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BWOIIN STATEMENT OK OIUOULAT1ON. htntoof Nebraska , ! „ , Countv of Douglas , I nr > George fl. Ttsolinek , secretary of The Hoe I'ublUiiliiK company , duos solemnly swear that the nctiml clreulnttnn of TIIK DAILY HKK for the weekending July 4,1SDI , wns ns fol- Siind'ny. .TnnoSS 20.430 Monday , Juno S9 0.447 Tuesday. JlinnKO M.MO Wednesday. July L. ' - " l" Thursday , July'- ' . 20.7jO Friday , July 3. W. ' * ' ( Saturday , July 4 ai.304 Average 27.O28 OKO1HJF. II. T/.S011UOK. Bworn to before me und Hiibscrlbcd In my presence this 4th day of July , 1M)1. ) 1M)1.N P. FEIL , Notary 1'ubllo. Etatoof Nnhrniikn , I _ County of Douglas , f " a Ocorpo It. Tyschnek. bolnc duly sworn.de- TIOHCK nnd snys tlmt ho Is secretary of THE HER Publishing cornpiriv. : Unit thu actual average dally circulation of TIIK DAII.V Itl.E for the month of June. 18W.vnslO.iOI : copies : for July. 161)0 , aiO22 copies ; for AiiRiist IhfK ) . 'JO.TMcoples : for Hopteinlier. ItOO , l.'O.STD eoplu ; for October , 1800 , 20,7f > a copies ; for November. IfcUJ , i2.1 copies : for Ice ) inber , I891. 2'I7I copies ; for January , 18H ! i'tU4 ( ! copies ; for February. IR91. ! Jfi.il2 : copies ; for Miircn. 1891,24na" > copies ; for April. 18UI , ZMKS copies : for Miiy. l ll.0,840 Copied. OiOKlK : 11. T7MC1IOOK. bworn to before mo and subscribed In my presence this 3d day ot June , A. 1 > . 1Mt. ) N I' . FBIU Notary Public. TIIK inoro closely the testimony of the defense in the nsylum investigation is analyzed the more inconsistent does it nppoar. Osf AHA is in dead earnest in her contest - test for the republican national conven tion. She is not only in earnest but confident. IT ivilit. bo not only gracious and proper , but a politic net to create a Twin City committee to work for the na tional convention composed of repre sentatives from both Oranhn and Coun cil Bluffs. So long as Cuba gives ua the lion's share of her trade wo shall care very little whether her custom houses fly the flag of Spain or the banner of this union. Annexation is not a possibility of prac tical politics. GOVKKNOU THAYEK is too old a. poli tician to bo Involved in potty pecula tions. Unless his enomles can unearth something more than embezzlement of trifling foes of $1 at a time , they had better go barking up another tree. RUMOK has it that the Pacific Short Line , Donald McLean's defunct enter prise , has been purchased by the Bur lington. The rumor lacks confirmation , but If it proves true Sioux City and the northern tier of counties will bo open to hearty congratulations. THE Tribune says that Minneapolis Is the only city making a , light for the republican national convention in onrn- ost. The Tribune will dtscovor its mis take when the vote Is tallied at the De cember meeting of the republican national central committee. HEKR GAHENST/Y would not have written his memorial to the pope plead ing for foreign prelates and foreign par ishes in America if ho had himself been American either by birth or adoption. His memorial clearly ehowe that ho has grown up under monarchical and not re publican intluoncoa. AMKKICA will probably harvest 525- 000,000 bushels of wheat this season. Tlio old world which is facing n deficit in the crop will need nil our surplus. The price will therefore rule compara tively high , and the gold which the old world has boon carrying out of Now York by the ton will start home again. THK fact that Omaha is 500 miles from the mines is no reason why a mining ex change may not be successfully con ducted in this city. The Oinulm and Grant smoking and refining conipaty buys iimnonso quantities of ore and sampling works hero would undoubtedly bring to this nun-hot numerous ship ments of ores to bo tented. A largo number of our citizens are practical mining operators and owners of mining interests. In enterprising hands an ex change can unquestionably be iniulo an Important element in the commerce of the . city. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ MA YOU GUSHING can make the board of public works n credit to his adminis tration by selecting n good republican to fill the place madu vacant by the oxplra- tlon of the term of ofllco of Major Purny. An honest , capable business man , free from cliques , contractors and corrup tion , one who has grown up with the city and has the respect of the com munity Is demanded. Ho can readily bo found. The mayor should send in his niuno and glvo Member Hgbort , a co- laborer who thinks moro of doing his duty limn of advancing private , political or corporate Interests. EMPKKOII WILLIAM goes to England In no good , humor. Ills recaption In Great Britain will bo ostensibly sincere and offuslvo , but at heart the visit is re garded with grave apprehensions. The English people look with no pleasure upon alliances which shall blow the Urea of hatred In Franco into Humes and make the dog of Russia gixml suspi ciously. Emperor * \Yi \ Ilium is not the absolute monarch of his touguo , and the relaxing-effects of the coming guild hall banquet , it is feared , will load htm to utterances which will make both Russia and Franco ill-unturod. 77/Ein nvrr is The state board of transportation must adopt a nclicdulo nf maximum frolght rates. Authentic ndvlces from the members of the republican stnto central commlttoo show that body to bo strongly in favor of this course. At lie mooting next week n resolution request ing the board to perform its plain duty In this particular will undoubtedly meet with favor. Tlio board has the authority to fix reasonable rates. This question has 'boon ruled upon by the supreme court. The pcoplo of the state demand that It exorcise this power. Tlio repub licans nro very much in earnest in this request. They wish the republican board to do its duty to the people , and show to the discontented farmers that the republican party is not indilloront to t'holr just demands. The board will not ignore the request of the state central committee. The board will find no serious obstacles in the way of establish ing a schedule of rates satisfactory to the shlppo sand yet not unfair to the carriers. A reasonable reduction" is all that'is demanded. No good citi/.on wishes to bankrupt the railways or in jure them. All that is naked at their hands is fair treatment and an oriuitablo adjustment of difforoncos. The Iowa system can bo adapted to Nebraska. The conditions are different mainly in degree ; otherwise they nro similar. The fixed charges of the railways are practi cally the sumo in both states. Given the same volume of tralHo the rates should bo almost identical for the same service. The Iowa method of classify ing the roads by their mileage earnings is fair and can bo applied to lines in this state. The rate per to" can bo fixed upon a not dissimilar basis. The volume of trnlllc in Iowa is greater than in Nebraska. The local rates should therefore generally bo by a slight percentage contage higher in this state than that. A competent rate man or intelligent bookkeeper can very readily es tablish a ratio which shall put rates in this utnto practically upon the same basis as in Iowa. The people do not demand or expect a horizontal reduction of rates. They only ask that the railways shall meet them half way upon the proposition for a schedule. If the board will adopt fair rates for the transportation of stock , grain , produce , coal , lumber and other heavy commodities , in which there is necessarily a largo interchange of tralllc , there will bo no further complaint. Stock , grain and produce going cast a'-o exchanged for coul and lumber coming west. A reduction of rates upon those commodltios will relieve the people very materially. In fact such a reduction would remove reasonable cause of com plaint. The people will bo satisfied , the board will have performed its clear duty and the republican party will deserve - serve and receive the grntitudo of the producers. _ _ _ _ _ THK HEAL KSTATK JlfE.V. Men who have suffered pecuniary em barrassment because of real estate speculations are prone to speak slight ingly of real estate agents as 11 those aggressive , forceful and useful members of every enterprising business commu nity were in some measure responsible for the disappointments of investors. It would IKS just ns reasonable for farmers to hold country merchants at fault be cause the price of e gs and butter in the city markets does not prove satisfactory or stimulating. The ' 'conservative" business man is usually loudest in his denunciation of the machinations of the real estate operators , though ho may sit in his bank at the same time quietly squeezing the otlioi- purchasers and making life a burden to the despised operators. The fact is , the real estate agents and dealers are the life of every prosperous city. They are the liberal contributors to public enterprises. When solicit ing committees for any public purpose are to bo appointed the bankers and steady going Jobbers and merchants are passed by and live representatives of the real estate business are chosen to push forward the work of collecting subscriptions , whether the object bo charitable , of a semi-business or public character. The real cstato agents are not the busy-bodies of the community , but they are the rustlers. Omaha and every other western city owes to thcso vigorous , energetic gentlemen about everything they possess in which special pride is taken outside of public improve ments. Manufactories , expositions , line buildings , largo investments by foreign capitalists , street railway extensions , now railroads and other similar elements in the prosperity of every promising commercial and population centre in the west can in nine eases out of ton bo traced to the genius of the real estate agent. In Omaha where this disposition to blame real estate agents for hard times prevails to some extent , it is particularly unjust. Although suffering keenly from the depression in all lines of business and often driven at last to desperation by the avarice of wealthy creditors , the real estate mon have persistently and successfully breasted the tide of misfor tune. They have taken the blunt of It while the moneylenders have hoard ed their millions and squeezed their victims into or almost Into bankruptcy. Through evil and through good report the real estate mon have gone forward advertising the city. Inviting and interesting capital , encour aging the dishoartoncd and proving their faith In Omaha by their good works on her behalf. No man In Omaha can justly speak n-lvorsoly of her real estate men ns a class. They have boon the very bono and sinew of her strength through the years of business adversity. They deserve the thanks of the com munity for their aptimlsm , their gener osity , their public spirit and their indi vidual enterprise. Times would have boon a great deal moro distressing if they hud abandoned hope and boon what interest gnthorora call "conservative. " TUB NATIONAL CONVENTION. Omaha and Council Bluffs are in the center of the union. West and north west of these cities are the six now states , Colorado , Nevada and California. Within twelve hours1 ride nro Minneap olis and St. Paul , But a low hours moro is required for the journey from Chicago. Kansas and Iowa are our nearest neigh bors. The hope of the republican party is in tliu middle and far west The party needs alt the states west of the Mississippi river that have hitherto boon republican. Missouri , Arkansas and Texas are wedded to their Idols and arc hopeless. The agricultural states which wcro solid for Harrison have suddenly veered from their course and nearly every one of thorn has given out signals of doubtful loy alty to their old comrades. The republican national convention must como westward because the hope as well as the danger to republican supremacy is hero. If the agricultural west and northwest is not saved the party will face inevitable defeat. Iowa guvo Harrison 31,000 plurality. The Dakotas were not admitted in time to vote for him but on their first state tickets they were overwhelmingly re publican. Kansas wont republican by 73,000 plurality , Nebraska , wns safe by 18,000 votes , and Minnesota rolled up a plurality for Harrison of .24,000. Since that election Iowa and Nebraska have elected democratic governors and Min nesota , Kansas and both the Dakotas have shown a decided loaning to the alliance movement. Montana and Oregon have democratic governors and even Colorado wavers a bit in its. allegiance - logianco to the grand old party. Here Is the danger to the republicans and hero too is their hope. The moral effect of holding the convention in the center of the alliance stronghold cannot bo overestimated : It inmt demand the consideration of loyal thinking republic ans everywhere. Those homo cities nro the center of nil the great east and west trunk lines , and the artorlos of travel lead out also to all other points of the compass. Omaha has in the Coliseum building A hall ample for the accommodation of from 8,000 to 10,000 pcoplo. Adjacent buildings nro available for committee and delegation meetings. Oinaha has practically no competitor for the con vention except Chicago. Minneapolis is in dead earnest to secure the prize , but her geographical location is not suited to the particular occasion. If Chicago does not capture the convention it is morally certain to como to Omaha. Chicago will be in the midst of its world's fair jam. Its hotels , al ways crowded , will bo ovorllowing and all its moans of transportation will bo sufficiently choked with people , not to speak bf the heat and dust incident to midsummer in the great city. Chicago cage is of all places the least suited to the convention of 1892 , even if there were no grave political considerations , making it necessary to go farther wcsl. Omaha and Council Bluffs have all the hotel and other facilities necessary to the occasion. All talk to the con trary is silenced by the facts. If wo can entertain the Methodist Episcopal gen eral conference for several weeks we are abundantly nblo to accommodate the convention throng for a few days. The convention is ours if wo expend the proper effort in the right direction at the opportune time. SCHOOLS FOIt THE IIL1ND. Among other interesting statistics fur nished by the census bureau bulletin are those pertaining to educational and charitable institutions.Wo have llttlo conception of the munificence and extent - tent of our public charities or of their growth. The unfortunates dcniod the light of day and the beauties which roach and influence the soul through the eye have In all times boon the objects of especial pity. No faculty is so essential to our idea of rational enjoyment as that of the sight , and none of the world's unfortunates are so justly entitled to the consideration of their morofortun- nto fellows as the blind save those in whom reason is dethroned. Since the year 1820 great progress has boon made in the methods of instructing the blind. The asylums and institutes for their education have grown in num ber and Importance until now there are 82 in America. . The Parkins Institute of Boston was established , in 182 ! ) . The Yow York institution in 18111. Since these dates etato after state has opened institutions at public expense until now no blind child in America need bo deprived of the com forts which como through the knowledge imparted by instructors whoso lives have boon devoted to the noble task of opening avenues for thought , notion and remunerative employment to persons who have no conception of sunlight , color or form. Today in the 27 public institu tions which reported to the census department , 2,031 pupils are instructed at an annual cost of 3575,073 exclusive of expenditures for buildings , reaching $100,000 inoro. The per capita cost at these 27 schools is $210 per annum exclusive of buildings. In 10 years the number has increased by 800 , not showing that blindness is on the in crease beyond the natural growth of population , but that facilities for the care of the blind are added yearly. Probably there nro 350 in the live schools omitted from the census report or 3,300 In all. The Nebraska asylum was established in 1876. Tn 1880 , 21 pupils were in attendance. The number has steadily increased from year to yoarxmtil in 1880 , at the ditto when the census figures were glvon , there were 50. Of these 24 were boys and 32 girls. The current oxpondltures of the institution nro slightly in excess of 311,500 per annum. In 187o $10,000 was. in vested in the original buildings. The per capita cost , exclusive of buildings , in 1889 was $207 , which is below the average for the country at largo by $9 per capita. Some of the Institutions are very small. The Florida asylum has in at tendance hut five pupils , and that In Oregon but 14. The Ohio institution for the blind is the largest single school and provides for 283 pupils. That in Now York city has 240 in attendance. Of the 27 instituted mentioned in the bulletin , these in California , Colorado , Florida , Maryland ( colored ) , Oregon , South Carolina , West Virginia and Texus ( colored ) , nro training fewer pu pils than the Nebraska asylum. Ala bama has practically the mime number as Nebraska. Arkansas , Georgia , Illi nois , Indiana , Iowa , Koutucky , Mary land ( white ) , Massachusetts , Michigan , Now York , North Carolina , Ohio , Penn sylvania , Torijiwsoo , Texas ( white ) , and Wisconsin Imvo each a larger number than Nebraska tinder instruction. Now York has two usllums. In ono she edu cates 210 and it/tho other 12(1 ( , or 3(10 ( in all. At all thcso institutes pupils arc not only taught to road and wrlto by fooling and the ordinary knowledge of the public schools so far as is practicable with the grcjrt faculty of sight .xbsont , but all /Mvoii'Industrial / ' training. Many of them leave their instructors with useful ocjii\attoii3 \ learned whereby they are relieved from pauperism. KXTKNSION IN AMKHIGA. The subject of university extension In this country has boon under considera tion loss than four years , having first boon introduced to public notice by in dividuals connected with the Johns Hopkins university. The first experi ment with the plan wns made in Buffalo , N. Y. , where , according to a writer in the current number of Tlic Forum , Prof. Adams , it was entirely successful. Sub sequently the experiment was Introduced at Canton , O. , at St. Louis , and nt Baltimore , mooting with uniform success. Prof. Adams states that the idea of university extension in connection with Chautauqua wns conceived by Dr. J. II. Vincent dur ing a visit to England in 1880 , when ho saw the English lecture system In practical operation and his own meth ods of encouraging homo reading in growing favor with university mon. The first definite American plan , showing at once the aims , methods , cost and history of university extension lectures , was drawn up at Chautauqua by Prof. Adams in the early summer of 1888. In No vember , 1888 , the first public announce ment was mndo of the plan of extension formulated by Mr. Seth Stewart , the main idea of which was the pro motion of courses of reading at homo und in social circles , along special lines , under the direction of competent professors. Many classes were formed according to this plan , andover ever 1,000 teachers in Brooklyn and Now York pursued definite courses of study under good guidance in 1889-90. The success achieved has been notable. Prof. Adams says the American field for university extension is too vast for the missionary labors of any ono society or organization. The eastern univer sities and the state institutions of the west and south , ; as well as the agricul tural colleges hroughout the country , have fields , nl their own , which no iissooivtipii ( of middle mon can work .half so well. These fields are white to the harvest , but the laborers are few. The regular profes sors cannot fctfupon long missionary journeys , and-Irof. Adams suggests that a staff of university extension lecturers should bo train.Q < l at our best universi ties from tholcpwn graduate students. This method of placing higher educa tion within tho. ceaoh of persons who could not otherwise obtain it , conducted upon the highest standard of university practice as far riS'it .can practicably bo applied , has hadjromarkablo success in England , but itr is noT altogether cer tain that wo * canlook , for equally great achievement in this country. Prof. Adams observes that the condi tions of permanent success in this coun try arc so different-'from these in Eng land that wo must look forward to the establishment of a greater number of illuminating centers. The state univer sities of Michigan , Wisconsin and Min nesota nro already in organic relations with popular educational institutions throughout wid'o areas and have only to utilize existing connections for the suc cessful promotion of university exten sion in the great northwest , and into this vast field will soon enter the now university .of Chicago. Manifestly the great success already achieved by this movement glvosit the very highest claim to the attention of educators and war rants the expectation that it will become in every portion of our country a power ful and invaluable aid in promoting higher education. IF IT were practicable to turn the Pa cific ocean or the Gidf of California into Death valley a climatic change would bo effected in the valley of the Colorado which would make that section the greatest health resort in the world. An inland sea or gulf covering 1,400 square miles in the locality named would tem per the heat of western Arizona and make the grout Salt River valley , of which Phounlx Is the commercial center , a very Vale of Rassolns. The soil is productive , the climate somltropical , the atmosphere dry , but the temperature - turo is almost Intolerable in midsummer. An arm of the ocean extending to the westward would bring needed moisture and reduce the evaporation , besides car rying to the plains the cool breezes of the salt soa. Not many years ago a plan was proposed for tunnelling under Pilot Knob mountains a few miles above the head of the gulf with the express pur pose of filling th.q great depression. It would coat millions , but it would bo worth almost any sum which could ba told in six THIS most { nerve on earth is that which tuufcains and directs the Standard Oil'"cfimpany. ' Not satisfied with its comprutli American monopoly , it is now reaclilMlg out with every pro.s- ' ' poct of success ff'r ( ) the control of the pe troleum trndon.'of the old world. It has senators , congrw inon and governors in America. PorMaps in the not distant future it will rinh kings and emperors in Europe. > * NKW Yoitict , ) | convicted her "Jack the Rlppor" of'inurdor ' In the second de gree. It will now bo in order for Now York to smile uoroiioly ut the London police who have thus far failed to locate the ( lend who originated the hideous se ries of crimes and adopted the infamous alias. On the Hun. Cincinnati C < mni < Tcl < i7U ( ? ( ( , The yellow Oog in Ohio politlot is on the run with an Amarlcnu-mado tin can tied to his tall. 1'ropnrntlon Tor Marriage. Nfie Ynrlt Mvtrttter. A sweet girl graduate belonging In Iloiton Is paraded as having duva'tod her whole high school , or college , couno to "preparing her- lulf for mnrrlairo. " And this was her method : She took course * in lltcruturo , philosophy nnd other studies , her biographer nys , "which would teach her the best methods of thought. " ID these thought-teachers the study of political economy was prominent , and nho was graduated full-Hedged to floor her husband mid hU friends on any topio thnt might como up tn everyday talk. Now wo go In for the "higher odticntton of women , " just now no much tnlkcd of , and tor tno very highest , but ospocl.il devotion to po- htlcftl economy nrowodly ns n preparation for mnrrlngo is Ilka studying Sanscrit for the sake of raising spring chickens. If , with other accomplishments , this sweet girl grndunto had ncijulrcd some knowlcgo of housekeeping , cookery , private as well ns po litical economy , nnd the hundred things that would make n happy homo for her husband ns well as for herself , she would have bean much moro thorough and complete tn her preparation for marriage. A Domoeratlu Annex. .1/imr / ! < ! ) > Juuninl. What Is the nllir.nco party fort Is It to ploy the cntspaw for tUo democrats I The authors of n plan to hold n democratic con clave In Minneapolis Imvo distinctly stated through the Times , a democratic paper , their intention to tnko the nlllnnco party Into camp nnd , by giving the nlltanco party n sop or two , to use the nlllnnco vote In electing democratic congressmen nnd the democratic electoral tlcliot. A Flush Tronsnry. Cincinnati Commercial Gazette. Instead of the bankrupt treasury which the opposition press has been predicting , the llscnl year will close with $ . " 0XX ( ) of available funds on hand , with which Secretary Foster will begin the business of the now year. If nny government paper has boon protested for non-payment , the country has not hoard of It. A Parndiso i'ur Sporting Ktlltors / 'mi ( i. CUti Star. Journalism In Chili Is now classed ns extra hazardous. The only newspaper mon who nro not in danger of death are the sporting editors , and they only because they are nat urally looked upon as bigger men than Ualmacoda. Scnnonnhlo Advice. Krw Yarh Sim. It is wise to refrain tram talking overmuch about the warmth of the weather , or think ing too deeply about It , or groaning ever It. It is wise to keep as cool as circumstances will permit , and glvo the mlud to the duties of Hfo. Political Milk Wocda. St. / ' < ! " ! ( ' < . The tamers' alliance in North Dakota bava put some good things into their plat form , but it docs not look nt this distance as if there wcro any ravenous demand for pro hibition and woman suffrage in that quarter. Wns It nn Oversight ? St , I/oufa ( Jlotit'Demoenit ( rep. ) Did anybody happen to notice in tno pro ceedings or platform of the lown democratic convention tbo least indication of preference for Cleveland I Varicolored Journalism. . Journalism in Now York has reached such n high piano that the pcoplo up there refuse to read a paper printed in loss than seven colors. _ _ PAtiSIXtf JEirTS. Drooldyn Llfo : Mnuil I'd liato to think that you d throw yourself at Fred. Mamie Whjr not ? He's a iiood cutch. The Portland , Mo. , police court record the other day was ns follows : Thrco men , for driiiilcenimsu. fined &I cuch : one snmll boy. for ptavhiK b.ill In thostroot. * 3. And this In the nutlvo land ot the Maine law ! Tlin glorious Fourth Is past nnd gone With all Its usual noHu. Llkowlso ROIIIU nrnih , Icga and oars From olt our darling boys. Washington Post : "I suppose , " said the young woman , "thnt yon college boys huvo lots of ndvuntnres ; you Imvu Imil a number of close shaves , I'll warrant you. " "No , " ho replied with n blush , "nothing but haircuts ns yot. " _ Senator 1'offor nilds a now terror to the heated term. He announces that ho Intends to visit every stutu In the Union before fall. A HONO OP FOLI.T. ailldrtd HowMa , tn St. Nicholas. On n tlmo thoughtless Folly stole Wisdom's grave book. And sat nil day turning Its pages ; Her can und her bauble slut irally forsoolc , And behaved like thu wisest offices. So Wisdom btwin like her nilmla to dress , And her manners have alt grown so Jolty , Tlmt now when you moot them yon never cnn ir u ess" , , AVuloh Is Wlsdom.and which one Is Folly , The moon , effulRont In th sky , Full many n-fnll-gont doth espy , Hut snyh not a word , thu sly , old elf , He knows what It Is to bo full himself. Washington Star : Wife : "You're scolding all the time at me : how would/ you like to bo that African king with 3.000 wives ? " llnslmml : "I'd like It to n dot Ho can out > ll tnolrho'idsoff ntu moment's notice , If they don't suit him. " Detroit Free 1'ress : .lack ( to tin. Id friend ) Ask her ask her , man ! Ask her tonight and find out ! Jim lint suppose T fall ? Jack ( In Macbeth altitude ) Screw your courage up to nil to the Interrogation point and vou'll not full. Now York Toloitrntn ! Lnnllnrd Rut yon painted my wife's mouth wide open ! Van Daub Kxactly.ou particularly re- iiuosted uhpouklng likeness. NATUIiAI. ( IAS I'ORSV. I'tUtliuro I'o t , Moon spoon ; Klsb-blUi : I'ap scrap : Fun done. Now York Herald : 1'lpkln Johlots Is al ways bowline because he can't raise the wind. It Is u Htniidlnc co'uplalnU 1'otts llavu you known him Ions ? I'lpkln Yes ; when ho was n baby ho howled for the same reason , Washington "tar : The man who Imsn't a pull will never bo a successful dentist , Teacher ; "Johnny , does u hen He an ORC ? " Julumlo : "No , nm'in : the uronory man lies ; the hen lays. One Is fresh and the other Isn't. " _ Sninorvllle Journal : "Onn't you give mo some assignment'/ " asked the trump reporter. looking for work. "Isn't them something I can KO write up ted ay V" "Certainly. " Kiild the business mnnngor cnuiiuously , "You may RO rlijlit up six stories If you like. " . Til Mi NI'JIL M.V . .WI 'felt. Alice .Ifdinl Kwell In St Nlchnliu. They'd all sat down but Bess and mo , 1 nurol.v thought I'd win. To lose on such an easy word , It was u shame nnd sin I \Vo spelled the longest in the book , The tmrde.it ones right through , "Xylography" and "pachyderm , " And "gneiss , " and "phthisic , " too. I spelled "ImmallcabilitT , " "I'noumoniB , " It was fun ! "Phlebotomy , " and "zoophyto,11 Koch long nnd curious one. Then teacher ravu n right queer smllo When Hess spelled "aijuarello , " And backward quick , she turned tbo loaves , And then she gave out "spoil. " I'm sure I never stopped to think About that "douulu 1. " It seemed like such an easy word ; Hut ono can uover tell. " " I It "S-p-o-l , spelled And how they nil did laugh 1 And teacher said , "I think , my dear , Too easy 't was , by half. " Now , Bessie wns not proud nor mean , She said , "No wonder , Jane ; For wo wcro thinking of big word * , You'd spoil It rlfc'ht. agula. " I'm glad tlmt it wns Hess who woo , And not these others. Well I If I dlil miss ona llttlo word. J showed that I could spell. tlKtttt CAIIK\HI.V'f > VIIRSI JR. Denver Now * : Such scheme * nro vorjr fnr from representing the Catholicism of the United Stntai of the Cnthollc latty of nny na tion. tion.Knnsas Knnsas City Times ! Herr CMionsly may menu well , but the Cntbolto archbishop * , bishops and priests of the United Stnto * are fully competent to tnko care of their charges nud to provide for now comers without the nsMstnuco of subjects of Kaiser Wllholm of Germany. Kansas City Star : In forestalling the con flict between church nnd state , which nny attempt on the part of the church to preserve race distinctions in this country would surety Involve , the pope has manifested much sagac ity nnd shown hlnnelf the true friend of the Rront religious organization of which ho Is the head. Chicago Inter-Ocean : If the I'ropnRatuln do uot see fit to chuck Herr Cahcnsly and his American confreres In tbo use of lancungo so significant nnd treacherous as this , evidently the Catholic church is entering upon u peril ous course , and one which , tf persisted In , ts absolutely certain to metaphorically split It up tbo back , In America nt least. Boston Globe : Cardinal Gibbons' rejoinder - joinder to the Belgian misrepresentation as to the policy of the American hierarchy toward - ward Immigrants of the Homnn Cnthollc faith who speak n foreign tnngungo 1 torso , pointed nnd convincing. No untenable the ory was ever demolished moro effectively than by tbo cardinal's nrrny of American facts. I'hlladelphln I'ross : The otittro project was and is baseless from llrst to last , nnd there Is not n Jot of proof thnt th'ls nttomptto split up the Homan Catholic church In this country Into organizations based on Immigra tion wns over even considered at Komo ; but the plan has done good servlco by demon strating a strong national fooling In the church throughout the United States. St. Louls Uopubllit ; Many thousand Prus sians have thus become n part and n vnlunblo part of the American nationality. But Mr. Cnhensly Is uot one of them , nnd it is to bo hoped thnt ho will never attempt to become ono. IIo is tocf dellciont In brains over tosuc- ccod In nny nttouipt ho might make to be come a part of the American nntlonality the only ono that bas any right to n voice In the politics of America. Minneapolis Tribune : Herr Cahonsly's schema of isolation with enforced ignorance of our language , laivs and customs , will not bo kindly received on this sldo of the Atlan tic. It isso manifestly Impracticable nnd impolitic thnt , m duo time , llcrr Callously will propably receive an Intimation from the pope that it were better to lot well enough alone. English is the language of the United Stntes , nnd nhvnys will bo. Denver Republican : The pope could ndopt no line of policy which would bo moro injur ious to the Roman church in this country than the ono which Herr Cahensly recom mends. The Americans would resent tt. Among tboso who are not Catholics it would make the Homau church very unpopular. It would look like a continuation of much that protcstants Imvo said to the effect that the growth of the Horann church is a menace to American Institutions. Chicago Post : Next to the principles of religious independence there is nothing upon which tlio people of this country nro more united than in opposition to foreign Interven tion In the affairs of this nation , nnd this extends - tends to ecclesiastical ns well as to civil gov ernments. And there are no more earnest opponents of Cahanslyism than are to bo found in the Homan Catholic hoirnrchy in America , of whom may be named Cardinal Gibbons , Archbishop Ireland nnd Hlshop Spalding. Chicago Hcrnld : It is no part of the bust ness of a scculnr journal to concern Itself with the religious interests of any class of the people. But when Herr Cahensly at tempts to replant forcignism among portions of the American people who have voluntarily cast it off , Herr Cahensly becomes a proper subject lor consideration ; nnd when Herr Cahonsly , in pretended zeal for religion , makes statements thnt nro in the fnca of fnct nnd history , Herr Cahonsly must nccopt the consequences of his assumption. Minneapolis Journal : The whole schema is an outrageous assault upon the union , upon American institutions. That any set of men in Europe should dnro conceive such a pro gramme is astonishing , But it is perhaps well that the conspirators have unfolded their plan. Already the loading ecclesias tics of the Latin church in this country have denounced the Lucerne scbotno as a base conspiracy. No loss out-spokon is tbo lead ing clerical association of that church. St. Paul Pioneer Proas. Herr Cahonsly needs to bo warned that the American pcoplo will tolerate no foreign interference In the affairs of this country , nnd no schtmio which looks to making nny such foreign interference possible ; that they do not propose that any foreign power shall ha\o nny Influence what ever in this country , and that in pointing- out this ono incidental feature or effect of his plans ho has outraged und insulted tbo pa triotic sentiment of the American pooplo. Chicago Tribune : It is unfortunate , bow- over , for this well-laid scheme of the secre tary of the Aruhnngol Kuplmol society that the pope himself In u letter to Cardinal Gibbons bens declares ho never will concede to thu demands made upon him. Leo XIII. is nn astuta old statesman as well ns Pontiff , nnd ho 1ms had the sagacity to perceive thnt if such a scheme wore attempted it would bo confronted not nlono by American protestants - ants of nil sects but by the solid raulcs of the- Irish nnd American Catholics of the second nod third generations , and that tliu outcome would bo complete dtscouilituro of the bold scheme. I'nrcwll to Mnry. An English paper has procured from Mrs. Mnry-Andorson-Navarro u definite statement of her future plans. To n reporter of this paper Mrs. Nnvnrro said : I have bought a house hero In Tumbridgo Wells , nnd I Imvo not tha slightest intention of over noting aualn. I have retired forever. Forever Is n long word. But If forever , then , forever faro the well , Mnry , THK JlKnn.T , t < J.41XHT QVl\\ Washington Post ( rop. ) : Sonntor Quny d quite willing to reform the republican part ; In Pennsylvania , provided no Is allowed to do thu reforming. Now York Times ( mug. ) : 11 Is plain thnt , tilts man Is nblo to illct.Uo terms tn the most prominent loaders of the party. How can ho dottt What Is his hold upon thorn I Why do they not dare to throw htm overt Washington Star ( rop. ) : Jt would seem thnt Mr Quay's ' defense of himself In tbo sonata has not protected tils reputation to nny consldor.iblo extent , but hns milled momentum rather to the opposition already existing to his ruloovor his party. New York World ( dom. ) : Iti brief , do they feel the dltgrnco of Quay sufllcloiitly to put astdo tlio ndvnntngo of tils slcllt and tin. scrupulousness In the next national election , or only suniclontiy to desire his elimination from Pennsylvania politics because his no- ttvlty Imperils success there I St. Louts Globe-Uomoernt , ( rop. ) : It will bo no use for the Pennsylvania republicans to depose Quny from leadership unless they abolish Qunyliiu nt the snmo tlmo. Thnt ti to say , they must not only overthrow the big boss , but nil tbo llttlo bostos whom ho 1ms created , or who show nny disposition boro- nftcr to do tils bidding. Now York Commercial Advertiser ( dom. ) : It is too late to say that Quay must bo re tired , The moral tlmo for ttmt wan when bis dishonesty wai unearthed. Even the po litical tlmo for it wns when the crcatura ho forced upon the party wns ignomtnloiisly boated nt the polls. Thnt ho Is still tn power negatives the assertion thnt tils methods arc opposed to those desired by the rmilt and Ilia of the party. Chicngo Herald ( dom. ) : So long ns Matt Quay won victories for the republican party In Pennsylvania ho was not interfered with. The defeat of his creature Dclamntcr Insl fall caused some of the faithful to waver In their support of him , nnd the present movement - ment by several hundred prominent Phlla- dclphlnns Is duo moro to the conviction thai the party cannot win with htm in command than it is to any scruples ngnlnst his well known bad character. Washington Post ( rop. ) : Yet the necessity of change of tactics , n now dop.irture , a gen eral cleansing up nnd disinfection must ho apparent to many republicans besides tlio Phlladclphlans whose names are attached to the circular , nud it is well to sot the people to thinking in time. If Pennsylvania is to beheld held in the republican line for ISWItcan only bo done by harmonious counsels and thorough organization. Otherwise the disaster of 1890 is likely to bo moro than duplicated. Philadelphia North American ( rep. ) : Tlmt there is Irritation nnd antagonism to Mr. Quny In the republican party It did not need this pronunclamonto to determine. Thnt this feeling has already diverted many votes wo assume thnt nil men know. But thord -V nro some grave nnd positive charges con tained in this address , which , however ex. cusabl.v they might bo circulated by partisan malice , should never have boon subscribed to by the men who sign them unless they nro willing to do moro than assort them. If none is moro easy to provo than the assertion that the vindication of the porsonnl and political char.ictor of Mr. Quay wns the only issue Ip the Inst cnmpnlgn the reverend nnd other signers will find themselves in n nasty pro- dicamont. / CAM'SHfitxKTS. . . - . Backbiters have long tooth. r Sharp words make moro onomloa than wrong conduct. There is Joy in hall \vhonovor' mon lese their self respect.'n A head conversion uovejr'taicos the mean ness out of the heart. You can never break a cow of kicking bv kicking back atraln. " The man is mo-tt useful to the devil who is most In love with himself. A fool Is n man who lives in n house with nil the doors nnd windows shut. When you want to IInd n coward hunt up the man who kuows ho is wrong It takes some pcoplo n long while to IInd out that poor health is not religion. About the easiest thine some people can do is to make themselves disagreeable ! There Isn't a line In the bible where God has promised to mike a loafer happy. It is seldom that a woman gets religion 4 * enough to love people who do not ornisa herr " baby. r "Know thy&olf" is good ailvlca , but "know about your neighbors" Is the general prac tice. tice.Tho The man who does no good xvith his money will not got vary much good out of it him self. self.Many Many n man who thinks ho can move thi world changes his mind when n hornet gets after him. It is hotter to so to bnd hungry onoo in n while than to get up ovorv morning head over hnels In debt. 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