r THE OMAHA DAILY BEE : SUNDAY. ' MAKOH 30 , 1890.-SIXTEEX PAGES , WE'HAVE"MADE E'XT&NSIVE PREPARATIONS For the Spring nnd Summer clothing trade , but find that winter's tendency to linger has to some extent - tent retarded that activity usually manifest nt this gdnson ofthe yenr , thus suggesting to us the advisa bility ofnl once adopting a TJT * * - > JR. Whereby we hope to soon reduce our MAMMOTH SPRING STOCK to within the proper limit , Commencing Monday , March. . 31st. nnd continuing for TEN CONSECUTIVE DAYS , we will place on Quick Sale , the Greatest Positive Values in Men's , Youth's , Boy's and Children' . Ever offered at retail In any city east or west. Our space here limits us to the mention of but a few among the many 10O Men's Suits , Lot 1025 - 100 Men's Suits , Lot 1042. Neat mix and broken check cheviots , Handsome PebbleFimshCassimeie , all wool , 100 Men's Suits , Lot 1O27 , 100 Men's Suits , Lot 2128 , Novelty Scotch Goods , correct for business and Snow Flake Chev'ot ' , all wool , biggest hit in SPRING PANTS. a quick seller on sight , Omaha foi * knock about , Old tikinflini's pants didn't spring but they broke at a mon critical time , and his rival who Tills is the latest lay wo have. As an nil nrounil prrformnnre It oan't lie bcati n Tlmt Is wli ) bought his clothes at Ilullinn.li 4 ( n'a. , la norf engaged to widow lloneydew. C'omo and see the It Is like our prlrrs nnil our poods You cnii't tret better tiling or clitnper rates. Tills in true nl now spring goods and pick out that amount. the year round , though Kaster is n nlco time to ilnd It out. 50 Men's Suits , Lot 2169 , 5O Men's Suits , Lot 1031 , medium light color.excellent value , very nobby handsome grey stripe eassimere. medium weight , good for all year rounda real snap at 50 Men's Suits , Lot 2211 , 50 Men's Suits , Lot 22O3 , very dressy dark brown eassimere , all wool , A novelty in fancy worsted , straight cut sack , a suit combining both business and dress , a ready seller at 16 ; our price , During this extraordinary suit sale , we will make like concessions throughout our Furnishing Goods and Hat department ; thus giving one and all a rare opportunity to fit themselves out for spring and summer at a less expense than their fondest dreams would conjecture. We want the universe to know that our stock is larger , our bargains greater and our prices lower for reliable and well made clothing , than ever known in Omaha. Our extraordinary efforts this spring are in your immediate interests as a visit to our store will prove. Don't confound date of this Close -fift < VyrjJkv- " Suit Sale , Marchsist to April zoth. r . ' / e 9 9 OVERBOARD. ELEPHANTS IN TOWN. "Why stands this man so calm mill htlll Yes the city Is full of them. And lots of our competitor * Imvi-elephants upon their band * , To see another drown ? The above Is n fair peclinen of these elephants nn I many persons help to feed them bv miylng hiyb I've heard htm called phllanthrophUt prices at other hoii'i'i. Wo arelmpuy to bay lUnlvo nave uooleplmnt upon our bunds ana tnH 'Jhrough country anil through town" acrounts lor the marvt'lously low prlcos atvlncti u sell our go < i'ls. ' Our Hyutem ot buying and fiollnif for co.sli and our siicix'm in purchasing thn iK-st goods from the iiiBnufncturers at pr 01 "Tho why ho stands so " ralinly " there , 13th. and Farnam Streets. Hint others cannot duplicate , Insures us against having uu eluphant to Uui'p lip at the t'xpunio oC Ami neems to smile "Oh Ho ; . . . ' our customers. Always u\old the elephant ulieu he. ls > nttiubcd to a clothing store. overboara , lie's thiowlng high price And making room for low. " THREE LINKS ANNIVERSARY. Boventy-ono Years of Oddfellow- ahip in America. THt SUPREMELODGE FOR OMAHA Action Should l > c Tnkcn to Secure the Nc.\t Session of the K. I' . Kiinremo o Scottiah Uito In Ohio Uncle Down. Anniversary of OdilfcllowshlD. On Saturday. April 20 , occurs the seventy- first anniversary of the formal introduction of Oddfullowship In America. April 20 , & 19 , a amecting was held in the "Seven Stars tavern , " Second street , Baltimore , at which were present Thomas Wildoy , John Weich , John Duncan , John Cheatham , and Iticburd Uushwortti. After due deliberation they formed Washington ledge No. 1. Thomas Wildoy was installed ns noble grand nnd John Welch na vice grand. Wildoy was the prnna mover in the organization of the lodgo. ho having been made n member of the order in England. Attempts were made ns early ns ISOt ) to form a ledge of Oddfellows , Shakespeare lodge having been organized in Now York city in that year , but the ledge did not prosper , nnd after several attempts had been made to resuscitate it the ledge was abandoned. The growth of the Balti more lodge , however , bas been steady and without a break. The Oddfollow lodge in thin city , South Omaha nnd in Council Bluff * will colcbrato the soventy-flrst anni versary of tbo founding of the order on April 'Jland 2o. Grand Sire Underwood will be present nnd n grand celebration is expected. The nftair will be a joint ono and will be hold principally in Council Bluffs. The grand slro will nrnvo in the Bluffs on April 24 and will bo given a grand recep tion. tion.Tho lodges from nil parts of Nebraska have been invited to be present. n well ns those within n radius oj 150 miles of the Bluffs Besides these tbo Nebraska brigade , Patrl- nrchs Militant , nnd the First regiment of lowu , hnvu been invited. A grand parade will be had on the mornnic of April 24 , in which nil the lodges , encampment * und can tons will take part. The parade will bo re viewed by the grand sire nnd the grand ofll- cvrs of tbo grand lodges of the grand en- i"iiupniLMit of Iowa nnd Nebraska , In the afternoon addresses will bo delivered at the opera lumtc by the urntul sire nnd others. At b p. in. the grand sire will hold u public reception in the Mnsoulo temple parlors , fol lowed by a grand ball. 'Iho joint committee Is holding weekly meetings and limiting very complete arrange ments in all details of the celebration. 1 > . Oic It. Hutli ledge N'o. 1 , Daughters ot Roboicah gave n very pleasant entertainment nt Odd fellows' hall Thursday evening. The very laughable farce , "Ye Doestrict School , " was plvon in n successful manner. Mrs. Mary Oiburn , na the schoolmarm , wna true to lift ) , nnd thu numerous scholars were thoroughly imbued with the spirit of mischief and dis played n wonderful lack of knowledge. The entire troupe acquitted themselves admirably und were vigorously applauded by the almost tumbled spectators. The comical unties of ttie overgrown children would have excited the risiblefi ot a muuiniy. After the per- foinianco refreshment * were served while the Seventh ward band discoursed wcot music. K. OP I" . The membership of tbe order in Nebraska is about 7.UUJ in good standing. Douglas county has twonty-rno lodges wan n total membership of about l.bOO. PliUTiix ledge /.anubvlllo , O. , was re cently Instituted with 33 charter members , only llvo of the number being Knights. 1 A number of the general pasjent-or agents of tblt city , representing roads which run into Milwaukee , are joining the order. It has been hinted that the coming session of the supreme lodco lus had Us influanco on tbo boys , and that they are joining with an eye to business. D. G. C. Will 1 . Seism i instituted a now lodge nt Ponder Wednesday night. Ho was accompanied by Colonel Brown , C. C. F. J. Sackott and V. C. H. W. Pinney , all of Omaha. A number of Sir Knights from Blair , West Point and neighboring towns were also in attendance. A grun 1 reception and banquet WUB tendered the visitors after the institution ceremony. The ledge starts out with a largo tnorubershii ) , comprising the principal business men of Pen er. The nineteenth annual session of the grand ledge of Kansas will bo hold in Topeka May 20 to 2,1 inclusive. A very handsome invi tation has been issued. It is trmngulJr in shauo and contains twelve pages of readme matter. On the llrst page of the cover are the symbolic colors of the order and the seal of the Kansas grand lodgo. Upon the back is the emblem of , the uniform rank sup ported by two Sir Knights in full uniform. The reading matter on the inside dwells upon the many advantages and attractions Topeka has to offer. It is also stated tftat cash and other prizes will bo offered for Iho divisions , lodges and bands , aggregating in value fl,0X ( ) , for wnlch nil organisations in the stnto nro invited to compete. The committee - mittoo on printing and invitations , consis'- ing of Harry Austin of ( . 'alia division No. 8 , K. W. Whitted and N. D. McUlnley hove succeeded in issuing n very handsome invi tation , nnd if the other details of the occa sion nro carried out witii as much care the meeting will bo a memorable one. Oinnliit to tlu front. ' 'Now is the time for the lodges of Omaha to take action looking towards securing the next session of the supreme lodge for Omaha in IVJ'J. " It was Supreme Representative K. K. Frencti who spoke , and bo proceeded to show why this action should bo taken nt once. "It will bo necessary , " continued Mr. French , "for the supreme representatives to go to Milwauiteo with the assurance that any move they muy inako in this direction will bo heartily supported. U will take some lit tle time for all the lodges to take action in the matter and for that reason no time should be lost in agitating the matter. I can sec no re.tson why Omahii should not secure the next session of the supreme lodge , but wo must not sit around and expect to got it Without making any effort. It will require united action on the part of all the lodges , nnd tins action must bo tnkon with a full knowledge of what it entails. A session of the supreme ledge means that , n body ot about 120 representative men from nil parts of the country will be in ses sion hero for about ten dn.\s or two weeks during the bummer of lbl)2 ) ( probably in July ) and it also means nn encampment ot Uniform Hank during a week of the sojiaion. Theio will bo about twout.v-llvo thousand sir knights nt ttiu encampment. These will have to bo provided with a suitable camp ground , supplied with tents , etc. , nnd convenient of access. Besides this it will bo advisable to oiler about $ Juoo or $3IXH ) in prizes for com putitive drills , etc. To do all this and pro vide a suitable entertainment for the su- rpcino ledge , such ns n ball or banquet , will require in thn neighborhood of $ , ' 0DJU. The members of the supreme ledge receive a per diem and p.iv their own expenses. "Tho members of the order In Oujaha should consmer this matter thoroughly , " continued Mr. French , "and realize what is necessary to bo done. Then they can act in telligently and should do so. ' 1 lie supreme representative * will will then know what action to tnko when they reach Milwaukee. "As long as there was a probability that the world's fair would bo hold m Chicago , in is'X1 , " ho concluded , "it looked as though the supreme ledge would go there also , but since the fair has been post | > oned there is no reason why Omaha should not necuro the next session. It would mean u great deal for Omaha to have such a gathering here. There would bo about n hundred thousand visitors in the city during the session and it is easy to understand what that means to the business men ot Omaha. " A. A. O. N. 31 8. About sixty five of the Nobles of Tangier teraplo went to Lincoln Wednesday night to atteud a festival bold by Sososiris temple. Kleveti candidates wcro conducted across tbo burning unds and wore made true sons ol tbo desert , Tbo ceremony was followed by the traditional banquet , and the Omaha pilgrims returned early Thursday morning. iM'rnid < > l'i 'Irinl. Speaking of the trouble in Ohio between tbo United States Jurisdiction nnd the Scot tish rite nnd the so-called northern ] urisdic- tion , ann the depositions taken for presenta tion at the trial of the matter in the state courts the Cleveland Plain Dealer soys : The result of the testimony taken in this case was a sudden endeavor on the part of the northern jurisdiction people to 'keep ' the deposition * out of court. To that end they asked the court for leave to withdraw their answer in the injunction case , in which they had alleged that tbo Cerneau organiza tion was clandestine nnd illecitimato , and to substitute a demurrer instead. A tempo rary injunction is already in force and nearing - ing on the petition to make it perpetual has been indefinitely postponed. The Connecticut grand lodge at its last meeting declined to follow the example of the Ohio grand ledge in expollmsr or socking to expel Cerneau Masons , taking the ground that Master Masons hud no jurisdiction over the Scottish rite. A notion has traveled east to the effect that the United States jurisdiction men of tins state have unaer consideration n pro posal to form an independent grand lodge of free and accepted Masons. The Cornoau men of this city deny their intention of going to any such lengths , claiming that they can uiui-h better servo their organization by re taining their present strategic advantages in the blue lodges. In fttncsvillo , however , where a largo number of members drew out a short time nco in consequence of the action of the grand lodge , there is talk of forming an independent lodge of free and accepted Masons. The Cernoau Masons have issued a chal lenge to the northern jurisdiction members of the rite to try tneir case on its menu * be fore an arbitration committee of. from five to twelve intelligent and honest men , lawyers preferred , who shill have taiten no degrees Ifighor than that of master Mason or who may bo outsiders. They offer to permit , the northern jurisdictioa to elect thu ground upon which issue is to bo made , whether upon Masonic principles , the rules of civil government , the constitution and law ot the land , the usages of society , common law , statutory law or parliamentary law. The hearing may bo either public or private , and the Corncnu Masons agree in case of defeat to surrender all claims to their right to exist as Scottish rite organizations. ATo. u w. A move is on foot to organize n now ledge of the ordoi in this city , and a mooting was hold at Sixth and Pierce streets Friday evening for that purpose. The lo.tge is to bo called P.itton lodge , in honor of Dr. S. H. Patten , a past grand master workman of the order In Nebraska , O , A. K. The Women's Holiof Corps of George A. Custcr post , will give n social and entertain ment at ( t. A. H. hail on FifU'cntti street tomorrow. To the 'Irnvellni ; I'nllllc. The proiU Rock Island route lias pro vided every convenience and comfort for its passengers golnfr cast over its main line. Its solid vestibule express trains , which leave daily for Des Monies , Davenport , Rock Island and Chicago , nro the linest in the world. Tlioy consist of now and elegant day coaches , dinin ? cars , Pullman palace sleeping cars and free reclining chair cars' , buperbly appointed and fitted up with all the modern imurovu- inonts that conduce to safe and luxurious travel. Junctional and terminal con nections are made in union depots and nt Chicago with fast limited vestibule express trains ( or all points oast. In addition to this magnificent train , two Gxpro&s and mail trains leave Omaha dally , carrying sleepers nnd dining cars. Further information ns to routes , rates , time , berths , etc. , call on or address - dross J. L. DoHevolfrO , 1U03 Farnam strcot , Omaha , Nob. Telephone 7W. E. ST. JOHN , Jxo. SKHASSTIAN , General Manager , G. T. it P. A. , Chlcajju. Chicago. AN EIGHT HOUR SCHEDULE It Will Be Urged-By the Carpenters of Omaha. THE CIGAR MAKERS' STRIKE. The Electric- Light Mem Still Idle Typo Officials The Doc Catch- Inn Industry Liittlo Labor Locals. Carpenters and Elclit Hours , The Carpenters' and Joiners' union held an interesting debate on the eight-hour question at Croon's hall Wednesday oven- me. The sentiment among this craft is strongly in favor of enforcing the eight-hour schedule. Words or sympathy were expressed for their fellow carpenters who nro out on n strike m Chicago , but no inUmuli-n was made that anticipated dissatisfaction between the journeymen and bosses in this city. Ho concluded bi quoting Samuel Goinpus , when ho said : "If the working oeoplo .toll fourteen or sixteen hours u day their necessities fall oft' ; their demands cannot increase , their wants are not expanded. It is this phase of thu question to which I dcsiro to iuvito special attention. "Many argue that if you reduce the hours from nine to eight , you also reduce the product or make the labor so much dearer. Let uio state right hero that all reductions in the hours of labor liavo boon followed with improvement * in machinery and cheap ened methods of production ns well as in creased demand. With the improved ma' chinery necessarily following the reduction of the hours of labor , the productivity of the laboinr is greater and swifter. If the newspapers of today wcro compelled to depend for their circulation upon worKing people toiling from twelve to sixteen hours : i day , I do not believe wo would have many newspapers , certainly not with the iwmonbe circulation they now have , nor could they bo sold at their present prices. Men and women working too many hours a day , coing from their homes early in the morning , drudging nil day and returning home late nt night , would not have tune or dcsiro to taku up a paper , book or pamphlet. An over worked man is too tired , too exhausted to give even ono thought to the pass'ng public events of the day. II/J does not know wbi l is going on ; docs not understand what is ngituting thu public mind. All he knows is to- Work , work , work from chime to clilmo ; Work , work , work , ai prisoners work for crime. " Iho Clcnr Mnkrrri' Strike. "I have no reason foWlevo that the Chicago cage strike among the cigar makers will af fect Omnhu in the least , " said ono of the bosses to the reporter. "In case if does , however , " ho continued , "tho journeymen will get the worst of it. Union cigar makers in Omaha nro treated dVout as squarely us they are in any city in the country. They- nro antrong organizition hero , and I think should bo everywhere. . So far as I am in dividually concerned , I wouldn't liiro anyone ono but u union man. Hut there is n limit to all things. The scale is high enough hero. Somoot the Journeymen are today making ns much money as the bass , and why should they kickf I don't believe they will , but if they do tuny will Dimply kick themselves out of u job. "Iho trouble in Chicago was tbooutgrowth of tbo rcccr.t action of thol'hfnnlx cigar com- runy nnd two other factories Wolf's nnd Fisher's , The men at tlioio places wcro laid off n week ago , the unions said , tor the pur pose ot taking o.i non union men or com pelling the union men to return to work at a reduction ol about MO per cent in wages. It was claimed that these shops were following tluu course in pursuance of an order from the Cigar Manufacturer' * association , and that it was a forerunner of a Mtnilar action on tbo part of all the other manufacturers. The three manufacturer * put non union men to worn but tbo union men wcro so successful in getting them out that Wolf and Fisher wore compelled to yield and they have agreed to employ only union men nt regular prices. "I do not believe wo will have anv trouble with the men here this season. They seam to bo sati'licd at present with the wages they are getting. " HI'citric lushi ai-n Idle. The electric light linemen's strilco stands the same as it did on the evening of the walk-out. The men wlto refused to quit nro getting tbo same pay nnd the strikers have either left Omaha of are still out of employ ment. There has been but little work for light men since the strike , but tl > o superin tendent has quietly given it ont that ho will never concede to the demand of the strikers as he can secure good workmen cheaper. The men whostruck asked for $ j.G5 per day. Prior to that time they had been receiving only $2.33 , The telephone linemen number only nine now , but were given the increase of 40 cents per day which they asked for. What Invention Has Hone. In making bread boxes three workers can do the work of thirteen box-makers by the old methods. In cutting out clothing and clutti cops with dies , ono worker does ttic work of three by the old methods , In leather manufacture , modern methods have reduced the necessary number of work ers from 5 to .10 per cent. A carpet-measuring nnd brushing machine , with cno operator , will do the work of fifteen men by the old methods. In the manufacture of flour , modern im provements s.ivo 75 par cent of the manual labor that was once necessary. In making tin cans , one man and a boy , with modern appliances , can do the work of ten workers by the old process. 13y the use of coal mining machines 100 miners in a month can mine as much coal in the same time as 500 miners by the old meth ods. ods.One ooy , by machinery , in turning wood work and materials for musical instrument * , performs the work of twenty-live men by thu old methods. In the manufacture of boots and shoes , tbo work of 5UO operatives is now done by 100 , a displacement of wage-earners of CO per cent by aid of machinery. In stave-dressing , 1,200 laoorers , with a machine , can dress 1:2,000 : dresses in the sumo time that the same number of workers by band could dress 12,500 staves. In the cotton mills In the United States the manual labor lias been reduced about 50 per cent. Now ono weaver manages from two to ten looms , where ono loom was formerly kept by one worker. In the manufacture of brink , improved do- Vici-s save one-tenth of the labor , nnd in the manufacturing of lire-brick , 40 percent of the manual labor is displaced. In the manufacture of carriages , It used to take one man thirty day * to make a carriage. It is now made by the aid of maehiuory with tha work of ona man in twelve days. Intho manufacture of ujTicultural Imple ments , COO operatives , with machinery , in cluding eighteen classes of wage-earner : ) , do Iho work of 2,115 wage earners without ma chinery , displacing If > s5 workers. I-i the manufacture of wall paper , ono worker by tbo aid of machinery does the work of 100 workers by manual labor , nnd in cutting and drying paper by machinery , four men nnd six girls do the work of 100 oper.itors by the old methods. In manufacturing eun stocks , ono man by manual labor was abto to turn nnd tit ono gun stock in ODD day of ton hours , while ttirco men now , by a division of labor and tha use of machinery , can turn nnd fit 125 to 150 gun stocks in ton hours. This displaces the work of forty-four to lorty-nlnn wage workers. Typo CJIIlulnlH. Typographical Union No. 190 was the llrst organization to introduce the Australian bal lot system in Omaha. This union has a membership of about three hundred. At their annual election on Wednesday last 271 votes wcro cast. There were several candi dates for some of Iho ofllcos , but the election wai conducted very quietly and orderly. Washington null wai chosen as thu place for holding the election. Six stalls wore arranged on ono side of the hall and to ono of them each voter retired to arrange his ticket , which ho after ward folded nnd handed to the Judge , who deposited it in the box. The judges were John C. Thompson , John Kmblun nnd F. J. Barton. William Maxwell and George S. Bradley , sereeants-ut-arnis , and the financial secretary , 1C. S Fisher , were-thn only other persons allowed to remain in the room , the latter to pass on the standing of the would- bo voter. The successful candidates were as follows : For president , W. A. Kunkles ; vice presi dent , Arthur Pickering ; recording secre tary , M. T. Fleming ; linancial secretary , James Uermody ; treasurer. S. 1C. Fisher ; executive committee , George Bradley chair man , J , II. Collins , A. F. Clark , Anton Boy- sen , Joseph Johnson ; reading clerk , Thomas F. Doyle ; financial committee , George F. Farrell chairman , A. E. Uutler , W. C. Oor- win ; sick committee , W. S. Hlpley chair man. Albert Williams , Frank Anderson ; Bergeant-nt-nrms , J. J. Chase : delegates to the international convention , Elmer E.Hlland and William F. Kudgo. Joir Cii tellers. The dog catcher of Omnha is getting to bo qulto n laborer and in several- instances he must bo a pugilist as well. The three men who run the wagon have snared nearly seven hundred dogs since the now ordinance ) went into effect. The men got 1J > cents each for each canine they catch ana earn all the way from J2 to $ o per dav. During do ? days , which commence in July , these men noose every doir they catch without a muzzle on whether it is tagged or not. It is then that they bopo for a rich harvest and a deal of trouble with the owners. The city poundmustar has nine men in bis employ. _ Hod Cnrrior Wnjjcs. The hod carriers of Omaha arn getting thoroughly organUea and it is whispered will demand more pay at the opening of tbo building season than they got last year. A secret meeting was held at Green's hall last Tnursday nit-tit and another will be called soon. The members of this society are a lot of strong , healthy fellows who uro will ing to work for whatever is fair , but con sider that in the past they have received lower wages than they actually earned. Ijnunr The journeymen tailors of Omaha are a jolly sjt of men. They uevor do any thing by halves. On Thursday two of tlu-ir craft , Charles Olson and K. Cross , started for Don' ver on the evening tram. At the depot there were lorty fellow tailors to sea them olT and wish them succusfin thoirnowilold of labor. Jt was also a strong ovulunco of the popu larity of the two gentlemen among their Omuha fellow workmen. The union stationary engineers of Ne braska ledge No. 1 will give their first nil- nual ball on Monday evening , April 7 , nt Uarfleld hull. The proceeds will bo expended for thu benefit of the engineers' mechanical library. _ _ Otnuha is much disgruntled over Pitcher Knoll's desertion to thu players' league , nnd assorts that if ho should prove unable to hold up his cud there ho uill bo prevented from piavmg with any national agreement club. Philadelphia Press. The Omaha manage ment care nothing about Knell ono way or tlie other. He attempted to pilch for Omaha during the latter part ( if last season , but punned out so poorly that ho would have benn released early this season unless ho was capable of much batter work. Kansas Cltv has lost another man. Sow- ders has jumped to Iho Philadelphia brother hood team. Ho was also secured from St. i'fiul by the Cowboy club at a considerable 11 n uncial outlay , and of course they are very fcoro at him. Ho didn't pitch any winning ball at all , and was so nervous and wild that ho was ot no earthly uao to the team. Thu report of his desertion ims not been ofliclally ascertained as yet , but if ho has gone Kan sas City can probably manage to worry along without him. The nuestion of who is to take deserter Pickelt'o place it still nn open ono. If Kansas City pets him , that is if its injunction suit u sustained , it is hardly probable that ho uould bo retained. Hm services would riot pcrtmpa be much more valuable than they were last year. If a ball player doesn't want to play ball , you can't inulie him , that u certain. 1MIMET1KS. A natural man is u combination of streaks of good mm bad. What has become of the Old fashioned man w1io believed in nhell ! The impecunious tradesman , strange ns it may seem , fi.ids Lent a bad time for borrow ing. ing.Tho The girl who has a new seal skin sacquu can attend Lent bervice.tiiti wrapped de votion. "What piece uro they going to sing next , sir ! " aakcd Hello nt the church. "Vou mean , " replied Mr. Holltday , "what seloc tion. Peace , Hello , is something quite un known among church choirs. ' Squiggs Ponsonby , do you believe in the damnation of Infants ! Ponsonby Squiggs , you ought not to have asked me tlmt question Just now. A confounded little brat has just hit mo in ttio ear with u snow ball. Preacher ( who had been telling the Sun day school class about the future abode of tbo just and the unjust ) And now , my cliil dren , where do you wmittogo ? Small Boy ( on the front bench ) Want to go homo. Hero's n Chicago newspaper "gratifying a correspondent" and giving n long history of "Tho Angelus , " which has been on exhibi tion in Ciilunco for wooks. This stretch of courtesy in only equaled in Kentucky , whom they periodically publish the commandments to "oblige. " "You shouldn't speak so harshly of your fellow-man , " said a merchant to his clerk "You ought to remember the admonition to roturu good for civil. ' ' ! hat's what 1 vo just done : and I did it with a vengeance" "How ? " "I gnvo a man change for a coun terfeit $10 bill. " "Before wo tnko up the collection tills morning , " remarked the good pustor , as ho looked mildly over the congregation. "I wish to say that wo have in the church treasury already two quarts of nickels that appear to havrs been punched through nnd afterward plugged with lend. These coins , I am informed , will not buy stamps , grocer ies or fuel , and conductors on street cars re fuse to take them. The choir .vlll plcaso sing , 'O , land of rest , for theo 1 sigh.1" The Hev. Urooko Herford told a good story in his address nt Cambridge the other night. A north , of England bishop had among his parishioners a worthy but rntlinr rough follow , who wus in the habit of us.ng n great deal of profanity in hi * spficch Upon being remonstrated with he exclaimed : ' Well , d n it , I say what I mean , and I believe - liovo in calling n spade a spade. " "Indeed. " replied the bishop , " 1 thought you would call it a dn old shovel. " 'The Etluop gods have Ethlop lips , lironzo checks and woolly hair ; The Grecian gods nro llko the Greeks , As keen eyed , cold and fair. "PapV said the little one. "will they have nowBpapors in heaven I" "Perhaps , my child , but there will bo a new set of ed itors nnd reporters. " Clara ( ciilogwiiiK the new rector i Ho Is supurblv eloquent. Why , ho can move mi hearers to tears. Ilnutiboy ( who is not ela- qii'-nti A paltry accomplishment 1 scorn proficiency in an art in which ovary liaiuty sneeze Is my equal and every pooled onion i my superior. Throughout our lifo's brif spun On this terrestrial ball. Kind heaven protect us from the man , The man who "knows it nil. " Churchman ( sarcastically to agnostic < T suppose you call yourself n searcher after truth ( Agnostic Yes. that is what I call myself , hut I don't IInil much. Tin said that fishes Imvo no scnsu. But , if the paying's meant , How U it the hud ne'er comes to town Until lone "fter lejitl Are You Unlug To nriy point east , west or south'/ Trav el vln the rturlinfrton route. Kle untly equipped vestibule trains of Pullman pulaiio sleeping cars , racllninfT cliutr curs , Bents frco , dining curs nnd duy coaches run dully from the Uurlintr- ton'ti own depot in Omuhiv , thus uvold- inc triumfors. Trains leave Omaha as follows. To Chicago , Puoria , tit. Louis nnd tlio cast ! l : ! > ' ) a. m. , ; < :15 : p. in. , U:15 : p. m. ; to Lin coln , Denver and the west b50 ; a. in , , 10:05 : a , m. , 0W : p.m. ; to St. Joseph , Kansas City. St. Louts and the south ' . ) : ! a. in. . 8:1 : > 5 p. m. Ticket olllco 1223 Farnam street , and depot 10th and Ma * son sis. , Omu.ua.