THE OMAHA DAILY HEEr WEIlNKSDAY , JANUAHY 27 , 1892. THE DAILY BEE E. 11O8KWATKH. Kturon. 1 PW3LISHKI ) lSV12KY M6nNING. TKltMS or StniSciilPTIOtf. llnlly Men ( without Kitmlny ) One Year. . . . * 8 ffl Unllr nml Sunday. Una Year . 10 00 HlxMonlhl . GOO Three Month * . -M Hmdiiy Hop , Ono Vo.ir. . 200 h'lluruny lice. Ono Your . JJJ J \UcUlylloc. OnoYe.ir. . 1 W 01TIOF.3. Omnlia. Tlio lion Hnlldlnif. PotlthOniiihn , corner N and Kith Streets. Council lllntTs. 12 I'curl Street. ( 'hlciicnOlllCP , : ii7 i lniinlprof rotmnPrco. .Vpw York.lltionul' , Mnnrt I.VrrlbnnoHullulnjr Wellington , fill ) Fourteenth Street , COimnsPONDKNOK. All coininiinlcntlonH rolntlni : to news find edltorlnl unit I or should bo addressed tc tlic nillorlnl Department. LKTTEtlS. All tniHlucM letter * unit rornlltnnco * Mionld 1 o ndil rested to Tlio Hoe I'ubllslilnu Company. Oinnlm. Drufts , check- ) und binlonicii onion to bo inndo payable to the ordurot tlio com- . TbcBccPoWisWnE Company , Proprietors TIIK 11KH BUIl.DtNCl. _ KWOUN PTATEMK.NT OV OIHOULATION. Itatoof NolinnUii ! - . Cuiinty of DntiRlns. I Gen. II. Tzichuck , secretary of Tha HER I nhllfthlnir romp my. does solotnnly swear Unit the iictuiil circulation of TUB IIAII.V tier. for the week ondliiR Jnnuury : . ' . . WJft wns 111 follows ! , , Mmday , Jim. 17 . ? „ ; " Moniliiy.,1 . 18 . g.l.U Tiirsdny. .Inn. 10 . gUJj We < lncs < lny..lnn U. . ) ; > ' ' Jhnrmliiy. Jan. ' 'I . , . p.V1" " ' ; t > lilny.iiin. i . I-.1 ' ' , Knltmltiy , Jan. ii ) . > < .i > Avoraco . . . . . . . . . . "i. IH OKO. II. T7.SCHUOK. Sworn to before me and mibsrrlncd In my presence tlils'ZiU day of January. A. 1) . 18J1. . SKAI. N. I'.KKIU . Nolurv I'uhllc. NKIIHASKA'S contribution to Undo Sam'fl war equipment is the PatricU lorpcdo with u Imlr-trlgjjor ntttichmont. AKIIITIIATIO.V cannot excuse an in sult though it may determine the amount of int'omnlty itsquislco to the victims of the insult. THE Missouri and Kentucky colonels are holding themselves ready and our gallant Nebraska brigadiers are bogln- tiiru , ' to burnish their armor , but TIIKKI : engines were wrecked at the Tenth street depot yesterday , but un fortunately the wooden shod called a Union donot escaped -without a scratch. O.v TO Chill , cries General Colby , but the Nebraska militia did not enlist for a South American campaign. It is alto gether too warm down there in winter tima ONK of the questions that is puzzling the democratic mind is , Will Mr. Cleveland - land withdraw ? That will depend very much upon whether Mr. Cleveland wants to withdraw. IN TIIK intense oxcitotnent that now prevails around the national capital the .fact has almost been overlooked that there is a vacancy to bo filled on the "United States supreme bench. GOKMAN nnd Gibson , Hiscock nnd Hill , Perkins and Poftor , Coke and Chilton are the alliterative pairs in the United States senate from Maryland , Now York , Kansas and Texas respec tively. ONK of the adjuncts of reciprocity with the central and South American re publics is to bo the pan-Ainoricnn silver dollar. Its size is not yet determined , but it will probably have to bo as largo as the American pancake. WiiKTHKH it bo called the Chicairo , Port Madison & Dos Moitias or the Atchiaon , Topoku & Snntti Fe is imma terial to pcoplo in Nebraska , so long as it gives us ti Sttrita Vo railway connection with Chicago , and ultimntoly a Santa Fo line between Superior and Oratiha. SiNCK Roger Q. Mills was defeated for speaker ; , Colonel .Tones of Iho St. Louis licimlihc has boon rampantly nnd uproariously mad. Ho hns soon nothing to admire anywhere and it is consequently quently no surprise to find him snorting ever the president's message just as if it were a personal nlTront to himself. MlMV.U'KKH only spent $5,000 in her olTort to got the democratic national convention. Milwaukee is certainly to bo congratulated. She got off very cheap in view of the attractions at Washington and the heavy draught on Milwaukee's favorite beverage by the thirsty members of the national coin- mi ttco. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ < IT wouu > bo something like rotribu- tlvo justice if the negroes should carry Louisiana in the coming election. There la a possibility of tmoh a result , too , with the lottery question dividing both to' publicans and democrats. If the negroes throw their strength against the lottery tlioy will como very near annulling tha now constitution formed and enacted especially for their disonfranchlsomont. Hum license has struck Mississippi and threaten * to vacate two-thirds ol the BtUooiiH in that state. The now law just enacted ll.xos the license for small towns In the country districts at $70 ( and the minimum in towns of over 2,000 inhabitants is $1,600. The law is vor > stringent in all its details , but the niosl novel attachment to the Mississippi high license law is a provision that no atloonkoopor shall bopoitnlttod to sit on a jury , and being a liquor dealer is justillublo cause for challenge. TIIK iiDxt annual mooting of the American Heot Sugar Producers asso elation will bo hold in Omaha , January 23 , 18911. This organization was format In San Francisco on Monday last und is composed of the representatives of ixl the boot sugar manufacturing companies in the United States. When the con vontlon moots in Omaha next yonr there should bo a largo increase of member- gulp caused by the establishment o numerous new factories. In this connection noction it may bo well onoo more to remind mind the indifferent people hereabouts , Unit Omaha is tha geographical center of what will be the greatest uugar bee growing region in the world withii twonty-llvo years. "U'nothor she ehul also bo the commercial center of the bcot sugar industry depends upon the enterprise ) of her poopbJ , > TIIK QVRSTmX OF Can the Unltod States govorntnont , vlth a duo regard for its honor and dig- illy , ngreo to submit to arbitration anyone ono of its demands on Chill ? These do- nands are for the withdrawal of the offensive latter ot the ox-minlstor of orolgn affairx , Sonor.Mattn , nn apology or the outrage on American seatnon vent-Ing the uniform of the navy , and ndomnlly. Two things are primarily 0 bo considered , Ono Is that our gov ernment is committed to the principle of arbitration between the nations of this hemisphere. It was the Unltod Slates that proposed in the pan-Amarl- can conference to est-ibiish tlili princl- ) lo between the countries there repre sented. This would scotn to Impose a nornl obligation upon this country to accept arbitration In any case that vould not involve a compromise of na tional honor and dignity. The other hlng is that Chill declined , throuch its oprosontativos in the pan-American : onforenno , to accept arbitration as un conditional nnd obligatory , the Chilian delegates formally declaring that they were "unwilling to entertain the Illu sion that any conllict which may llrcclly allect the dignity and honor of 1 nation shall over bo submitted to the decision of u third party.1' This , while not excluding Chill from the privilege of proposing arbitration , would seem to loprivo her of all claim to a favorable consideration on the part of the Unltod Slates of such a proposal. Of course , the question of the with- Irnwnl of the Malta loiter and the do- mind for an apology cannot bo sub- mllled to arbitration. No third party could bo permitted to decide whether or lot this government was insulted by Iho communication of the Chilian ox-initi- Btor of foreign affairs and whether or tot this government is entitled to an ipology for the outrage upon Its citl- MUH. Those are matters which it is the ibsoluto privilege of the injured govern ment to determine for itself. Is the matter of the attack on the sailors of the Baltimore at Valparaiso a proper sub- ioct for arbitration ? They wore the uni- : orm of the United States navy , and in ho opinion of the president they were issaulted , not for anything they had done , but "for what the United States overnment had done , or was charged with having done , by its civil olllcors ind naval commanders. " In was thorc- ; ere in effect an attack on the govern ment. Is it not obvious , from this point of view , that the dignity nnd honor of the government are involved in this af fair , and that consequently , nci-ording to the Chilian view of two years ago , it is not a mat tor to bo submitted to the decision of. a third party. The United Stales could perhaps afford to bo mag nanimous , for the sake of a wholesome example , and allow it to take that course , but manifestly Chili has no right or claim to expect such consider ation. There is really but ono question in connection with this complic.ition for which arbitration may proneriy be urged , und that is the question of in demnity. A third partyj may be neces sary to a fair and , just dotormiuation of the pecuniary damage , but the govern ment of the United States could not without self-humiliation that would lower it in the respect of the world sub mit to arbitration a question in which injury toils dignity or honor is involved. KXCK HKSl'OXSlltLK. If not clearly apparent now it will doubtless bo ascertained later"oh that English influence is very - re sponsible for the pot-verso course of the Chilian government regarding the de mands of the United Stales. That in fluence is very strong in the southern republic. English c ipital is very largely inlerestcd in the nitrate beds which Chili became posacscd of throuirh her war with Peru , and from which the government- derives a considerable part of its revenues. In other departments of Chilian commerce , also , English capi tal hati been extensively invested , and indeed this foreign capital probably plays the largest part in the financial and business affairs of the republic. The representatives of English bankers , manufacturers and morehnnls are there fore enabled to exert a grout influence , not only with those in trade , through whom they can roach tlio people , but as well with members of the government. No other alien element in Chili is as in fluential as the English. There is strong reason to believe that this clement has hold out the promise lo tlio Chilians that in the event of a war with the United States Chili could depend - pond upon the assistance of England. The misstatements of the case of the United States by the Valparaiso corre spondent of the London 'Jtmef , the misrepresentations regarding the con duct of the American minister from the name source , and tlio persistent oflort to put the Chilian gov ernment hi the most favorable light be fore the public of England furnished conclusive uvidouco of how the sympa thy of the English element in Chill btood. Its motive was wholly mercenary. It did not dotilro war. It bolloved that the United Stales government would not go to war to enforce its demands , and that at the last moment would accept an arbitration of thodillloulty. What this element wanted was to oroata such a feeling of popular hostility toward the Unltod States that no Chilian government would venture lo consider any proposal for closer commer cial relations belwoon the two govern ments , nnd thus English capital could continue to oujoy , undisturbed by Amer ican competition , the profitable advan tages it has secured in Chill. Having worked up this sentiment of hostility , this very English influence may now bo active tosecuro a settlement by arbitra tion , of courao with England , as a "neu tral nation , " in view as arbitrator. It is quite possible , however , thutthoro may bo a reaction in the public mind of Chili when it shall have taken a calm and sober view of the present circum stances , If an adjustment shou'd bo reached without war time will cool the passions and allay the irritation caused by the disturbance of friendly relations , and when this takes pluco the Chilian pcoplo may not only learn to respect the United States more than over before , but may sou the value and Importance of establishing closer relations with this country. RKCKNT correspondence between the State nnd Treasury departments has brought out the fact that a largo num ber of assisted Immigrants jhavo been coming to the United States from Great Urttaln. It appeui-3 that the British govorntnont hns boon In the habit of commuting the comparatively Insignifi cant pensions paid to veterans of the Urltlsh army , providing they would agree to emigrate and sign a contract not to again apply for relief in the Brit ish empire. These men have boon in the habit of coming to the United States , and many of them have become a public charge. The acting secretary of the treasury , in a lotler to the secretary ot stale , snys that it appears to bo the es tablished practice of the British War ofllco , particularly in case of invalids and disabled pensioners , to commute their pensions and pay them a lump sum , on the condition that they shall thereafter reside in some ether country , usually the United States , and that the lump sum is not paid in G'-oat Britain , but is forwarded to the Bl-ltish consul at Now York or other port of arrival , to bo paid to the party On landing , and when It is presumably certain that ho will no longer bo u burden upon the revenues of Great Britain. Two cases of this kind recently came to the knowledge of the immlirration olliclals , and it is the in tention of the Treasury department to deal summarily with all such iminl- jrnnts hereafter , and trout them as as sisted immigrants within the provisions of our statutes. SUN'ATOH WAsmiriiN of Minnesota struck a hornets' nest when ho intro duced Iho anti-option bill. There Is a irunorul uprising all along the line from Minneapolis to Duluth , and remon- trances are pouring in upon the senator from all quarters. One of the most vigorous protests comes from a leading grain dealer in Minneapolis , who makes the following assertion : Without an open market in which grain can b < j sold frouly nnd in unrestricted ( luantltlos it is my bollof that tbo handling ; of grain from the producer would bo so im paired nnd Interfered with and tno risk so uroat that the parties donlltid directly with the producer In self-protection would bo com pelled to mnko so wide a margin of difference between the present unco * at terminal mnr- Icots aud the prioo paid in the countrv that the producer would suffer , us against the present system of ilolnc- business , to an ex tent of not less than 5 cents no1 * bushel on the crop of wheat crown. I say this from our oun experience In the business nnd from our knowledge of whit wo prsonally would bo compelled to do if wo could not daily sell for some f Jturo time Iho grain purchased in Iho country , which wo are absolutely unable to move forward from the lack of trauspor'ation facilities this season. To Illustrate : W j buy today fu the country 70,000 ousholx of wheat ; wo only got cars to move 20,000 bushels , leav ing 50,000 bushels remaining on our hands Unsold and uuprotccteu , subject to u decline in values , or we must sell U for such a future tlmo as will enable us to pot It Into marlcot for delivery. Now , it would bo au Injury and lugltimalo business would suffer In" case of an abolition of an open market for tbo snlo of crnln for future delivery to an extent so great that the injury that mar possibly ari o from unlimited speculation would bo inslg- n ill cant In comparison. SENATOR CHANDMSU'S -requiring the owners of steamships to provide en larged space for emigrants and Bin- round them with greater comforts than are now accorded to steerage passengers will commend itself to all who are famil iar with the horrors of steerage passage. Some of the transatlantic steamship lines provide commodious quarters for steerage passengers , but the majority of them simply endeavor to stow away 1,000 to 2,000 human beings in space that scarcely affords breathing room for half that number. Ono of the most commendable provisions of the senator's bill is the requirement that every steamship or vessel that carries" passen gers shall have adequate provisions for affot ding light and air to the passen ger decks and to each of Hie cabins , compartments and spaces occupied by suoh passengers , and with adequate moans , appliances , machinery and power for ventilating the said cabins and compartments with their berths. A VERY curious feature of congres sional comment upon the president's Chilian message is the fact that in nearly every case the southern demo crats approve its sentiment and com mend ith slatcfamunship. while Jerry Simpson and a number of northern democrats like William A. Springes- treat it indecorously und show their partisan animus in discussing its f oat- urea. The southern democrat has al ways been the more generous of the two since 18(11. ( Dit. ChARKU GAi'KX belongs to tlio school of physicians who know how to got- free advertising without infringing upon the inhibitions of the professional code of ethics , SILICON plaster and liquid slating are closely related. This explains why Iho natural slating ordered for the Kollom school was completely outgeneraled by the counterfoil. As soox as Chili hoard that Brigadier General Colby and the Hrst brigade of Nebraska National guards were ready for war she surrendered at discretion. Tin : county commlsdonofH etui adopt no bettor rule than ono which shall provide for the publication in dolull of every claim allowed by that body. A HKARCHINU investigation of the Kollom bchool contract from , the - foundation tion to the tin roof would probably re veal some interesting facts. DIKKIIAUSKK of Omaha , 1ms" tho"Bot- kin brand of back boricHo ' may die , but ho will nut resign. Sulxtuiim v * . Shaili\r. Milwaukee hud the most froth , but Chicago cage had the moat body , N UHU for the Ktilft. Xtw Yurh Tdtynim , Chloapo's liability to water famines U not a thing to appall a douiocratlo'natlonal con ' ' " ' vention. I'm Up thu. .Slotir I'lty i It U said that In many DM Molaos retail stores tlicro 1 $ cnnudcuoucly displayed this inscription ; "Wo soil the following r > es Molues luadti gooas. Asli' for ttiuia , " The list In tbo caso"bf n grocery store Includes many nrtlclo < P ° tTho banner * containing the Inscription atj'jjijjoing put up hi nil the retail stores of the qittf by the producers' nssocln- ion. It shows loynltv. It proves the gonulnoness of t'ho ( toilro to build up homo manufacturing It's tha right Mud of n spirit. It Is exactly what tbo Journal has icon trying toJmpro.M on the minds of Sioux 2lty people. 'Our people nro loyal to homo Interests noj'lpooplo moro loynl but too much stress cnu'iot , ( bo laid upon this sort of doinonstriUlonltlt builds up manufacturing , tt oncourapojitho men. who have their money invested. It T makes nil the difference In the worlU' " If you fool that you linvo the 'sincere- , solid backing of the community , that every man Is doing nil bo can to sustain you and that at least your prusonca in business is not forgot ten. High .sounding resolutions on paper nro very nlco and olabornto organization may servo good purposes , but after all fine words butter no parsnips. How many compara tively small manufacturing' plants , employ- tig- from flvo to twonty-llvo men , nro there hero in Sioux City thntlf thoughtfully encour aged by possible local patronage would double nnd treble tha ntimbor of their employes within nyenrl A greater number than you fancy If you have uot Inqulrod into It. Lot It go out to tno world that wo nro the land of people who to a man stnnd by thojo who in vest their niouoy and employ labor lioro , that such nro absolutely sure of our patronage , aud that wlion manufacturers mnko their liomo here they got the homo market do this , and Is thoru anything that would bo moro potent hi inducing logtttmata outor- prlsus to como toust Other cities nro ngl- tntlng this policy , nnd why not wo I Iliiril to Toll U'liiilN Happened. I'rcmunt FVnfl. Some of the papers of the state have been claiming that young Mr. Hitchcock has embraced - braced democracy. Unruly 1 While It Is very true that Miss Democracy in this stnto Is small , ultemltinto aud spare wnlstod , as com pared with her political slslovs , any olTort of the spindle-shanked Hitchcock to cmbraco her would result much ns In the case of the 12.1-puund lever with his ItOO-poutid girl ; ho would bo rcqulrod to embrace an nrc nnd make n chalk mark and yet , while embracing her at pioccmoal , tuo outlying districts would free c outOh , no ! Hitchlo could not embrace democracy but she could onslly cm brace him. And probably that is "tho way the land lies. " _ Itonni fur .Murr. The poaco-at-nny-prlco party , formorlv composc-d of. Frances E. Willard. James CJ. the Oraco brothers of Now York , Nitrate Kinc North of London , and the Now York Board of Tiade nnd Transportation , hns received n recruit. The Single Tax club of Chicago has jolnua it. It now represents prohibition , womanly horror of bloodshed , political duplicity , the love of the owners of nitrate beds for their dividends , the cownrd- icoof Now YoHt < commerce and tlio moou- light theories 'of ' Ilonry Georgo. There is yet room for the groonbackors and the Koe- loy club. a , ' < _ Tliol oiully Stove. I'Mlulili ( > Ma Ilecnnl. A railroad w.rnolr near Chlca-jo on Friday lost was followed oy the cars takinc tire from the stoves ; nnd but foe the efforts of the un injured passoflgurs several persons might have mot with' 'tjuriiol'o ' deaths. Tho. very frequency of s\fcti \ occurrences seoins but to muKo railroad corporations raoro determined to continue n system of heating their cars which does not rjso above the level of the methods on a canal boat. Ainplcii'w .tnrlcnt City. L ' > Dt ti'nit Free Pivx * . ' With olactric and cahlo cars , steam thresh ers , steam plows and the prospective utiliza tion of mechanical motive power on the general - oral highways , what a tumble the market for horses nnd muloi must ultimately tako. Yet Detroit. loyally clings to cqulno transit and cannot be blnmed if horse 'dealers have to look for another job. Tint Thud's < il Southland , Hltihr-Dcmucnit. The Chilians , like all other somt-birbarous pcoplo , are treacherous , brutal and quarrel some. They are tbo bullies and sw.igeorcrs of South America. They are ignorant and vain , and their successes in conflicts with their neighbors have impressed them with the belief that they can whip the United States. Trulii tltu ( inns 1111 thn ICntmiy. I'mTimes. / . Republicans have enough on hand to keep them busy without quarreling among them selves. If they do up the independents und democrats they mav congratulate themselves. We hope the editorials in our leading papers will bo directed at the enemy. A t'olnt to lit ) Giniiil Mnntl He-publican candidates should not bo elected simply because they uro republicans , but for the reason that they are honest , energetic - . orgetic , capable and fit man. Nominating conventions should keep this fact In sight. thn Mm. n'liflilnatnn Star. Nobod can blame the dear girls for peti tioning tbo presldont'iiot to advise war with Chili. Even in these peaceful times there uro not men onouch to supply the fomlnino de mand. _ .1 M'.i.v t ) That nil Hmlio/zlm- Supposed to Ito Di'dil Still MICH. NewBauxswicK , N , J. , Jon , 20. A meet ing of stockholders of the Jamcsburg bunk , whoso cashier. T. Wilson Hill , has boon de clared nn ombcz/.lor for a lareo amount by Dank Examiner Stnuo , ln-oku up la the greatest disorder upon receipt of Information alleged to bo reliable , ttuu Hill is not cloud , and that a wax lisjuro was placed la the coflln which was believed to contain his body. Some ci-cflonca was placed in the story when the fac.t wiw recalled that no ono but Hill's immcdlAto family were present nt the Interment , A local physician had been called In when Hill was stricken with tha grip , and no ono was admitted to the sick chamber. When Hill's death was announced , but little tlmo elapsed before the body was Inlil In the grave. The rumor that Hill U still alive has boon lnt ( > lisllle < i by tlio report that ho has teen within the past few days on Fourteenth street. New York , In company with a woman whoso nnrno has boon clos'oly connected with bis defalcation. As Hill's Ufa was Insured for fJO.OOO n few days before ho was said to have dlod , the company's agent In this city was preparing to pay the claim. Now ho has announced that this will not bo done until satisfactory proof of death Is given. Tbo rostilt of the allegations Is that It las boon decided to open the grave and ascertain whether It contniu's Hill's bodv or a dummy. It U expected that this will bo done todnv. The local loilco of tha Koynl Arcanum Is doubly Interested In this , ns they allege that Hill committed suicide. If the coflln ronlly holds Hill's body , they may demand nn in vestigation to bo made to ascertain If ho killed himself. iiank Examiner Stone concluded his In vestigation into Hill's nets yoUardny. Ha found that Hill had stolen ST ! > , PJO from the Jamesburg bAnk. The stockholders nro to bo held llnblo for ? li,00 ( ) ever the amount realized from Hill's available assets. A vote taken by Iho stockholders on the question of bank continuance resulted In a tlo. Co.il I'riiduct Inn or Ki.u , 111. , Jan. Stl. Tlio toiith an nual report ot coal production In Illinois prepared - pared by the stnto bureau of labor statistics has Just bean issued for the year ending July 1 , IS'JI. ' Tlio output for the year , lB.Ot50.OU : } tons , is gimilor than that of any preceding year by : i2lSt > 0 tons o.f lump conl , the appar ent increase being much moro owing to the fact that the statistics cover nil ether prados. The nvcrago vnluatioti Is substantially the same as for 1SUO , the dliloronco being u do- clluo of I.U'J cents per ton. Hell TVIrpliniii ! Cusn Mxtousloii. llo'Tov , Mass..ran.JO. . Justice ( Jolt in the Unltod States court has granted the ap plication of the defendants , giving thorn to October I to nut in testimony in tlio case of the government vs. the Bell Telephone com pany. ft.tin TO in : Kf/.v.vr. llurald : "I'm so sorry. " said Mrs. I'arvitmi. h'ddln ? coed nlsht tn her guests after the reception , "that the storm kupt all our best pcoplo .iwny. " \Vaslilii5ton Star : Obosllv may ho no social dlsiiuiilltluiillon , but It Is undoubtedly bad form. Now York Herald : "I have just learned the diffuroncu boiwcoii a vase , a vans and a VM u/ . " u"Howdo vou distinguish thiMii ? " "Anything thut costs less limn .V ) cents Is a VIISL- , between 5J cents mid $7 Is a vulis , ON or J7 IS U V.-IU7.0. " Iildliinnpnlli Journal : "What do you knew about American Institutions , unvway ? " "Ameilean Institutions ? " rotifrtcu the an- ! nrohlst oruuir. 'I'm onu of 'em. " I A MTisauir MISHAP. I ll'ns/iliiydm / St'ir. . In a turbid yulii of humor he Injected wit ono I day. Ami ( to follow out the lij-iirt ) ) tried a liytuidor- | | nilchiy. Alns. for experiment ; tliroush seine un- j ! haupv slip I Ho hasn't yet recovered from its jinjusthetic grip. Now Voru Sun : Dlcps "If the coat ( Its you put It nn. " must bo an Americanism. l-'i ifs Why ? nizus It cort'iirily wouldn't have any ap plication tonn KnslHli-inauo coat. Now York Herald : The Court You wish to withdraw your nlTonslva statement ; that the opposing cnuiwol Is an : iss ? Sliarpe. Esq. I do. your honor. The Court in what giounds ? Shnrpe. ! : . ( ] . [ deem It Incompetent ntd Immaterial. Soinervlllo Journal : "And now Micro's the devil to p.iy ! " exclaimed the newsp.iuer inan- naer late tj.itunlay afternoon. And out of the cush drawer he took $ ! .M. Yonkers Ptutrsiiuin : Mrs , Grimsonboalc What Is a paste diamond , John ? .Mr. C'rlnisoiibunk Why , a p-isto diamond , my dear. IH one that they "stick" people with. Lcmls.vlllpConrlor-.Ti iirnul : Dr. Keoloy ap pears to be In bad o lur with the otlicr dot-tors since he irmo away the ns.ifn'tlda secret. Uloik Itovlou : Hu You Insist mi my got- t'lia my life insured before wo an1 oiuagodV fchu V s , even before you asU papa. News : French duels with the small sword are seldom Illustrated with cuts , uxi-ent In thn papers next nioriiliii : . Clilcaso Times : This crip has invaded Mex ice and there l < - a possibility Oat Gar/a may be caught bv sonietliliiii at fast. Auiiisla Chronicle : "Tno Girl Who Took Sly I'yo" Is the title of nn article. Hernumo iiuiHl have bcL'ti 'C'lnda. DK.tit TO TIIK l Iliintnn Jester. How deiir to the heart are tin jokes of our child hood , When Mad recollection presents them to view : The musty old Jokes that wo learned in tlio cradle. And every crliii jo' ' < e that our Infancy knew. Thu family jokes , and tlio Jokes In the uaiior. The Jokes that the men at the .stoic- used to tell , Tlio .illumine Jokes , nnd theJokoa of the , circus. And all the u'.d jokes tlmt wo all knew so well ; Those Jionry old chestnuts , UIO-.Q xrt//\y \ old c'licstnuts. Those noss-covored chestnuts that people still tell. Thorn's tluit , Joke on the fuet of the girls In Chluugo. And these multiform jokes on the mother- in-law ; Tlinn-.s that joke inelilstorle and antedilu vian On the bean that delights the Ilf.stoiilun maw ; Tlirro's tha joke on the man who calls np'for the kn.rliolo : The jnku DM tlio plumber's iinllmlto I e- li ; Tbn anii-i il Joke on the coy Kastor bn > ; nct ; The joke iireprlinovai on boarding-homo lush ; Those moldy old chestnuts. tlno worm- eaten elii'-itnuts. That best are described by a vigorous , And these other old Jdkcs. all too many to mention , That ueie hero on the unrth era the coming of man : Those toothless , decrepit , and uhrlvelod old rhostnnts ; All centuries old ere orontlun beznn , Tlinso Jokes cutaneous with old man Mo- IhiiMiliih , Which Nouh at night In tlio ark used to tcllr ' Those Kriiny old grinds that away back In Kdi'n. O'er A.Iain and Kvo throw their maslc.il spell ; These m\i vc-scentod clu-stnuta , those petrified rliratniits , Tlius4i L-OI ti-sy old chestnuts that people bill ! ml , J . Is Superior to Every Othei r. United States Official Investigation Of Baking Powders , recently made , under authority of Congress , by the Department of Agriculture , Washing ton , D. C. , 'furnishes ' the highest Uuf.horitative informa lion as to which powder is the besp , The Official Repori Shows the ROYAL to be a . cream of tartar baking pow der , superior to all others in leavening power luj iSff ' ) . ALL ARE COMING TO THE FAIR Oriental Countries Will Have Magnificent Exhibit ? at the Exposition. ITALY WILL ALSO BE ON HAND Itnlrs Already I'ornuiliitod lur tlio A tunil Department A Young Woman Artec 1-art nftlin l.uto Actor Cmc.voo Irmui : OF TIIK HUB , ) Iu , . , Jan. 2 I from Turkey , Kgypt , Algiers , Tunis , Mo rocco and Bulgaria the exposition managers expect to rocetvo n scrlos of Ititoreutltig exhibits. Dr. U.vrua Adler , special World's ' fair commissioner to ttio countries men tioned , has returned to Chicago after nn ab sence of fifteen mouths. Enoh of these coun tries , Commissioner Adler said , would , olthor through Us government , or prlvnto agencies , have special buildings of characteristic ) architecture on the Rrounds. Whou Mr. Adler was sent to the Orient his Instructions were to work up exhibits. This ho hus done , und In the spoclnl building to bo provided , ho -says , moro will bo , among ether things , artisans engaged In thu manufac ture of tbo different classes of products known in the countries they represent. The plan is to have the display niado in vlllacos , unit In some as high as llfty-six workmen will bo employed In illus tration of thu manufacture of uatlvo goods. The king of Italy has nt last ofllclally rec ognized the fair. A cablegram hns bocn rn- colved from Vice I'rosldout Uryan In which ho said that the kin ? had accorded nu nudl- encotoMr. Illgginbothntu nnd himself , and after receiving thorn with cordiality decided to appoint an ofllcial commission to the o.\po sltlon. It is b ° llevod that this will bo fol lowed by an uuproprlatlou from Italy , al though that country has for years refused to participate tn International expositions , do- cllnlnf ; on tbo score of economy. Chief liuchamin of the department of agriculture has Issued rules for the guidance of intending exhibitors at the World's fair In that danartmont. These rules have boon approved by all the necessary authorities. A rticlos intended for exhibition will bo ad mitted to the agricultural building on nnd after November 1 , 1893. All exhibits except those of a perishable character must bo in position on or before April 'JO , 1S'J3. Voiro- tables and ether perishable products will bo admitted during their season and may bo replaced - placed with fresh specimens , whoti found necessary , by obtainingasoecial permit from the chief of the department. A number of florists who make chrysan themums their specialty mot at exposition headquarters and talked about abandoning tbo annual crysanthomum shows all ever the country nnd holding a national show In Chicago cage In 18'jy. ' The horticulture building at the fair was thought to bo the most desirable place for the exposition. Claims to Hu Florence' * Daughter. A San Francisco dispatch received hero says : Miss Florence Hall will soon brine suit in the supreme court of this city to obtain her share of an estate left by the late William J. Florence , who died last November. The estate Is reputed to bo worth between § 230,000 and ! 00,000 , all of which ho loft to his wifo. The late Mrs. Hall reared Miss Hall with her own three airls aud ono boy. Hue told Miss Florence several years ago that sbo was not her niothor , but that her father was W. J. Florence , the uctor. Miss Hall was born In this city twenty-three years ago. W. J. Florence was here about , that time. Mrs. Hojl told her foster child that she would not say then who her mother was , but as sured her that Florence was her father , and oven wont so far as to showcbecks wbicn she claimed the actor had sent her for the sup port of Florence. Mrs. Hall , during the lat ter years of herlifo , kept a lodcmp bouso on Post street , between Kearney and Grant avenue , and Miss Florence lived with her as her daughter and wont to school. She as sisted Mrs. Hall in conducting the Iodising house and loft San Frnucisco about thrco years ago nnd opened a lodging house in Butte , Mont. She subsequently wont to Chicago cage , where she has resided ever slnco. Owing to tbo fact that 3110 has several rola- th-os in this city whom she does not wish to interfere In the" prosecution of her suit , her coming bora was kept secret. Tlioro is a striding facial resemblance between Miss Florence and the late Mr. Florence , and tboro is no resemblance between Uor and the Hall children. Killed hyu Drill Mule. Ill a siroat affray near the Board of Trade , J. F. Chcslor.a deaf mute employed at ndimo museum , cut the throat of John Casin from ear to oarsuvcrlng the jugular and windpipe. Chester declares that himself and a compan ion were attacked by Casin and two brothers named Grutcbson , und that the purpose of the assailants was robbory. ICIopcil with a Chinaman , Pang Yun , a wealthy Chinaman of Indian apolis , and Ida Norton , also of Indianapolis , anddauchtor of wealthy parents , were mar ried in this city last night. Pnng Yun has the distinction of being the richest Chinaman be tween Now York nnd San Francisco. The match was a case of elopement. Odds anil Kudx. John Chatlllon. of John Chatillon & Sons , Now York , extensive manufacturers of spring scales , told the council commllteo on judiciary tlmt ho know It to bo a fact that tboro was n trust among the scnlo men nnd thut the Fairbanks , Howe and Buffalo com panies wore its members. The llussoy Mnniifacturltiff company of 1'lttsburg begun suit In thn United Stnto * circuit court against the McCormick harvest ing machine company of this city nlloglngln filtigomontof the patent of thocomplalnant'ii mowing mnohlno. An Interesting light In HllgaiIon will probably bo the result in the complainant company has fought Wllllnm UecrltiR & Co , on the snmo ISMIO In the cast crn courts and upheld the patent In that suit. Mrs. Minnlo Stclubrochor , wife of Chnrles Strtnbrochor , the millionaire real estate owner nnd qimrrym.in of No , 21M Northwest ern nvonuo , thought Mrs. Ida ( Intel , n pretty widow , had alienated the nffoctlotis of her husband , so she called nml took a shot at her with n revolver preliminary to divorce pro ceedings which she sayn she will begin , Mrs , ll.ild was not lilt nud Mrs. Stolubrcclior was not arrested. Doctors SA.V the hydrant water Is filled with microbes of typhoid , of winter cholera aud of pneumonia , and unless it Improves or the people quit Its use In n raw stnto nt once , n terrible opldomla will ho upon the city. County Agent C. O. Williamson hns tin- nnrthcd a system of potty peculations In connection with the distribution of the char ities of his ofllco by means of which the conl Intended for the poor who are unublo to oven purchase fuel has been diverted to the bcno- lit of thtovos. Johnny Vim Hcost , the wicked llttlo featherweight , knocked out Jack Williams , Who had an advantage ! of twenty pounds tn weight , In n urlvateclub room on btutostreet , P The llcht win veiUiot from start to llnlsh and In the llfth round Williams was uunblu to ' hoar Iho call of time. \WMern People In ( 'lilrngo. The following western pcoplo nro tn the city ; At the Sherman J. H. Powers , Cornell , Nob. ; F. C. Ayer , Omaha. F. A , in nvii.n-io o.u.ifi.i. Atclilion's lutriTHt to lie Ciiurilcd by u Through Itun Prom Clilcns-o. Cme\no , III. , Jan. ' ' ( ) . J. l \ Tucker , fora number of years connected \ \ Ith the Chicago , Milwaukee & St. Paul road as assistant general oral manager , hns boon elected vice presi dent and general manager of the Chicago , Ft. Madison & Dos Monies. It Is proposed to push the line to DJS Moinus anil thence by as direct n route as uosslbla to Omaha. Thu execution of this scheme will greatly on- bunco tbo importance of the Atchlson sys tem by giving It n through line ooUvoon Chicago cage and Omaha. Nevertheless , it Is nsserted that the Atchison is not llnanclally Interested lo the extent of ono dollar In the now corpor ation. A director of the Ft , Madison road said today the line would probably bo com Dieted to the Missouri river before the end of the year. JIIIT s They I'orin an Association mid \VI11 Meet In Omaha Next Vnir. S.vx Fii\xctsco , Cat. , Jan. 2(1. ( The Ameri can Beet Sugar Producers association wus formed here yesterday with Henry L. Ovnnrel of San Francisco , president. Thomas U. Cutler , vice president , James H. Cofllu , secretary. Every boot sugar manufacturing company In the United States wus retire sontod. Thu object of the association is teen courngo the development of thu bcot sugar ludustry In the United States. Now beet bugar corporations will bo invited to Join as they may bo formed. Tbo mooting ad journcd to meet In Ouiaba January " 5 , IS'JM. All Tlicrc , ConimlKsloncr Diiiiiont ! OMAHA , Jan. 20. To the Editor of Tun BBK : Our now mayor can convert every citizen of Omaha to republicanism and Bemislsm by making it possible lo navigate without ploughing throueh mud. Mud has It uses and Its places , but .should bo Kept within proper limits. It should not bo used to decoratfl men's trousers and ladies' skirts , nor should It bo permitted to hide from view our line pavements , which have boon our boast , for which wo paid so roundly and which wo so constantly pray to bo nllo'wed to uso. It is u burning shamn that such a state of affairs should bo allowed to exist , compelling all pedestrians to do violence to their re ligious principles. Cleanlinn.ss is next to godliness can wo not moro nearly attain to the realization ot the Ideal I Surely there are laws enough , or dinances 'enough , reasons enough. Cleanly , inviting thoroughfares will affect us all moro directly , if not moro vitally , than any otlicr reform that might bo instituted. If wo have no power to accomplish this lot us surrender our charter and sink to the level of villages. But wo have the power and tbo mayor rep resents it. Will he do his duty } Ono hundred nnd forty thousand pooploaro waiting with bated breath for his roply. D. K. To T.yiifh Murderous Horne TliluvrH. KXO.V.VIU.E , Toun. . Jan. W-Yesterday ) in Clulborno county , near Cumberland ( Jap , Deputy Thompson was shot and Hilled by horse thieves whom ho was trying to capture. Ono of the horse thieves was wounded and the others were raptured und brought to Iho Gap , where it was reported early this morn ing a mob was about to lynch Ilium. Inundated u Town. Bittsnvs-K , Queensland , Jan. at. Town villa Is Inundated. A number of buildings have collapsed and railway trafllc is stopped. OWNING , KI & CD. S. W. Corner 15Ui ami Sts. Coming On the Run For those $3.50 and $4 pants that we marked down from $4 , $5 , and $6.50. We've o-ot lots of theme o in all sizes and every desirable color , Worsteds , cassimeres , chev iots , fancy stripes , checks , plains , almost any kind you want go at $3.50 and $4 a pair of pants. You can have higher priced ones for$6 and up that have been marked down from a higher price specially for this sale , but you'll be satisfied with the $3.50 and $4 pants. Now don't put off getting a pair of these pants until they're all gone. Browning , King&Co - Cor5th ' d Douglas Sts.