vnieh is conducive to the easy escape of prisoners is an important movement in the interest of democratic re form. ( ilvo I.iliur it C'lmixo. Chtciigii Juurnnt. The working classes will make the fair a financial success or n failure. Give labor n chance to participate in the advantages anJ benefits of the lair it has helped to make. Open the gates. Course tlm Smith Should 1'uriuu. JinLi\fitti / ( \ > ie-Dei < > cnit , The wny for the suuth to secure capital nml Immigration is Uii give tnom nssur.iiic-o of just nnd fair tn.'nj.ntc > it. Instead of notify ing them that they are expected to auliordi- nato tholr interests * 'ib the welfare of the democratic party. _ I'unli till ) llnil | ii'linioit Cii4e , ttcl > m itilitlu I'rcsn. The determination ui' the supreme court to push the impc.icluilwit cases through as tinlekly as nossihle i . , ) iishly commendable. The state officers c.iiCiwt afford to rest umor the imputation of infill for longer than is absolutely necessary1. ' ThU In Conllilnitiul. Some features of thqjBroatdisplay nt Jack son park will not boywinploto when Presi dent Cleveland presses the button that starts tlio machinery , but It will bo the greatest exposition that cmv opened as it Is. This Is confidential and oQiciul. I. ( it I.HIMII Ilia Duel of Wnr ClitcU'jii Tttbunr. L t the war go on. It should spread , and should last until the rates are hammered down to one faro for the round trip. The rallro.iils can make money at that ll-juro , anil the s.ioucr they come down to that basis the moro they will make. ' * l.onl ontlmrut I'tvorit It. n f/iMnlrlii'iri lierot if. The World's fair nationil commission has referred to the loual directory the question of o | > cnluic the oxiKwition on Sundays. This Is not meutln the question siu-\roly | ; but It is an admission th.it the iiUMitlon is still open , and that it is not a national one and , therefore , by imi > Uc.itIoti. not properly with in the purview of congress , u the decision hould finally bo loft to local sentiment thcM would ho little doubt thai the causa ef true morality would pruvnll , nnd the { tales bo thtoxvn open to visitors Hrliurx Mlrt'tM'il t'iirll . Carl Srhura has taken the place of George William Curtis hi the civil service reform movement. While Mr. Curtis lived ho was Indisputably the foremost representative of thnt cause. Not merely his great ability and peerless elonuence , , but hU elevation of pur pose * , his puritv nnd dignity of tone nnd his dlslntcrosto.l character made him easily pre eminent. Tlicro Is no one left who will al together 111 ! his rule , for ho had In n rareand peculiar degree made the cause his own Mitnlcliml Itrfnrin , n lo I'mnchUm. Them nro now pending In the city council a number of ordlnatu-es 'grunting very valua ble franchises to private coriioratlons. As a type of these the Midland rapid transit ordinance may bo cited. Such measures should bo carefully watched. Ami , by the way , why Is not this a good time to Inaiigurntt ) a now line ot municipal polli-y In dealing with such matters ( Here tofore it has be > n customary for a corpora- tlon seeking n franchise to first lay aside n corruption fund of a few hundred thousand dollars to be used In "inllucnelng" nldermen. la return for this expenditure the council has granted most valuable concessions with out requiring any substantial equivalent In behalf of the city. H Is true that the cor porations have been compelled to pay hand somely for their franchisee , but the money has gene Into private hands Instead of Into the city treasury. Why not change this ? Why not lav down the proposition now that no public franchise will bo granted bore- alter unless the city tfets n fair revenue therefrom ? And when n franchise Is granted why not Insist that the ordinance shall bo drawn up by tlio city law department , In stead of the attorneys ! for the corporation seeking the concession ? JI/.IST.S FHOM It.l.ll'H linillt. Sin is Its own detective. The devil shuns n happy heart. Persover.mco often outruns genius. A moderate drinker is worth a great deal more to thodovll than thoout-and-out drunk ard. ard.When When you pray for the Lord to bless other psoplo don't Insist that it shall bo dene your wny. wny.Did Did you ever know a Christian who didn't backslide as snon as ho begun to grow rich' There are people In the church who stop believing the bible whenever a famine comes in sight. It is easier to walk the tight rope without falling than it is to criticise others without backsliding. The man who does right only because ho has to would rather work for the devil at the same price. Finding fault with others is ono wny of telling people that you are not quite so good as you ought to be yourself. There too many people who make n fifteen- minute prayer lor missions and then get up and put a Si-cent piece in the basket. If men would stand up for their religion like they will for their politics how quick the devil would begin to run. If some people would bo n little moro care ful about where they stop , those who follow them wouldn't stumble so much. The kind of preaching many a mar. wants is that which will permit him to servo the devil all the week and still respect himself. That preacher will probably feel lonesome in heaven who has never said anything in his sermon to make the devil show his teeth. Don't exmet | much from the man who Is always talking about what great things ho would do it hu had somebody else's oppor tunities. There nro people who have to take all their gold to the devil's blacksmith shop , nnd have It made into chains with which to bind themselves Dotiolt I'rco Press : Wife I want a spring bonni-t. Husband What kind of n one. dear ? " \Vlfu Any Iclml , so It's stylish and nli-o. llusbiinfl Very well , dear , you shall have a no\t Now York Sun : Ted Ho proposed last iilu-lit , and she refused him. Nod-Did ho tell you ? Ted-.Vo. Nod Then how do you know ? Ted 1 passed the lioiisiiwhen ho was bidding bur good night , and hu said It only once. DMrolt Trllmno : Timorous Lover Do you think It will bo easy to arnuizo things with your father , darlfn y does < locs ho under stand thtnileadllyi1 Chicago Dannol Oh , yes. Pop usually gets there with lutli feut. YiaHhlngtonNows : Wo can only olTor ono "remlnlsconca" of Hilwln liooth , and It Is second bund. Ono day nn Inquisitive person uski'd Mr. liooth If lu thought ho would over return to the staco , ami tlio trugodlun mourn fully replied : " 1 fear not ; I do not feel iihlo to demonstrate my littlest for the work by whip ping John li Sullivan " Chlcugo Mall : Husband Hut wo have no phiro for him to sleep. Wife You forgot thu folding bed In the par lor. lor.Husband Husband No , I don't. I snld wo hud no place for him to sleep. Washington Slur : ' ilus Herbert uny flirin- clal ability ? " usked the young woman's father. "Oh yes. Indeed , pupa. " wus the conlldent toply. "You know ho has no prospect of u fortune and ho told me that he has gotten sev eral thousand dollars In debt. " Vogue : "The lust time I saw Trotter ho wa iloimiv In I-1" ' " -lib two girls. How did ho set tle the matter ? " . -DII , oiisiiji enough only ono would huvo him. " Texas permits high toned convicts to hire substitutes to work for them in tno convict camps. Arkunsuw Traveler : They sny the purchas ing power of money has Increased , unit yet you can only buy ono G-contelgur for u nlcKol. Indianapolis Journal : He You lot thnt young C'udson Uls < 5 you. you know you did There Is no use for you to deny It. She 1 know I did. dear , but I shut my eyes and Imnglned thnt It wus you. Chicago Trllmno : Two plddy young men were strolling through .Midway I'falsanco the other diiv nhi'ii they saw a Turk a short dis tance uhcnd of them. "Do vou sec the Turk ? " said one of them , "I um going to have snmo fun with him. " So nrosenllv hosuld to the Turk : "Well , old I'e/ry. how's yor liver ? " A-d the Turk replied , In perfectly good Kn- gllsh : Much bottur than your manners , Nlr. " ItutTalo Courier : Man In the Moon Say , wunt lo ilo tno a fnvor ? Tlio Hun-Sure. Wliut Islt ? Mun In the Moon Just muko It hot for that half million of lunatics down there who uro going'round screeching that I'm their sweet heart , durii 'em , Now York I'ross : "She mnkcs n perfect hluvo of herself. " "Doesn't her husband help bur any lu hoi chores ? " "Whenever she usks him ho growls. " "Sho shoiildn' mind that , but Insist on his uldlng her. " "Well , you .see , she's u tempuruce woman' andshecannot consistently work the growler. ' Washington Star : "I will nowatteml to this writ ot attachment , " said the young lawyer who wus composing a love letter. Detroit i' ' Itntne. With her hoopiUlrU thun the rophyr Toyed nnd trfllod to horirrlof. .Such u time she had hud never , To ht-uveii pruyed she for relief. Ami the cyclone , lightning freighted , ( 'aino In answer to bur cry. Slio wu bodily translated To a belter world on high. She was pretty and nuat nnd her charm * were complute When she took off her hat nt tlm play , And right there and then she conquered the men ; Sim received ton proixisuU next day. Indlanupolls Journal WenryVatLlns Wliut uro you cryln' utV jllsmul unison Tlio sound of your voice. It sounds so much like thu wind over an empty Jug. _ CMc 131 Inttr Ore in. IIo reud for a tlmo with pleasure , Then ho begun to glow mud , Ho hud dropped a teur for thu heroine's woes , And found It n medicine ad. lllmtm Atlvtiltttr. Sho's an awful trnmun thu neighbor's suy. And koepi her hu-.li.iiid on mlsery'ii InlnU , VIM. 1 saw her in u Im/gy today , When * ho uctuully dioru u her > o to drink. IIOH TO VONNHt.1 * If Mr Council had not Imponchod my dis- Interostednesi and honesty In his two-column nKiloity | In yesterday's papers , I should re- innln silent nnd leave htm to the charitable consideration of the public. Hu nftlrms that since I ceased to bo the general solicitor of the Chicago , St. Paul , Minneapolis * & Omnlm railway I have had the "most violent antipathy towards railroads" nnd Imvo "posed as the guardian ad litom of the people. " My record on the Union Pacific question has boon un changed for fully twenty years. My course In the senate In 1831-18S ) . I may cite In this connection , Mr. Council confesses that It Is to him Incredible that any ono should act without pecuniary consideration In behalf of the public. Mr. Council ( wo may Infer from what ho says ) Is not built that way. What n delicate humor there Is In the state ments made by him , viz : "So far ns I nm personnlly concerned , 1 nm only desirous of what may bo for the best Interests of the city. " "If what Is proposed ( ho adds ) Is not for the best" then ho Is willing that other vlows should prevail ! Lot us accept what ho doth protest so much. Perhaus no one In this Is called upon lo nxorvlso greater charity than I , slnco ho not merely Inti mates , but directly says , that I have been secretly retained bv the Milwaukee road ; that I nm acting a dishonorable part ; thnt inv labor In this matter ostensibly in behalf of the city , Is a pretext and n falsehood. In passing , let mo sny that this statement Is destitute of truth and that I am only re strained by politeness from saying that it Is false as shcol , which ( merelv ns n matter of fact ) is really the truth about It I pardon Mr. Council much because 1 know that the late decision In the depot matter was a grievous disappoln.nont to him-per haps the moro grievous because ho loved the welfare of the city so much. Did ho not say to the city council that ho would sweep away the injunction in fifteen minutes , by a wave of the hand , ns it wore ! How keen then must have been the grief of his great heart when , after laboring two full hours anil waiving both arms galoro-lous-lv the while , he got loft' Yea , then the puckering string of his trail bladder broke. The Imputation that 1 have been retained by some private Interest doubtless arises from the fact that certain prominent lawyers ( Messrs. Woolworth nnd Cowm ) have ap peared with mo in the case. In this case they appear under authority from mo which is hv wrltmtc Any citizen may son it at my office. It is said they uro attorneys for the Milwaukee and Hock Is land railroads also ; they are. Their assist ance has been welcomed by me , for ( I must confess ) I have sometimes felt that working gratuitously for the public was a thankless task. The Interests of these companies nnd ; of Omaha , In this matter , run together. Do wo not want them to come into Omaha ? Do wo not want nil other companies to come inhere hero ? Why should wo not work together to thnt end ? Is it not an "object lesson" to our citrons in this contention f Iloio are two great railroads striving to gut facilities nnd footing in Omaha ; the Union Pacific is try ing to keep them out , and the city attor ney is using the name of the city of Omaha to aid the Union Pacific to Keep them out , nnd ns \\ell , nil other companies Does not the city attorney ( and , ns is well known , in opposition to the mayor's views ) ask that the fee simple of the depot grounds bo given the Union Pa cific when that company Is doing all It can in lf > op these i wo roads ( and nil otbersj out of Omaha ? How dare W. , T. Council champion such n thing ? He sots himself up in opposition to the irallcy of the mayor in the matter In stead of being loyal to the administration of the mayor , as he is bound in honor to be. No more patriotic citizen can bo found in our city than our mayor. To the utmost of his ability he is trying to give this city nn hon est and economical administration of tlio public business. Council has set himself up in this matter to be higher than the mayor ; to bo a bigger man than old Domisl Mayor llcmis says : Lot all railroads come in ! Council says ; Help the Union Pacific to keep them nil out. If Mr. Council cannot loyally carry out the policy of the mayor , let him resign. I call upon him In the name of an outraged city to resign ! And I call upon the mayor , If the resignation of this official is not forth coming , to lire him from the public service ! Show to us who is in tyor ; is it Council or Hcmis ? I speak strongly. 'Lot mo illustrate this. Such words should not bo spoken lightly. Set mo down for a slanderer If I do not Jus tify myself. It BDCS without saying that Omaha wants all eastern railroads to come in hero to aid In developing our city nnd stato. Clearly that is for her interest. Wo must overcome the Imputation that "Omaha is a Union Pa cific town , " i. c. , that the Union Pacific owns It and that wo will not help any eastern road to got a foothold here. For twenty years has the Union Pacific barred tlio way. The Kock Island road lias a line from Chicago cage to Council Bluffs , also a line of some 000 miles in length from the Missouri river to Denver. It desires to come to Omaha and to connect these two lines in our city. Shall It bo driven nway ? Shall It bo compelled to cross the river at some other placof Shall its competitors west of the Missouri , the Union Pacific and tlio B. it M. , keep its line sawed in two , the western ( WO miles thereby rendered nearly valueless ? Is Omaha for thnt ? Will Omaha help these competitors to perpetuate such nu iniquity ? Thnt Is the status hero today ? The Union Pacific con tracted to let the road into the city and westward , but now ( under Clark ) pleads the baby act and says the contract is ultra vires ! It denies the right to use the depot ground that wo bought. Council ( our city attorney I ) In the name of our city , contrary to tlio wishes of the mayor , puts our city in the attitude of helping the Union Pacific railway to keep the Rock Island sawed in two , to keep It out of Omaha , hv propoMiiR to plve > the Union I'nclllo nu wny n fee itimplo tltlo to the dotx > t KITHIIU ! L by giving It n club to boat nut thu brains i"l the ItooV Island nnd thr. Mllvfaukeo , nml a " other eastern nmiU- thus nmbllnr lh Union Pnellle lo keep Oninliu bottled tip f * ' all tlmo to comol What nn outrage1 This Is whv , In hohalf of the patriotic i id Tensor Omaha , 1 demand the reManntlonu the city attorney There Is nothing , nbs4 lutolv nothing , to palliate his vonduot f Omaha would treat the ilock Island or w' ' other road , ns Council's scheme contemplate then let tlio waters of the Missouri rise an1 Uro\vn out the ton n , for It docs not desnrv to exist. Is Council justified in plat In Omaha In such an attitude tovtnrds t-nstir roads" Shall we help or antagonize the * roads ! Again 1 eall upon the mayor to fire him I ho persists in using the powers of hit ofllc to so utterly nnd Indefensibly prejudice th welfare of the city Lot mo return again to tbochargo tint represent the interests of these railroads , do. I am helping them to come Into Onmhrr" 1 will help any others In the same wnj , > . nm not employed by nny of them , nor would ! 1 accent a dollar from any of them , ovenl should It bo offered. I nm not built that ] way. Only one man has ever Intimated thtil contrary , I grlovo that there should lie om-J who would suspect u. But this ono Is Coil- ' nell. I must try nnd bear this I can 8.iv to Mr. Connell that the author ity of the attorneys associated with mo in this ense , derived from mo , is In writing nnd open to his Inspection ; It w.\s given oil the theory that the interests of the eastern roads nnd of Omaha were identical In this suit. Il the time should come- when those gentlemen should undertake to get an advantage nt the expense of the city under the authority derived rived from me ( n thing not conceivable ) , 1 assure you , I would fire them out of the cusi1 In open court nml without ceremony Lot not your heart bo troubled If you discover evidence of any such perfidy kindly advise meof It Perhaps It Is well to expose the pretext of the Union Pacific people thnt n fee slmph ; title to the land ( that is , n title released fiom the obligation to perform the git-at contract made with tlio eitj In 1872) ) Is noees siu-y to enable the depot company to build upon it , Did not the Union Pacific build the , old depot , which cost ( It says ) JlSS.lKKl , upon , it without any other title , or asking nny other , than what it has' Has It not expended - ponded tens of thousands of dollars in trucks , oti- , upon it without asking any bettor title ? The fact is ( ns shown in evidence ) , the Union Pacific and B. & M Imvo agreed to furnish to the depot company the money , for each * 1OIK ) In money they fur nish they nro to receive JM.MH ) In depot bonds nndl,0K ( ) in its capital stock , in other words , fci.fiOO In securities for every $1 ( XX ) they put in. This is the fact These com panies can , in the usual way , lloat these iKmds nnd make a very handsome "saving. " That they need a better tltlo Is n pretext : they want It so the } cun keep Omaha bottled up. JOHN D. HO\\E. A Cor I'ftlon. Fni'.MONT"Nob . April BllTo the Editor of TIIK Dr.ii : In TUB BUB of this duto wo find the following notice : "John A ICophn of Fremont has begun action in federal court lo force the payment of a judgment against Moses Jerome and others connected with the Fremont Hinder Twine company. The amount involved is said to bj about $ T , ( XI ) ) . " \Vo wish , \"U to give this statement n vig orous denial. The suit mentioned is n per sonal matter of Moses Jerome and has no signlllciincolmtuver In connection with the affairs of this company , being simply an no tion to recover a personal -loot by attaching slock of said Moses Jerome nnd testing thu validity of n transfer of stock made bj him , Nr.miAsKA Bis'iii'.u T\MNI : Co , B. W. KUYNOMIS , President. Indian I'.iriiHTH. Advices from Chamberlain , S. D , state hit there is goinj to bu a largo amount of small grain put in on the Lower Brulo reser vation this spring , and that the Indians are taking a great Interest In fanning. There are now three threshing machines on the lower Hrnle reservation which nro managed by the boss farmers and are used to thresh for Indians. Thus the agricultural Industry is getting a stnrt west of the Missouri river In that vast country , which up to a few years ago was unoccupied by the whlto men , nnd in course of time the .stock raising nnd agri cultural industries will culminate nnd bo car ried on together. An effort is bein'g made to sec uro the con struction of a l.iranch line of the l-Soo" road from Hankinson , N. D. , to Sioux Falls via Wntertown. or . /o.v/v OITHJK it * ' . 1 , . S. ( n .l ( inii I'oor Jonesho voted early , and he also \oled Into , "I'lir , " said he , "I think noHIco Is a-comln' ; " An' when he seen the lingers on the democratic sluto , lie rode his mule to Washln'ton u-hummln't An" said Jones : "I'm hero ! An' It seems qulto clear I'm entitled to u olllco. " Hut they suld : "Next your ! " I'ur , you see , there was u fellor that was hold- in' of tlm pluco The otllcii fur which Jours wus jest u-plnln' ; An' the gover'ment WUH waltln' with a patient sort of fuce , Till he died , or took n notion fur rcslgnln * . 1'lrst , 'twas "pick and cheese , " Then 'twas "win or lese ; " So Jones , ho Kept n-wultln' 1'er u dead man'.s shoes. He went down to the village where the feller hud the job An' ho olTored him n hnuso an' lot furclyln' ; Hut the tune , It kept n-golu' , and no crape \\as on the knoh , An' Jones sat In the comol ory slgliln'l An' today you'll ( bid- All u-uandi-rlii' In his mind' I'oor Jones. ] e.st waltln' , uultln' , An' that feller uiitcslgnrd ! & GO. it Minufa < 5turor an 1 ! l > tUjl of Clothing lu tlu WorU Our Tailors They are the people to whom you should re turn thanks for the eleg-ant designs of the May suits now shown by us. They are not to blame for this beastly weather , though we expected to sell more of them the suits than we did. Its a very nice collection we're showing now. If it rains this May like it did a year ago you will want to invest in ono of our mackintoshes , that looks like a light weight over coat. Umbrellas are not so much the style now since those new mackintoshes have come to bo the rage. We have them plain dark and light colors and in stripes and plaids. Wo can nt anybody and when we've fitted you to ono you'll take it and like it , too. BROWNING , KING & CO. , ttoioopeerorir ewnlnjtlll ft U j g , W , COf , 16tu dQl jJjl ) U