I n > < 01 tt 11 THE DAILY 33EE Entroii. MOUNINO. TKHMB OK StmsCHM'TION , Pally nnd Sunday , Ono Year. 110 00 PI * month * . . . r > no Three immlh" > 2 5 ? Pundny liu- , Ono Yrnr ' 200 Weekly lice. Ono Year. . . . . . ' 1 00 OFFICES : Omnlin , The Bee linllillng. Houlh Oiunlin , Corner N nnrt SCtli Streets. Council limits , 12 1'enrl Htrcet. Ohlcnco ( ) fllc < ,3l7 Chmnlicr or Commerce , Now York , Itooins 13,11 nnil l.r > , TrlliinoHulldlng ) Washliigtuii , 013 rourtccnth mrccl. COlinnsi'ONDKNOR. * AlIrotnmunlcatlons relating to news ml rdltorlnl mnttur nhnulcl ho nilclrcsscd to the Kdltorlnl Department. All business IcHorn anil rmnltUinces should lie mldrcsM'd to The llt-o 1'uhiliililiiK Company , Ornnha. Drafts , clicok nnil pi tonii o orders to iin'mttdo puyabTo to the order of the com- pany. The Bee Publishing Coipaiiy , Piwielors , The lleo iriil'g , Karnam And. ScvontoonthSta BWOUN KTAII'.MKNT 01' OIKOULA.TION. titatnof Nctirnnkn , I. , Countvof Douglas. f ll. T/icliucK , Bccrotnry of Tijn Hun VutillMiIni : rnmpnny , - < loc i nolomnlv swrar that tlio iR'tuiilrlroiiliiUoii of Tin ; liAii.vlIKi ! for the wouic endhiR I'uliruury .7 , Ml , was as .follows : . . . . Hmiday. February 1. . 29n.V ) Monrtny. nilirmiry 2. 8J.087 Tursday. rclirtiary II 85.0S8 WrdncKilavIVbrunry 4 , a" > , .VX ) Tlnirmlny , I'lihrunry ' ' u. ; ? 'lS ' ' ' " ' " ' ' ' ' , | ' ! . . . "I ! ! ! ! . . ! . ! ! . . Average 25l : J8 CKOKOK II. T/CPCIIUCK. Sworn to lirfnro 1110 nml nuliscrlliod In my presence this Tth day of I'obrunrv A. I ) . 1891. W. 1C. KIJHT/ , Notary 1'ubllo. Bin to of Nebraska. County of Doiighi ! ! , Ccorgu II. Tzichuck , being duly iworn , de poses ntul siiys that ho Is socrulary otTiiKltKK ruhllsliln ? ioriiany. | tliiH Ilin actual average dully clri'iilutlon of TUB DAII.V HKE for the month of 1'olimnry , 18' ) . lli.Tiil copies ; for March , ISJIO. L'U.btS coplca : for April. IS'.W ' , 20.1C.J copies : for May , 1890 , 20.1K ) copies ; fur Juno , 18UO , M.Iifll copies : for July , 1800. SO.MJ coplosj for August , 1RH ! 0.M ) copies ; for i-cptomhor , IbOO , : .K70 copies ; for October. IC'M. ' 20,702 cop ies ; for Kovt'iiibc-r , Iff * ) , 23iio : copltu ; for Oo- conihor. li-OO , 2J.171 cojih'S ! for.Iaiinury , 1801 , 28.4M coolcs. ai'OlKlK II. TzscilVCK. HTTorn In lioforo tne. nnd aiihscrlbcd In my presence , tliiH Ulstdny of January , A. I ) . . 1891. N. 1' . Kiir. : Notary Public. SKOHHTAKY BfjAiNK ifl not saying much , but his works speak loundor than words. CONOHKSSMAN1 JUIIKV SlMl'SON has ro- movcd , or rather covered up , hla chief title to fame. Ho is now wearing socka. IP the Omaha hoard of health could convert its ngitatlon into cash what a high old sanitary time wo should havo. CONGitKSS may probe the depths of , the silver pool and smother the sounds therein , but it cannot whitewash the TUB opening of the February term of court showH that jury service haa lost none of Its potent charms for the pro fessional. SKNATOIITAL elections by popular vote would bo a deeldod improvement ever the monotonous contests prevailing in various stales. Tun recent snow storm servos many useful purposes. Among others , It proves that Boreas 1ms not taken up permanent quarters in the east and abroad. IOWA enjoys the unique distinction of having courts , commissioners , and the public nt largo working1 in harmony in the matter of railroad regulation. IT remains to bo soon whether the council will oncourngo competition in electric Unlit and power , or strengthen the grip of the present monopoly. THK present revenue law as construed by the courts gives an Importance to the assessor which the wide nwalco tax dodger will not bo slow to cultivate. THE flro traps on block 86 will not bo missed. A sufficiency remains in the vicinity to proclaim In varnished tones the amazing enterprise of the owners. TUB attentions nnd favors showered upon the Sioux ambassadors in Wash ington tends to show they are entirely different from the tribes that recently emerged from the cotillion in the Bad Lands. DEMOCRATIC congressmen imbibed a tuddon dislike for appropriation riders on discovering that two parties could play nt that gatno. As a consequence the free coinage rider hastily dis mounted. TUB calm which surrounds the sena torial contest in the stnto of Washington > does not Imply a want of change in the situation. The members nro simply en deavoring to discover the amount of change there is , or was , in the contest. THE overcrowded docket of the Doug las county district court is a forcible plea for nn increase in the number loof judges. Double the present number of judges would ho taxed to clonn up the docket in n. year , without considering any now cases. THE truth is out at last. According to Blr Charley Ttippor , the McKinley bill waa a conspiracy "prompted by un worthy raon in our own land for the pur pose of handing ever Canada to the United States. " It is now in order for t Count Crlspi of Italy to charge his rH dial taking off to the ovll influence Hof the tariff bill. HONKST nets never spring from evil motives. The so-called investigation 11of Pension Commissioner Raum waa con ceived nnd carried out in a spirit nof mallco. Itraa not to bo expected that these who inspired the Investigation would exonerate the commissioner and condemn themselves. This explains the vlndiotlvonoss of the democratic minority - ity report. TUB civilities of legislative life in No- braaka have not boon marked with an abundance of chivalry ? but what was lacking In elegance wns touohingly made up with brevity and expressive vigor. This is to ho regretted in vlow of the ndvnnco of eult in thu Colorado capltol. "Liar " " " , "blnckgunrd" and "coward" lend nn nlr of truth and nn- live freshness to the pleasantries exchanged - changed by the statesmen of the Rocklos. TTMK TO CAM , A ttALT. The frnmer § of our present constitution were mortally afraid of tnx-ortlorn. They thcrcforo llmlto'l the number of oxooucnl live olncor and built tv high fence around thorn by Inserting n special prothe vision forbidding Iho legislature from creating tiny ofllccs In addition to these mimed ! In the constitution. Dut this hcdgo did not keep out the Intruders. When \ the supreme court declared tlmt n bonrd of rnllroad commissioners would boUK nn Illegal body , whether appointed by UK governor or elected by tlio people , until tlio constitution shall bonmciidcd , tin rnllroad managers whownntedto prevent < n , imixiinum rate bill induced the legislature to whip the devil around the stump by creating n sol of deputies who were to constitute the railway commission , while ostensibly the flUte ofllcore woro- expected to net us commissioners. This wa the first instance in Nebraska when tin tall began to vrng the dog nud It haa been wigging it ever since. Mho 1 the cTiraol that first got In his nose , then introduced h's ' hump nntl finally got Into the Inelosuro bodily , so the tax-caters have boon working their way through the constitutional hedge until ) wo shall bo overrun by a grentur liurdo of bogus state olllcoholdors than bus ever got on the pay roll of any state in the west. Wo alromly have n labor commissioner who is on the payroll as deputy to the governor , nnd wo liavo a deputy for the deputy commissioner. "Wo have a state oil inspector , who is also deputy to the governor , and a whole crow of deputies to the deputy. Wo have had a state veterinary deputy and wo have had a state pig innoeulator. Wo have a state board of pill-making supervisors and wo are to have a state bo\ard to look after the ' health peoples' and incidental- ly to wood out the quacks. Wo have bank oxnminora and deputy bank examiners , and there Is room for an insurance commissioner and several deputies. On top of this wo are to have a board of funeral director inspec tors who are to see to it that tlio patrons of the pillmakors and doctors are duly nnd scientifically pro- Borvcd in brine. Wo shall presently have nn irrigating ditch inspector , a salt water tester and n retinue of ofllcials who will watch ever us and Iceop us out ol trouble from the cradle to the grave. But really , isn't ' it about time to call a halt and devotoa little time of the legis- luturo for tlio protection of the tax- THEY LIVE Ul'TO TUB COXTItACT } Whatever Judge Doano's decision in the union depot case may bo , it Is evi dent from the records of the depot company - pany , put in evidence , that wo are not tcSI have a union depot , but a passenger station for the Union Pacific nnd . B. & M. railways and possibly the Missouri Pacific. 7 It is now patent to every in telligent citizen that the Union depot company < is practically under the abso lute control of the Union XJacIllc and Burlington roads. If it is to the interest of those roads to exclude competing companies from union depot privileges they can readily do so by exacting tolls upon several million dollars of water injected into depot stock. Or they may simply plead that there is not room enough to accommo- duto moro roads. Will the Burlington allow the Rock Island 'to share its depot privileges in view of the fact that the Rock Island intends to become a very formidable competitor , not only between Omaha and Lincoln but between Omaha and Denver11 ! Will Jay Gould allow the Rook Island to enter the Missouri Pacific territory so long as ho can prevent It by keeping up the embargo across the bridge and monopolizing all the space in the so- called union depot ? Viewed from this standpoint what prospect is there of the Union depot company carrying out its contract with Omaha ? DR1VK OUT TUB L011UY. The present legislature ia beset by a lobby as aggressive , insiduous nnd un scrupulous as any that over bosoiged the legislative halls at Lincoln. Men who for j'oars have done the disreputa ble work of corporation cappers are at tlio state capital ready to engage In the nefarious business of debauching the lawmakers. Ex-tnembora of the legisla ture , presumably hired and paid for their precious influence , are there insid iously laboring , by methods with which they are familiar , to promote legislation not in line with the interests of the people or to defeat that which Is. This motley gang of trained lobbyists and discarded politicians hang about the hulls of the legislature and the offices and bar-rooms at the hotels , keenly watching for any opportunity that may offer to ensnare the unwary legislator , and prepared to do any sort of dirty and l ( dishonorable work to accomplish this. The processes nro nu morons , and none is too disreputable to bo employed 10y > tboso unscrupulous hirelings of the cor porations. The duty of the legislature is to purge the halls of legislation of these men. They cannot bo driven out of Lincoln , but they can ho kept away from the floor of either house. They cannot bo prevented from harrasslng members on the streets and at the hotels , but they can bo shut out from approaching members bors when la the performance ) of their duties. The legislatures of other states ; have found it practicable to deal with the lobby so as to reduce its | ovll influence , and ' the honest men in the Nebraska legislature cnn do so if they will. It ia necessary to so stigmatize these men that no self- ( respecting member of the legislature who has any regard for his reputation will associate with them. Companion ship under any circumstances with inI'd confirmed lobbyist should ho regarded as prima faclo evidence of a corrupt nnd dlshonnst purpose. Another matter which may properly bo referred to in this connection Is the practice of managers of stnto institu ; tions of going to Lincoln to labor with legislators for appropriation i. These Individuals should ba glvon to under ) . stand that when they have reported what they deem to bo the requirements of the Institutions under their control tboy have done their whole duty la this particular , nnd that lobbying on tholr part for appropriations will not bo tel erated. All Information that may bo called for by the legislature It is tholr duty to give , hut It Is not necessary that they should spend weeks at the state capltol In orilor to do this. The matter Ig within i the authority of the governor , and ho should not hosltnto to oxorclso It for the correction of a practice that has grown to bo offensive , and if allowed to continue may become a serious - ou abuse. But ] the important thing to bo done is lo I drlvo out the lobby , or nt least put a chock upon its influence and Its oppor tunities for mischief. Whoever shall undertake this task nnd carry it to suc cess will have a strong claim to the gratItude - Itudo of the people of Nebraska. IUVK suws. The negotiation of nn agreement with Brazil . under which it Is expected there will bo a material increase in the demand from that country for our products , and tlio favorable outlook for like agree ments with tlio countries south of ui has stimulated the demand fora government policy to encourage the construction of steamships for the carrying traao. It is urged with renewed energy that what ever treaties or arrangements the United States . may make for reciprocity In trade with the other American countries , . the results will not bo satisfactory until wo linvo our own facilities of trans portation. It is of no moment , It is said , what . the Inducements that Urazil may give us to bring our products Into her markets ' , itls no innttor how she may en able us to cut our commercial rivals , if wo ' continue to depend on foreign con- voyancos. < j Wo must have ships that will run on fast time and make frequent trips. . All this is plausible. It Is presumed that nobody questions that it would bo very greatly to the advan tage of our merchants and manufac turers if they could ship and ro- colvo merchandise in American vessels sailing directly between our ports and tboso of tlio countries south of us. They would doubtless save both time and money , and a very largo part of what they would pay for freight would re main in the country and bo expended hero. The amount annually paid to foreign ship owners for the transporta tion of merchandise to and from the ; United States is a largo drain. It would bo j very satisfactory if it could bo kept at homo. The matter of time is nlso important. It is stated that in the Brazilian trade it takes twice as much time to obtain invoices from tills country as from Eng land. Our minister to Brazil says it is idle to expect increase of trade with a country from , which it takes fifty to seventy days to got a reply to a letter. Expedition is a vital factor in the busi ness of today , and our inability to compote pete with England in the matter of time in our trade with South America is man ifestly a severe drawback. Wo should undoubtedly be able to remedy this with fast steamers owned aud managed , by American citizens. Thcso practical considerations clearly show tlio desirability of having our own moans of transportation , but when the question is asked how these are to bo provided the only reply that receives any attention is , that tbo government shall encourage ship building by a pol icy of liberal subsidies. Suggestions of nn abandonment or modification of ex isting laws which do not permit Ameri can citizens to do business with foreign nations in vessels carrying the , ling of tbo union , unless built in this country , are given no regard. Nothing but government subsidies will answer the purpose of these who are clamoring loudest that wo must have now ships , and just now they are pressing their views with a vigor that may bring suc cess. There is a subsidy bill in the house that lias passed the senate , and the former is being urged to pass it. If some of the western representatives who have thus far boon unwilling to contravene the views of tholr constituents can bo in i- duced to support the moas uro the pres ij j- ent congress may commit the nation tea a ship subsidy policy the ultimate cost of which cannot bo computed with any degree of certainty , but which there is reason to npprohond might bo so great as to offset the benefits to bo ex pected from the South American trade c3 , The United States ought to have ) S for its foreign qommorce. Perhaps it is necessary to the fullest development of that commerce that It must have them. But there is a wiser and safer way 1.r. ; 1.o secure them than by the subsidy policy , which once entered upon may continu ally indefinitely a steadily increasing burden upon the people. If anything were wanting to confirm tlio wisdom nnd justice of the acts of the Iowa railroad commissioners , it is fur nished by nn unbroken chain of victories in the highest court of the stato. The latest act of the commissioners to receive judicial arproval was their right : to make "joint rates" ever two or moro roads. The railroads contested this right and selected the Burlington , Cedar Ilnpids & Northern , an almost entire state road , to make the fight- The case was finally taken to the state supreme : court , whore the power of the commis sion was affirmed. The decision of the court is important in that it clears away technical obstruc tions to rate . " cn regulation. "In our opin- foil , " says the court , " 110 facts or dis tinction of principle exist which deprive the state of authority and power to establish joint rates. " In effect the do- clsion holds the railroad commission 0is vested with discretionary power lo ad- vance joint rates when found too low dto compensate the carriers , and to lower rates when too high to do Justice to the shipper , Justice to both shipper and carrier demand such regulation and ad justment of separata charges as will dbo reasonable. Although the court was not a unit in the position taken , the decision is In uc- cord with all previous rulings. The right to rogulnto rates ever any news road having boon afllrmcd , it follows that the commission may in its dis cretion exercise like power in adjusting rates between glvon pninU ever two pr more intersecting and connecting roads. A WASHINGTON dispatch to the Phlln- dolphin , J&cord says there id something of a rayotery connected with the death of the poUnl tlflHrrnph bill. Mr. nould \vns In Washington the day before tlio motion waa latdion the table by the com- inlttoo , but h6 'W'na too nick to seo' the postmaster gdnoral. WhoChof ho waa too ill to aoo aoWobody else , remarks the correspondent of the Ilecord , is In a matter - tor of conjoctjTr'o. At any rate a few days before tb ylglt of Mr. Gould the commUtoo voted not to lay the bill nsldo , and in view of this fact the notion in tabling the bill on the day following the vlsty of Mr. Gould nt the mtlonal capital naturally suggests a suspicion thnt somebody was soon by him. The failure of poUl telegraphy in the present congress is very much to bo rogrottcd , but the issue is not dead. It Is simply postponed. The time Is not far distant when the public demand for cheap and olllctont telegraph service , under the public control , will bo mot. As it Is , the rejection of the plan pro posed by Postmaster General Wnna- maker may prove to bo , ns the Philadel phia Prcs.i observes , the most unwise stop which could have been taken In the interest of existing telegraph companies. THE do cislon of Judge Wakoloy prac tically ties tlio hands of the city council actlncr as a board of equalization on assessed valuations. In other words , the council must follow the rules laid down hy the supreme court for the govern ment of county boards of equalization. Neither the council nor the county bo can legally altdr the returns of as : without going through the form ' of a trial. No matter how glar ingly unjust may bo the valuations of a precinct , compared with others , the re turns of the assessors are final unless individuals fllo written protests. The power thus vested in the assessors has boon grossly abased. Favoritism and discrimination ia conspicuous in tlio as sessment rolls , and the proper authori ties are powerless to remedy the ovil. Comparatively few taxpayers will file written protests n gainst low valuations PI to boar injustice rather than ca tholr neighbors before the board. Even if protests could bo had , it would ho impossible-for the boards to equalize the assessors' lists in the time allowed hy law. The rulings of the courts om- pliaplzo the necessity of radically cluing' ing tbo revenue laws and giving boards of equalization discretionary power in the matter of valuations. J. H. OWHNUV , the silver pool wit ness who distinguished himself for what ho did not know , .insinuates that a Ne braska congressman flashed a roll of bills under his optics. ! "I had not boon in Washington an hour " ho " , says , "lioforo a Nebraska congressman carao to mo and said : 'Owonby" , if before you go on the stand you manage to forgot what you know of the silver pool , there will bo $2,500 in it for you. ' " The public is left in the dark asto.tho name of the Nebraska - braska congressman , nor Is there any in timation regarding the outcome of the deal. There are three Nebraskans in the lower houso. If either of them ten- dorcd ' , hall a , yeac'a [ sahjry fpr an equiva lent' in silence , proof should bo forth coming. But the force of the 'story is impaired by Owonby's assertion that he spurned the ollor. AND now wo are to have another chapter of the Powors-Boyd contest with the usual variations , This time the senate is to wrestle with the concurrent - current resolution. It goes without say ing that the corporation managers , the jobbers and their cappers in the lobby are all heartily in favor of keeping up tbo light , which , if it is brought to a focus , will consume about all there is left of the session. And the sagacious and demented loaders like Burrows will persist in playing into tbo hands of the corporations , THE failure of , the , postal department to afford Omaha adequate help for handling the business of the postollico is inexplicable. The volume of business , the low per cent of receipts required to pay carriers and clerks , confirm the justice - tico of the demand for an increased force. Our representatives in Washing ton , as well as loading cltl/.ons , should unite in a vigorous protest against the shabby treatment of the city by the post- otllco department. THE proposed division of Douglas county into legislative districts will isof course receive the unanimous support of the doraoc/nts. It is in accord with , Governor Boyd's urgent appeal for the selection of presidential electors by con- grctsslonal districts , and no genuine party man will run counter to the advice 1of vice of "tho first democratic governor of Nebraska. " As an impartial referee In the contest ) between the heavyweight prophets of evil , Wiggins Foster nnd Dr. Gnpon , THE BKK awards the bolt to the city physician. It'H Jjiy's Gams. Salt Etilce Times. Judging from thq abolitlonof the construe- - - tlon department iu Omaha it looks as If the Union Pacific undar Gould's ' innnacoment Intended to pursue 4 policy of masterly In- activity. j r. No Doodle Goini * Arounil ? llenn ltfcr. ) JinirnaZ. Great indignations expressed In Carson on the shart-slgbtodpcss of the railroad com panies In having our passes run out so mon after adjournment of the legislature. They expire March 23. Had they ( jivon us a few days grace wo tuljrtjt tinvo struck a game aud loft more money hero. As it is , wo will have to rustle or walk * ri 4 They Were Adopted , Too. riittdtltlpiita-Prcsi. The Introduction of resolutions In the Nc- braska senate denying tliut It Is the desire eras Intention of that body to pass radical meas ures on the subject of interest and mortgages ; is an opportune movement. The only thim ; to bo regretted Is that there should lie any causa for such action. It Is undeniable , however , that the platforms on which the ' farmers' alliance carried aomo of the western | states lust Nuvombor , and the utterances i of many of these it clecled to odlco , have tended to unsettle values In that neighborhood nnd ( I to mnlto men unwilling to trust their money in states the legislatures of which are en - trolled hy that organization , No ter misfortune could happen to the west than i to frighten nwny capital. That section ads money as much m It does the strong arm i of the pioneer. These two factors of progress co hand In hand , nntl the Nebraska nanato wlso enough to rccoRnlto the fact early. For Church IMcmhors. llrtuc , _ busy mnn , countliH * ntnrsl awful swear. Not I'ny Ktioiigli. Chicago TrUiunc. Wanted , Immediately , at WnshliiRton , D. C. , to take charge of my finances , a first-class man , to whom a tenth-class salary will bo paid. UNCLE SAM. Another 1'opo Than Col. Hob. St. Mint rionter-l'rtJti. The pope thinks ho knows fornn of ( jovorn- mcnt bettor than n republic. Never mind. The next pope Is likely to bo an American , with practical experience on the question , and ho will know that republics are best for both church and people. Tor Mexico. Chronicle. The free rene Is a standing nuisance which will } perhaps remain unnbatcd until Mexico becomes a part of the United States. The latter event may not happen soon , but the manifest destlnurliuis are ull IIrin believers thnt the people of North America will one day ilud It to their Interest to live under ono Hag , and something Is bound to como from thu bollof. * - With a J-print : Porno. Ifcw 1" * rfc IffraM. The proud little poet with poem In hnnd lair ; editor's to the THUSto Walked up The meek little poet , sans poem , sans price , Vamoosed sniu , down tbo slippery stair. A LlTTfsK OJP KVEU\'TniAG. A woman of Oil Ulty , Pa , , recently paid a dry goods dealer for a clean whlcti she said she stole from him sixteen years ago. Mrs. Llady Is the richest dressmaker In Now York. She is said to bo worth about $1,000,000 , mostly Invested in real estate. Prince Bismarck's present hobby , accordIng - Ing to a German interviewer , is n little wren which flies about his room and oats out of his hand. Durlntr the late war Now Hampshire con tributed to the union nrmy ono in every ten of her poDuIatlon , including men , women and children. There Is "balbrigRan" hosiery inado In va rious countries , but the onlv genuine conies from Ireland nnd is marked near the top with a tiny stocking. The numerically smallest reliaious denomi nation discovered by Porter's census takers is thnt of the Schwankfeldinns. There are 10t > of them and nil dwell In Pennsylvania. In IbOO $380,090 worth of fondants nnd cream chocolates were sent from Paris to the harer.-.s of Turkey nnd Egypt , and > 0,000 ( ) worth of perfumery and fuco paints took the same roau. In parts of Scotland If a pedestrianon first seeing a now moon , will stop Instantly , Uiss his hand threo'tlmcs nnd bow ho Is qulto sure to find something of value within the next thirty days. Marmaduko Watson has been a school teacher In Philadelphia for fifty-four years , during thirty-flvo of which ho has been a principal cipalHo has now retired to enjoy a well- deserved rest. , G real qunutltics of buttons nro now made from potatoes. Ttio tubers are turned Into pulp and hardened with acids , and thereafter the stuff is cut up and treated as In button- making with bone , etc. The portrait that is to adorn the $3 treas ury note which the treosurv department Is about to issue is that of General C. H. Mo- Phcrson , who was killed nt Atlanta shortly before Sherman began his march to the sea. There is ono aspect of tlio proposal to shorten the course at Harvard to three years which has not been touched upon except casually , savs the Crimson , and thnt Is the effect which such a change would have on the athletic and social life of the students. Chief Engineer Sowoll of the White Star fleet , considers himself the greatest traveler thnt overlived , because during IKS connection with the company ho has sailed 818.-IOO nau tical , or 941,000 standard miles , nearly four times the distance between tbo earth and the Paris has a landlord who does not object to children ; in fact , the more of them ttio tncr- rior , be thinks. His apartment house is on the Kii3 Gribot , nnd only married folks with children are received as tenants. When a birth occurs In tlio house the mother receives from him 10 francs , p fowl and a supply of coal for the winter. JESTS. Washington Post : The man who knows when to lay down his hand in a pokergaine is passing clever. Texas Siftlngs : A man without hands can never feel well. Shoo Recorder : Bllllardlsts , Chinese nnd actors are lost without their cues. Lowell Courier : Ladies can defend the wearing of corsets on economic grounds there Is less waist. H'rtd/ifnulmi / . Since for every Indian nation Waits but dreary devastation. Give them sure though senile slaughter Cigarettes and soda water. Texas Siftlngs : "Laugh and the-world laughs with you , " doesn't always hold good when you laugh heartily at your own story. PittsburR Chronicle : It never reduces the size of a hill to file it. Gorham Mountaineer ; You lght a match to matte it burn , and you burn a match to make it light. Utlca Observer : The man who pays his rent has to hustle , nnd the man who does not has to keep moving. Now York World : Lymph may kill a pa tient now and than , hut consumption never takes a recess. Now York Herald : "I am qulto well pleased with my son-in-law , " said old Airs. I'lckaflaw. "My Inllui-nco over him is great. Ever since I have bcoa at his house hu has stayed down town at work until 10 and 11 o'cfosk nt night. " Elmlra Gazette : Ono reason why the law yers in a will coso won't prophesy any out come is because tboy all ox poet an Income. Puck : Brown Was that boy Rolng up the ladder or coming down , when ho fell * Little Johnny Prom tlio way ho looked , dad , I guess hu was coming down. Ham'M Horn : As n rule women have poor memories , hut they never forgot the people who say nlco thintrs about their bonuots. Baltimore American : The winter has been remarkably dull so fur us ( lunrrols among baseball men are concerned. ho loss of many thousands of dollars has con ri vinced some of these people that they cannot control the earth. A'O OSK OlMt.CTS. Ifiitlonalttt. No one objects I Lot all men have their fill Of any pleasure : think , speak do their will ; But nut while others starve to Toot the bill. No one objects to power I Lot men bo. If that's n pleasure , lilnira on land and sea ; iiut not wh'ilo others slave in misery 1 No one objects to riches I Let men hold , If Unit's ' n pleasure , countless sums of fold ; But not while others die of want nnct cold ] No ono objects to pompl Lot vnln men throw , If that's u pleasure , gold away ftvshow ; But not while others half-claa naked go I No ono objects to prldo nncostrlal pride. If that's u pleasure , let it stalk and stride ; But not while common sense must "stand aside I rnniT TTTP PTITPMIHIMI rROM THE STATE CAPI1AL , SoTor.il Cases in the District Court Stricken From the Dockot. FIRED A SHOT INTO A PASSENGER TRAIN , A YOIIIIK Farmer Arrpstotl on n Seri ous Clmrcc Set Flro to tlio Jail Agnhi Lincoln Odds nud Kudu. Ltxcor.v , Nob. , Feb. 10. [ Special to TUB Bsn.J The bottom fell out of the criminal docket of the district court yesterday after noon with considerable of a thud , The case against Charles Wcnthorby , who was under Indictment for nibbing Nellie Uoborts , but who failed to show up nt the lost term of the district court , was ordered stricken from the docket , with leave to reinstate whenever rood cause wus shown. The case atralnst A , P. Bninn was similarly disposed of. JJaum jS an old soldier who was arrested for peddling hooks without a license , and who appealed from the line imposed by Judge Houston. Albert Chali , who stole his unclo's horse and ran nwny , was also discharged. Tlio prosocutlnir witness long ago departed , and Albert has boon in Jail since last July. The ease against Fr.uik Williams , the tin horn gambler who was charged with gam bling under the statutes , which makes It a felony , was also allowed to go free , his ball hnv'ing been forfeited at the last term of court. Kichnril Fltzslmmons , father of the young man now serving n term in the peni tentiary forklllitig n young fellow at Wnvcrly , who was bound ever under a peace warrant , had the cnuso stricken off the docket. Nancy Webster U another suppliant for dlvorco today. Nancy's marncu life has not been of loin ; duration , and according to her petition not exactly a bed of roses. She was married to Charles Webster , n farmer living In the north part of tlio county. In Wnhoo , on Juno 18 last. She says that Charles , soon after their marriage , began a course of harsh and cruel treatment , and threatened to wound her and her children by her former husband on several occasions. On February 0 last ho threatened to kill her , nnd on the following dny for fear ho would i-nrry his threat Into execution she took her family of little chil dren and left him. Shu says thnso acts of cruelty were done without any provocation on her Dart or of her children. John Wall , who was accused bv M. M. Catlin of whacking htm over the head with a fence rail , and who declined to pay the line Imposed upon him by the police Judge , pleaded guilty to ubsnult and battery , and paid the line of $1 and costs assessed. Willie Uobu.tho jail breakerwas arraigned on the charge of stealing Henry Buri-hum's i watch from his pocket , pleaded uotgullty and ' trial was sot for tomorrow. Tom McOuIgan , who was accused of lay ing open his colored wife's head with a knife , pleaded guilty to assault nnd battery instead of standing trial for assault with Intent to'Uifl , and was given thirty days in the county jail. The wife refused to testify against tier hus band , claiming that It was all nn accident , and the county attorney did not care to risk u trial on the lliuisy evidence. TWO XOTEtl CAST.S DISMISSED. The case ntrainst Charles F. Hammond , charged with criminally assaulting hh 14- year-old daughter , was dismissed. Soon after Hammond's arrest the girl mysteriously disappeared , nnd nothing lias been heard of her since. Another noted case In which the defendant was discharged was that against W. H. liiekard , the DoWitt Justice of the peace , whom the coroner's Jury decided was guilty of adultery with Mollie Morford , the young woman who committed sulcido last summer. SHOT INTO A CAU. A young former named John Hanson , who lives about half a mile west of Bushman park , was arrested this afternoon on the charge of malicious destruction of property , although the complaint tuny bo chnngcd io ono of a much graver character. Superin tendent Ulgnall of the B. & AI. is the com- plainnnt. It appears from the story relntod in Justice Cochran's court that about two weeks ago Hanson , who was carrrying n re volver , jerked it out as n passenger train was passing nnd fired at ono of the coaches. The bullet wont crashing through one of the win dews , but fortunately no pcnon was struck. No reason can bo assigned for the strange action on tlio part of Hanson. Ho excuses himself by'claiming that the discharge was purely accidental. SIT : FiiiB TO Tin : JAIL AOAIX. Mary Bri ! ; s last nipht made another at tempt to flro the city jail. She was confined iiv a cell opening out Into the corridor in which a steve is placed. Her cell door was tightly locked , but the steve door was open a few feet from the cell , She tied n piece of paper to a string and retaining hold of ono end of the cord throw the paper end Into the stovo. When It became ignited she drew it in | , , and sot lire to the woodwork of the coll. When Captain Miller rushed in Mary was lying 1 , on the cot. and it was not until she was unceremoniously dumped onto thu floor that she would show any signs of life. A few buckets of water quenched the llarncs , but the ilromon , whoso rooms are Just above , were nearly suffocated by the smoke. Mary was removed to another cell whore she cau't reach flro. STATE IIOUSB NOTES. C. W. Moshor filed his bond for $10,000 today with the secretary of state as treasurer of the state relief committee. The Farmers' lumber company of Atchison , ICas. , has Illod its articles of incorporation with the secretary of state. om > s AND nxns. Harry Wj Stone asks judgment against Charles Stuart nud William B. Seal for $ J,054.9S. Ho says that Stuart owes him that amount , but has absconded to uofr ud credi tors , and tlmt Seal was n party to the con spiracy to defraud the plaintiff. The debt is for money avnuccd and notes indorsed. W. B. Howard , in answer to the petition of James Law to clear his title to a lot in Sun- nysidc addition , assorts that ho had entered Into an agreement \vith the former owner of the proportv , Mrs. McLemaa , whorchv ho was to sell the same and to have balf tlio 'amount of protit that was realized. Ho found a purchaser but Mrs. McLouian refused to sell , and ho thereupon illod the agreement in the recorder's ' ofllco , which is worth 8350 to him , said agreement being llled before Law bought the property. Nellie Npwsuin , charged with shooting John Taylor , was arranged this morning in the district court and pleaded not guiltv. The morning was occupied in thu distinct court by thn trial before Judge Field and n jury of Henry Mohr , charged with shooting his wife while in a drunken rngo because she refused to give him the family purse. Mohr was tried once before , nnd the Jury fouud him cuilty of shooting with intent to wound , but the court granted him a now trial on points raised by his counsel , J. C. Johnston , The prosecution had Just finished nt uoon. James Kyle of Mill precinct , called as a Juryman , failed to ebow upvhen the panel was culled , aud the court Issued nu nttacn- ment for contempt. Ho will bo brought In tooxplidn tomorrow morning. George Slado , living nt Eleventh nnd A streets , fell in his atablo last evening , breaking - ing his leg. Ho wus assisted to the house by his wife , and the Injury wus afterwards at tended by Or , Hatch. The bra department was called out last evening to Thirteenth nnd Q streets to SUK due the bluzo caused by an obstreperous gas oline steve which had exploded. Very little damage was dono. 10a Thu Tuesday Kvcnlng club entertained n number of friends ut the Hotel Lincoln lust evening Tlio lltprnry exorcises consisted of rend In ITS from ISIIinbolli Harrott Urownlntf , followed by a comedy skolcli , "A Oulat Fam ily , " An elegant Itinuli ntul dnticlng wouiul up the OVIMIIIB' | enjoyment. . . . Mr. Koblnson of I'unnmn precinct , father- in-law of County Commissioner Thotniw J , niclcson , dlcil Sumlnv from the effect * of n fall from tlio roof of hi * houso. Mr. Dlchson Is lUtciidlnif the fiiunr.il , Mr. Koblnson WM qulto ' nit aged gentleman. , n'PI The first ntitiunl orntoilcnl contest took nlnco nt Collier university laM , evening. 1 bo cohtostntiu were A. 1) ) . Hnrmoti , I'nulUoM nnd J.V. . lllcluii'll. Mr. Hlolnioll was the / / winner , with Mr. ( Joss seeontl. / Hilly Trnflloy , the best cntchorln the West- , * crn.association last year , put his ntimo to a Lincoln contract lust evening. Dnvo Uowo left this morning for Chicago to nttuiul the meeting there Tlmrsilny called by President ICrnutliofT. A young domestic In n South Lincoln fam ily win tnkeii suddenly III yoUonlny , her mistress not knowing what WIVM wrong. A doctor \vus called , but before ho arrived it child was bom to the girl. It wui dead when the doctor nrrlvcct , nnd nn examination showed that , no violence hud boon used. The Klrl refused to tell who was the fattier. She is recovering. Henry Adbover was arrested last night while raising n rumpus in a dUonlorly IIOUMO In the bottoms. Ho him u gun , which ho tit * tempted to use on Ollleor Harry , hut got arrested for hN trouble. He puld $1 nnd costs this mrtniint : . Angellno MuGownn died n petition lit the district court this morning against , her hus band , Alberts. McGowan. J. O. D.iy , whoso homo Is In Ottnmw.i , In. , went Into 0110 of the numerous pawnahom this inorntntr , so ho tells thu tiollco , anil when ho eonchtded his huslncs tiOKilgently depurtod without his valtso , I'onUilnliiB 11 lot of cloth- Ing.Vhon ho went back the proprietor told him ho had not been there before , had left no vnltso , nnd must bo a victim of a too vivid Im.iglmuloti. .r. O. Is ondenvorlni ; to flguvo the thing out to hU satisfaction. AltOllT It.lWJI.tKKIltl. 1 < Htt tf Illinois and South Dakota. Jimri ( Hitmen Jjim-ell , 'Twould save whole cart lo.uls of fuss , an" " throe or four months' o' Juw If sotno lllimlHotis patriot should back out and withdraw. They're HnfK San lfnm isco J2x unincr , The assembly has adopted a resolution praviiip congress to pass such lok'bUtiou us will ofTi'etuuily put a stop to the iuiinlKr.itIon of thu Illiterate nnd unassimllativo climes of Europe. The mcniuors of the assembly , bolni ? already hero , c.iu contemplate laws of that kind with furtltuto. Anil Covers a Multitude of Sinn. 2''cc iiiit I'rtbune , When the members of the legislature voted to pass the hill appropriating pay for their own services before they passed the hill for the rcllnf of the drouthy section they were simply conforming to the time-honored maxim that charity should he ln nt homo. This Is doubtless their Justification. _ GonoriniM to Klkn ( AVu. ) The railroad faro from Elko to Cnrsou is $17.70 , making the faro for the round trip S35.10. A sleeper berth from Elko to Kcno costs ? ; ) , or fit for the round trin. Ono meal each way on dining carat § 1 costa $2. Ex pense over night at iteno , say $ 'J , or $ li going and coming , making the total cxnenso for mileage and OXPOIIRO gohifr to and returning from the capital fill. 10. Then add f2.V0 ( ! for i / ' _ necessary drinks on thorouto _ , and wo have n grand total of $75. The members of the r legislature from Elko allowed themselves $17.r > for mileage , nnd the question arisen , where docs Unit extra $100 come in ) THE LiENTKX SH.YSOX. Its Observance by the Oliurolica In Prayer and V , Today Is Ash Wcdnesdnv , the begin ning of the Lenten season nnd especial serv ices will bo held in the Episcopalian , Catho lic and Lutheran churches. At Trinity cathedral services will bo hold at 8 aud 11 n. in. and at : : t ( ) p. in. During Lent the Episcopalian clergy will conduct a noonday service of prayer nnd In struction each week day In the reception room of Boyil'a opera houso. The services will begin nt li ! o'clock promptly , and will last but twenty minutes. The first of these services will bo held on Thursday , Dean Gardner ofllclatlng. In the Cntholio church services are held daily. The fast of Lent obliges all who have attained twenty-one years of ago , Children ovc-r seven years are bound by the law of ab stinence. Every dav la Lent , except Sunday , Is a fast day , on which it is forbidden to oat more than ono meal nnd to eat llesh meat. A light collation is , however , per mitted in the evening , at which the usual kinds of food may bo used , but not llesh meat ; and a cup of teaorcoffeo In the morning. Flesh meat Is permitted ut every meal on Sundays , and Dy special dis pensation once a day on Mondays , Tuesdays , Thursdays and Saturdays , except the second X nnd last Saturdays of tent. Tlio following persons are dispensed from both fast and ab stinence : The sick , the convalescent and dolieata women United States soldiers. In Held or In garrison , are exempt from the law of aostlncnco. The following persons uro dispensed from the fast but not from nbstl- V notice : Persons outraged In bard manual or bodily labor of an exhausting nature ; per sons of delicate constitution , and all these who are over sixty years of ago. I3y dis- pensation granted August ! 1 , 18S7 , these ex- empted from fasting on days wh ion moat , eggs ; and Inctnclnia are allowed to all , can partaho of thorn ns on Sundays. Tlio use of lard or drippings Is permitted lu cooking every day. for particular dispensation recourse must bo had to the pastor of thu congregation or his assistant. The time of performing the Easier duty of confession and holy communion commences on the Ilivst Suml.iy of Lent and ends on Trinity Sunday. During Lent Hov. Lloyd will hold religious services nt tlio Druid Hill passenger depot , Grace mission , ovury Thursday evening. THE COUNTY ItOAD FUND. The ComiiilsHloiiorn KeCiinc to IJIvldo It ivltli the City. 'The county commissioners held a brief session yesterday afternoon. The committee on roads submitted the fol lowing report , which was adopted : "Mr. Chairman Your comiultto to whom was referred the communication from the city council of Omaha in regard to a division of the road fund , would respectfully recom- inond tlmt name bo Illod , owing to tlio fact that the statutes do not allow of such action , nnd until the statutes are modified at UiU session of tno legislature , the board cannot comply with the reijuest of the council. " The request of the council was that the city bo allowed 50 percent of the road fund for expenditure within the city limits. The chairmen of the hoard and committed on roads were instructed to go to Lincoln and look'after the road fund matter. The Mcgcath matter will bo heard at 10 a. in. Saturday. State jlnnrtl of I'linrinnoy. The state bonrd of pharmacy mot nt tha Mlllard yesterday and held an examination of thu applicants for certificates as pharma cists. About twenty applicants presented tumnsclvos for examination and an all dny sosslon.was hold. Last o veiling Iho pharmacy ' hoarii'left for Lincoln , whom uu examination will bo held today. Highest of all in Leavening Power TJ. S. Gov't , . . Report , Aug. 17 , 1889. Bakin Powder ABSOLUTELY PURE