THE OMAHA DAILY 1BK ! AIMUL 10 , 180H-TWEXTY KOUJR VAOES. THE 1)AILY BEE. _ : \\A'T.H ) Kdllor KVKHY MORNING. nMlvlU > i"wltlmiilHiiwlny > Oiio Year. . I.JJ JJJJ ) > allv nnd Sunday , Olio Year H IS Hlx Montbi ; ' ! } Thrro Month * fy \ Hmilny He , One Yi-nr f * * > hulittimr ItciCn ) o - . J " Weekly fli-e , One Year 100 Omnlin Tlio HIT Iliilldlng. Hoilth Oinnli-i. corner N mid 2rth Stre ti rnuticll Itliitrs li ! Pearl hliccl. Clilciignonici' , 317 Clnimlierof Comnicrro New York , Hooms 13 , 14 timl 10 , Trlbunn nulldlng. Winhliiftii.5l3 ! ) roiirtconth Street. All ron.tiutnli'atloin relating to now' nml rd lorlnl unit ( IT should ue addressed : To tliu I0r' All htulnrsi letters nnd reml It nttc < " should tienddieKied to Tlio lloo I'nblMiIng Company , Otnalm. UriiftH. chocks nnd postolllcn nrdon to Immndo payable lo tlio order of tlio com pany. Till : TIKR PUnUSHINO COMPANY. BWUIIN HTA'IBMIJNT OK ClllCUt.ATION. Stntoof Nebrnikn. I Cuuotr of llotitflns { ( tnuritu II Tmcliuck , nucrotnrr of TlIK IlKK pub- llnlilnit cominnr , iloon nolcninly mri nr Hint tha ivctiml circulation of'luc IJAII.Y HUE fur the wcuk tmdlnit April 15. I8.U , wai ivi fulloin : Htinclay. April 9 . . . 2H.070 Jlonrtsr. Avrll 10 Tiim'lnr. April 1U Wcdnemlnr , April II Thuriilur April 13 Krtdnr. April 14 . * 1 OUT Hnturrtnj. April 15 . 2.8i8 OKO ! l 'I/SC1IUCK Bworn to before mo nnd tnbscrllied In mjr proi once Dili litli clay of April. iwi ft. I1 V Kit * Notnrr 1'ubllc. iitlon ( or Murrh , IHO.'l. 34,170 WHAT will bo John Chitminnn'H cue in reference to the registration net is not yet definitely dotormiiiod. CllAUNCKY Dm'KW Jms a fjastronomic tatfk boforohim during that irrhml naval review that would stumer nn ordinary Araoriciui , Tin : people of Minnesota have plainly expressed their disapproval of annual Hcsskms of the legislature. One legisla tive session in two yearn is as much as they can Htand. Tin : headsman of the Postoillco department * partment is thebuslost man in the coun try now. lie decapitated 117 post masters in one day last week , and ho has only just begun his work. IT IS not hazardous to assume that the moral of the pastoral apothegm , "chick ens come homo to roost , " is by this time clearly comprehended by more than one rural statesman since his return from the state capital. TIIK Illinois legislature is criticised for having been in session three months without doing anything. But it is to bo remembered that it might have done a great deal of harm in that time if it hr.d adopted an active policy. CHICAGO has had an English expert testify to the purity of her water , but there is no proof that her other bever ages are above suspicion. It is not to bo supposed for a moment that the World's fair visitors will drink water. Tun speech made oy Paderowski foo- fore the Lotus club in Now York the other night should completely disarm all of thi\ critics who have made fun of his hair. Unlike many musical geniuses ho has plenty of brains and can make a thoroughly good speech. AN American multi-millionaire , Wil Ham Waldorf Astor , has bought the splendid estate of Cliveden on the banks of the Thames , from the duke of West minster , for $1,125,000. The American millionaires are cutting quito n figure in England , but somehow they do not boom to acquiring many distinguished titles. TUB governors of states often have fads , but Governor Flower of Now York lias ono that deserves to bo encouraged. Ho is an enthusiast on the subject of f jrost preservation and is doing all in his power to protect the woodlands of his state , which are now to bo placed in the euro of u commission in consequence of his efforts. MUSICAL , taste In Philadelphia is pe culiar. It lias been decided by the city authorities that contracts for music In the park shall bo lot to the lowest bid- dor. Under such a system it will not bo necessary to have any "Keep off the grass" signs , for the park will certainly 1)0 deserted. The lowest bidder will probably bet up a steam piano. Ward McAllister is tolling the people of the lake metropolis to adopt the Now York brand of etiquette Mrs. John Sherwood , who once wrote a book de signed to teach New Yorkers how to de port themselves , is advising Gothamltes to copy after Chicago. Between the combined efforts of those lusthotic mis sionaries the uncouth denizens of the wild , woolly west must take to the woods. NOT only has Kansas City a commer cial club , lmt.sho has a committee repre senting that club which goes on fre quent tours through the territory which the merchants of that city regard as their proper Hold of trade. Kansas City is following the example of St. Louis , and Omaha should follow the example of both , Hold all the business you have and got as much moro as possible is the winning-motto. IT wihh in no degree dismay the grangers of the western states to learn on the authority of the Boston (7/o&cthat ( / the agricultural interest of Now England will not "Hbtun to the fast diminishing array of calamity howlers. " Not only are the farmers looking up thereabouts , says our exchange , but with favorable weather this promises to bo a season of uncommon nueco .s to the farmers of Massachusetts and other Now England state.- ) . Tan big Minnesota lumbermen who are charged with having looted that state of MjOOO.OOO worth of pine protest against being investigated upon the ground that hitherto they have been esteemed us gentlemen. The legislature was somewhat abashed at the novelty of the plea , but will proceed with the in quiry , nevertheless , and also , inci dentally , take up the charge that sev eral members have been offered bribes of from $1,000 to1,000 by these gentle men to vote against the suhomo of in vestigation. KintCATlOX OK MI/.s/AA.'S.S / JIK. % Tlio lending oountrli's of western Kuropo are far in ntlvniii'o of the 1'nitcd Stat < M In providing facilities for Hoeur- \n\j-n \ \ distinctively financial and com mercial education as a part of the odu- e.itl'mnl system of these onintrk's. In Eliropo provision for this' branch of In struction Is an affair of the government , It become.1) apart of the curriculum of the fcchooU through government per mission and support. In this country it must bo provided for , if at all , by pri vate Hhorality. llithert ) this has not shown itself to any great extent in the effort to promote special commercial education , though It has been freely extended it other form * of special Instruction. The American Bankers'association has undertaken to create n public sentiment favorable to the Introduction of lluancial and com- iiorclal education as a distinctive feu- uro of the schoDls and the purpose is ne to bo c immonded. The contemplated plan win set forth n an address delivered some months , go before tlio u oclatlon by Prof , nines of the Wlmrtou .school of Ilnanoe , nd oc momy of the university of Penn- lylvunia. His postulate -win that 'our ' educational system should con- .ain a series of special schools whoso arriculum should have in mind the Vants of the future business man. These chools should ba sci arranged that they nuld take our bays at the ago they are bliged to leave bchojl and give thorn a lystemalle , well-minded , special traili ng as thorough and detailed as clreum- lances may permit. Two grades of : ohools were necessary commercial ilgh schools of a grade .similar to .hat of our ordinary village and slty high schools , intended n spe cially for the o whoso time or moans .lo not allow them to go to school beyond the seventeenth or eighteenth year and schools of iinunco and econ omy , of college or university grade , In- ended especially for those who can pur sue their education to the twenty-first or twontv-beeond year. The < o institutions should give a carefully elaborated curri culum lusod on scientific principles and idapted to the educational possibilities : > f their respective students. There should be also , in the opinion of Prof. James , technical schools puraiiing chiefly practical ends like stenography , tyjcwriting , etc. , similar to our present called commocia1 o lieges , 'i ho interests of our gene1 al educa tional system , said Prof. James , demand the establishment of good commercial high schools and of go > d schools of finance and ec momy. He urged that ho time has oino when the higher in stitutions of learning would find it to their own pecuniary interests to enlist the direct and immediate co-operation if the great busings world by undertak ing to provide courses of instruction of ollogo and university grade for those young men who are looking forward tea a business career. "Such courses , " said Prof. James , "aro a do- slrablo , indeed , wo mav faay a necessary complement of existing forces , and by their establishment another stop would bo taken toward the realization of the complete and rounded university , which will include within itsqlf special oour.soa leading to all these careers for which a higher curriculum hised nn thorough scientific training is necessary or desir able. " These suggestions should cer tainly commend themselves with great force to a people so essentially practical as these of the United States. J YTEKIVl/.V / NO IlOr.lh VISITORS. The first of the royal visitors from Spain who will attend the Columbian "oxpositinn arrived in Now York yester day. They are the duke of Voragua , a lineal descendant of Columbus , the duchess of Veragua , their son , and a number of Sj anish grandees said to bo the direct descendants of the great Genoese navigator. These distinguished visitors wore received with proper con sideration on their arrival , and during their stay in the metropolis _ pf the nation they will undoubtedly bo accorded ovorv social atten tion duo to their btation and to the interest torost which naturally attaches to them as the descendants of the discoverer whoso achievement is at this time promi nent in the thoughts of the American people. Now York prepared some time ago for the reception of those guests in a way comporting .vith their character and with the dignity of tlm greatest com mercial city of the western hemisphere , and there can bo no doubt that nothin g will bo wanting in u social way to assure the visitors that tiey ) u'-o heartily welcome to the republic. In the time that they will remain in Now York they will bo given every opportunity to experience American hos pitality , and when they got to Chicago they will have a renewal of this experi ence that cannot fail to convince them that the people of this republic know how to entertain foreign visitors. Next week the Spanish infanta , who comes as the representative of the royal family of Spain , is expected to arrive , accompanied by her husband and a num ber of distinguished personages. Just what will bj done to give these visitors the attention on the part of the gov ernment which they should receive seems not to have boon decided upon owing to the fact that cangress nui'lo iu provision for their entertainment. The mutter Is said to have somjwhat per plexed the otllcials of the State depart ment. The joint res > lutlon of eongi-os ? Inviting Spanish royalty to participate in the opening ceremonies of the expo sition curried no appropriation for -the purpose named. It simply states that under the president's direction the sec retary of state shall imike suitable ar rangements for their reception and en tertainment , and it is said that Secretary Gresham has been endeavoring to deter mine where ha can secure tlio money necessary to ca-ry out the instiTo ions of congress. Doubtle.-s the contingent fund of the State department will bo drawn upon for the purpose , leaving to congress the appropriation of an amount Mitllclent to cover any deficiency that may occur. It was a singular oversight on the part of congress not to make spe cial provlolon for the proper entertain ment of these royal visitors , after hav ing invited th'om to accept the hosplml- Ity of thW government , but whatever may be lacking Ui public enter talnmont will bo fully made up by private hospitality The only quus- | lion Is whether the royal visitors will regard this as a satisfactory recognition , but It U not probable they will have reason to tlnd fault with the treatment they receive , public or private. It Is perfectly safe to predict that the atten tion and consideration which will bo ac corded them both by the national author ities and by citizens will satisfy them that the American government and people know luw to properly perform their duty in such circumstances. TIIK Xl.llH.lSKA BX/'Oi/T/OiV. / There are some considerations con nected with the coming exposition of the Nebraska Manufacturers and Con sumers association which especially de serve the attention of the people of this state at this time. The success of the exposition is completely assured so far as concerns the exhibits of the various industrial enterprises of the state. Tlio officers of the association report that they are constantly kept busy receiving the applications of manufacturers for space In the Coliseum building , where the exposition is to beheld held , and it is * now settled be yond question that every manufacturing Interest of uny importance in this state will bo represented. Last year the exposition - position depended very largely upon Omaha exhibitors , though many of the Interior cities were well represented. It now looks as If every town In the state would vie with the metropolis for supremacy in the matter of exhibits. The efforts of the officers of the Manu facturers' association to awaken an inter est in the exposition among the various firms engaged in manufacturing In this state have been highly successful. It has been suggested that the World's fair at Chicago would Interfere with our Htate exposition. There is no reasonable ground for believing that it will do HO. On the contrary it is to be expected that the number of visitors at the Nebraska exposition \ \ ill bo increased by reason of the fact that thousands of people from this state will pass through Omaha dur ing the time when our exposition is open. But it is also to bo remembered that many thousands of people in this state will bo made to bear the expense of troing to Chicago , but will easily stand the cost of coining to Omaha. The exposition fever is in the blood of the people this year and many of them will spend a few dollars to visit the Ne braska state exposition rather than see no sights at all. Of course , it is unrea sonable to suppose that one-third of the people will go to the World's fair. All would like to go , but pecuniary consid erations will have great force with people ple of moderate moans. The Nebraska exposition will not by any means be a world's fair , but it will bo both interest ing and instructive. There are various reasons why the Manufacturers' exposition should bo made as attractive as possible , and chief among these reasons is the fact that the people have a strong desire to go some where and see something this year. It is as if the year 1893 hud boon sot apart as a grand holiday. But moro important than all considerations of this kind Is the central purpose of the associa tion under whoso auspices this exposition is to bo held. It proposes to promote tlio interests of this state , to encourage manufacturing la dustries and to create a sentiment among the people in favor of home patronage. The sentiment in support of Nebraska industries is already very strong and is steadily growing. The people thor oughly believe in tlio efficacy of homo patronage as a means of building up the industries of the state. It is well under stood that the World's fair gives Chicago cage a great opportunity to draw trade away from this state , and it is believed that both producers and consumers will stand together in an effort to keep the trade nt home. Our state exposition will have some influence in that direc tion , and it is to bo expected that it will bo liberally patronized by all classes ol people. _ MADKQUATK According tea medical journal of high authority the preparations tluih far made to guard against a cholera invasion are inadequate. It remarks of them that they are suggestive of spasms and panics rather than intelligent action. "Wo have boon given legislative authority to establish a quarantine service , " remark * that journal , "the means , methods and machinery of which wo imagined could bo called into effective action in the space of a month or two. Having done this , the people slipped back into a delus ional dream of safety , leaving our boards of health to drone on in customary do- nothingism , allowing our streets and allovs to fill with filth and continuing to drink our beloved diluted sewage. " The public is warned by tills medical author ity that there must bo a municipal and national house-cleaning ; that , despite all quarantine , the possiblp epidemic is probable , and that at last the only safety lies in internal health and sanitation an ability to deal with cases of cholera wherever and whenever they arlso within the country. This ability , it ic said , cannot exist without a purified water supply , clean cities and an every where existing machinery of local med ical policing , which now nowhere oxists. At a conference of health officers hold in New York during the past week to consider questions relating to quaran tine , reports submitted seemed to indi cate that the chief danger from cholera infection was through the minor ports. For this reason national quarantine or its equivalent should bo adopted. It will bo useless to bar the doors If all the windows are loft wide open. As soon in stringent quarantine shall ba enforced In the larger ports immigrant * who could not bo landed In such places will bo sent direct to these ports which are carelessly guarded , or which huvo no facilities for enforcing quarantine regulations. It will not make much difference whether cholera comes in at some minor port or at Now York , If it should once got a foothold , local quarantine against travelers by laud being impracticableManifest ! / , therefore , it is Important that the minor ports be looked after as carefully unrl efficiently as the larger ones. The recent advices from Russia and Prance regarding the outbreak of cholera i In tlflM ? countries have boon of < a character to urge the necessity ) f vigorous J preparations to ex clude the j disease from this country , and { t % most essential that these preparations shall bo made along our northern nmj southern borders as well a ? at the seaports. It hm boon re- lorted from North Dakota that already tnmlgruntsare'coming ' Into that stuto through Canadii md a short time ago several car loads of Immigrants from Hamburg catnu into Michigan by way of Port ifuroit without any In spection or dJtbhtion whatever. This would seem to indicate that the national authorities are not performing their duty as vigilantly as could bo desired. The Canadian gov ernment has announced Its Inten tion to maintain a thorough quar antine nt Us principal ports and the Mexican government proposes to do like- wiser but wo should not depend upon their doing this and leave our own ports unguarded. There Is sufficient authority under the act passed by the last con gress to enable the quarantine officials to establish a thorough system of pre cautions wherever it may bo needed , and It is unpleasant to learn that the work has not been pushed us it should have been and that the preparations generally are inadequate. There may bo no reason for alarm , but It Is clearly the part of wisdom to hasten to completion the quarantine work that must bo done. AI'STItlAX A dispatch from Vicuna states that the Austrian government has given no intimation to the American legation that Mr. Max Judd , appointed consul general to Vienna , would not bo re ceived , but it is known that his appoint ment is distasteful to the government. This , it is stated , is not because of his religion for Mr. .Judd has said that ho has no religion but for the reason that his nationality is Austrian. This , of course , is a mere pretext , the real ground of objection being tlio fact that ho is a Hebrew. It is another example of Austrian intolerance , an earlier one having been furnished dur ing the first administration of President Cleveland , when Mr. Keily , appointed minister to Austria , was objected to for the reason that his wife was a Jewess. The Austrian govern ment then hud recourse to subterfuge , but there was never any doubt as to tlio real cause of its objection. Our gov ernment very properly at that time resented the objection and insisted that wo could recogni/.o no differences in religion , but Keily did not go to Austria and for some time diplomatic inter course between the two governments was suspended. Mr. Judd is ready to leave for his post of duty , and as no official objection has been mado-to him the probability is that ho 1Nvill ( , , ba received and permitted * t8 ? discharge his func tions. But this will not altogether atone for the , fact that the Austrian government hui fielded so far to the intolerant antijSoiuUo element in the empire as to perjuit tho.qucstion to bo raised whether jjconsul general of the United States , ! w.ould be acceptable to that government simply for tlio reason that ho is a Hebrew. Mr. Judd is not a diplomatic representative and will not enter into the social life of the Austrian court. Ho will simply represent the commercial interests of this country , and if the degenerate nobility of Austria do not wish to have any personal or social intercourse with him they will not bo compelled to have. He will undoubtedly be able to find all the society ho desires and of a much more congenial and worthy character. He will find his own race not only nu merous at the Austrian capital , but con trolling the best newspapers , strong in financial affairs and otherwise influen tial. tial.Mr. Mr. Judd was appointed consul general at Vienna because he was deemed to have the necessary qualifications for the position. His race and nationality , it is to bo presumed , wore not considered. There is no valid reason why they should have been. If Austrian ofilcial intoler ance should refuse to accept him tlio Austrian government should be made to take the responsibility of its intolerance. TIIK superiority of the American loco motive over all others is said to bo duo chiefly to the fact that it possesses the greatest power in proportion to weight. Next to the American locomotive in merit stands the English , but the latter cannot hold its own in competition with the superb machines turjied out by our shops. Even on British territory , where prejudice always exerts some influence , the American engine has had an exten sive sale. Within tlio past two years seventy-live American locomotives have gone to Australian colonies , four to the British West Indies and twelve to British North America. To the West Indies and South America together we have exported during the past two fiscal years . ' 155 locomotives. O ; these 19U wont to 'Brazil ' , eighty-six to Cuba , tliirty-four'to"Mexico and twenty- three to Chili. , Evun in the far eastern countries the splendid American en gines have becjii o popular , and the railroad from Joppa to Jerusalem is equipped with motlvo power importoi from the United States. The numbei of locomotives exported from this coun try during the pitjt two years was 47- and their value was $4,1 ,078. In view of the fact that iron and steel uro cheaper in England than in this conn try , those extensive exports must be duo entirely to the superiority of the American locomotives. Tim "Blue LawsVof 171)1 ) in Ponnsyl vuniu , as in other eastern states , stll remain on the statute books and uro lia bio by their enforcement to cause no ont of trouble and amusement. A few years ago , when the radical temperanceclcmon carried their opposition to the llquoi saloons of Philadelphia to an uncomfort ably drastic extent , the liquor dealers retaliated by attempting to enforce the musty statutes , and soon created such i sentiment that the warfare against them was suspended. Ana now the Pittsburg Sunday newspaper proprietors , woorlec with being constantly hurrassed by fu nutics , propose to adopt measures of re tallatlou. The enforcement of tho.s ancient laws would stop all traction curs ilenm railroads , Incllninl planes , travel- ng vehicle * , ferryboats , etc. , inuoh lo ho Inconvenience of the general public , tnd the depletion of the exchequers ) of ho purltanti'ul gentlemen who huvu j > eon the. foremost opponents of the , Sunday newspaper , as they are hcavi stockholders In the principal oiitorprl&oH vhlch will bo affected by the move. Tun domocrutlo now.sputiers are al- eady calling upon the now commis sioner of pensions to strike all the 'frauds" from the pension roll. This Is vhat should bo done whenever one Is found , and It Is not unlikely that there ire names on the Invalid roster that lover should have been placed there. It would be surprising strange If among .ho thousands of these drawing pensions there should not bo some of the number not entitled thereto , especially In that class denominated total disability pen sioners and dependent. All honest vet eran soldiers would have such "frauds" stricken from the pension list at once. And this suggests the Inquiry whether a prominent democrat once commissioner > f pensions himself and now drawing a aviary of $5,000 a year and mileage as one of the congressmen at largo from the state of Illinois has ever surren dered his "total disability" pension ? There should be no distinction between an ex-prlvuto soldier and an ox-general in this respoctjior invidious distinction of political party. DK. HAKKICINK , a Russian physician who bos been experimenting in India , claims to have discovered a method of inoculation which will conquer cholera , and if tlio accounts which he forwards from llindoostun to various newspapers in his own country are to bo rolled on they certainly indicate the attainment of a success which will at oncooxcito the attention of medical scientists. One feature of his communications calculated to give assurance that ho is sincere in the belief of the efficacy of his discovery is that lie promises to make public his method of inoculation against tlio malady upon his return to Russia , which will not bo long delayed. There will be ample opportunity for him to test its efficiency in the e/.ur's domain , and if its value is conclusively proven Dr. IIulT- kine , hitherto not known to fame , will bo blessed of the nations of the earth. John Hull Culluil Down. Kansag I'ltu i ( < ir. Tne sei'ret of the British criticism of Mr. Pliclps' arfjutneiit against the admission of tlio British supplementary report on the Hoi-ing se.i sealeries is out. His argument was unanswerable. The report has been ro- jcctetl by the arbitrators , much to John Bull's discomfiture. ' Fanaticfolly. . Phtladcliilita llccvnl. The Sunday newspaper men of Pittsburg , haviiiR been harried long enough by the blue laws , have determined to make the statute odious by Insisting on its indiscriminate en forcement ; ami none will bo readier to cry quits , when they shall have felt the pinch , than the ultramarine fanatics themselves. TIi3 Churokoe Haul. Kcw Ynik Comma ctal , The Cherolceo Indians will send their chief , treasurer and two other delegates to Washington to receive and brinif homo $ sioo,000 ; duo on the sale of the strip. It is believed that the four Indians will reach homo with the money unless some enterpris ing palof.ieo offers them an entire barrel of whisky for it. Idol lircnlchiK Colonel ( i . . Slout CUv Journal. According to Helen M. Goug.ir , who is lec turing in Iowa , ostensibly in behalf of liberty from the bondage of strong drink , the price agreed upon beforehand , Lincoln was a trim mer and a time server , entitled to no credit for the emancipation proclamation. You see no one knows where to hcstow confidence nowadays. One idol after another is ruth lessly torn from us What can our Iowa poo- pie do save to fall despairingly into the ges ticulating arms of Helen' rrlppcrUix Kon't Go. San Fiancltco Kcxmincr , The dtgi.itv of this republic can be upheld ahroad without these mouldy diplomatic fripperies. Instead of deekmg our repre sentatives with more old tinsel we should strip it off them altogether and set the world an example of modern good sense. An agent of the United States in ever capital of im portance would ho enough one without .social duties to the court and sitting in his ofllc3 to do business like any other business man would servo fully every actual require ment. History ICupimtN Itfrlf. llliiir 1'iliit. History docs repeat itself , for sure. In the olden political time in Nebraska , that is dur ing the Hitchcock fight that for a number of years rent the republican party of the state into bitter ! v hostile factions , a suio sign that the Hitchcock element was knocked out on some vital issue , was the inevitable attempt to lick liosuwatcr In these Oa\s Uosowutcr fought for the people against Hitchcock corruption and ring ruin and it came to be a recogn i/cd axiom among men that a personal assault was the last argument , and when it occurred the people know by in stinct that corruption had been driven from another stronghold So nt the present time when tno corruptionists of this day turned loose the bully Sheridan to waylay Itoso- water , it was apparent that Ills vigorous fight for a full exposure of the rottenness then cropping out , among state ofllcials was on the highway to success. The fellows who lick Itosawater are generally down pretty low at the timu and the record shows that they don't stop falling for a long time after. It's u good oinmi for the people when some bully goes after Hosowatcr. History repeats the proof of it. _ Hl'.llllCI.ICHAT , Lownll Courier : To son stars 1 * sometimes Hynonymaus with rapt vision , Itochcstor Democrat : The man who can clip his coupons generally cuU cinlto a li urc. Tioy I'm-is : If vou doubt the world moves , ask MJIIILdi Ivcr of a f uriilturo van about It. HIiiKhnmton Lender : It scorns funny that n youiiK ft'lloH should lie llrollur whuu thuro are nu boniuN to his conduct. HiilYalo t'oiirli'i : When a man persists In drlnKIng Jllte a lUh ho shouldn't complain it ho limls hla reputation grou Ing scaly. Detroit 1'ri'ii l'ri..t : There Is a stranifo scliMilllli1 f.ict about the colors In goods. The f.istur thovaio thi ) It's- , liable thi-y are to lun. Philadelphia Kccoid1'lopsoii Hoowloy1- . uiiclu 1ms dlfil and luft lilm \uliiublu m.igu- zlno properly. I'llpson Then liu can keep up going tm puilodlcal nuri'i-s , can't hoV Washington Star"Thuro are times when a man can display iiltngi'tliiir too much origin ality In Ills will IIIK'H , " said tlio merchant who was looking over MIIIIO suspicious mirk's by tlio now bookkeeper. "Oh , by thci way , how did the colonel conic' nut In his trial for passing that counterfeit half dollar'/ " "Hnit \ acquitted on a plea of insanity They proved tnat ho had spent the money for lemonado. " Detroit 1'reo 1'resi : She wns a liamKnmu hlomlii leading u pot dog up Woodward ave nue. An exquisite masher smiled ft clilmpan- /eu smile us i * ho p is-cd , and said : " .Madam , I envy yonrilog. " " .so do all the rest of the puppies In the city , " was her iiuck | roHpiitisu , nnd lie pulled un Ills com collar an he took the nearest side street. IIHAMATIC HKCU'E. Of sickly sentiment got a store , Mix uull with a ( iiiurt of tears , Then .simmer slowly and bprlnklo o er With a dusting of doubts anil feiirs. Then garnish with woes that no hupu cancuro , And * orvo In a four-act play , And a dish you'll huvo that U pretty auru To pluasu at u mutlnoe. A'KIW I K I M IIOt'HH Vt.K I > I.VM , Norfolk Journal ritmllv KIP ifut after TommyHontnn , nx Main auditor , mid very | iruucrl > .lf nil uccniiuu tire true U U } u good lime- not rmly to ele.tn homo hut to look after tlui clutter nnd tilth of the b.iek ynnl. Kiwrson Miiterprl e If thoio men tire guilt.v in clinrgod In the Imllcttmmt let them ! > : ithu penalty .lustlcn should bo blind In regard lo who violates law The m.ui who robs a state should receive no mott ) favor than the man who steals a plug horse. Holdrego C'itl/en 'I he Impeachment trial li now on the grind nnd the people will tlnd out whether our ntutu and cxst.Ua odlelah have been unfalthfiilor whether the charges made were malicious nnd unfounded. Lot the work go 011 nnd the moro thorough the better. Teeumieh Republic Turn over that old chunk , see these horrid llttlo creatures run ning here ami there ; you ha\e disturbed them ; they make nn ugly appearance , all was quiet nnd peaceful before \ on moved that rotten chunk. The state legislature turned over n few chunk : : this .session How vigorously the vermin exposed wiggles , rants nnd races about denouncing that legis lature ! Genoa Leader- Among numerous nppolln lions applied to Kosewater h\ his enemies is that of "Pilot. " The ) taunt him with fioing a self-appointed pllotnf the republican parU Well , if the party had been governed n little. moro by Itaso water's advice It would bo sev eral thousand votes stronger in Nebraska today than it is , and would not have had to blush for some of its otllcials quite as often as it has during the last few months. Gothenburg Star : Tim legislative drag net c.uiKbt cv-Auditor lienton In its meshes if tlio evidence produced against Bcnton is nt all reliable , and there is reason to believe that it H , he is thu blackest sheep in the lot , in that ho levied tribute upon numerous individuals and compelled them to divide their onrnings with him. Uonton has In fluential friends , however , who will leave no stone milurncil to clear him of the charges against him. O'Neill Frontier- The time in politics has come when the republican party must drop their old trained lobbyists and take up good clean men ; men who have principle ; men \\hohavoanamotoprotect. Cive ! ua moro such men as Auditor Moore , and if tlioi can not be found in the eastern part of the state come west , no have lots of good , true , honest men In northwestern Nebraska. Keep up the investigation and turn the light of day on the onleia ! acts nnd actions of the state olllcials Beatrice Democrat : Ono of the really painful features of the impeachment pro feedings now pending against the republi can state ofllcials is the fact that , if found guilty , which they no doubt will he , the } not only lose their onlces , but thej can never again hold olllco under the statute While it is not likely that this crowd will ever again be called upon to hold olllco in Nebraska , the disfranchisement would be most humiliating to a gang of statesmen whose only ambition in life is to feed at the public crib. Stuart Ledger- The impeachment suits which have been instituted against certain incumbent and ox-state ofllcials was , by force of circumstances , made necessary In asmuch as tho.v were all placed in ofllce bj republicans the good of the republican party demands that they bo cither proven guilty or innocent as the evidence may warrant , and no one should bo moro desirous of a thorough sifting of the charges made against them than republicans. The republican partj must either purge itself of a lot of un scrupulous politicians in this state or lose supremacy Tekamah Burtonian : The Burtonlau has never taken ICdward Hosewator of Tm : OMMIA Bcu for an angel. Ju fact we very much doubt il the great editor ever pretended tended to be , but his light against boodlensm and thu impeachment of the state officers Is commended liy this paper. If they are not guilty it will bo soon found out and no harm will b done , and if they arc and the Bur tonian believes it they should bo cleaned out to the cost of the downfall , if need bo. of the republican party in Nebraska , for "truth crushed to earth will rise again " Give us clean men for state officers and the party can then expect to rise to her high privilege. Let the merry war go on. Plainview Gazette : Incrc is no reason why a party , a majority of the voters In which are honest men , cannot select honest men to represent it. Our voters are too careless about this matter. The republican party in Nebraska has enough ilonost men to fill all the oftlces. Its members fail to do their duty nt caucuses and conventions. Wo hope the impeached ofllcials will bo properly tried , and , if guilty , punished. It will hurt the party It ought to hurt any party. If a party cannot or will not select honest men it ouglit to be defeated. With so many good men to select from , if the republicans voters of Nebraska elect n half dozen dishonest or ineftlcient state ofilccrs nt one election , they should not have any party. Norfolk News : The Sioux City Tribune says , in speaking of the Impeachment cases , that "they , " meaning the republicans , "openly boast in their party papers that they will clear nil the impeached rascals. " The Tribune is talking through its hat. No such statement has over been made by the party press in the state The people and press of Nebraska , regardless of party atlllia- lion , hoi'o to see the accused brought to an early trial , and if found guilty , punished to the full extent of the law. The Tribune , hko a great many other partis-in journals , is over ready to condemn and sentence an official offender in the opposing party on newspaper testimony. Undouotedly there has been crookedness iu some departments of our state government. But from a perusal of many outside papers and some within the borders of the state , one would be led to sup pose that such a virtue as honesty was efl- tiicly foreign to the average Ncbraskan nKt't'i.tit nn n THK Mntl A ChliMi-ii ilerjrymnu urge * hl ( rirhlilomm 1 < > inN hell vhrn Mt < mean hell. " The tt "thin U that In U'kiiij ' of Hiindity nt the fnlr they'vi unlit holt wliu llio.v mount hoiuen St. Paul Plini cr-llie < n Moliniium \Vobli doesn't setiiii lo make imi'ouui 'im iirogre s In converting the I'nlted Stnlrt I Nlam Thoi'ountrv 1 * not In noodtfUia' ' which malio * thu T'lik au ornament t < th worM. Macon Telegraph The Conneellcutelcivv man who recently gave up his imlplt mthei than forego hl habit of wearing n ilaw hammer coat was not uu-y wise , but Im . quito as much sense as llio congregation lhat forced him to cheese liotweun the two Uhlcngo Times. The itest crank of the cloth to bob up Is n pulpiteer named Perij of Buffalo , N V , who vehemently protest- against Christopher Columbus receiving tht , credit for discovering America. Ho claims U nil for John Cabot Perry Is probnblj working In the Interests of that other nni moro conspicuous crank , Henry Cabot Ixnig of Boston , who cl-ilms descent from Join Cabot , nnd would doubtless like to recvlve the honors waiting fur tlio Spanish descend ant of Columbus. New York Kveniiu' Sun The dovll is at old fool He has been laughing over .since. Tuesday last , when Carter Harrison \\n elected mayor of Chicago , nccoullng to Uov lr Pas ne , who lias given the news to tu Methodist conference In Newark Yet it I our opinion that the devil had better lee ! out. Major lltm-hon m.ij twist his tall ti ho howK Harrison bus a wnof , dolu things sometimes that must make the ol < knave mad with him If Im rules Chicago a be promises in his paper that he will rule It the devil will have a har.i lifo there New York Sun Talmnge told his chutv ! all about heaven lust .sun la\ and about UK queer way.s in which its dent/ens pass theli time , and about the ensanguined stories they spin while sitting under the trees Wi should think that tin1 serious , pious and rev erent-iuindo 1 people who hoard his sermon must have b.-on shoekcd b.s the fantastii and < frivolous sketches of the heavenU estate which ho presented. Besides those sketches ho gave yet otheis not less intolerable. In eluding u sketch of tlio ph.Nslc.il framework and bodllj strength of tUese deni/ons HO.VI.V. / tiif ' 1 Know what you're going to say , " she said , And she stood up , loUnit uncommonly tall , "Vou'ro going to speaU of the hectic full , And say you'io son > Din suinmtii's iload And nootliei summer uus like It. you know , And can't 1 Imiglnolmt made ft so ? Now , aren't you , honestly V" "Vos , " 1 said. "I Know what you'ie L'olng to say , " she said , "Vou'ro going to asl > If I forget That d..y In Juno \\hen the Moods wore wet , And vou cairled mo" heie she dioppud her head "O\er the neck ; you aio going to say Do I romomhci th il hoi i ill du\ ? Now , aien't jou , honestly ? " " \ os , " I said 'I know what vou'io going to say , " she said , "Vou uio going tosiy lb.it since that time You hno i at her tended to i nn to rli > me And" hoi o hoi glance fell anil hoi chock grow red "And have I noticed your tone was quenr ? Why , everybody has seen II hero' Now , aren't you , honestly V" "Yes , " I said "I kiion what vou'io going to s ly , " I said , "You're going lo s ly you vo been much an noyed I am Mioit of tact , you will say devoid And I'm clumsy and awkwnid , and call meTed Ted , And I bear abuse lll.e n dear old lamb , And > ou'll have mo , anyway , just as I am Now , aien'l jou , homMI } ? " "V-e-s , " she said. A N Peril In I'liiti. The elopcintnt of an elevator boy In a large apartment house with one of the young misses whom it had been his duty to trans port up and down from her abode adds a now dancer to the -'Hat" style of living , Heretofore the coachman , the groom , tha riding master or in rare Instances the gardener , has been the hero of sensational elopements of ioung women with moro romance than common sense in their com i position. But if the elevator young man is I to waylay susceptible hearts or to hoomo I the willing victim of romantic fancier , what pence of mind will remain tor fond mammas doomed to live in apartments that mustb reached by a "lift ? " _ A lll.\T MUM I'AICH. . - , Ktno/'caH KilUlnnfi'tw Yinh Herald , A mS'N'KH IlllESS Ked crepe do solo pleated and trlmmod with gold lace. COL U M-inufa'jlitriiH an 1 llHitliri of Clothing In Uu WorU. Some Inconvenience Presents itself to every one. It's the man who gets over difficulties , who always finds a way to smoothen thing's out , that goes through life with the least friction. We've oeen having some difficulties , but our way of getting over them is to the advan tage of the clothing buyers. Our suits are being sold way below what we ought to sell them for. It's on account of our overloading the store. Wo expected to have the extra room , but we have to sell them , room erne no room. Our splendid men's suits are now going at fully one-third less than they are worth. Seeing i-s believing. BROWNING , KING & CO , Etoroopen or even.njtl.l . . an W >