r THE DAILY I'IIITOI : - TFUMS OP HUllSCIIlnON. Pnlly Ilco ( without HiiwlaylOno Year. . . $8 CO Dally nml Sunday , Ono Vcttr. . . . . . MM Hlx tnonUiM . 6W Tlirrnnmntli" . . . SW Hiiidny lite- , Ono Vrar . ? W Weekly lice. Onu Yoar. . . 1W omc-ns : Omnhn.Tho Jlcft lliilltlliiK. E-oulli Oiniitin , C'oincr N nml Kill Street * . Council Itluirs , 12 I'otirl Slrcot. Chlcauo Ofl > iit7'hnnilH'rof : Opmmrrrp. New York , lloonn ia.14 nml i : > , Trlliino ) llulldlns Washington , 6IU ronrlct'Utli mrcuU Allrotnuitinlcfttlnn * rotating to nowi Mill rflltorlnl matter should IHJ addrc od to the Udltorliit Uppartiiiunt. ( JlUSINKSrf . Alllnnlnrnloltri' * and icinlllancrnhoilM bo nddri".ed to Tim Hoe I'lilillsliinc Company , Oniiihu. Draffs rliccU * nml postnlllro nrdors to bo miido imyuljlo to tlio oruur of tlio coin- imny. The BeePoblisliii Company , Prooriolors run IIKK _ . . ; INT : ov CIUOUI.ATION. . btntnof Nolir.iMia . , I. , County of DoiiRlai. f _ Oroipo It. TrschucK , secretary of TUB HER ruhll nlnc roinpnny , ilooi M > | pinny ] w < inr that the nctual circulation of THK IiAii.r Ilsn Tor the wcolt fncllnj ; April 18 , 1KJ1 , was as follons ! ( itiulny. April 12 W. 0. ' . Monday. Ap.il . III 2-MI07 Tncsclav. Ap-llll " " " - . . . April 13. . Thnrscl.iy . , April 10. . . 1'rlclav. April 17 Baturday , April 18. . , . AvornRO . 2JI.5U ( OEowjr H. TZPOIIUOK. Bworn to hpfnro mo mid ni.hscrlliocl . In my presence this Ibth duy of April , A. 1) . 1S91. N. 1 * . I * Kir. . Notary Public. ftntp of Nnbrnslca , I County of Poiitgl.ifl . , \ Ceorpi ) II. Tzichurk , bolriKiluly sworn , ile- roses und * .uys that ho Is aeurcturyof TIIKIIEE : J'uhllhhl.iE . company. that the actual avoraeo chilly cl.rulntlon . of 'J'liK IMli.v HIB : for the mouth of April , IB'.O , 0,504 copies ; for May , ] MX > , 20.1M ) copies : for June , ISlfl , 20iOI coplonj fet . Ttily. lift ) , 20.CIU coplm ; for Aueust , 18'JO ' , 10 , TM copies ; for fccptcmbcr , 1600 , Wb70 copies ; foi OctoljiT , JfOO. l"0fO cop'osj ' for Norrin- I/or. / 1CT , 12,1'lfl copies ; for December , I'M ) , Bi.471 copies : for January , ifui , sjs.MG copies ; for I'cbruary , 1SQI , 2.VH2 ropln ; for March , IMMi 24,0 ( > . " > copies. GKOHOK II. lY.SCIIUCK. Fflorn to 1 uforo me. and subscribed In iny r rescuer. UilsIlUdny of Ajull , A. D. . IK'll. N. I' . I'm , Notary Public. IF Tin : Italians of the country do not abandon the stilloto and the vendetta I hey will decimate thcinaolvos. TKXAB would pr'vo ' President Harrison a majority it the election wcro hold today. Texas wants a few moro millions for deep water harbor * . THE northern democrats In the next congress will number 127 and these from the south 117. Novoi'tholoss , the Bpoalcor will como from the south. BIT\VIIM ; : taxes and the senatorshlp Mr. Calvin S. Brice of Ohio is losing a yood deal of money. Tlio supreme court of tlio etato has hold him to bo in debted on back taxes In the neat sum of 648,000. ACCORDING to the Iowa Homestead the southern nllinnco was originally formed for the purpose of controlling the cotton crop of the world on the trust idea , and is n , democratic side show with which the Iowa alliance cannot fratornizo. OMAIIA and South Omaha , banks not jnombors of the Clearing IIouso assocl- ntlon not only stand in their own light by remaining outsldo that organization but by tholr withdrawal they make the comparison of clearings from week to \vook show to our disadvantage. TALK is so fearfully cheap In Omaha. This Is ono reason why so much of it is wasted in schemes for the benefit of the city which novcr materialize : The ad- Vortlslng committee recently appointed lit a general powwow participated In by loading citizens has not.yot hud a moot ing. THK survivors of the Sixth Massachu setts infantry were warmly received in Baltimore on Sunday. Thirty years ngo they were also warmly received , but the cordiality of tholr reception Sunday wipes out of mind the peculiar warmth intending that first visit to the Monu- Vnontal City. AMERICA honors tho. secretary of utato ns eho honors no other American citizen , but she fools as if his son and iinmcsako is not a representative Amorl- l-nn and takes no pride in the attentions paid him In Europe. Personally ho Is probably as good as Albert , prlr.oo of "Wales. This is no compliment WITH a National Farmers' Alliance , the farmers' alliance and industrial union ( southern alliance ) , the Farmers' Mutual Benefit association , the Grange and the citizens' alliance working in harmony the old parties would face a combination very hard to overcome. But there can lo no concert of action among these dis cordant elements so long as ambitious demagogues are striving to rldo Into prominence and power through their in- 11 u on co. SOUTH DAKOTA Is n young empire. Already the signs ot returning prosper ity are to bo HUOH on every hand. Arto- plan wells and irrigation are solving the problem of crops without rain , and Wyoming and Iowa coal are accessible nnd combustible enough to keep Its oltl- ( tana in all walks of life comfortable , whatever storms inny como. The Black illlls is n steady producer of wealth and consumer of agricultural products. The immense grazing areas have made thou sands prosperous and other thousands Ixro coming to cover them with stock. Hallways are penetrating her valleys nnd mountains and immigration is set ting toward her vast unoccupied regions. A PAi'in : bolstered up by rank per jury will not hesitate to resort to any trick or perversion of the truth for car- Vying on Us systematic imposture. Wo nro not in the least surprised at the ttudaclous falsehood by which the World- Jlerald socks to impose upon the South Omaha licensing board and the drug- plats of that town. It is not likelyhow- bvor , that the licensing board of Soutli .Omiihn will tnko the Worhl'lfmihVs Barefaced assertions in preference to the plllclal statement of th i Omaha police ; tommlsslon , certified to by its secretary nnd under its seal , which declares that { Tim UKI : having the largest bona fldj i Circulation In Douglas county , Is entitled Jo the publication of all applications Jfor license. THE CtlOt' Advices regarding the progress of planting ! Indicate an Increased acreage this year in wheat , corn and other grains. There are good reasons why the farmers of the country should do this. Tholr prosperity and the general welfare depend largely upon good crops , nnd there 5 * no danger of an excess. If it bo possible to produce too much food it is not probable that the country can do so this yoar. No wise farmer will pormtt a fear of over-production to pre vent him from utilizing all the acres at hid command , and any who dose so will bo very certain to regret - grot It , for there Is most favorable prom ise that the demand for the products of American farms for the next year or two will bo largo nnd the profits of agri culture generous. This promise comes from two sources. The outlook in Europeis that the crops will bo shorter than for a number of years , while n bettor demand for our food products in South Amorlc.i is nssured. If war should talco place in Europe within the ensuing year , and many intelligent students of affairs bo- Hove It to bo Inevitable , there would bo an enormous demand upon the United States for food supplies , but with pesico maintained there Is every reason to expect that the demand will still bo larger than for several - oral years. It Is not possible to estimate how much of an Increase there will bo in tlio dcnumd for our brondstufTs from the South American states with which our government Is seeking reciprocity , but if tbe-io ortorts are as successful as it is hoped they will bo , the demand ought to be very considerably Increased. The surplus of food products In the country now , according to careful estimates , Is not more than sufficient to moot the de mand until the next harvest , and its ab sorption will assure good prices for the new supply. The conditions all appear most favorable for the American farmer if ho will judiciously take advantage of them , There Is no largo surplus now , as there was for two or throe years before - fore , to depress prices , and there is ox- ctillcnt promise of : i greatly enlarged de mand from Europe and the countries south of us. The homo consumption will certainly not bo loss , but very prob ably more , in the year to como than It has boon in the past your. Such being the situation there can bo no question as to the expediency of increasing the crop aroa. There Is nothing so necessary to a revival of prosperity In the United States as abundant crops. If this shall bo reali/cd ovbry Industry will fool the 'impulse of renewed lifo , and the revival will in crease the ability of the people to consume - sumo and thereby add to the profits of the farmers. If tlio country Is favored with large crops this year , and at this time the indications are altogether promising , it will bo safe to count upon the succeeding two or three years as a period of general nnd exceptional pros perity. A great deal depends upon the farmers for realizing this result. OAKAUUff IIAILKOAD It is announced that the secretary of the treasury will issue an order chang ing the pYcsont regulations relating to the practice , of consular scaling of cars of Canadian railroads. Under existing arrangements merchandise in transit is transported over the Canadian railroads to points in the United States under con sular seals , and it Is alleged that under this system there is danger of fraud on the revenue. It also results In giving the Canadian roads , which are not under any such restraints as are imposed upon American roads by the interstate commerce law , a largo amount of tralllc that would otherwise go to the lattor. It Is this competition that is at the bottom tom of the movement for imposing re- restrictions upon the Canadian roads , of which the proposed action of the treas ury is probably but n beginning. This matter received long and careful consideration from the late Secretary Wlndom , nnd it is understood that ho had decided to Impose certain restraints and regulations upon Canadian railroads doing business in this country under the bonding system. It Is believed that the action now proposed to bo taken by Secretary Foster had been decided upon by his predeces sors , that Is , to require the examination by customs olllcors at American ports of all bonded merchandise arriving at such ports over Canadian roads. It is not the intention , at least at present , to Interfere - fore with the carrying of such merchan dise by tlio alien railroads , but simply to provide a precaution against fraud on the revenue , though obviously the otlcct must bo to embarrass and cripple the through tralllc on the Canadian linos. The examinations by customs otllcials will necessarily cause dol-iy , and this fact will lese the for eign roads business , however favornblo to shippers , they may make rates In comparison with these charged on American roads. It Is said that the de partment is also determined , sooner or ) later , to cut off the privilege now granted to the Canadian railroads whereby United States customs olllcoi-s are stationed ut dilToront ports in Canada ada for the purpose of bonding ana seal ing curs containing grain and ar morchandlho shipped from Chicago id other lake ports to the Canadian ports by vessel , there to bo roshlppod over Canadian railroads to points in the United States , compelling the loading and sealing of cars on American terri I- tory. This la urged as being also es sential to the safety of the rovonuo. While the first of these changes would Ids affect the Interests of western importers , the other would bo foil by the producers of the northwest who find material ad vantage in the existing system. The question is surrounded with serious diffi culties. The complaint of American roads that they are being deprived uiof tralllc under privileges accorded by the government of the United States to foreign eign corporations , which are not sub ject to the ibCO interstate commerce law , cannot fairly bo regarded as unreasonable , whileon the ether hand this Canadian competition Is hold to bo a great advantage to a vary lurgo body of our own people , who have stoutly protested ngatnat any interfer ence with It. livery year the connection between the railroads of Canada and the United States becomes closer and moro complicated , the latest instance being n traffic nllinnco between the Now \orlt Central nnd Canadian Pacific. Thus the problem steadily grows In mag nitude and the dllllcultloa In the way of its solution Increase. Senator Cttllom , who has given the subjoul great atten tion , said in a recent Interview that it Is unsurpassed in Importance nnd oxprobsod the opinion that for the protection of our commercial and trans portation interests wo must insist upon subjection of Canndln'n railways to the provisions of our interstate commerce law. Ho suggested that this might bo done by treaty , and a joint international railway commission formed to see that the law is faithfully complied with. Another plan suggested is to require Canadian railroads doing business in the United Slates to take out a license , in which they would agree to com ply with the provisions of the interstate law. There Is reason to believe that Secretary Blnlno is taking n great deal of interest in this question , and that ho nnd Secretary Fos ter are fully agreed , undoubtedly with the concurrence of the president , ns to the course to bo pursued. Disuoxusr \Vc \ are In receipt of the following commu nication from the business nmnagcr ot TUB OMAHA 13nu : THE OMAHA IlKH. TlIK ItKK I'llhllsliliiK Company , Proprietors , Dally , Sunday , Weekly. OMAHA. A prll IS , IS'H.-Mr ' 0. M. Hitchcock , 1'restdunt World I'uhllshiiiK Company , Onmlri. Nob. Dour Sir : Unless wo hoar from you hcforu the aith of this tnontli In regard to iho advance of thupilcuof papers dellvi-rocl In the city by carrltir ton IlKtiro obtained ny metropolitan dallies In other cities , wo Khali on thut day reduce thu price of Tin ; HKK , mornl.u . or ovonlns edition , to 5 cents pur week. Yours truly , N , P. Kuiu liuslucsi Manager. The calm nerve which our contemporary dhplays may Interest the public. Mr. llosowatcr has boon threatening the H'orld-Herald Tor nearly n year that ho would do something torrtblo If the irothl-lteraldvo- fused lo form a now.spapor trust with Tun Biu : in Omaha and ralso the subscription prices. Now ho has kindly put the throat hi writing and named a dato. The H'urltWIcrald does not bollovo In trusts on principle and decline ? to enter ono in practicp. Mr. Hoscwater's throat to cut his own tbroat does not alarm this journal. Wo only rofjret that the threat Is so moderate. Mr. Uosowatcr should RIVO bis paper away. Five cents a week is too much for it. Ho cannot hold nls subscribers at that price. Ho will continue to lese them , just ns ho has boon losing thorn lor months.'uiIdHerald. \ \ . There is room in Omaha for two met ropolitan dallies. Conducted on honor able business methods and fair dealing between each ether and the public they can both bo made profitable to tholr owners and of Incalculable benefit to the city and state. Their competition should bo confined to an honorable rivalry on their merits ; on the brains , ability and enterprise which their owners or man agers display In handling vital issues , and in the excellence of their facilities for gathering and disseminating the news. Of necessity there never can bo a radical difference for any length of time in the subscrip tion price of papers of the same dimen sion and general makeup. This has boon demonstrated time and again in ruinous rate wars that have invaria bly followed the attempt of ono pub lisher to over-reach the ether or gain an unfair advantage by glvo-away methods or cut rates below the cost of the paper , ink , press work nnd carrier delivery. Print paper , just like sugar , colToe and Hour , is n staple commodity that haste to bo paid for in cash. And print panor costs moro laid down in Omaha than it docs in eastern cities that are nearer the paper mills. I 1mvo always endeavored to give , Omaha the best paper that can bo produced hero with the resources at my command -for the least possible prico. That fact is patent to everybody who knows the standing of THE abroad and who takes the trouble to as certain the subscription price of leading dailies. After a protracted rate war , the Now York papers have settled down to the standard of two cents nor copy for every day and five cents for the Sunday editions , making a total of 17 cents n week , sold in the streets , without de livery. This Is the price of the World , Sun and Ttnics. The Now York Tribune and Jlerald are 23 cents par week now. The iVcni'iifPost / , six days a week , 18 cents ; Commercial Advertiser , six pages , six days , 12 conts. The Spring field , Mass. , Jtepublicun , six days ' , 18 cents per week ; with Sunday , 90 cents a month ; Boston Globe , 17 cents per wcolc , including Sunday , and ether Boston papers are higher. The Cleveland - land , Detroit , Buffalo and Plttsburg eight-pigo papers rnngo from 10 to 20 cents per wook. The Cincinnati Com mercial Gitzettf , 30 cents a week , includ ing Sunday 2.3 cents per week without Sunday. The Cincinnati Enquirer charges the same. The St. Louis Qlobe- Dcmocmt , 2o cents per week , The Chicago cage oight-pago dailies Tribune , Herald and 2'i'mcs , 16 cents a week ; Inter-Ocean , without Sun day 15 , with Sunday 20 conts. The two loading Denver paper charge 25 cents per wook. For moro than three years Tnu EVUX- INO BKK has been supplied by carrier delivery In this city at 15 cents , includ 1- ing the Sunday edition the very lowest price at which any oight-pago paper nnd 10-pago Sunday paper can or should bo delivered. When Mr. Hitchcock bought the Her ald , which had boon sold for 20 cents a week , the same as Tin ; MOIININO BKIJ , ho began a series of underhand methods which have over since boon steadily pur sued by him. Ho put down the price of the evening World-Herald and his Sun day oditiou to 10 cents a wook. 1'o bribed the newsboys on the railroad trains to glvo his paper proforoncogavo cut rates to newsdealernnd resorted to all sorts of disreputable moans to fester boycotts against THU i BKB among worklngmon nnd dh merchants. But in splto of all such crooked workho utterly failed to hold the democratic patronage of the Jlerald 10r the mugwump patronage of the 11'orM. To make up the shrinkage of his Omaha list , ho hud the town Hooded with frco papers , which were thrown systematically 1- ally and for weeks at a tlmo into the yards of private residences and into Bhopd nnd stores. Out of this free dis tribution and by the rankest of perjury Hitchcock has imposed upon local mor- chants and ( pi ign advertisers. And every wookDritwo after ho has dumped nnd scattered Broadcast thousands of papers ho boljlfy prints atatotuonts of pretended circulation. To put tin onQ | o such rnscnlly compo- tlon , 1 have ot/doat'orod several times to pot Mr. Hitchcock to ngreo nnd nbldo by a. standard subscription rate , such ns prevails In othercities. , This is no at tempt to cronto n trust , or to pool earn ings , or share profits. Nor do I desire to fix tv common rate for advertising. I nm not idlotld enough to propose to share the continuous losses of the World- llcrahl , which has never boon on a pay ing basis , nnd has already sunk ono- third of Hitchcock's inheritance. I proposoho\vovorto put nn end to the free distribution iinposluro by giving Mr. Hitchcock the choice of meeting a cut rate on local subscriptions or going to the wall with what is loft of his pay ing subscribers in Omaha. This explains Hulllclontly the object of the formal notice which at my direc tion was served on Mr. Hitchcock. And I nm in this fight to stay. Ho must either compete with THK BIK In n fair , open , honorable competition , ' or yield the Hold to somebody who , like myself , believes In paying good wages , doing tjood work and getting fair prices , nnd lot the rivalry bo confined to the quality of the respective papers nnd their ability to meet tlio popular demand. E. ROSKWATEK. HON. JOHN W. FOSTKU , who was sent by the government to Madrid to negoti ate a treaty with the Spanish government - mont providing for reciprocity between the United States and Cuba , has reached Paris on his return nnd may bo expected to arrive in this country within the next two weeks. It Is understood that the negotiations have boon entirely success ful on the lines prescribed by the presi dent , and there Is every reason to bo- Hove that the draft of the treaty which Mr. Fester brings with him will receive the approval of the administration , in which cn&o it will doubtless bo ratified by the son- ate. The fact that less than a month was occupied in reaching nn agreement . between the representatives of the United States and the Spanish ministry would scorn to show that the latter was easily convinced that our government had the remorseless logic of the situa tion on Its side. The Spanish govern ment had been fully advised of the fool ing in Cuba through petitions addressed to it by the sugar Interest of that island , nnd while it could have no just reason to suppose that the United Statcg would encourage a hostile sontimqnt'nmong the Cuban people plo toward Spn.ln , it could not mistake the fact that * n failure to do something that would cmi.plo thcso people to main tain commercial relations with this country wouloj' ' bo fatal to tholr allegi ance. Nothing lg .moro certain than that insurrection In' Cijbu would follow a re fusal of Spain to enter into a commercial arrangement with the United States satisfactory tp .jtho producers , and the result in nil probability would bo oitlyfr " annexation to this country or the establishment of nn independent government with American support. It is not to bo doubted that a full - appreciation of this situation of affairs by the Spanish min istry is the explanation of the prompt agreement on a treaty. ' 'It is another decided triumph for Mr. Blalno's di plomacy. SPKAKIKO about grain and provision markets calls to mind the fact that. Omaha ought also to bo a great dry goods market. There is reason to bo- Hove negotiations might bo successfully directed toward securing ono of the largo Chicago or Now York princes with a half-million or million-dollar stock of dry goods. It would greatly stimulate trade in all lines of jobbing and bo a profitable investment besides. BKKOUK calling an election to vote bonds for public Improvements , the council must inform the people definitely what is to bo done with the money. Tlio city will not agree to expenditures which benefit only a few speculators , though It will cheerfully vote bonds for necessary Improvements , THK alleged artificial cascade in Hans- coin park is to bo abandoned and something - thing moro artistic substituted The tofito of the park commissioners in taking stops to this end is to bo com mended , whatever may bo thought of their economy. MIL HAIITJIAN Is right. Omaha and Mr. Harrison are warm personal friends. Ho has a pecuniary and social interest in this city and Omaha has a patrlotio and friendly interest in the president. UNLESS the action of the street cleaning gang Is invigorated and inten sified , the president will find Omaha about as dirty as a decent city can bo on tho' occasion of his1visit. . OMAHA notes .with the utmost com placency the announcement tlmt the Pacific Short Line will In all probability bo absorbed by , th6 Chicago & North western system. TUB soil Is in capital condition for trco planting , and this Is another reason why Arbor day should bo celebrated by everybody who has no trco to his credit in Nebraska. EVKUYHODV ought to bo invited and is invited to participate in the reception of the president of the United States at Omaha May 13. > f Philadelphia's DlHcrliiilnatlon. Jleeonl. A Chestnut street tailor makes this distinc tion : "Pants $ J.50j Trousers S3. " A Diulu TniHt. Where are all the "danclnc mou" this sea - soul The ball rooms are full of boys ) Has everything masculine over twenty forsworn the waltz , of the Ijinv Comes High. The term of dlstrla court cost Weston county about $1,000. As the warrants are only selling for 75 cents on the dollar , the people who were forced Into attendance will rloso $750. Ttiero are two terms a year. Another such sonnco will bankrupt the county. Ono man who pleaded guilty was sent to Jail for ten days , however. The ruhllu'n Hlght , 1'httaiMtilita llnnnl. It Is n sign of the times that both Edmunds nnd Proctor think the people of the state should have a voice in the tilling of the Ver mont sontUorslilp. Ijook nn Though handed. Hero are three Illustrations taken recently from the columns of Now York German dal lies : Enumnnsthnushramlkatnstropho ( disas trous tenement house flro ) ; Ncapolltanclors- dudolsnck pfelfor guscll schnltsunlorstuUun- gsvorcin ( Benefit Association of Neapolitan Dacplpo players ) . Protecting American Preachers. SiirtnufltM lleiniljltcan , A frco Kospd received another stapgorniff blow In the decision of tho' treasury depart ment that imported sermons must pay n tax of ! J.T per cent. This , together with the pro hibition placed upon preachers Imported under contract , ought to have thn effect of raising the wages of the American clergy nil around. Mormon Sal That .statement made by the tithing ofllco to the nssossor wherein it Is shown tlmt the capital stock is ? 15,000 n year In frco will of ferings , the annual sales ? 15,000 , and the wages paid annually nroS18,000 Isa statement which n great many pcoplo in this country would llko to have elaborated. How an institution tlmt sells SI 5,000 , worth of stock n year pny.i $18,000 in salaries nnd holds up under that year after year is a secret which a great ninny pcoplo would Hko to lonrn. Wo think the treasury department of the United States would llko to get that secret. Wo do not know ot any business establishment in the world that would not lllto to know that se cret. How ? 18,000 can bo paid out annually on receipts of 815,000 , nnd leave no deficiency is a poser. There must bo a whole lot of In spiration about running n tithlug ofllcc. Edmunds' 1'utlrcincnt. \\'ttM\j. \ \ \ The resignation of Senator Kdmumls Is nn event of great public importance. There is nc man in public : life moro universally ro- spcctcd for character and ability , and his lout experience has mnilo his ability of the utmost service to the country. Ills Inlloxiblo ntcgrlty nnd thorough training in public af fairs , his readiness in debate and familiarity w all questions , have made him ono of the in conspicuous of senators. His presence in the senate , Hko that of Senators Sherman arw Hoar , has given it the dignity and weight which springs from the highest personal and ] DollUcat honesty. The thrco senators nre all .mcompromising partisans , but they nro nil indi : of the true senatorial quality , and their disappearance from the chamber would bo a nutionnl : loss. The withdrawal of Mr. Edmunds is the disappearance of n party leader whoso coun sels , although somotimoi , as it has scorned to us , they yielded too much to Inferior intelli gence , wore these of a wise and upright man. Were all his colleagues , whom ho salutes in farewell , of the same tiunlity with himself , the senate would still deserve Chatham's eulogy of tbo continental congress. VASSIXG JMiSTS. Philadelphia Record : Some doctors call a mysterious dlsoaso "It ; " perhaps because they're ' not In it. Now York Herald : Old gentleman I'm vorry sorry the German opera has gone. It's the only thing I heard this winter with any pleasure. Daughter ( aside ) He's deaf. Brooklyn Liifo : Miss Tolling Miss Sim- coo was born with a silver spoon in her mouth. Miss Dimllng Tablespoon ! Australian Star : There was a young poet In Wemyss. Who cried , "O now awful It somyss , When asleep late at night. Lonely poetry to write. And awakening , tlnd 'tis but droamyss. Atcblson Glebe : In a Ilirtution eann party to it thinks ho is fooling the othor. Munsoy's Weekly : Ethel Next year , when the worlds fair ut Chicago is to bo opened , will bo loan year. Maud So it wllll And the country will probably swarm with prominent foreigners. What a delightful prospect 1 New York Sun : "How much Is that roueoJ" asked Miss Artitice. "Two dollars a box , " said the clerk. "Very well ; you may send two boxes. " "Yes , miss. And or what is your friend's address ! " New York Sun' : "Waiter , I'vo been hero a full hour , " said Chappie Impatiently , "I'vo been hero alncoT a. in. , " returned the waiter. "It's nrosomo , ain't it ? " SPUING I'OKM. New Yorl : Journal , The "Jug-or-rum" of the joyous frog , As ho bobs around in the mossy bog , Is borne on the evening breeze , With the loud "atchoos" of the youth and maid Who too long have lingered beneath the shade Of the overhanging trees. In the spring the young maid's ' fancy lightly turns to thoughts of frills , And her papa's soul is troubled with the slzo of her "small bills. " Ilonco it Is the bust tlmo for the maiden's anxious little lover Too seek out her dad nnd offer to relieve the old man of her. Harpor's Bazaar : "Dear mo ! " said old Mr. Boggs , hesitatingly , "I know I hnvo for gotten something , but for the life of mo I can't remember what It It. " Puck : "His affliction Is a dreadful morti fication to IlolTy. " "What is his trou bloi" "Ho has an Ingrowing mustache. " MHIMA3T. Jolm KcwlricltMiiy * . w Hunter's Young The grimly bear sat on a trco , And piped his tuneful lay , The while the UiuzliiB bumble bee Played tennis with the jay. The zebra , sitting by the pump , Wns talitlng with the moose , While twenty kangaroos , a-jump , Played bullfrog with the goosu. The pollywog climbed up the vine That prow upon the house ; And sliding down a ploco of twlno Was ono brown little mouso. The frog tossed up"n big baseball ; The lion nt tlio bat , Just whacked It o'er the red brick wall , And struck the pussy cat. At this the rats nnd dogs did grin ; The kittens In the soup Bccnu to cry , nnd 'mid the din Small Konnlboy waked up. CAPTURE OF THE ELOPERS , Prof. Beck and His Favorite Pupil ArHstod in Kansas. REQUISITION PAPERS BEING MADE OUT , Cnptnln Miller Slutctl for Polloo Chief Unthcr Peculiar Shooting AITiilr County Court Doings Other Iilnculn News , ta.vcoi.X , Neb. , April 20. | Spoclal to TUB DBF. ] Sheriff MeUlay received a telegram this morning from H. D. Orlnies , n constable , stating that ho had Bart Beck , the runaway school teacher from Sprague , under arrest nt Clny Center , Knn , Beck ts the young mi.n who ran away with Mary /.Imir.onnmi nnd n team of mules ho had hired of Van Dlost Brothers , liverymen. Beck nnd the girl were arrested together nt n small town south of Marysvlllo , ICnn. Grimes Is n constaolo nt Mnrysvlllo , nnd ho nnd n brother of Miss Zimmerman wcro watching the depot wait ing for Bock to show ut ) ntd claim the goods ho had sent there In the nnmo of "D. Fisher" from Panama. The couple had settled in the small town , nnd Beck wrote to the agent nt Marysvlllo to forward the goods to him there , enclosing the tnonoy to pay the freight. Grimes and Xlmmerman had tholr eyes on the goods nnd followed them by team to where the couple wcro living together , They were very much taken b.wk nt the nppcar- nnco of the ofllecr , but the girl refused to listen to her brother's pleadings to return home with him , but stuck to Beck. They were arrested about dusit , nud thn party started to drive to Mnrysvlllo , the rain fall ing nt the time. At the next hamlet they reached they drew un at the hotel nnd the ofllecr got out. At that Instant the commenced to Hash nnd the hones got scared. While the officer was quieting his team Bock , who had not been hnndcuired , slipped out of the wagon nnd ran off in the darkness. The oflleor then told the girl she could go , ns ho didn't want to keep bur. Ho also ex pressed the belief that Beck was not guilty and Impressed the guileless girl that ho had washed his hands of the affair. She stayed nt the hotel over night , nnd tooit the morning train for Clay Center. The wily olllccr was on the same train , nnu when Clay Center was reached the girl walked up street , mot Beck , nnd In nn Instant Inter uoth were ngaln under arrest. This happened last ovcnlnir. In the niennwhllo young Zimmerman had returned homo nnd told the story of the es cape. Beck said that ho did not Intend to steal the team , but had turned them loose nt Crete. This is tnkcn with a grain of nllow- nncc , ns the probabilities are ho'sold them. Prior to running away with iMIss Zimmer man ho had sent his wife nud thrco-childrcn to her parents in Missouri. Ho taught school two miles from Spraguo. Van IMrst arrived in the city today , und requisition papers are being sccuicd this afternoon. TIIK risioi , % MST : orr. Arthur Vandecar nnd Mrs. Mlnnio Dulint ; were brought to the police station last evening - ing , nnd the charge of discharging llro arms within the city limits placed against them. The arrest was made In consequence of com plaints made at the station by persons living in the vicinity of Fourteenth nnd U streets. From what can bo learned Vundocar and MM. IJuling wcro .standing on the sidewalk engaged - gaged In n very animated discussion of pri vate matters. Suddenly n pistol shot sound ed , nnd the next minute excitement reigned In the neighborhood. The revolver was in the hands of Mrs. Dulln ? , nnd the conclusion was immediately leaped at that in a moment of anger she had nttemptcd to perforate Yandecar. She claimed that the rovolvnr had gone oft accidentally , nnd nobody was hurt. The personal recognizance of the pair was taken , and this morning the woman was discharged. She is the wlfo of Edmond Dul- inir , n wealthy farmer of Hnymond , nnd has a divorce suit pending in the district court. The old man says she married him solely tor 4his money , and among the charges ho brings 'ngainst her is infidelity. Vandecar being one of the men named as a paramour. JIIM.IIU wn.i. in : rnii'.r OK I-OMCE. The question of who is to bo city marshal Is ono that has been puzzling the brains of n considerable number of people , some im mediately Interested nnd some not quite so. A ( lo/cn ' candidates liavo already been given out'ns sure to carry oft the plum , but strange to say no ono has as yet called the turn on the man whom rumor says is the coming marshal. The gentleman Is none other than Fred A. Miller , at present night captain of the police force. Captain Miller has a splendid police record. A little over a year ngo ho was a patrolman , but was promoted to the position of sergeant. About six months ngo ho was ncaln promoted , this time to the position of captnin. It is known that ho Is in sympathy with the reform movement that resulted in the elec tion ot Mr. Weir to the position of mayor. Captain Miller ts perfectly familiar with the methods of all the men on the force nnd his elevation to the position of chief of police Is expected to result in n conornl weeding out. It Is given out that the appointment will bo mndo cither this evening or tomorrow morn ing. Louie Otto is slated to bo night captain. Louie has been night scrgoant nnd under stands the duties of the position thoroughly. COUNTV COUUT CUU.IN01. Judge Stewart Is engaeed today in hearing the case of Knthbono , Sard & Co. vs. Law rence Ileslkull , to recover ? 3It for a furnace lurnishcd defendant. The defense is that thora is nothing duo , but on the contrary the company Is indebted to defendant & 300 for services rendered. The Aultman-Tnylor company filed suit to day ng.iinst A. L. Funk for fOM.50. The com pany claims that Funk was appointed their agent at Blue Hill , Webster county , nnd his positive Instructions wcro to sell only to men with a reputation for paying their debts , uiul that a schedule must bo submitted to the company for approval. They also claim that Funk sold a thresher to parties whoso repu tation for paying their debts was very poor. Thuy didn't ' pay for this machine , and on a forced sale it brought only $38 clear money. They thuroforo took to hold Funk lor the balance duo. Licensed to wed : Edward Baker , twenty- nine , Davoy , nnd Miss Alice U. Mulenix , twenty-one , Waverly. onus AND K.NDS. The hard ware store of Hudgo & Morris nt 1122 N street was entered by burglars last night , but the fellows were not nil grcedv. They contented themselves with simply breaking open tlio cash drawer , taking the ? . ' ) or SI cash therein , and Incidentally walk- ink' elf with two good revolvers nnd a do/on line pocxot knives. The fellows obtained ontrancu by the area wny and went out tbo back door , which was loft ojion. The vnluo of the goods taken is about MO. The funeral of Sister Mary Bornordlno will take plnco tomorrow morning nt ) : : ( ) o'clock from the Gorman Catholio church , Eighteenth and .1 streets. Interment ut tit. Theresa coimitery. Miss Loulso Scbaoffcr of Chicago , sister of George Schaeffer , prob.ito clerk , has arrived In tlio city with the Intention of making her future home here. James Mlckoy. who was Injured mentally by a fall from n horse four years airo , died at the insane hospital yesterday. Highest of al } in Leavening Power. Latest U. S. Gov't Report. ABSOLUTELY PURE Each Season Has Us own peculiar mnlntlyi tint with tlie Mood maintained In a state of uniform vigor nnrt purity , h ) the use of Aycr's Sarsapnrllla. tlio sjslcrn readily nilnpts Itself to changed conditions. Compoied of thobcstnltfrntlus nnd totilc.i , nnd Mng highly concentrated. Aycr's 9iirj.iKirllla | Ii the most eftuctlvu mid economical ot all blood medicines , "I'orsome years , at the return ot spring , 1 had serious trouble with my kidneys I vaa unable to sleep nlghH , nnd sintered greatly with pains In the small of my buck. 1.is : il jo nllllctcdUtli headache , loss ot appetite , nnd Indigestion. These sjinploins \\LTC much \\mso last spl Ing , especially the tioublo with my hack. A friend pcisuailed mo to use A > ei'Sarsnpaillla. ) . I began taking It , and my troubles all disappeared. " Airs , ( iuncvr.i llelangcr , 21 Drlttgu SU. Springfield , Mass. Ayer's Sarsaparilla DR. J. 0. AVER & CO , Lowell , Mnns. Bold by UruggUt * . $ liUL Worth ( itbrttlc. BOYD'S.3 Nights.- Monday , Tuesday nnd Wednesday , Anril i ! ( ) , a I nnilga. KATIE EMMETT In her great play , Under the maiiagomrmt of Mr. 1IAUUYlf * . Ijl AMH. A PtpWRIlKTJK OUM1-WNY. KUAUOH..VI K BOTilNI-lltV. CJIIISAT KIUI3 SOl-lNK , Don't fall to see the Great Harlem Knilroad Brldgo Scono. Prices as usual , GRAND PROMENADE CONCERT AND BALL Friday Lunlnir , April 25 , 8:15 p. in. IN THE. GUARDS' ' ARMORY , CAPITOL AVENUE , Under the direction of the Boyd's Opera House Full Orches * tra nnd Mornnd's Dune- ing School. Admission , ono poraon , 50c ; children the samo. Concert bogltia nt 8:15. : Danclns at 0lo. : THE irKO nml Kruwlnx iniilloncui , upninrlnm w th laiiKlitoi.nttust tlio ccmna.'HIy Intro iilnu popular. Ity of THE LAUGHING EVENT OF THE SEASON. lyimutl/otl < < ulijeoti Intormt srloutlUc minds anil f mulsh puiu fun fur tlio m illiful. ru | > iil.irirlieitl'ic1 | ! , ' . ' ? ami 15o. DIME EDEN MUSEB , WK.KK Al'lttl. SO. I.E pirrrr KHEDDII : , the crcat child cimtncior ArtUt , hi * In t uppo.irnni'ti. 1'ilK ITY JKNMK gilllil.liV , the XllilifOt SoubrctlJ , full of Kmco nml lionutr. Tin : CANNIIIATA NKW RACKS. NII\V SONUS. NU\V BI'KCIAI.TII'.S. ONI ! DIMK AUMl'lS TO AM. . Coliseum Wednesday , April 22. AFTERNOON AND EVENING. Two Grand Kxhlbltkm Conceits by the Cele brated of Washington , D. C. The great na tional band of Amer ica and the llncst government band In the world. Soul out * S by the president to ; 1 exhibit its excel- r\\ \ lonco to the Amor- * * * " lean ] ) coplo. MR. JOHN PHILIP SOUSA , Conduclot1. Mllo. MAKIE DECCA , Soprano. The Most Brilliant Coloratura Soprano In America. Prices Hosprvocl , 7.o and il. Seats now on bale at Max Mcyur AHIO.'H iniiHlc stoio. Phenoliiie CURES Cclds in the D Head POa by cnt pptica * POe lion ; o Catarrh o In a vtry thoit lime ; Hay Fever from threttofivc CD dayi ; 0) ) E&raoho Instantly * 0o per Bottle , * \ t C * . She Saved Her MOSfEY , And < > enn everpo I Iloaairtcopor liy always luiv- liitf UM liund liundCAMPBELL'S ' VARNISH STAINS. It U tlio only urtlclo tint Inn mar boon produced tiy wlilcli n iMiiirokucpor cnn flntlsfix turlly ic.Htatii nnd vnrnlMi with ONK npiillrntloii and wlUiii.S'KcoAi' all klniUof Household FurnH uro unit Interior Wood work , in ( jiiKiiur. WALNUT , AIAIIOCIANV , lloir- wooi > , l.K.nr OAK , VIIIMIIIDN , KI.ONY , umVlniilt look us K < Hii | in now. Tlio OMOIIVO I" nllKhtn * U Is put up ami sold In 11A1.V I'lNT OANH at 39 rW. , und In I'lM UA.NH nl W OK. , oltlicr tliu nluiu nhudoi. If yon do nut tlnd tlilf nt Vuur f.'onlcr'i * , nxk hlni m cirdf-r It for yon , Koranic In Omnha liy Itlclmidiun . , Wholesale Agunt. TDVERflSERS Who use our roll inns to plnro tholr Romli buforo tee public \vill tell yon that our sorloi of Auxilliary School Journals , nre not mirpawd liy uny teaclioiV piilill- cull ui In thono-tas nn luhcrllsliiK' medi um. Itntus funilslitd on application. Au'drtHs , Nek. Teachers' Pub. Co. I'ri'iuojit , Acfor. 1) ) . V. Stephens , Mgr. h ntthe mult powtrfol femtirerulAlor I'cr . , . . Addict ! LION IJKUG CO. , Duflilo For su'o ' by Cojdmuu Drug Cu. , Oiuuha.