rr THE OMJU3A BAIL'S BEEFJIEDAY : ! , OOTOBEE 3 , 1890 , 5 Mn-TROSI UNDERTAKERS. Abrogata Ttslr Oontriot with the N&tiotul Burial Oaso People. UGISLATION on SANITATION DEMANDED. lcnt Drlnclmrst "Wnnts to Ilo- VglRn Ills Crotvrt Tlio Worlc of Bclcotlng an Ofllotal Taper. At the morning ncsslon ot tbo undertakers1 Convention nearly all of tbo delegates wcro in their scaU , looking bright and fresh as Daisies , after their recreation at the Coliseum last night. The session was opened JbyMr. McXulty Vritb a tenor solo which was enthusiastically Cncorcd. President Brlnghurst prefaced his remarks Upon the opening by informing the conven tion that ho had been led to suppose by the action of the executive committee that he waste to remain the president of the association , a V position with which ho had been Identified for I'tho ' past three jcars , nnd took occasion ' to Inform the delegates that ho pad llrmly and finally decided that ho could not tlevoto his time to y the duties of that , position any further. Ilo Raid he Iiaa taken this tltno to announce Hint no should firmly and ( positively decline to ncrvo tbo association in that capacity. The czpcnso attendant upon the rropcr perforra- Unco of the duties of that ofllco VMS dwelt ppon and tha president announced it as hla Opinion that the expanses of the president Buoukl bo titiid by the association. It was decided on account of tbe amount Df business before tbo convention , thatit Vrould be impossible to adjourn before Satur. flay afternoon. This was warmly opposed by Berne of the delegates nut was carried. Thu committee on obituaries presented its report , containing suitable resolutions upon the death of members of tlio association. _ , . Arejxjrt of the committee oa thoanti-trust IU. which VMS adopted , -was to the effect that thu bill abrogated nil contracts between the National Burial Case association nnd the Funeral Directors' association and the com- tnlttcu endorsed the bill In all its features. The committee on sanitary legislation rcc- OmmcmlcJ that the stuto associations act in concert with other organizations In securing the passage of suitable laws for the enforce- _ tncnt of laws on sanitation , and also in sccur- ] S\K \ the pussaRO of laws requiring the exam ination of undertakers us to their qualifica tions In this matter. The report was adopted. The executive committee recommended In Its report that the Incoming administration Usoovcrj-pieans In Ita power to learn the cause of the defection In the Illinois associa tion and endeavor to overcome the cause of that defection if possible. Iho report con- talncd other recommendations and was adop ted \vliolo. . Mr , Lnube of Virginia , asljcd if the resolu tion , which had been adopted , to the effect that all contracts between the association and the National Jlurlul Case association be abro gated , referred also to contracts between state associations and the burial coso associa tion. tion.An An animated discussion followed this ques tion and It wa ? evident that thcra vras a great diversity of opinion on this question. It Beeraed to bo the concensus of opinion that the state association had a rlgh to make con tracts with any supply house but could not prevent that house from supplying dealers outsida the association without cominR within the pale of the law. The discussion was con tinued In an animated manner for several piitiutcs when itvos called to a halt by the president on a point of order. . The report of the committee on the anti-trust rbillwas read by request and , showed that It bad boon already decided that all contracts hould bo abrogated whereupon the discus- lion was declared out of order. The report of the commissioner referring to this same fubject was on motion , referred to the com mittee on law. The committee on trade papers endorsed the suggestions of the president regarding Ihe necessity of the editors of the same elevating the standard of their publications and recommended that , on account of the Action of the paper which had been tnadotho Official organ , of the association proposing to charge for the notices of all meetings of the association and nil accounts of Its proceedings , thntofllchl recognition bo withdrawn. _ It was evident that each of several papers „ ' Of' the trade hail a coterie , of friends in the convention and an animated discussion fol- ylowcd , in which many slurs were thrown out , > ut the names of the papers were not men tioned. A warm argument nrose as to whether the Adoption of tbo report of the committee car ried with It the oOlcinl recognition of the association as far as all papers wcro con cerned. A motion to the effect that all recognition bo withdrawn from all papers was lost. After considerable cross-firo the Casket tvas officially recognized as the official organ , the national association. )0f A motion that the secretary notify the edi tors of all other papers to discontinue an nouncing their publications as "the official orpnn" of the tradcoccosioned another warm dooato , and was finally withdrawn. The committee appointed to confer with the general association of baggagc agents and Btate boards of health with reference to the transportation of dead bodies , reported that the present laws were not such as to bring atxMit tbo desired results and advocated that efforts be wade to secure tno passage of suit able legislation. The report was adopted. J. B. Mclutyro of St Catherines , Out. , was On the programme for an address and an nounced that ho had prepared one on "Our Fraternal Halations , " which ho asked bo printed in tbo proceedings and not read. There wcro loud calls for the reading of the POIKT nnd the writer proceeded to comply. At the conclusion of the reading the con tention nJiouruod until 'i p. rn. Afternoon Session. Tbo members wcro slow in assembling at the afternoon session and It was 2:30 : o'clock Vvlion President Briughurst called the con vention to order. A delegate from Virginia arose and said \ ( hat no bad a resolution to offer. It was to "the effect that Richmond , Va. , bo urged as plactifor holding the next convention. ! resolution was received and referred. B.Frank Kirk of Gertnantown , Pa. , was Introduced aa the speaker for the aftcrnooa. lie said ho was no orator and advised his bearers to take cos ; positions , lean back and go to sloop. The reina'rk was received with loud ar > plause and he then proceeded with his ad dress. Ho thought the profession vrould never reach a high , standing until a code of ethics had been ajoptcj and lived up to In every particular. ' 'Law , " said ho , "la a commodity that yon can buy nnd sell as you can merchandise lii tbo markets of tbo world. A cede of eth ics seeks to outllno a law unto yourselves , pno to bo studied so that a man may shed a lustre upon the calling ha has chosen. " Thu spt-akor was of the opinion that under takers should lend pure lives tbo same as other people and should occasionally accom pany their wives to the church fairs , "for , " vald ho. "there you will find pcoplo raffling off 10-r nt articles for H each. Bon'ttako > CfleniO at this for this may cot apply to any member present. " Ho said amaiuvhols in tha business for tbo money , and tbo money only , should bo got rid of us soon as possible , for such a man will always bo a cancer and n thorn In the side of the association and vrlll always be a drawback to the objects to bo accomplished. Undertakers can gain more by setting a good example than by tell ing whut others should do. Ho thought the dignity of tbe calling hod not been considered as fully as It should have > cen bv the men who are In the business. U'heeyesof the people and the public nross lire upon tbo undertaken and tills should In- Btll them to be true uid faithful to t cede of ctUles. It Is not so much what la accom plished in the start , but what Is wanted , is the confidence of the people , The spojkor thought every man in the business should display the sign "undertaker , " and not at tempt to makoa show by declining ; himself to bo a funeral director , "for , " said ho , "wo Vrant to bo plain men Uko our fathers were. " At the conclusion of Mr. Kirk's address the ppphuso was deafening. When It subsided a vote of thanks was extended to him and also ( o Mr. Mclntyro for their addresses. Tbo secretary reported that tul * rear there wcro lwenty-flv a.tsodatlons repre sented nt the convention , covering thirty-flvo states , territories ind provinces , compared with twcnty-thrco assotlations la t year representing - resenting thirty-one stale * and prorincos. The commutes on thorovision of the con * stitatloti and by-laws Dresented 1U report , whlhwas adopted. All rtforenco In the constitution ted by-Inns to a commissioner was strlcKcn out ru well DA the section of the by-laws relating to the compact hot ween the International association and tbe national burial cue association. J. Howcll of Illinois said the Banal Case association tad boycotted a number of the undertakers of his state , and ho thought It was tirro to cut loose and let that organiza tion work out Its own salvation. The committee on resolutions reported the following , which was unanimously adopted ! Kc ol\cd , That it vet of thanVi boand Is hereby extended tr th It contention to the of ficers and cipctitlro committee of tbo Ne- br 4Ka Funeral Directors' rvssoclatlon ; toller. A. . W. Lamarand the members of the commit tee on entertainment and their ladles for their ret/ kind courtesies shown to the dolwitei and ladlM aUomlln ? this contention , and t ho SDlcndlilfntertaliitnont furnished us ; also to the resident undertakers of thocltrof Omaha fortio | kindliest they have ( howa us. and to GorornnrTliaycr for liti kind vrordiof wel come ; to the press or tlio city for reporting the procpiKllnR'i of the convention ; toT. I' . MeN - N ulty for his splendid vocal and Instru mental music ; and further llesolred. That nhon wpRofromthU Tjo.iutl- ful city It bo with & feeling that It has been pool tobo here , and with n fcelln ; of rccrrt that we cannot stnyloniror ; tnat we will pro fit by having been tozcthcr. and thit when MO return to our homes wunlll po with the do ter mination to raise the standnrJ 6f our profes- slon to .1 higher and firmer piano thanev r before. The committee on place of meeting reported In favor of holding the next convention at Richmond , Ta. , tboilnt Monday In October , 1801. The report was unanimously adopted. Joseph Laubo of Richmond made a short speech , thanking- convention for selecting his homo town , and a-isurcd the members of an old "Virginia welcome. A number of bills were allowed , among them bdnp one forKtOOas salary for the sec retory , and $000 for the president's salary. The following ofllcers were elected : Presi dent , Robert K. Bringhurst. of Philadelphiaj vice presidents , John II. .Mclntyro of St. Catherine's , Ontario , Mike O. Maul of Omaha , W. I ) . McAvoj * of California ; secre tary , John II. Sharer of Ohio ; treasurer , Charles A. Miller of Ohio. The convention then adjourned until Satur day afternoon at 2 o'clocf , at which tiruo the president will announce tha executive com mittee. Jn the notice of the arrival of the delegates from the east there was no reference to the services of n , gentleman who has contributed in no snail degree to the comfort and con venience of the party in Its trip. This gen tleman was Jlr. D. N. Day of Hazelton , Pa , , the genial representative of the Hozleton manufacturing company , who had full charge of tbo arrangcmsnts of the party and dis charged hU duties In this line to the com plete satisfaction of those most nearly con cerned. 1C it r a Liability tci Itlalnrlal Infection Persons -whoso blood is thin , digestion weak and liver sluggish , are extra-liable to the attacks of malarial disease. The most trifling : exposure may , under such conditions , infect a system which. If healthy , would re sist the miasmatic taint. The only way to secure Immunity from malaria in localities where it Is prevalent , is to tone and retaliate the system by improving weakened diges tion , enriching thoblool , and giving a whole- sonio Impetus to biliary secretions. These results are necompllsned tynothing1 so tcf- fecttvely as Hosteller's Stomach Bitters , which long experience has proved to bo he most reliable safeguard against fever and ague and kindred disorders , aswell as the best remedy for them. The Bitters arc , moreover , an excellent invlgorant of the organs of urination , and an active depute nt , eliminating from the blood those acid impur ities which originate rheumatic ailments. Omaha Art Exnlhibltlon Association. A movement of great Importance to the city was Inaugurated last Monday , and jester- day took definite shape In the filing with the county recorder of the articles ofincorpora- lionof the Omaha Art 'Exhibition association. The incorporators are Herman Kountzc , Dr. Ueorge L. Miller , G. VV. Llningor. Lewis S. Reed , James W. Savage , "W. V. Morse and J. N. II. Patrick. The object of this organlza- lion Is the forming of a collection of works of art , the exhibition of such collections and the maintaining of a building for the proper care and exhibition of the same , and the founding of a permanent art exhibition. It Is tbo purpose of these gentlemen , to gether with their associates , numbering , twenty of the leading business men of Omaha , to take steps to have each year in this city an art exhibition second to none in this country. Arrangements hare already been made for such an exhibition la this city during next November which will bo com plete in every detail , lor six months past a gentleman well Known in art circles has traveled through the caritah of the world collecting pictures for this cihiDltlon. Lon don , Paris and Berlin , as well as art cen ters of this country , hare been visited , and their cblofcst art treasures secured for this display In our western city , and so great bus been the success of the gentleman that a col lection of pictures , now almost ready for shipment here , has been made , and Is second to none over- before brought under ono roof in this country. OTho names of Bourgcrcau , Tnnls , Rosa Bonheur. LehermcttoVe ks , Bierstadt , Bentloy-ICnight , Saint Pierre , Rysdeck , Brldgman and other-American and foreign artists ara guarantee at the pictures pro vided and contributed by then would make any art collection famous , and not ono but several pictures by each of thcso arlists are eluded. Among Iho most noted of these pictures is JUourgereau's"Cominprof Sprintr , " which re ceived the gold medal from the Paris salon of 18S3. as well as pictures byVeoks and Lcher- mcttcwhich received the gold medal of the same prcat Institute ; Bierstadt's ' famous "Buffalo Hunt-which was sold la London for&O.OOO. and which has been secured from its owner for exhibition with this collection , tvim Rival uiiuciuiy ; ouu 01 uuin > s i.ir usi and beat landscapes ; Bentley Knight's "Call ing the Ferryman , " whlcn has been aclmowl- edged a great work ; of art , together with other paintings numbering about tire hundred. Ono of Iho gentlemen at the bead of this movement goes in a few days to Now York city where among his artist friends ho ex pects to collect a lurgonumbcrof other pictures to odd further to the in terestof theexhibltion. The result will be a collection of sit or seven hundred of the finest oil paintings by modern artists. But this Is not the end of the good planned by these gentlemen. It Is intended by them to get an exhibition of equal merit each year and with the proceeds of this exhi bition establish u permanent fund from which to erect the proposed hulldir j. The lower story of this will bo occupied by the public library , and the upper ones will bo arranged for the art gallery , In which to place the art treasures , which this association expects to collect , thus affording to the people of the city a place for recreation and the study of art , such 03 ivlll ho second to none in this country. The movement is entirely a public spirited one , from which it is not expected by the gentlemen engaged in it , that a dollar will bo realized. _ Quinsy troubled mo for twenty years. Since I started using Dr. Thomas' Electric Oil , have uot had an attack The oil cures so ro throat at once. Mrs. Lctta ConraiStandlsn , Mich. . October 24,1SS3. IIEAJ ) TO HEA.l > . Tire Freight Xratiii Collide on the B , & n. Jloatl. The east-bound passenger over the B. & M. did not arrive yesterday morning , owing to a wreck that occurred at Chalco about 3 o'clock. Owing to a misunderstanding of orders , two freight trains , N'o. 11 and an extra west , met in la a head-cad collision. Iv'o ono was killed , but a dozen box can wcro derailed and Iho track was badly torn up for some distance. Engine No. 119 was badly wrecked and a switch cnpico was sent out to take her to the shops. All trains were sent via the .Vshtand cut-off until the track was cleared. Omaha passengers for the west were sent to CreapolU and transferred , also the mail , bairgagtiund express. The wreck was cleared away at 10:10 : o'clock and No. 5 went out only a few min utes lut . Airs. AVlnslow's Soothing Syrup for call drcn teething cures wind colic , diarrhoea , etc , 25 cents a bottle. Horritle Death of the Late President of tto Plumben' ' Union. ANOTHER COLLISION ON THE B. & M , Two Jfotor * Meet on the Connell - ell Bluff * Bridge and Ono Nearly Drops to the River Below. Mike Conway , late president of the plumb ers union of this dty , was killed near Grec- Icy , Col. , on Monday last. The news , how ever , did not reach this city until Wednesday , liow ho met his death , whether through the malice of enemies or his own carelessness , is , not known. Ills remains were found on the track of the Union Pacific a few miles from Oreeley and wcro horriblv mangled , both nands and legs being severed from the trunk. The body was brought to Oreeley. where the pockets were searched In the latter \vcro found two traveling journeymen's ' cards of the plumbers' union. Ono of these bore the narno of M. J. Con- wav , the other P. J. Moran. There were also se/cral letters found on Ills person , and some of thcso had been writ ten by his -wife. Word was tent to the plumbers' union at Denver , and H. D. McGaan , the president , through tha cards identified tbe deceased and ordered the remains brought to that city. Ho then tclcgnphcd Mr. Joseph Buggy , a plumber working for John Rowe & Co , stating that the remains xrcre badly decomposed and that the association would bury them at Denver unless otherwise di rected. Mrs. Convray , the mother of the unfortunate - nato man , was seen and ordered the remains to bo brought to Chicago. Jliko C'onwaywas born In Chicatro , where his mother and sisters still reside. After be coming a tradesman do moved to Milwaukee \vhcro he went into business oa a largo scale and amassed quito a competency. Several years ago ho cama to this city and readily found employment as a jour neyman. For several years no was foreman In A. 0. Ulchtcnborgcr's shop and , In fact , worked there almost continuously until about two months ago , when ho left on his fatal journey , Mike was ono of the best plumbers In the country and was very popular among the members of the craft. Ho VMS a great organ izer and a man of daring and determination , He was the leading spirit of the plumbers' union of this city during the last strike , tliouph no lost his hold when the movement resulted In failure. His family consists of eisht children , who with his widow reside at Nineteenth avenue and Locust street , The journeymen plumbers Of union No. 16 met at their hall last night to take action ro- gardlng the death of their ex-president. Mike Conway. Resolutions of sympathy for the \vifeandchlldrcn wcro adopted and spread upon the records. A collection -was taken up nnd $110 raised , ivhlch will bo given to the widow this morning. The remains of Mr. Con wavvlll bo mot at tbo union depot at 4 o'clock this afternoon hy allof the members of tbe union , who will march In a body from their hall. Mrs. Conway ivlll depart for Chicago at o'clock this evening. SO VTM OJi.4H.rt KB WS. Not ! J. Ilnbbcll Arrested. Ned J. Hub boll was one of the pioneer and trusted bank clerks , and a year ago while In the employ of the South Omaha National bank went wrong to the extent of $1,000 or more. At the instance of tha Fidelity and Casualty company of New "York , which paid the bank KOO lor Mr. Hub- bell's defalcation , the fugitive was arrested in Hoboken , N. J. , "Wednesday and will be brought back hero for trial. Mr. Hubhcll's fall is said to have been from gambling , and in his short and rapid downtvard course ho took his frieuds in lor all they had to spare. Besides the &GO from the bank made good by the insurance company , Ir. Hub boll had borrowed various sums from the bank em ployes ranging from $150 down , and all his young friends and associates on the street , none of whom doubted him , contributed to the extent of their means and confidence to keen aphis unsuccessful gambling career. Sir. llubbcll was universally respected , VMS said to bo engaged to a youncrlady in Feorla , ! ! ! . , aud till after ho had flown had the confidence of the bank officials and cit izens. The Work or a Scoundrel. Yesterday some ono drove up to the residence - idenco of M. M. Parish in Sirpy county , Just south of Albright , and asked Mrs. Parish to sign some papers , tolling her that ho had j ust come from the Union , Pacific headquarters at Omaha , and that the papers related to the rob bery of freight from cars for which robbery Vi'nlshand Daley have been arrested and tnat Mr. Parrisb wanted her to sign tbo papers right away so that they could bo re turned to Omaha. Mrs. Pamsh , on being denied the papers to road , declined to sign them , whereupon the man handed her a written order signed with Mr. Parrish's ' name , the signature of which she recognized at once as a forgery. JVs tbo scoundrel re fused to allow her to road the papers their contents or his object cannot bo known other than It is believed to compromise her in tbo prosecutions. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Arrested for 1'oclcet Picking. It Creoll , colored man picked thopockct of Mrs , Morrison , who resides at Twenty- first and H streets while In a motor car , get ting only 2o ecuts. Officer Hughes arrested him. Arm Uroken by a Kick. Edward Dawson , son of E. P. Dawson , was kicked yesterday by a horse. Ono"of the bones In the lad's arm was fractured. Notes Abe at the City. .John Barka , after a serious illness , is be tter. Prank Saukup Is dangerously sick with malarial fever. A son has been horn unto Mr. and Mrs. Charles Grager. George ICiser has removed from Twenty- seventh and Li to No.Ji5 N street. JohnMoher , the expert book-keeper at the G. H. Hammond packing house , has resigned , 1'atriclc TvicMahon is building a neat resi dence oa illsaouri avenue and Twentieth street. I'ostofrlco Inspector Spooner of Lincoln Is Intho city lookincup the matter of the pro posed changoof the postoOlcc. Gus Livingston of the Union Pacific express - press force , has been transferred to Omaha and given u more lucrative position. The district convention of Good Templars will meet In Ancient Order of United Wood man hall , Twenty-sixth and N street Satur day evening. Arrangements have been completed for the oyster supper to bo given Tuesday evening by the young men of the Presbyter ian congregation. A. Helve son was In the city Wednesday and reported that his young wife had been lost , strayed or stolen , ana invoked the aid of the police to find her. Captain McMabon says that ho observed the woman down at Al bright , but since the husband put in his ap pearance no trace of her bos been discovered- Alxmt People. E. H. Hull has gone to Chicago. J. L. Wilcot will remove from Iroquols , S. D , , and locate hero. Dr. N. Berry was called to Afton , la , , by the serious illness of his mother. Mr. and airs. H.Sanders of Grand Island are the guests of Mr. nnd Mrs. J. H. Ejgors. Mrs. Arimada. Taylor and Mrs. C. Burton. of Atlantic , la. , are the guests of Air. and Mrs. A J. Caughey. Van Houtca's Cocoa Pure , soluble , eco nomlcal. _ Went to the Corn Palace. The board of trade excursion left the \Veb- sterstrcct depot at8:15yesterday : morning , having aboard about two hundred persons , members of the board with Ihcr wives and daughters. Secretary Kason acted as master of cere- monies. The train consisted of throe coaches and a bartfraga car , with a stock < nnd & Hut car , the t-wo latter containing twof Jim Stephen- son's Ully-bo coaches aa six horses foteach. Each excursionist waS'Mccoratod with i red silk baJpo oa v hle > u were printed ia black letters ' 'Omaha Hoard nt Trade Excur sion toSiour City Ucrn-JUlace , October J , 1S . " These wcro hcliUa.tilaco with a gilt bar pin on which wcro the words "Bcird cl Tmdo. " The excursionists returned homo at ) It O'clock last nlfiht. They reported nn enjoyable - able trip nnd stated thae Ihelr ride through the town in the tally-hd coaches was one of the leading features of the , day. Upon their arrival at the depot la t nlsht they were met with carriages nnd convened to their respeo- tire hotels and residences.- . , Number Ono In Iron anil Steel. Mayor Grant of New York has re ceived an invitation to ( Unowith tlio delegates of the British Iron and steel Interests , who are coming over hero next month. The Invitation Is extended by the Council oC the Iron and Steel Insti tute of Great Britainof whlehSlr James Kltsoou , Hart. , Is president. The din ner -will bo at Dolnionlco's on the nlpLt ol October 2 , says the Now- York Sun. The Invitation reached the mavor through the American Institute of Nlin- Ing Engineers , and. was felgncdbv Abram S. Hewitt , president , nnd UV. . Raymond mend , secretary. It roads : "Tho period ol this dinner Is peculiarly slgulllcant , marking , as it docs , the advance of the United States to the rank heretofore held by Great Britain , at tha head , of Iron and steel producing nations ol the world , a fact of such international im portance ) as to deserve appropriates ro- cotniitlon on the part of statesmen , ns It will undoubtedly receive extended com ment during the approaching meeting on the part of American and foreign teohnlcnl experts. " \Voman'a 1Vay. PittsburgDispath ! "I toll you , the affairs of tuts country will never bo run ripht until women take a Imnd in 'em ' , " said a no\vly \ married citizen. "Tho other afternoon a follow got mo Into a discussion over the McKlnley bill , and I vent homo to supper feeling hot. In tno course or tno evening1 ray wno re marked , very sweotryand insinuatingv : " ' John , dear,1 she said , 'I saw an only too lovely nleco of goods today , and I in tend to order a dress oil of it tomorrow. ' "I know that meant a ilfty at least , but I said nothing- some time. I had an Idea , though , and finally I decided to risk it. " 1vlsh \ that chap would quit bothering - with that bill ' 1 said ingmo McKinley , , 'ho worries the life out of me with It. ' " 'O. pay it , John , dear , pay it'said , ' my wife. 'Don't let it worry you any longer. J.'ll wait till next month for my dress. Pay it , won't ' you , deari" "I promised to pay It the very next day , nnd I tell you right here that unless wo have a woman at tlio helm pretty soon the ship of state is bound for the rocks. " _ Queen Victoria has aromarakbly finoheail of hair , for a lady of her agof but her son , the 1'rlnceof "Wales , Is quite bald. Had ho used Dyer's Hair Visor earlier" life , his head might , today , have been as. well covered as that of his royal mother , 's not too late yet A. Shorter Form of Deed. The law which has Juat gene into ef fect In this city substituting for the cumbrous legal verbln.g'o of the warrantv deed and mortgage ft1 "short form1' ' which the legislature declares shall an swer every purpose , uKfe'givon a great deal of pleasurable rtljCl.to most mom- boi-s o ( the bar and M I } strike laymen In general as amostscn&iblo enactment , says the Is'ovv "York World. Tbo various involuted sentences and-hhrdly intelligl- Mo phrases and allusions by which a feu dal landlord convo Al't ; fief to a vassal and vested him w'ith a title tO"n mos- fiuago or a liercdltamenthavo nothing at all to do-with , tno businesa-liko leasing of an apartment in ono of the newly de corated flats by Colonel Dennis O Gal lagher to a gentleman at work on the aqueduct. Besides , the lawyers charge just as much for drawing up a deed or jnortgage under the now short form as they did under the old longform. . To Dispel Colds , Headaches and fevers , to cleanse the system effectually , yet gently , when costive or bit- ious.or when the blood Is impure or sVucjris h , to permanently euro habitaal constipation , to awaken the kidneys and liver to a healthy activity , -without irritating or weakening them , uao Sjrup of Figs. A. Tiger Swallows a ficd-llot Bolt. A. curious tale of the death , of a tiger comes from the Sontlml Pergunanahs. A man was seated on a , tree at night watching his fields , whan he noticed & tleer prowling ; and salBlng tbq air and gradually approaching hU perch , until it actually came under the machan , which It tried to pull down. The Son- thaleo , bold by nature , sat fearlessly looking on , considering all the while as to what ho should do. * Quick as thought ho took a red-hot iron , and as the hungry man eater with open mouth leaped to catch hla hanging leg , ho dropped the bolt Into his mouth and the tiger iit once swallowed itvi th what result it is needless to say , except that the boast was found not far off the next morning "stark andstiff."Thoonly question is : " "Where did the red-hot iron come from ? " No doubt from the next village , which la about three miles off. Women Who Kill Flowers. It is a peculiar fact that some women kill flowers within twenty minutes after they are adjusted to the corsage , says the Chicago Herald. Others will wear thorn for hours and they will look ns fresh as when they wore first- pinned on | A florist said : "Women wear flowers sometimes because they are vain , not hecauso they love them. Flowers are alive , and Jt kills them to lay near the heart that has no love for them. They droop and mourn theinsolves to death be cause they know there is nothing in com mon between them and the wearer , They are like little children they love those who love them , , . 'and their best , brightest beauty is glv'dnjto the vroman who pins the bouquet * on through her love for the flowers. " JrVphyslciansaid : "CorUdnly some women- fan kill llowers within n very few minutes. It is a sure indication that a poisdnuus vapor is es caping from the bouy U > a great degree. It may be the result oftfltaeaso or It may bo that bathing and proper care of the skin are neglected. " " ulu Water , we L y i Soap -01,4 Cents ' A TT Calo jy A Gypsy's The Now Vork Preaaiaays that-tho fol lowing somewhat romantic story of ono of the most popular young duchesses In England ia perfectly true , and told by a frlond : Before she married and , "in deed , before she even know the duke she had her fortune told hy a gypsy at the races. The woman.-with the smooth flattery of her trlbo. promised marriage and marriage with a duke three years of unalloyed , bliss , and then a year of misery. Curiously , in this case , part of the gypsy's words h yo come true. The duke appeared , wiw and conquered , marriage followed , and two very happy years. So fur good. But the 'first part of the prophecy having comoastold , the yountf duchies believes the whole must bo realized , and as the time of woo draws nigh the fear preys upon her mind to such an extent she cannot shaJto off the dread , and has become nervously in- moftwuz Have you used PEARSW v/ep.f when J was tptru.&nd every d * K f Sexpolio .is a.sol id ofsco'UTingvsoap used far cleaning purposes "Ah I Mi ! " Cried the house "Oh ! Oh ! " Cried the DIRT , wife , "The Secret I know , no 11 At length I must go , I cannot DIET can resist withstand o SJQLPGZiIO. " NO OTJREl ! MO Dr.DOWNS 1316 Douglas Street , Omaha , ! Ne"b. Seventeen jear ' experience. . A rcstlar crutuatiln . medicine . , ! ! dlrtotna-sihorr. Is ntllloattrlnT wlrt theKrealestauccosjiillNciroun.rhronlc&na l'rlr. teitlsoaie Apernunontciiro s rant 'l fotCularrh . Spermatorrhoea. I.oaljlunhrort. Nominal Woaknua. .Night I/sos , Icupolcncr , flrphlll ! . Stricture , un3tl , . . dlionneioi . UicUlooO Sklntrul L'tlnarj Oreani N. I ) 1 cQurantet&OUfor every caul unilerlakianii til . . tacure. . Co notation . ft ou. Hooklllj-B'.trlui of Life ) tent trou. OSlcalioura- . o. to to. 101 m. 1012 n. disposed. Itls to be hoped herhusTjand , who is most tenderly devoted tohor\vill honbloto find some charm against the fatal prophecyor the duchess' ' nervous anxiety may end In unhappily realizing1 its fulfillment in her own. scrioui illness. A National Tallin . As Illustrative of a pliase of life in Bolivia It may he delicately hinted that vfhilo the poor Indians are notorious for stealing small things never under any stress of temptation or opportunity tak ing articles of value the Gholos , and oven , some members of the so-called , "host society , " are thieves , sa.ya a Bolivian waiter. At public balls and private parties tha ton must bo secretly \valched ; and in spite of all precautions it frequently happens that spoons , nap kins , aud costly bric-a-bruo are surrcp- tloualy appropriated. N"ot long ugo a young man , who is prominent in the highest circle of society hero , had a valuable "diamond pin stolon. He was certain who the thief was , but said noth ing about his loss. At the very next ball he beheld his diamond blazing on the shirt front of the gentlommi whom ho had suspected ; when ho walked up to him , pai-tncr on arm , and without any attempt at privacy , said to him , "You have inydiainonupinsenor , ; I will thank : you for it. " "O , well , " nonchalantly replied the thlof , "it's all right ; I'll return it to morrow. " And ho did. The only railroad trainout of Omaha run expressly for the accommodation of Omaha , Council Bluffs , Dos Moines and Chicajjo business is the Rock Island ircstibuled limited , leaving Omaha at 4:15 : p. m. dally. Ticket oiflco 1602 , Six teenth and Farnain sts. Omaha Xlncoln tiered Her. Thegravoof .Ann Eutledpe , the first sweet-heart of Abraham uincoln , will not "soon-havo afittim ? monument , " as the Clilcagro Herald of September 1 an nounced. 'The matter is only talked of , " writes a citizen of Petersburg1 , 111. , to the Chicago Tribune , "but so far there Is no design for one oven. " The remains of the emancipator's first love had lain neglected in the cemetery ut New Concord , 111. , for nearly fifty-five years , and the pruvo was discovered only after much ditllculty , having1 teen bea'ten down nnd overgrown by the storm and decay of time. Recently the body was exhumed and hurled In Oak land cemetery at Petersburg , III. , where a plain slab with the mime 'v.Ann Hut- ledge" is erected to mark the resting placeofftbvokon-heaited maiden. Henry McNeil , her first lover , deserted her and Lincoln's engagement iollovred soon after , but tha faithlessness of her first loVe caused her death at nineteen years of age. The new ofhces of the great Itoclc Island routolGOi , Sixteenth andForna in street Omaho , are the finest in the city. Call and see them. Tickets to all points east at lowest rates. * There never was a time in the wo rid when things were made so well as now some things. There never was a time when things were sold so acceptably some things. Take the Kabo corset for instance of both. If it breaks its "bones "in a year you go to the store where you bought it and get your money back. elf it kinks its "lones" and rolls up , as most of the corsets do on "women of cer tain forms , you get your money back If it slips or shifts its "bones , " you get your money back. If it doesn't suit you , after wearing a veefcor two , back you goto the store and get your money , o There's a primer on Cor sets for you at the store. Coicno Courr Co. , Oicacotafl tftw Ycrt Religious Dyspepsia. Rev. Dr. Talmage , the most original of sen sible leaders , discusses this common distemper. Then he relieves his * mind on Coughing in Church tells How ChiMreu AM Spoiled , speaks of Money m Youthful Pockets and talks on in his convinc ing and entertaining way. The OCTOBER Ladies' Home Journal i ' Some other interesting articles : THE PRACTICAL HOUSEKEEPER. ODinncrdishes deliplHfullydigestible. DLa.xn.ilvo food. HOME DRESSMAKING. The realization ol economic taslo. * THE WOULD OP FASHION. Truthful reflections of tlio newest A3 * OPENING FOU YOUNG WOMEN' . Anew trade-profession. EXERCISE for "WOMEN Common sense backed by knowledge , "WEDDING DA.Y ANNIVERSARIES. From rcoodcn to col den. READTT M.APE FAMILIES. "Words to second-fathers and mothers. CHIL.DRKN . OF THE VANDEUIJIE/T3. Interesting view of the oflBprlngsof weal tli , ETIQUETTE POINTS FOR GUESTS. To do and. not to do. THE KING'S D-AUGHTEIIS. Practical religious reading , edited by the President. CURL , 1'A.PEllS AND HUSBANDS. AVays of rc ulatinp those halr-laco nuisances. TBE COURTSHIP OF GEN , GRA.NT. IhoNvarrior's unwni-liko proposal. HINTS ( or PRIVATE THEATRICALS .Appreciated by both actor and audi ence. HOW I HAVE GROWN OLD. F. T. Baraum explains bis unim paired health. THINGS TO BE MADE FOR FA.IB3. Tno "Bap Fair" and runnlnsr It. WOMEN AS LITERARY" WORKERS. Their Inadaptability to lilgh literary work. ALL AnOUT FLOWERS. Two papeaot timely floriculture , On the news stands , ] _ Oc a copy , By mail , One Dollar a year. Curtis PubllshiniTco. , Phtladolphia. DliVMOXDS. Watchcft anil Diamond * with Tot ntulOofTccVNovcl \V jr oMntrotlucliiK tidodfl , The names of till ptruonjrectilvln 5 diamond mend ? , \v tcho9. etc. , are added to this list tlaily. The Ovorhxnd tea company ol San Francisco haw routed the sloro , 1305 Farnnm , next toltellmrm'sclothing house , ruul In orilor to introduce their Roods this company wlllpresonlfor tlxty days souvenirs with ovorycim ol tcaand cottoo sold , such ns solid gold , illverimd nickel watches , also genuine diamonds In solid pold scUliifrs , silver tablowiro , also inonoy and nmny other articles of less rallies. Every purchaser will rocclvo a souvenir , ThocofTeo , can nnd contents weigh about tlirco pounds , the tea , can and contents weigh about ono iiml a hivlf pounds. This cxi > o ! lvo anil novel way ol ndvortlslufjrill bodi.ieontlnuod alter tlxty days nnd thcso really choice Roods will bo sold strictly on tholr merits , but utthout the souvenir. Ol course every purchaser must not expect to got n diamond mend or vratcli. Tills company claim that they have just as Rood a riplit to glvo Awuy wntcuos , diamonds or ievolry and inonojns their competitors huto to glvo awny glassware , chromes , etc. Got , up a club. These \vlio cet up a club order most always got a liandtomo pres ent. Orders by mail promptly forwimlod to all parts ot the "United StnKs on ro- ceiptof cash orpostotllce order , Terms : Slnglocn.il , $1 ; fix lor SV , thirteen for $10 $ , ml tvcnty-sovcn for JiO. Address Overland TOL company , Omaha , Nob. Store open from s o clock a. in. to O o'clock p. in. and Saturday s till 10 o'clock p. m. Now open. Mrs. P. I ) . Gelding , Poppletonavenue , dliimond rlnp ; Mrs. S. E. Marling , Hod- foi-d , Ia. , fcilver live Vwttlocastcr ; Gcoruo Lawrence , S. 13th , SM in pold cola in tea ; lira , llorman Humcthal , S. 16th , money in can ; Otto Boil , 21st and Oak tts. , silver cal < o stand ; Harry Granger , Lcavcnworth st , , pcnts' hunting case cold watch ; Ella Garner , ITartmiii st , , diamond , ruby and sapphire ring In tun ; Mrs. A. DahmS. l lh , silver five bottle caster and money in can , AndrowMedin , N. 25th , silver butter dish ; C. C. Luce , 0. , M. & St. P. U. R.Bil\cr , sugar Ixnvl ; Mrs.Honrlctta , Pratt , St. Hilary "save.coiii , pllvorchatclalns watch in tea ; Mrs. M. J , Giver , I'.ippilllon , silver sugar lio\vl ; E. J. Elzea Barker , black silu-r butter dish ; Sarah llodncy , South Omaha , elegant gold lace pin cluster , diamond setting ; Mrs. R Wardlen , Council BlulTs , silver-picklo stand ; Mrs. Jcasio Fuller , K , IGth s.t , silver sugar lowl ; Ada Godfrey , Sherman ave , , cluster diamond mend ring in tea ; Mrs. T. Lynch , S. 15tU St. , silver1 five-bottle caster ; Mrs , L. Starr , S. 8th , silver plcklo stand ; Mrs. J. Jacolus , N. 17th , fcilver sugar lowl ; Mrs. AI. Condon , Nicholas St. , silver butterdish ; Mrs. 13. A. Crane , Georgia avo. , diamond ring1 ; Mrs. Waozlg , 28th and Farnnm , silver cake stand ; D. P. Heard , N. 19th , silver plcklo stand ; J. A. Dange.S. Hth , money in tan ; Mrs. Aiitono SrotT , Loavcnworth st , , sllvor nlelclo stand ; Mrs. L. Kirclibrou , St. Marys avo. , silver plcklo stund ; G. L. Green , Davenpoit at. , silver cake stand ; Miss Tossfo Lcdorer , 7th and Bancroft sts. , silver pickle stand : Mrs. 13. A. Dvrne , N. IStli , solid gold band ilnpj ; AlexBacWund , S. 2oth avc. , money in can ; Mra. E. Davldsen , S. 9tn , bllvorlive- bottle castor ; Mrs. J. n Colvillo , 12tli st , , silver buttprdisliMrs. ; James Hed- loy , ! N. 17th , silver cake stand. PRIMPAL POINTS EAST , WEST , NORTH and SOUTH 1302 Farnnta Stroat. HARRY P , DEUEL , City Pa-Esonccor and Tlolcot Corner 9th and liaruey Streets , Oniahi. FOR THE TREMMENTOFALL Clironic Diseases and Deformities. DR. A. T. McIAUGHLlN , Presldorit. JoundoJ by Dr. J , W. IlcMenatny. DR. J E. Mc&ftEW Sp ecialist , I , nnsurpM9d Intho trait- mcnt of ill form * of I'lH- V/Ti : lISKAMM.U IMlMi hood. STIIICTUKK , or pain In relelilntc the blililpr. HYI'IHLJd curoj In JOtoKJ dan. SklnDlscaies , Catarrh And All llsaua i of tbo liloncl. Iltirt /ill.lircf. . Ka- iinlol > l > CMo > cored without Inilruinonli or "local treat ment. " Ijiilte * [ ram > to t < nl ; , \VrlU ( or clrcu- enchof tlit and Bhoilnic lotnjol tha moit remarknblQ caret Of fice , N. K. Cor , Htti tnd Firmta Sts. . eotr-inco oa Hherilteet. Omati * Not > IN AlLTHEWOHlDTHtREIS BUT ON CUBE DR. HMNES' GOLDEN SPECIFIC. It can be flcitea In vwp f rotTc * r ! , * r ! nr * title * rft * U | wttbont lisa knovricdto of Iti * patient. UneceiurrItU Molutalr b rnlii fccdwill ttnit perzsiaeat. and upttdy eur , vkiftbcr ftit pAtitnt t tnod marmk.er or a aicoboUo wrwolc , 1T K > U rAlL * It opiratea to quutljr and tlthoohor- tuutyihit th p u ni uudircoe * DO tnc aTonteaoa , wd eri ha 11 w r * . bis complcu r lormt4oa u effaotd. iSpiga book of panieularifr . lo tx > htd ol t ADou Ui ,4 lMb Curul ppllexl bT X3L.1KC. JJa elf PRUO OO.Omnbi FOR IMEN ONLY EGIC CORE VOUri DEBILITY.Voakno > i of llody and Mliul : DlTKCUof Krron or e < crw e lri Old or You us. Uoliust , Nublo MAMIOUII fullvro- itnrcxl Wo guarantee every cao or iiiunuy rifunded. H.implo eoursn , llro tlayn' irent- uioiiull : fullcourto , (3. Securely fcealoel ( roru Ucrtlon. . Cook Uomofiy Co. . Omaha , Neb U nice , St. CUIr Hotel. Cor. 1 llh an < IDo < lai ) Ht. Itiillnsttiiirdir'or ' lltlio unnattiritl dlncb rtflkorl private < IUea iof ni'n. A. certain euro foillir ilrlilll- ' . tfluumto. lirt-Hcribot | | nl ( feeluta In rooimnicnillnK U to hold I.T . 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