IB THE OMAHA DAILY BEBt SUhJfoAY. Al'lUL 0. ISOfr-TWKNTY PACKS. CO-OPERMIVE HOME BUILDING Goraprohcniivo Rovlow cf the Condition of Nobroska Associations. SUMMARY OF THE OFFICIAL REPORT All IiitoroitliiB anil limtruotlro Kililblt of ' Thrllt New lor I'ninlly - - A Anplrnnt llunlncmorlitlliill llrportu .11 u It ITS tiMiHiipnil Interest. The rejMrt nf the llnanol.il condition of hulhlliiK nnd loan associations of Nebraska for the year ending December 31 , 18W , has boon published by the State Hanking de partment. It Is n coinjin-honslvo tabulated Btatcmcnt , without explanation or comment , covering every detail of this branch of slate llnanclal Institutions under the supervision of the banking department. The rujrart Is exceedingly valuable not only for the in formation It furnishes , but also because It Is the llrst issued tiy the state , and thus bo- conies the b.isls of future calculations of the growth of btilldinsf-lo.in societies. Mr. K. 11. Townley , clcrK of the banking depart ment , deserves great credit for ttio accuracy and detail of the report. The exhibit In too elaborate and compli cated Jor publication entire. The footings are sufllcicnt for the present : . \S-E1S. 1'lrst mortgaen loans . $2,2'tr > ,101 77 Loans secured by stock of this association . 17.r.lCO 37 Heal estate . M.Ul 71 } Expenses and taxes paid . 75.G.'t2 Ct > Cash with treasurer . 09'JVl 18 Other assets not enumerated above . 200,501 00 Total C7 Capital stock paid up . $1,034,784 13 Premiums paid . il'JM.lOU 18 Interest received . 4M.86'J : 82 Fines collected . UJ.707 40 Other liabilities not enumerated above . 110,013 03 Total . $3,002,557 07 nncnins. Balance on hand December 31 , 18U1 . 1 01,250 27 Dues . 515,402 54 Interest . 170Wi ) : 53 Fines . lO.UUa 81 Jymns repaid . 107,400 15 Other receipts . 03,045 52 Total . $1,024,000 81 E.M'IINIUTCltES. Ixmis . $ 011.543 ft ! Salaries . 17,550 10 Other expenses . 10,700 40 AVithdrawals . lOO.WM ! W Other expenditures . 81,478 5 Cash on hand . 70,330 23 Total . $1,02 1,000 81 MIIAlir. IlKCOltl ) . Number of shares In force at last report . : . 41,180 Number of shares issued during year . 14,380 Number of shares matured , with drawn and canceled . 10,553)4 ) Number of shares In force at this date . 45.012K The scventv-ono associations In the state represent fully $ llt)0tK)0 ( ) ) employed in homo building. During the year over $1,000,000 was saved anil deposited with them , cither ns an investment or as the basis of presenter or future loans. And this largo sum was handled at a salary expense of $17,550. Jtents , supplies , taxes and other necessaries took $10,70' ) . Ten shares being the legal limit of holdings in one name , an average of seven may bo taken as a reasonable one. On that basis the 45,013 shaves in force repre sent the holdings of 0,430 nersons , n majority of whom arc heads of families. Ono feature of the report deserves special notice. The columns "other expense ? " and "other expenditures" are misleading a.nd contradictory. The formoi has a total of $10,709.40 , the latter $84,478.0 ; . . If both totals represent the necessary expenses of man agement they should bo combined j if not , tno heading of one or the other is mislead- Ing. The great boast ofwell managed building and loan associations is the low per centage of operating expenses. It is unfair to make a showing of excessive cost , as these two columns indicate. Evidently the last column represents Interest paid on with drawals and the cancellation of matured shares. With little extra effort future annual ro- jx > rts could bo inado to show clearly the number of now nomes the state associations have been instrumental In building. As every borrower is required to state to what use the money is to bo put , whether in a new building , reconstruction , or taking up an old debt , each association Is in position to report on this point. The llcurcs would bo a inoro effective object lesson than columns of assertion. A NowiAMorlutloii. The Bankers Building and Loan associa tion of Omaha Is ono of the strongest associ ations over launched in Nebraska. Its roster of Incorporators , officers and advisory board contains the names of citizens eminent in business and professional life , though they have not hitherto been identified with build ing-loan co-operation. The constitution and by-laws have been approved by the State Banking board , and the association is already actively in the field In quest of busi ness. The matured value of shares in the Bankers Is $100. Payments are 75 cents per share per month , and are to continue until the principal paid in with accrued prolits reach $100. Thoonlcers are confident that seventy-eight payments will mature a share , but this is mere enthusiasm which a few years experience will rectify. Loans will bo confined to Nebraska , though investors will bo sought for in surrounding states. It Is worthy of note that the Bankers departs from several practices of doubtful utility. It will not auction loans , nor is the premium deducted from loans in advance. Interest and premium arc 5 per cent each , payable monthly. The equivalent of 10 per cent In terest , less the profits , removes the assocla- clatlon's business from the over present dan cer of the illL-gallty of old methods , which have not yet received the sanction of the state supreme court. In all respects the association's plan of business , rules ami regulations are equitable and commendable. The olllcers are : J. W. Kodofor , president : .1. K. Buchanan , vice president ; 11 11 Xlmmerman , secretary ; relink Murphy , treasurer ; iles.se I. . . Itoot , counsel ; J. M. Ward , manager of agents. .Directors Thomas L. Klmball , Frank Mur phy. J. K. Buchanan , Frank K. Ultchio , 1C. C . Morehouse , ,1. W. Kodefer , L. II. Korty. James G. Megc.it h , 11 11 Zimmerman. .Miitunl of North 1'lnltn. The sixth annual statement of the Mutual of North 1'latte covers the business of the association up to the 1st of March. The total receipts to date were J13'itW.3ri ; loans outstanding , $111,200.11 ; total expenses , $1,007. During the fiscal year the receipts of the association were $ JtOli , " > 3.17 , representing about 2,00i ) sharus In llvo series. The asso ciation Is popular , as is evidenced by the bharo holdings , and its prosperity needs no better proof than that there has been no foreclosures. Since organization its money brought an average of 30.3 percent premium. The oniccra of tno Mutual are : T. C. Patterson , president ; P. 11 Dullard , vlco president ; Butler Buchanan , treasurer ; S. Goozec , secretary. Directors K K. Bullard , Charles Hcmly , J. W. Ilcrrod , John Kcllhcr , ( X II. Monnirun , T. U. Patterson , W. J. Ilocho , M. Tobin , V. Von Goctz. The l.'qultublo of < ir.mil luliintl , The sixth annual report of the Kquitablo of Grand Inland for the year ending March 1 , lb'J3 , Is out. Tli ore are 1,001 shares In force in six scries. Assets amount to $110- 004.07 ; receipts for the year were $30.142.71 ; profits , $0,201,11 ; running expenses , $005.73. The year has been a fairly prosperous ono. It Is worthy of unto that the Kquitablo sots nn example of minimum expenses that would bo difficult to equal. The officers ot the association nro : B. C. Howard , president ; James Cleary , vice president ; II. A. ICoenhr , treasurer ; C. W. Brinlugcr , secretary. Directors A. C. Led- cnnan , D. Ackernmn , O. B. Handy , G. II. ( Joddes , H. I , . McMcans , II. C. Miller , James ! ' . Itourko , llulldlni.-jl.oaii > . < l. building and loan association was or- gntiltod In Omahn as early as 1391. but tUn chronicler * of that tlmB tioglnctod touiv" the names of thd prlmn movers. Its dorr ) lao Is nlio enveloped In the mists of the past. KfTorls nrn belli ? made to rcvlvo the Cn I la wny , Neb. , as.vtclation , which iwcntly classed 1U llrst and only norliw. According la the minimi statement of thij banking department , the Omaha leads In assets , with ? 1I. ! " > .717 ; the Mutual of Omaha gerund , with ? 1SMIH , and the Lincoln third , $171.11:1. : Tliu Lincoln holds first place In mortgage lo.ins , with the Mutual of North Platte second. The Fremont Guaranty load * In number of share * , 4,115 of $100 each , the Lincoln and Omaha second and third , with 2,42i : anil ' . ' ,410 , respectively , of fcWO each. The cnnvlctlon of two building society s-.v'.ndlcrs In I ndon of forgeries and frauds by which millions of ilnllnin will bo lost to poor worklngmcn and wom.'ii ami the story of the way in which the fr.iud was consum mated isa reminder that these Kngllsh societies were not co-operative con ; erns such as are hero known as bulldtiig soclotlcs. They were in fact private banks , ennazod In a business wholly foreign to that of building societies as wo understand them. The tendency among building nnd loan people Is toward a more cqultablo division of ITOllts between borrowing and Investing mi-nibors. The system Is losing Its specula tive features , and investors cannot expect returns two or three limes ns great as could bo secured in other conservative Investment lints. The associations that promise from IS to 22 per cent Income to Investors will bo loukcd on in the future with distrust. The universal tendency is toward lower rates of Interest and premium , conservative invest ments and a higher margin of security. The Hamilton County league , which em braces most of the Cincinnati locals , has at last succeeded In establishing a bureau of Information. H is a place where members of the league may go to find what associa tions have money on hand , nnd where one association can borrow from another. In the Hamilton County league arc about 100 associations , nnd it Is estimated that the establishment of a bun ; in vill result In a saving of $1,000 annually aside from expenses. The Stockvllle , Nob. , association at Its last meeting sold money at ill.50 premium. There are 233 building-loan associations in Chicago and Cook county , with assets amounting to $3Ti,3SOOOJ. In the state of Illinois there aruIb'J associations , the total assets ofvhleh are $00,787,701 , of which S."iO,50."ih7.'J consist of loans to stockholders and represent largely homes that are being ) iaid for by means of these associations. The total receipts for the year of building associations In the state are shown by the state auditor to have been $33.840,7(11. ( Total number of shares now In force , 2,203,5.7.1. The new olllcers of the Weeping Water , Nob. , association are : ( . } W. Norton , presi dent ; .1. II Hall , vice president ; T. M. Howard , treasurer ; I. F. Tr.ivls , secretary ; L. K. Gibcrson , Attorney. "O ! MU I'll Kit. " KstYf/e / 7'/innnnn til Home Magazine. "O ! mother , 1 want my bonnet tied ! " "My hat has | i t a string ! " "Mint I be Hobby Harm's' hor.se ? " "Is.Is your pltty wing ? " "Say , will you make us chicken pie ? " "Nnnrbody's bid my slate : " "S 'i > what un u ly rent , mamma ; 1 tore It on the gate ! " "O ! mother , Mamie's coinlni : In , With Moll , and Hi-ss , and Fred ; Can \v < > have cream and cuke tonight , And M'nd tin ) boys to bed ? " "Dear mother , may I wear your shawl ? I'm going for a drive. If ( 'barley should propose , mamma , .May 1 ask him in at five ? " "O ! motbor send thnsueblldren out , They make such fearful illn ! I've got my sermon well along , As far us'What Is Sin ? ' And can't you bear In mind that cup Of strong tea fur my head ; And mix a few light rolls and bake ? You knuw 1 bate cold bread. " O ! mother , mother , should you cease ODD little hour the euro Th.it day by day. year after year , I'orthis uar brood you bear. It seems the wheels of life must stop. Klrh motlit'r-love ! It springs , A free , sweet fountain ; and It lends The commonest duty w''ngs. JSUOlibI.VJ t'KKlUIHC.lLS. The boys , and girls too , for girls llko to fly kites , will bo interested in Mr. N. Ferguson Conant's account of "Uncle Sam , the largest kite in the world , " which appears in "St. . Nicholas , ' ' for April. The kite which was ' built in' Dudley Hill , Mass , in 1801 , was so largo that it took four strong men to hold the rope when it was flying. The descrip tion 01 the kite is good , but the illustrations are better. Kdmund Clarence Stedman's paiior on "Now York , " which ho calls the homo of St. Nicholas , is very interesting and is the longest of the American Cities series. Thoarliclois illustrated with vlowsof many of the prominent buildings and points of interest , and of the city itself from differ ent directions. The Century company. Union Square , Now York. Autograph fiends will rejoice to have a word of encouragement in the current num ber of the Literary Northwest from John Henderson Garnsey , in which ho gives nu merous fac simile answers from celebrities which ho received to requests for auto graphs. Some of them are very amusing. Mr. Henderson asserts that courtesy will ac complish the dcsiroa end . ( obtaining auto graphs ) where diplomacy falls , and says that a polite request will rarely bo ignored. D. D. Merrill company , St. Paul , Minn. The Omaha Clinic completes its fifth vol ume with the March number , and enters a new year with a new manager , Dr. Gcorgo Wilkinson having assumed entire control , Mr. H. .1. Penfold retiring. The Cllnle has long held its own high place in its especial field of labor and while many will regret to see Mr. Penfold retire , still , to quote his own words , "a medical journal should bo under the entire control of a medical man , " and Dr. Wilkinson will ably fill the place. The eighth number of the World's fall- series of "Tho Graphic. " has this week a double-page illustration , throe groups , "Textiles , " ' -Education , " and "Music , " re productions of paintings on the tympana of corner pavilions. It also has a line portrait of Augustus St. Gaudens , the sculptor , and as a frontispiece a picture showing a collis ion between a grip car and a coal cart on Wabash avenue. The Graphic is ono of the best of the illustrated weeklies. Graphic Co. , Chicago. Apropos of Easter , Peterson's Magazine for April has n copy of Perugino's painting , "The Virgin Adoring the Child Jesus , " and an illustrated article by Sarali Powell , "Kastcr D.iys in and About Itomo , " and a little poem in txiulso Chandler Moulton's best style , "Ulster at Naples. " Besides these , Minot .1. Savage contriuutes an article on "Somo Fireside Pets , " which will strike a responsive chord in the hearts of the lady readers who love pots. Peterson Magazine Co. , Philadelphia. A full-page portrait of H. K. H. . the duchess of Fife , graces Cassells Family Magazine for April as a frontispice. The glories of "Foot Ball , Past nnd 1'resent , " are presented in an Illustrated article by "an enthusiast. " A. H. Jupp. LL.D. , con tributes an article on "Animal Humor. " Among the short stories for the month are "How an Old Tale Came True , " by William Cairns , and the "Doctor's Mctempsychosu , " by W. H. Margi'tson. Cassell Publishing company , Fourth avenue , Now York. Harper's Bazar for Ulster comes to us with white lilies on the title page and full of good things from that to the last. Among the more prominent , aside from the numer ous panes of fashions , with valuable hints on what to wear at the World's fair , wo notice an "Easter Idyl" by Margaret Sangstor , and a snort story by Mary 11 Wilkltis in her pleasant style without any "lovo" or mur der : and the continuation of Walter Besant's "Hebel Queen , " which the lady readers llnd.su Interesting. Mrs. Henry Ward Beccher has a story of the war In the April Godoy , "Light out of Darkness , " which her many lady friends will read with great Interest. Among the illustrations for this number is n portrait in water colors of Victoria Mary , princess of Teck , and also ono of Mrs. Chester W. Chapln. Elnanor II Greatorox contributes a very readable description of Paris In a rain storm , called "Paris Wot. " Theso. with the fashions , the poetry and the music make a complete m.igazlno. Godoy Publishing company - pany , Park How , Now York , Worthlugtou'a Magazine for April has the wmtlnnalUm nf Mrs. Mrurmoro'a Ole Vie- KlnnViuulif p.ip6r hv Arthur \V Wright. Dili Sluki' . penr WriUi Bdcon'H. Works1' ? In which ho iisittmM to show that Hlmkra- I Hiiro Is the rual author of the essay * so. long credited to Francis Bacon. Ho presents In support of his theory the tilhvcd facts that ns .Shaki-s | oarr > 's fortunrt Increased Iml Bacon's decreased , that Ilaconvarf hut n literary man , that his character was devoid of all higher sentiments , that after Shakes peare's death Bacon novvr wrote or published anything worthy of mention , and although ho kept the unfinished manu script of the "Ore.it Instauratton" In his possession for twelve years , ho died with It unfinished. The strong | K > lnt In all the paper * of this nature seems to rest In the quality and quantity of proof adduced , and Mr. Wright Is not behind his contempor aries In this respect. A. D. Worthlngton & Co. , Hartford , Conn. The university faculty of political science , Columbia college , has just Issued In their Studios In History , Economics and Public Law , the ili-st number of Volume II , entitled - titled , "Tho Economic of the Russian Vll- lajrc.1' by I. A. Hourwlch. This ) will bo fol lowed In a short tlmo by No. 2 , entitled , "Bankruptcy ; a Study In Comparatlvo Leg islation. " In- Samuel W. Dunscomb , Jr. , which will be followed in turn by the last number of Volume II. , entitled , "Special As sessments , " by Victor S. Hosowater. These will be foliowo.l by Ixwiks by Mr. Bishop , Mr. Klpley and Mr. West nn the same lines ns rapidly as arrangements can be mndo for the publication of the s.uno. Frank G. Soulo in his "Interesting Facts" in the Hlstorla for March says : "From the name Napoleon nn accurate Greek sentence may bt formed by dropping from each word the first letter before , -Napoleon Apoleon Poicon Oloon Lcon--Bon On. ' the Eng lish translation of which reads , 'Napoleon , alien lion of the people , going about conquering cities. ' " Ilistoria Company , Chicago , Cham ber of Commerce building. Tini.tm.ts Very many stories nro told of the forty-hosfl talking power of Senator HhiL'khm-n. of Kentucky , tmd most of thuin luivo some foundation in fact , for the honutor's best friontlH will admit , when oortiornd , that .Too Hlackbm-ii is a talker from Tnlkorvillo. However , it is intei'OHtinir talk , and therefore ho is ox- ( . usable. Coining enst in 11 C. & O. sleeper not long iijjo the senator Hindu the acquaintance of u bright hinall bjy , which later led to ivn aeqiwttitanee with the youngster's father and mother. The seimtor was sitting with them chatting along in his best style , and the buy fre quently Interrupted him. Finally the mother put her hand on her son's shoulder. "Little hoys , " she said reprovingly , "aro to be seen , not heard. ' ' That quieted him for a time , but later the mother had to tell him the same thing again. IIo quieted down for half an how longer and at the first break in the senator's talk he looked inquiringly. "What is it ? " asked the senator. ' I was wondering , " replied the kid , "if you was ever a little boy like me , how you outgrowed it so. " The senator looked at the mother , the mother looked at the senator , they botli looked at the father and then everybody laughed and the kid wtu given a chance. St. Louis Republic : At another time the children came home from school , and lifter laying aside their wraps and books , the smallest girl cried out : "Oh , mamma , I've dot a now sweet heart , and yon tan't dess his mime. . ' ' "Got a now sweetheart : " ' said the mother , smiling. "Who is ho ? " ' Little Grant ilayps. " "Grant Hayes ! " said the mother with meek solemnity. "I never thought that a child of mine would have a Yankee for a sweetheart ! " The little girl was sorely troubled. She sat ga/.ing into the lire , her big brown eyes glowing with the intensity of her thoughts. Then a reply occurred to her and she answered slcnyly : "But , mumma , when we dits married , I'll make u demotruck of him. " It was an inspiration so like the genius of woman that the mother laughed and the sunshine cumc again. * * * The Roaton young lady is ready at 11 years of ago to use her adjectives with skill , expressiveness and originality. A miss of that ugo was at the breakfast table the other morning. There was bacon. She h.id eaten a piece and wanted some more. "Papa , " she said , "will you please- give me a piece this time that is a little loss languid ? " An other young lady scarcely older than this ono had a beautifully colored toad stool pointed out to her in the woods ono day. "Yes , , she said , "it'ri rather bril liant , but don't you think it looks a trifle morbid ? " * 4 * Wee Daughter Mamma , may I have a party ? Mamma There isn't room in this house for nil the little irirls you know. Wee Daughter That's why I think this would bo a good time to have it. I'm mad at 'bout half of 'em. , * M 4t "Johnny , what yer eryin' alnut ? " "Mother's goin' to punish me. " "Liekin1 ? " "Nuw. Worse. She's g-goin' tor cut my hair. " The "Is'o. ! l" Wheeler & Wilson is a rapid stitcher ; so rapid that It will stitch three yards of goods while only two yards are uoiii stitched on any vibr.iting shuttle ma- ceino. Sold by Geo. W. Lancaster & Co. , 514 S. 10th street. UNGRATEFUL. Mow u Pretty Clrl llUappnlntnd Her Doctor. "Our lives are full of disappoint ments , " remarked my friend , the sur geon , says the New York Herald , "and I thought up to last week that I had had my full share of them. "Now I believe that I am 'way overon my allowance. See if yon do not agree with me. "Karly last summer , " ho began , "a charming young lady was brought to my olllce from a western state in a pitiable condition. She had dislocated her ankle some months before , and from unskilled treatment it had been put in such a shape that I thought at llrst that amputation might bo necessary. She was wasted away to seventy-live pounds , and a more wreck of her f inner self. " 1 wiis luckily able to save the foot and bring her back to perfect health , and she blossomed Into ono of the pretti est girls I have over seen. She and her mother called on mo to say 'goodby' last Tuesday , ana she was In the highest of spirits. She danced around the room to prove that her ankle was perfectly strong again , and gave mo this hand some silver inkstand for a remembrance. As 1 accompanied them to the stool ) she paused on the upper step and took my hand again. 'Dnctor , ' said she , 'beyond the check which pupa will send yon and the eternal gratitude of mamma and mytiolt I foci that yon deserve some further reward.1 Leaning toward mo she went on Impressively , 'You deserve a reward that most men would risk their necks to gain. You deserve u kiss. Mamma , kiss him , ' and before I could got the pucker out of my lips she wan down in the street sending up at mo the most tantalizing laugh I have over heard. "Yes , as I said before , wo all have our .disappointments. Try a little of this Burgundy. " Talk about foreign champagnes , try Cook's Extra Dry ; it is superior to two-thirds of the imported wines. LONDON POVERTY JUNCTION An Odd Qathorlng.of peculiar People In nu Old UorniT of London , if- ; THE HAUNTS OF MUSIC HALL PERFORMERS Cliur.nctorlitln Secyp ( .Unit Outer Ariiniiil Viirk Tiivrrn Tliq l/i\v of C.iitu in Kimnpllllcd J In " ( tin PrnCoi- Inn" A'iMullt'y C'rowd. Ix > .Nim.v , ( March 'J7. [ Correspondence pf Tun UKR. ] In order to appreciate one of the oddest Kiitliorint , ' * of the oddest folks in one of the oddest corners of Ixjiulon , one must llrst knuw .something about those whoso strntiKo lives nnd unique vocations ninko the noted r jiulon "Poverty Junction" what It Is. They are the "pros" or "prossers" or music hall performers of the world's metro | > olis. There from ! l,000 to Ji.OW of them , great and unknown , men nnd women , and there are nu other folk just llko them within the whole world. They provide the "amusement" for the seoro or more of great music halls , into each of which inl htly erov/d from 'JKX ( ) to 5OtK , ) people , and for the hundreds upon hun dreds of lesser affairs , ranging from the old- time free-and-easy , from which the modern music hall has sprung , to the "penny gaffs , " where audiences of from 100 to 500 parsons may be found. Ue.sldes these , 1 would almost venture the assertion , there are thousands of "pubs" or public hiuszs , drinking places with assembly rooms behind the b.ir , where free "smoking concerts" attract a permanent nightly audi ence of from a score to 100 workingmvn and the foul rabble that subsist upon their generosity and weakness. ! nd : ed , any ono who knows this great city at all In that wandering , vagrant , observant way which leads thought into grave conclu sions , would have no Hesitancy in saying that'J.10,000 human beings may bo found any week-Jay night In these places "cheery" or moro so , from liquor and from these sources forming their odd ideas of international contrasts ; gathering from vile-mouthed performers' quips the news andscandals of of the day ; increasing their contempt of order and law from their endless satire and ridicule ; gaining In general and particular deeper hatred of Kngllsh society above thiMunml ; hearing , often with their wives and daughters beside them , the most sacred relations of men and women never spoken or sung of save as perennial playground for cunning and infidelity ; until tno heartiest laugh is in response to the bro.idc.st entendre and the loudest roar rises from these great seas of up turned faces when the vilest music hall in decencies are perpetrated. Of all these places the "penny gaff , " or outrageously ridiculous pantomime , or voice less melodrama , or wordless tragedy , in which there is indescribable murder , high way robbery and other lurid crime , but till enacted without spoKeti word to evade the law governing dramatic representations , is the least harmful , for it has no b.ir ; and to get his "pennyHjrth" of play the While- chapel barbarian m kepi for at least two hours away from a public house. The great London music hall Is simply a larger and more , insidiously hurtful type of the free "smoking concert" room. It is prac tically a gigantic 'b.ir ' or series of tiers of bars , surrounding air auditorium where the thousands instead of scores can bo admitted , at a merely nominal piitnuico fee ; where u stage with specialty performers supplant the platform , the pianist land the volunteer , and where the same 6lftsscs , or more vicious ones , with " 'Arrys nnd "Arryiets" of London 1111 the pit , while every manner of cad , fast fellow of the gentry and nobility , including a good sprinkling qf pie London Uohemiau , s.umter in the promenades and till the boxes and stalls. About twenty different acts called ' -turns" are done by as ninny different performers m ono evening , and each actor will have from one to four "turns" for the same evening , each at different halls , to wnich ho speeds in every sort of conveyance , from a coster's donkey cart to a brougham. Programs are furnished , on payment , nnd hugo'iiumcrals. sUd into the proscenium sides , correspond with program numbers. These shows , with a few exceptions in favor of individual performers , are utterly pointless , mirthless , inane and beastly. There are perhaps in nil this host of London music hull "actors" a half-do/.en who have demonstrated that true art may lind reward even in so hopeless a field. Such are George Bcauchamp , comedian ; Jenny Hill , im personator of the coster girl , "the ludging 'ouse missus1 and female characters ot that ilk ; and Albert Chevalier , whoso studies and representations of the London costermonger should give him rank as a really great actor and a man of positive genius. Tint between all these odd folk nnd the London actors of the dramatic stage there is endless emulation mingled with tantalising attempts at "freedery" and airiness on the one side and a fadeless dread and contempt on the other. The " " " " "pros , or "prosser" as he is everywhere known in London , is in nearly every instance a product of the lowest London life. As n rule , ho was originally a costermonger. stable boy , "boots , " starve ling from the traveling booth shows , Uil- lingsgate crate carrier , or from somewhere out of the Kast End slums. If he be of ns good quality as from the humblest laboring classas ho still , as well as all ether music hall performers , graduates into his profession through ono unvarying school of low nnd often vile training from the " gaff , " from the " "Denny or "smoking eon- cert" den where ho has , as "volunteer , " sung , danced , contorted or slugged for the free entertainment of the gutter hosts of Lyndon. Many of these favorites command salaries of from C-)0 to AllOJ per wo3k. Hut about all of them reach their affluence , and often re spectability , out of the same original depths , and along the yimo vk'isskous road. The only time when dramatic actor au.l "pros" over meet is at the annual Christinas iiluys and pantomimes. Then the "pros" is in demur. ! at the theaters to do specialties. The lofty scorn and the airy defiance between actor and "pros" are then something wonder ful to behold. "What's that ! " is the contemptuous query of ono actor to another , us a "pros" is espied in tlo : stage wingj at Christinas time , waiting to do his "turn" as his act or snecialty Is called. "Oh , Its only a thing from the 'alls ( the music halls ) , " his companion will as witner- Ingly answer. "Dor bli mo ! " retorts the "pros" with an airy snort at his persfcutor , "hit irauift bo bits on the sta-igc ; they wouldn't'ave sech blooniin' hnhjocts in the 'alls ! " In America there is considerable friendly commingling of actors and variety pur- formers. This makes possible the "JUultos" of our large cities , which arc really noted as haunts of all manner of stngo folk , and which are the resort , at certain hours of every day. of all theatrical people. The casual passer lingers curiously within the region. Even one least accustomed to striking city phases is instantly Impressed with the unusual character of the neighborhood and with the manner and dress of its frequenters. lint between Ixmiloii actors and London music hall pcriormcrs the gulf is linpnssablo. The tendon actor is a gentleman bred and born. Ho has been given the best of homo nnd school , often of university , training. He is u student ; frequently a traveler. His culture has been persistent , sequential and unavoidable. And his excellent social status keeps him permanently In touch with the best rather than the undesirable elements. The "pros , " being the proJuct of an en tirely different sot of conditions nnd environ ment , is necessarily the endlessly impinging clement. He is believed by die gentleman actor and gentleman vocalist to bu over on the alert to reach Ills station ; push into his place ; secure his honor and emoluments , just as .the bootblack , butcher boys and newsboys of great cities , with special gifts and dauntless energy , surpass trained busi ness men , and nt last , with prestige and wealth , force the barred doors of aristo cratic society. Therefore the London actor scorns the lx > mlon "pros" as ho would a tramp. Not only will ho have none of him us n companion , but ho will drink no liquor , eat no food , transact no business and fre quent no haunt or thoroughfare where the latter Is permitted to come. Those obseavations have marked illustra tion in the cUwu line drawn in the daily haunts of flio two classes. The actors chiefly retire behind the inviolable protec tion of their clubs like the Garrlck , the Itoom , Stivnpc , Arnnrlcl T.yrlo nnd Hi-of.ito.irt clubs and their it > * y milmrban homes , of which they nro Inordinately fond and proud. Hhould they occasionally stroll from ono city n'Aurt to another , thuv would i ) ( , found nt noted places like thc < \Vellni'ton : , Darmstnlter's and Perhaps Itomaturs [ mil Haul's , known In loc.il Variance as "La ClorKoiizuIn ; " but would retire permanently from the "profcs- slon" before thcv would be si-on * at Miss Harnos' , a former barmaid of the Criterion bar , or nt thu Ualety bar , which Is chrlstj enedProssprs * avenue " So , for ninny years , Indeed for n greater part of the present century , these ostracl/ed music hall ( urformers have gradually merged their busiiu'ss nnd social interests in ono lawatut tnturosllng resort , known by the atrical peopkt throughout the world ns "I.iondon Poverty Junction. " No one knows how long It has been -Poverty Junction. " This It now Is and will over remain. It is outside the old city borough , and the actors are glad of It. If you were wandering In the Strand and came to a region , along by Wat erloo Irhlgo ! approach , of old lirtok stores , your haunting of these would lead you al most to the bridge Itself. Then the Thames and Its picturesque scenes would bring you upon the great structure ; and your vagrant fancy , plavlng about thu sunny lavender Holds of Surrey and the hop llclds of fruitful Kent , would lead you southward to the Surrey side of Umdon. Should It happen to be of a Monday morning , about 11 o'clock , you would have scarcely passed the Surrey approach to the bridge when , at the corner of York and Waterloo roads -each a great city street -you will have come upon as curious a scene and study as may bo found by travel In any land. In olden times this was a region of resort lor the ruddv farmers of Surrey and Kent ; of yards where wagons , carts and divers belongings of the farm were picturesquely bestowed before , during or after , Covent Ciardcn market hours ; of rough shops which dealt in goods to the lilting of the yeomanry , ami of quaint old Inns and public houses , were all the long day and throughout the night where thu bustle and clatter of incom ing and departing coaches , and whore still lingers a perennial flavor of brave drinking , hearty eating and rough but unctuous good cheer. Hut one of these ancient inns remain. This is the York tavern. While prim , now public houses have crowded close , seeking to lesson its prestige and divert Its patronage , It is still , ns of old , the center of all the busy scene. At noth sides of each Intersecting street , and rc.iching for moro than a square away , nreslngle nnd double rowsnf hansoms , dogcartsi and broughams. Most o'f thu latter have liveried coachmen and footmen. They are the equipages of rich music hall mttmiguis , bejeweled and foxy "theatrical" agents who control the booking of nil music hull and variety engagements , and of those favorites among performers , like Chorwin , Lcno , ( iodfroy , Colburn. Henuchnmp , Cheva lier , Bessie Honehill and Jcnnio Hill , whoso specialties nnd popularity command earnings of from 40 to 150 ner week. lictween these and the street facades , and quite often extending Into the middle of York and Waterloo roads will bo gathered on any pleasant Monday morning from 1,000 to il.lXKli music hull and variety "prossers. " A special detail of police Is always required to to other pedes keep passago-wn\s open trians. Of all this strange medley of folk perhaps not more than one-half will belong in London. Among the remainder will bo found every manner of variety performer and "eccentric specialist" from every land beneath the sun. Hundreds of variety performers , good and bad. from America are hero. Cowboy and pugilistic "actors'1 are here. Provincial talent , down at the heels but chipper , cheery and hopeful , Is hero seeking engagement. The Strong Man of Patagonia me.uulers past you , arm In arm with the Uoneless Con tortionist. Hindoo Jugglers are engaged In raillery with the gentle ICskima Dwarf who recently sadly hoodooed the American relig ious world. Algerian , Egyptian and Persian snake-charmers , sword-swallowors , lire- eaters and barefoot glass-breakers consort with Cuban machete-throwers , wild western female dead shots , Devon rccord-brcaKing Jumpers , ( ireek wrestlers and American irenuino negro minstrels. The renowned Slgnorina Splittavoce. Sp.ighctta Siren to the Italian court , the Climax Cloggists , the Nell Nellwoods , Delicious Delineators of Ducal Dialogues , the Slug Brothers , the Salacious Sisters , the King Knockabouts , the Miles. Paddlshankl , Queens of Aspiring Heels , are all here , along with all the un- nanip.iblo ' human warious" of superlatively megatherian freaks , who scale thu dizzy heights of fame in the bewildering border land of the vast amusement world. Ail those of fhe motley throng having real business at this weekly Poverty Junction as semblage , are hero for the purpose of either securing now engagements or for paying the "dramatic" agents their stipulated regular weekly commissions on current engagements. These agents , some forty In number , occupy all accessible ground apartments or fully half a square on either angle of each of the four corners of York and Waterloo roads , No " " dare "prossor" secure an engag & iiiL-nt , and no manager dare engage a "pros ser , " without the booking is done by them. 'I hey llrst charge a largo booking fee , nnd subsequently receive 10 per cent of every performer's contract money , which is sent weekly , by mail , or paid in person every Monday morning. They are held in deadly hatred , and treated with pitiable servility , by all music hall folk. London , provincial and all foreign music hall and variety man agers come hero in person to secure their over varying attractions. A halo of awe surrounds them as they puss from ono agency to another , but Hillingsgato porters could not equal the lively remarks upon their persons and character that mingle with sturdy calls for "bitter" and "four ale , " the moment they have disappeared from view. Secondarily , those here on necessary busi ness take kindly to this form of Poverty Junction weekly reunion or symposium. They are thus enabled lo exchange gossip nnd greetings , cotter oaths and choice ilil- llngsgnte ; and to keep informed as to the movements ot rivals and city , provincial or foreign managers. All the others comprise a great horde of unemployed unrellablcs who , in Poverty Junction vernacular , are hero to "wait for captains. " that is , drink and any manner of pickings ; a vaster horde of bud ding "prossers , " endearingly called "Tommy Uots , " and a still greater and moro pitiable number of broken down and utterly helpless eld-time favorites who , and blessed be the tender humanity of the "prossor" at large ! hero sccuro in ungrudgcd alms every penny on earth that keeps them from the work house or a pauper grave. The business and social conversation of a Poverty Junction symposium is the most graceless that over fell from the tongue of mortal men and women. The latter are hero In equal numbers with the men. Both drink on equal footing at the York tavern's first , second and third class apartments. All are relieved by their lurid denunciations of star favorites , managers and agents. They are n kindly-hearted lot , but their language Is simply untellablo. This , of companion pressers loaivng an agent's ofllco , is as chaste as lilies by comparison : "Ah , cull , H'i'vo made a shop ( contract ) in the country , an'four turns ( nightly en gagements at dillcrent music halls ) to open bank 'ollday. Gawd's truth , cull. The bleedin'kealllr kneows H'l'm in demand , or 'o would'nt a give mo th" shops. Oo'n to th' country fur on'yllf teen quid ( sovereigns ) . ( Jot the town fur seven a turn. Il'i cud a 'ad none , hut w'at's th' bloody use a stamlin' on ceremonies ! " Ho probably was to receive - . " > per week for his provincial engagement , and perhaps XS altogether for his London "turns. " " \\"y dldn' yo get yer wife on for a small part ! " sympathetically inquires his com panion. "W'at's the bloody use ? Tn' cow aint got no bloomin' grammar In 'er1 ! With a "Cor ! bll mo , < > ! ' chap , we'll 'avo a wet ! " and a "l/oit sharp eero ! " to the waiter , they drown their professional priJe In York tavern four nlo , when the lucky presser is off with all haste to the registry ofllco togot his precious contract stamped , lest the "bloomin' h'agent tries to throw 'iiu down. " The symposium Is nt its height of con fusion and "cheerinoss" by 1 o'clock : but. an hour later , save for the bravo managurs and foxy agents still lingering over their wimin the rooms of the York tavm'ii. and a half score of the Godforsaken riffraff , llngcrln-x for a possible h'apenny from some bolatfd reveler , all the region ronndab > ut this Im- dun Poverty Junction la as sihmt as a shadowy , hawthorn-spangled KnglUh hino. L. WAKBIUS. WJ.T.ooo In i'rcinliiini , Offered ny Liggett .t Myers Tobacco Co. of St. Louis. Mo. The ono guessing niMi'fst the number of people who will attend the World's fair gets fJ , < M > , thu HCIMII : ! $1,00) , etc. Ten Star tobacco tags entitle you tu a guess. Ask your dealer for particulars or send for circular. Unlike the Dutch Process No Allcnlics - OH i Other Chemicals arn innl In the ' l > rriuratlnn ot W. IIAKKII&CO.'S I | j BreakfastCocoa j | ii-hteli It iiti/i tiiltlv ' iniro unit nnlnl > lct \ll\\\i \ \ \ ; mon-.lhinitlirretlmtt | thattrength of Cocoa mixed | Mlth Htnrclt , Arrowroot ur - a ii 3 Sugar , and It fur tuuro eco nomical , coating less than one cent a cup. U Is delicious , nourishing , ami KASILV UIOESTKI ) . . _ Sohl bjrtlrorfM rirrjnhpre. W. BAKER & CoTDorchestcr , Mns This Never Fails anil Is nlwnjrg Inchor i Slro ; Ux0 ! inenoi. , ftc each Cnll or send orilprn to 0 K. , . SGQFfELD , Clonks , Suits , Furs , fn run 111 St , Uiimlm. Neb I WAS BIG. I WAS PAT. I FE3UT MEAN. I TOOK PILLS. I TOOK SALTS. I GOT LEAN. Hnntlsomo Woman Can LOBO Weight Fast. Homely Mon Look Better If Thin. Try Dr. Edison's System. No Dieting. Band worth Twlco the Monoy. Ofllcoof II. M. llnrton , Hardware , Cary Sta- . lion. III. . Jan. 11. ISii'l. Dr. Kdlson Hoar Hr : I HIM well pleaded with your treatment of obesity. The band H worth twice the tnonoy It cost , for comfort. I h ivo reduced my wolsbt tun pounds , I , wolli ; ( * > now , iimt I did weigh ' , ' ! " > , Your * truly , H. M. HuiiTO.v. They Are Doing Wlo Good. liarlvlllc. III. , May 3.1. 19M. l.orlnc A Co : tnclo-od tlnilSJ.'i ) fur nlilch plu.ino noiul mu the other two buttlui of l > r Killum'n Otiun Itj I'llls. 1 have usud ununndthtnk lioy Hru iluliiK thuMork. 8. M. KAI.IV : , 1 * . u. HOY 75. Talk So Much About Your Pills. IVorlu , III , .1 unn 13. 1893. Di'nr Slri : After hoarlm : ono of HIT frl'MiiU tnlk no in urlt about your Obcilty 1'llla uml the ho no lit hull derlvlnt : from thorn 1 think I will try them myiulf I'lenso sciul mo 3 botllui C. U. I ) . , anil oblliio. J. .Momus. 400 1'crry Slrect. Fool Better and Weigh 13 Pounds Loss ( ioalicn , 1ml. . Sept. IB , IS'.C nontlcmon : Inclosed 1 xi'iul you $1 , for which you will plraii ) send mo three hottloiof the nbeilty plllH. AmtukliiK tlio fourth bottle "ml fool very much bolter anil woluli litpoumlH lost limn uliLMi I bo ati tatclUK Ihoin. 1 will contlmiu your treatment , ilns. J. C. McL'o.v.v. t-outh Sixth StroH. An Individual \vhnsn height Is S feet I Inch ahould welun I2.'i pound ! 5 foot SlnehiM " " ira 5 feet ID Inches " " Dr. Kdhon nayj : "It rany tie well In point out , hat In my experience , which Is nocussnrlly very ontildernhle , nmny troublesome skin dlHOAM's such , H e.czcnm , azonc. psoriasis , utlcarln. etc. , nro prim * rlly oinsoJ by ohsslty , ami in tha fat andttush la educed by the pills nml Uboslty Krult flnlt nnd the action ot the bund thine ulloeiloni have almost mnelcallr disappeared " ' 1 ho Obesity Fruit Suit In lined In connection with the 1'llls or llandi , or both. ( > no toa.ipnoufnl In a tumbler of water makes a dellcloui soda. Tastes llkn champiilKiie. The band cost i'-i < 0 each for any loncth up to 3 > ! Inchoi , bu for ono lamer than ill ! Indies udd 10 cents extra for each nddltlonal IncY 1'rlco of Fruit Salt. ! . ( . rills JI.Mi I'er llottlo , or .1 Dottles lor $1.00. bent by Mall or Kxprosn Cut this out and koi'p It. nudaeiid for our full (3 ( column ) article on cbcilty. MENTION ADDUKSS KXACTLY AS GIVEN IIKI.UW. Loring & Company. 'i Hamilton I'l. Dnpt. ' . ' > ! . Ilonton. Mim , 115 State St. . Di'ptZI , Chicago. III. , 10 W. Sna ! St. , llcpt M , Now Vork City. For sale in Omaha by Snow , Lund & Co. SURELY CURED. To THE EniTon 1'k'iiso inform your renti ers thtit I have n pobitivo remedy for the nbovo named disease , lly its timely nso thousands of hopeless cases have been per manently cured. I nlmll bo ( , 'lail to Bond two bottles of my remedy free to any of your readerH who have consumption if they will Hcmliuo their express mid post ofiico address. T. A , Hlocum , M.O. , 1BU PcurlSt. , Now York. Dlt. r. I , . 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' * * * * .a - < - - r - | ) wf About unveil month * net ) I hoard of Ir I. t.uu Wo. ooiii- muncoil tuklnv traiitmoiit tin I o n chi'orluily rconmmoiKl him for ho IIHH onrod 11.0 nmj inuiU u now mini of ma. THANK ( Jo JIIAI.UB Oman * Uours 0 to 0- 0No. . 010J North 10th Stl