y - , f * * * ) MATTA DAILY BEE : SUNDAY , JANUARY 15 , 1893-SrXTEEN fAGES. IINOTNC IN ALIEN LANDS ] Onrioni Incldonta of Torolgn Travel and Obsonation , GRIEF-STRICKEN LITTLE NOBLEMAN Inlioipltnlltrof the IlrctonVI o KnglMt Itnvru UIMT Arllrm Aiiiorlian * Wore Workoit by Irlih Itlnrncjr. Jan , 3 [ Correspondence 5f Tiir Hrs ] I found him all alone at n t.iblo in n snug llttlo restaurant of shadowy Mer cery Lane at ancient Canterbury. Ho was a mite of a thing , but an old joung lad , seem ingly already hrokcn by-all the sorrows of desolate old ago. Hisattlro was rich , but his buck was hutnpcd. his legs wcro crooked and spindled , his cheeks wcio sunken and his ojes wcro crossed and queer Tears wcio silently trickling down his face. , I could not eat my food until I had uskcd him If ho wus In trouble. "Oh , sir , " ho said in the sweetest tones I overheard from a boj 'a ' lips , andns if com plctcly ovcrcomo by his situation nnd unex pected human sympathy , "I wish I was dead nnd hurled ! " Pressing him for fur ther explanation with the hope of allajlng his childish troubles , ho continued In a Beared , hunted way : "I am Ixrd - , they tell mo But I novcr sivv my father Mj mothir Is a beautiful lady , but they only lot mo see her once u jcar , and then she erics nnd I crj and It's dreadful when she goes nwaj. > "Majbo jou saw nut so .Dlgby ? Nurse Digbj minds me , and they nmko mo live with her , and siy she must keep mo until I am a great lord But she di Inks and beats me. bho's diinking today , sir , and I'm suio sho'll almost kill me Oh. sir , do tal.o mo to Amctlcn and lot mo bo plain and rough nnd hapny llko all the bovs I seol Thcio she Is. sir' Please , please don't toll her , sirl" As he pltcouslj' spoke a lingo mountain of flesh slid down a ntalrwav and reeled into the room Itvasnuiso Digby Her dross was disheveled , her wrappings wcio upside down , her hat , u tossing sea of feathers and How eis , was very much nwrj1 She was moio than "ohocty " She had passed the quarrelsome stage of dilnk into the region of lilntid beatitude In n moment w a fottu < natch got the best of her native suspicion and cunning : she embraced mo us a rewaid for supposltious friendliness ; and It was somehow made clear that little milord hid been brought down liom London , ostensibly for a "houting" and toislt the cathedral - dral , but In reality that nuiso Dlgbj might ifncl , with such as she , In the bravo brows of fair , hop-laden Kent. HnrrnuH r Youiifr Iiiird. "Shz'aro's a dearl" she blubbered , in turn failing upon little milord in imbecile protes tation of affection "Digbj ' 11 st.ni1 bv a dear agin1 7 world She sh'will , dhiclarlimr. ) milord 1 A sousan' sholdiers couldn' pirf ush not hunnersous.m' , | ) hretty ( hicl ) dear Gen'l'm shears mo ( hie ) svvhear ill" Then nuiso Dltrbj' fell in a mass upon her charge ; the llttlo nobleman shrieked with flight and pain : and his tormentor rolled into a com lortablo bill beneath the table Casting all thought of my own visit to the cathedral aside , I at once summoned a carri age ; got the dofoi mod IK > J' and nm so Dlgby into it ; drove thiough the quaint old city u | ) the w hilling hill to the railway station ; and no\erloft the ill-assorted pair until Iliac' seen them safely in the cairiago of a London bound train But I can ne\er forget thai poor lad's ' pleadings that I should rescue him f i om tlio living death of his hopeless environ. ment , and his white , desperate fnco , as he crouched in his sc.it llko n scourged soul still appealing while w .itching the human animal , his endless tormentor , as she laj' in temporary hannlossncss upon the compart ment floor. "Oh , sir , I shall remember jou If I live t bo a gi eat lord ! " were his last words that heard as the train rolled awaj' . The hope less tragcdj * it all revealed bait never loft m\ , hcart ; nnd all that sunny afternoon in old Canterbury town the brasses and eftlgies o the great cathedral could only bo half dls corned through the mists of over gathering If j-our travels 01 or bring j-ou along the highwajsnnd oy ways of Brlttanj- you must novcr expect hospitality of tlio peasant pee ple. It is the only foreign land in w hich I have wandcicd on foot vvhciotho stranger , nnd especially the American stiauger , Is not welcome among lovvlj folk with unquestion ing cordiality and an almost affectionate re gard. Call at n roadside cottage in Brittanj' and ask for food and a night's shelter and the whole family will crowd into the door to ob- sti uct your passage. Then they will silently nud sullenly look you ovor. whither from7 "Whither bound ) If a foreigner they aie oven shrewd enough to demand j-our pass- iwrt , No vagabond , deserter nor tickot-of- ioavo man -w ill they harbor. Finally assui cd jou are none of these , they sot about bar gaining for the last sou they wring ftom jou. Tim food jou are to got to tlid very color of the coffeoissot povvcifultj * against jour money. Their own poverty , their be wildering number of children , the lonely 4o.ul to the nearest village inn , the fact that at the next cottage thoj' would probably minder as well as take jou in ? all nnd much inoi o is sot forth to limit o j'oui bar gain a hard ono. So , too , the toothless old pe'as.int hag mother , while ojeing j'ou askance , croons to her husband a running llro of objections to the arrangement , a fovv of which set jou down to j'our face as a \lllalnous spy , some wretch that has cheated the gibbet , and ccitalnly no less than the thief of Breton horses who was caught and flogged at the last horse fair at La Folgut. Slotof nil Ulnliri'llii. They ai o shrew d and canny these simple folk , and they w ill make jou very miserable until the prlco Is sot and paid dow n In hand , for thej * w ill not trust you w ith the sura until morning , lest j'our appearance hello jour ability to pay , but the lugubrious trans action once settled , and n fovv sous scattered among the children , which aio immediately snatched away and hidden in the farmer's strong box , the atmosphere suddenly changes. You aio the guest now. All the Inn-keeping jKiHtcness , suavity and attention of Pai is itself arc j ours j and until j ou leave every soul in the cottage puts ovoryothor clutj aside to ministet unto jour wants and comfort. Iheiois a gllb-tongued racn , the pride of n certain othciwlso delightful , old-fashioned inn hesldo Covent Garden , London , much frequented by Americans , against which manj'of us wno have suffered from its ill- timed speculations nnd maledictions ix > sse > s feelings far from a benign and friendly chinacter. The morning after my llrst aiiival at this hostolrj' , I wished to take an earlj' train for Brighton ; and as no ono , save costermongers and market poi tors , is astir In I/omlon be fore 8 or 0 o'clock , I was compelled to awaken and get away w ithout the pleasant formality of being called. Anxious to not miss my train , 1 hastily descended to the oftlco door. Hero I found the sti cot door ajar , but the dining loom , the oftlco , the reading room and apparently all the minor oftlces wera closed nnd dark , and no servant whatever could then bo summoned by tsill of voice or bellThe The luea of leaving the hotel w Ithout TO- portlngtho fact worried mo. I began tip toeing about in quest of somebody. This of itself impelled a feeling of guilt and dread. I was Into , but it occurred to mo tliut-1 must take along my umbrella. It stood with others in the great hallway leading to the dining- room. 1 somehow felt like a criminal when approaching that uinbiell.i stand. I fairly trembled lest some suddenlj' appearing cm- plojo should IKMIIICO upon mo when in the act of abstracting my own umbiolln. Scarcely had 1 got a tlrui hold of the handla when this fuirlj shrieked demand rang out bcsldomo. "Who are J/OM' / who are Tout who arc Icbabod Crane when pursued by the Head less lloiseman never How ever old Pocantico bridge faster than , startled and dismayed , I plunged out of the place and into the clutches of a Southampton street iwlico ofllcor. Ex planations followed ; 1 missed my train ; but was foinmlly introduced to the gleefully malignant ra > eii whoso station was In the tullwav , where at night its cugowas cov ered with some traveler's handy rug , An Im That is a strange principle of human na ture which llnda mitigation of our own hu- miliation In the Gmharraaflmcnt ot others ; but tUo same evening I almost forgave the Tic loin bird for unlectliiR as another victim ono of tlioso particularly aggravating A moil- can female * who prance nnd ncold niMttt the world as professional afrnators" Th-O.tdy vrns big and brnad and p-impoiiA - n fumi.lur Henrc , 1 am told In thoNovv England states Wliorovor eho moved shu irrocfvdcd In a series of Ntatclv pauses nnd snorts , ns If to savi "I piusod that jou may ha\o opportu nity to fully rcalUo who I nm ! " She was passing In this manner through the hallway to the dining room The raven wus evidently impressed and curious. Ho promptly shouted , almost In her ears. "Who aie wont-who aio tout who are YOUl" Tlio agitator was agitated. Trembling from rage she wheeled and shouted back to the ofllco force and tillering guests. "Who am 11 Bless me , ovcrj body outsldo of this disgraceful countrv knowH who /ami This is an outrage. I shall sco Minister Lin coln about III" Then she majestically snorted herself Into dinner. An irresistible but repressed outburst of laughter followed the contretemps As It died away I noticed the raven craning its neck to this sldo and thai , and blinking de murely. Then it gave its ugly beak a few small laps with Its claws , sent an uneaithly whlstlo after mv disappearing countrj'- woman , and , as it finally settled itself for a bit of qulot icilection , purred hoarsely but btlll softly and rumlnatlvelj' . "U'/io are yonf ir/io are YOUl irAo art row Speaking of interesting Americans abroad reminds mo of a cmious incident of mv re cent jcu's wanderings In Ireland Fiom the wcstein slope I hid crossed the crags of Canantuohill mountain to tlie Jvlllanioy lakes , at its c.iHtcin base , crossed the vagrant Oncnreaeh river , and , scrambling over hill and heather , finally reached the gin.it hlgliwnv from Ituntry and Glcugarlft , called the "Piinco of Wales route" from Coik to the lake region Just where this nncniflrcnt road Hist turns the mountain side , tourists by long ritr , or legs , are given n llrst glimpse of the surpissing pinurama , which at ono sweep ( ompichends the great mountains on cither sldo and the watehlng lakes between the most entrancing of all views of Kil- larney I was Hitting heie , tough , i.tgcoct and tiavcl-stalned , upon a lodge of rocks , lasting in the awoct Apiildaj and dtcani- fullj contemplating the scene before mo , when I was ploisintly distuibod to after wards first know by actual experience tlio substantial towards of u vagrant's life In tout 1st lands A Itoiiiirhiiblo couple. Tlio long car filled with tourists and a small mountain of hampers piled nlwvo the well" between the hanging sklo scats , lumboied up the southern ascent from Ken- innio , and c.uno to its customary halt to enable tourists to enjoy the unusual prospect Among the passcngcis wcro a couple of Etonian cniduitcs and an English mlloid and milady with their childion and servants , nil of whom weto In an nggiesslvc-dcfcnslvo attitude of silent scorn towaid an innocent pair from our own loved land The latter was a little bald , nut-headed gentleman with a bent , poddj' bodv , sug gesting a ] KIlshcd pebble sot In the end of a binana , and his good honest American wife , twice his height and four times his girth The man was the embodiment of neivous activity and enthusiasm ; the woimn , of ndiposo and icposo ; and both , having duly paid their "booking , " weie placidly oblivious of the ethical lujuilcs they had indicted all the way from Cork upon their fellow travelers Kverj body alighted but the calm Amcrl can woman. In sercno composuio she watched her sldo of the long car settle uenily to tlio ground ; but she kept her scat "Como idown , Maw , do , " uigcd the llttlo man , bringing into instant usoa pair of field- glasses , each tube of which was as largo as the "Lono Fisherman's" stage tcleseopo "Maw , this is wonderful , wonderful , wonder ful 1" At the sound of these last thrco words milotd winced , milady elevated her oje- brows , the ntonians readjusted thejr eye glasses , and the servants looked dignincd and giavo. "No ; guess I'll ' lot well enough alone,1 muimuicd the little man's largo wife "Maw , this Is wonderful , wonderful , won dcifull" repeated the American , sweeping the scene with his glasses , illllng the Ung- llsh delegation wlfli another seiies of sliml Ucrings. and backing into mo as ho spoke "You'll step on that man time , Paw , If vou don't use jour ojcs , " cautioned the wife from thoi long car. "Bless mo , j'es wonderful , wonderful , wonderful ! Pc.is.mtiy light hero in the mountings. Sco here , Pat , " ho continued addrcJsing mo , "j-ou good-for-nothing dj na- mite Irishmen don't deserve this wonderful kenti'j' , darned If jou dol" "Ihruo for jez , jor honor , " I replied hum- blv. blv."Seo "Seo that , Maw ? " with a cunning wink to his wife. "Thinks I'm ono o' them high rollers Well , well , well I Pat , hero's a a guess it's a half-crown , or something 'r other. Thcro , now , brace up. Go to my countrj' . Get a c'uan ' shirt. Bo o a well , gittherol"1 Mountain With a History. "God bless yer honor 1" I responded , thankingliim heartily. "May the top o' yer head novcr follv yer hairl" "Maw say , Maw ? Did j-ou hear that ? Irish w it , by golly I Well , well , w ell 1 Wonderful - dorful , wonderful , wonderful 1 Lived long 'round hero , Put ? "Indado did I. For ages. " "Wonderful ! " The Cnglish contingent -winced ; the worthy man gave mo another shilling ; and his good wife from the tilting long car wished the llttlo man "wouldn't make such a fuss over overj * poorcrcaluio in Ireland. " "Well , well , Pat , what's the namoo' that mountain ? " "CariantuohiU's the same , sor. " "Somo sort of or storj' rcr legion about it , I s'poso ! " "Divil doubt that , sor. But wan moun tain stud there at first , sor. St. Patrick maj' all the saints bliss him ! was carin' for two hills. So ono line moiiitn' another stud bdsldo It " "Wonderful , wonderful , wonderful 1" ex claimed the American , writing , the same down on a business card as big as his hand , while his traveling companions writhed again. "And that furdcrono ? " "Tore , sir. Toi o bekaso that's a tv ild boar , nn'jo'll Una'cm thoio this Missed minute , with tusUs on 'em the length o' jer arm , sor. " "Goodness gracious I But that is wonder ful. Maw , did jou hear that ? And that mountain over there , Pat ? " "Mangarton. sor. " "Joss so Kinder Dutch , hamt itt S'poso some Dutchman settled there , and gardcn'd itlong ago , eh ? Wonderful how these things stick to places ! " Ha had mo there , and I should have broken down cntlielj' If milord , with a loud guffaw in which the undergraduates joined , had not ascended the car , and with illj-suppressed snorts and indignation ordered the driver to proceed This took mj' little friend from mo on the run ; but after bis nblo-bodled wlfo had dragged him from the ground to his seat on the long car and held him In It by ono arm , ho tuincd and gnsliculatingenthusiasti cally with the other and with the field- glasses , jellcd from the rapidlj'-dls ippeailng vchiclo. "Como to my hotel , Put ! Don't know the numo. Best ono aujhow. Want to know moro about this wonderful kentry. Make It all right. Darned if 1 don't 1" L WAKEJIAN , Till ! I'.ITU OF 1'K il'F.ll. Sew 0 ; If a us Tm ( , Among thoirnnrlcd pines ot Old Japan Thil ; uliadii a hill where Imt lent crlcL.c-U sing , I chanced upon a teiracou path nhlch ran Upward huntmth u mystic covering. A hundred sncrcd Kates the rmthway keep , Kadi shaped of two straight bvums uncl one across , With rluld uncles iiiountliiK up the stoop , lliulr dull ixd hue bouatcUod with undent UU > 1S. Al olthcr slile. thick In tlio jrrassless mold , Two lUittorlng lines of uhltnht 111 rtMJ beyond j Small blips of p ipcr that unfold As bannurs pumluni fron u mimic wand. Anil whllo I wondered , suddenly a numo Plashed to HID , mid 1 Know thu path of prayer Wheto Knaimon , quucn ot mure/ , nightly canto , To read the find petitions planted there , I mused upon thatgontlo race nnow. \ \ Ith lou nnd pity uclilnR tn my breast ; And thoii I knell , wlieioo To place m ; tiiiiall petition with the re&t , BJT the tlmo the fair opens Chicago will have living accommodations for not less than 800,001) ) strangers. Connected with the exposition management is a bureau of public comfort , through the agcncj' of which manj' thousands of visitors can bo directed to hotels , apartments , boarding houses , fur nUhud rooms , ole , wheru they will b coiu" fortablj cared for at moderate prices. FROCKS AND FIUPI'EIUBS ' "Buns"an30hlgnons Art Olnssod in the Latter Category. TIPS ON FASHIONABLE UNDERWEAR 'hjr iinplro < ! O\TII llnro dona Hack to Irr * mnkor 1'rctty Trorki From n Ito- cent Trouniniu Intrrr tliiB Nowr York I'uslilou > c * < ) oi l [ > . NEW Yonir , Jan. 18. [ Correspondence of THE BBE ] I asked a plumpllttlo hall-dresser yesterday , "Will j-ou kindly tell mo just how jou make this peculiar and distinctly odious thing thai Is called a chignon ? " "Thai cos vcrj- easy , madamc , " said sho. "Tako all j'our hair this way and tlo It two Inches above tlio nape of the neck this w aj' and then divide it in halves this way rolling each half outward this vv.ij' till jouean press It snugly to j'our head llko this and fasten tlio two rolls Invisibly by hairpins " Piesto , mj' own inoffensive locks woio celled into the despised shape , and the little hairdrcsserstood over me smiling. "Wh it did jou do tint for ? " I gasped , and shook the pins out , "and what do jou take up such a monstrosity for iinjhow- ' " "Thcio ecs nothing llko an object lesson , m.idame , " pleaded the hairdresser , dopro- calinglj"and 11 ees nol so cry unbecoming Thciomust.ilvvajs bo the change , mad.cmo knows " Yis , thcic must , thanks to the embodied caprices which are women and so eood people.joilaiewelcometoinj now Is acquired knowledge of how to "do" the hair In a chignon. If jou don't feel inclined to take up tlio newmodo linmcdl itely , pcihnps the "bun" may appeal to jou 1 ho "bun1 is almost as coiiect as the other , and lo achieve It the hair is wauxl in front , p.uted a little on ono side and then coiled to look like a bird's nest with very little loom for the birds You don't vvcar n net w Ith it , and j'ou do w 1th the chignon This is ono of the main differences , or so it lee ? to me bomo other leaining Ihiuo possessed my self of on the subject of underwear Theiois an iinmetiso amount of bujingof silk stuff because It Is cheap , because It is no longer fashionable It novcr had anj'excuse for ex istence outsldo the sensuous luxuries of the women of the half world , because the woman who is clean in soul must bo clean in garments , and her cloth ing must not sluink from the purging of soap nnd hot water. In ugly English , silk is duty wear , and the fine cambiio and muslin and lawn which have re placed it have stronger claims upon icspcct , oven though thej bo so olaboiatolv stitched and bclaced that the modern hello in her night lobo lee ] > s rather as if she were fitted out for n boudoir high tea Hugo squuo capo collars , with full luco flounces and urn with bioacl libbons , load rather than follow the fashion of the daj- time gown Over these Immensities a llttlo round lace collar is gathered at the throat , and lace ruffs thai i each from Ilio elbow to the wrist finish tlie sleetcs TWO nii.li Other nightdresses are made with coiselot bolts , like dinner gow ns , and have enormous lace fichus cascading down their fronts and covering tbivn entirely. It's almost as much work in these ad vanced dajs to got ono's self up for n bed toilet as for a ball. Some of the now chemises are m ido In the Empiio style , with full turn down frills and the Empire bind nt tho'waist. Ono of the latest fashions hi "knickeibackers" is to have thorn cntiielj' of Valcncicnncss Insctr- tlon , separated by narrow bands of French muslin. Another now thing Is the lace skirt for the society skii t dancer. It is made of figured net , -vv ith wide lace flounces. When j ou w ear a black stocking , If j ou hat o it a la mode , it Is painted in front with roses. I saw this morning two/tnoh novel evening dresses that at once I begged an artist tomako mo a little sketch of them for jou. They weio designed for ono of the big Januarj' "functions. " Opal-tinted silk was the ma terial of ono , flushing flame red with lights of orange nnd paling to cold , pure pc.nl. The skirt was Six yards round and shorter Ihtkii nnjlhing could have made il but the beginning of the materialization of the hoop skirt ghost or bogj * . Its only trimmings were rows of narrow velvet libbon of a warm pink shade , clustcted nt the hem , a foot up nnd again tw elvo inches above the second grand division. The bodice joined the skirt under a deep mock belt of a dozen i ibbon row s. It turned back from thro.il and bosom in Immense pointed rovers edge with Vimdyck lace and i Ibbon borders. Whlto crepon was gatheml across the bust under the i overs InQuikcr folds ; and big buttcilly bows of darit blue t civet wcio set In close succes sion to the waist lino. The immense puffed sleotcs woioof telvot to the elbows , and then became of a sudden so close fitting that the long gloves came up over them. Have I finished } I bellososo , except that there be longed with the gown a mother of pcirl fan with a dark blue velvet mount , strangely painted. FASHION \iu.c UNnrmvrAn , The other dress was n green white silk with the front of the skirt caught with dozens nnd .scores of dark gropn velvcl bows. The pointed bodice was of green vel vet cut very low and w Ith a w hito mull chemisello sot In beneath 11. The slcoves wcro Ibis costume's odd feature. On each shoulder was a big round puff with a velvet ribbon to crush it in the middle nnd divide it into two unequal balloons A dark green velvet ribbon was to bo worn in the hair. I have thought sometimes I might tell jou of the colors nnd the stuffs worn at Now York's midwinter balls. At a dance a Sherry's the other night satin brocades w ith Watteau backs took part in the prom cnado with all the nonchalance imaginable. They were always gelling stepped on. o course , but they didn't seem to mind. . noted a white satin stiff tv ith silver embroidery broidery and another In white nnd gold with touches of t Ivlil cherry. A third was flame colored with black velvet to subdue it and a number w ere white or silt or tv Ith enormous colored velvet sleotes. The simplest frocks , and they were no the least effective , tv cro black chiffon with Jet corselets. More elaborate was a blue silk , looped with red roses , uud n light gray with sleeves and bodice bands of pink velvet 'An IS , " * ) dress attracted , perhaps , the rees notice of any. with ils white skirt ruchet with blue and worn with overdress of whllo gauze , gold spangled. Th streets are so bright that If I could only photograph in colors I rhould need to do nothing but stand on a corner , snap m ; camera at the procession and give jou th vlnter fashions alive Instead of In pen and nk dissection I notli elcclrli' blue loth gown this morali fi at calls fir n vord nlwut Its velvet and mink edg nga The princess frotttt vvls striped with rows of black velvet v Tallinn bhuk vilvrt rucl e went round the iuders | with mink o head It and mink to cftht the edge of ho deep flounce below I Ittumd the waist vas a broid velvet In-lt tvi tlB a silver buckle and round the bottom of the flaring skirt vns n llouneo two feet deep and fur vclghted A dark haired girl was n figure to look at wlco in her velvet poke bonnet with n luge rod rose under tlie brim Her dress vas black also , with n coihplevity of 1H.TO capes lined with red nnd 'flapping ' In the vlnd to show the lining A girl in green rep was pretty , with edg- ngs of otter running up , down and all about icr. Her hugo cloak was o' green telvet v lib n hugcr cape , and nho wore a Kubens hat with heavj green plumes. A sTimr.T niu.sTiir. CHIGNON. There usec' ' to bo trouble about getting into a cairiago because skirts weio so wldo The same tioublo seems likelj to ciop out this w inter about bodices The shoulder bieidth of Hip modish woman , take he-sleevescapes and till , is something unbelievable. Pcihnps j oti't c heard of the tv oman vv boso husbmd sent her now Cm pile fi ock b ick to the dress maker because it was ' so absuid " If hus bands woio to act eonsistcntls on this princi ple feminine wuidrobcs would bo snipped pretty Into A trousseau just on the edge of finishing contains a number of black dresses which are as piottytis thej aio perhaps , in their present collocations unusual Ono of black silk Is cut In " " "plnaforo" stjle , semi-fitting , and making , for a slim figuio , n graceful piincessiobo It has pink telvot sleotcs and pink teltol tuclio about the bottom , a black chiffon frill nt the low neck and a black ribbon s ish nbov o the w .list Another black frock had a quaint la polled bodice turned back with gtccn satin coveted with Oiiont.tl lace in shades of gieen , black and gold. A deep satin frill stood up about tire low neck , went down to the waist in the 1) ick and ended Us existence under the sash Two satin frills edged the skirt and the sleeves , of couiso , weio as big as possible OSIJOUN Don't patronize foioign wines when j'ou can got n better ono at homo Trj' Cook's Uxtia Dij Impeiial Champagne. A well known Episcopil bishop from a western state was in Now * Yoik a slioit linio ago , saj s the World , rind iluiing his visit tan across a joung Ei&lish. ' curate walking the streets footsore and weary. "I came over to America , " ho sjtid/yust to get a little tlo bit of experience , don't vou know , and am hoping to find a ' small p irish w ith a vacancj"Just como tight along tv 1th mo. " said the bishop. "I am going awav out in the southwest and will glvo j'ou n chance to got all the experience jou want " Tlio joung cur.i to gladlj' availed himself of the oppor tunity and 6hortljv afterwards arilved at the scene of his futuio labois , That verj' daj- Ilio sheilir of a neigh bpi ing counly came in with a six-footer who was Jailed on a chaigo oftiiplo muidcr ; there was a fioitrht col lision "up the road ; " the. police laided the "Half Acio ; " a negro crapshooter slashed another with a razor ; there was nn alarm of fire and a suicide. To add to the joung curate's "experience , " the local paper that night apologised for the lack of local news , saying- that thoio wasn't much going on of n sensational character and itolieo circles weio unusually quiet. But the curate will remain and thinks ho has struck a Held tv hero ho can do good w ork. An old Buffalo minister who had a living In tlio suburbs was visiting his parishioners , when ono of them , an old woman , Informed him that since they mot "sho' gene through a sight o' trouble Her sister wor dead and Ihero wor a worse job than that , the pig died all of a sudden , but It pleased the Lord to tak' 'im and tlioj' mun bow : Ihoj' mun bow. " Th.cn the poor old lady brightened up and * sald : "But there's ono thing , Mcstur Allen , as I can saj- , and ought to say , the Lord's been pretty wall on my side this winter for greens. " The Butlo Inter Mountain doesn't believe in allowing its loaders topurzla over unusual abbreviations. Over a dispatch relating to "Mgr. SatollI , which it limited the other daj * . it had the words "Manager SatollI" In big black letters ; nnd now the Butlo people belioto that the gentleman In question is the "manager" of His Holiness. # Bishop Nicholson of Wisconsin saj's .that upon ono occasion , iccently , a country par ishioner culled ou him , nnd , in the course of the conversation , explained his feelings in the following not el waj' : "Wo all like jou , Bishop , up our waj' because jou aio so daincd common. " The Bishop was staggered for a minute , but soon caught on , and w ould hato.iskcd the gentleman to have some thing if the modem bishop did those things Among the superstftious natives of Bul garia the Prophet Ulij.ih is believed to con- tioltho elements Duting hoav.v thunder storms the women fall on their faces and pray : "Dear Lord Elijah do not drive so fust with j-our fiery hoises. " In Scotland once a drunken man met a clergyman chasing his runawaj' dog on Sun- daj"Tamrnas , " said the broa thless clergy man. "I am sorrj' to sco jou In this condi tion. but whistle for my dog ; ho is running away " Taiymas icgardenl the speaker with trrat ity and said "Whustlo ? I may drink w hiskj' , but I'll no w hustle for ony dog on the Lout's Day ? " A worthy crank distributed tracts entitled "Tho 1 lies of Hell aio Close at Hand" to all the shivering beggars on Maikot stieot last evening , sajs tlio Philadelphia Record. Eastern Young Sunday School Teacher Now , bojs , what must wti all do to go to Heaven { Bright BOJDie. . ' i - M - You don't want a torpid liver ; j'ou don't ' vyant a bad complexion , jou don't want a bid breath ; jou don't f want a hoadacho. Then use Do Wltt'a Llltle l&irly Uiaors , the famous llttlo pills , _ ( , , - , , A Tiny Y ar-OUI. There lives In Philadelphia a tiny little girl named Katie Campbell Bryan. She was 1 j'oAr old last week , arrdv though perfectly well and as pretly as the 'prettiest French doll jou oversaw , she weighs a little less than cloven iiounds. When 10 daj s old she weighed onlj' a pound and throo-quartcis , and tlio clothes tvhicb w-eie selected for her to wear wcro some that belonged to her sis tor's wax doll. Even now- she Is not as big as a good sized Fieuch doll , -anil , though she can speak and say distinctly two or three words , and walk so fast that jou would have trouble to catch her If stio would run awaj- , she could easily bo can led on ono of j-our hinds. Her feet are only two Inches long- no longer Ihan your longest finger and her hands are vcrj' , very tiny. She has a fovv tooth.which are -very cunning and prottj' , nnd all her toys , as jou may Imagine , have to bo made especially for her. it World-Wide Itrpntntlon. Council Ultifi , Jti. . JVonjxirtc ! . Chamberlain Medicine Co. of Das Molnes is an Iowa manufacturing institution and one In which the residents of the stale look iiion | with pride Chamberlain's Cough Kcmcdy has become national lu reputation and is know nin nearly every household iu the state and throughout the great wcsl Us merits are becoming established in all parts of America. SUPERSTITIONS OF ACTORS Queer Notion * Abjut Blgu of Good aiil Bad Luck. HORSESHOES , BLACK CATS AND OPALS Uttt Jlnnj riujrrn Am ( Julio OrlKlimt In Tlirlr StitprstlutiH | | | Atlrnrtlmis nt Ilio Thp trr for Till , \Vcck Stnijn ( litxlp. Members of the dramatic profession arc , generally speaking , more ffUento superstl- ttous ideas than porsoiti In any other walker or life. A general superstition among staito folk is Hint the iln.il scene of a play , or trig , ns It is technically termed , must not be gone over till the very last rehearsal prior to the public production of the piece. A violation of this rule is sild to Inevi tably insure disaster , discs afon record. vvheto mi entire company has flatl.v refused torchoiso the tag until the last moment. Sidncv Hosonfeld , the playvv right , in wilt ing the. comedy "Imagination1 did not put the llmil scene on piper until the day of the vciy list ieheais.il of the play None of the uetors In the cast knew Just how the last not ended until the final iehc.it MI ! Tom PnsUn'8 superstition has chlellto , do with his salary list Ho behoves tlmt 111 luck would certninlj follow It htssilar.v IKt for a week weio moie or less than a ceitain suin.si.vs the New Yoik Sun He makes a present of nione.v to his pluers.it times to In-itig the list up to his standard At other times ho cuts tlicli sahtrlo ? when the list exceeds the amount Usmllj ho IIIUKOS contracts which Just equ ilthc sum When ho puvs an excep tionally hlgli pi Ice to an.v one ui list he so- cuies some cheap poi formers to offset the "iigcr salnrv. Mvvaid Hiiiiigan was at one time a firm belle\er in snliitu.ilism , nnd it is i , lid that lie is not etitiiclv out of the woods jet He considered the letter M lo be lucky , and for sev eral seasons nil his plays were ( liven names licgintung with that letter , as "Mulli gan Gunids * 15 ill" and -Mudd.v D.IJ " At the opening of Hart'gin's now theater astray blickcat walked into the stage en tiance Since that time iio his ne\oral lowed the cat tolc.no the theater Hebi.vs the uit brour/ht him luck , and If it ever left him hfthiiiKH disaster would follow. Ills fed \v ith all sorts of dainties , and the man ager si.vs it will icmaln theie the icstof its iiatural'llfc Joseph Jcflcrsou Is said to ho a spiritualist and something of n bellevci in astrology It is tlio i-epoi t among aitoisthat ho nlvvtns uiantres for his seasons to begin when cer tain lucky still's aio in conjunction It is iilso slid that he has tin own up engagements because the star , according to Ills obser- atloiih picsaged ill luck I'dwin Iloothhnd a moibid fear lest some stianger should appro uti him at the theitci bofoio a peifoiin nice His diesslnn loofu wnsulwnjs Closed to all sivelus most Intl- matofuciids It is slid that ho used to de- chiio that some stioke of nilsfoituno alvv.ivs followed his meeting a sti anger at the theater , Pauline Hall has a supeistltiousfear of the name Madeline. Shu never allows an\ aetiess , singer or chorus gill of tliat uaino to bo engaged for her coin pan v It is said that w lien she llrst proposed starring in comic opera her manager and husband , Gcoigo IJ McClcllan. htied n lit erary man of small reputation to vviito a no\el , with the agreement that Miss Hall's naiuo should appear upon the tltlo page us The novel was finished , in duo time and de livered. As luck would Inn oil the huioino of the story had been given the name of "Madeline , " which was taken as the title for the book. Miss Hall , it is it-ported , 10- fuscd to cM.li look at the mnnuscilpt and re turned it to the w liter without thanks Billy Jerome , the comic singer and w liter of pop'ular songs , cannot sing unless ho has a common quill toothpick in his right hand , w hlch ho snaps w ith His thumb as ho sings He firmly believes that this toothpick helps him to sing , and that ho would hi eak down if ho were depthcd of it. Dcnmnn Thompson sajs that fine dicssing- rooms always "queer" bun Ho protests that it isn't a superstition , however , and savs that managers who wait until their theaters are built before consicleiing the ac commodations for the plav ers , and w ho then throw together n few boauls for dicssing rooms , generally conduct a successful busl- iVancis Wilson's superstition is unique in thoexUemo It is said that ho regards an ndv crso or sov ore criticism of. his pcrfonn- anco as a % cry lucky omen. This feeling originated vvjth the castigation - tion ho received from the ciitics of New- York on the morning after his iiist appear ance thcie as a star in "The Oolah " Lotta is another firm bolio\cr in spiritual ism. She has said that on the nights when her older plays are produced she can see de ceased members of her company in the puts which they formerly played , bho thinks herself a medium. Mrs. Yo.im.uia firmly bcliovob thatTiiday is her lucky day. She always signs her con tracts on a Tiiday She has made all her hits on this day , too A peculiar supeistitlon of Mis Yeamnns is. that it bodes ill luck unless the first person she meets after midnight on New Year's day be a coloied person Kadi iear she ni ranges It so that some negress comes to her immedi ately after the clock stiikes 12 If a comb bo dropped In Mrs Yoam ins' presence she w ill nlwn > s step upon it bofoio allow ing it to bo picked up Otherwise she believes bad luck would attend all poisons piescnt. Junnlo Yeamans also has a peculiar super stition. She believes thirteen to bo her lucky number Shob.ijs this maj bo so because < cause there ate thlitccn letters in her name She alwajs likes to luivo the opening night of a new play on a Triday , and also invaiia- blv signs her contracts on that day. She lias a superstitious , fancy for mooiv stone setting when upon the stiigo. The moonstones which she has woin ha\o ncquiied n reputation among comedians for bringing good luck to the persons she gives them to. As a result , Miss Ye im.ins is fall ly besieged bv applications for the gem , Duting the lucent comet scare Champion Jim Coioott decUuod that ho fit inly believed that the comet would sti ike the earth. As a reason for his belief ho said that the names of the leading incidents , of the joar had begun with the letter "C. " These vvcro Coibelt's championship - toiies and Cleveland's election A comet collision would bo light in line , ho thought Fannie Davenpoit thinks that biids hi Ing misfortune to her. She novcr allows aiij of these to bo about a the.itel dm ing her en g.igcment. Scenery w 1th peacocks or other birds in It is nlwajs rejected. It is slid that she re fused to act in "Fedora" until her manager had an elaborate stage setting , which con tained n painting of n peacock , leinodclcd and the peacock eliminated Wilton Liokajo has u supeistltious fond ness for chrj s inthcmums Ho ulw aj s fours for the worst when cast In a play that docs not permit the wealing of his favorite Mower in ids buttonhole. Delia Fox has a superstitious fear of op ils She ncv cr wears ono and w ill not allow anyone - ono occupying the stagow ith her to wear the unlucky stones. Ha.vy Kcrnoll , the Irish comedian , alvvajs iefus6\ undertakoa p.nt in which ho could | 't wear a wig and cane. Deprived ol thesosontlals to a stage Iilshinuu's miiko-up , ho w us helpless , Jessie Hartlett Davis , the contralto , has had a superstitious fear of opals over hlrice the llrst and last time she wore one on the stago. ' ' 1 ho stone was sot In a thumb ring given to her by a friend , She slipped and fell breaking the setting and soveioly spraining her wrist. Ti oderlck Bond never accepts the maim script of a part where the number of p igcs is oven. Should this bo the case the pait must be recopicd so as to fill the odd num her of pages Ho saj's ho has made all his hits with odd numbers , and ho would not dare to risk taking an even number of pagus lilchard Mansfield is said to have a super stltlous fear of sunlight When ho is en gaged in wilting or composing dm Ing the clay ho always pulls the blinds to so doselj that not a lay of light can penetrate his room , and works oy gaslight Charles II. Hoj t , rocent'y ' elected to the Now Hampshho leglslatuto , was u page 11 that body lu 1871. Mr. Hojt was bom vvithh a slouo'h throw of the state house , and hU lrst pla > "Silver Plume. " n * jll w tent Iraiiia , v\ns pm uccsl tit WltltOH opcia Kiusp ( , i , i i tn ] , ; s AH't'k ' uu v ttai en U'.iis . "u hi' w. s r aam-l hj lam ? ! i to i x MX I the af'ir- ilcto ni' I rim V > \tJFnt "to ithrcv-iet itmmtv vvhlc'i v > is uilUnl 'A I 'in lor M.u.'li " Mann p\\o \ Hint. wno .uis hi'iin iMranxtphorotin UosUm p p r. ? H ) or tin- lob 'Ihi'pla.v has made thrnc men Ich tin , Iloe'v and Hholr mumper , lurry Mniin nnd Im HIKVCRS was the Ixvln- ilng of Mic most remarkable manuucrtal i nd iliiju-ilslitliiK career known to the Aiivrt- an stage. This rventng nt Bond's theater Mr. Josoiih Murphy makes his nppeara'ico befow an Omii'ti audience for ( lie itrst time In two ears. He is still producing thoiepeitorj > f Irish plays witli whlih the gencuil public las been f.imillir for thirteen jean , and hero Is no diminishing of his populaiitj. fe is the foremost exponent of Itish comedj n Ameiica lod.ij * . Tonight and tnmot row * light Mr. Mm phy will present "Tlio Keiry low. " and on Tuesdaj and Wodnesdaj oven- IIRS "Sliaun Kline " "Hwrj time I t.ei > Mr. kluiphv I tlilnk better of tlie Irish , " n joung English lad.v said to her eseott as she was caving thcGIobn theater , Boston , the other iluht , whllo some of the laughter caused b.v "Tho ICetry Go\v" still remained to brighten icrfuiv. And she was not the onl.v one un acquainted with the tiish elnr.u'ter who inlirht have uttered a like icnttmcnt Tlie lush have been the most maligned of all races To bo sure , most of the prujudico against them. In this i-ounttvnt leist. his ilsappoaretl , but tlioro still lemalns some That piejudico has been hlclitened bj the ) i esunt.it ion on the stage of the most rldic- ilousand bititnl plrtuit'S of liishltfo Its almost total obliteiation has been efleetcil In 10 small measuie through the s ime medium .hut was used In strengthening it the stage. It needed onl.v that liish men and women should bo loprcsented before the public fiitthfiill.v that thev should bo nppro- tlated , and the need was mi't l > i such men as Joseph Muiphj and bj none moio thin him. OperaticTrlsh coniedv will succeed melo- diama at the r.unam Street the Her "O'Dovvd's Neighbors. " a ftiiuiv lush com- edj , will oi > en a foui d ijs' engagement with the Sunditv hiatinpo toda.v "O Dow d's Neighboit , ; comes heialded as ono ot the comedj successes of the day. The skit was otiglnall.\ produced In the Nijoii theater , New Yoikvhcie It made a splendid run Tlio piece received a second endorsement from Now Yoik audiences dm ing a recent engagement at the Union Squaie It is built on the usual lines of comcdv. depending not so much upon its ilot as upon its liuglmblo scene ; , , humenms situ itions , navel sped il- ties and pleasing musical efTccts Owing to the fact that 'O'Dow d's Neighbors" alxiunds in music at even tin n , it bus boon entitled an operatic Iilsh coined v Tln < nnthor. it is said , bus succeeded in building a comedj of considerable itie-iit. and the biilli.int dialogue and quick action provoke continu ous laughter Mail * Mutphj. tnostar of the comiMiiv , is well known as one of the most successful e\pimcntsof hlsh fun He will be lemcniberod as one of the old coined v ihmof Miui.ij and Mutph.v in "Our lilsh Visitois" Dive Canvvav , the comedian pl.u Ing the put opposite Mark is ono of Ilio most clover in bN line One of the prlndpil parts in the piece is the Iiisli woman , Ilcm- or.i Grndj imporsoiiatcd bv the well known rival of ttcoigo Monioo m the poitr.ijal of the stage lush woman , Mr 1'hil M.ick , is said to boci'i amusing in the pirtof the en.itle Honoia Gradv Among the ladies in the comp.inj aie Miss M.unio Tavlor , the chut intng gi and opera singer , w bo vvas the leading soprano with the A born Opera cora- pan.v last se.tson * Miss Maiio Cahill , late the dancing fuvoiitoof the MtssIIolvett com- p.inj , Jcnnlo Muipliv.tho dashing \oung widow , nnd many others who sing , dance and amtiso The attraction at Bo.v d's theater for four nights , commencing Thursday evening next will boa "NutmegMatch"tho , widclv. known comedy diania in whidi Aimio Tjowis , a soubietto of unusual vivacitv and nttniU- ivencss , is the star. Ilio public demand for pastoral plaj's , as evincvd bj' the phenome nal success over apciiodof in.inj'j'e.irs of bitch plajs as "Tho Old Homestead" and "Tho Countyl'alr , " led Managers Lilt and Da\is _ tobeliove that a new pistoi.il pi ly , pictuiing scones and ch.iractcis m a famlliir lunil distiict , but on lines cutirelj distinct and moio striking thin any predecessor of Lllis class of plajs would meet with unani mous approval among the gi eat mass of the theater-going public The.v secured Mr William Haw01 th. whose other successful plajs. among which is "rornrlitr" and the naval plaj of "Tho Ensign , " placed him in the front lank of Auioiicau dramatists , and comnilsBloncd him to pioduco HOUIO- thing iu which the pilncipil chai.ictcr should bo suitable for the pe culiar icquiromcnts of Miss Iov\is After months of careful watching of Miss Lewis' woik in productions in which she inado her enviable icputation eailior m her caiccr , Mr Hawotth set about his tusk , spuned in an enthusiastic manner , from the fact that lie believed that the buojant llttlo aetiess would bo thoroughly capable of i omul- ing out hi the most artistic and s itisf.ictoi j manner anchai.ictcr of the tjpcs suggested that ho miclit conceive The lesult of the brilliant young author's woik was the llrst production last summer of the comedy drama , "A Nutmeg Match , " and its subse quent success is too well known to icqulro n i oievv at this late day The play combines the sweet , rural simplicity of "Tho Old Homestead , " with the moro thiillmg and 10- alistio features of the modcinliod uiolo drama. The funny Anglo Scandinavian comedj , "Peto Peterson , " will shoitlj be picsented in this citv. In these dajs , when the solo puiposo of manj man igcrs seems to bo to get as much out flf the public as possible ; w Ithout glviiiganj * udcciualo letuin. Is u pleasure to bo able to announce a plaj that will connup to the public expectation "Poto Peteisju ' is not altogether a new plaj It was pie- sented last season with signal success , and this j car , in a Rioatly improved foim , it has been winning golden opinions from press and publio. The central liguru of the pluj is , of couiso. tlio dehghtfullj entertaining char acter of. tno Swedish immigiant , but aside fiom tills there is a vein of comedj , beaded by well known and capable peiformeis , which is never permitted to Hag. Manj' of the latest songs .and dances medleys , choruses and uniijuo featmes have been in troduced in the plaj' , and Judging fiom the opinions ol newspapers olsuwhcic , tliopcr- fotmanco is ono that lovers of a heaity laugli would not willinglj miss 'J his attiaclion will begin a thiee nignts' engagement at the Parnam Sticct theater , commenting Thursdaj evening , Januarj 1'J , w ith usual ma tinea S tturd.ij ' 1 lic.itihnl I'iiikH. | It is said that Cora Tanner , the actress , will go into light opera No icason Is as signed. Mine Pa til will shortly issue a volume of icmlniseencos the book being edited bj Mr BeattjKingston Tlio veteran actor , John A Kllslor , is en gaged in the stock compiny of the Uiraid Avcnuo theater in Phlladelphi i. In his voyage to this umntiy M Pador- cwskl brouglit a piano and tv. u haips When ho was not seasick ho kept constantlj practising. Mine Matern i at the close of the pioscnt season at the Impural opeia house , Vienna , will go on a tour through the principal cities of Europe Lolo Vullor bus signed a three jcais' con tract for the KolterUcTgovos , Paris &ho will appear in other cities in Hut-ope during the summer , the Puria house being closed from Juno to September * Jane Hading It is said , lias just canceled a thieo j ears' engagement in St Petersburg , and plid aflnoof il.O-lit in orlnr t'n * cV. lam seventy-seven > ears old. and have had my age renewed at least twenty jears by the use of Swift's Specific. Myfoot _ „ an I Ic to my knee was a running sore ( or two icars , and physicians said it could not I * cured. After taking fifteen snnll tjottles S. S. S. tliere is not asqre on my limUs and _ " " " " have a new lease on life. You ouglitto let all sufferers know of ) our wonderful remedy. IPA I' . , I'aluer , Kansas City. IS A WONDJ1UKUI. ItKMEUY-especlally for old people. It buid > up the general health 1 real- free. SWIFT SPC1FIC COMPANY , AtUaU. Gi. nmbf fiblo to plav In America next SWIROIV Nbio and self sairlllclng Jnnot I IIMV Is i-onsUiTfiblo tnlkaRiln oforg n 1 ln , a pounanentopt > raooinpitiforChleaco fashioned uftor the ( . "nslru of pvvorlr II Is also rumori'd that Miss I'.uiltno Hall wltl If tlu > RI he r.ie goes throuRh , bo placed at the lu\ul of It. It isaptlnst ModjeHltit'tt riito to appear oa K .ndaj and iiothtn but nn aet of clinrtty couUl Indtico her to. but she h.is consented lo pivsent "Marv Stunit" Jntv.uarv ! ? J , nt the ( JhliMKo Opera house , for the benpllt of the Hlstors of Niiiaretb , the Vollsh Catholle con. vent of that dt.v ' l"\ilr Hcis'illnd" Is n rhnructor Avhlch U see o instnntlv , made an obieot of our attention that It will bo Intorontlni ; to know tlmt to\ \ ! inoro than hilt n rontury It was Invariably aetod bv .votinjf men , who Imitated fomlnlno tones and attempted fenitnluo prae-es for the opemltiR nnd e-lashiR Bremen nnd spoke and in ted naturally In the acts vv hero Rosalind puts on male attire. Nat Clood vln , the poineJIan , tolls of ono of his hist Mimnor's Ijondon oxpe-ilonrcsi "t went to the Mrutim to sec Irvlnu ; . " bo said , "and in.v attention was rather distraetod by tlio remarks of two w ell dressed women In adjoining stalls In the rourso of their con- vensatlon ono ot them sild , 'Quito ttK ) nlo. ( Isn't hof 'Oh , itilto | inoi-o than too nleol" nnswi-red her companion. 'Onlv , doesn't It strike jou , a llttlo vveakne-ss In the lineest'Votkncsnr i-otmtcd hot1 filend. ' .M.V dear ptil , that's bis pathos 1' " It Is said that Verdi at TH Is as busy as Mascncnl nt half a century jounper. The -vctonuuoinposer had no sooner llnished the score of ' I'alstalT' that ho bejrnn to fairy out his lonp chc't tshod si homo of mnltlnp an opera on the thonioof "Ktiiff Txm1. " Ills comle opeia vv 111 , It is si iicil , bo piiHliic-ed at Milan oailj in Tobiiiari , provittod Maurel comes to tui ms and none of the sln e'ra fnll ill In "l vlstaff" tbero are ten prlndpil cliu.uteis , two Kopranos , ono mez/o , ona alto , thrco tcnots. two b uilonos nnd a b isso. II. 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Call upon , or addros.i with stiinp. 119 South 14th St. , Cor. Douglas St : , OMAHA. NKH. A nor an J complain treatment , confuting of Sup. poiltnrlei , Olnliuout in Cupiulo ) , alio In bor ml iMIla A poiltlre euro for KiUrniil , lmurn.il , Illlnd or Illuortliu ItchlMK , Chronic , llccont or llsrodltary Pllei 'Jln rouioJx him IIUVIT boon known lo fall. It per her , i , fur < i nenl by null. VVIir u er from Una turrlblo illminiu whoa a wrlttun uunranteo l | )0 ltUolr klvun wltu Ul ) iu > or rjtam Iho ui'inef ' Ifnotcurocir toml ilnmn for traa xnioli ( Jiur- nnleeliiuulbr ICuUn xt'o < 1rii < ( Hl > iDlauiraim Corner 151 li nnl Domlai itrujtj iiuiahi. > at ] . Aluxln > , r Si lint. C'o. Miilu for In * c I c l > rn t n < t Dlninniiil unit 1li tn hpcc- l u o I ii it r o Biinrunteoil to correct any ( lefrflt In Ihfi jr ourubla liv tlio HUB ot Qlaiiei.