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Rnorn tn before mo and iittucrlbeil In my pres
ence this 30th ilny of July , 1KW. X. 1' . Kin ,
Nolnry 1'ubllo.
> \vrrnK < > Olrriilntlon for .limn iJfi
Tin : crop reports from every corner
of Nobr.inlm sound llko n fulry talo. but
Ihoy nro nil true. This Is n ( jrlorioiH your
for Nobraskn.1
Tun Atohlsou road scorns to have tin
uppcrhunJ In the cut toHonvor. 'Mana
ger Wlilt'o of thut road is nn accom
plished loiter writer.
MK. BKYAN will wish the English
election avstem was in vopue this year ,
BO ho could have a chnnuo from Georgia ,
for Nobrtidkit will not return him.
AUK the democrats of Nebraska to
have a state convention this year ? No
call has boon issued and it is evident
that they nro waiting to learn the bono-
llts nnd disadvantages of fusion.
WH HAVK , of course , all reasonable
hopes -that St. Petersburg will escape
the choloia. but wo might suggest to
the disease that Dr. Tulmago is atill at
St. Petersburg and well , no matter.
JKICKMIAII OSIIOIINK has been nrrost-
od for riding a bicycle on Sunday in
Fail-field , Conn. It wi& a wise act and
wo would suggest us un improvement
that they extend the nrroat to all the
other davs of the week.
JuuaK CHOUGH of Waterloo , who
nlmost defeated Colonel Henderson for
congress in the Third Town district two
.years ago , him declined to run this year.
The judge knows that Henderson cannot
bo beaten in n presidential year.
ALICI : MrrciiHLTj has boon doctiled
insane by a Memphis court. This is a
mirprising verdict , for it rovoaln the
lict that fools tire so rare in Tennessee
that they tire not easily recognized.
"Wn HAVE boon hunting vainly
through our long list of moiuphors to
lind one \vhich would completely and
aptly express the haslo with which our
democratic exchanges have dropped all
reference to the Homestead question.
McCr.Uitr of the Philadelphia Times
lias challenged Governor MuICinloy to a
tariff debate and the affair has boon re
ferred to the campaign committees. If
the debate takes place what a lively
Bi'ramblo these two Scotchmen will
havol
WH no I'M the C'onyressional JfcconZ
will not suspend publication because it
lias no funds. It will not bo a genuine
newspaper until it has lived through-tho
experience of running on no money and
no credit. Public Printer Palmer knows
that.
IT IIKOINS to look us if inspito of our
"boasted liberty it would bo necessary for
tlio law to adopt inoro stringent meas
ures about persons carrying concealed
weapons. It in too easy for an anarchist
to assail Prick or a madman to kick
Jlrokor Page in Philadelphia.
I'4 HON. J. C. BILLS of Davenport , In. ,
k lias declined to bo thu cuiuliaalo for
' presidential elector on the democratic
ticket. It la very well Known Unit Mr.
Bills la a democrat in Iowa largely because -
cause of the liquor question and his ad
miration for Governor Boies. lie is
not a free trader iiiul this year ho consequently
quently Is not a democrat.
HOK. A. 1C. CUAIO , the member of
congress from Pennsylvania whosodoath
caused the adjournment of congress
until Monday , was the father of Mayor. ! .
E. Craig of Kookulc , la. The contest in
lila district wus close und his election
was contested , his son representing him
as his attorney last winter before the
committee. The Iowa Craig is likely
to bo the democratic candidate for con
gress in his district this year.
SKNATOU DAVID B. HIM. Booms to
linvo practically dropped out of public
consideration. Ills complete collapse at
Chicago probably disposed of all chance
of his ever again being seriously con-
uidorcd in connection with the presi
dency , and the politicians who take thin
view rot'iln very little Interest In him.
Then he would have no inlluenco with
n demouratlo administration should ono
be ehosen next November , which is
nnolher reason why the politicians turn
away from him. It Is said thut Senator
Hill Is willing to go Into the cnuioulgn
if ho Is invited to , but it is by no means
curtain that even this consideration will
bo phown him. Meanwhile Bomitorial
duties uro said to ho very irksome and
distasteful to him. There la hardly
parallel in American polltloa to the sud
den d-'ollno and fall of David 15 , Hill as
u loader , and there is n lesson in it
which othorasplring politicians seeking
] ) ace and power by unscrupulous means
Bhould carefully study. Still Mr. Hill
limy have a few friends whoso loyalty to
him will be manifested at thu proper
time.
'IUK li.lTB JUlUHi Ch.ltiKSOff.
When death coiner in the course of
nnturo the shock Is not so severe nor
the sense of bereavement tie plopnnnt as
when ono in the prime nnd full useful
ness ot life is taken out of the rnnkj of
the living by an unforeseen disunity.
It has been n long tlmo since this com
munity was so profoundly moved by the
death of nn honored citizen as it has
boon by tlio drowning of Judge Joseph
II. Clnrkson , nnd those who know of
him only by the distinguished position
ho had acquired as n lawyer not loss
than those who otijoyod hia poraonnl
acquaintance regret his loss ns that of n
most worthy and useful citizen.
Judge Clarkson was in the prlmo of
lifo , having only a few mouths ago passed
Ills thirty-seventh year , tindjio had at
tained a position of prominence sit the
bar which brought him n lucrative
practice and gave assurance of future
eminence. Jtiring the brief time ho
wan on the district bench lie tihowcd
judicial qualifications of n high order
nnd his professional career was distin
guished by a high sense nf duty and
responsibility which commended him
to the conlidoiico nnd rospcct of nil with
whom ho had professional relations. Ho
was personally very popular , having a
host/of warm friends who will suitor the
keenest sorrow til his loss.
Tlio onttro community will deeply
sympathize with the widow and rela
tives of the deceased , upon whom this
sudden bereavement falls with most
distressing severity.
IttlUAIlDINU JMMMttATION.
Tlio bill of Senator Chandler of Now
Hampshire to facilitate the enforcement
of the immigration and contract labor
laws , which passed the sonnto a fo w
days ago , is probably all the legislation
on this subject likely lo bo adopted by
the present congress. It contemplated
no radical departure , buf provides
simply for additional safeguards against
the landing of immigrants excluded
under oxistintr laws.
In addition to the requirements of the
acts now in foroo regarding the landing
of tilion immigrants by water , the
Chandler bill provides that it shall bo
the duty of the master or commanding\
ollicor of the vessel having immigrants
on board to deliver to the proper inspec
tion ollicor lists or manifests , made tit
the time and place of embarkation of
the immigrants , stating the ago , name ,
sex , occupation , nationality and llnal
destination of all immigrants landed ;
also whether ever in prison or supported
by charity , whether a polypamist ,
whether under contract to perform labor
in this country , and the condition of
health , mentally and physically , of such
persons. It is also provided that the
surgeon of the vessel shall swear , prior
to the departure of his vessel , before the
United States consul , that ho has mtdo :
personal examination of the immi
grants , nnd verifications of lists must bo
inndo by some competent surgeon
employed by ttio vessel's owners. It is
further provided that no bond or guar
anty that an alien immigrant bha.ll not
become n public charge shall bo
received , except when special authority
is given by the superintendent of immi
gration , approved by the secretary of
the treasury.
There can bo no reasonable objection
to this measure. It imposes no obliga
tion upon the owners or otllcors of ves
sels transporting immigrants which can
fairly bo regarded as oppressive or odor
ous nnd it requires no statement from the
immigrant that is not p.-opar. The ef
fect of the bill , if it shall become a law.
will bo to cause the ulllcers of vessels
bringing immigrants to the United
Stales to exorcise greater care as to the
character and condition of the aliens
who take passage with thorn , and no ono
will question that it is the right of this
government to require that this bo done.
Every citlv.on will approve all fair and
proper safeguards against Iho introduc
tion to the country of undesirable per
sons nnd this is all thai the bill of Sena
tor Chandler provides for. It proposes
nothing that will prevent the coming to
the country of persons not excluded by
existing acts. Tlio bill ought to bccomo
a law before Iho expiration of the pres
ent session of congress.
In the state of Nebraska during the
decade from 1880 to 18911 the increase In
white population was 13.8 per cent , and
the increase in co'orod population was
27.4 per cent. This rapid srrowth of the
colo'-ed ' population in this state sug
gests the explanation that the negroes
of the south must bo working their way
northward , and upon looking into the
matter this is found to bo the case , for
there is a decrease in the colored popu
lation in some of the southern states ,
while In many states of the north the
proportion of increase in colored popu-
tion is found to bo larger during the
period between 1880 and 1890 than over
before. During- thai uacado the popula
tion'of the United States increased by
ll,5SOl)20. ) Of this inorewu 8,009,810
was at the north and 2,071,104 tit the
south , the percentage of colored in-
crciiso being -7.9 at the north and l'It.0
at the south. In at. least four of the
northern htates the ratio of colored in-
crciisu is greater than that of the whiles.
In California the whites have gained
41.0 per conl while Iho colored gain has
been 1)0 ) per cent , and Pennsylvania , Ne
braska nnd Illinois have albO gained
largely In poreonlago of colored popula
tion. In New Jersey , Pennsylvania ,
Ohio , Indiana , Illinois and Kansiis Iho
colored population increased at the rate
of 18.1 per com while the whiles in
creased at the rate of only -i ( per conl ,
showing n sloadynnd rapid colored gain.
The nogrous outnumber Iho whiles
largely In riouth Carolina nnd Mihslsblp-
pl , while in Louisiana Iho colored and
while people are aboul equal in num
bers. The proportion of colored people
in the couth Is smallest In Missouri and
Woht Virginia , whore they constitute
respectively 5.0 and -l.il per cent of the
whole population , in only two northern
states , Kansas nnd Now Jersey , docs the
proportion rise above U per cent.
The ilguros prove that the colored
people of the south are gradually mov
ing northward , and as the proportion of
thulr increase is larger in the cities
than In the rural districts it la evident
that they nro swelling the urban popu
lation and increasing the ranks of the
poor and dependent cliu. The colored
people of the country districts are al
most always employed us farm bunds
nnd nro more thrlfly nnd indi-poildonl
than those of the cities. The-steady
movement of the negroes northward
may bo supposed to Indicate thrU they
hope thereby to improve tholr condition.
Whether they will bo able to do so or
not depends entirely upon tholr willing
ness to work nnd ttiko advantages of
such opportunities ns they find.
snuviNa vnuir n ) tiwi'i : .
An interesting experiment which may
prove advantageous to fruit growers
generally in this country is now being
tried. On Wednesday last the slonmor
Majestic loaded a largo quaritUy of fruit
from California , consisting of five car
loads of Crawford poaches , Bartlett
nears , plums nnd upricols , valued at
8' " > ,000 , for transportation to Europe.
Most of this fruit is consigned to a
dealer in Liverpool , Tlio time of the
train wliich c.irrlod this perishable
freight from San Francisco to Now
York was eight daysand ns it will prac
tically take ns much longer lo gel il to
Liverpool it will bo soon that the
undertaking is n somewhat risky one.
But it is believed to bo possible to open
n market for American fruit of this kind
in Europe. If Iho experiment should
prove successful 11 may bo that the
problem rcsu'tlng from the overpro
duction of some kinds of fruit in tills
country in recent years muy bo "solved.
American poaches would certainly bo a
rare luxury in Europe , and American
residents in London and Paris and other
European cities would buy all kinds of
fruit from Ibis country at fancy prices.
It is rather doubtful whether it is
practicable to transport fruit from this
country to Europe , but If California
fruit can bo successfully marketed there
it ought to ho comparatively easy for
Iho custom growers of similar delicacies
lo find a market across Iho sea. A stiv-
incr of a few days on n shipment of
peaches would bo very important. If
by reason of scientific methods of pre
serving fruit fresh -in transit wo could
furnish Europe with half as much as
she annually sends to us it would bo a
great gain for our producers.
\
FOHJjAltUIt DlSTUllHAXCKS.
Those who recognize the fact that the
industrial warfare which is common to
all countries is becoming more serious
from year to yoar. and that Iho strained
relations of capital and labor arc gelling
lo bo moro and more menacing lo Iho
pence and order of sociOly and to the
permanence of existing instilulions , are
earnestly casting about for means lo
remedy Ibis condition ofalTairs. . They
urge that capital and labor , which dur
ing late years have drifted , so far apart ,
should bo again brought together upon
the grounds on which they formerly
stood , those"of mutuality of interests ,
instead of those upon which they now
too commonly stand , distrust" and nn-
lagonisrn. ' The argument of force hav
ing failed lo accomplish anything for
the good of cither side , the wollwishors
of both insut that Iho argument of con
ciliation should bo given a trial. As
arbitration cannot bo madii compulsory
by lejrislalivo enactment- , but must fen
voluntary , it is urgoJ that organized
capital and organized labor could do no
wiser , bettor thing limn that of ngroo-
iug upon a comprehensive scheme for
the adjustment of any dilToronco.s aris
ing between them.
Suggestions of this kind , born of a
philnnlhropio disiro to conserve the
interests of botli capital nnd labor , arc
certainly worthy of the serious consid
eration of all concerned. If a practica
ble way can bo found to conciliate these
two great forces and give reasonable
assurance of keeping them al peace it
would bo Iho greatest of all boons to
mankind , and there is no question lhal
has ti stronger claim to the attention of
statesmen and philanthropists. It
would bo to discredit the Intelligence of
the ago and to lose faith in the influ-
ouco of advancing enlightenment , to
assume that no way can bo found for
bringing capital and labor together ,
and yet when wo consider how old tlio
problem is , and how little real progress
lias been made toward its solution , the
dilllcultlcs of the task which it p'rcscnts
seem well-nigh insurmountable. The
.true friends of humanity and ot society
nhould not , however , despair.
In the meantime , the working classes
themselves should seriously consider
what is Ihoir duly lo .cocioly and by
xvhnt peaceful methods they can best
promote their own interests. Organized
labor as it now exists undoubtedly has
ils uses , but thai il is accomplishing all
lhal it might accomplish for improving
nnd elevating the condition of inuor may
wall bo questioned. It should have
some other purpose , certainly , than thai
of making njrgrossivo or defensive warfare -
faro , and until il does il must bo nn
obstacle in the way of any plan for
bringing capital and labor togolhor and
keeping them logolhor. Onotiuggoslion
that appears to offer a moans'of relief is
that of productive co-operation. It is
true lhal experience in this plan has
not produced such satisfactory results
as wore hoped for from it , but it has not
boon an absolute failure , and il is quite
possible that ils trial has not boon made
under the most favorable conditions.
Another plan from which largo num
bers of working people in England have
derived great benefit , and which ought
to bo practicable in this country , is that
of distributive co-operation.
It is an interesting fact thai there are
over 1,000 distributive co-oporatlvo so
cieties in England , selling 8259,000,000
worth of commodities every year and
filling a recognized place in the system
of English industry. This plan has
done much for its followers in giving
Ilium the spirit and habit of united ac
tion , stimulating thrift , sobriety nnd a
conservative spirit of good order.
These expedients do not , of cpurso , solve
the question of how to establish and
maintain friendly relations between
labor and capital , but they do help to
create a mutual respect and confidence ,
which are necessary in order to bring
about that result. A practical and suc
cessful method of creating a fooling of
mutual Interest between labor and capi
tal is thut of profit-sharing , and If this
system wore tot become general thuro is
reason to believe thut labor disturbances
would be extremely rare. But the mis
fortune is that there are very few em
ployers who have the wisdom to see the
advantages of this plan apart from the
money return. ! if
II would bo ' : jp sslbto toovorostitniito
the importnndi tills subject of the
rotations of the fculploying and tlio employed -
ployed classes. "It Involves the highest
ittloroats of aoololj' ' nnd of civilisation ,
and Invite ? the profound consideration
of the most thoughtful , who * can bring
to Its study u wisdom free from passion
or prejudice. Jtj has perhaps never
engrossed n I'U'llpr ' share of public
attention than llj $ now doing , nnd this
ought to bo i&fductivo of some good
results. 2) ) '
7702V O/-
Some Interesting fads rolnllng to the
causes of crime have recently boon pub
lished by Dr. William Dulllold Robin
son , who lias for ton years past boon
physician to Iho Eastern penitentiary in
Pennsylvania. The study made by Dr.
Robinson covers a period of sixty years ,
beginning with the founding of the
Eastern penitentiary In 1820 , and the
faels which ho adduces am of special in-
torcsl to all students nf the social condi
tions of the tlmo.
Reference has already been mndo In
this paper to Iho olTorts that are being
made to introduce rofonnntory measures
and influences In the Nobr.iska peniten
tiary , and"no doubt there are ninny who
will bj interested to learn what is
thought by Dr. Robinson as to the prac
ticability of reforming criminals. IIo
takes lilUo account of religious or edu
cational influences , but con flues himself
to Iho reforming power of such restraint
as i.s imposed upon convicts by law. IIo
limits the application of the word "re
formed" as moaning "neither christian
ized nor moralized , but that the habit of
cruno-doiug- been stopped , " and In
Ibis sense ho believes lhat. criminals
may bo reformed. Reviewing the whole
life-history of the average criminal , it Is
found that the greatest tendency to crime
is between the ages of 20 and 25 , just
when maturity i.s reached , and all the
natural impulses and powers , including
those of a vicious character , have at-
tuined their full vigor , and before expe
rience has had time to loach her lessons
or prudence has boon able lo make her
warnings hooded. II is likewise found
lhat at this ago the predominant
offences nro these of .sudden and violent
passion , and that dishonesty is particu
larly prominent. With advancing years
the crime habit is changed , and offenses
of cool-headed premeditation become
moat common.while the foiv individuals
who persist in wrong-doing to extreme
old ago arc mainly these of uncommon
vioiousncss and malignity.
In any general community , it is
pointed ont , 1G per conl of Iho individu
als are from 20 lo 25 years of ago , and
UtTs class furnishes 2D.U2 per caul of all
Iho penitentiary grade convicts. In
other words , lossHhan one-sixth of Iho
general populaliojj are responsible for
nearly ono-third 'of all Iho penitentiary
convictions. "Applying this showing
to " Dr. Robinson * '
individuals."says , 'wo
learn that men at Iho ago , of GO are
aboul eight timas ; as trustworthy ns at
2-5 years of acre. * l uulng it in another
way , of qlghl peb'plo.whq arjj , criminals
of Iho ponitontiai y gradtj. til 20 to 25
years of ago , when they shall have become -
come GO to 03 years old "seven will have
reformed and only ono remained n crim-
lii.il. The result is not caused by death ,
the potency of that factor having boon
fully eblim.itcd and adjusted go as to
eliminate its itillucnco from destroying
tlio equilibrium of the convict and non-
oonvict population at each period of
life. "
The conclusions reached by this pro
cess of reasoning are that criminal ten
dencies decrease with years and that
reformation is not only possible but per
fectly practicable. If the restraints and
discipline of the ponitentia-y are ofTecl-
ivo in orndiealing criminal tendencies
il is plain that educational influences ,
such as have been tried , and are to bo
continued upon a broader basis at Lin
coln i ( the friends ot Iho movament are
successful , would produce good results
in the reformation of the criminal
classes.
A'BHR.ISff.1 ANJJ TilK H'OllltD'S \tllt. .
The work of preparing for Nebraska's
agricultural exhibit at the World's fair
is going forward under the supervision
of W. W. Cox , the supoiinlcndont of
the exhibit from Ihis stato. Mr. Cox is
organizing committees in the various
counties to look after the work of pre
paring for the exhibit , and it is expected
tint every county in Iho state will bo
represented. In many of tlio counties
appropriations will bo made lo meol Iho
expense of Iho exhibit , and commlt-
lees will bo appoinluJ to atlond lo Iho
preparations.
Perhaps no state in tlio union will bo
able to mnko a boiler comrnrutlvo
showing at the fair than Nebraska.
The extraordinary development of this
state during the past two or throe decades -
cades will naturally attract attention to
the resources which have mndo such
development possible. Our exhibit al
Iho World's fair will bo a great ad vor-
tlbomont and every citizen of the state
will bo a gainer by It. Therefore , it Is
to bo oxpocted' { hat every Nobrask'i
man will take an interest in the prepar
atory work and do all In his power to
promote Iho success of Iho exhibit
which Ibis state i $ pro pi ring lo make.
The ollorts of J\'Ir. ' Cox should bo
warmly socondod/favorywhoro.
AN IOWA republican editor , Johnson
Brlgham , has Ixion debuting in his pupjr
Iho Homestead question ngnlnsl Iho
democratic paper of Cedar Rapids , rein
forced by Ihroo contributors , and ho has
soundly whipped thorn all so thai Ihoy
are all abusing him , a signal evidence
lhat all their nrgM'nonts have failed.
'Hlmkf | io rpini thu U'uutlior.
rhlul\i ( \ > hla Inquirer.
Ono breath of summer inuUos tbo wtiolo
world swim.
JntmiiiloU nollrltuilo.
J\'ew York Tribune.
Mr. Oladbtono seoras to bo lu lois alarm
about his boallb tbnn bis unionist opponents
arc.
Hilly Npuoiilulluiii.
( IhljC-IJeiiiiicrnt.
All these stories' about how Gladstone's
way toward power is to bo bluottod are silly.
Ho will go to tbo bead of the Bovoriuauut all
right , uuil at tbo rlybt lime.
A Cli--lll , Hinnllilu Mini.
Atiiljtani I'tnnttr ,
Tbo Douclas county republican convention
will doubUuns aolout ai ils cuoioo for u cuu-
dhlnto for covcrnor before the tnto conven
tion .IUURO Lorenzo Crounso. No cnndldnto
hat thus far boon so highly spoken of for
that position na Judco Crounso , and It
comes from idl pirU : of the state. A clean ,
sensible and experienced man , ho hits the
respect of ovary body. Then with Van
Wych ns n cnndlilnto an old-fashioned debate
liolwoca these statesmen would bo just fno
.Ulna ot ncnmpatfrn that would suit both and
got the people out.
i.inline ( * or cit-iiim.
The poet who wants "tho swoop of the
wild , wet weather" neeilsi only patience. Ho
will ( jot It some dav when his umbrella la
missing. Why uro poets so Impatient )
Inrnii'lvn llio 81-11.
Utinnlntr down the Alva Is a gentle hint to
Mr. Vatulornllt that though lie owns a ROOI !
section of the earth , ho Is llaulo to ( jot be
fogged If ho begins to crowd the sea.
cn.tia wnit Tiii'j nvus.
Harpor's ' Young 1'eoplo : "It's very queer
Mr. Uuttorninn's poutuls never seem ni largo
as Tours , mamma , " said Willie , watching his
careful mother weighing out her stores.
"Don't they i" usltod marnnia , busv meas
uring ( lour.
"No , indeed ! If I po to him for a pouml
of butter , U Isn't nrur as big nt the pouail
you give Itritigot. And 1'vo ' found out
why , " solemnly.
"Why Ml , Wllltol"
"Why" with n twinkle of his oyo-"lt'3
Just ono ot Mr. Uuttorman's little weighs 1"
*
Washington Star : A Washington man
who HUes to encourage his boys In outdoor
sports recently uiutortooic to ht'ln out In a
pi.nu of- base hall. J\.i evening his 10-yoar-
olil son said :
"Vou oucht to nonoryour father , oughtn't
you ! "
"Ot courso. "
"I'd fool tniRhty bad not to. "
"That's right. "
"ho 1 wanted to ask you , please never to
trv to play base ball again where I can sou
you. "
*
Now York Sun : lu laying down rules for
" ' " . .voung ere has to bo very cnroful or thny
will bo taiton too literally. A cnso of this
tJinrtoccurroil rocoiitly with a result that put
the pM-eiit doclaeilly out of countenance. .
"Jolinlo , " snla Ills mother , "what did vou
moan by making im , crti | ycm over mid over
again when you hoard mo the llrst timol"
"U'hy , mn , " was the staggering reply ,
"you always told mo novcrto Interrupt you. "
The Httlo Boston bov had boon clittftlsod
by bh school teacher.
"Excuse the question' , " ho said , "but huvo
yon tuuitht school before } "
"No. "
' Then you have children of your own i"
"Yet ; how did .votJ know ? "
" 1 perceived nt once tunt yours was no unpracticed -
practiced hand. "
*
Tommy Oh , maw , * wo was up to the parlc
today ana saw a garter snuUu most a vard
und a half lent' .
Mrs. b'ipv 1'shnw , child , garter snakes do
not ronch that length.
"Well , I thought It was a garter snake ,
'cause It was wrapped 'round tbo limb of n
treo. "
The Village Pastor Johnny , vou tell mo
you have boon to Sundav school (
Tno Bad Boy Yes , sir.
The Village Pastor Hut , Johnnv , your
hair is wot.
Tbo Bad Boy Yes , sir , it' a Baptist Sun
day school.
w
"Well , Kflle , I see you have a dollar. What
ara you going to do with It } "
"I'm going to thpond It on a naughty little
heathen plrl I know.
I'lndeodr Wholsshe1 ?
#
Little Do' My now doll has a drefful dirty
L.IMJO Dickr-Why don't you wash HI
Jjlttlo Dot M.immu won't lot me. I doss
she's afraid I'll dot soap It her eyes.
Father , ' ' suld a Vyear-old , "wnoro is
"
Atoms ?
' Atoms , my boy ? What do you moan ? "
" \Vljy , tlio place whore everything gets
ti. i Jin.rrn A 31 ILKS.
"Poltlod Out of Court" Is tlio title of n
Chicago Xnus : Shoo Ulnrk Xow hero Is
MimuUiIn ; ; very p rutty in Turkish shoes for
Ihn house ,
what Iwuntls
you s'nolo ' ? " M' ' " I
t , , ,
"I tloii't know , " ronllcil Gllmmlns. "If I
don t It Isn't booaiiso I'm not hot , enough. "
Now York Herald '
: I'onelopo-Do you notice
anything strlklni ; In this room ?
Stiylati-t\o. ( dlil I look as though I did ?
I'uiidupo 1 didn't Know but you mllit have
hoard thuolook.
TUB 8UMMI2II l'lU.\OEIl.
Kiw Vorti 1'icst.
I stood admiring her rare lovollness ,
Her vrncafiiL farm , her tiny foot : ind hands ,
As. robed In her now. scanty battling dress ,
Shu slowly pai-od tbo yielding , yellow sands.
And whllo I vowed I'd love her ovomioro ,
And pralsod with honeyed tonsiib her many
chiiriiis ,
ie li'ft mo at inillng there upon the shore ,
And , smiling , plunged Into old Ocean's arms !
Indlnnixpolls Journal : "Whatever you may
do. my son. " snd the million uro to his heir ,
"lo sure to USD your monov for the oncour-
ncomunt ot education , lltor.ituro and tbo
arts ,
" 1 do try. father. " mid the youne man.
humbly , "nnd 1 am already one of tbo chief
supports of sovor.tl book-maker.- * "
lloston News : Mr. Shulllcs Oh , what a cold
I hive : this morning !
Mrs. Shiilllus And no wonder ! You
shouldn't huvo gone yachting liist night ,
especially wlllmut , toiling mo about It , and
milking mu sit nu till U o'c ock.
Viiclitliig ! 1 wasn't yachting. 1 wus sitting
up with usluk frlRiul. "
"Ah you uau'tdcuulva mo. I hoard yon say
In yoursloop tnnt you ran across a cold deck.
That's whoi-uyou catiuht cold.
HE TOOK A DIP.
Unclo.Tin-hu ! novDrsaw
The su.i but onco. anil then
Thuy put him In a bathing Hnlt ,
Just lluo thuotbor mmi ;
liut wlioii ii-tlD-tau on the beach
Uo saw the billons rlso ,
And- breaking o'er him , strive to roach
To mansions In the xklcs ,
He Joi kod'tlmt mailing milt of rod
I'Twii ! ) well the HUH hud sot )
And urlud , an fast thu bullion lied :
'J.'liU ' ' "
blamed thliig'H riinrlii' wet !
Sirtln : > s : Nine tlmo * In ton the man who
voluntoori ihu Infor. nation that he is sober Is
not to bo bo lovud.
Washington Star : Thln.'s are rapidly ap-
proHCIilug a point where thu summer ynung
mull will huvo to wear a bolt houansu suspenders -
ponders ura t > o uiTomlnato.
1'H.ll.M OF TllK It.iUt IIK.IDS.
Clilcaun Tiiliune.
Tull mo not In merry accents ,
That I li ivo an unihiitulioil roof :
'Tis tbo lialiy head that luuks sunso--
Haldnes4 Is of thought u proof ,
Hulr Is vulgar , hair U uaoloss ,
And to liiush and comb u bore ;
il ill ; I ii. llfo but dull und Jiilcolrss ,
1 uood brush und comb no more ,
Not for wlso men niuttod hair Is ,
Illauu or drown , or rod or falrt
Lot thu BIIVUKO of the prairies
Wusto his time In raising hulr.
Life Is vhnrt nn I hairs uro nuiiiboniil ,
And , tlioiuli II I os 11 ro hur.Ily homo.
Still iu nl. 'In I've always slumbered ,
When thv nightcap I nave worn ,
In thu world's bro id Hold of battle ,
Who'd , ho at the biirbor'n cut- ,
Llutonlni ; to hi * tlrt-somo tuttlu ?
lluttpr uaru us a billiard ball ,
Four no future , bald-hondod brother ,
Vou wore bard lu Infant days ;
C'ravo not hlrnulo or another
Drain It U , not hulr , thut pays.
Liven of xroat men all remind us
That our smooth and polUhud putoi
Luuvu all hairy hn.ids behind UK
Iut us tliunk thu favoring fates !
l-'imtjirliits of old tliito'x Hoot walking
No OMU fcurs on our smooth crowns ,
Mind no moru thu Idle tulklir *
Mudu by unxlmis mup-huud clowns.
Lot us then. O hairluss brother ,
I'rouilly through life'u uiibwuy roll )
Wo rumiimbor thut dimr mother
Km th U barren ut thu 1:0.0. :
JltTS OFOMAIt.l 1.1 VK.
They worn talkln ? about servant girls , and
onoh woman of the party had n story ot the
wrongs she Imrt suflorcd at ttio hands of these
nioilnrn tyrants. The circle broKe up when
Mrs. McBlnnkhad added her contribution.
"Mr. Me. , you know , Is nn iiwful crank on
base ball , " said Mrs. Mo. ( nnd wo had an
awful tlmo Keeping a girl ono summer when
hora > Interested tn tlio local loam. I was
quite 111 all summer , and had to bo watted
upon coatlnunllr. Just bofora the Fourth of
July our girl loft us , and Me. brought homo
n great big colored woman from the Intolll-
gonco oflleo. She was a splendid cook , ami
we got along flrst-rato until'tbo fourth eama
along. Mo. had to go to the ball game that
da } ' , and tne night before wo consulted as to
What wo should Uo to Induce Hose , that wat
Iho girl's somewhat IniuinroprUto natno , to
stay at homo with mo on the Fourth. Mo.
couldn't think of musing the game , and wo
finally decided to bribe the woman , and I was
authorized to give her $10 to forego the pleas
ure of celebrating the day. Mo. wont down
town after supper , and I called Hose to my
room and told her 1 would give her ft extra
If she would stay in on the fourth. "
" 'O , Lordy , no ; I wouldn't , stay for noilol-
lah , " replied KOJU , with moro omplusU than
I thought , the occasion warr.autoil.
"I offered bar $3 , S..o'J ' , $ : ) , $1 , and finally
fold her 1 would give her $3 for her d'iy's '
work.
" 'Tell you what I'll do , ' she answered , to
this proposition , 'I'll ' stay if you'll give uio § . >
and that pink dress upstairs. '
"What pink dress ila you mean , I asked.
" 'Why , that pluk ginglmm , ' the nervy
thing answered. I hiul palJ OJ cents n yurd
lor a very protly glnghum , nnd It was made
up so that It cost mo close to .JW.
" 'But that won't utyou.Hose , ' I said. That
black huzzy just throw herself back and said ,
with a laugh : 'Oh. yus it will , for I had it on
down town last nicht.1
"That settled It , of course , as I oottld not
wear the dress again. She gel $5 and the
dress , and It ralnod nil the next da.vvso Me.
couldn't go to the bull game after all. "
There was a lire on Cuss street the other
day. The homo of ono of the prominent citi
zens was ablaze , with nrospoct of being
totally destroyed. Water Uad boon nourod
Into the second story of the building until
the iloor was several Inches out of sight ,
l-'iromun woroun to tholr eyes in work and
were nearly blinded by the smoko. . Assist
ant Uhlof Barnes was upstairs watching the
llromen nnd directing their efforts. IIo was
calculating as lo how many seconds longer
the men would bo able to stand the light in
the siiioko when ho hoard a still small voice
at bis albow , asking him to kindly dig up a
pair of slippers from the closet. The volco
belonged to the lady of the house , whose feet
were getting wot. ' ' ( Jot out of hero , "
shouted liarnos , who wus looking for tbo
house to fall any minute. The lady was
very indignant aud talked very freely aud
forcibly of the wrong the city animals wore
doing In employing drunken ilroinou who
didn't know how to treat people decently.
Just then Assistant Chief Baiter came down
from auotlier part of the housu nearly
blinded by smoko. ills weeping eyes caught
the attention of the anry woman , who
shouted : "Thoro , look at tbo bloar-oyod old
souk. He's drunk as ho can bo now. Nlco
kind of a man to send to Keep your house
from burning up , Isn't hot" Sailor had not
heard of Barnes' experience with tbo excited
woman , and unless ho roads this sketch ho
will probably never know wby ho got such a
dressing dowu.
It was In the motor going Council Bluffs-
ward. Ho wore a tall hat and 'twas evi
dently his flrt ; she was pretty und stylish
nnd presently they began to talk of boons.
"Huvo you over road 'Why I atn Sad ? " "
she asicod ,
"No. "
"Why didn't you ! "
( With a languishing glance at her ) "Bo-
cause I know. " [ Laughter. ]
"Have you over road the 'Krautzor Son-
ntn1 ? " ho asked.
"No ; who is U by , Hossi"
"No ; Tolstoi. "
( With nn nir of decided and withering dis
approval ) "No , 1 never road any of bis. "
Then they talked about French novofs nnd
both of them concluded that whllo they
might bo very tntorostlug "onco you gel Into
them , " their pernicious Influence on young
persons wus very deplorable.
After that they talked about some young
man who didn't know what ollvoi ivoro mid
whom they thought to bo Itisulllcionlly edu
cated , on Ibis account.
They were two brlcht looking women.
They stood on u corner waiting for a oar.
Ono of thorn was saying to the other In a
tone of oxiromo weariness : "I have Juat
boon to Mrs. Blank's1 naming n prominent
dressmaker.
"Yes ! " said the other in an Inquiring ,
sympathetic tono.
"Talk about autocrats ; the czar ot all the
Ilusslas ts not a circumstance to a dress
maker with n good trade , nod I never go to
bo titled without learning something ; now
about my anatomy or my personal pon.iUnrl-
ties. " > .
"Tbo frlom ! laughingly nskoJ , "What was
It this tlmol"
"Why , ns Mrs. Blank plnnod mo up In n
lining , she remarked , In a flomt-ln torostod
manner : 'What a funny fat stomnch you
havol' "
"Anil xvhnt did you sftyl"
"Nothing ; as I liadtnovor haforo Knoivn
thai my stomnch was either ludicrous or
corpulent , I merely meditated on that Hoip
ttio remainder ot my slay. Ah , here's ou
oar , " and luoy were pono.
A SMI 1IIXT l-'ltUM I'.tlltS.
I
ilit ( < m Atiu Voih Herat t
A SEASOXUII.B CI.OVIC.
A seasonable cloak u a cream cashmere ,
with lace collarotta and long trailing ribbons.
The lining Is tllloul surah.
Look Out tor Hun.
A man by the name of W. A. Hills has
been traveling through the country solicit
ing subscription for Tin : Bir. ana ether
papors. ito scorns to nave secured n largu
number of orders for 'I'm : BKK , but bus
failed to turn them over lo this office. Hills
is a man slightly below average height ,
medium build , smooth face and while no
( loo-t not appear to bo over ! l.'t or 35 years of
oge , his hulr Is very grav. Ho Is reported
to bo a very .smooth talker und has appar
ently done a thriving business. It will DO
well to look out for htm.
Coddling tliii TlgVr.
The attention Mr. Cleveland has boon be
stowing on Tammany makr-s It qutlo plain
that , so fur as ho is concerned , Ihoro will bo
no rainbow chasing In thu northwest this
year.
AK STATK VU.\f'J\TU\ .
The republican electors of the state of No-
brnsknaru ruqitoilcd to send dulogutus.from
theirsovor.il counties to moot In convention
nt tliu elty ot Lincoln , August 4 , 13)3. ) at 10
o'clock a. m. . for the purpose ot pluoliu la
nomination earnUlutos ! for the following Htut9
ofllcos :
Governor :
Lieutenant governors
bocrotury of state ;
Auditor of nubllo accounts !
Treasurer :
Superintendent of public Instruction ;
Attorney general ;
Oommlisloiit'rof publiclauiU and buildings :
Klclit pieslduntliil electors :
And tn trans tut suuh ether business as may
como before the convention
Tllfi Al'I'Oimo.NME.Vr.
TliOHOvoKilountlus .xro onHloil ) to ronro-
sontutlon us follows , bolir b isu 1 upon tlio
vote cast for tieorgo II. Hastluss for uttornoy
gunor-il In IS'.l' , givln' ono ilulognlo-ut-lnrno
to each county an 1 DUO foro.-ich 100 votes and
tbo major fr.iutlon thereof :
N
It Is recommended that no proxies bo ad
mitted lo the eon volition and thut the dolo-
gutos present bo niitliorizud to c.isl tlio full
vole of thodolugaUoii.
H. I ) . Mnuciiit. Chairman.
WAI.T M. SKKI.V. I
II. II , IUI.COMIIK. J-Suerotarlos.
J. U. 8iiiiniti.ANp : , . |
CO.
i Largest Maniifaaturors nnil
of Olotlilni In the W orld.
r
These are the Sizes '
and this is the Price.1' : '
48 suits of size 33
25 suits of size 34
13 suits of size 35
6 suits of size 36
1 suit of size 37
O suit ofsize 38
7 suits of size 39
6 suits ofsize 4O
17 suits of size 42
4 suits ofsize 44
We've asked you to wait , and that it will pay you
to have waited we'll emphatically demonstrate to you
now , There are 124 suits , mostly cutaways , in this lot
that we've sold all the way from S10 to $30 a suit. Your
choice now for a five dollar bill. If you can find your
size you're a lucky man , for any suit is worth twice five
and lots of them arc woirh 3 , 4 , 5 and 6 times the price.
They're broken sizes and we take tliisastlu most effect
ive way to dispose of them and at the same time adver
tise us a little bit.
Bro wning , King & Co
Our store clonus at 0 : : * p. m. , except ButurI I CU fnr l lll A
, wliun wo oloio at 10 p. in. | > ' " IU1 ItUU U