THE OMAHA DAILY BEE : TJMTH8DAY , SEPTEMBER 10 , 1891. THE DAILY BEE. R 1IO KWATKH. KDITOII. PUIlLMHttt ) KVKKY MORNING. TEIIM3 01' * .SIJllKOIIirriON. Pallr Ileo ( without Sunday ) Ono Your. . .I R M nitllrnnil SMimlujr. Ono Your . 1000 MX month * . B W Thrua Mtmtltfl . & Hnndnr Heo.Onn Yrnr . ? Hnturdiiy line. Un Yciir . J M Weekly Uev. One Ytar . CO OI-TICKS : f ninhn. Thu llco llnllilliiz. Houth Oninhii , corner N nnd Mill Streets. rnunnll llluiTX K I'ourl Htrrot. Uhlc-uro Olllro , ! II7 fJhiimlmr of Commerce. New York. Knmim IX Hand i.Trlhuiic llulidln ? Washington. .lti : Foiirt 'Uiith Htrnot. All communications relating to noTrn nnil editorial rnnttcr should bu addressed to the Etlltorlul Pi'purtniuiit. I.KTTKHS. All bnidncss Irttnrs nnil rfMiilttanpcs should heniidrrsaod to Tim Hen I'ubll.slilng Company , Omfl.hu. DraftH. clu-eks anil pnstolllcu orders to bo rnado payable to tlio order of tlio com pany. Tlic Bcc Publishing Company , Proprictira TIIR HF.E Itl'Il.DINO. 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In onlnr to frivo every romlor in tills Btato and lown tin ouportunity to kcop posted on tlio progress of tlio eainpalKti in both these stutus wo have decided to ofTor TIIK WKKKI.Y UKK for tlio balance of this your for twunty-ftvo cents. Send In your orders early. Two dollars will bo accepted for u club of ton names. Tun HKK PUIIMSIIINO Co. , Omaha , Nob. AT/rnouaii Jay Gould was proatly pleased with the west , ho returned to Wall street without buying it. CONTHACTOH SO.UIRKS baa spent about as much time if nothing else as his exasperating street sweeping bill was worth in pushing it through tlio city council. IDIOTIC pessimists m.xy frighten a few eastern loan companies out of this portion tion of the west , hut will utterly fail in stemming the tide of prosperity setting this way with irresistible force. THE lawyers' non-partisan state ju- dical convention was to have occurred at Lincoln today. It is hardly necessary to add that the non-partisan idea of the corporations and lawyers is a mummified corpse which nothing can galvani/.o into life. "MATCH MW8 man from Maine" is an alliteration which will sot a republican convention wild with enthusiasm in a second. Tlio domoorativo alliterative complement is King Klovoland is Our Kismet. Tlio throe Ms against the throoKs would result disastrously to the KB. MINNEAPOLIS Hour is not by any moans all ground by water power. Stoum furnishes the motive power which makes a very larjro proportion of it , and year by year the Mississippi river is depended upon loss and less and steam more and moro. Steam mills make exactly as good flour as those run by water power. JQUUNALISM has lost another valuable man in the death of Major ,1. M. Bundy , which is announced as having taken place in Paris. For several years past Major Untidy was the editor-in-chiof of the Now York J/ni'J aw ? Mxprcxs , and prior to that he had boon connected with the Now York 'JWuunc. lie was a clear , vigorous writer , and in addition to hia newspaper work had performed bthor literary labor of merit. Owing to Impaired health ho wont toKuropo some time ago , but derived no permanent benefit from tnq uhiinge. ITATA is the name of a boat which pravo the cruiser Charleston a lively ehaso from California to Chili. It was lee smart a skipper for the cruiser but surrendered nevertheless , much to the Inconvenience of the Navy and Slate de partments of this country. A great term of diplomatic indignation swept over the country and a largo sum of United States money wont into the buncombe pursuit and capture. It Is over , the Itutn belongs to the winning party in Chili and this country has con ducted the farce long enough to bo iroary of it and gladly to seize upon evonta which permit it to lot go of the Itatn. The llttlo ship will go homo and the American ihisco will continue the laughing slock of several countries. BALLOT reform laws have boon passed In twonty-nino states among which Arkansas. Maryland , Missouri , Tonnoa- jco and West Virginia nlono are in the lolid south. Delaware and Now Jersey ro the only northern democratic states which have joined the procession for honest elections. Now Jersey's law is u very poor adaptation of the Australian lyatoiu and that of Maryland la hardly worthy of a place alongside of these of nearly all the other states. The Cali fornia , Now York and Pennsylvania laws tire far from what they should bo but in all the other states the host Jcuturos of tl-o Australian idea are In corporated into the ntwH and friends of ballot reform may feel nneourngod to look forward to the time when all the states of the union will have thrown the tafoguards around Ihu ballot which experience - porionco tins shown to bo essential to the protection of Us purity. ton'A rx.i//vu(7iv / ( , The Iowa republicans have opened tliolr campaign , and it Is to bo presumed that they will from now until thu day of election wage the fight vigorously mid aggressively. Senator Allison was wisely selected to lire the first gun , and It npiwars to have boon loaded to the imiz/lo with ammunition of a most deadly kind for the democracy , When Senator Alllnmi talks three hours hols Hiiro to say a great deal of nn impressive character - actor worthy of serious consider ation by the people. Ho does not make hasty or careless or loose statements. Ha is a man of facts and not of theories. Among the public mon of the nation none is more trustworthy in respect of both his statements of fact and his opinions. What ho has said ought to command , and undoubt edly will command , the respectful and earnest consideration of the consti tuency which Senator Allison has BO long served with distinguished ability and unvarying fidelity. The opinion of these who are in a position to form an intelligent judgment is that the republi cans will bo succefsful. So far as national questions are concerned they have most decidedly the ad vantage. The democracy of Iowa is committed to tlio free and unlimited coinage of silver , and although Governor Boles is seeking to evade this Issue , deliberately made by his party in the expectation of drawing the votes of alliance and republican farmers who may have been inllueuced by the cry for moro money , the ro- publ leans will hold the party to the Issue and compel it to defend its po sition or abandon it and thereby ac knowledge its error and its attempt to mislead the people into the support of a perilous financial policy. There Is no quotation before the country of greater importance than that of the free coin age of silver , and the voice of Iowa will have great weight in determining it. If the people of that state decide this year in favor of the democratic party it will have * n powerful iillluenco on the side of free coinage - ago , because Iowa lias heretofore boon steadfast in supporting a sound and stable currency. Her people huvo not gone astray in manifesting a willing ness to try reckless and hazardous ex periments with the currency , and to dose so now would bo very olVeotivo against the maintenance of a sound monetary system. On tlio other hand , repub lican success in Iowa , while it might have no influence upon the next house of representatives , whoso enor mous democratic majority is vir tually pledged to free coinage legisla tion , would undoubtedly exert an influ ence upon wavering senators and would strengthen the national administration in its opposition to free coinage. These nro the considerations which give un usual significance , in n national sense , to the decision to bo rendered by the people of Iowa at the polls next Novem ber , and which subordinate local issues. Heforring to the tariff , Senator Alli son said that while the Mclvinloy bill was not perfectin all respects it was the host tarllT law ever enacted by con gress , and was proving to bo most bene ficial to the people. A perfect tariff meas ure , ono that would satisfy everybody and all interests , is simply an impossibility. Human wisdom Is incapable of devising such a law. The results under the Me- Kinloy bill justify the assertion of Sen ator Allison that it is the host tarilT law the country lias over had. Our foreign trade , both of imports and exports , has increased since it went into effect , as shown by the recent statement of tlio Bureau of Statistics. Tlio prices of many articles of common use , affected by the tarilT , are lower now than they were a year ago , as can be seen by a reference to wholesale price lists. By means of the reciprocity clause of the law wo have increased our foreign markets , and finally wo are dem onstrating to the world that the United States can have a fiscal policy of its own which other com mercial nations are compelled to re gard. The intelligent farmers of Iowa know that none of the evils prophesied of the tariff law have boon experienced , and they are not likely to bo misled in this mater by the free trade doctrines of Mr. Uogor Q. Mills or the well-worn platitudes of Mr. Horace Boies. The republicans of Iowa have nothing to fear from a full and free discussion of these national issues , and if they will but iorco the fighting on these issues they can achieve a splendid victory. TUB Avrno.v.iCONVKXTIOA : The republican national convention is worth all it can possibly cost to tlio city that entertains it. The week of the convention the oycs of the whole civil- i'/cd world are turned upon the city in which it is hold. For months before and after its date people are thinking and talking of It , and unconsciously but constantly linking the convention and the convention city together. Omaha is fortunately situated the present year for tljo furtherance of her laudable ambition to entertain the con vention. Four years ago but ono vote was needed on the Informal ballot to have given bora majority of the com mittee passing upon the question of loca tion. . Since that date wo have added f > 0l)00 , ) to our numbers anil increased our hotel accommodations very apprecia bly. Council Bluffs and South Omaha have also grown rapidly in that period and are ready and anxious to render us all the assistance possible , botii in secur ing and entertaining the convention. Our railway facilities are all that can bo desired. Our situation in the center of the union is greatly to our advantage , and the political situation is uncertain enough in these formerly republican prairlo states to make the national com mittee seriously consider measures for holding thorn in line in 1H'L' ) . In short wo go into the fight this year with more points in OUF favor than any other city which is hoping to bo BO- locted , and all that is necessary to our success is persistent , patriotic , intelli gent effort. The money question is of i-ourso to bo settled first. This can bo put out of the way In a week by Judicious work along tlio lines suggested by an enterprising firm which guarantees $5,000 of the 3100,000 needed as a convention fund , which shall include the money for constructing tin auditorium. Nineteen olhor business concerns in Omaha ought to step right up to the captain's ollloo and ninko up this guarantee. The citizens' commltlco is too delib erative a body for an undertaking re quiring prompt nnd cfllclonl personal labor. Lot the business linns of Omaha take hold of this nmttot , glvo the neces sary guarantees and work out the details of the fund later. Wo have only about n month or six weolt In which to ac complish our purpose. While regretting that the Iowa repub lican presi seem determined to force the tompuranco question to the front in the Iowa campaign in which so many other more important issues are at stake Tin : BKK cannot allow itself to bo misquoted to bolster up the cause of prohibition which unhappily the republicans of Iowa have "allowed to bo loaded upon them in their platform. The democrats are very shrewdly shifting the light to the torn- ponmco issue when really they are making a contest for a United Status senator , a gerrymander of the congressional districts , and the control of the logislatuto so as to onurt the Michigan electoral district law , and so steal a portion of the Iowa electoral vote in 1892. They cannot defend Governor Boles' Now York calamity speech and hence they , by the assistance of such intemperate - temperate prohibition organs as tlio Dos Moincs IfrgMcr , are silly forcing prohibition to the front , and are fight ing under its cover. The Ile < ii.\tcr , in its ill-tempered way , attempts to convince Tun HUE of incon sistency upon the question of high license. Answering the assertions of an Ottumwa journal , TIIK UKU of last Sunday distinctly denied certain state ments put into Mr. Hosowater's mouth , claiming high license to bo a fail ure , and distinctly avowed its success in Omaha , and stated that Mr. "Rosawater could not possibly have made the utter ances to the contrary accredited to him without stultifying himself. The Hcijis- tcr quoting this paragraph from TIIK SUNDAY BKIO attempts to show its in consistency by printing the entire article in the issue of the Friday preceding re lative to saloons within the two-inilo limit in which article the county athori- ties are severely criticized for their no.'Mcct in not collo'etiiig the licenses ac cording to law. Now , everybody in Omaha knows that the Slocumb law has been rigidly enforced - forced for years in this city and that the license paid by each saloon into the school fund is $1,000 per annum in ad vance. There is no question- whatever on this point and it is absolutely true that nowhere in this country is thn license law moro successful or bettor enforced - forced , and "nowhere are the evils incident to tlio liquor traflic loss numerous than in this city. " The Slocumb law as originally passed and as it remained for moro than ton years absolutely forbid the issuing of licenses within two miles of any in corporated city or village , but it omitted any penalty for selling within such a belt without license. As a consequence road-houses and saloons sprang up within the prohibited bolt and they ran alongjyear after year without molestation although attempts were made each ses sion to have the law amended to include th 0111. At the last session of the legislature the law was amended so as to uuthori/.o county licenses within two miles of any city within a county having a popula tion exceeding 150,000. This amend ment was passed to moot the situation on tlio outskirts of Omaha. It did not take effect until August 1 , of this present year , less than six weeks ago. The county authorties ! have been slow in its enforcement and have received and deserved the censure administered at the hands of THE BEE. There is no connection between tlio two articles quoted by the lleyistcr. There is no vaceilation in the coin-so of Tin : BKE upon the question , of prohibi tion and high license. There is nothing misleading to intelligent people ple in the two editorials and the Jlcijister will bo moro truthful than usual if it will have the honesty to acknowledge its error in pretending that TIIK UKE has boon pursuing'a "vaccilating course" to the injury of "both prohibition and high license. " TIIK IXIKIlHrATR COMMISSION , Tlio announcement that .1 udgo Thomas M. Cooley , chairman of tlio Interstate Commerce Commission , lias tendered his resignation , will bo received with great regret by all who are interested in the wise administration of the interstate commerce law. Judge Cooley has boon a member of the commission since its organization , in 1887 , and his appoint ment was a distinct recognition of his pro-eminent judicial ability. Tlio law provides that not moro than thrco of the five com missioners Khali bo appointed from the same political party , and the action of a democratic president in appointing Judge Cooley , a republican , for the longest term prescribed by the law , and his selection as chairman of the com mission , was the highest possible com pliment to ills ability. IIo lias long been regarded as ono of the greatest jurists of the country , eminent as an authority on constitutional l.iw nnd dis tinguished for a wide range of legal learning' . For a year or moro Judge Cooloy's health has boon much impaired , duo largely to the arduous and oxaoting character of his duties , and for a time ho was so ill as to cause grave appro- honslon. Ho lias not boon well since , and the necessity of having absolute rest and freedom from all euros doubtless explains - plains his resignation. It will bo diIll- cult to 1111 his place , though an equally able man is perhaps loss necessary now than when the work of the commission had to be organized and the machinery of the law put in operation. President Harrison will now have two vacancies to till on the commission , the other having boon caused by the death of General Walter Bragg of Alabama. The commission now consists of the fol lowing members : Thomas M. Cooley of Michigan ; William R. Morrison of Illi nois , Whuelock G. Yoiuoy of Ver mont , Augustus Sehoonmakor , Now York. It Is expected that the south will bo given a re pro * scntation on thh'iKimmlsslon ' , nnd doubtless - loss a democrat J1JI bo appointed from that section. TJjiu will enable the presi dent to select n.T'Mjstorn republican to 'succeed Judge ! { J"iJoloy , and there nro valid reasons wiiyJio should make the selection west df" tlio Mississippi. The grout territory Ro'ijweon that river nnd the Pacific count , with tin vast and steadily increasing transportation inter ests , is manlfe ty entitled to repre sentation on the Interstate Com mission , and tilt ) 'president , would have llttlo trouble InTithlinir Hi that section a capable and in till * respects fit man for that body. The high ehnractol1 of Judge Cooley , both for legal ability nnd integrity , has hud much to do with creating and maintaining public confi dence in the commission , and his suc cessor must bo a man rtbovo reproach and especially free from any corpora tion taint. K.KIT \ \ H'AS A UK. Out hero In Nebraska , whore the fake sheet is known , it is not necessary to say that a telegram under a Nebraska City date , published in last Saturday's World' Ifirnhl , containing an alleged interview with General Uussell A. Alger relative to tlio purposes of Mr. Rose- water's trip to Kuropowas recognized on sight as a miserable fake , without the semblance of a shadow of foundation. General Algor himself , however , cannot bo supposed to know anything about the newspaper or its methods , and therefore takes the trouble to write TIIK Bun , de nying the foolish story attributed .to him. For this reason , and becniiho the general desires to pl.ico his prompt di- nial before his numerous friends in this state , Wo make' room for the following brief letter : DKTKOIT , Mich. , Sept. 7. To the Editor of TIIK URI : : 1 have lust read with astonish ment the n'urlil-lleralil special ( luted Ne braska , September 4. So far as relates tome mo , it U utterly false. I saw no represent ative of tho't } \ > rld-ltcnM ; mailo no state ment to uny ono of mattars contained In ll.e "dispatch , " for 1 never hoard of them dir- rcctly or indlicctly until I read the article named. I cannot understand what can induce - duce a man to manufacture falsehoods of this kind , nor what a paper can pain bv publish ing them. U. A. At.unii. iVBH'OllR \ HKl'UHLilVA * 'flCKKT. The ticket nominated by the Now York republican convention is something of a surprise. There is hardly a candi date on it who had been prominently mentioned as likely to receive the nomi nation. But if not the strongest ticket that could bavo boon named it is a very respectable one. ' The candidate for governor , J. Sloat Fassott , has been active in republican politics for 'a dozen years or more , being fpi n considerable part of that time _ .prominent . in the state senate. Recently lie was appointed by President Harrison collector of the port of Now York. . ' . Ho is a lawyer , lias boon identified with journalism , and is a shrewd and aggressive politician. J. W. Vroomun , tlio candidate for lieu tenant irovornor , is well known in the politics of the Empire state and is a pop ular leader in his section of the stale. The other candidate : } , have all done good service In the republican party and are men of character and ability. Tlio convention was harmonious , and if the good fooling manifested shall bo maintained throughout the campaign there is good reason to expect a clean republican victory in November. THIS transraisBissippi congress will convene in the Grand opera house Octo ber 10. The occasion will be important to Omaha and the various local business organizations must see to it that the delegates are royally entertained. The Board of Trade and Real Estate Owners' association will bo wise if they act early and together in preparing an appropri ate programme for the entertainment of the visitors. THE Board of Education has passed a resolution prohibiting the marriage of school tonoliors during the school year. This is a work of supererogation on the part of the board. Thus far no teacher has doomed it necessary to take the board into her confidence in matters so strictly personal. VIloro Mnnuy is Miulo to Orilcr. Ulilcdjo Trllmne. Gold is quoted at ! I02 or thereabout In Bue nos Ayres , but there is plenty of papar money In the city. From an iilliiuico stand point Uuonos Ay res seems to bo a highly prosperous center of lluanco. ol' I'ro.spiM'ity. San /'VuiifM'o / Climnlcle , There Is a car famine at the oaat. This is a kind of fmulno that Indicates prosperity , as it means that there uro not onouph cars to haul the enormous crops of the farmers to market as promptly as iloslreil. Joe Xeliraikn Citu These who heated so long for reform anil d n the supreme court last fall must Uo particularly pleased with the nomination of Joe Hdgortoil for supreme JuilKO. Wo doubt If there is a-so-ualled liuvyoi- the state more Iticompotont for the position thau Kdgortou. I''nUSi ; ) Hard. St. hntliultibe-Democmt , Colonel \VobstolFIanaKnn } 1ms uecn ap pointed collector of disjoins at El Paso , Tox. Ttio colonel ran for governor of Texas last year , and , Hlto U'arnor Mlllor of Now York In 1S33 , ho "fell on la Wo of the breastworks/ ' Not only that , but wo nro sorry to say , the breastworks fell on top of him , to tno Beastly extent of about " < X > $ $ majority. j.u.i.v it.iy/ > . Minneapolis Triliuno : How often dooi Chicago propose to Draw on the govurnmnnt for f : > ,000.0 ; > < ) for Wprjd's fair expenses I This is not nn Impartlnnuttfiuostlon , for It Is qulto a spoil till U' ! . i j , | Koi-hoitor Po.ituDlfcpatch ; Wo can say , without the slightest hcwitntioii , that no atun : lonn slioiihl bu miido and wo may uda that the cheek of the Chicago poopio In atklng a loan , nftor the pledges tboy mailo la congress , Is monumental. ( ilouo Democrat : It U Htnted that Chicago will ask u loan of > ,000,000 from the United States for the World's fair project , but thuro is no probability that congresi will authorize the mo of the national credit In that way to the extent of a sl.iglu dollar. SnrliiKtlald Republican : Chicago hiu not fuitlllixJ its promises to subscribe sulllclont capital for the World's fair , and as a conso- q no n co the managers are now tu financial strait * ami propose to ask congress for a loan of $3,000,000to | help thorn out. Philadelphia Ledger : Chicago will have to modify the plans mndo for tbo World's fair buildings and grounds or face a serious financial Ulfllculty. The estimated con of getting the show ready to open Is f 13,1X10,000. , This Is too much , oven tbough the govern- incut should bo luuucod to contribute 15,000- , , IHX ) outright it will bo mi o.n ? matter to cut down thoco t nnd still maUo the Colum bian exhibition "tho preatost show on earth , " Chicago Inter Ocean ; Looking at the matter from n strictly bitslnos * . point or vlow , It must bo conceded that thU would bo n safe loan , There U every rjuicm to believe that the se curity Is lunplo. The chaticus are that the final round up will show a xvtilo margin of net receipts In excess of the amount named. Philadelphia Record : The nation it rich- has not the Con.mis Hnrcmi said in ami n beggarly fr > , UOOlOt ) ) for n world's fair of snuh tremendous lithographic proportion ! ) M that which U now Imminent at Chicago should strike thn hono.it citizen with a sense of sur- prlsn at the moderation of the managers. Lot them go on , nml fear not. Now VorlrTribuuo ; The world's fair managers - agors nro considering the advisability of ask ing congress for a loan of $ . 1,000,000. ThU ls the mild and unobtrusive wav In which the proposition is reported , but tno trntli would not bo severely wrenched , wo suppose , If the dispatches should announce that the man agers were convinced of the absolute heccs- ally of appealing to the national treasury for the sum named. I'.IKHIXHWr. . A voraoloiisnpnotlto for tolmcco In ovnry form Imperil * thn life of a riHlilcnt of llulllnz- hain , Minn. Ilu hns-smoliud and munchud the deadly weed for nearly too years. Omaha ( otincilmon are "talking under thu hut" for campaign t'lToct. "Is marrhiKO a failure ? " \Voll , nut-is not. O.I7.0 on thu crowded conditions of thu schools. OiillasN'ows : A ynnnit nmii cannot brldln th lUhtnln ? , but a married man can catch thunder. "llld you over known colonel to bo hon- ueeUoil ? "No : did you ? " "Yes. " "He must have been a colonel In a homo " "Uh.'no ! A kernel of i-orn. Henpecked ! You're out on a fowl. S o ? " Detroit I'ruo Press : "My dear madam , " said Detroit's chief of notion to a Jull visitor "don't you know that It Is an lmposslillll > reform a professional crook ? " "Hut ho'.s only nn nnntteiir. said the snod woman feelingly. "Do glvo thu poor fellow u dinner. " Anil tin ) hewltdermt olllelal hadu't unothitr word to say. .Iiidgo : The Conductor Th' fare-strap Rot crossed on th' signal strap , an' I'vo rung up a fnro nvory time 1'vu .stopped th' our. \\liy illrln't v r toll mo ? Mulvoy ( the driver , huuphtlly ) I uln't no hlunkiul bookkeeper. 'TIs s-.vect , Indeed , to busk In fragrant similes. Or Illrt with Idirlsitnlly In the sun ; Hut , oh ! how loiiuh to turn to worl < attain On that lilno day when thu vacation's done ; ! "Is this trim loaded for hour ? " "No. for fool * . I.iit It alono. " " Oh ! You want It for yourself ? " The chap who trli.-il to win a mUs Hy appunllnsc to her reuson Is much liss : IIko toiln : his bliss Than ho who ventures on a kiss Combined with guntlu siiiuuzln' | . Kleh'iioml Recorder : A turtle Is a lazy fol low , but no other fellow thinks hu has a soft siKip. To.xas Sift Inns : The man who keeps his moiiMi shut never h.is to : it any orow. Puck : Itrldal parties probably so to Niagara hucuuia a Itttlu u.xtrauush would not bu no ticed there. Columbus I'ost : The hunting season will soon bo here , when thn country stout will need a hldu about u foot thick. MOHK UKA.IHV 77/.I.V DYX.IHITR. Test of tlio New ICxplosivo Known ns Torrorltc. New Youiv , Sept. 9. General Abbott and Colonel Mordecay arrived at Fort liuinilton shortly after 10 a. m. yesterday and made a linal test of the new chemical high explosive compound known as terrorite. Holes were dus in the ground six fout deep ai the north western corner of the fort. A hollow shell of copper was then lilled with twelve pounds of the explosive and packed with cotton. The shell was then placed in the improvised pit and covered solidly with earth to the surface. It was exploded oy moans of an ordinary prime. The detonation was a long , muflied ono , without any smoke , but a volume of aartb , weighing fully a ton , was hurled through the air in almost every direction , rising to a hight of twenty-live to fifty foot. The enormous force of torrorito was evidenced - donced by tbo crater which it made around the pit , and which measured nearly twelve foot in diameter. The same quantity of dynamite or nitro-glyccrmo would not have done half as much dumago. Four shells wcro tired in all with practically the sumo results , while the wclgbt of the chtirgo was cbaugou la each instance. In addition to its greater destructive force the now explosive offers advantages hereto fore soucht in vain. It can bo handled moro safely than gunpowder , wt Ich adds to Its value in warfare. Its force can also bo regulated , arid It is claimed to bo at least four times as powerful as dynamite. Ter rorite is not affected by jarring or jolting , and sn its transportation iu cars or ships does not endanger lifo. Dynamite cannot bo relied upon after It has boon stored for a number of years. Tbo inventor of terrorito claims that its quality .vlU not deteriorate under any conditions. This of course is a matter of conjecture , as the United States engineering corps bus not yet been ublo to test tnis claim. Frequent changes of temperature , oven below the freezing point , do not affect torrorito to the snma exton * . ns dynamite , nor does it disinte grate in contact with iron , copper , brass , zinc or any other metal. Tlio cliief value of the now explosive is that it can .ho used for artillery purposes. U can bo safely fired with gunpowder from any rlflo or mortar. At the moment of explosion the shell bursts with greater force than if it were filled with ordinary powdor. Torrorito can also bo used in charging torpedoes or. submarine mines. A shell ot solid steel weighing 1,000 pounds thrown from a twolve- inch steel rillu and lilled with this explosive would not only pierce sixteon-inch armor , but woulct provo very destructive when its contents were distributed. Torronto is an American Invention. Thn Mnxloan government has purchased the right to use it both on land and water. Mexi can artillery olllcurs say they nro highly satisfied with the result. Tendered Diirliiiin'H OliI Placo. CAMDCV , N. J. , Sept. 9. The post of con sul of Sail Domingo , to uuccccd John S. Dur ham , the now minister to Haytl , has been tendered to William K. Powell , principal of the sixth school district of this city. Mr. Powell Is an Intelligent , cultured colored man , about ) yours old , nnd ho bus lieon in the scrvico of the Camdcn hoard of education as principal nlno years. There is no toucher in tbo city who is butter llkod or moro mil- vorsally rospoctod. Mr. Powell sajs he has not yet reached n decision as to whether ho should . accept. _ _ srottrs TO COXQUKK. " Across the Holds , one summer d y , Wandered a youth and n maiden gay. The fields wuro In green , the inaid was la liluo , Whllo the youth was in love , of sornbro huo. For this daughter of Eve , ns cruel ns fair , Hud driven her lever quito to despair , Of glances , nnd smiles , and words , she gave many. Hut of love or caresses she gave -not any. Soon to n stiln the pair draw nigh , And n glcum of hope lit tno young man's oyo. Dut no slcn did bo make , though glad ho might fcol ; Tbo maiden went first , and round turned the wheel Rut only half way , for this Riiltor hold Had entered it too , and fast did ho hold , Whllo ho suld to the maid , "Mot a step do you go Till you have paid toll for all my woo. " For a space , woman's wit and man's muscle opposed , Thov stood by the stllo , but , far from com posed. In dismay she gazed on her stalwart foo. Kotruatsho would not. Pay toll I Ah , not So , quick as a Hash , she stooped nud was gone , Away from the stlUi and the youth forlorn As for her captor alone on tbo lull , For aught 1 know hu may bo there stllU SITUATION IN LANCASTER , Forecast of tbo Domocr.uio nnd Republican Conventions , MANY POLITICAL WIRE WORKERS. ( Jrovor Clcvolniul Will Kocalvo llio KndnrMcmoiit of HU Purly In Uiicoln Plans of tlio Vnr- Ions Conililiintlon > ) . LINTOI.X , Nob. , Sept. 0. [ Special to Tun HP.E.J The feverish ofllco sonkor pays no at tention to the fact that the state fair Is now in progress , out Instead Is using every ofort In his power to secure the privilege of servIng - Ing the county or state , as the case may bo , to .say nothing ot making combinations for future purposes. Thij democrats of Lancaster county will put n ticket In the field , although the same old dissension exists , led respectively by Calhoun nnd McManlgal. The Calhoun element is in favor of endorsing ing the nominations made by the Indepen dent conventions , but the McManlgal-Uod- froy-Watkliis-Cooper-nourbon , olomonf believe - lievo in putting u full democratic ticket In the Hold. They refuse to bow to the dtv mnud of the Independents that they endorse Tlbbotts for the position of district judge , hut declare that they will nominate Instead of Indorsing him. This hulr-.sptltting distinction of nomina tion or endorsement is alleged to bo vital witlCthc independents Just now. After a careful survey ot the present status of democratic wishes the following conclusions are dr.uvn as to wh t will be the outcome of the struggle at the bourbon con vention. Jim Hubbard will bo nominated for sheriff. The position of county and district clerks will go to the country. Austin Humphrey will bo elected county treasurer. The oftlco of coroner will go to outsldo VlllllgU.-i. P. O. Casstday and S. .1. Tuttle will bo nominated for district Judges after the unanimous nomination of Tibbett * . H. A. Wniliuoro will bo nominated for county judgo. .Messrs. WurtzDorg , Allen and Cunning ham will bo nominated as justices of the peace. A resolution will bo passed endorsing ex- Prcsii'ont ' Cleveland , notwithstanding his position on the silver bill. Interviews with several leading democrats of Lancaster county reveals the fact that they have been reading the article by Andrew Carnocio , in thu Juno number of the North American Uovlow on "Tho A , B , C , of Money , " and consequently talto the stand that they now do. do.Thero There has been in this county n move on the part of some republicans to maKe a nonpartisan - partisan district judiciary. U met with favor by many at first. But when It was dis covered that the democracy desired the. solr.ction of a supreme Judge in the person of cither Irandy ) or Wakoloy the old stal wart republicans did not think well of carrying the non-partisan move to that ex tent. Hence so far as Lancaster is concerned , that intended arrangement can bo declared off. The republicans will nominate a full ticket. For judges undoubtedly , Fields , Hall and Woodward will bo candidates , though there is n move on the quiotto / bring out Police Judga Houston for the district bench. This is said to be a railroad move. Judge Cobb undoubtedly will have the naming of the stale delegation. Burn- ham will bo nominated by acclamation for his second term. Justice S. T. Cochran is in the loaa for county judge with the "Singing Pilgrim" Ike Lansing close on his heels. For county clerk John Dothlofs lends the van. For district clerk the fight is boUvoen Charley Wnito and Dave Harris , both staunch republicans from the city und A. M. UVimblo from the country. For sheriff Samuel - uol McClay will be nominated by acclama tion , it being his second term , though his tight is said to bo nt the noils , on account of n largo discordant element. County commis sioner mid coroner will go to the country , there boiuc ' numerous candidates. County Superintendent of Public Instruction Frank n. McClusky , t o present incumbent will without doubt bo ronominated , having given general satisfac tion the lust three terms. For justices of the peace , Justices J. H. Brown and C. H. Fox- worthy will bo ronominated and M. M. Star for tlio third. Resolutions endorsing the ad ministration and the Mclvinloy bill will bo passed with n hurrah. For constables ilrad Hingor and Ernast Humphrey will bo nom inated. 5l'nONAU ' > VS STECN. Mr. McDonald , architect of the Geneva re form school , was in the city today and lauirhod heartily at the remarks of John Stecn , superintendent of the bulletins , con cerning the alleged orders of that man that the defective { pundations ho removed. "Why , " saia McDonald , "it was on my written order that the defective foundations were taken out. And yet this fol low Steen Is trying to arrogate the credit to himself. I really don't ' care what ho says , but as his misrep resentations are liable to make some people of the state have a wrong impression ns to the nature of the work done I feel as though somebody ought to tell the truth about tbo matter. The fact is that he is no longer .su perintendent , although ho is drawing the salary. Don't look surprised. I mean that n superintendent would bo on hand at least occasionally , and I am willing to leave it to nny employe if , judging from the presence of Steen that that distinguished gentleman know anything about the building , much loss was connected with it In any manner. Yet I hurdlv know whether to feel indignant or amused at the remarks of this supernumer ary. ary."Ho has boldly declared that the Board of Public Lands ami Buildings had to appoint him to the position of superintendent be cause ho carried the Swedish vote of thu state In his vest pocket. When ho first made this declaration 1 supposed ho was in jest , but now 1 see that he really believes that the gentlemen of Swed ish blood in this state are waiting breathless ly to see what he commands and \vill then rush to ohoy his biadlng. What an Insult to the Intelligence of nny class of people. "What the erection of this building has to do with votes or Swedish people I do not know , but ono thing I do know the Board of Public Lands and Buildings accepted the plans I prepared nud ns architect I propose thnt n building bu put up according to the plnn.s. I don't care whoso prejudices uro hurt or Hchumos thwarted , I have u duty to perform nnd will fulfill It. " I'HTOI.H IV Cliritl'll. The Blue Springs Methodist ISpiscopal church fight has finally got Into the supreme court. Presiding Kldor A. W. Schenborirer of the Platte river conference in company with J. J. Poundor , F. Uitchey and ( J. W. Wliiund , trustees ofIon's church at Blue Surings. biougnt suit niminst Uov. J. P. Ash to oust him from the pulpit nnd to enjoin lilni from preaching any moro In that church. It appears from the story related in the or iginal complaint , that there have been some lively times In that church although no blood was shed ornnyhoilykllled. The peti tioners declare that on July l.r > , Ih'.K ) , Ifov. Dr. Ash was suspended from thu Methodist church and deprived of nil rights to officiate or cynduct tiie religious exorcUas of that church. Notwithstanding this tlio petitioners iio- clare that on July 'M , ten days nfu-r being fired , Hov. II. Ash , accompanied by Mrs. Sonroy unit Brother. * ninnehftrd , Crono. Ornftoii , Hltor nnd liftfns "with vlolont hatuls nml force limn nud there prevented the presiding older , W. Soho.iuorgor , from holding religious services or preaching nt said church ami Interfered with thn elder nnd the congregation gathered for the purpose of religious worship , from hold * ing such exercises , and threatened to prevent the elder nud Iho majority of the trustees from holding any rollirious exercises whatever. " Thu presiding elder declares thnt wlulo ho was rending out of the blhlo the defendant , accompanied uv his disciples , made great dlsttirbnnco and attempted to take possession of tha pulpit. There were shouts of "Carry the older out1 ! That some of Ash's friends lifted that ex- preacher Into Iho pulpit ami demanded that ho remain there. Tno elder continue * : "I saw that tlitiro was going to ho n regular incleo. I saw several pistols and the people finally ilrovo mo out of the church. " In the lower court the presiding elder lost the case nnd he has appealed It tu the su preme court. nurKKii \ SU'K. The Iron safoln the ofllco of H. Wnltcmmlo , 117 North Ninth street , was bunvn open by burglars last night. The discovery was made Inr lilck Helwig when 1m opened up the wholesale establishment this morning. The lusldo lining of the big door was lying half way across the olllco and pieces of what wns once a safe were scattered all over the lloor. The facing of thn door was nil thai was left of that useful contrivance. The fellows hai obtained entrance liy cut- tlr.tr out u pane of glass In a rear window. They horud a holu in the safe door close by the combination knob. The hole reached to tbo Interior of the lining , and a heavy charge of powder did the rest. A big cht cl ( n thu hiimis of an experienced mini speedily turned Inside out the cash box nml other compart * mont.s , but all the fellows got for their trouble was $ . " > .Si ) . The notes were loft be hind , but they took with them u Mivol Iron compartment containing the Insurance papers. This bo < c witli i'.s contents intnct wan found this morning by Watchman Boyd of the Burlinuton In a patch of wuods down on the right of way. The safe was worth about $100 , and Mr. Woltcmudo Is thnt much out of pocket. Thu safe was next to thu front window of thu establishment , and considering thu location and the numher of extra police now on , It Is remarkable how such u bold case of sato < 1 hlowlug could have been perpetrated. russim.Y A iiimsi : TIIIUF. Ofllcer Boh Mnlono made u casual visit to thu police station this morning accompanied by a half breed Indian who gives the nuinu of C. H. Boise , and is ugcd 111. Bolsu is sus pected of being the fellow who run oft M E. Smith's buggy nt Emerald Sunday titirht. Mr. Smith is iu the habit of going tii church twice a day , und by that means lest his hor.sn on the night specitiud. A girl living near thu ehurcti slated that she hud seen a fellow whose description Boise answers tu a dot , driving past witli the team. Boise gives his occupation as a tailor , but says he lias been puuiui ; iu his odd moments baling hay at West Lincoln. Ho is well known iu the city. I.IMCOI.N'S uooi 1.1:001:11. : United States Marshal Moltck arrested John Eekor yesterday afternoon on thochiirgo of bootlegging , Eckor was running a re freshment stand at the fair grounds with Mrs. C. H. Ulggs , but on Monduyhe got drunk and chased her away. Shu Immedi ately sent to headquarters und informed on him. lacker could not glvo ball und was sent to the county Jull. MAILED onsrns'u MATTIIII. J. W. Snowden of West Lincoln was bound over to the United States court In $ . 'll)0 ) bonds for sending nn obscene letter through thu mails. The letter was written to n man by the name of Nowhorry in Clnromont , Colo. , in revenge for an injustice hu had dune Snowdon. The latter acknowledged his guilt. onus ASD Kxt > 3. Henry Ell was up hoforo his honor , .Indira Houston , this morning on the change of hav ing snatched a pocketbook from Mrs , Martha , Turner , who resides at Seventh and It streets. Henry was sent up to the county Jull for thirty days and Mrs. Turner got her money back. A younirfollow coolly walked Into the house at 103 S sprout , occupied by a family named Brand , and stepping into thn room of iho head of the'iiiully changed his rather worn garments 1m ti ese he found therein , and then stepped iiit and away. Thrco women who were it. atMtl or part of the house snw him come In , but s loosed it was Mr. Brand , but when ho w5 without bidding them good-bye they mndo.11 investigation , nnd no- tilled the police , fcovmil olllcors dashed down iu tlio putrol ws.'on , and chased the fellow for a short distniu j S. Baker of SOU P . "root loft tils gold watch hanging up in his store yesterday afternoon. Some follow who was in need of time came along nnd hereafter Bilker wilt use a $2 clock to keep track of tlio Hying moments. Juinos I. Davis wants n divorce from his wlfo Martha , James has evidently forgotten in whnt year or month ho wns married , as the dates nru loft blank in his petition. All ho can romemher is that Judge Parker mar ried them in Lincoln. Ho tolls the court iu pink colored typewriting that Martha wil fully deserted him two years ugo , und ho wants to bo freed. The will of E. O. Wnlto , Into of Prairie Homo , was Hied for probnto this morning. It wns executed in June , l&.K ) , and witnessed by F. M. Hnll , L. M. Hooso nnd A. \ ) . Burr. Ho boqtionthos $ , > 00 each to his daughter Annie Laura nnd his son Edward B. The balance of the estate goes to his wife , Lomira A. , who is given ton years in whiuli to pay tlio children's legacies. If .she ro- murries , however , tlio legacies hecomo duo immediately. Work of thn Mining Convention. CIIKYINNK : , Wyo. . Sept. 9. [ Special Tele * gram to Tun Bun. ] Night sessions only of tlio mining convention are being held owiiii * to the fair. The meeting last night was hold at the capital. W. N. Nason , secretary ol the Omaha Board of Trade , mndo tlio open ing address. Ho spoke In n general way o ( the close relations which existed between Wyoming and Omaha und tlio Importance to Unit city of thn trade of this state. Ho was followed by ox-Governor Hoyt , who gave n L'oneral talk on tha mineral resources of thn state. J. C. Bnird took up the subject of manufacturing states and pointed the natural advantages of various sites. Ex-Sc-erotnry Morgan read a paper on tlio natural mid a buds of the slate and the glass making in dustry. lliiiuIiira'H I'rcHlilonlliil election. TKorumAi.i'A , Honduras , Sept. Jl. Thn presidential election which was held on Sun day was quietly conducted. No serious dis turbance at any part of the republic has been reported. Kuturns rucn'lvod from various parts of tbft country show that Ponciano Lolhu , the nominee of the progressive party , was the moro popular candidate and hl.i election ia assured. Borrilln , the candidatu of ttio opposition und socialists , was left fur in tlio rear by his opponent. tMimloror HangM HIiiiHnll'in Jnil. HAIITKOIIII , Conn. , Sept. i ) . Louis Lnuer , who was accused of murdering Mr. und Mrs , Bushenhagen ut Bloomflold last week , hnuuod himself lit his cell last night. Ha out up his sheet , made n roixi of it , fastened , It to the grating of the door and atranglod himself. IIo W.IH to bavo been arraigned In the superior court on the churuo of murdor. Vnuht on'cuim. Nitvv Voitif , Sept. II. A telegram from Nor folk , Vu. , announces tlio wreck of the steam yucht Jiilin , Captain Prntt , off the co.ist of Ciihn. She Is owned by I ) . A. Courtier of Chicago. All bunds were saved. Highest of all in Leavening Power Latest U. S. Gov't Report. ' V ABSOLUTELY PURE