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Clarkson by Associated jirosi ! What is this country eomtnj , ' to , anyway ? CAN'T somebody fjct "I' ll legidltitivo excursion to the dcop watcr harbjr of Gtilvoston before tho'supply of oysters runs out ? AM , rofujn lead to Washington just now and the men who want a mission abroad and are willing to accept a postal clerkship will strike a boo line for the olllco hookers' paradise. KANSAS has been alllicted in a great many ways at various times. She has had the .Tayhawkors , the grasshoppers , several seasons of drouth , twelve years of prohibition , and , to cap the climax of nflllcMon , who is to have woman suffrage. Tim Atlanta constitution yearns for the time "when the west and the south will have sense enough to join in a com mon legislative policy. " It is rather difllcult to bee how any legislative policy can bo common to the west and the south exclusively. Why not lot the whole "country in on the ground floor ? THK king is dead ; long live the king ! Harrison has passed out and Cleveland passed in , but the government nt Washington still lives. This peace ful transition of rulor.s in a nation of 05,000,000 , of people affords the most sub stantial basis for confidence in the stability of the greatest republic. Is IT not rather odd that n young woman like Princess Kaiuhini should prefer to bo qneon of the Hawaiian islands rather than to draw her $150,000 and come to the United States to spend it ? She could have a lot of fun in this country , and perhaps the "smart set" in New York would got her into society. Tin ; grand commander of the In dustrial Legion , known hereabouts as Paul Vanderbum , was In command of the rear guard of the left wing of Graver's Inaugural procession , while Mayor Vaughan , the champion of ex- slaves and double X mayor of Council Bluffs , headed the right wing , bearing aloft his gold-headed cano. A NOXi'AHTiSAN reception , which will represent the friendship and the neigh borly feeling entertained toward ox- President Harrison by his follow-cUb-ens , will await him in his Indianapolis homo tomorrow. There will bo neither pol itics nor suggestion of politics in it , for it will ho a spontaneous expression of good will and approval of duty well dono. The people of Indianapolis are all friends of Benjamin Harrison now. Tun arrest of two more men charged with making counterfeit numoy , of which un unusually largo amount has been afloat in this part of the country for months past , will bo a great relief to that largo class of people who always take any money that Is offered to them without n doubt as to its genuineness. The Nebraska City gang of bogus money makers appears to have boon a dangerous one , and It is a good thing that it has been broken up. Much of the spurious stuff which it sot afloat has been circu lated in Omaha. Tun report that ttov. Dr. Talmago contemplates resigning as pastor of the great Brooklyn tabernacle is not very surprising when it is stated in the same breath that its finances tire in h\ich a chaotic and discouraging condition that the doctor has had to turn in nearly the whole of his salary for three years to help in keeping the church from found ering on the rooks of bankruptcy. Kx- travaganeo In the construction of the building , upon which money was ex pended with a lavish hand , is said to bo the cause of the present dlllleulty. A LONDO.V letter to the New York Sun euys that at one of the great meet ings of the unemployed in that city lust week it wa- > proposed as a means of Cavorting starvation that hungry men nhould sell their bodies in advance of death to the hospitals for an advance payment of 1 , there being a demand for subjects for dissection. The next paragraph of the letter Hits forth that the ( pieon'M wealth Is estimated at from JC 1,000,000 to . 1,000,000 , exclusive of u grout landed pro'Kirty , and that there fs much Hpaciilatlon an to what mamburs of JUT family will bo most favored in her Comment la nuperlluoua. TllK SAMK OLD TACTICS. The railroad nuumgors remind ti.i very much of Jeff Dii\ln. All ho wanted waste to bo lot alone. They want to bo sovori'ly lot nlono with the privilege of levying Hitch tribute upon the products and pro ducers of the nhvto ns In their judgment the trafllc will bear. They do not con cern themselves iibout the glaring dis crepancy between local rates in Nebraska - braska compared with those in the states of Iowa , Minnesota , or oven Kan sas. They still regard this state ns ti railroad province in which they may impose burdens nt their own pleasure and keep tip a policy of favoritism on one side and discrimina tion on the other. They have succeeded for year.s in buying off legislatures and boards of transportation , and they ox- poet to continue to hold the state by the throat so long as there arc- venal men in the legislature and state house willing to sell out. In order to cover the tracks of this class of morchanPablo cattle the railway managers pursue the tactics by which the Interstate commerce bill was beaten in one congress after another for more than ton years. Their tactics aro' to defeat measures by dividing their supporters. They array ono party against another and make sure that no compromise bill is agreed on before the close of the session. This is precisely the trick by which the railroad contingent in the legislature is trying to defeat till railroad legislation this winter. The populist railroad bill is to bo pitted against the republican railroad bill , and the handful of demo crats Is to ho split up so as to hold the balance of power between Inth and defeat Iwth. This is as plain as the nose on a man's face. The repub licans have not votes enough in the house to carry their own bill and they will bo bulldo/cd and dragooned In the name of the party to vote down any bill the populists have gotten up. If the populist bill passes the house In spite of such opposition the republicans in the senate in combination with the demo crats will vote it down or gubstituto another bill which the populists of the house will not agree to. Then both bills will bo laid out and railroad regu lation will bo as far off 119 over. The populists will of course claim that they redeemed their pledges to the best of their ability and the republicans will claim that they would have redeemed their pledges if the populists had given them half a chance. Thus the people will bo relegated to the tender mercies of the railroad man agers because their law makers could not agree on any measure not oven on a bill to abolish railroad pass bribery. But the railroad managers may over shoot the mark. Wo venture to pre dict that unless they make con cessions now and allow a reasonable rate bill to pass this year they will gotn scorching two years hence that will make them pay dearly for their corrupt interference with legislatures and state olllcials sworn to serve the people and protect them from the rapacity of public carriers. MILL TKADUCIXtJ OMAHA. The spasmodic reform movement has furnished thotruducorsof Omaha abroad a very largo amount of ammunition with which to keep up their warfare upon this city under the pretense of bolster ing prohibition and fighting down vice and crime. The Now York Voice of March 2 do- votcs moro than u column to Omaha and reproduces with great gusto the ex travagant assertions embodied in the re cent petition for suppressing the social evil and enforcing the state statutes re lating to gambling and the Sunday li quor tralllc. Not content with this so- called proof of Omaha's depravity the Voice also reprints the brazen falsehoods uttered by the Rev. B. Fay Mills on the last night of his sojourn in Omaha , which closed with the slanderous decla ration that "No other city in the United States will begin to compare with Omaha in open temples of depravity.1 The reverend gentlemen who edit the Voice and derive handsome incomes from "pulverizing the rum power" and advo cating visionary reforms they know to bo impracticable will doubtless continue to hold up Omaha ns the most wicked city on the globe , while their sanctum ib within gun shot of the Five Points and Mott street , in which moro vile rum is bold and drank in any ono day than in Omaha in five years ; and in which moro deviltry and crime are perpetrated every night than there has boon committed in Omaha in any ono year , ThoMJ pious frauds are always shocked nt the mete in their neighbors' eyes than by the beam that obscures their own vision. The lesson taught by ex perience with visionary reforms and impractical reformers is very much llko the experience of .the man who fired a shotgun that did moro effective execu tion at the breech than at the muz/.lo. Their aim is good , but tholr weapons go off at the wrong end and often do harm where they are Intended to bo beneficial. A citooKKD ntnni\'KHsini' \ . The selection of receivers for the Reading company has caused a still further decline in the block of the con cern instead of serving to produce an increased confidence in the value and permanency of the enterprise. The an nouncement that the receivers , ono of whom Is President MoLeod himself , will pursue the same nolley that has boon followed by that bold adventurer for year past , hub had a tendency to destroy rather than to build up the wave : Ing faith of the capitalists upon whom the tottering Reading system must depend for the financial assistance which it needs. That the Reading receivership it , re garded by the leading business men of the country as a public bcandal has al ready been bhown by many vigorous ex pressions of opinion upon the subject. The Now York Commercial Jltillctin bays : "It Is the most extraordinary feature in this whole business that oven while the authorities of the btato are proceeding in the courts for voldanco of the lease of the Lehlgh Valley to the Reading con- corn.tho president of the Reading , who devised atul inaugurated this scheme for defying the law , and the president of the Lehigh Vtilloy , who acted with him in carrying it out , and in so doing dis regarded his obligations us a trustee for thu HhareholdorH mid treasurers of that L'ompany , are selected to man * ngo the property under orders if the court. Hut with thorn In associated a justice of the supreme court , who hui In decision * of that court probably taken personal part in declaring the Illegality of such trans actions as the lease in question , but who now leaves the judicial bench In order to join with Messrs , McLeod and Wll- Ijttr In the management of the road which , the authorities of the state main tain , Is engaged In disregarding the law. iVsstiredly no stronger spectacle has over boon presented than this combina tion for the purpose of retaining In practical control of two corporations the very persons against whom the state authorities are now proceeding In the courts. It cannot be questioned by anyone ono that this selection was made at the instance of the present management of the Reading and for the express purpose of retaining as far as po.sslblo control over the affairs of the company and power to continue the disregard of law of which the state authorities com plain. " This Is a plain statement of the case , and the conclusion to bo derived from It is that the Reading receivership is designed - signed to defeat the ends of justice. That a justice of the supreme court should leave the bench to ussooiato him self with such men as McLood and Wil bur , and under such suspicious cir cumstances , Is little less than scandalous. The appointment of now receivers maybe bo the upshot of the vigorous and Indig nant protest that is made against the present ones. TllK IXAUGUltAL So far ns the inaugural address of President Cleveland defines what is to bo the policy of his administration its principal objects will bo to maintain a bound and stable currency , reform the tariff and advance civil service reform. With regard to the first of these objects there will bo no disagreement with the opinion of Mr. Cleveland as to its vital importance. It Is evident , however , that the president is not confident that his party can bo brought to see the way to maintain n sound currency ns ho would direct , and ho therefore counsels concessions. Ho has had convincing evidence within the last few weeks of the futility of attempts to coerce ac quiescence in his financial views , and ho is now willing to treat with that faction of his party , unquestionably the stronger , which rejects him as a finan cial leader. What success ho will have in thib course remains to bo PCCII , but meanwhile the country is given the as surance that the executive branch of the government will use all the powers vested in it to maintain the national credit and avert financial disaster. On the subject of tariff reform Mr. Cleveland speaks in a moro courageous and confident tone , knowing that here ho has the masses of his party with him , but the advocates of a reform of the tariff cannot but bo disappointed that the president has presented not a single new thought to strengthen the cause. Much that ho says about paternalism ho said often before in different forms , and it is mild criticism to characterize all of it as simply platitude. That a great deal of what Mr. Cleveland puts forth as sound principles , in his arraignment of protection , can bo conclusively shown from the industrial history of the coun try during the past thirty years to bo es sentially unsound , every candid man must admit. But there is no encourage ment for the extremists of his party in what ho proposes regarding tariff re form. That task , ho says , "must bo undertaken wisely , without vindictiveness - ness ; our mission not punishment , but rectification of wrongs. " That portion of the inaugural address which will bo least pleasing to the par tisans of Mr. Cleveland is the reference to civil service reform. Ho finds oppor tunity hero to lot it bo understood that claims based on partisan service merely will receive little consideration. His reference to combinations of business in- toro.sts for limiting production and fix ing prices will bo generally approved , and except in the section whore his party is strongest there will be no ob jection to his declaration in favor of equality before the law for every citi zen , unimpaired by race or color. There is nothing now or especially impres sive in what Mr. Cleveland says regarding public expenditures. Every body agrees that they should bo limited to the necessities of the government , but those necossitieb must bo gauged with reference to promoting the boat inter ests of the whole people. Mr. Cleveland's plea for harmony Is a confession that his party is divided , and there is implied in it an apprehension that he would hotter have concealed. Altogether the address is not a strong or impreobivo utterance , though it is dis tinctly characteristic. TllK ItiailT OF ASri.UM. A vigorous protest is being made against the negotiation of the extradi tion treaty between the United States and Russia which was recently ratified by the senate. This proceeds from two sources , the Society of American Friends of Russian Freedom and the Russian- American National league. The ob jectionable feature of the treaty is the cliutbo which declares that any attempt upon the life of the czar or of any mom her of the royal family shall bo regarded as i non-political offense and shc.ll bo extraditable. The protosttints allinn that this violates the traditional policy of this government. Several year.s ago ti proposed extradi tion treaty with Russia failed of ratifica tion because it contained a clause similar in effect to the ono in the now treaty , and the effort of the British government sitno five or six years ago to obtain a concession making certain offenses hav ing a political coloring extraditable was unsuccessful. The senate at those time. ' took a firm stand In maintaining the es tablished policy of the nation regarding political refugees. The government Of the United States has always given the right of asylum o political rofugoe-s the broadest Interpre tation and the widest application. They have found protection onboard oui-bhlps , in our consulates , and on our territory This policy has resulted In numerous conflicts with other nations , but novel mill now has it iiltt departed from , It H embodied directly or Indirectly In nil ) f our extradition * treatICH , most of wlik'h contain ± \\y \ \ dlHtlnot stltihitlon | ) that wo will | mij extrudlte nny one for i political olron e , whllii mich ns do not omtuln this stipulation HO curefttlly [ i.'clto nnil limit thO offenses for which wo will ( 'i'ant extriulltlon ns to olearly exclutlo ( mlltlcal olTonses. Wo no fur ther in ruservlni ? It/'onr / courts the rljjht * . . . * . . . . . . . " ! * ' * ' . . * * to determine tho' { ljurncter of the crlmo m account of wlijcl oxtrndltlon Is asked ind the sulliclency of the evidence to onnoet the accused person with It. l''vcn this rcbcrviitloii is not observed In the treaty with Hussla , though a safe guard Is provided in the requirement that the State department must finally approve the extradition of any alleged criminal. The American people do not believe that recour.se to assassination , oven under such a despotism as that of Rus sia , is justifiable as a means to secure political reforms. They do , however , sympathize with every legitimate effort of the Russian people to better their political condition and to lesson the bur den of the despotic yoke that weighs them down. The political system of Russia Is to the last degree iibhori cut to every friend of free institu tions , and the American people can do nothing that will to the remotest extent - tent help to maintain that system without compromising their moral influ ence In behalf of popular government. Russia is the last country in the world to whom it would be safe to make such a concession as that contained in the new extradition treaty. That government is utterly unscrupulous in its methods for getting into its clutches those of its people who oppose Its despotic power , and its drag not is constantly out for nihilists and their sympathizers. Its spies are scattered everywhere over the world , and this extradition treaty once in force it would not be lon < r before our State department would bo busy hear ing complaints against Russians ar rested upon charges of having conspired against the life of thec/ar or homo member of the royal family. No nihilist would bo safe in this country with the treaty in force. The American people do not want their country made a hunting ground for Rus sian spies , and If they could express their sentiments there would bo few voices not raised against the proposed concession to the Russian government. The policy of the republic regarding the right of asylum , which has been firmly adhered to for moro than a cen tury , must bo maintained. TllK Vmllt TO DltAMA'l'lC ART. Mine. Modjoskn. ina , tulk with a rep resentative of THE' ' BEI : , deprecated what she characterized as the "porni- nicious starring , bupinoss , " declaring that it will bo the ruin of the dramatic art in this country. The distinguished actress explained , what she meant by saying that anybody ban bo a star now "prize fighters , divorced women , profes sional burglars ; anybody with a repu tation for anything unusual can rush upon the stage and gat press notices by the yard. " Mine. Modjeska took the managers to task for tholr indifference to everything but money making , and declared that "tho business ought to bo returned to the old stock com pany plan. " The last proposition lias been repeatedly advocated by Modjeska , she having recently written most intelligently and earnestly upon it in ono of the leading magazines. It is easy to understand how a great artiste , sincerely devoted to her profes sion and regarding it as a moans of in tellectual improvement and elevation , should keenly deplore the conditions to which she refers , and every intelligent man and woman who appreciates dra matic art in its higher state must sympa thize with her. Unfortunately , however - over , there is small hope that either the exponents or the admirers of true dra matic art will over bo able to effect the reform they doslro and rid the stage of the debasing and de teriorating conditions now so preva lent. Has there over been a time when there was not something to deprecate in connection with the dramatic stage ? Addison inveighed against its faults and its demoralizing features in his day , and there has been no period since when the stage was quite free from these , in ono form or another. Perhaps they are moro numerous and moro widely dis tributed now than over before , but if such is the case it is because the stage is in greater demand for popular enter tainment than nt any previous period. There are twenty theaters today whore there was ono a quarter of a century ago. Every enterprising town has its "opera house. " Jn hundreds of communities whose elder people never had nn opportunity to see a play before they hud reached middle ago or beyond the younger generation has been made moro or loss familiar with the btago. They know little , indeed , of dramatic art , and very generally are incapable of appreciating it. The "Hamlet" of Booth or the "Kathorlno" of Modjoska would bo lost upon most of them , , But because this is bo should they bo deprived of all oppor tunity to make acquaintance with the stage , of all chailco . to obtain from it such entertainment as they can appre ciate ? There must1'bo a process of education in this as" fn all other branches of art , and the ox orfonco of centuries warrants the assumption that there will always bar [ , ; pboplo to whom the highly-colored qhromo Is moro attractive than ' the finest paint ings of the gre.al < Jst musters , to whom "Annlo Rvone.v" has a charm surpassing any operatic aria over writ ten , and to whom thij { 'Tin Soldier" era a molod'-ama redolent of horrors will furnish enjoyment whcio a play of Shakespeare or Bulwer would fall flat. The few of more cnligh toned concep tion and elevated taste will tire of the cheap and vulgar , and from these true dramatic art will receive intelligent and appreciative nupport , but It is to bo ap prehended they will always bo largely in the minority. Kveu if it bo granted that it would bo bettor for the majority If they were not permitted to wit ness dramas which give opportunity for prize lighters and professional burglars to "star , " It Is manifestly im possible to do away with such produc- llonn. So long as the majority want them -tho demand will bn met. The exponents of true dramatic art may iloplore. this condition of affairs , but they will not bo able to reform It alto gether. It has Its foundation In human nature. What Mine. Modjoska says as to the desirability of a return to the old plan of stock companies will bo endorsed Ijy all the older members of the dramatic profession and by everybody who under stands that the combination system In vogue is an obstacle to the de velopment of histrionictalent. . That requires for Its growth scope and range through all the realm of the drama , which 'It ' could 'have under the stock company plan , whereas with the combination system It Is necessarily "cabined , cribbed , confined. " This system may produce excellent "mechani cal" actors , but it could never have pro duced n Mncready or a Booth , a Gush- man or a Mojeska. Axn now there Is a chance that the French , never a yachting nation , will compote for the America's cup. The English hope to capture It this year , after about forty years of trying , but there Is no reason why the French should not have a chance at It. 'France has plenty of skillful naval architects and bailers , and If she wants to enter the lists against America and Eng land , as Is now reported , It will make the International yacht races oven moro interesting than they have boon heretofore. The struggle for the America's cup this year will bo the greatest event of Its kind over wit nessed. It is highly appropriate that these contests , after several years of suspension , should bo renewed during the gre.it Columbian celebration , when millions of people from all parts of the world will bo hero to witness the strug gle. Better than pugilism or horse- racing is the noble and useful sport of yacht racing , and it may bo that this year's contest in American waters will bo the beginning of a new- era of this sport and that .several of the maritime nations will bo drawn Into the friendly rivalry in which England and this country have heretofore been the only participants. During the past year or two the Gorman emperor has evinced a decided interest in yachting and is the owner of the superb and pow erful English cutter that was beaten by our Volunteer. Perhaps Germany and Franco will both bo participants in the international races hereafter. ACCORDING to the latest data showing the metallic stocks of the world's princi pal banks the total stock of gold amounts tol,52,173,000 ! ) and of silver to * 901-48,000. : ) Stating the figures in round numbers the Bank of England holds in gold $125,000,000 , the Bank of Prance $2(51,000.000 ( , the Imperial Bank of Germany $108,000,000 , , the Bank of Austria-Hungary 827,000,000 , the Bank of Spain $37,000,000 , the National Bank of Italy $ : t'J,000,000 , and the Bank of Russia $ : t0,000,000 ; ! , or within $ . ' ! ,000- 000 of the amount in the treas ury and national banks of the United States. All the smaller countries of Europe appear to bo fairly well provided with gold , while in the larger countries there is a considerable amount in banks outside of the govern ment institutions. There is not far from $1,000,000,000 of gold in Europe , while thcio is less than $500,000,00 , ! ) of silver , or about as much in nil the European countries as there is in the United States. These facts suggest why it is that European governments ; manifest so little interest in silver and are so anx ious to maintain and increase tlioir re serves of the yellow metal. Tin : democratic pilgrimage to the shrine of the great father has just com menced. Many who start out hopeful in holiday attire will return dejected , ragged and foot-sore. Even the example of the would-be minister to Dahomey , so touchingly reproduced in the "Toxas Steer , " booms to produce no effect upon the politician craving for olllco. Why Don't They Do It. 7/ii'iI/cyc CUIten. It Is about time that the republicans In the Icgisl.ituro inako some substantial niovo towards carrying out tholr i > loJjo3 ( of reduc ing freight ratus. o - Kilt it Didn't Do It. Xorfnllt Aries. A very Rood way for the legislature to stand up for Nobr.isk.i Just at this tinio is to pass a law offering a bounty for the cultiva tion of sugar boots. A Niihln llxiimule. Clttcayn inter Ocean. Governor and Airs. MrKlnloy sot n noble example of honesty and integrity to the world. The peed wife WHS not an Indorser upon the fatal paper , but she Indorses her husband's honor and manhood. Such an ex ample In these days is worth millions in money. Ilnrofs ol thu Sou , I'lillMlclpltta llccnnl. Tlio flvo bravo islanders of Cuttyhunk , who wore drowned in tlioir desperate cn- duavor to rcscuo tlio crow of a augur-laden lurk driven ashore ou the rocks of the Now Knglaiul coast , deserve grateful romom- br.mco. The best possible form it could take would bo in the shape nf assistance for the widows ami orphans they leave behind. No llUcrllillliiitliin III Snubi. JJiiffalu HfprCKS. Mr. Cleveland seems to have developed the faculty of estranging his anti-snapper friends as well as keeping alive the disllko of ills snapper enemies It is an open secret that Whitney no longer interests himself in ' affairs and Fairchild thu president-elect's now - child has been given n rebuff. IJut the true- blue mugwumps still love him for the ene mies ho is making. If the report ho true that Cleveland's in augural will contain only about 1,700 words it will bo shorter than the average. His inaugural of eight years ago had only l.tHS word" , however , but Harrison's had 4.5SS , Garllold's 2.0'U. and Hayes' 2-irj. The longest inaugural was \V. H. Harrison's , \\hichcontained 8,578 words , and the second longest was I'olk'sV.KH. . The shortest was Washington's second , llll words , tlio next shortest was Johnson's , atW , and the next Arthur's 431. _ I'roMts of thu I'll ; Sliunpn. If anjono had doubts us to the good Judg ment of the government in issuing the Co- lumbi.in stamps the report of the postmaster guiier.il should sot them at rest. At'coidlng to that otllcial the total increase of sales In January over the same month last year Is more than ! 20 per cent. At lOU ilrst class postolllcos stamps to the value of J-Jii > Mili were sold in January , against tl.8TO.483 dur ing the same period last year. Of the amount received this year from , the salu of postage stumps fl.7U3.WKIvoro for the Columbian Issue , within $101.817 of the total sales la January of lust i car. I ' SHOTS AT Till ! Mlimonpollt Trltmno A rcllploiu oct In KiiHilu holds Unit hair U sinful , and It U. In butter It Is a misdemeanor , nnil ou n nmrrlcd mau'a shoulder It sometimes amount * to a felony. 1'hlludolphlu l > diri > r : Uor Ur Mol'lu-r- ion of Chicago has been giving hla views on hnuM. H ( - ayv "I have always under stood that Its temperature is nlwvo normal. " 'rhls will roouon no heated arguments ou the subject. Kansas City Journal : Thoehnplaln of the Knnsin senate U not nlono In wishing that the Almighty may have mercy on Hint "treaion Infested suite. " The devout public generally have been wishing the same thing uvor since the ] x > pullst party begun to show- Its hand , I'ionccr.l'rctt "May God ha vn mctv.v on thU treason Infected stntu I Amen ! " This is the full text of n prayer offered by the chaplain oftho Kanvis house during one of Its tumultuous sessions. He is o pomilUt from the top of his hat to the bottom nf his hoots , and says that the other fellows are the trailers. S.m Francisco Hvamlncr A Wisconsin preacher saw ono of his Hock , a modeler In clay , making a llgure somewhat short on drapery for the World's fair. His holy hands shot up as if ho had met a road agent , while in tremulous voice ho exclaimed against the wickedness So the modeler In stead of hlttlmr his visitor with a wad of mud , a course clearly his duty , destroyed the objectionable llguro and others of value. The people of the community , however , had not reached the lofty plane of the modeler , for they chased the preacher across the county line. New York Herld : Hov. r. Field , who is abroad nt the present moment , writes to his paper , the Kvangellst , ns follows : "Good morning ! I am reveling in the glorious sun shine of Africa Tell m.\ brethren In Amer ica that If they could rldo over these hills and look off on the Mediterranean and the Atlantic they would get larger views of things nml forget the Hrlggs case in the presence of a continent , that is waiting to ho redeemed " It woulu pay to charter a whole llcot of Atlantic steamers and send a repre sentative synod to Africa to acquire these "larger views of things " What muddles the brain of the ordinary North Amerleiin Is the tremendous stress which some religious people place on a dogma , whllo they are en tirely indifferent to the important reforms that are on the carpet. The whole thing is 11 sort of travesty on Kusln.i Yokes' song , "No matter what you do if your 'art Is true. " Judge Kelly has been appointed receiver for the Norfolk Fair association. A Teeumseh poultry dealer has shipped out 62,51 ! * pounds of chickens this winter. The city council of Fullerton has granted n water works franchise to .lames H Smith. A number of Custer county people have been taken in by traveling sharps selling groceries. .laclt Dwyerof Koarney. who ran a gam bling house , was iinml $ , JUO because of his sporiing proclivities. Miss Uello Fielder of Hay Springs is rustling hard to secure the postofllco wider the new administration Anthony O. Halt , a former resident of I'lattsmouth , died recently at Oakland , Cal. , of kidney disease , aged 70 jc.irj. Dave Cook will meditate on his evil ways the next three years in the pen at Lincoln. Judge Wheeler prescribed the seclusion. The case against John n.mut , cashier of the defunct Commercial and Savings bank , is on trial at Kearney and sixty witnesses have been called to testify Charles Ucnnett , living near Sliclton , unloaded - , loaded a gun n little hit quicker than he In tended. A doctor took off the young man's right foot just as soon ns ho could. Judge J. K Cochranof McCooklms started for Washington to qualify as consul at San Salvador to which position ho was nomin ated and conllrmed. Ills continuation was the last one under the Harrison administra tion. tion.Miss Miss May North , daughter of State Sen ator North of Columbus. whoso stage name is Helen Stookwell , will appear shortly at Chicago , in Kiimscy Morris' now play , the comedy of "Joseph , " in which she takes a leading part , and in which she is expected , by the dramatic critics of the Chicago papers , to distinguish herself. The annual convention of the Young People's Society ot Christian ICmlc.ivor of the Sixth district of Nebraska , comprising the counties of Adams , Webster. ClaNuekoN , Fillmoie , Thayer , Kearney and Franklin , will meet in Hastings March HI and April I and 2. There will bo over 100 delegates in attendance nt the convention and the Hast ing Kndoavors are making arrangements to entertain them. Says the Chase County Champion : "Our bachelor friends complain to us of a scarcity of young ladies throughout the country. This should not bo so , as we could readllv name a half hundred oligibloyoung hacnclors lu the valley , many with homes and farms of their own and their lives insured , and we certainly think the search has not been a diligent one and the complaint is without grounds. However , console yourselves , gentlemen , as we understand a train load or two will be in from the east in a few days. IOWU'H Notions of tlio Nudr. A'cic Yorlt Adeciliter. Wnentho pansy artists of Iowa succeed in converting the classic goddess of liberty the goddess of the Greeks into a modern ballet girl , of course the IJartholdi statue of liberty will have to go. She is a graceful , womanly creatuio , and her dr.iporlrs are her great charm , but Iowa sa\s th.it liberty must w ear pink tights , a pair of base lull shoes and a hauberk Our art trend is toward tlio nude and pads. t\ttn xoras. Slnco Auditor Ackornmu made his report n month ago on World's fair llnnnrcn HWl , . ' ' i'S' has been oxponded. This brlni/a th total cxpciulUurca of the fair up to Jaiumry I'laiis have been completed for DIP Irani- portiitlon of the "Old Liberty Hell" from Philadelphia to Chicago , and thnt relic of the revolution will ho In Chlcngo In tlmo to bo exhibited within the Pennsylvania build- IIIR wnen thutstructuro Is dedicated April iS ) . The Minnesota building Is to ho orna mented with a statue of Hiawatha , The statue Is to stand eighteen feet high abova the plvnth and the design Is from Ioiigfol .lows lines- "Over wild and rushing rivers , "In his arms ho Iwro the maiden " Slxty-llvo gondoliers , the full complement who , under n concession granted by tha council of administration of the Columbian exposition , are to man the quaint and pic turesque gondolas over the lagoons of Jackson - son park , will sail from Yenlee early this week They are expected to reach Chicago about the i'lth of March. The ( Jro.it White Horse Inn , n duplicata I'xteriorlv of the nnellsh hostelry mailo so famous b.\ Charles Dickens In "I'lckwlek Papers , " has an excellent location on the \\orld's fair grounds , and In nmtu respects will doubtless beioneof the most intiTcstlnff of the main attractions The builuing Is ill- most completed. It occupies a prettj slto south of Machinery hall and not far from the southeast corner of the park April t Is the diitellxed for closing the gates of Jackson park to visitors After that rtato tickets will not be sold nt the entrances and stunh guards will turn back all perooni not provided with passes showing the\ have business on the fair grounds This step Is necessary for the expedition of work and the safety of the public The woiklng force Insldo the park is oelng gradually Inrreased , and within the next four weeks lli.dOO mon will bo emplojed within the park fence /.IT1 lll.\l SiOCIi. Yonl.i'ts Stitlestiinn : It Isn't imlurnl fora "ciook" to bo In straits. Tiny Pii'ss : A itood pedesttlan U generally nn I'lioy-goliig fellow. Cloveluml Plain Douler : Miiny u mun who "sturtsoil well" spoils otorytmni ; by coming bucU. I'hlhidi'tphl.i Itornrd : As base ball snlnrUi arc cut down thu pitcher becomes mine und moru of u glow lor. Host n Courier : That bandiiiastor hud n ptoper Idea of the Illness of thlmrs who onli'ii'd that his muslcl.ins whuiildunr tunics. Tidbits : rstellcA ml you uro going to loavs me so soon , Augustus ? Augustus-My lo\e , 1 would willing ! ) glvo Ion Ji'aisof my | | ft If I could si.ij foiior. | Hut If I don't pi I shull be lined sl\iciiso [ for liL'liU' l.ilo at our deb itln t society Washington Star : They took In cold em nest his eiluits nt jest , but IHMCI liU 7i-al did It cbo ! > t > and lie sm' ' > < l as he muiiiuiicd "Tha woild Isut best nf.oiy poor Judge of u Joke. " lloslon I'r.inscilpt : I'list Stnti'smiin I can triilj s.iy that no mun o\i > r sought to brlba mr. Sooond Ditto Olioll , I wouldn't bodls- roiuugcd. Your luck muy chunge somu tlmo or other. Philadelphia Iiudgcr : Pilnrrss MaiKinot of Prussia UTclM-d Horn lu > r godmotln-r , tha IIULMMI of Italy , as u wedding gift , iiiiaru of diamonds suld to bo worth not less than $30- OOO. Tl.ua-boom-dc-ay. New York l'n > s : Ho was a hl\-tlnu > s mil lionaire , who sut boliliid Moral thu nmy ; tlm iniilil to > U oil nur bonnet there hu murrlod bur nuM day. The fields Ho hidden 'neath Iho snow , And It Is cold In tonn : The mercury Is at one below , And sometimes lower down. Yet In the face of one wo meet Thcto Is no luck of cheer ; The plntnbcr goes about the street And smiles from ear to oar. : cor.s/.v Jamc * iriilleumli lllleu. T.lttlo Cousin Jaspi'r he Don't live In this town , like mol lie ll\es 'wiiy to I'misseiiiur , An' 1st comes to visit licit1. He says'nt our court house square - Ain't nigh big as tliclin Is thcio. lie says I heir town's big as four Kr fl\e towns like this , un' moro. lie siys : ef his folks mo\ed hero llo'il ciy to leave Kunssuluer ; 'Ciiiisi ! tlu-y's pialiles tlieio , un' lukes An' wll' ducks und raUlcmiukos. Yes , nn" little Jumper's p'l Shoots most things you mcr KIXWJ Wunst he shot u deer , om > day , 'At bwummed off un' got awuy. I.lttle Cousin .Tuspor went AJI' euinped out wnnst In a tent Wlv his pa. an' held his gun Whllo he Ulltu teriupun An' when his ma heeid o' that , An' moro things his pa's boon at , She says , "Yes , an' ho'Il got shot TOIO'H bo's mun-grown , HUe as notl" An' thev's mnssrats thoic , nn' mlnlui An' dl-dlppeis , an' chewlnUs Yes ; un' culmus root you clu-w All up , an' 'I won't pUen you An' In town's n ( lug-pole there , Highest ono's "ill's unywhuio In this wotld wito In thHstii'ct ! \Vhoio the big musb tneotln'u meat. Yes , nn' Jasper he snys they ( Jut si bruss hand there , un play On It , un' mutch up un dcnui. An' ull o\er 'louiid the town Wish ! our town nln't HKu It Is ; \\lsht It's big us his ; \\isht 'at his folks they'd move lior * . An' tte'il IIIONO to Heiissuluor Lar.joU MiuwfaoluroM ant IlptilloM . . of ulothmz In tb ) World. We're After Him Just" wait another winter till that season gets around when that blooming-little ground hog sticks his nose above the ground , for we've organized our forces and we've sworn to find him out , and the man who comes upon him will smash him on the snout. Then nevermore hereafter will ho work his shadow trick , because when once we've met him he'll be very , very sick. Long will live the recollection of the year of ' 94 , when the death of the Mr. Groundhog brought mild winters evermore. To us will be the glory of producing early springs , and we'll sell the thankful people all their clothes and furnishings. Ladies and gentle men , our ambition is not to become wild-eyed poets , but our spring suits -and overcoats , which have just arrived , are the very essence of poetryf that's why we became poetic. BROWNING , KING & CO. , S , W , COF.