THE OMAHA DAILY BEE , SUNDAY. APBIL 13 , 1S90.-TWEXTY PAGES. 1O * from ! e ( price I wraeni [ one are seitf Tee to V x ' 's ' 1ASHIONERS ofMASCDLfNC PERFECT m FIT , We make good S N $ > } clothes : only : Clothes that Fit : WiEfc ' < -We know all about this , because we have $ Are Fashionable : -And that don't wear out casilyWe - made clothes for thirty ycars-and havc always made 0 * to/1 / We make them from the best 'RPDUlERSo ' ? materiaisi-inlhe best way-we : study tfac wearer's interest We're not ashamed ef our Otfto-nor of our Ataw-so we put 'em togethcr.-You'll find the label shown above on every garment we make-It , s O | APPAREC a positive guarantee of Qualityand more-It warrants Style correct-Shape proper-Fit pcrfect- Our garments cost more at wholesale than othcrs-It : costs more to make them m our way fofl < iENTLEA\Ei \ That's why m retail stores don't keep them. Nearly all reputable dealers do-because people > 0. insist on having thcm-If they haven't got diem , they will order from w anything you want. /Pif only sell to store-keepers. Never at retail The fact that a Clothier sells our Clothes is proof of his Taste and Judgment He looks after his customers' interests and gives- them ibebest to be had - . . - . - If any garment bearing our label don't turn ou * well : complain about t We want to hear of it 4 . There arc some peculiar advantages in wearing our Gaud Cloiba and ihey don't .cost much more than ordinary ready-made " Ask for them Jruist on the label. . STEIN , BLOCH & WHOLESALE TAILORS. 45. * Vr e ยง WLE5ALE SALESROOMS - [ driest in f he . .WorldChiCAC0 -5AN f BANG ! TflfHTJITC T\T VFl\T JlH/llillliJ L > VLLi. Borne "Waifs Picked from the "World of Wit and Humor. HE PBOVED TO BE A HUSTLES. Compromised Aim Dime The Shrewd ness of True Love AVilliug to Drop the Cane Mr. Perkins Has Doubtless Explained. New York Sun : "Ah ! Mr. Greene , " ho Hiiid , HH he shook hands with a gen tleman from Now Haven , as they met in Union square. "Glad to see you , Mr. Smith. " "By the way , I sent you n young man a few months ago. " "You did. " " 1 recommended him as u hustler. " "Yes. " "Well , I wanted to n&k you how ho developed. When I pass judgment on a mini I like to follow him to see if I am right or wrong. " "Oh , you wore right in this case. " "Then he wan n hustler1 "Indeed ho was. "When ho had been with mo three month * lie rail away with my daughter. 1 took them homo , ex tended my blessing , and now lie 1ms gone with my 'wile and $10,000 cash. You make no inihtako in your man , sir. He Is lit present out-hustling : live good de tectives. " Man nml Win : . Lawrence American : "I don't believe I'll go homo for dinner"said Pornon. "I loft my wife in rather an angry mood this morning , and she might make it hot a woman she IB. She's always ready to Hare up , is crows half the time , and I'm never happy until I've shut the door on the outside and started for business. " "It's your own fault , though , " replied Corson. "I warned j ou against her IK > - foi-e you were married. 1 know her a long while , and I never found any good points about her. She was always a rrosn. grained , ill-tempered , sour-diispo- Mtlonod girl _ , and " "What's that you nay ? " interrupted Porson. "Sour-dispositioned , cross- graiiu'd. ill Take that , and that , you tihe is , oh ? I'll teach you to say any thing about mv uugul of a wife. You warned me , did you ? I'll knock the atulllng out of you. ' M'lijNegotlAtlon * Were Suppressed. Puck : The other day two colored eiti- rons met on the steps of tlio capitol at vVushington. One of them angrily ex claimed : "Mister Jones , If you doan' pay dom Reven dollars do law will be put * on you powerful hard ! ' ' "Now , doan' be unreasonin' , replied Jones in a eajoling voicu. "Hut jou's got monej1 in do bank ! " shouted the llrst. "Yes , I Know I could gib a chock on de bank , but IVt got to get a blank check , borrow i * < n 'n' ink , put on my HIKKV , writ * all ol > r do chock , go down dar to 'dontify you , 'n llggor up do loss of intortMi' , ui probably while I was in bank home ono'd IK lookiu' for me on de Btivet to hire me at fo' dollar a day. Ikse am de chief misous why -I domi' want to jwy da money for de uas * two Wtt'kh. " A Clirnji New York SUB : In owWug Union Wiinrtt the other day a liidy dropjwl her > Jidkei-chiof , and u aniiu of ton , who noticed tht fact , ran after her and re stored it. "Thanks , child , thank- ! " she replied as fcho received the dainty fabric from the grimy hand. "Now , then , what can I do for you ? " "Nuthiuk4 he replied. "Oh , but I must reward your action in some wav. How shall I do itV" " V\rell , mum , if you are bound to do it please give mo a hundred dollar.- . , instead of presenting me with n mansion on Fifth avenue. Taxcs * is high , and dud is out out of work , and we don't want no dead horse to carry these hard times. * ' She made it 10 cents and another vote of thanks , and ho seemed perfectly sat isfied. The Tuctics. of Boston Courier : Miss. Hurryup Ah ! George , j-ou cannot tell what troubles a girl has who is receiving the attentions of a gontlemnn. Mr. HoldolT Troubles , Currlo ? Of what nature , prav ? Miss n.Well , ono'g Httlo brothers are always making fun of one. and one's relatives are always saying , "When is it to come oftT"as if marriage was a prize light. There's the inquisitiveness of one's parents. They want to know every thing. There 'b pa , now ; he is constantly asking such questions as : "Carrie , what are Mr. Holdoff's intentions ? What does lie call UJKHI you so regularly for and stay HO late when he does call ? And ho sometimes looks so mad when he asks these questions that I uutunlU trem ble. ble.Mr. Mr. H. And what answer do you make to his questions , Cairie , dearest ? . * Miss H. I can't make any answer at all , for you see you haven't said any thing to me , and and of course I I Then Mr. Iloldoff whispered something in Carrio'n our. and the next time her father questions her she will be ready with a satisfactory reply. Not in Ills Thoughts. Detorit Free Prerfs : An ex-captain of volunteers was entertaining a few friends in nn olllce on Lamed street with some of liis army adventures , when a new arrival listened for a moment and then interrupted with : "Excuse me , captain , but how is it when a man is in battle ? ' ' "How do you mean ? " "Does ho have to think of outside mat ters ? " "Well , hardly. " " .lust has his mind occupied by what is go'ing on around him ? " "Yen. " " \Vns that the way with you ? " "Yes , I foupjK > so so. " "For instance , \vhilo you wore fight ing at Gettysburg you didn't let your mind wander back to me , did you ? " "No , sir ! " "Exactly nil right I didn't suppose you did. You wont away owing me $10 , you know , and I didn't know but it bothered you. All right all right it's outlawed now and I shan't ask for it Go on , captain , and toll Vtn how you won glorv and renown and didn't think of me.f > lie Wanted to Plant Potatoes. Atlanta Constitution : A southwest Georgia justice of the jioaee had listened to the evidence in a case that was being tried iKifore him , and when that had boon concluded one of the lawyers arose to make a npooch in favor of his client. The judge listened patiently for Imlf nn hour , and then begun writing on a piece of juiper in front of him. A few minutes later he interrupted the lawyer by wiying : "Gentleman , when you have finished your hjKHKrfieK you will find uiy decision written on this piece of paper. You will Imve to excuse me awhile , us I have to plant aomo potato slip * . Let me know when you Invc concluded and I will re turn and sentence the jirUoner. " It is unnecessary to monlion the fact that another young lawyer hud his f.nest eflorts cut short. \Villintr t ljt-i It Drop. Atlanta Constitution : An old negro in Albany was brought up on the charge of .stealing and tried in the sujwrior court during Judge Wright's time. The cnse was presented to the court by n prominent young attorney , the solici tor , and the 'old negro was ordered to stand up. "Have von a lawyer ? " asked the court. "Naw , sah. " "Are you able to employ one ? " "Naw : sah. " "Do " you want a lawyer to defend your case ? "Not pertickler , sah. " "Well , what do you propose to do about the case ? " "We 11 11 , " with u yawn as if wear ied of the thing. "I'm willin' ter drap de case ; s'fur as I'm consumed. ' " He Has Explained. Detroit Free Press : "Mj wife , Mr. Perkins , " said the husband across the aisle of n street car. "Ah ! Glad to see you. Mrs. Winters. Why , how you have changed in two weeks ! " "Changed ? No one has spoken of it , " ehe-blankly replied. "Why. when I saw you with your hus band at the theater two weeks ago to night you seemed to bo a girl of about eighteen , " 'At the theatre ? You you you " Her husband had been u inking and winking , but near-sightod Mr. Perkins had Hoen nothing. The wife settled back , figured it out that she \ya home alone with a toothache that night , and the frozen stare" she turned on her hus band us they got offcox-ered the platform with a glare of ice. Another Kind. Lawrence American : "How did Blowhard - hard lose his eyes ? " "He had an encounter with an Indian , I believe. " "Why. I never knew that he had been further we-t than Buffalo ! " "He hasn't. Ho ran into a cigar sign when lie was coming home from the club one night. " He Mu t Catch Hl . Mule. A correspondent of the Buffalo Com mercial relates that while himself and a doctor were traveling in Virginia they came upon an old colored man whoso mule , attached to an old two-wheeled vehicle , was in the dumps and wouldn't go. "Diuiulo am balked , bosi , " Haid the old man , "an' I'll jis' gib a dollah to de limn dat can start'm. " "I will do it for less than that , uncle , ' ' Paid the doc tor. He took his wise from the carriage and Relucted a small syringe , which he filled with morphia and then injected the drug in the animal's bide. The mule reared , gave u loud bruy and started off ut railroad sjH'od. The negro gave a look of nnUmiHumont at the doc tor , and , with a loud "whoa ! " started down the rend after the mule. In the course of tun minutes they came up to him , standing in the road waiting. The mule was nowhere in sight. "Say boss , " said the darky , "hou much IB dat stuff worth you put in dat mule ? " "O , about 10 cents , " laughingly replied the doctor. ' "Well , boss , yo' kln's-quirt i0 ! cents' wuf in me right away. Huuh am de cash. I mubt ketch dut ar mule. " of Celel > ritie . Puck : "If I can't get u gin oleplmnt whener 1 want ona , 111 pour the nmsturd into the jar of preserves , just for b-pite. " Emjx-ror Willie "If any inon says that I haven't been president for n year , lie's u liar. " Ben jamin F. II. "I now represent one northern state and three southern states in the United > taU-- senate ; and if I can add a few western states to mj list , I'll be well fixed and satisfied. " C. K. Ch-n-dl-r. " 1 hate to see the weather getting warm ; it reminds mo of the perspiring thnt 1 mu t undergo , with that old cast- iron shirt on , before the leaves begin to turn. " The Czar. "There is no seine in saving nt the bung and losing at the Pi ott. " Editor London Times. "The spring chicken , as usual , is going to have a though time of it , " Hotel- keeper. His Mistake. SmWi , Gray .t Cn.'f jfontlilu- The daughter of u Boston baker , Yet he , u ! > < > tt , wildly soncht His chunnmp cultured'bridu to muku her ; She rudely set his suit ut nunpht. ' For courtesy and pentle brcedluc 1 thought you -d tulto the calif1 , ' " he Bald. ' Not such n cuke , " she cncj. reiii " 1 happen to he Boston How the Scotchman Arjnied , Chicago Tribune : General Dox , cn h- ier of the Hibernian bank , says : "Our bunk in connection with others , closed its doors on Washington's birthduy. We took advantage of the chance by making some changes in the office , so that my jirei-once was required around the build ing. A Scotchman of my acquaintance came in and proiontui } a pound note , which lie wanted cashed. J told him we couldn't do it , mentioning that the diy : was a holiday. "A holiday ? " he asked. "WliatV u holiuia ? " "Washington"- birthday , " I replied. "When was he born ? " I had to confess that I hud forgotten. "Well , " said Scotty , "it's n ditum funne holiday ween ye ttinmi ken what din thn nmim wus " He Spelled It with a " 1 > . " New York Commercial : One of the engrosning clerKs at Albany is nn ex ceedingly illiterate man and secured his place through a "pull. " A few dnys ago he copied a filmncial measure. A fellow clerk who * was looking over the draft suddenly asked ; "How do you i-pell the word 'in come ? ' " - "I don't know , " .ho answered ; "how do 1 ? " "Well , here you have it 'incum. ' " "By Jove ! " said , the dissenter from Webster's orthography. "I don't know how 1 came to leave- oil the * b. ' " States. New York H ruM : Scuttle We've got the biggest W hh in the union. Jackson And w the prettiest Miss. Philadelphia And , we the wealthiest Pa. Pa.Hot Hot Springs B t'"We ' are the most ancient : we have got'tho ' Ark. Bnngor And what's the matter with Me ? New York Hush , childronabout your foibles ; you will make little Chicago 111 with envy. ThoiiHaiidH nf Dollars Are spent every year by the people of this Btuto for worthless medicines for the cure of thrnut uud luup ( lUcnsuw , whou we know tliat if they would only invest fl in SANTA All IE , tlie umv Culifornia clUoovury for eou- BUinptioii uud kindrud uumpluiuU they would iti this plwisuut miitidy Hud raliuf. U IB rucnmmtmdod by ministers , physicians und public hjteukort of the Goltluu State. Sold uud inittruuUHtd by Goodman Drug Co. ut fl u Wile. ThnwforfcUiu. The uia t tttubhom OUM of outarrb will siwuHlily ( .uocunib Ui fALJTOHNIA C'AT-K LVKE but luoniufc' utwtuieut fur $1 ilv uiai. f 110. MRS. TIIURBER'S GREAT WORK Her efforts to Form a National Qonsevatory of Mnsic , OOOPEEATION IS GEEATLT NEEDED. Kato Field Views The Work and Plain ! ] * Shows why the Scheme Sliould lie Ifreely IZn- Kate Field's Washington : Why not ? And why not found it Anne Domini 131)2 ) , when , if the Two C's , Congress and Chicago cage , agree about n , world's fair , this continent will bo singing pagans to Co- lumbui , that will drown even the music of the spheres ? That so able n man as the present commissioner of education , Dr. Harris , should advocate a national eoniervuiory. indicates an mea uasoa on human nece Mitius , not to bo relegated to a pigeon hole marked , "Luxury for the KiclL Not Calculated to Gain Votes Among Farmers. " If u national conservatory over be comes fact , it will bo duo to'Mrs. Jeannette - notte M. Thurber. to whom 1 owe an apology. In referring recently to woman's inhumanity to woman , find ask ing for the names of women who had Bpent money freely upon their own BOX , 1 entirely overlooked one of theme mot generous of her land , who for years has devoted brains , time fortune to the advance ment of an art in which women are es pecially interested. It is often said that women have no "staying" power that they are good for temporary work , but , it comes to dogged wtreibtpncy they are lounu wanting. U doggnci persis tency in the face of adverse cireum- stances ever had n hotter illustration in the history of inus-ical art than in Mrs. Thurber , wlusro is it to bo found ? And who ever brought to enthusiasm more unselfishness ? E\er since 18S5 this public-spirited woman has furnished the sinews of war for the conservatory founded by her in Now York , called ' National1 bacausf she lias dreamed of Mich u type of training-school in the fnited Slat OP us blesses France , Austria , Germany , Belgium and other countries whose population is far loss than ourn , and wlKtse needs therefore are not nearly so grant. Wo boast of 70,000,000 inhabitants. Does it occur to us that , in proportion to population , our obligations multiply ? Seventy auillioiiB of souls to keep out of jail by giving them congenial employment and innocent - cent amusement. One hundred and for ty million of cars to gratify with good music , or they will take to bud. Though only five years old , the "Na tional t'onservntory' ' has twenty- nine professors. Two hundred and fifty-eight pupils represent thir ty-three different httiten and territories and one Briti&h dependency , as follows. Maine IKt < ntUckr 4 Now llnnijinlilru TlUiulnlnu * V Vermont . . . H Alulmiua X Itliixlu iKlanU . 4 .Mlimuuri t Cmm.H'Unm . il Imiiaiin H Nun Vurk Ml ininol. | U Nuw Jpr t-r . . . ) Mk'hlKau 4 Ohio . . . . .14.C iUirurto . . . 6 Marj-laiifl , f. .Sdlwtuifck . . . . IlUtrli-t o ( rnluuibla. . Ti.Nitvada " ' OniHim . . . . < .C llfiirBl . . . T Vlrglul * , H Mjilm Twrlxwr . . . . 1 New York n. t i rul I j furnishes the ' "it ii-iruber , ' ' - ' - ' ' - while nine states and the remaining ter ritories are without representation. This is u remarkable showing for so brief an existence. The actual yearly cost of every pupil is ! ? lliO ! : the course extends over four veari ; $ < iO,000 , at least , is- needed an nually to keep this iiufctutiou alive. As but twoiity-soven pupils pay lit the present date , and ao they are required to gh e only a third of their cost , it is readily seen how little they contribute to the support of this beneficent idoa. It is literally true that Mrs. Thurbor is educating U31 young Americans , from thirty-one states and two territories , to earn their living in u beautiful and civ ilizing art ! Is this right ? Should this great work fall on the shoulders of one ardent woman ? Even she begins to see that her stalwart child is growing beyond her control , and that , to make it ' 'national' ' in more than name , co-operation is netdod. Fertile in suggestion. Mrs. Thurbor proposes that patriotic citizens north , south , cast and west shall represent their different states and establish a Maintenance fund iho aim of which' shall be to sustain this conservator * until made self-supporting uy 01 tiler endowment or bequest , every state giving in proportion either to its wealth or to the local necessities of musical education. Tints $12,000 is a minimum for New York , whore other conservatories are established upon n different basis. California's minimum is Sfi.OOO , bur lack of home instruction making up for a larger population. In asmuch as e\ery student costs the con servatory & 1.00 for the course. New York's fifty student * absorb WiO.OOO , Mas sachusetts sixteen students cost 61liiOO ) , jind so on. Already scnolarshijiihave been found ed , Timothy Hopkins of California , the late T. II. Giirrotl and Mis Mary Garrett - rett of Baltimore , and C. P. Huntington - ton of Now York having given $ oOdO apiece , by which they are entitled to nominate one person each for fnso in struction. Surely others will follow their patriotic example. However , it is not everyone who. though blessed with many shekels , is able to found n Hcholar- Hhip. Therefore a maintenance fund has been devised to consist of annual subscriptions of $100. whereby the donor becomes a patron. Ileru ut the capital of the nation Mrs. Thurber has l guu this musical crusade and rightly ; for here are congregated the representn- tives of many states whose young people are reaping the benefit of bur generous uuiiiusiuMii. x lit * run ui iiuuirr Jiu ru- cords the well-known names of Mrs. Macalenter Luughton , Mrn. Lucius Tuck- orman , Mrs. A. Graham Bell , Mrs. G. G. Hubbnrd , Mrs. Anthony I'ollok , Mrs. Charles Nordhofl , Mrs. Olive Piis-loy " Seward , Mis * Kara Carr Upton , all of "Washington ; Mrs. Hoar.-st of California , Mrs. Stewart of Nevada , Mrn. Mander- .son of California , Mr * . McPherson of Now .lorsey and Mrs. Charles Augustus William ? of Connecticut. This is a good beginning , but only a lieginning. The maintenance fund needs but $ . * > 0,0)0 ( ) , of which ? 12,000 is already pledged. Mrs. Thurlier wont * WO.OOO Hubscribod by the nation in "Washington aHHomhlod. and she ought to have it. The seven students from the District of Columbia will in four years cost the con servatory | S,400 ! Citi'/onb \Vas-hli < g- ton alone ought to make up the amount their own ohildron will take from the trouriurr. Maryland will bo equally in debt , while New Jersey and Pennsylva nia will l > e under far g-reaterobligntioiH. Two hundred names are needed in re sponse to thin call "Where are they ? Mr * . Tlturlmr's cttuso is the ixtoplu H , Have not tht ) people L'tXl friend * among the rich ? Pur vve.uk bui k. uiwt IIUIBS , us - u Ur J H Miiicaii * H k > uaurliu ui-a .ut' IN A C\l.ir < > HNlCfN' ) \ . f 'ImHtlHiv' Jnitrnfi ! * The "lulls nrrcTilund ith tin1 pines uud In" . . On mosm hunks tlio la'l. fern poi-p * . oit Ami from the clmsius'auU SUL.IJ h.opcs about Nature , revivified and hcnutuniis slir . Wliciv ynniler lilnl his tluj piumns \ \ lui-s. 'J'lio red-stciiiiiiod munpuiita is u'ii ' nun "With delicate bulls ; and froui UK tin uoi s frlddin The liniiei practices his trills mid slurs Odors ol j ni > and bay true 1111 tinuir The sun Hhiuus wunu ou rt > clu > uud springing gross : Tlie white cloucls lirenk apart and softly p.is-i Out of the deep blue sk.v : nnd < > v er tliero Whore but u whilenco the snowdnfth hn The hills wear all their nuugled blue nnd gray. A WIDOWS I51UDAL , GAIUl. The Deauttrnl Clotlies AVorii hj Imtly IViiill'red ItyiiK. I am told that long sleeves are coming in for evening dress , writes Madge in London Truth. "What will the girls with pretty arms-do then. I hnve ] ust been rending the description of the wed ding dress worn by Lady "Winifred B.\ng on the occasion of her marriage to M > Herbert Gardner."M. P. . and 1 think it quite the perfection of a jioung widows bridal curb. It was madein the ompirn style and consisted of plilf > peach colored crepe-do-chine , with t'lubi-oidiM-.i i-ound the edge of the skirt in a dt-sigu f Parma lolets and bows of ribbon lianas of similar embroidery eonfinud the folds of the oropo at the waist. The nnia t bonnet was made of violets. itli n httie of the embroidery introduced. Tour IJurifd Cllicn in One Sjiot. The Rev. A. N. Somoiv. . pastor of the Cniver.salist chur < li of l orl AtKinnon , has closed his labors liore. hating a < - cepted u charge at Black Kn r I'nt s. Hays the Milwaukee Sentinel. Mi Sum ers is our of the noted archi ; > ol < ) gislH of the United States , having tisited pei-soi. ally over fiftj-five thousand localities in the union tvlxtre were works of 'mound builders. " During his several jear stay in Atkinson he visited a'l ' the works of interest in that vicinity. ana -.Uli.-n to what was jirevkiusly known-thiit u. . reirion i one of the richest , un-h.i'iiiugt ally , in the United States. If th < "i-e - one Hjiol in this country of u hi < h it < p < < pie life proud it is tlie littli- \illu ' Alzatan.yhieh 1ms boon dublwd T' Ancient Citexer since it caiiu- with . one vote of being made the ntuto cupitu many years aero. It is built unon i < , . ruins of u city that was eudi < iiii > u. caitil ] ) of u vast region ln-ld l > . \ tl mound builders , taking in tin sit- of Wi-sconsin and surrounding Htutcs M > Somtu-h made explorations- > r > i.-cent i and discovered the remains of unt ono but four cities , built one abort- the otuei Given tty Ht O Cahhle * . . Nolxodv can accuse the Glasgow 'i-nt- blew" of Ingratitude , Hajs the Lundou World. Mr. John Burns ban worked n - dofatignbly for thirty yearn to proinot * their welfare , and lust wet U 800 of them joined fnrcux to present him will an ill 'minuted address unulonod in u Hilvei gi t casket. The mo\ument uus < iuiin si u > tanooun ou the part of the untmrs iiu.i the chairman of tlie ' C'unurd i'iup < i < > > WUH not let into the secret until thtunt iiioniuul. No Chniion llir IJnercy. New Yorli WueUly ; Northenit i duwa south ) There are plont.t of ( harn-ft. t > make money in this1 section , if ton ) only lKk for them. Take this town ti t exHtnpla. Tlie wat r of jour ritiriiii , weliti nnd oiMtdriib iwn't fit to drink Colonel Sunniwiulh I Icnou a In t what kin wt du ? The proh * ! < u'in i here won't let UM HUtrt brevt-iTies Dri > wti uiiivt-rhltt - l > - exlKx-U > na-c a uvw ol M'n ui > rj rt-ttd , , for UM tfui' , ux tun.